#IdleRPG Idle RPG

Player Info

User: Wordy
Class: Pimp
Admin?: Yes
Level: 55
Next level: 18 days, 04:01:33
Status: Online
Host: Wordy!414067@pimp.in
Account Created: Wed Oct 2 21:25:21 2019
Last login: Wed Nov 13 04:02:13 2019
Total time idled: 68 days, 09:40:01
Current position: [379,13]
Alignment: Evil
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 136 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 50
charm: 47
gloves: 29
helm: 65 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 36
ring: 29
shield: 52
tunic: 46
weapon: 341 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 831

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: 0 days, 05:27:00
quest: 0 days, 23:30:08
quit: None

total: 1 day, 04:57:08

Character Modifiers

[06/20/16 17:45:49] Doody [3/4] has challenged Wordy [3/7] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:00:56 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/20/16 17:53:47] Wordy [8/10] has challenged Doody [0/4] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:16 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/20/16 17:53:47] Wordy has dealt Doody a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:00:43 is added to Doody's clock.
[06/20/16 18:53:53] Doody [2/21] has challenged Wordy [6/15] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to Doody's clock.
[06/20/16 19:55:36] Anky [5/51] has challenged Wordy [19/28] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/20/16 21:19:16] Wordy [44/53] has challenged dick [48/60] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:07 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/21/16 01:58:19] Doody [113/119] has challenged Wordy [16/93] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:06:29 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/21/16 06:59:55] Anky [12/115] has challenged Wordy [47/110] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/21/16 07:08:32] Wordy [71/115] has challenged Shmegma [33/133] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:10:07 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/21/16 07:57:53] LordComac [0/2] has challenged Wordy [42/115] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to LordComac's clock.
[06/21/16 08:46:04] LordComac [15/17] has challenged Wordy [46/115] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to LordComac's clock.
[06/21/16 12:08:54] Shmegma [107/144] has challenged Wordy [54/126] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:13:37 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/21/16 17:13:56] Doodybot [35/110] has challenged Wordy [81/127] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[06/21/16 19:11:09] Wordy [107/137] has challenged LordComac [25/104] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:18:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/21/16 20:01:41] Wordy grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:14 towards level 23.
[06/22/16 09:49:35] Wordy [77/153] has challenged Doody [85/200] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/22/16 09:52:11] LordComac [9/171] has challenged Wordy [82/153] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to LordComac's clock.
[06/22/16 10:02:09] Anky [58/223] has challenged Wordy [0/153] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/22/16 16:22:17] Anky [139/251] has challenged Wordy [134/153] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/22/16 17:06:55] Wordy [49/189] has challenged dick [197/280] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/23/16 00:58:10] Wordy had a hot threesome! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:01 towards level 27.
[06/23/16 01:09:08] LordComac [27/179] has challenged Wordy [97/189] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to LordComac's clock.
[06/23/16 01:45:26] Wordy [43/189] has challenged Anky [151/270] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/23/16 10:27:46] Uranus [123/201] has challenged Wordy [124/189] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Uranus's clock.
[06/23/16 11:33:58] Wordy [131/217] has challenged Uranus [100/201] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/23/16 15:27:46] LordComac [92/186] has challenged Wordy [150/217] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to LordComac's clock.
[06/23/16 20:16:17] Uranus [123/220] has challenged Wordy [127/217] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Uranus's clock.
[06/23/16 21:27:20] Wordy [188/217] has challenged Anky [249/285] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/24/16 00:53:32] Wordy found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:51 towards level 30.
[06/24/16 01:16:16] LordComac [8/195] has challenged Wordy [203/217] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to LordComac's clock.
[06/24/16 01:17:37] Doody [232/260] has challenged Wordy [21/217] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/24/16 01:55:05] Doodybot [80/174] has challenged Wordy [46/217] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[06/24/16 09:52:24] Wordy [156/217] has challenged Shmegma [197/243] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/24/16 18:13:01] Doodybot [182/224] has challenged Wordy [74/217] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[06/24/16 18:44:52] LordComac, Wordy, and Uranus [103/649] have team battled Anky, Shmegma, and Doodybot [524/784] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:29 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/16 01:15:28] Wordy [156/217] has challenged Uranus [114/241] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/25/16 03:05:48] Anky [124/305] has challenged Wordy [32/217] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/25/16 04:03:34] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 00:22:44 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[06/25/16 08:16:42] Shmegma [7/270] has challenged Wordy [200/217] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/25/16 17:04:21] Wordy [89/249] has challenged Uranus [123/241] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/25/16 20:05:24] Doody [333/347] has challenged Wordy [233/249] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:32:24 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/26/16 13:40:23] Wordy [269/274] has challenged Shmegma [50/270] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/26/16 23:18:29] Shmegma [278/281] has challenged Wordy [120/274] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:12 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/27/16 07:33:46] Wordy discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:32 towards level 34.
[06/27/16 09:55:41] Wordy [232/277] has challenged LordComac [68/248] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/27/16 16:13:29] Uranus [70/279] has challenged Wordy [52/277] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from Uranus's clock.
[06/28/16 09:45:46] Wordy [200/286] has challenged Doody [280/374] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/28/16 12:22:43] Wordy found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:21:47 towards level 36.
[06/28/16 16:34:18] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 00:55:09 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[06/28/16 18:22:27] Doodybot [186/256] has challenged Wordy [260/286] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[06/28/16 19:19:10] LordComac [280/285] has challenged Wordy [200/286] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:24:15 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[06/29/16 03:26:05] Wordy found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:53 towards level 36.
[06/29/16 14:54:37] Wordy [143/286] has challenged Doodybot [233/258] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/29/16 22:58:05] LordComac [88/318] has challenged Wordy [73/286] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:14 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[06/30/16 21:16:36] Anky [260/391] has challenged Wordy [99/286] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:38:22 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/01/16 04:12:40] Wordy [164/291] has challenged LordComac [290/318] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/01/16 18:52:04] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 12:18:13 toward level 38.
[07/01/16 19:35:12] Shmegma [23/355] has challenged Wordy [45/291] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/02/16 07:45:02] Doody [0/396] has challenged Wordy [7/291] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/02/16 11:10:36] Wordy [217/297] has challenged LordComac [241/318] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/04/16 01:11:54] Wordy discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:25 towards level 39.
[07/04/16 12:23:41] Wordy [20/297] has challenged Shmegma [281/383] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/05/16 01:49:03] Shmegma [45/383] has challenged Wordy [155/297] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/05/16 09:09:18] Wordy [15/297] has cum upon Doody [398/431] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:37:20 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/05/16 20:12:50] Wordy slipped a mickey to Doody and stole her level 58 tunic while they were passed out! Wordy leaves her old level 22 tunic behind, which Doody then takes. Also Doody wakes up with a really sore asshole.
[07/06/16 16:48:33] Anky [378/427] has challenged Wordy [267/329] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:40:50 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/06/16 16:48:33] Anky has dealt Wordy a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:51:17 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/06/16 17:19:40] Doody [120/391] has challenged Wordy [4/329] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:40:50 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/06/16 22:00:30] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 00:15:15 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[07/06/16 22:51:44] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Wordy in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 0 days, 01:12:41 from level 40.
[07/07/16 04:33:36] Wordy [280/342] has challenged Shmegma [169/383] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:40:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/07/16 17:04:49] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and LordComac have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/07/16 20:14:31] Shmegma [341/383] has cum upon Wordy [101/342] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 04:54:17 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/08/16 00:12:43] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 05:18:42 toward level 41.
[07/08/16 19:45:23] Doody [269/391] has challenged Wordy [16/342] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/08/16 21:27:29] Wordy [72/342] has challenged dick [205/476] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/08/16 22:54:07] Doody, Wordy, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/09/16 07:20:59] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 1 day, 00:55:43 toward level 42.
[07/09/16 10:05:01] Shmegma, Anky, and Doody [681/1204] have team battled Doodybot, LordComac, and Wordy [787/953] and lost! 0 days, 00:23:10 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/16 15:38:29] Wordy grew a third nipple! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:57 towards level 42.
[07/09/16 17:26:27] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/09/16 18:10:08] Wordy was fucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:09:18 from level 42.
[07/10/16 05:49:30] Wordy [110/365] has challenged Anky [326/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/10/16 09:24:49] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 1 day, 09:10:15 toward level 43.
[07/10/16 12:27:00] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/10/16 16:49:58] Wordy grew a third nipple! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:35 towards level 43.
[07/11/16 06:24:41] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/11/16 06:24:56] LordComac [86/343] has cum upon Wordy [279/365] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:21:11 is added to LordComac's clock.
[07/11/16 19:07:49] Wordy [236/365] has challenged LordComac [47/343] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:51:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/11/16 20:39:05] Wordy ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:27:29 from level 44.
[07/12/16 05:09:20] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/12/16 06:16:37] Wordy [77/365] has cum upon Doody [109/429] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:35:58 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/12/16 08:15:38] Wordy tamed a wild horse and taught it to fuck other irpg players! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:11:55 towards level 44.
[07/13/16 00:19:56] Anky [190/430] has cum upon Wordy [153/365] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 00:29:48 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/13/16 07:39:54] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/13/16 14:15:23] Wordy reinforced her shield with a dragon's scales! Wordy's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/13/16 19:11:14] Doodybot [311/328] has challenged Wordy [244/368] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:41:27 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[07/14/16 08:17:35] Shmegma [21/392] has challenged Wordy [50/368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/14/16 09:58:50] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/14/16 10:53:53] Wordy [336/492] has challenged Doodybot [126/328] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:17:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/14/16 18:50:29] Shmegma, Doody, and LordComac [1180/1183] have team battled Doodybot, Wordy, and Anky [766/1250] and won! 0 days, 01:08:11 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/16 02:55:06] Wordy found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:43:43 towards level 45.
[07/15/16 20:04:43] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/15/16 20:08:19] Shmegma [57/392] has cum upon Wordy [347/492] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:19:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/16/16 15:47:01] Bart [0/1] has challenged Wordy [97/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/16/16 16:26:38] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/16/16 17:29:57] Bart [19/32] has challenged Wordy [364/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/17/16 11:46:20] Wordy [69/492] has challenged Doodybot [93/372] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/17/16 12:28:24] Wordy [75/492] has challenged Anky [270/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:52:50 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/17/16 13:28:31] Wordy [95/492] has challenged Doody [193/429] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:30:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/17/16 13:47:22] LordComac, Shmegma, and Doodybot [737/1133] have team battled Wordy, Anky, and Doody [928/1351] and lost! 0 days, 02:57:33 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/16 14:28:38] Wordy [112/492] has challenged dick [379/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:57:11 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/17/16 15:28:44] Wordy [267/492] has challenged dick [541/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:26:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/17/16 16:28:52] Wordy [102/492] has challenged Anky [298/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:21:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/17/16 17:28:58] Wordy [250/492] has challenged Doodybot [20/372] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:17:47 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/17/16 18:24:11] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/17/16 22:29:34] Wordy [81/492] has challenged dick [131/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:23:48 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/17/16 23:29:41] Wordy [215/492] has challenged dick [497/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:38:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/18/16 00:29:48] Wordy [329/492] has challenged Anky [84/430] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:35:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/18/16 01:29:54] Wordy [54/492] has challenged Anky [170/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:53:51 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/18/16 02:30:02] Wordy [111/492] has challenged Shmegma [343/392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:31:13 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/18/16 03:30:08] Wordy [149/492] has challenged dick [423/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:58:51 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/18/16 04:30:15] Wordy [238/492] has challenged dick [55/548] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:57:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/18/16 05:30:22] Wordy [157/492] has challenged dick [455/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:52:58 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/18/16 06:30:29] Anky [167/430] has challenged Wordy [299/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:47:50 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/18/16 08:30:43] Wordy [270/492] has challenged dick [413/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:58:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/18/16 09:30:49] Wordy [254/492] has challenged dick [482/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:22:02 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/18/16 11:31:03] Wordy [417/492] has challenged Doody [31/429] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:48:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/18/16 14:31:22] Wordy [125/492] has challenged Doodybot [269/379] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:00:21 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/18/16 15:31:29] Wordy [54/492] has challenged LordComac [349/383] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:42:22 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/18/16 15:32:53] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/18/16 16:32:57] Doodybot [354/379] has cum upon Wordy [70/492] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 06:03:53 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[07/18/16 20:32:04] LordComac [124/383] has challenged Wordy [28/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:54:23 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[07/18/16 23:32:24] Wordy [184/492] has challenged Doodybot [77/379] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:37:10 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/19/16 03:32:49] Wordy [395/492] has challenged dick [418/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:57:24 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/19/16 04:32:55] LordComac [83/383] has challenged Wordy [135/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:19:42 is added to LordComac's clock.
[07/19/16 07:33:16] Anky [221/430] has challenged Wordy [72/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:54:32 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/19/16 08:33:24] Wordy [424/492] has challenged Shmegma [42/392] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:42:24 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/19/16 09:33:30] Wordy [171/492] has challenged dick [94/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:21:41 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/19/16 10:33:37] Anky [102/430] has challenged Wordy [52/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:22:41 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/19/16 11:16:29] Wordy found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:10:32 towards level 46.
[07/19/16 11:33:43] LordComac [313/383] has challenged Wordy [20/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:46:02 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[07/19/16 12:33:49] Anky [211/430] has challenged Wordy [449/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:10:16 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/19/16 13:33:55] Wordy [355/492] has challenged Doodybot [223/379] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:01:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/19/16 14:34:02] Anky [143/430] has challenged Wordy [447/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:23:34 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/19/16 17:34:22] Wordy [343/492] has challenged Doody [174/429] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:30:54 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/19/16 18:34:28] Wordy [448/492] has challenged Anky [247/430] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:41:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/19/16 19:34:58] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/19/16 19:34:58] LordComac [69/383] has cum upon Wordy [482/492] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:15:51 is added to LordComac's clock.
[07/19/16 21:34:47] Wordy [474/492] has challenged Doodybot [291/379] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:10:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/20/16 00:35:09] Wordy [215/492] has challenged dick [302/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:33:29 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/20/16 02:35:20] LordComac [319/383] has challenged Wordy [95/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:07:45 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[07/20/16 03:18:35] Doody, Doodybot, and Anky [720/1238] have team battled LordComac, Wordy, and Shmegma [382/1267] and won! 0 days, 03:45:29 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/16 04:27:15] Shmegma, Doodybot, and Doody [157/1200] have team battled Anky, Wordy, and LordComac [1045/1305] and lost! 0 days, 00:59:13 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/16 04:35:35] Wordy [387/492] has challenged Doody [255/429] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:39:16 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/20/16 04:35:35] In the lemon party, Doody dropped her level 34 pair of boots! Wordy picks it up, tossing her old level 23 pair of boots to Doody.
[07/20/16 05:35:41] Wordy [21/502] has challenged Doody [225/416] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:26:00 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/20/16 08:36:01] Wordy [406/502] has challenged Doody [299/416] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:46 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/20/16 10:36:14] Wordy [118/502] has challenged LordComac [210/383] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:02:15 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/20/16 14:36:42] Wordy [467/502] has challenged Shmegma [352/434] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:18:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/20/16 17:37:02] LordComac [59/383] has challenged Wordy [357/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:46:32 is added to LordComac's clock.
[07/20/16 22:37:35] Wordy [299/502] has challenged LordComac [122/383] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:26:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/20/16 23:37:42] Wordy [354/502] has challenged Doodybot [343/449] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:15:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/21/16 00:37:49] Wordy [137/502] has challenged LordComac [191/383] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:37 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/21/16 02:03:45] Wordy [374/511] has challenged LordComac [154/383] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/21/16 03:38:10] Wordy [322/511] has challenged Doodybot [8/449] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:31:46 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/21/16 06:38:30] LordComac [356/383] has challenged Wordy [257/511] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:09:26 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[07/21/16 09:38:51] Wordy [72/511] has challenged Anky [51/430] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:43:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/21/16 10:38:58] Wordy [455/511] has challenged Doody [357/416] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:13:20 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/21/16 13:39:18] Wordy [92/511] has challenged dick [447/608] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:46:45 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/21/16 14:39:25] Wordy [122/511] has challenged Doodybot [292/449] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:41:23 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/21/16 19:40:02] Wordy [7/511] has challenged Doodybot [83/449] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:48:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/21/16 22:40:21] Wordy [303/511] has challenged LordComac [57/383] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:06:56 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/22/16 04:11:08] Shmegma, Wordy, and LordComac [1280/1328] have team battled Doody, Anky, and Doodybot [438/1411] and won! 0 days, 16:53:04 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/16 04:41:02] Wordy [239/511] has challenged Doodybot [187/449] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:42:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/22/16 06:34:57] Shmegma, Doodybot, and Anky [419/1429] have team battled Doody, Wordy, and LordComac [58/1310] and won! 0 days, 09:17:14 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/16 06:41:16] LordComac [342/383] has challenged Wordy [136/511] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:22:27 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[07/22/16 07:24:16] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/22/16 09:41:38] LordComac [235/383] has challenged Wordy [404/511] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:46 is added to LordComac's clock.
[07/22/16 13:42:06] LordComac [245/383] has challenged Wordy [313/511] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:37 is added to LordComac's clock.
[07/22/16 16:42:25] Wordy [345/511] has challenged LordComac [310/383] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:55:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/22/16 18:42:38] Anky [320/546] has challenged Wordy [239/511] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:59:22 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/22/16 22:43:04] Wordy [257/511] has challenged Anky [230/546] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:49:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/22/16 23:43:10] Wordy [15/511] has challenged Anky [85/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:31:52 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/23/16 01:43:23] Wordy [118/511] has challenged dick [548/608] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:08:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/23/16 02:43:31] Wordy [454/511] has challenged Anky [421/546] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:28:46 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/23/16 04:43:44] Wordy [209/511] has challenged dick [54/608] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:36:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/23/16 05:43:51] Anky [365/546] has challenged Wordy [347/511] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:28:12 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/23/16 06:07:56] Wordy broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:18:15 from level 47.
[07/23/16 07:44:03] LordComac [89/384] has challenged Wordy [322/511] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:13:36 is added to LordComac's clock.
[07/23/16 07:53:37] Anky, Wordy, and Doodybot [1023/1501] have team battled LordComac, Bart, and Shmegma [31/1010] and won! 0 days, 02:31:02 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/16 08:44:11] Wordy [63/511] has challenged LordComac [304/384] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:45 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/23/16 12:44:37] Wordy [55/511] has challenged LordComac [54/384] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/23/16 12:44:37] Wordy has dealt LordComac a Critical Strike! 1 day, 20:48:38 is added to LordComac's clock.
[07/23/16 17:57:47] Wordy [314/538] has challenged Bart [170/182] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:29:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/23/16 19:52:02] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and LordComac have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/23/16 19:52:20] Wordy [120/538] has cum upon Doody [39/416] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 13:31:46 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/23/16 19:53:23] Anky [49/546] has cum upon Wordy [328/538] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:41:04 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/23/16 20:45:28] Wordy [25/538] has challenged Shmegma [250/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:36:02 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/23/16 23:45:47] Shmegma [168/434] has challenged Wordy [529/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:39:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/24/16 02:46:08] Wordy [471/538] has challenged Bart [54/186] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:42:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/24/16 04:46:22] Wordy [415/538] has challenged dick [226/608] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:05:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/24/16 07:46:41] Anky [389/547] has challenged Wordy [307/538] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:35:24 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/24/16 09:49:28] Wordy had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:30:03 towards level 48.
[07/24/16 15:47:35] Wordy [209/538] has challenged Doody [291/416] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:23:48 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/24/16 19:48:00] Wordy [300/538] has challenged Anky [302/547] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/25/16 01:48:39] Wordy [304/538] has challenged Bart [129/203] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:18:46 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/25/16 01:48:39] Wordy has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:03:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/25/16 04:49:00] Wordy [455/538] has challenged dick [328/609] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:51:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/25/16 07:49:20] Wordy [10/538] has challenged Shmegma [330/465] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:48 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/25/16 11:49:46] Wordy [300/538] has challenged Doodybot [401/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:53:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/25/16 15:50:12] Doody [272/379] has challenged Wordy [232/538] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:04:57 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/25/16 19:50:41] LordComac [157/384] has challenged Wordy [20/538] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:00:49 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[07/25/16 21:50:53] Doody [47/379] has challenged Wordy [362/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:27 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/25/16 22:51:00] Wordy [175/538] has challenged dick [523/612] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/25/16 23:51:06] Wordy [6/538] has challenged Shmegma [439/465] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:28:39 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/26/16 01:51:20] Wordy [379/538] has challenged Anky [301/549] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:56:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/26/16 05:51:46] LordComac [202/384] has challenged Wordy [415/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:00:03 is added to LordComac's clock.
[07/26/16 07:52:00] Wordy [498/538] has challenged Anky [335/549] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:51:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/26/16 08:52:06] LordComac [88/384] has challenged Wordy [253/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:33:38 is added to LordComac's clock.
[07/26/16 12:52:33] Wordy [356/538] has challenged Anky [123/549] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:59:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/26/16 14:52:47] Doody [358/379] has challenged Wordy [268/538] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:12:33 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/26/16 15:17:07] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/26/16 18:53:48] Shmegma [437/465] has cum upon Wordy [179/538] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 08:13:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/27/16 00:53:53] Wordy [527/542] has challenged Doody [183/379] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:17:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/27/16 00:53:53] Wordy has dealt Doody a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:25:11 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/27/16 01:54:00] Wordy [285/542] has challenged Doodybot [92/499] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:07:52 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/27/16 03:04:49] Wordy [103/542] has challenged dick [195/612] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:41:36 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/27/16 05:54:26] Doody [140/379] has challenged Wordy [414/542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:45:27 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/27/16 10:54:59] Wordy [518/542] has challenged Shmegma [110/465] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:10:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/27/16 11:55:05] Wordy [450/542] has challenged Doodybot [377/499] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:27:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/27/16 12:55:11] Anky [511/549] has challenged Wordy [205/542] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:24:29 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/27/16 13:55:17] LordComac [214/384] has challenged Wordy [11/542] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:57:01 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[07/27/16 14:50:59] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 08:36:39 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[07/27/16 15:55:29] Wordy [192/542] has challenged dick [105/612] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:57:04 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/27/16 19:55:58] Doody [333/379] has challenged Wordy [175/542] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:56:39 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/27/16 22:56:19] Anky [17/549] has challenged Wordy [27/542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:45 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/27/16 23:20:30] Bart [196/231] has challenged Wordy [228/542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/27/16 23:55:45] Doody, LordComac, and Wordy [870/1305] have team battled Shmegma, Anky, and Doodybot [846/1513] and won! 0 days, 01:21:07 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/16 04:56:58] Anky [111/554] has challenged Wordy [518/542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:50:12 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/28/16 05:57:05] Wordy [528/542] has challenged Anky [492/554] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:40:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/28/16 06:57:13] Wordy [71/542] has challenged Doodybot [138/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:58:45 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/28/16 08:57:26] Anky [428/554] has challenged Wordy [12/542] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:30:53 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/28/16 09:57:33] Shmegma [300/465] has challenged Wordy [268/542] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:26:15 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/28/16 10:01:43] Wordy bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:56:40 towards level 49.
[07/28/16 12:00:12] Wordy [313/542] has challenged Anky [421/554] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:49:19 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/28/16 16:00:42] Shmegma [404/465] has challenged Wordy [386/542] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:36:23 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/28/16 16:05:21] LordComac, Shmegma, and Doody [165/1228] have team battled Anky, Wordy, and Doodybot [283/1595] and lost! 0 days, 03:48:26 is added to their clocks.
[07/28/16 19:01:03] Doody [105/379] has challenged Wordy [158/542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:28:03 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/29/16 00:01:39] Wordy [368/542] has challenged Shmegma [60/465] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:04:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/29/16 00:01:39] Wordy has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:04:20 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/29/16 02:01:53] Wordy [399/542] has challenged Anky [268/554] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:29:04 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/29/16 03:01:59] Wordy [274/542] has challenged Shmegma [254/465] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:09:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/29/16 03:01:59] Wordy has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:36:49 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/29/16 05:02:13] Wordy [244/542] has challenged Anky [346/554] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:39 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/29/16 08:02:34] Wordy [517/542] has challenged Anky [403/554] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:53:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/29/16 10:02:49] Wordy [2/542] has challenged Anky [464/554] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:27 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/29/16 14:03:16] Wordy [283/542] has challenged Doody [338/379] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:27:12 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/29/16 20:03:55] Shmegma [198/469] has challenged Wordy [31/542] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:29:06 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/29/16 20:33:35] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/29/16 21:18:58] LordComac [100/384] has cum upon Wordy [153/542] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:08:11 is added to LordComac's clock.
[07/29/16 23:13:35] Wordy [34/542] has challenged LordComac [238/384] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:02:55 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/30/16 01:13:50] Wordy [131/542] has challenged Shmegma [266/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:07:18 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/30/16 01:18:41] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 06:11:34 toward level 49.
[07/30/16 02:13:56] Doody [349/379] has challenged Wordy [331/542] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:26:55 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/30/16 09:14:45] LordComac [342/384] has challenged Wordy [129/542] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:00:46 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[07/30/16 13:15:13] Anky [194/554] has challenged Wordy [65/542] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:16:30 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/30/16 17:15:39] Doody [29/383] has challenged Wordy [75/542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:41:45 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/30/16 19:15:53] Anky [253/554] has challenged Wordy [244/542] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:03:43 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/30/16 19:24:12] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and LordComac have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/31/16 01:16:32] Wordy [457/542] has challenged Shmegma [285/469] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:16:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/31/16 04:16:50] Doody [56/383] has challenged Wordy [511/542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:57 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/31/16 05:16:56] LordComac [77/407] has challenged Wordy [277/542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:44 is added to LordComac's clock.
[07/31/16 11:38:14] Wordy [397/542] has challenged LordComac [360/407] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:48:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/31/16 12:38:42] Wordy was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:30:41 towards level 50.
[07/31/16 16:18:08] Wordy [539/542] has challenged LordComac [36/407] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:31:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/31/16 17:52:21] Wordy bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:48:22 from level 50.
[07/31/16 18:03:59] Doody, Wordy, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/31/16 21:18:41] Anky [493/554] has challenged Wordy [186/542] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:03:29 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/31/16 22:18:47] Wordy [418/542] has challenged LordComac [359/407] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:33:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/31/16 23:18:53] Shmegma [380/469] has challenged Wordy [453/542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:52:23 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/01/16 02:19:15] Wordy [159/542] has challenged Anky [133/554] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:23:32 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/01/16 08:19:55] LordComac [174/407] has challenged Wordy [47/542] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:22:40 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[08/01/16 10:20:09] Doody [98/377] has challenged Wordy [498/542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:30:36 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/01/16 15:20:42] Wordy [490/542] has challenged LordComac [250/407] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:06:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/01/16 22:21:32] Wordy [454/542] has challenged Shmegma [422/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:27:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/02/16 01:21:53] Anky [21/554] has challenged Wordy [401/542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:24:18 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/02/16 05:22:21] Wordy [427/542] has challenged Shmegma [433/475] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:18:13 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/02/16 06:22:27] Wordy [103/542] has challenged Doodybot [393/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:32:05 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/02/16 09:37:05] Wordy, Doody, and Shmegma [1211/1394] have team battled LordComac, Doodybot, and Anky [117/1460] and won! 0 days, 04:32:32 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/16 11:23:01] Doody [373/377] has challenged Wordy [451/542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:31:52 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/02/16 22:41:31] Wordy, Doodybot, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/02/16 23:24:24] LordComac [70/407] has challenged Wordy [466/542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:50:44 is added to LordComac's clock.
[08/03/16 00:24:30] Wordy [170/542] has challenged Anky [438/554] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:25:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/03/16 01:24:37] Wordy [501/542] has challenged Shmegma [215/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:57:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/03/16 03:24:51] Wordy [237/542] has challenged Shmegma [167/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:18:32 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/03/16 03:36:56] Shmegma [355/501] has challenged Wordy [105/542] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:55 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/03/16 04:24:58] Wordy [355/542] has challenged LordComac [305/407] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:05:32 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/03/16 05:25:05] Shmegma [34/501] has challenged Wordy [277/542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:37:15 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/03/16 10:25:38] Wordy [174/542] has challenged Anky [288/554] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:00 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/03/16 13:20:34] Wordy met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:47:24 from level 50.
[08/03/16 15:26:13] Wordy [235/542] has challenged Anky [364/554] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:01:22 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/03/16 17:26:27] Shmegma [215/501] has challenged Wordy [57/542] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:59:14 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/03/16 22:27:01] Anky [228/554] has challenged Wordy [304/542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:58:32 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/04/16 00:27:15] Wordy [188/542] has challenged Doodybot [130/499] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/04/16 01:27:21] LordComac [339/407] has challenged Wordy [78/542] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:07:13 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[08/04/16 03:27:35] Wordy [192/542] has challenged Doody [115/377] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:34:04 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/04/16 04:27:42] LordComac [319/407] has challenged Wordy [520/542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:46 is added to LordComac's clock.
[08/04/16 05:27:49] Wordy [271/542] has challenged Doodybot [329/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:53 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/04/16 06:27:55] Wordy [169/542] has challenged Doody [10/377] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:11:41 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/04/16 06:27:55] In the lemon party, Doody dropped her level 31 pair of gloves! Wordy picks it up, tossing her old level 26 pair of gloves to Doody.
[08/04/16 08:02:30] Wordy [551/562] has challenged Doody [321/371] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:37:46 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/04/16 09:28:16] Doody [85/371] has challenged Wordy [436/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:26:56 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/04/16 14:28:50] LordComac [104/407] has challenged Wordy [93/562] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:03:11 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[08/04/16 15:55:42] Wordy [495/562] has cum upon Doody [169/371] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 02:23:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/04/16 15:55:57] Wordy [230/562] has cum upon Doody [346/371] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:56:51 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/04/16 17:29:12] Doody [236/371] has challenged Wordy [463/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:58 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/04/16 18:29:18] Shmegma [320/497] has challenged Wordy [501/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:22:56 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/04/16 19:29:26] Wordy [369/562] has challenged Shmegma [142/497] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:59:28 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/04/16 20:29:32] Anky [31/554] has challenged Wordy [411/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:22:18 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/04/16 21:29:40] Wordy [61/562] has challenged LordComac [364/407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:55:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/05/16 02:30:13] Anky [375/554] has challenged Wordy [487/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:10 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/05/16 03:30:20] LordComac [236/407] has challenged Wordy [517/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:26:01 is added to LordComac's clock.
[08/05/16 04:30:27] Shmegma [167/497] has challenged Wordy [553/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:13:46 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/05/16 07:32:47] Doody [203/371] has challenged Wordy [263/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/05/16 11:31:13] Shmegma [464/497] has challenged Wordy [209/562] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:45:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/05/16 13:31:25] LordComac [33/407] has challenged Wordy [181/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:54:38 is added to LordComac's clock.
[08/05/16 16:31:46] Anky [28/554] has challenged Wordy [176/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:04:44 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/05/16 19:32:07] Shmegma [364/497] has challenged Wordy [122/562] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:15:21 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/05/16 20:32:14] Shmegma [101/497] has challenged Wordy [458/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/05/16 20:57:11] Shmegma [237/497] has cum upon Wordy [509/562] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:19:55 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/05/16 22:16:21] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/05/16 22:32:29] Doody [320/371] has challenged Wordy [128/562] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:02:13 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/05/16 23:32:36] LordComac [139/407] has challenged Wordy [150/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:31 is added to LordComac's clock.
[08/06/16 08:33:38] Wordy [175/562] has challenged Bart [65/305] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:27:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/06/16 09:33:45] Wordy [350/562] has challenged Anky [218/554] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:18:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/06/16 10:14:35] Anky [534/554] has cum upon Wordy [442/562] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 01:31:14 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/06/16 14:34:19] Wordy [149/562] has challenged dick [150/626] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:59:34 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/06/16 16:34:32] Wordy [135/562] has challenged Shmegma [345/497] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:33:15 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/06/16 17:34:38] LordComac [177/407] has challenged Wordy [331/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:32:28 is added to LordComac's clock.
[08/06/16 22:51:27] Wordy was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:06:09 towards level 51.
[08/06/16 23:52:01] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/07/16 02:35:39] Shmegma [260/497] has challenged Wordy [493/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:24 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/07/16 07:31:59] Wordy slipped and dropped her charm in a dirty bog! Wordy's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/07/16 07:36:11] Wordy [409/557] has challenged LordComac [21/407] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:37:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/07/16 07:36:11] Wordy has dealt LordComac a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:08:10 is added to LordComac's clock.
[08/07/16 10:36:31] Anky [27/552] has challenged Wordy [386/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:04:59 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/07/16 12:36:44] Doody [358/371] has challenged Wordy [14/557] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:20:10 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/07/16 19:37:34] Wordy [35/557] has challenged Doodybot [219/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:04:27 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/07/16 20:37:41] Wordy [277/557] has challenged Doody [230/371] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:03:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/07/16 22:54:05] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/07/16 22:54:11] Anky [207/552] has cum upon Wordy [381/557] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:54:54 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/07/16 22:55:02] Anky [277/552] has cum upon Wordy [168/557] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 16:21:04 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/08/16 00:38:08] Doody [293/371] has challenged Wordy [530/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:35:27 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/08/16 02:38:23] Doody [282/371] has challenged Wordy [534/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:50:31 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/08/16 03:38:30] Anky [284/552] has challenged Wordy [537/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:46 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/08/16 03:50:32] Wordy [299/557] has cum upon Doody [174/371] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 02:38:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/08/16 04:35:46] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 13:50:18 toward level 51.
[08/08/16 04:38:37] Wordy [288/557] has challenged Anky [482/552] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/08/16 05:38:44] Shmegma [116/501] has challenged Wordy [378/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:43:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/08/16 07:38:57] Wordy [356/557] has challenged Anky [462/552] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:47 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/08/16 09:39:10] Wordy [349/557] has challenged Shmegma [320/501] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:18:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/08/16 11:52:41] Wordy [42/557] has challenged dick [228/620] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:18:00 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/08/16 12:39:32] Wordy [150/557] has challenged Doody [67/371] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:59:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/08/16 14:39:44] Doody [181/371] has challenged Wordy [7/557] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:16:23 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/08/16 15:39:50] Doodybot [146/499] has challenged Wordy [145/557] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:50:58 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[08/08/16 16:39:57] Wordy [299/557] has challenged Shmegma [247/501] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:22:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/08/16 17:40:05] Wordy [137/557] has challenged dick [104/620] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:37:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/09/16 03:41:16] Wordy [136/557] has challenged Doodybot [13/499] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:56:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/09/16 05:41:30] Doody [153/371] has challenged Wordy [200/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:08 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/09/16 06:41:37] Wordy [377/557] has challenged dick [323/620] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:30:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/09/16 11:42:11] Anky [352/552] has challenged Wordy [534/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:10:49 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/09/16 16:20:07] Wordy, Doodybot, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/09/16 18:43:01] Doody [53/371] has challenged Wordy [471/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:13:41 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/09/16 22:43:28] Anky [416/552] has challenged Wordy [225/557] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:53:52 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/10/16 03:44:03] Shmegma [344/501] has challenged Wordy [422/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:21:30 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/10/16 09:44:45] Wordy [196/557] has challenged LordComac [78/388] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:11:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/10/16 11:11:23] Wordy, Doodybot, Anky, and LordComac have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/10/16 11:11:26] LordComac [314/388] has cum upon Wordy [182/557] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 05:37:39 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[08/10/16 12:45:07] Wordy [52/557] has challenged LordComac [15/388] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:24:20 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/10/16 13:45:13] Doody [330/389] has challenged Wordy [214/557] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:09:18 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/10/16 14:45:20] LordComac [162/388] has challenged Wordy [402/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:09 is added to LordComac's clock.
[08/10/16 17:45:40] Wordy [419/557] has challenged Doody [5/389] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:36:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/11/16 01:29:32] Wordy misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:15:28 from level 52.
[08/11/16 02:46:41] Wordy [354/557] has challenged Doody [195/389] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:28:29 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/11/16 06:38:23] Wordy, Doodybot, Anky, and LordComac have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/11/16 06:47:09] Shmegma [434/501] has challenged Wordy [503/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:25:54 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/11/16 07:47:17] Wordy [345/557] has challenged Doody [39/389] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:52:28 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/11/16 12:47:52] Anky [11/555] has challenged Wordy [68/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:12:50 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/11/16 13:47:59] Wordy [108/557] has challenged dick [284/620] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:54:56 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/11/16 14:48:06] Wordy [515/557] has challenged Doodybot [135/499] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:59:51 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/11/16 18:48:34] LordComac [51/413] has challenged Wordy [175/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:11:03 is added to LordComac's clock.
[08/11/16 20:48:48] Wordy [536/557] has challenged Doodybot [385/508] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:13:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/11/16 21:48:56] Wordy [291/557] has challenged LordComac [0/413] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:05:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/11/16 22:32:48] Wordy [520/557] has challenged Doodybot [384/508] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:12:54 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/11/16 22:49:02] Wordy [467/557] has challenged Shmegma [358/505] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:59:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/12/16 00:49:18] Anky [191/555] has challenged Wordy [1/557] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:44:21 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/12/16 03:22:38] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/12/16 03:49:38] Anky [370/555] has challenged Wordy [278/557] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:39:26 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/12/16 06:49:58] Wordy [48/557] has challenged dick [585/620] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:18:12 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/12/16 11:50:33] Wordy [131/557] has challenged Doodybot [379/527] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/12/16 12:50:39] Wordy [532/557] has challenged Doody [219/410] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:19:32 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/12/16 20:51:32] Doodybot [400/527] has challenged Wordy [11/557] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:43:20 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[08/12/16 20:51:32] Doodybot has dealt Wordy a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:29:34 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/12/16 21:02:57] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/13/16 00:52:00] Wordy [50/557] has challenged Bart [145/323] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:21:11 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/13/16 01:03:13] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 06:56:03 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[08/13/16 01:52:06] Wordy [156/557] has challenged Doody [299/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:33:47 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/13/16 02:52:14] Wordy [25/557] has challenged dick [461/620] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:06:12 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/13/16 09:53:00] Anky [124/538] has challenged Wordy [311/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:50:24 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/13/16 18:30:18] Doodybot, Wordy, and Anky [1085/1622] have team battled LordComac, Doody, and Bart [418/1146] and won! 0 days, 00:32:01 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/16 21:52:30] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/14/16 02:24:33] Shmegma [414/505] has cum upon Wordy [273/557] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 06:51:59 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/14/16 03:55:05] LordComac [6/413] has challenged Wordy [142/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:46:35 is added to LordComac's clock.
[08/14/16 13:56:14] LordComac [275/413] has challenged Wordy [157/557] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:31:00 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[08/14/16 18:56:47] Wordy [549/557] has challenged Shmegma [291/505] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:04:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/14/16 20:57:01] Wordy [486/557] has challenged LordComac [155/413] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:01:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/14/16 23:12:02] Wordy had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:35:54 towards level 53.
[08/14/16 23:57:21] Wordy [488/557] has challenged Doody [155/410] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:26:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/15/16 01:57:35] Wordy [440/557] has challenged LordComac [354/413] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:56:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/15/16 06:23:08] Wordy died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:16:49 from level 53.
[08/15/16 06:58:10] Wordy [420/557] has challenged Anky [247/538] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:25:46 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/15/16 06:58:10] Wordy has dealt Anky a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:37:00 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/15/16 13:58:57] Wordy [410/557] has challenged Bart [304/328] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:47:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/15/16 14:59:05] Wordy [532/557] has challenged Bart [265/328] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:15:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/15/16 21:59:53] Doodybot [458/527] has challenged Wordy [84/557] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:10:08 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[08/16/16 00:00:05] LordComac [376/406] has challenged Wordy [59/557] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:10:01 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[08/16/16 01:00:12] Wordy [361/557] has challenged Bart [103/328] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:58:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/16/16 02:00:19] Anky [376/538] has challenged Wordy [130/557] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:27:47 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/16/16 08:01:00] LordComac [122/406] has challenged Wordy [422/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:28:09 is added to LordComac's clock.
[08/16/16 09:16:17] Wordy got kicked right in the snatch. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:49:21 from level 53.
[08/16/16 10:01:13] Wordy [278/557] has challenged Shmegma [355/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:56:29 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/16/16 11:50:31] Wordy stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:47:07 towards level 53.
[08/16/16 12:37:52] Shmegma [514/516] has challenged Wordy [421/557] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:59:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/16/16 16:01:52] Wordy [246/557] has challenged LordComac [169/406] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:30:20 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/16/16 23:02:43] Wordy [522/557] has challenged Doody [5/410] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:21:47 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/17/16 02:03:04] Wordy [150/557] has challenged dick [93/620] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:23:54 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/17/16 04:03:17] Anky [479/522] has challenged Wordy [343/557] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:05:32 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/17/16 05:03:24] Wordy [158/557] has challenged Bart [105/328] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:13:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/17/16 06:03:31] Wordy [179/557] has challenged Bart [273/328] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/17/16 07:30:19] Wordy [268/557] has challenged LordComac [228/399] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:09:21 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/17/16 12:25:20] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/17/16 13:04:19] Wordy [117/557] has challenged Bart [105/328] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:25:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/17/16 14:04:24] Doodybot [392/527] has challenged Wordy [223/557] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:15:50 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[08/17/16 18:30:28] Bart [271/328] has cum upon Wordy [313/557] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:39:30 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/17/16 20:05:06] Anky [474/522] has challenged Wordy [392/557] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:47:39 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/17/16 23:05:27] Doody [280/418] has challenged Wordy [552/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:15:50 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/17/16 23:58:31] Wordy got boned with a hambone and caught porcine epidemic diarrhea virus. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:02:27 from level 54.
[08/18/16 00:05:35] Wordy [11/557] has challenged LordComac [52/399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:55:49 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/18/16 10:06:46] Wordy [556/557] has challenged Shmegma [350/516] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:31:17 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/18/16 12:06:59] Doodybot [458/527] has challenged Wordy [470/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:54:51 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[08/18/16 12:08:50] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 7 days, 12:24:18 toward level 54.
[08/18/16 15:07:20] Wordy [531/557] has challenged Shmegma [12/516] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:14:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/18/16 23:08:16] LordComac [108/408] has challenged Wordy [366/557] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:49:52 is added to LordComac's clock.
[08/19/16 00:12:35] Doody, Wordy, Doodybot, and LordComac have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/19/16 00:12:35] Wordy [488/557] has cum upon Doody [276/418] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 03:57:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/19/16 00:12:38] Wordy [6/557] has cum upon Doody [52/418] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:02:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/19/16 00:14:32] LordComac [271/408] has cum upon Wordy [239/557] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 16:20:22 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[08/19/16 00:14:41] LordComac [237/408] has cum upon Wordy [230/557] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 11:05:42 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[08/19/16 02:08:38] Wordy [28/557] has challenged dick [52/620] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:55:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/19/16 02:32:52] Wordy was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:32:11 from level 54.
[08/19/16 06:01:01] LordComac, Doody, and Shmegma [591/1341] have team battled Doodybot, Anky, and Wordy [128/1606] and won! 0 days, 14:33:21 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/16 09:09:26] LordComac [15/408] has challenged Wordy [63/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:47:52 is added to LordComac's clock.
[08/19/16 10:01:11] Anky, Shmegma, and Doodybot [1221/1566] have team battled Wordy, Bart, and LordComac [78/1293] and won! 0 days, 07:12:48 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/16 12:37:06] Bart [58/328] has challenged Wordy [12/557] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:04:25 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/19/16 19:10:33] Wordy [112/557] has challenged Anky [209/522] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/20/16 00:11:08] Doodybot [516/527] has challenged Wordy [502/557] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:51:46 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[08/20/16 04:11:36] LordComac [222/408] has challenged Wordy [315/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:56:16 is added to LordComac's clock.
[08/20/16 11:12:20] Wordy [360/557] has challenged Anky [507/522] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:31:15 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/20/16 15:12:48] Wordy [459/557] has challenged Doody [173/416] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:59:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/20/16 16:12:56] Wordy [222/557] has challenged LordComac [106/408] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:45:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/20/16 21:13:29] Wordy [48/557] has challenged Doody [157/416] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/20/16 21:46:47] Wordy [287/558] has challenged Doodybot [6/527] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:27:32 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/20/16 23:58:26] Shmegma [293/517] has challenged Wordy [286/558] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:42:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/21/16 00:13:49] Wordy [1/558] has challenged Doody [363/416] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:14:18 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/21/16 06:14:30] LordComac [296/408] has challenged Wordy [95/558] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:46:43 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[08/21/16 10:33:49] Bart [198/328] has challenged Wordy [9/558] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:12:20 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/21/16 18:15:55] Shmegma [114/517] has challenged Wordy [147/558] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:46:55 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/21/16 20:16:08] Doody [408/416] has challenged Wordy [263/558] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:52:38 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/21/16 22:16:22] Wordy [308/558] has challenged LordComac [365/408] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:54:53 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/21/16 23:16:30] Wordy [406/558] has challenged Doody [180/416] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:35:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/22/16 00:16:37] Anky [519/522] has challenged Wordy [479/558] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:49:11 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/22/16 02:16:50] LordComac [47/408] has challenged Wordy [540/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:32:28 is added to LordComac's clock.
[08/22/16 02:37:13] Wordy was rejuvenated by a coffee enema! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:04:46 towards level 55.
[08/22/16 10:17:45] Wordy [133/558] has challenged Doodybot [232/533] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:08:06 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/22/16 13:18:06] Doody [45/431] has challenged Wordy [16/558] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:43:55 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/22/16 16:18:27] Wordy [451/558] has challenged Shmegma [448/517] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:44:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/23/16 02:19:40] Wordy [544/558] has challenged Doody [163/434] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:46:29 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/23/16 04:36:14] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 03:24:26 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[08/23/16 05:37:58] Doodybot [430/533] has cum upon Wordy [234/558] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 18:12:16 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[08/23/16 06:20:09] Doodybot [54/533] has challenged Wordy [553/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:28:44 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[08/23/16 08:20:22] Doodybot [314/533] has challenged Wordy [393/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:55:56 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[08/23/16 14:21:01] Wordy [350/558] has challenged Shmegma [13/517] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:28:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/23/16 18:21:29] LordComac [226/408] has challenged Wordy [303/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:34:15 is added to LordComac's clock.
[08/23/16 20:58:00] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/23/16 23:22:03] Doody [368/434] has challenged Wordy [199/558] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:51:34 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/24/16 00:22:09] LordComac [322/408] has challenged Wordy [318/558] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:52:12 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[08/24/16 02:22:23] Wordy [292/558] has challenged Bart [116/328] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:46:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/24/16 04:22:37] Wordy [502/558] has challenged Doody [35/434] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:12:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/24/16 10:23:21] Doodybot [353/533] has challenged Wordy [177/558] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:26:08 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[08/24/16 14:23:49] Wordy [462/558] has challenged Doodybot [474/533] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:41:49 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/24/16 15:23:56] Doodybot [308/533] has challenged Wordy [200/558] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:02:42 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[08/24/16 19:14:05] Wordy, Doodybot, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/24/16 19:14:59] Doodybot [108/533] has cum upon Wordy [135/558] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:16:39 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[08/24/16 19:14:59] Doodybot [356/533] has cum upon Wordy [519/558] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:30:25 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[08/24/16 19:24:21] Shmegma [294/517] has challenged Wordy [121/558] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:46:23 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/24/16 22:17:19] Anky [207/522] has cum upon Wordy [14/558] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 01:27:01 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/25/16 00:24:57] Wordy [528/558] has challenged LordComac [279/408] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:39:32 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/25/16 02:00:08] LordComac [6/424] has challenged Wordy [230/558] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to LordComac's clock.
[08/25/16 03:25:17] Wordy [275/558] has challenged LordComac [350/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:48:04 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/25/16 05:31:22] Doody, Wordy, and LordComac [167/1416] have team battled Anky, Doodybot, and Shmegma [1441/1572] and lost! 0 days, 20:22:19 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/16 08:25:52] Wordy [351/558] has challenged Doody [104/432] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:19:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/25/16 09:25:59] Wordy [250/558] has challenged Doodybot [148/533] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:28:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/25/16 13:26:26] Wordy [114/558] has challenged Shmegma [280/517] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:28:15 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/25/16 14:26:33] Doody [247/432] has challenged Wordy [532/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:36:14 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/25/16 15:26:40] Shmegma [395/517] has challenged Wordy [324/558] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:31:36 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/25/16 16:26:47] Wordy [391/558] has challenged Anky [452/524] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:42:48 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/25/16 17:26:53] Doody [417/432] has challenged Wordy [533/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:12:21 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/25/16 18:27:00] Wordy [178/558] has challenged dick [4/622] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:07:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/26/16 03:28:05] Wordy [222/558] has challenged dick [70/622] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:17:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/26/16 04:28:11] Wordy [370/558] has challenged dick [257/622] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:14:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/26/16 05:28:17] Wordy [315/558] has challenged Doody [324/432] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:04:33 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/26/16 06:28:24] LordComac [49/424] has challenged Wordy [414/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:13:41 is added to LordComac's clock.
[08/26/16 13:29:14] Wordy [505/558] has challenged Anky [262/524] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:04:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/26/16 15:29:28] Wordy [528/558] has challenged Doody [210/432] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:49:52 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/26/16 16:29:35] Anky [484/524] has challenged Wordy [504/558] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:03:22 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/26/16 17:30:00] Wordy, Doodybot, Anky, and LordComac have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/27/16 00:03:43] Shmegma, Wordy, and Doodybot [1034/1625] have team battled Bart, Doody, and Anky [237/1284] and won! 0 days, 02:36:02 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/16 01:30:36] Wordy [532/558] has challenged Doodybot [42/550] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:04:28 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/27/16 04:30:58] Wordy [168/558] has challenged Shmegma [30/517] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/27/16 08:45:24] Wordy [118/558] has challenged Bart [261/376] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/27/16 13:31:59] Shmegma [306/517] has challenged Wordy [257/558] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:12:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/27/16 15:32:12] Doody [86/432] has challenged Wordy [45/558] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:52:46 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/27/16 19:15:53] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/27/16 19:32:40] Shmegma [199/517] has challenged Wordy [264/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:50:55 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/27/16 19:38:01] Shmegma [76/517] has cum upon Wordy [13/558] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 19:33:33 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/27/16 21:32:53] Wordy [81/558] has challenged Doodybot [9/550] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:06:02 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/27/16 23:33:06] Wordy [336/558] has challenged Bart [351/376] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:08:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/28/16 04:33:41] Wordy [537/558] has challenged Doody [98/432] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:01:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/28/16 07:34:02] Wordy [90/558] has challenged Anky [382/524] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:22:30 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/28/16 11:34:31] Wordy [325/558] has challenged Anky [489/524] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:56:27 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/28/16 12:34:37] Wordy [522/558] has challenged Anky [395/524] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:23:32 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/28/16 19:35:24] Doody [57/432] has challenged Wordy [188/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:26 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/29/16 03:36:18] Doody [87/432] has challenged Wordy [123/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:08:21 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/29/16 08:54:58] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/29/16 09:37:00] Wordy [193/558] has challenged Doody [241/432] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:20:42 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/29/16 11:37:14] Shmegma [397/517] has challenged Wordy [429/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:05:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/29/16 13:37:29] Doodybot [454/550] has challenged Wordy [72/558] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:43:58 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[08/29/16 19:38:09] Wordy [109/558] has challenged Doodybot [469/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:55:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/30/16 04:39:16] Shmegma [452/517] has challenged Wordy [458/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:26:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/30/16 13:40:19] LordComac [338/424] has challenged Wordy [254/558] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:19:06 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[08/30/16 14:40:25] Wordy [119/558] has challenged Doody [6/432] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:06:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/30/16 15:40:34] LordComac [396/424] has challenged Wordy [489/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:21:04 is added to LordComac's clock.
[08/30/16 16:40:41] Doody [308/432] has challenged Wordy [341/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:02:16 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/30/16 18:40:55] Shmegma [184/517] has challenged Wordy [88/558] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:40:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/30/16 19:41:02] Wordy [383/558] has challenged dick [557/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:46:43 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/30/16 20:41:09] Wordy [161/558] has challenged Doodybot [446/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:14:22 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/31/16 04:42:01] Wordy [128/558] has challenged Anky [20/524] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:55:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/31/16 05:42:08] Wordy [101/558] has challenged dick [154/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:56:49 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/31/16 11:42:50] Wordy [350/558] has challenged Anky [224/528] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:27:46 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/31/16 14:43:10] Anky [455/528] has challenged Wordy [185/558] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:31:40 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/31/16 14:43:10] Anky has dealt Wordy a Critical Strike! 0 days, 19:53:04 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/31/16 17:43:30] Wordy [28/558] has challenged Anky [484/528] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:38:49 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/31/16 18:43:37] Wordy [360/558] has challenged Doodybot [510/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:44:32 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/31/16 21:43:58] Anky [42/528] has challenged Wordy [380/558] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:33:33 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/31/16 22:55:33] Wordy, Doodybot, Anky, and LordComac have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/31/16 23:19:06] Doodybot [102/550] has cum upon Wordy [202/558] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:21:39 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[09/01/16 04:44:45] Wordy [64/558] has challenged LordComac [303/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:36:37 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/01/16 05:32:18] Shmegma, Wordy, and LordComac [624/1501] have team battled Doodybot, Anky, and Doody [1179/1510] and lost! 1 day, 17:27:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/16 11:45:32] Wordy [278/558] has challenged LordComac [397/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:58:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/01/16 12:45:40] Wordy [393/558] has challenged Doodybot [442/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:05:30 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/01/16 14:45:53] Doodybot [309/550] has challenged Wordy [553/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:00:12 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[09/01/16 16:46:08] Wordy [78/558] has challenged Anky [223/528] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:04:39 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/01/16 19:46:29] Wordy [21/558] has challenged Shmegma [157/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:35:44 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/01/16 21:46:43] Wordy [372/558] has challenged Doodybot [393/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:53:50 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/01/16 23:46:58] Wordy [444/558] has challenged LordComac [180/424] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:15:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/02/16 03:47:27] Shmegma [87/519] has challenged Wordy [68/558] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:32:53 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/02/16 04:47:34] Wordy [311/558] has challenged Bart [8/376] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:26:41 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/02/16 06:47:47] Wordy [135/558] has challenged Doodybot [435/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:46:48 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/02/16 10:48:15] Shmegma [314/519] has challenged Wordy [357/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:24:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/02/16 12:48:29] Shmegma [150/519] has challenged Wordy [341/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:03:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/02/16 14:48:41] Doody [209/432] has challenged Wordy [38/558] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:12:14 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/02/16 21:49:29] Wordy [154/558] has challenged LordComac [219/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:21:57 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/02/16 23:49:43] Doodybot [340/550] has challenged Wordy [351/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:02:00 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[09/03/16 01:24:52] Doodybot [308/550] has cum upon Wordy [243/558] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 13:46:12 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[09/03/16 01:26:04] Doodybot [149/550] has cum upon Wordy [321/558] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:26:58 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[09/03/16 02:50:03] Wordy [23/558] has challenged Doodybot [270/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:18:02 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/03/16 04:50:17] Wordy [243/558] has challenged Shmegma [187/519] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:05:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/03/16 08:50:46] Doody [75/432] has challenged Wordy [394/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:33:07 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/03/16 09:50:53] Anky [302/528] has challenged Wordy [247/558] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:33:02 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/03/16 09:50:53] Anky has dealt Wordy a Critical Strike! 1 day, 18:29:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/03/16 10:50:59] Wordy [197/558] has challenged Doodybot [383/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:23:53 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/03/16 11:51:06] Shmegma [266/519] has challenged Wordy [330/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:30:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/03/16 12:51:12] Wordy [233/558] has challenged Shmegma [218/519] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:16:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/03/16 13:43:31] LordComac, Doodybot, and Doody [958/1406] have team battled Wordy, Shmegma, and Bart [1087/1453] and lost! 0 days, 06:49:34 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/16 17:51:49] Wordy [458/558] has challenged Doodybot [194/550] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:24:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/03/16 18:51:55] Doodybot [50/550] has challenged Wordy [449/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:44:45 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[09/04/16 00:40:53] Bart [160/376] has cum upon Wordy [521/558] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:53:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/04/16 00:41:41] Bart [15/376] has cum upon Wordy [102/558] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:56:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/04/16 03:52:58] Wordy [287/558] has challenged Doody [321/432] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:19:55 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/04/16 18:54:44] Shmegma [164/519] has challenged Wordy [480/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:05:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/04/16 19:24:35] Wordy got AIDS from a hobowars hookup. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:45:11 from level 56.
[09/04/16 21:55:04] Wordy [446/558] has challenged Doodybot [83/550] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:53:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/04/16 22:55:12] LordComac [250/424] has challenged Wordy [374/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:10:23 is added to LordComac's clock.
[09/05/16 01:55:33] Anky [315/528] has challenged Wordy [254/558] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:22:39 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/05/16 02:55:40] LordComac [306/424] has challenged Wordy [471/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:22:33 is added to LordComac's clock.
[09/05/16 03:55:46] Wordy [316/558] has challenged dick [134/622] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:05:38 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/05/16 06:56:07] Doody [306/436] has challenged Wordy [88/558] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:57:36 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/05/16 10:56:36] Wordy [289/558] has challenged Bart [24/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:56:10 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/05/16 13:56:56] Wordy [254/558] has challenged Doodybot [382/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:27:33 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/05/16 14:57:05] Wordy [499/558] has challenged Bart [78/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:53:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/05/16 16:57:18] Wordy [272/558] has challenged dick [320/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:05:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/05/16 20:57:46] Wordy [121/558] has challenged LordComac [301/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:34:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/06/16 06:58:54] Wordy [239/558] has challenged Anky [396/528] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:51 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/06/16 07:59:01] LordComac [412/424] has challenged Wordy [280/558] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:23:48 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[09/06/16 08:48:29] Wordy bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:37:30 towards level 56.
[09/06/16 12:59:37] Wordy [502/558] has challenged Doody [17/563] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:35:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/06/16 15:59:57] Anky [130/528] has challenged Wordy [458/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:58:41 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/06/16 18:00:11] Wordy [495/558] has challenged Shmegma [23/519] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:07:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/06/16 20:00:23] Wordy [373/558] has challenged Shmegma [361/519] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:45:53 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/06/16 21:00:30] Anky [309/528] has challenged Wordy [123/558] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:17:34 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/07/16 00:00:52] Wordy [44/558] has challenged Doody [50/563] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:10:03 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/07/16 03:01:13] Anky [31/528] has challenged Wordy [482/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:15 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/07/16 05:24:42] Doody, Wordy, Doodybot, and Anky have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/07/16 07:01:42] Wordy [293/558] has challenged Doody [140/563] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:48:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/07/16 08:01:49] Wordy [371/558] has challenged Anky [444/528] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:29:56 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/07/16 12:02:15] Anky [165/528] has challenged Wordy [288/558] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:52:37 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/07/16 17:02:49] Shmegma [482/519] has challenged Wordy [463/558] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:58:50 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/07/16 19:03:01] Wordy [91/558] has challenged Bart [70/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:58:17 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/08/16 00:03:34] Wordy [475/558] has challenged dick [463/622] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:56:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/08/16 02:03:48] Doody [134/563] has challenged Wordy [303/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:23:57 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/08/16 05:04:08] Wordy [19/558] has challenged Doody [503/563] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:52:28 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/08/16 08:14:10] Wordy, Doodybot, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/08/16 08:14:16] Shmegma [251/519] has cum upon Wordy [257/558] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:50:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/08/16 08:14:19] Shmegma [335/519] has cum upon Wordy [173/558] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 05:37:55 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/08/16 11:04:47] Wordy [376/558] has challenged Doodybot [33/559] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:57:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/08/16 13:05:02] Wordy [248/558] has challenged LordComac [261/428] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:43 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/08/16 14:05:09] Wordy [555/558] has challenged LordComac [128/428] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:34:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/08/16 19:05:42] Wordy [523/558] has challenged Anky [161/546] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:46:53 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/08/16 22:06:03] Wordy [223/558] has challenged Doodybot [261/559] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:32 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/09/16 00:01:16] Wordy [565/567] has challenged Doody [113/541] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:24:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/09/16 00:06:16] Wordy [469/567] has challenged dick [221/632] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:23:05 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/09/16 02:06:30] Wordy [107/567] has challenged Bart [258/385] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:17:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/09/16 03:06:37] Wordy [63/567] has challenged Shmegma [87/519] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:32:50 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/09/16 03:22:51] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and LordComac have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/09/16 03:28:06] Wordy [239/567] has cum upon Doody [262/541] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:30:23 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/09/16 03:28:09] Wordy [320/567] has cum upon Doody [180/541] and taken them in the face! 2 days, 04:17:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/09/16 07:07:07] LordComac [358/428] has challenged Wordy [103/567] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:38:41 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[09/09/16 09:11:17] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 11:19:55 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[09/09/16 12:07:43] Anky [295/549] has challenged Wordy [120/567] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:29:27 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/09/16 14:07:57] Shmegma [408/519] has challenged Wordy [125/567] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:13:58 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/09/16 21:35:59] Wordy bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:25:54 towards level 57.
[09/09/16 22:08:53] Wordy [295/567] has challenged Doody [445/541] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:25:37 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/10/16 01:09:13] Wordy [443/567] has challenged Doodybot [414/559] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:36:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/10/16 06:09:47] Wordy [205/567] has challenged Doodybot [95/559] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:53:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/10/16 08:10:01] Wordy [280/567] has challenged Bart [46/385] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:51:26 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/10/16 09:09:35] Doody, Wordy, and Doodybot [633/1667] have team battled Bart, Anky, and Shmegma [1408/1448] and lost! 0 days, 01:39:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/16 12:10:30] Shmegma [358/515] has challenged Wordy [202/567] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:46:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/10/16 14:10:44] Wordy [282/567] has challenged Doody [323/541] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:04:02 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/10/16 19:11:17] Wordy [224/567] has challenged Anky [90/548] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:49:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/10/16 20:11:25] Doodybot [354/563] has challenged Wordy [187/567] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:39:49 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[09/10/16 21:11:31] Wordy [491/567] has challenged Doodybot [466/563] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:09:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/10/16 23:11:45] Wordy [8/567] has challenged Anky [240/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:11:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/11/16 05:12:26] Shmegma [32/515] has challenged Wordy [561/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:49:21 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/11/16 06:12:32] Wordy [181/567] has challenged Anky [121/548] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:43:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/11/16 08:12:46] Doodybot [62/563] has challenged Wordy [106/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:53:34 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[09/11/16 09:12:53] Wordy [51/567] has challenged Anky [5/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:25:32 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/11/16 11:13:05] LordComac [129/428] has challenged Wordy [401/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:33 is added to LordComac's clock.
[09/11/16 13:13:19] Doody [128/541] has challenged Wordy [497/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:26:10 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/11/16 16:21:28] Wordy [431/567] has cum upon Doody [210/541] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 17:10:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/11/16 18:13:53] Wordy [203/570] has challenged Doodybot [377/563] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:41:15 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/11/16 20:14:06] Doodybot [91/563] has challenged Wordy [420/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:11:35 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[09/12/16 00:14:33] Wordy [198/570] has challenged Anky [92/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:44:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/12/16 03:14:55] Shmegma [174/515] has challenged Wordy [332/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:10:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/12/16 04:15:02] Wordy [380/570] has challenged Shmegma [268/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:39:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/12/16 05:15:08] Doody [163/537] has challenged Wordy [282/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:38:10 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/12/16 07:16:01] Wordy got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:50:08 from level 57.
[09/12/16 15:33:21] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/12/16 16:16:20] Wordy [47/570] has challenged Doodybot [217/563] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:37:02 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/12/16 19:16:40] Shmegma [415/515] has challenged Wordy [234/570] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:04:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/12/16 21:16:53] Wordy [23/570] has challenged Doodybot [427/563] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:35:23 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/13/16 00:17:16] Doodybot [149/563] has challenged Wordy [499/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:10 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[09/13/16 01:17:23] Shmegma [53/515] has challenged Wordy [289/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:21:31 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/13/16 02:17:30] Wordy [163/570] has challenged Anky [325/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:43:27 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/13/16 07:15:56] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 16:37:46 toward level 57.
[09/13/16 07:18:05] Wordy [410/570] has challenged LordComac [74/428] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:13:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/13/16 08:18:12] Wordy [517/570] has challenged Shmegma [514/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:09:44 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/13/16 09:18:19] Anky [507/548] has challenged Wordy [339/570] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:21:10 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/13/16 11:18:33] LordComac [90/428] has challenged Wordy [334/570] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:21:29 is added to LordComac's clock.
[09/13/16 14:18:52] Wordy [139/570] has challenged Doody [405/537] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:57 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/13/16 17:19:11] Doodybot [482/590] has challenged Wordy [505/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:34:28 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[09/13/16 18:19:18] LordComac [345/428] has challenged Wordy [189/570] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:07:08 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[09/13/16 19:19:25] Wordy [202/570] has challenged dick [593/635] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:16:07 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/13/16 23:19:54] Wordy [263/570] has challenged Anky [119/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:28:21 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/14/16 02:20:14] Wordy [38/570] has challenged dick [365/635] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:05:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/14/16 12:21:19] Shmegma [105/515] has challenged Wordy [66/570] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:01:34 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/14/16 15:21:39] Wordy [94/570] has challenged dick [414/635] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:05:37 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/14/16 17:21:52] Wordy [166/570] has challenged LordComac [65/428] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:44:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/14/16 20:22:13] Shmegma [302/515] has challenged Wordy [403/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:49 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/14/16 22:22:26] Wordy [45/570] has challenged dick [344/635] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:42 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/15/16 01:24:59] Wordy slipped a mickey to Doody and stole her level 44 pair of gloves while they were passed out! Wordy leaves her old level 36 pair of gloves behind, which Doody then takes. Also Doody wakes up with a really sore asshole.
[09/15/16 03:45:23] Wordy [169/577] has cum upon Doody [250/529] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:05:39 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/15/16 04:23:06] Wordy [236/577] has challenged Shmegma [193/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:05:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/15/16 05:23:13] Wordy [53/577] has challenged Doody [193/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:54:37 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/15/16 08:23:33] LordComac [172/428] has challenged Wordy [447/577] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:27:26 is added to LordComac's clock.
[09/15/16 10:23:49] Shmegma [395/515] has challenged Wordy [445/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:34:58 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/15/16 12:24:03] Doodybot [328/590] has challenged Wordy [516/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:58:42 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[09/15/16 12:31:33] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 02:22:17 toward level 57.
[09/15/16 16:55:45] Wordy [262/577] has challenged Shmegma [122/515] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:18:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/15/16 17:24:39] LordComac [128/428] has challenged Wordy [489/577] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:39:07 is added to LordComac's clock.
[09/15/16 18:24:46] LordComac [282/428] has challenged Wordy [562/577] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:51:50 is added to LordComac's clock.
[09/15/16 22:25:12] Wordy [31/577] has challenged Doodybot [414/590] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:32:30 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/16/16 01:25:32] Wordy [115/577] has challenged Bart [345/385] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:39:33 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/16/16 04:25:53] Wordy [415/577] has challenged Anky [508/548] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:42:30 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/16/16 06:26:06] Wordy [550/577] has challenged LordComac [54/428] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:02:16 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/16/16 07:46:57] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/16/16 07:51:21] LordComac [73/428] has cum upon Wordy [18/577] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 14:01:26 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[09/16/16 15:27:08] Wordy [522/577] has challenged dick [10/643] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:43:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/16/16 16:27:15] Wordy [14/577] has challenged Anky [325/548] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:04:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/16/16 23:35:23] Wordy got AIDS from a hobowars hookup. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:48:29 from level 58.
[09/17/16 00:28:08] Wordy [141/577] has challenged Shmegma [97/515] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:13:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/17/16 00:30:38] Wordy started shitting dicknipples. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:33:08 from level 58.
[09/17/16 06:06:02] Doodybot, Wordy, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/17/16 17:30:03] Wordy [367/577] has challenged Doody [44/529] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:30:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/17/16 18:30:09] Wordy [516/577] has challenged Bart [95/385] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:00:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/17/16 19:30:15] Wordy [284/577] has challenged Bart [107/385] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:00:51 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/17/16 20:30:22] Doodybot [309/588] has challenged Wordy [126/577] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:01:51 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[09/17/16 21:28:05] Anky, LordComac, and Bart [1232/1361] have team battled Shmegma, Wordy, and Doodybot [344/1680] and won! 0 days, 02:27:52 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/16 22:30:35] LordComac [285/428] has challenged Wordy [195/577] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:52:05 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[09/18/16 01:30:55] Wordy [196/577] has challenged Doody [393/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:28:45 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/18/16 05:31:23] Wordy [311/577] has challenged Bart [349/385] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:21:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/18/16 10:31:57] Wordy [218/577] has challenged dick [301/643] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:01:23 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/18/16 11:32:28] Wordy [350/577] has cum upon Doodybot [188/588] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 13:04:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/18/16 19:32:58] Wordy [454/577] has challenged Shmegma [558/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:47:47 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/18/16 19:49:00] Doodybot [255/880] has challenged Wordy [301/577] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[09/18/16 20:33:04] Wordy [315/577] has challenged Shmegma [332/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:18:00 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/18/16 22:33:18] Doody [18/529] has challenged Wordy [3/577] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:52:39 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/18/16 23:33:24] Shmegma [227/705] has challenged Wordy [453/577] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:59:40 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/19/16 04:24:40] Wordy came up with a tampon string while muffdiving. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:22:31 from level 58.
[09/19/16 06:34:10] Anky [357/548] has challenged Wordy [526/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:18 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/19/16 08:34:22] Doodybot [732/880] has challenged Wordy [214/577] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:32:48 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[09/19/16 10:34:32] LordComac [168/424] has challenged Wordy [379/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:42:39 is added to LordComac's clock.
[09/19/16 16:43:32] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and LordComac have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/19/16 19:35:26] Wordy [315/577] has challenged Doody [425/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:00:41 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/19/16 21:35:40] Wordy [515/577] has challenged Anky [447/548] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:50:38 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/19/16 22:35:47] Wordy [253/577] has challenged Bart [232/404] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:24:26 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/20/16 06:36:41] Anky [545/548] has challenged Wordy [373/577] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:41:07 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/20/16 08:36:54] Doodybot [849/885] has challenged Wordy [521/577] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:41:46 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[09/20/16 10:37:09] Doody [47/529] has challenged Wordy [280/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:54:56 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/20/16 15:08:35] Doody, LordComac, and Doodybot [1829/1838] have team battled Wordy, Shmegma, and Anky [1270/1830] and won! 0 days, 07:46:28 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/16 16:37:51] Wordy [154/577] has challenged LordComac [113/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:10:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/20/16 18:38:05] Anky [350/548] has challenged Wordy [508/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:50:34 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/20/16 19:38:11] Doody [173/529] has challenged Wordy [476/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:42 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/20/16 23:38:33] Wordy [262/577] has challenged LordComac [293/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:57:32 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/21/16 00:38:39] Wordy [31/577] has challenged Doodybot [688/885] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:01:37 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/21/16 01:38:45] Doody [171/529] has challenged Wordy [57/577] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:42:43 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/21/16 10:39:35] Wordy [487/577] has challenged Anky [136/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:03:20 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/21/16 11:39:40] Wordy [138/577] has challenged LordComac [190/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:33:13 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/21/16 16:40:07] Shmegma [209/705] has challenged Wordy [423/577] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:45:42 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/21/16 19:51:43] Anky [213/548] has challenged Wordy [471/577] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:01:48 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/21/16 22:40:44] Anky [485/548] has challenged Wordy [404/577] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:37:57 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/21/16 23:40:51] Wordy [440/577] has challenged Doodybot [779/885] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:18:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/22/16 00:34:27] Doody, Doodybot, Wordy, and LordComac have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/22/16 01:41:05] Wordy [329/577] has challenged Doodybot [826/885] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:32:42 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/22/16 04:41:24] Doody [525/529] has challenged Wordy [129/577] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:25:08 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/22/16 06:41:36] Wordy [63/577] has challenged Doody [436/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:39:09 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/22/16 07:41:43] Shmegma [365/705] has challenged Wordy [255/577] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:12:46 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/22/16 08:41:50] LordComac [76/424] has challenged Wordy [546/577] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:28:24 is added to LordComac's clock.
[09/22/16 09:41:57] LordComac [27/424] has challenged Wordy [537/577] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:57:13 is added to LordComac's clock.
[09/22/16 12:42:17] Anky [341/548] has challenged Wordy [436/577] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:51:03 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/22/16 16:42:46] Shmegma [623/705] has challenged Wordy [52/577] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:13:14 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/22/16 17:42:53] Anky [449/548] has challenged Wordy [223/577] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:19:00 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/22/16 23:43:34] Wordy [56/577] has challenged LordComac [65/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:55:33 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/23/16 02:58:59] Doodybot, Doody, and Wordy [1735/1991] have team battled Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma [186/1677] and won! 0 days, 05:43:15 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/16 05:22:45] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/23/16 10:09:49] Wordy ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:49:25 from level 58.
[09/23/16 11:44:56] Wordy [379/577] has challenged Shmegma [351/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:57:38 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/23/16 18:45:41] Doody [352/529] has challenged Wordy [395/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:27:41 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/24/16 02:01:01] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/24/16 02:46:36] Wordy [322/577] has challenged dick [488/886] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:31:17 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/24/16 05:46:56] Wordy [462/577] has challenged Doody [202/529] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:12:53 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/24/16 07:47:09] Wordy [512/577] has challenged LordComac [276/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:32:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/24/16 11:47:35] Doody [122/529] has challenged Wordy [482/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:03:08 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/24/16 13:47:48] Wordy [246/577] has challenged dick [137/886] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:39:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/24/16 18:48:16] Doodybot [372/885] has challenged Wordy [512/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:01 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[09/24/16 21:48:33] Shmegma [603/705] has challenged Wordy [510/577] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:16:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/24/16 23:48:45] Doodybot [158/885] has challenged Wordy [107/577] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:50:34 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[09/25/16 02:49:05] Wordy [400/577] has challenged dick [147/886] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:19:05 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/25/16 04:05:27] Wordy [546/577] has challenged dick [557/886] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:17:15 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/25/16 04:59:24] Doodybot [0/885] has challenged Wordy [257/577] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:20:02 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[09/25/16 05:49:27] Doody [251/529] has challenged Wordy [535/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:57:54 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/25/16 06:44:37] Wordy got pimpslapped by Wordy. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:09:04 from level 59.
[09/25/16 14:50:30] Doodybot [625/885] has challenged Wordy [332/577] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:01:17 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[09/25/16 15:50:37] Wordy [361/577] has challenged Bart [266/404] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:10:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/25/16 16:20:41] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/25/16 17:50:51] Anky [284/548] has challenged Wordy [82/577] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:05:46 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/25/16 18:50:57] Wordy [76/577] has challenged dick [751/886] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:38:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/26/16 00:51:36] LordComac [327/424] has challenged Wordy [345/577] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:14:59 is added to LordComac's clock.
[09/26/16 01:51:42] LordComac [222/424] has challenged Wordy [261/577] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:31:08 is added to LordComac's clock.
[09/26/16 08:52:30] Shmegma [641/705] has challenged Wordy [29/577] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:20:20 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/26/16 08:52:30] Shmegma has dealt Wordy a Critical Strike! 1 day, 15:40:01 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/26/16 17:53:34] Wordy [514/577] has challenged Doodybot [224/885] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:07:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/26/16 23:54:17] Wordy [18/577] has challenged LordComac [38/424] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:45:37 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/27/16 06:42:28] Doody, LordComac, and Shmegma [1029/1658] have team battled Wordy, Anky, and Doodybot [270/2010] and won! 0 days, 06:39:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/16 07:29:29] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/27/16 07:55:11] Wordy [43/577] has challenged Anky [189/548] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:08:52 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/27/16 09:55:23] Wordy [175/577] has challenged dick [567/886] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:44:57 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/27/16 10:55:30] LordComac [320/424] has challenged Wordy [550/577] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:33:52 is added to LordComac's clock.
[09/27/16 14:55:56] Anky [328/548] has challenged Wordy [86/577] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:46:53 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/27/16 15:56:04] Wordy [381/577] has challenged dick [57/886] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:26:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/27/16 21:56:46] Wordy [185/577] has challenged LordComac [219/424] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:39:50 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/27/16 22:48:09] Anky, Shmegma, and Doodybot [951/2138] have team battled Doody, Wordy, and LordComac [411/1530] and won! 0 days, 00:48:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/16 22:56:52] Wordy [186/577] has challenged Doody [112/529] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:43:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/27/16 23:56:59] Doody [237/529] has challenged Wordy [179/577] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:56:53 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/28/16 02:07:03] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/28/16 04:57:35] Doodybot [305/885] has challenged Wordy [335/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:32:54 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[09/28/16 05:57:42] Wordy [343/577] has challenged dick [36/886] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:45:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/28/16 06:38:55] Wordy [185/577] has cum upon Doody [169/529] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 13:13:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/28/16 08:58:02] Shmegma [230/705] has challenged Wordy [482/577] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:50:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/28/16 18:59:09] Wordy [31/577] has challenged Shmegma [503/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:56:37 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/28/16 19:59:16] LordComac [13/424] has challenged Wordy [22/577] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:54:09 is added to LordComac's clock.
[09/29/16 00:18:53] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/29/16 00:59:49] Doodybot [0/885] has challenged Wordy [469/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:32 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[09/29/16 03:00:02] Wordy [128/577] has challenged Doodybot [248/885] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:57:30 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/29/16 14:01:16] Anky [63/548] has challenged Wordy [238/577] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:18:56 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/29/16 18:01:44] Wordy [556/577] has challenged Doodybot [140/885] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:47:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/29/16 19:51:03] Wordy walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:19:03 from level 59.
[09/29/16 20:01:58] Wordy [543/577] has challenged Doody [0/529] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:41:38 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/29/16 21:02:05] LordComac [395/424] has challenged Wordy [399/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:52:35 is added to LordComac's clock.
[09/29/16 23:02:19] Wordy [365/577] has challenged dick [808/886] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:43:09 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/30/16 01:02:33] Doody [106/529] has challenged Wordy [278/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:32:58 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/30/16 02:02:39] LordComac [34/424] has challenged Wordy [39/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:55:56 is added to LordComac's clock.
[09/30/16 03:02:45] Shmegma [652/705] has challenged Wordy [103/577] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:35:13 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/30/16 04:02:52] Doodybot [700/885] has challenged Wordy [421/577] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:25:56 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[09/30/16 05:03:00] Wordy [405/577] has challenged Anky [165/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:21:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/30/16 07:03:15] Doodybot [723/885] has challenged Wordy [292/577] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:37:50 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[09/30/16 09:03:26] Wordy [445/577] has challenged Anky [125/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:32:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/30/16 11:03:41] Wordy [399/577] has challenged Bart [248/404] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:58:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/30/16 14:04:02] Wordy [564/577] has challenged Anky [523/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:16:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/30/16 16:04:15] Doody [11/529] has challenged Wordy [198/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:06:55 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/30/16 17:04:22] Shmegma [596/705] has challenged Wordy [246/577] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:16:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/01/16 00:05:08] Wordy [332/577] has challenged Doodybot [563/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:22 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/01/16 03:05:29] Doodybot [438/893] has challenged Wordy [410/577] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:22:28 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/01/16 04:05:35] Doodybot [500/893] has challenged Wordy [39/577] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:54:07 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/01/16 07:05:56] Wordy [457/577] has challenged Bart [202/404] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:22:28 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/01/16 07:59:47] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Bart have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/01/16 08:06:03] Wordy [130/577] has challenged dick [662/894] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:00:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/01/16 08:27:45] Shmegma [18/705] has cum upon Wordy [550/577] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:13:15 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/01/16 11:06:24] Wordy [466/577] has challenged Doody [321/529] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:45:54 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/01/16 13:06:37] LordComac [57/424] has challenged Wordy [534/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:15:02 is added to LordComac's clock.
[10/01/16 20:07:25] Anky [429/548] has challenged Wordy [1/577] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:10:29 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/01/16 21:07:32] Bart [293/455] has challenged Wordy [258/577] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:59:42 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/01/16 23:07:46] Wordy [166/577] has challenged Doody [132/529] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:19:21 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/02/16 00:28:53] Doodybot, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/02/16 01:08:00] Wordy [195/577] has challenged dick [544/894] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:11 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/02/16 09:08:55] Wordy [183/577] has challenged Doody [366/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:49 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/02/16 11:09:08] LordComac [226/424] has challenged Wordy [523/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:29:22 is added to LordComac's clock.
[10/02/16 13:09:23] Doody [505/529] has challenged Wordy [251/577] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:52:43 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/03/16 01:10:41] Wordy [452/577] has challenged LordComac [397/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:06:20 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/03/16 02:10:47] Wordy [353/577] has challenged Anky [486/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:02:50 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/03/16 03:42:07] LordComac [317/424] has cum upon Wordy [316/577] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 01:42:00 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[10/03/16 05:11:07] Wordy [102/577] has challenged Shmegma [122/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:53:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/03/16 05:33:29] Wordy [242/577] has cum upon Doodybot [317/893] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:48:55 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/03/16 06:19:37] Wordy [338/577] has cum upon Doodybot [246/893] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 01:31:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/03/16 09:11:36] Wordy [21/577] has challenged dick [825/894] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:43:51 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/03/16 10:11:42] Bart [152/455] has challenged Wordy [283/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/03/16 18:12:28] Wordy [407/577] has challenged LordComac [256/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:57:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/03/16 20:12:43] Bart [104/455] has challenged Wordy [535/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/04/16 00:36:02] Wordy [63/577] has challenged dick [620/894] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:53:37 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/04/16 02:13:26] Wordy [367/577] has challenged LordComac [118/424] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:27:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/04/16 04:13:42] Anky [246/548] has challenged Wordy [542/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:30:02 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/04/16 10:14:23] Doody [264/529] has challenged Wordy [548/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:55:46 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/04/16 12:14:36] Anky [386/548] has challenged Wordy [47/577] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:39:06 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/04/16 12:53:46] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Wordy in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 28 days, 14:30:35 from level 60.
[10/04/16 13:14:43] Doody [301/529] has challenged Wordy [389/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:04:43 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/04/16 20:15:32] Wordy [477/577] has challenged LordComac [226/424] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:32:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/04/16 20:50:36] Wordy bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:32:46 towards level 60.
[10/04/16 22:15:45] Doodybot [440/893] has challenged Wordy [55/577] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:35:38 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/05/16 02:36:06] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 6 days, 13:17:39 toward level 60.
[10/05/16 05:16:33] Wordy [14/577] has challenged Shmegma [556/705] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:03:55 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/05/16 06:16:40] Wordy [406/577] has challenged LordComac [335/424] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:26:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/05/16 08:16:55] Doodybot [233/893] has challenged Wordy [90/577] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:46:49 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/05/16 11:17:17] Wordy [480/577] has challenged Anky [391/548] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:33:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/05/16 15:17:45] LordComac [273/424] has challenged Wordy [26/577] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:19:51 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[10/05/16 18:18:05] Wordy [68/577] has challenged LordComac [74/424] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:14:58 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/06/16 00:18:47] Doodybot [24/893] has challenged Wordy [450/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:15 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[10/06/16 02:37:11] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/06/16 03:19:07] Doodybot [155/893] has challenged Wordy [295/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:19:05 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[10/06/16 04:19:14] Anky [132/548] has challenged Wordy [213/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:13:24 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/06/16 07:19:36] Wordy [535/577] has challenged dick [701/894] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:33:47 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/06/16 09:19:49] Wordy [543/577] has challenged Shmegma [407/711] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:28:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/06/16 12:20:10] Shmegma [409/711] has challenged Wordy [518/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:21 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/06/16 20:21:03] Wordy [474/577] has challenged LordComac [278/424] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:48:53 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/07/16 02:21:32] Doody, Shmegma, and Anky [9/1788] have team battled Wordy, LordComac, and Doodybot [346/1894] and lost! 0 days, 00:47:00 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/16 02:21:44] Doody [210/529] has challenged Wordy [394/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:36:16 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/07/16 05:22:04] Wordy [253/577] has challenged Doody [416/529] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:58:30 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/07/16 08:22:24] Wordy [168/577] has challenged Doody [351/529] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:37:58 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/07/16 09:22:31] Wordy [239/577] has challenged Shmegma [112/711] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:14:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/07/16 10:22:37] Wordy [333/577] has challenged LordComac [401/424] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:01:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/07/16 13:22:56] LordComac [266/424] has challenged Wordy [122/577] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:56:38 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[10/07/16 15:23:09] Wordy [196/577] has challenged Doody [102/529] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:52:32 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/07/16 17:23:24] Wordy [551/577] has challenged dick [487/894] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:04:07 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/08/16 04:24:37] Bart [207/455] has challenged Wordy [272/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:49:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/08/16 05:24:44] Wordy [88/577] has challenged Anky [276/548] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:18:00 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/08/16 14:25:46] Wordy [293/577] has challenged Doodybot [749/893] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:50:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/08/16 18:26:14] Doodybot [638/924] has challenged Wordy [403/577] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:08:10 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/08/16 22:26:42] Wordy [78/577] has challenged LordComac [124/424] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:05:56 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/08/16 23:26:50] Doody [123/529] has challenged Wordy [284/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:24:11 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/09/16 05:27:33] Wordy [339/577] has challenged Doody [343/529] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:55:30 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/09/16 08:00:21] Wordy caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:26:37 towards level 60.
[10/09/16 19:29:08] Shmegma [475/711] has challenged Wordy [533/577] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:22:40 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/09/16 20:29:14] Doody [524/529] has challenged Wordy [438/577] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:04:02 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/09/16 22:29:28] Shmegma [561/711] has challenged Wordy [513/577] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:26:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/10/16 01:29:49] Wordy [404/577] has challenged Doodybot [813/958] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:11:20 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/10/16 03:30:03] Wordy [311/577] has challenged Shmegma [322/711] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:00:13 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/10/16 07:30:34] Wordy [142/577] has challenged Doody [437/529] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:31:22 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/10/16 10:30:52] Shmegma [633/711] has challenged Wordy [159/577] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:07:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/10/16 17:31:41] Anky [354/548] has challenged Wordy [156/577] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:00:28 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/10/16 20:31:57] Wordy [75/577] has challenged LordComac [265/429] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:14:16 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/10/16 21:32:02] Wordy [510/577] has challenged Bart [40/455] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:51:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/10/16 22:32:07] Doodybot [52/958] has challenged Wordy [114/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:05:54 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[10/11/16 01:32:23] Doody [418/529] has challenged Wordy [260/577] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:35:10 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/11/16 08:33:01] Doody [521/529] has challenged Wordy [334/577] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:51:55 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/11/16 14:33:42] LordComac [117/438] has challenged Wordy [43/577] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:48:29 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[10/11/16 16:33:57] Wordy [452/577] has challenged dick [29/957] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:40:24 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/11/16 17:58:46] Wordy, Doody, and Doodybot [44/2062] have team battled LordComac, Anky, and Shmegma [876/1697] and lost! 0 days, 20:07:45 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/16 19:34:19] Wordy [91/577] has challenged LordComac [306/438] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:30:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/11/16 20:34:26] Anky [30/548] has challenged Wordy [512/577] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:40:26 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/11/16 22:34:40] LordComac [85/438] has challenged Wordy [145/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:50 is added to LordComac's clock.
[10/11/16 23:28:34] Wordy slipped a mickey to Doody and stole her level 34 amulet while they were passed out! Wordy leaves her old level 29 amulet behind, which Doody then takes. Also Doody wakes up with a really sore asshole.
[10/12/16 01:54:54] LordComac [317/453] has challenged Wordy [548/582] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to LordComac's clock.
[10/12/16 08:35:48] Anky [383/548] has challenged Wordy [314/582] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:36:29 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/12/16 09:35:55] Wordy [30/582] has challenged LordComac [237/453] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:11:01 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/12/16 11:36:08] Wordy [106/582] has challenged dick [531/957] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:38:52 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/12/16 13:36:22] Wordy [379/582] has challenged Shmegma [38/711] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:38:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/12/16 14:36:29] Doody [142/523] has challenged Wordy [12/582] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:34:32 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/12/16 21:37:16] Wordy [388/582] has challenged Shmegma [646/711] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:02:15 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/12/16 22:57:01] Doody, Doodybot, Wordy, and LordComac have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/13/16 01:37:43] Bart [452/455] has challenged Wordy [192/582] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:17:31 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/13/16 03:37:58] Wordy [515/582] has challenged dick [818/957] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:55:12 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/13/16 08:38:33] Wordy [478/582] has challenged LordComac [100/453] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:36:56 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/13/16 10:38:47] Anky [97/548] has challenged Wordy [228/582] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:58:06 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/13/16 11:38:53] Wordy [139/582] has challenged Anky [281/548] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:35:57 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/13/16 14:39:14] Wordy [151/582] has challenged Doody [360/523] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:55:33 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/13/16 19:39:46] Doodybot, Wordy, Anky, and LordComac have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/13/16 20:15:02] Wordy bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:30:46 towards level 60.
[10/13/16 23:40:15] Anky [32/548] has challenged Wordy [539/582] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:44:34 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/14/16 00:40:21] Anky [305/548] has challenged Wordy [389/582] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:04:55 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/14/16 01:40:28] Shmegma [226/711] has challenged Wordy [363/582] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:00:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/14/16 05:40:54] Shmegma [317/711] has challenged Wordy [517/582] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:14:53 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/14/16 06:41:02] Wordy [336/582] has challenged dick [637/957] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:50:47 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/14/16 10:41:29] Wordy [521/582] has challenged Doodybot [513/956] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:42:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/14/16 12:41:43] LordComac [77/453] has challenged Wordy [504/582] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:10:53 is added to LordComac's clock.
[10/14/16 13:41:50] Anky [483/548] has challenged Wordy [285/582] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:46:59 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/14/16 15:42:04] Shmegma [597/711] has challenged Wordy [3/582] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:17:47 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/14/16 16:37:36] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 02:15:24 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[10/14/16 16:42:10] Wordy [75/582] has challenged LordComac [198/453] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:13:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/14/16 19:15:23] Doodybot, Wordy, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/14/16 20:42:36] Doodybot [925/956] has challenged Wordy [414/582] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:43:31 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/14/16 20:42:36] Doodybot has dealt Wordy a Critical Strike! 1 day, 10:25:32 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/14/16 23:42:57] Wordy [415/582] has challenged Doodybot [559/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:00:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/15/16 13:44:32] Wordy [249/582] has challenged Doody [88/523] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:01:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/15/16 14:16:14] Shmegma [544/711] has cum upon Wordy [57/582] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 06:03:39 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/15/16 20:45:17] Wordy [96/582] has challenged LordComac [411/453] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:12:11 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/15/16 20:51:27] LordComac [433/453] has cum upon Wordy [317/582] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 12:37:09 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[10/15/16 22:45:30] Shmegma [69/711] has challenged Wordy [551/582] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:25:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/15/16 23:45:37] Wordy [424/582] has challenged dick [32/957] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:26:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/16/16 01:45:49] Wordy [37/582] has challenged LordComac [330/453] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:46:58 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/16/16 03:46:03] Shmegma [144/711] has challenged Wordy [46/582] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:52:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/16/16 03:46:03] Shmegma has dealt Wordy a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:52:44 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/16/16 04:46:11] Anky [540/548] has challenged Wordy [324/582] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:00:00 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/16/16 08:51:22] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/16/16 10:46:49] Wordy [358/582] has challenged dick [383/957] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:00:33 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/16/16 12:47:00] LordComac [117/453] has challenged Wordy [256/582] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:49:00 is added to LordComac's clock.
[10/16/16 15:47:16] Anky [467/548] has challenged Wordy [93/582] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:27:42 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/16/16 16:47:21] Wordy [71/582] has challenged Bart [42/455] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:17:24 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/16/16 17:47:26] Wordy [549/582] has challenged Shmegma [460/711] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:18:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/16/16 19:47:38] Wordy [500/582] has challenged Bart [110/455] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:09:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/16/16 20:22:38] Anky [453/548] has cum upon Wordy [246/582] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 10:04:28 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/16/16 20:22:38] Anky [58/548] has cum upon Wordy [219/582] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:57:03 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/16/16 20:47:44] Wordy [179/582] has challenged dick [933/957] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:43:58 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/16/16 22:19:30] Wordy ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:19:55 from level 60.
[10/17/16 02:48:17] Wordy [384/582] has challenged LordComac [99/453] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:21:44 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/17/16 02:48:17] In the lemon party, LordComac dropped her level 74 helm! Wordy picks it up, tossing her old level 67 helm to LordComac.
[10/17/16 03:48:22] Wordy [541/588] has challenged Anky [347/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:55:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/17/16 05:48:33] Anky [215/548] has challenged Wordy [316/588] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:00 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/17/16 06:48:38] Wordy [471/588] has challenged LordComac [283/446] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:25:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/17/16 11:49:12] LordComac [376/446] has challenged Wordy [109/588] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:59:08 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[10/17/16 13:49:25] Wordy [284/588] has challenged Shmegma [692/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:03:05 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/17/16 14:49:04] Wordy discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:43:12 towards level 60.
[10/17/16 14:49:31] Wordy [104/588] has challenged LordComac [2/446] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:27:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/17/16 15:49:37] Shmegma [599/711] has challenged Wordy [163/588] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:29:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/17/16 17:49:51] Wordy [514/588] has challenged LordComac [295/446] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:51:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/17/16 17:49:51] Wordy has dealt LordComac a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:16:57 is added to LordComac's clock.
[10/17/16 18:49:58] Wordy [586/588] has challenged Anky [130/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:10:16 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/18/16 00:50:37] Wordy [276/588] has challenged Anky [235/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:20:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/18/16 01:50:43] LordComac [228/446] has challenged Wordy [543/588] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:54:48 is added to LordComac's clock.
[10/18/16 02:14:30] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/18/16 02:14:48] LordComac [273/446] has cum upon Wordy [564/588] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:03:20 is added to LordComac's clock.
[10/18/16 02:50:49] Shmegma [685/711] has challenged Wordy [506/588] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:57:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/18/16 03:50:56] Wordy [453/588] has challenged dick [880/957] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:50 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/18/16 04:51:03] Wordy [383/588] has challenged dick [911/957] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:38:18 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/18/16 07:51:24] Wordy [187/588] has challenged Shmegma [406/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:12:04 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/18/16 10:51:44] Shmegma [73/711] has challenged Wordy [540/588] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:34:43 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/18/16 11:51:51] Wordy [84/588] has challenged Shmegma [46/711] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:42:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/18/16 18:52:35] LordComac [178/446] has challenged Wordy [324/588] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:38:08 is added to LordComac's clock.
[10/18/16 21:52:56] Wordy [441/588] has challenged Anky [215/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:04:20 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/18/16 22:17:34] Wordy [159/588] has challenged LordComac [287/446] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:16:09 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/18/16 23:53:09] LordComac [384/446] has challenged Wordy [261/588] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:55:39 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[10/19/16 00:07:16] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/19/16 00:10:59] Shmegma [515/711] has cum upon Wordy [385/588] and taken them in the face! 2 days, 01:02:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/19/16 00:53:16] Wordy [524/588] has challenged Doody [503/523] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:04:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/19/16 03:53:36] Wordy [518/588] has challenged dick [477/957] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:09:10 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/19/16 06:53:58] Wordy [267/588] has challenged Doody [430/523] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:59:32 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/19/16 07:54:05] Wordy [494/588] has challenged Shmegma [258/711] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:33:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/19/16 11:54:33] Wordy [267/588] has challenged dick [369/957] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:36:09 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/19/16 12:54:39] Doody [294/523] has challenged Wordy [2/588] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:56:45 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/19/16 17:55:10] Shmegma [348/711] has challenged Wordy [336/588] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:16:19 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/19/16 19:55:22] Wordy [19/588] has challenged dick [157/957] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:03:41 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/19/16 22:55:43] Wordy [278/588] has challenged Anky [184/556] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:51:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/20/16 00:52:05] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/20/16 03:56:16] Wordy [2/588] has challenged Doodybot [669/956] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:40:02 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/20/16 07:56:42] Wordy [397/588] has challenged dick [64/957] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:54:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/20/16 08:56:48] Wordy [381/588] has challenged Anky [212/556] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:23:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/20/16 12:57:16] Wordy [384/588] has challenged Shmegma [138/711] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:20:53 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/20/16 18:57:59] Shmegma [88/711] has challenged Wordy [524/588] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:18:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/21/16 01:41:55] LordComac [439/446] has cum upon Wordy [330/588] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 03:14:50 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[10/21/16 01:41:55] LordComac has dealt Wordy a shocker! 0 days, 16:41:11 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/21/16 02:41:55] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and LordComac have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/21/16 02:58:51] Wordy [367/588] has challenged LordComac [71/446] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:48:32 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/21/16 03:58:57] Wordy [76/588] has challenged Bart [434/455] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:10:39 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/21/16 04:59:05] Wordy [429/588] has challenged Bart [272/455] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:02:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/21/16 05:59:11] Wordy [479/588] has challenged dick [863/957] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:44:16 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/21/16 06:59:18] Wordy [466/588] has challenged Anky [49/556] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:07:02 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/21/16 07:38:46] Wordy was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:47:26 towards level 61.
[10/21/16 11:59:54] Wordy [97/588] has challenged Anky [268/556] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:36:57 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/21/16 13:00:00] Doodybot [863/956] has challenged Wordy [40/588] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:24:12 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/21/16 15:00:14] Shmegma [641/711] has challenged Wordy [552/588] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:39:37 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/21/16 15:01:38] Wordy reinforced her shield with a dragon's scales! Wordy's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/21/16 16:00:19] Wordy [285/592] has challenged Bart [96/455] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:48:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/21/16 23:45:02] Doodybot, Wordy, Anky, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/22/16 07:44:34] Wordy got knocked up. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:42:06 from level 61.
[10/22/16 10:02:18] Wordy [171/592] has challenged Doodybot [211/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:38:53 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/22/16 13:02:38] Wordy [347/592] has challenged Doodybot [101/956] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:02:04 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/22/16 15:02:52] Wordy [353/592] has challenged dick [407/957] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:25:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/22/16 17:03:05] Shmegma [514/711] has challenged Wordy [118/592] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:15:07 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/22/16 17:23:58] Wordy grew a third nipple! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:49:59 towards level 61.
[10/22/16 20:03:25] Doody [9/523] has challenged Wordy [392/592] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:13:40 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/22/16 22:03:38] LordComac [558/612] has challenged Wordy [176/592] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:18:16 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[10/23/16 05:33:38] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 01:33:43 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[10/23/16 08:04:43] Bart [30/451] has challenged Wordy [190/592] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:54:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/23/16 18:05:51] Doodybot [350/956] has challenged Wordy [9/592] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:56:08 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/23/16 23:56:06] Wordy stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:21:15 towards level 61.
[10/24/16 00:06:32] Doodybot [206/956] has challenged Wordy [196/592] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:07:30 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/24/16 00:46:24] Shmegma [673/711] has challenged Wordy [324/592] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:15:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/24/16 00:46:24] In the lemon party, Wordy dropped her level 60 set of leggings! Shmegma picks it up, tossing her old level 54 set of leggings to Wordy.
[10/24/16 01:06:39] Wordy [552/586] has challenged Anky [91/507] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:54:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/24/16 01:06:39] Wordy has dealt Anky a Critical Strike! 6 days, 21:42:10 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/24/16 03:06:52] Wordy [512/586] has challenged Doodybot [408/956] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:59:51 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/24/16 07:07:20] Doodybot [149/956] has challenged Wordy [120/586] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:50:40 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/24/16 09:04:55] Anky [13/507] has cum upon Wordy [84/586] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:48:34 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/24/16 11:07:47] Wordy [435/586] has challenged dick [405/957] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:45:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/24/16 12:07:53] Shmegma [431/716] has challenged Wordy [379/586] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:55:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/24/16 21:08:51] Bart [378/451] has challenged Wordy [481/586] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:39:14 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/25/16 00:26:05] Doody, Doodybot, and Wordy [11/2065] have team battled Shmegma, Anky, and LordComac [851/1835] and lost! 0 days, 01:57:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/16 04:09:40] LordComac [525/612] has challenged Wordy [440/586] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:19:26 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[10/25/16 05:09:46] LordComac [296/612] has challenged Wordy [323/586] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:52:00 is added to LordComac's clock.
[10/25/16 10:35:11] Doodybot [907/956] has challenged Wordy [511/586] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:36:43 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/25/16 11:35:17] Doody [158/523] has challenged Wordy [4/586] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:18:16 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/25/16 12:13:38] Wordy [380/586] has challenged dick [187/957] in combat and won! 10 days, 10:28:24 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/25/16 14:35:31] Wordy [15/586] has challenged LordComac [580/612] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:57:44 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/25/16 15:35:36] Anky [7/507] has challenged Wordy [497/586] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:12:58 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/25/16 20:36:05] Wordy [260/586] has challenged Anky [41/507] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:01:20 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/25/16 21:36:10] Wordy [500/586] has challenged LordComac [581/612] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:55:00 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/26/16 01:36:33] Bart [366/451] has challenged Wordy [243/586] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:50:09 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/26/16 02:32:44] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/26/16 05:36:54] Wordy [133/586] has challenged Doody [17/523] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:05:44 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/26/16 07:37:04] LordComac [313/612] has challenged Wordy [310/586] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:53:11 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[10/26/16 08:37:10] Wordy [91/586] has challenged Doodybot [39/956] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:40:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/26/16 11:37:28] Anky [257/507] has challenged Wordy [184/586] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:38:55 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/26/16 12:37:34] LordComac [106/612] has challenged Wordy [40/586] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:00:51 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[10/26/16 14:37:44] Doodybot [614/956] has challenged Wordy [327/586] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:28:02 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/26/16 17:06:29] Wordy discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:10:27 towards level 62.
[10/26/16 18:38:06] Wordy [354/586] has challenged Doody [508/523] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:10:39 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/26/16 21:38:23] LordComac [440/612] has challenged Wordy [329/586] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:20:04 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[10/26/16 22:38:28] Shmegma [206/716] has challenged Wordy [570/586] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:35:35 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/27/16 01:39:18] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and LordComac have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/27/16 06:39:12] Wordy [231/586] has challenged Doodybot [806/956] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:26:30 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/27/16 08:39:22] Shmegma [446/716] has challenged Wordy [259/586] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:00:59 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/27/16 10:39:34] Wordy [213/586] has challenged Doodybot [56/956] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:51:51 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/27/16 12:39:45] Wordy [430/586] has challenged dick [870/957] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:57:33 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/27/16 13:39:52] Wordy [519/586] has challenged Anky [235/507] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:10:56 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/27/16 21:40:34] Wordy [44/586] has challenged Bart [128/463] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:54:53 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/27/16 22:40:39] Doody [423/523] has challenged Wordy [390/586] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:39:13 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/28/16 00:40:51] Wordy [384/586] has challenged Shmegma [734/800] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:46:52 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/28/16 03:49:56] Doody, Wordy, Doodybot, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/28/16 03:50:08] Doodybot [465/956] has cum upon Wordy [156/586] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 16:36:27 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/28/16 09:41:43] Wordy [393/586] has challenged Anky [254/507] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:57:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/28/16 09:41:43] Wordy has dealt Anky a Critical Strike! 0 days, 18:02:15 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/28/16 10:41:49] Doody [87/421] has challenged Wordy [414/586] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:55:05 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/28/16 11:41:55] LordComac [9/612] has challenged Wordy [516/586] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:45:06 is added to LordComac's clock.
[10/28/16 12:41:59] Wordy [9/586] has challenged Doodybot [247/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:19:39 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/28/16 15:42:16] Doodybot [942/956] has challenged Wordy [18/586] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:27:19 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/28/16 16:42:23] Doody [11/421] has challenged Wordy [63/591] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:03:50 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/28/16 19:42:41] Doody [356/421] has challenged Wordy [557/591] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:16:07 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/28/16 20:42:47] Wordy [50/591] has challenged Shmegma [328/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:09:09 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/29/16 04:30:22] Wordy, Doodybot, Anky, and LordComac have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/29/16 04:30:26] Doodybot [799/956] has cum upon Wordy [417/591] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 05:22:41 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/29/16 05:43:38] LordComac [304/612] has challenged Wordy [35/591] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:16:19 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[10/29/16 08:43:56] Wordy [443/591] has challenged Anky [499/507] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:42:28 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/29/16 09:44:02] Shmegma [483/800] has challenged Wordy [44/591] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:13:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/29/16 11:44:13] Wordy [124/591] has challenged Doody [218/421] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:41:19 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/29/16 15:44:35] Anky [381/507] has challenged Wordy [99/591] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:38:29 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/29/16 17:44:46] Anky [425/507] has challenged Wordy [21/591] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:01:31 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/30/16 00:59:17] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bart have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/30/16 01:45:33] Anky [248/507] has challenged Wordy [124/591] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:57:17 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/30/16 02:45:38] Anky [3/507] has challenged Wordy [512/591] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:37:10 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/30/16 05:45:55] Bart [179/463] has challenged Wordy [43/591] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:15:57 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/30/16 08:46:12] Wordy [455/591] has challenged Doodybot [116/956] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:29:22 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/30/16 13:46:39] Bart [95/463] has challenged Wordy [13/591] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:40:57 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/30/16 17:47:02] Wordy [480/591] has challenged Doodybot [263/985] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:29:56 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/30/16 20:47:19] Wordy [312/591] has challenged LordComac [364/612] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:22:34 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/30/16 22:47:30] Shmegma [48/800] has challenged Wordy [444/591] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:52:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/30/16 23:23:37] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/31/16 02:47:52] LordComac [537/612] has challenged Wordy [254/591] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:40:12 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[10/31/16 07:48:19] Shmegma [245/800] has challenged Wordy [62/591] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:42:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/31/16 12:48:45] Wordy [187/591] has challenged LordComac [116/612] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:18:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/31/16 13:48:50] Doody [353/421] has challenged Wordy [25/591] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:40:58 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/31/16 15:49:02] Wordy [551/591] has challenged Doodybot [788/985] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/31/16 18:49:18] Wordy [530/591] has challenged Shmegma [280/800] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/31/16 20:07:42] Wordy, Anky, and LordComac [618/1697] have team battled Doodybot, Bart, and Shmegma [1900/2248] and lost! 0 days, 08:02:29 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/16 21:49:32] Anky [250/494] has challenged Wordy [403/591] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:41:20 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/01/16 00:49:47] Wordy [76/591] has challenged Bart [61/463] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:08:47 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/01/16 06:12:43] Wordy bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:06:16 towards level 62.
[11/01/16 08:50:31] Anky [197/494] has challenged Wordy [122/591] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:43:28 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/01/16 15:51:10] Wordy [63/591] has challenged Shmegma [243/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:31:42 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/01/16 16:51:15] Shmegma [46/800] has challenged Wordy [63/591] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:27:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/01/16 19:51:32] Wordy [21/591] has challenged Shmegma [697/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:36 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/01/16 21:33:59] Wordy [560/591] has cum upon Doody [85/421] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 04:00:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/02/16 02:52:10] Bart [58/470] has challenged Wordy [391/591] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:52:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/02/16 07:52:41] Wordy [264/591] has challenged Doodybot [22/985] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:18:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/02/16 09:02:24] Doody [27/421] has challenged Wordy [119/591] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/02/16 09:52:53] Wordy [172/591] has challenged LordComac [388/612] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:58:32 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/02/16 11:53:03] Wordy [409/591] has challenged Bart [469/470] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:46:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/02/16 14:13:32] Wordy, LordComac, Shmegma, and Bart have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/02/16 14:53:20] LordComac [15/612] has challenged Wordy [344/591] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:55 is added to LordComac's clock.
[11/02/16 19:11:51] Doodybot, Wordy, and Anky [1607/2070] have team battled Shmegma, LordComac, and Doody [1438/1833] and won! 0 days, 00:26:48 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/16 20:53:54] Doody [266/421] has challenged Wordy [583/591] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:44:57 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/02/16 20:59:04] Wordy [499/598] has challenged Doody [349/421] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:41:28 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/02/16 21:53:59] Bart [434/470] has challenged Wordy [588/598] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:49:16 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/02/16 23:54:10] Wordy [458/598] has challenged Doodybot [6/985] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:15:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/02/16 23:54:10] Wordy has dealt Doodybot a Critical Strike! 2 days, 13:19:01 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[11/03/16 03:54:33] Wordy [131/598] has challenged Shmegma [60/800] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:37:22 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/03/16 05:54:45] LordComac [246/612] has challenged Wordy [563/598] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:20 is added to LordComac's clock.
[11/03/16 06:54:51] Wordy [361/598] has challenged dick [441/986] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:23:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/03/16 14:02:47] Wordy, Doodybot, Shmegma, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/03/16 14:55:34] Wordy [432/598] has challenged Bart [64/470] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:50:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/03/16 15:55:41] Wordy [556/598] has challenged LordComac [473/612] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:46:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/03/16 17:55:52] Doodybot [55/985] has challenged Wordy [136/598] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:57:31 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[11/03/16 19:56:04] Wordy [445/598] has challenged dick [936/986] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:36:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/04/16 00:56:32] Wordy [50/598] has challenged Shmegma [239/800] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:22:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/04/16 01:56:37] Wordy [199/598] has challenged Shmegma [550/800] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:41:00 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/04/16 03:56:48] Wordy [113/598] has challenged Doodybot [418/985] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:10:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/04/16 06:57:06] Doody [349/421] has challenged Wordy [289/598] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:53:48 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/04/16 08:31:15] Wordy got knocked up. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:55:57 from level 63.
[11/04/16 10:57:28] Wordy [104/598] has challenged Anky [135/494] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:49:32 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/04/16 19:38:52] Doody, Wordy, Doodybot, and LordComac have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/04/16 23:58:40] Bart [421/470] has challenged Wordy [221/598] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:09:43 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/05/16 14:59:58] Bart [137/470] has challenged Wordy [453/598] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:11:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/05/16 16:00:04] Wordy [512/598] has challenged LordComac [131/612] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:10:26 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/05/16 19:00:22] Bart [142/470] has challenged Wordy [564/598] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/05/16 21:00:34] Shmegma [244/800] has challenged Wordy [127/598] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:12:43 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/05/16 22:00:39] Bart [97/470] has challenged Wordy [369/598] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:19:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/06/16 01:01:01] Shmegma [787/800] has challenged Wordy [12/598] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:07:45 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/06/16 02:01:07] Wordy [456/598] has challenged LordComac [36/612] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:22:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/06/16 06:01:29] Bart [340/470] has challenged Wordy [169/598] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:17:46 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/06/16 11:01:56] Wordy [89/598] has challenged Anky [222/494] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:22:18 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/06/16 12:02:01] Wordy [129/598] has challenged dick [612/986] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:57:06 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/06/16 22:02:55] Wordy [237/598] has challenged Doody [193/421] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:49:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/07/16 04:03:28] Anky [324/494] has challenged Wordy [550/598] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:07:39 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/07/16 05:03:33] Wordy [440/598] has challenged dick [660/986] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:57:43 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/07/16 09:03:56] LordComac [312/612] has challenged Wordy [527/598] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:22:19 is added to LordComac's clock.
[11/07/16 15:04:31] LordComac [421/612] has challenged Wordy [233/598] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:49:24 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[11/07/16 17:04:43] Bart [460/470] has challenged Wordy [440/598] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:31:19 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/08/16 05:05:53] Anky [279/494] has challenged Wordy [535/598] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:16:31 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/08/16 05:41:23] Doodybot, Anky, and LordComac [589/2091] have team battled Wordy, Bart, and Doody [0/1489] and won! 0 days, 14:06:55 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/16 10:06:18] Anky [375/494] has challenged Wordy [400/598] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:06:43 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/08/16 11:06:24] Bart [247/470] has challenged Wordy [80/598] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:07:54 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/08/16 12:06:31] Wordy [480/598] has challenged LordComac [229/612] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:42:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/08/16 15:06:47] Wordy [262/598] has challenged Doody [354/421] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:35:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/08/16 18:07:03] Wordy [436/598] has challenged Anky [424/494] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:34:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/08/16 21:07:19] Wordy [361/598] has challenged LordComac [592/612] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:40:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/09/16 09:08:27] Shmegma [398/800] has challenged Wordy [392/598] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:35:32 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/09/16 11:08:39] Wordy [430/598] has challenged dick [179/986] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:43:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/09/16 12:08:44] Wordy [142/604] has challenged Bart [191/470] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:51:16 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/09/16 14:08:55] Wordy [380/604] has challenged LordComac [219/612] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:20:53 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/09/16 15:09:00] Wordy [194/604] has challenged Anky [304/494] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:42:49 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/09/16 17:09:11] Doody [395/421] has challenged Wordy [424/604] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:19:59 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/09/16 20:09:29] Wordy [472/604] has challenged dick [148/986] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:37:32 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/09/16 23:09:47] LordComac [100/612] has challenged Wordy [464/604] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:18:53 is added to LordComac's clock.
[11/10/16 02:10:05] Wordy [445/604] has challenged dick [662/986] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:26:57 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/10/16 06:10:27] Doody [250/421] has challenged Wordy [259/604] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:48:34 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/10/16 10:10:48] Wordy [136/604] has challenged Anky [161/494] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:06:51 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/10/16 13:11:02] Wordy [525/604] has challenged dick [742/986] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:30:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/10/16 14:11:07] Bart [428/470] has challenged Wordy [157/604] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:30:26 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/10/16 14:14:05] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bart have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/10/16 17:11:23] Wordy [21/604] has challenged Shmegma [753/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:31:59 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/10/16 18:11:29] Wordy [191/604] has challenged Doody [9/421] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:06:26 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/10/16 20:11:40] Wordy [365/604] has challenged Bart [216/470] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:41:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/10/16 21:11:45] Wordy [376/604] has challenged Bart [180/470] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:50:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/10/16 23:11:54] Wordy [154/604] has challenged Bart [232/470] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:02:53 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/11/16 03:12:12] Shmegma [511/800] has challenged Wordy [211/604] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:22:49 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/11/16 10:54:19] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/11/16 10:55:49] Shmegma [302/800] has cum upon Wordy [334/604] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:15:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/11/16 12:13:01] Anky [191/494] has challenged Wordy [328/604] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:37:54 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/11/16 16:13:24] Wordy [508/604] has challenged Shmegma [655/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:05:15 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/12/16 00:14:07] LordComac [376/612] has challenged Wordy [148/604] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:51:45 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[11/12/16 00:44:04] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 1 day, 09:13:18 toward level 63.
[11/12/16 05:37:39] Wordy [537/604] has cum upon Doody [412/421] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 08:45:29 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/12/16 05:46:02] Doodybot, Shmegma, and Bart [438/2394] have team battled Anky, LordComac, and Wordy [1541/1710] and lost! 1 day, 14:23:33 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/16 15:15:33] LordComac [453/612] has challenged Wordy [482/604] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:19:00 is added to LordComac's clock.
[11/12/16 19:15:57] Wordy [513/604] has challenged Doodybot [218/985] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:01:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/12/16 22:16:13] Wordy [246/604] has challenged LordComac [140/552] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:21:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/12/16 23:16:19] Wordy [524/604] has challenged Anky [487/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:51:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/13/16 00:16:23] Wordy [408/604] has challenged Shmegma [790/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:40:20 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/13/16 03:16:38] Doody [46/421] has challenged Wordy [518/604] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:59:08 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/13/16 04:16:43] Shmegma [708/800] has challenged Wordy [343/604] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:34:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/13/16 09:17:10] Wordy [420/604] has challenged Anky [443/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:13:15 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/13/16 10:17:16] Wordy [23/604] has challenged Anky [105/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/13/16 12:17:27] Wordy [555/604] has challenged Doody [0/421] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:49:22 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/13/16 13:37:58] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/13/16 17:17:55] Bart [492/609] has challenged Wordy [362/604] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:21:17 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/13/16 21:01:29] Wordy [165/677] has challenged dick [725/986] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:02:12 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/14/16 05:19:04] Doody [35/421] has challenged Wordy [39/677] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:12:13 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/14/16 11:19:36] Doody [38/421] has challenged Wordy [372/677] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:49:27 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/14/16 12:19:41] Wordy [49/677] has challenged Doody [340/421] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:29:24 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/14/16 21:20:32] Wordy [167/677] has challenged LordComac [75/552] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:07:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/14/16 22:20:38] Doodybot [764/985] has challenged Wordy [103/677] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:21:25 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[11/14/16 23:20:44] Wordy [311/677] has challenged Anky [371/548] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:45:09 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/15/16 00:20:49] Doody [245/421] has challenged Wordy [298/677] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:17:11 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/15/16 02:05:34] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 1 day, 04:42:34 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[11/15/16 02:21:03] Wordy [654/677] has challenged LordComac [34/552] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:57:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/15/16 07:21:32] Wordy [377/677] has challenged Bart [456/609] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:46:41 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/15/16 08:21:38] Wordy [559/677] has challenged Shmegma [99/800] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:06:44 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/15/16 09:21:44] Doodybot [217/985] has challenged Wordy [195/677] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:02:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[11/15/16 09:21:44] In the lemon party, Wordy dropped her level 74 helm! Doodybot picks it up, tossing her old level 45 helm to Wordy.
[11/15/16 11:24:10] Doody, Wordy, Doodybot, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/15/16 16:22:25] Shmegma [329/800] has challenged Wordy [70/651] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:17:17 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/15/16 17:22:32] Doodybot [856/1014] has challenged Wordy [89/651] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:35:58 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[11/15/16 22:23:02] Wordy [364/651] has challenged Doody [186/421] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:48:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/15/16 22:52:26] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 1 day, 12:09:30 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[11/16/16 01:23:20] Doodybot [218/1014] has challenged Wordy [235/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:41:34 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[11/16/16 02:23:26] Wordy [148/651] has challenged LordComac [360/552] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:27:53 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/16/16 08:49:16] Doodybot [712/1014] has cum upon Wordy [306/651] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 13:52:38 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[11/16/16 09:24:07] Bart [367/609] has challenged Wordy [453/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/16/16 10:24:13] LordComac [6/552] has challenged Wordy [281/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:28:55 is added to LordComac's clock.
[11/16/16 12:24:25] Doodybot [405/1014] has challenged Wordy [517/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:20:46 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[11/16/16 14:24:38] LordComac [136/552] has challenged Wordy [331/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:31:29 is added to LordComac's clock.
[11/16/16 16:24:50] Wordy [87/651] has challenged Anky [265/548] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:12:09 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/16/16 21:25:20] Bart [320/632] has challenged Wordy [221/651] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:36:43 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/16/16 23:25:31] LordComac [487/552] has challenged Wordy [273/651] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:52:04 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[11/16/16 23:56:52] Wordy, Doodybot, Shmegma, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/17/16 02:25:48] Wordy [437/651] has challenged Shmegma [112/801] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:09:22 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/17/16 08:26:22] Wordy [198/651] has challenged LordComac [408/552] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:33:48 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/17/16 10:26:34] Wordy [221/651] has challenged Anky [529/548] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:44:57 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/17/16 15:27:01] Wordy [107/651] has challenged dick [190/1015] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:23:04 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/17/16 23:27:46] Wordy [86/651] has challenged Anky [317/548] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:01:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/18/16 00:27:53] Wordy [648/651] has challenged LordComac [345/552] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:02:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/18/16 02:28:04] Wordy [384/651] has challenged Doody [420/421] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:27:23 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/18/16 03:28:09] Wordy [395/651] has challenged dick [124/1015] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:43:56 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/18/16 04:28:14] Wordy [375/651] has challenged Doodybot [404/1014] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:18:51 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/18/16 13:29:05] Doodybot [650/1014] has challenged Wordy [347/651] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:28:16 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[11/18/16 14:29:10] Wordy [607/651] has challenged Doodybot [919/1014] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:03:29 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/18/16 16:29:22] Wordy [365/651] has challenged LordComac [92/564] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:59:32 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/18/16 17:29:28] Wordy [357/651] has challenged LordComac [82/564] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:35:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/19/16 03:30:26] Wordy [133/651] has challenged Doody [384/418] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:44:03 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/19/16 04:30:33] Doody [270/418] has challenged Wordy [568/651] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:01:02 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/19/16 05:30:38] Wordy [154/651] has challenged LordComac [553/564] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:25:57 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/19/16 06:30:44] Shmegma [467/801] has challenged Wordy [401/651] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:19:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/19/16 08:30:55] Anky [269/548] has challenged Wordy [281/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:44:24 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/19/16 18:56:20] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/20/16 00:32:27] LordComac [122/564] has challenged Wordy [168/651] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:47:22 is added to LordComac's clock.
[11/20/16 01:32:32] Wordy [309/651] has challenged LordComac [326/564] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:47:47 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/20/16 03:32:45] Wordy [460/651] has challenged dick [443/1015] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:02:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/20/16 06:33:01] Wordy [406/651] has challenged LordComac [25/564] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:34:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/20/16 12:33:35] Doody [394/418] has challenged Wordy [26/651] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:43:45 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/20/16 16:30:12] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bart have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/20/16 20:34:20] LordComac [225/564] has challenged Wordy [347/651] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:55:38 is added to LordComac's clock.
[11/21/16 00:34:45] LordComac [404/564] has challenged Wordy [29/651] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:53:01 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[11/21/16 06:35:17] Wordy [343/651] has challenged Doodybot [978/1014] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:27:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/21/16 08:35:28] Anky [501/548] has challenged Wordy [446/651] in combat and won! 11 days, 12:09:48 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/21/16 13:35:57] Wordy [171/651] has challenged Shmegma [536/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:55:45 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/21/16 18:36:27] Anky [291/548] has challenged Wordy [469/651] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:51:54 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/21/16 21:36:43] Wordy [33/651] has challenged Doody [321/418] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:45:41 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/21/16 23:36:53] Wordy [203/651] has challenged dick [738/1015] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:04:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/22/16 03:37:15] Wordy [288/651] has challenged Doodybot [448/1014] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:13:41 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/22/16 07:37:36] Wordy [595/651] has challenged Anky [8/548] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:43:54 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/22/16 09:37:47] LordComac [375/564] has challenged Wordy [450/651] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:18:56 is added to LordComac's clock.
[11/22/16 14:38:14] Wordy [55/651] has challenged Anky [115/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:40:11 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/22/16 16:38:25] Wordy [628/651] has challenged LordComac [196/564] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:47:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/22/16 16:38:25] Wordy has dealt LordComac a Critical Strike! 2 days, 17:10:05 is added to LordComac's clock.
[11/22/16 18:38:37] Wordy [167/651] has challenged Doody [90/418] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:56:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/22/16 18:38:37] Wordy has dealt Doody a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:13:27 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/23/16 00:12:38] Wordy, Shmegma, and Bart [202/2083] have team battled Anky, LordComac, and Doodybot [764/2126] and lost! 0 days, 09:01:17 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/16 03:39:27] Wordy [394/651] has challenged Shmegma [783/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:47:34 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/23/16 07:39:49] Wordy [164/651] has challenged LordComac [373/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:02:36 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/23/16 08:39:55] Wordy [511/651] has challenged Doody [262/418] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:30:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/23/16 09:40:01] Wordy [620/651] has challenged LordComac [490/564] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:26:07 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/23/16 11:40:11] Wordy [154/651] has challenged Doody [159/418] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:00:38 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/23/16 18:40:52] Wordy [361/651] has challenged Anky [415/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:31:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/23/16 20:41:04] Shmegma [541/801] has challenged Wordy [193/651] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:07:33 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/23/16 22:41:16] Anky [35/548] has challenged Wordy [335/651] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:16:51 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/23/16 22:50:17] Wordy, Doodybot, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/24/16 02:29:42] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 2 days, 00:59:10 toward level 64.
[11/24/16 02:41:37] Wordy [497/651] has challenged Doodybot [419/1014] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:05 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/24/16 03:41:43] Doodybot [26/1014] has challenged Wordy [324/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:27:26 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[11/24/16 08:42:14] Doody [303/418] has challenged Wordy [618/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:40 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/24/16 12:42:37] Bart [608/631] has challenged Wordy [503/651] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:20:33 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/24/16 15:42:54] Wordy [175/651] has challenged LordComac [459/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:16:33 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/24/16 16:43:00] Wordy [159/651] has challenged LordComac [457/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:22:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/24/16 19:43:16] Bart [215/631] has challenged Wordy [148/651] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:17:22 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/24/16 19:43:16] In the lemon party, Wordy dropped her level 47 charm! Bart picks it up, tossing her old level 43 charm to Wordy.
[11/24/16 19:49:08] Shmegma, Anky, and Doodybot [674/2363] have team battled Bart, Wordy, and LordComac [846/1850] and lost! 0 days, 00:24:17 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/16 01:43:48] Wordy [538/648] has challenged LordComac [481/567] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:27:46 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/25/16 02:43:53] Wordy [298/648] has challenged dick [800/1015] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:51:44 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/25/16 03:43:58] Wordy [489/648] has challenged dick [169/1015] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:53:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/25/16 14:44:58] Wordy [199/648] has challenged Doody [149/499] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/25/16 16:45:09] Wordy [182/648] has challenged Bart [4/635] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:15:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/25/16 18:25:45] Wordy [420/648] has challenged Anky [136/548] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:53:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/25/16 19:21:17] Wordy, Doodybot, Anky, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/25/16 19:45:26] Wordy [153/648] has challenged Anky [266/548] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:59:34 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/26/16 08:46:43] Doody [485/499] has challenged Wordy [475/648] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:14:24 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/26/16 10:46:54] Anky [51/548] has challenged Wordy [74/648] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:44:56 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/26/16 14:47:17] Wordy [271/648] has challenged LordComac [206/567] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:22:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/26/16 19:47:45] LordComac [28/567] has challenged Wordy [375/648] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:21:31 is added to LordComac's clock.
[11/27/16 00:48:11] Doody [55/499] has challenged Wordy [19/648] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:25:10 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/27/16 02:48:24] Wordy [156/648] has challenged dick [516/1023] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:22:53 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/27/16 04:48:36] LordComac [465/567] has challenged Wordy [436/648] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:38:12 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[11/27/16 11:21:49] Wordy, LordComac, Shmegma, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/27/16 11:41:19] Shmegma [264/810] has cum upon Wordy [266/648] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:08:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/27/16 13:49:26] Doody [394/499] has challenged Wordy [155/648] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:33:55 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/27/16 14:49:32] Wordy [643/648] has challenged Bart [158/635] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:29:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/27/16 15:49:38] Wordy [470/648] has challenged Anky [413/548] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:53:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/27/16 20:50:06] Wordy [420/648] has challenged Doody [412/499] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:57:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/27/16 21:50:11] Bart [525/635] has challenged Wordy [466/648] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:22:58 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/28/16 03:50:47] Shmegma [666/810] has challenged Wordy [551/648] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:28:48 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/28/16 05:57:38] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/28/16 05:57:47] Wordy [146/648] has cum upon Doody [335/499] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:55:05 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/28/16 10:51:27] Bart [338/636] has challenged Wordy [292/648] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:19:15 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/28/16 15:51:56] LordComac [564/567] has challenged Wordy [122/648] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:41:59 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[11/28/16 17:52:08] Wordy [102/648] has challenged Doodybot [494/983] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:43:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/28/16 19:52:20] Wordy [22/648] has challenged Doody [272/499] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:22:34 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/28/16 20:04:47] Wordy stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:43:56 towards level 65.
[11/29/16 04:53:12] Doodybot [293/983] has challenged Wordy [393/648] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:18:58 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[11/29/16 11:53:51] Wordy [212/648] has challenged Doody [314/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:27:57 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/29/16 12:53:58] Shmegma [200/809] has challenged Wordy [35/648] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:54:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/29/16 15:54:13] Wordy [518/648] has challenged Doody [150/495] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:47:22 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/29/16 18:54:30] Wordy [456/648] has challenged Doody [286/495] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:14:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/29/16 23:54:57] Doody [260/495] has challenged Wordy [40/648] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:55:22 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/30/16 07:55:41] Anky [13/548] has challenged Wordy [614/648] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:53:44 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/30/16 08:55:46] Wordy [506/648] has challenged Doodybot [715/983] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:10:42 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/30/16 12:56:09] Doodybot [703/983] has challenged Wordy [572/648] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:40:40 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[11/30/16 14:56:19] Doody [432/495] has challenged Wordy [111/648] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:38:37 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/30/16 18:05:58] Wordy was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:08:12 towards level 65.
[11/30/16 21:35:03] Wordy, Doodybot, Shmegma, and Bart have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/01/16 01:57:22] Wordy [15/648] has challenged dick [949/984] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:10:17 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/01/16 06:57:51] Wordy [171/648] has challenged Doodybot [581/983] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:57:00 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/01/16 14:58:35] Anky [519/548] has challenged Wordy [510/648] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:24:22 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/01/16 16:58:44] LordComac [394/567] has challenged Wordy [275/648] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:22:36 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[12/01/16 17:19:00] Wordy, Doodybot, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/01/16 19:58:59] LordComac [190/567] has challenged Wordy [510/648] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:11:46 is added to LordComac's clock.
[12/01/16 20:59:04] Shmegma [766/821] has challenged Wordy [45/648] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:39:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/01/16 21:59:10] Wordy [548/648] has challenged Doody [242/495] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:36:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/02/16 02:59:38] Doody [228/495] has challenged Wordy [61/648] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:21:49 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/02/16 10:00:16] Wordy [580/648] has challenged LordComac [194/567] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:14:53 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/02/16 11:00:22] Wordy [294/648] has challenged Bart [560/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:22:29 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/02/16 12:40:01] Wordy was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:45:13 towards level 65.
[12/02/16 16:44:25] Doody [80/495] has challenged Wordy [530/648] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:25:08 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/02/16 22:45:06] Anky [92/548] has challenged Wordy [534/648] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:03:06 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/03/16 01:45:26] Wordy [423/648] has challenged Bart [349/636] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:00:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/03/16 02:00:56] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/03/16 02:45:34] Wordy [600/648] has challenged Anky [540/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:53:38 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/03/16 08:01:58] Uranus [167/299] has challenged Wordy [4/648] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:48:30 is removed from Uranus's clock.
[12/03/16 09:46:22] Wordy [612/648] has challenged Shmegma [635/821] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:05:55 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/03/16 11:46:36] Wordy [600/648] has challenged Doody [319/495] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:58:24 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/03/16 12:46:42] Wordy [217/648] has challenged Doodybot [870/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:39:34 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/03/16 17:47:15] Wordy [408/648] has challenged dick [756/989] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:43:12 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/03/16 19:47:29] Doodybot [859/988] has challenged Wordy [487/648] in combat and won! 8 days, 22:01:19 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/03/16 20:04:49] Doodybot, Wordy, LordComac, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/04/16 10:49:11] Wordy [510/648] has challenged Doody [157/495] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:50:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/04/16 13:49:31] Doodybot [189/988] has challenged Wordy [500/648] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:13:41 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/04/16 15:57:46] Wordy [58/651] has challenged Anky [300/548] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:21:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/04/16 18:50:06] Wordy [492/651] has challenged Uranus [215/313] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:00:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/04/16 23:50:37] Wordy [427/651] has challenged Anky [490/548] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:41:02 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/05/16 00:52:17] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and LordComac have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/05/16 04:51:10] Wordy [138/651] has challenged Anky [42/548] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:10:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/05/16 07:51:29] Wordy [243/651] has challenged Bart [353/636] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:26:00 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/05/16 08:51:37] Wordy [643/651] has challenged dick [299/989] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:43:29 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/05/16 09:51:43] Doodybot [448/988] has challenged Wordy [434/651] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:05:32 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/05/16 17:52:35] Wordy [298/651] has challenged dick [759/989] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:35:17 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/05/16 19:52:49] Wordy [476/651] has challenged Uranus [34/321] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:38:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/05/16 21:53:03] Wordy [349/651] has challenged LordComac [534/567] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:01:32 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/05/16 23:53:16] Anky [48/548] has challenged Wordy [438/651] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:29:29 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/06/16 00:53:23] Doody [410/495] has challenged Wordy [512/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:42:07 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/06/16 02:53:36] Doodybot [52/988] has challenged Wordy [429/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:49:19 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/06/16 06:54:02] Wordy [396/651] has challenged Doodybot [853/988] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:20:05 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/06/16 08:54:15] Shmegma [641/821] has challenged Wordy [545/651] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:50:02 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/06/16 10:54:30] LordComac [148/567] has challenged Wordy [577/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:10:02 is added to LordComac's clock.
[12/06/16 15:42:17] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/06/16 19:55:31] Wordy [295/651] has challenged Shmegma [196/821] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:50:52 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/07/16 01:56:11] Wordy [438/651] has challenged Doodybot [358/988] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:47:24 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/07/16 05:56:39] Wordy [522/651] has challenged Anky [20/548] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:14:06 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/07/16 06:07:03] Uranus [328/346] has challenged Wordy [237/651] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:30:19 is removed from Uranus's clock.
[12/07/16 06:56:45] Doody [487/495] has challenged Wordy [370/651] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:10:13 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/07/16 08:56:58] Wordy [199/651] has challenged Bart [170/636] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:38:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/07/16 09:57:05] Wordy [310/651] has challenged Shmegma [188/821] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:08:02 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/07/16 11:57:19] Wordy [281/651] has challenged Doodybot [169/988] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:07:02 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/07/16 12:57:25] Wordy [195/651] has challenged Anky [431/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:53:59 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/07/16 18:58:08] Bart [441/636] has challenged Wordy [571/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:45:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/07/16 21:58:27] Wordy [2/651] has challenged Anky [211/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:03:33 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/08/16 04:59:14] LordComac [277/567] has challenged Wordy [315/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:38 is added to LordComac's clock.
[12/08/16 05:11:18] Doody, Wordy, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/08/16 08:59:41] Shmegma [338/821] has challenged Wordy [488/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:03:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/08/16 09:59:49] Wordy [376/651] has challenged Shmegma [365/821] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:52:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/08/16 14:00:17] Wordy [98/651] has challenged dick [613/989] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:20:05 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/08/16 16:00:31] Anky [414/548] has challenged Wordy [461/651] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:15:11 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/08/16 21:19:46] Doodybot, Wordy, Anky, and LordComac have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/08/16 23:01:19] Wordy [454/651] has challenged Doodybot [396/988] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:08:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/09/16 00:01:26] Bart [446/636] has challenged Wordy [584/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:15:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/09/16 00:57:05] Doody, LordComac, and Wordy [1110/1713] have team battled Bart, Doodybot, and Uranus [402/1970] and won! 0 days, 21:18:08 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/16 02:30:57] Uranus, Bart, and LordComac [373/1549] have team battled Wordy, Anky, and Doodybot [395/2187] and lost! 0 days, 00:32:44 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/16 03:01:46] Wordy [636/651] has challenged dick [174/989] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:37:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/09/16 14:03:01] Wordy [524/651] has challenged Anky [199/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:52:38 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/09/16 15:35:08] LordComac, Doodybot, and Uranus [1067/1901] have team battled Doody, Wordy, and Bart [41/1782] and won! 0 days, 07:17:28 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/16 20:03:40] Doodybot [900/988] has challenged Wordy [54/651] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:30:12 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/10/16 00:04:07] Wordy [542/651] has challenged Doody [326/495] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:07:20 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/10/16 05:04:38] Wordy [198/651] has challenged dick [705/989] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:38:44 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/10/16 07:04:50] Wordy [167/651] has challenged Uranus [135/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:26:20 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/10/16 08:43:58] Bart, Anky, and LordComac [597/1751] have team battled Doodybot, Wordy, and Doody [2078/2134] and lost! 0 days, 02:35:47 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/16 09:05:04] Wordy [570/651] has challenged LordComac [20/567] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:23:54 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/10/16 12:05:23] Wordy [206/651] has challenged Doodybot [554/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:27:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/11/16 00:06:45] Wordy [106/651] has challenged Doody [304/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:19 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/11/16 01:06:52] Anky [442/548] has challenged Wordy [50/651] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:46:01 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/11/16 04:07:13] Wordy [35/651] has challenged Uranus [365/367] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:59 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/11/16 06:24:38] Wordy [631/651] has challenged dick [153/989] in combat and won! 11 days, 10:28:24 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/11/16 06:37:12] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and LordComac have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/11/16 11:08:01] Wordy [297/651] has challenged LordComac [140/567] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:48:44 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/11/16 12:08:07] Doody [374/495] has challenged Wordy [52/651] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:49:56 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/11/16 15:08:29] Wordy [573/651] has challenged dick [392/989] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:23:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/11/16 18:08:48] Doody [353/495] has challenged Wordy [439/651] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:05:33 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/11/16 22:09:14] Anky [480/548] has challenged Wordy [570/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:34:12 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/12/16 02:09:42] Wordy [167/651] has challenged Doodybot [454/988] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:49:37 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/12/16 02:36:50] Doody, Doodybot, Wordy, and LordComac have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/12/16 06:10:07] Wordy [166/651] has challenged Anky [455/548] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:33:56 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/12/16 11:10:42] Wordy [610/651] has challenged Uranus [148/367] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:25:02 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/12/16 12:10:48] Wordy [99/651] has challenged Uranus [325/367] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:48:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/12/16 14:11:01] Wordy [220/651] has challenged Doodybot [12/988] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:34:07 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/12/16 15:47:11] Doodybot, Wordy, Bart, and Uranus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/12/16 16:31:17] Wordy sharpened the edge of her weapon! Wordy's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/12/16 22:11:53] Doody [126/495] has challenged Wordy [368/666] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:00:02 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/12/16 23:12:00] Doodybot [587/988] has challenged Wordy [586/666] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:48:34 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/13/16 13:13:35] Wordy [333/666] has challenged LordComac [108/567] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:27:52 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/13/16 17:14:02] Wordy [250/666] has challenged Shmegma [584/826] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:45:58 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/13/16 23:14:44] Shmegma [429/826] has challenged Wordy [306/666] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:59:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/14/16 00:14:49] Doody [278/495] has challenged Wordy [381/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:41:03 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/14/16 06:15:30] Doodybot [471/988] has challenged Wordy [623/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:50:18 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/14/16 07:15:36] Wordy [514/666] has challenged Shmegma [683/826] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:25:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/14/16 11:16:02] Wordy [146/666] has challenged Anky [161/551] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:04:36 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/14/16 13:16:16] Wordy [307/666] has challenged dick [901/989] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:57:33 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/14/16 15:16:29] Anky [306/551] has challenged Wordy [303/666] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:46:49 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/14/16 18:05:41] Shmegma, LordComac, and Bart [731/2029] have team battled Wordy, Doody, and Doodybot [1859/2149] and lost! 0 days, 05:26:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/16 20:17:02] Wordy [506/666] has challenged Bart [340/636] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:29:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/14/16 21:17:09] Shmegma [263/826] has challenged Wordy [30/666] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:42:39 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/15/16 02:16:51] Doodybot, Bart, and Anky [1310/2175] have team battled Wordy, Doody, and Uranus [128/1538] and won! 0 days, 16:16:08 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/16 08:18:23] Wordy [127/666] has challenged Shmegma [341/826] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:26:53 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/15/16 08:41:14] Wordy slipped a mickey to Doody and stole her level 44 charm while they were passed out! Wordy leaves her old level 43 charm behind, which Doody then takes. Also Doody wakes up with a really sore asshole.
[12/15/16 08:42:17] Wordy [391/666] has cum upon Doody [524/562] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:37:28 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/15/16 10:18:36] Doody [253/562] has challenged Wordy [598/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:04:30 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/15/16 11:18:43] Wordy [61/666] has challenged Bart [615/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:05:15 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/15/16 12:18:51] Wordy [20/666] has challenged LordComac [322/567] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:09:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/15/16 16:19:17] Wordy [569/666] has challenged Shmegma [703/826] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:50:41 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/15/16 17:19:24] Doody [23/562] has challenged Wordy [38/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:04:14 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/15/16 20:19:43] Anky [493/495] has challenged Wordy [329/666] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:56:14 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/16/16 00:20:11] Doody [250/562] has challenged Wordy [610/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:09:20 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/16/16 03:15:41] Wordy grew a third nipple! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:55:00 towards level 67.
[12/16/16 05:57:11] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/16/16 10:32:18] Wordy slipped a mickey to Doody and stole her level 39 pair of boots while they were passed out! Wordy leaves her old level 38 pair of boots behind, which Doody then takes. Also Doody wakes up with a really sore asshole.
[12/16/16 13:21:40] Wordy [287/667] has challenged Uranus [158/377] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:35:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/16/16 14:21:46] Shmegma [189/826] has challenged Wordy [197/667] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:32:31 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/16/16 18:22:12] Wordy [342/667] has challenged Anky [168/495] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:28:54 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/16/16 21:22:33] Anky [102/495] has challenged Wordy [137/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:18 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/16/16 22:22:40] Anky [207/495] has challenged Wordy [362/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:00:58 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/16/16 23:22:46] Anky [175/495] has challenged Wordy [552/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:42:06 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/17/16 05:23:29] Wordy [270/667] has challenged Shmegma [277/826] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:51:17 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/17/16 09:23:54] Anky [25/495] has challenged Wordy [178/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:46:08 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/17/16 14:24:30] Shmegma [379/826] has challenged Wordy [52/667] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:50:20 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/17/16 15:24:38] Wordy [658/667] has challenged Doodybot [282/988] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:56:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/17/16 16:24:45] Wordy [19/667] has challenged Uranus [181/377] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:46:04 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/18/16 04:26:06] Wordy [10/667] has challenged Doody [422/554] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:39:05 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/18/16 05:26:13] Doodybot [945/994] has challenged Wordy [54/667] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:23:22 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/18/16 06:26:20] Wordy [484/667] has challenged dick [833/995] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:34:45 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/18/16 07:26:26] Wordy [359/667] has challenged LordComac [184/567] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:09:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/18/16 08:26:33] Wordy [611/667] has challenged Doodybot [947/994] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:18:32 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/18/16 09:26:40] Wordy [595/667] has challenged Uranus [355/373] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:39:07 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/18/16 16:27:26] Wordy [37/667] has challenged Anky [38/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:17:13 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/18/16 17:59:49] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Uranus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/19/16 00:28:25] Wordy [27/667] has challenged Bart [97/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:11:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/19/16 05:28:59] Wordy [191/667] has challenged LordComac [353/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:11:09 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/19/16 07:29:12] Wordy [136/667] has challenged Uranus [102/373] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:33:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/19/16 09:22:33] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Uranus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/19/16 09:23:25] Uranus [362/373] has cum upon Wordy [140/667] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 00:24:09 is removed from Uranus's clock.
[12/19/16 09:29:26] Wordy [353/667] has challenged Anky [46/495] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:28:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/19/16 14:30:02] LordComac [89/567] has challenged Wordy [567/667] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:56:01 is added to LordComac's clock.
[12/19/16 22:30:57] Wordy [94/667] has challenged Bart [365/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:46:34 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/20/16 08:47:35] Doody [150/554] has challenged Wordy [399/667] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:18:15 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/20/16 11:07:50] Anky [218/495] has challenged Wordy [646/667] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:30:46 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/20/16 13:32:40] Wordy [368/667] has challenged Bart [520/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:03:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/20/16 20:36:40] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 1 day, 17:13:47 toward level 67.
[12/20/16 21:33:36] Wordy [639/667] has challenged Doody [151/554] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:28 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/20/16 21:36:18] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Wordy in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 0 days, 02:37:48 from level 67.
[12/20/16 21:38:21] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Wordy in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 0 days, 06:54:45 from level 67.
[12/20/16 21:39:24] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 12:03:53 toward level 67.
[12/20/16 21:41:16] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 00:45:06 toward level 67.
[12/20/16 22:29:27] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 18:01:06 toward level 67.
[12/21/16 03:34:18] LordComac [510/567] has challenged Wordy [473/667] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:59:08 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[12/21/16 07:43:19] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 00:33:33 toward level 67.
[12/21/16 07:52:56] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 01:49:30 toward level 67.
[12/21/16 08:37:41] Wordy [531/667] has challenged Shmegma [971/1009] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:40:22 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/21/16 09:32:19] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Wordy in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 39 days, 22:18:41 from level 68.
[12/21/16 12:35:23] LordComac [389/574] has challenged Wordy [419/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:17:05 is added to LordComac's clock.
[12/21/16 12:58:20] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 51 days, 14:00:12 toward level 68.
[12/21/16 13:35:30] Bart [124/816] has challenged Wordy [498/667] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:11:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/21/16 14:35:37] Wordy [144/667] has challenged Anky [544/606] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:16:28 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/21/16 19:36:11] Doody [364/810] has challenged Wordy [643/667] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:51:18 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/21/16 20:36:18] Bart [452/816] has challenged Wordy [199/667] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:43:10 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/21/16 21:36:25] Shmegma [879/1009] has challenged Wordy [563/667] in combat and won! 11 days, 20:46:27 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/21/16 23:17:39] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Wordy in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 22 days, 07:34:56 from level 68.
[12/22/16 01:36:52] Wordy [604/667] has challenged dick [258/995] in combat and won! 15 days, 14:26:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/22/16 03:35:56] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/22/16 03:37:05] Wordy [235/667] has challenged LordComac [394/586] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:57:50 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/22/16 04:37:12] Wordy [459/667] has challenged Doody [19/810] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:16:04 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/22/16 07:27:46] Uranus, Wordy, and Doodybot [1097/2127] have team battled Shmegma, LordComac, and Anky [1640/2201] and lost! 0 days, 02:02:41 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/16 09:37:45] Doodybot [83/994] has challenged Wordy [273/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:34:04 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 12:31:24] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Wordy in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 15 days, 22:05:01 from level 68.
[12/22/16 13:08:43] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 38 days, 21:19:09 toward level 68.
[12/22/16 13:41:19] Shmegma [679/1171] has challenged Wordy [530/667] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:46:43 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 13:45:14] Shmegma [555/1171] has challenged Wordy [490/667] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:39:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 13:59:58] Shmegma [800/1175] has challenged Wordy [459/667] in combat and won! 13 days, 03:34:43 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 14:01:38] Shmegma [352/1193] has challenged Wordy [157/667] in combat and won! 13 days, 22:46:43 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 14:02:17] Shmegma [1150/1193] has challenged Wordy [389/667] in combat and won! 14 days, 02:37:07 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/31/16 22:14:23] Wordy [0/1] has challenged Bot [0/1] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:00:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/31/16 22:54:18] Wordy [4/13] has challenged Bot [11/13] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/31/16 23:29:58] Doody [9/23] has challenged Wordy [9/16] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:42 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/01/17 01:18:31] Bot [15/68] has challenged Wordy [6/33] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:03:05 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/01/17 02:09:28] Shmegma [6/47] has challenged Wordy [39/43] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/01/17 02:18:38] Doody [66/69] has challenged Wordy [9/43] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:03:34 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/01/17 04:12:47] Wordy [48/81] has challenged Shmegma [46/62] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:04:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/01/17 05:16:49] Wordy [83/85] has challenged dick [26/121] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:15:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/01/17 06:20:44] Wordy [33/100] has challenged Anky [20/77] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:06:29 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/01/17 09:34:26] Wordy [96/97] has challenged Doody [14/137] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:08:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/01/17 11:22:42] Bot [85/125] has challenged Wordy [12/97] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:10:07 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/01/17 19:49:15] squirtingbuffalo, Bart, and Wordy [38/358] have team battled Doody, Anky, and Shmegma [347/462] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:39 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/17 02:26:51] Anky [124/146] has challenged Wordy [94/134] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:18:19 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/02/17 03:31:25] Bot [140/171] has challenged Wordy [106/134] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:21:15 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/02/17 14:06:16] Bot [65/206] has challenged Wordy [89/143] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/02/17 15:02:53] Wordy [133/155] has challenged Shmegma [63/193] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/02/17 15:27:56] Doody [212/214] has challenged Wordy [103/155] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/02/17 21:23:03] Wordy [154/171] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [3/184] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/03/17 04:44:00] Wordy [148/171] has challenged Bot [112/216] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/03/17 13:15:31] Wordy [28/171] has challenged dick [216/254] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/03/17 13:39:15] squirtingbuffalo [28/220] has challenged Wordy [112/171] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/04/17 00:57:19] Wordy [135/193] has challenged dick [210/291] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/04/17 14:31:25] Wordy [191/202] has challenged dick [169/297] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:51:41 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/04/17 23:01:40] Wordy found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:11 towards level 31.
[01/04/17 23:48:37] Wordy discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:30 towards level 31.
[01/05/17 01:30:34] Wordy [4/207] has challenged Bart [24/240] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/05/17 03:25:39] Bot [13/240] has challenged Wordy [204/207] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/05/17 09:17:58] Anky, Shmegma, and Bart [516/759] have team battled Bot, Wordy, and Doody [425/745] and won! 0 days, 01:16:23 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/17 15:36:14] Wordy died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:26:23 from level 32.
[01/05/17 19:42:30] Wordy [192/227] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [2/251] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/05/17 20:47:28] Bot [79/273] has challenged Wordy [177/227] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/06/17 12:23:56] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 00:05:50 toward level 33.
[01/06/17 13:31:00] Wordy [167/243] has challenged Doody [364/366] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/06/17 18:45:35] Bot [24/275] has challenged Wordy [130/243] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/06/17 23:22:25] Bart [94/261] has challenged Wordy [161/243] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/07/17 09:41:08] Doody [159/386] has challenged Wordy [94/243] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/07/17 13:24:51] Wordy [207/279] has challenged Doody [42/386] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/07/17 13:24:51] Wordy has dealt Doody a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:01:30 is added to Doody's clock.
[01/07/17 17:09:05] squirtingbuffalo, Doody, and Bot [513/968] have team battled Anky, Wordy, and Bart [580/817] and lost! 0 days, 00:18:04 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/17 13:14:55] Wordy [209/288] has challenged Bot [112/275] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:24:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/08/17 16:07:23] Shmegma [103/280] has challenged Wordy [118/288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/09/17 07:09:27] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 02:43:37 toward level 36.
[01/09/17 10:35:08] Wordy found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:21 towards level 36.
[01/09/17 13:50:52] Wordy [308/322] has challenged Shmegma [59/280] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/09/17 15:52:24] Bot [289/304] has cum upon Wordy [21/322] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 01:11:23 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/10/17 00:16:46] Shmegma [49/280] has challenged Wordy [122/322] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/10/17 06:30:16] Wordy found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:23:14 towards level 37.
[01/10/17 20:40:28] Wordy [207/393] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [102/351] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:38:22 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/11/17 16:13:09] Anky [103/291] has challenged Wordy [213/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Anky's clock.
[01/11/17 20:34:27] Bot [263/310] has challenged Wordy [174/393] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:38:22 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/11/17 20:52:17] Bart [311/315] has challenged Wordy [12/393] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:38:22 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/11/17 20:52:17] In the lemon party, Wordy dropped her level 34 pair of gloves! Bart picks it up, tossing her old level 27 pair of gloves to Wordy.
[01/12/17 09:28:26] Wordy [204/417] has challenged Anky [165/284] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/13/17 04:03:22] Bot [163/324] has challenged Wordy [60/417] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:18 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/13/17 04:20:42] Wordy bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:44 towards level 39.
[01/14/17 03:06:20] Wordy [230/417] has challenged Bot [66/324] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/14/17 09:50:24] Bot [83/324] has cum upon Wordy [254/417] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:14:47 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/14/17 13:36:46] Wordy sharpened the edge of her weapon! Wordy's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/14/17 19:11:02] squirtingbuffalo [253/371] has challenged Wordy [262/421] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/15/17 01:09:38] Shmegma [189/278] has challenged Wordy [208/421] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/15/17 11:36:25] Wordy found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:15 towards level 40.
[01/16/17 01:51:22] Bot [72/324] has cum upon Wordy [256/421] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:32:23 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/16/17 01:51:31] Bot [142/324] has cum upon Wordy [269/421] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:47:14 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/16/17 03:36:06] Wordy [78/423] has challenged dick [304/472] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/16/17 20:51:49] Anky [108/308] has challenged Wordy [351/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to Anky's clock.
[01/17/17 18:56:00] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/18/17 18:17:45] Wordy [397/423] has challenged Anky [23/308] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/19/17 07:16:44] Wordy was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:18:17 from level 42.
[01/19/17 11:39:35] Bart [179/352] has challenged Wordy [33/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/19/17 19:19:41] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/19/17 19:19:47] Wordy [172/423] has cum upon Bart [351/352] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:25:06 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/20/17 03:05:26] Doody [211/398] has challenged Wordy [254/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Doody's clock.
[01/21/17 09:11:38] Wordy [300/438] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [69/371] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/21/17 09:11:38] Wordy has dealt squirtingbuffalo a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:31:03 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/22/17 10:45:53] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/23/17 07:34:41] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/23/17 11:21:22] Bot [186/335] has challenged Wordy [36/435] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/23/17 20:34:58] Wordy [357/442] has challenged Bot [204/335] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:51:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/24/17 00:21:36] Bot, Shmegma, and Doody [1124/1137] have team battled Anky, Bart, and Wordy [116/1116] and won! 0 days, 05:46:10 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/17 06:39:56] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/24/17 12:02:51] Wordy [16/442] has cum upon Bart [340/349] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:44:57 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/25/17 02:07:12] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/25/17 14:07:34] Wordy discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:01 towards level 44.
[01/25/17 16:21:25] Wordy grew a third nipple! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:28 towards level 44.
[01/25/17 22:56:25] Shmegma [250/402] has cum upon Wordy [342/442] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:26:31 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/26/17 08:45:17] Wordy [42/442] has challenged dick [295/493] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/27/17 15:31:15] Wordy hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:23:38 towards level 45.
[01/28/17 13:37:42] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/29/17 01:41:21] Wordy bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:24:09 towards level 45.
[01/29/17 11:00:26] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/29/17 12:57:24] squirtingbuffalo [317/383] has cum upon Wordy [259/442] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 06:41:53 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/29/17 15:43:18] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 00:27:02 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[01/30/17 03:26:10] Wordy [229/454] has challenged dick [75/506] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:30:53 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/30/17 10:26:35] Anky, Bot, and Shmegma [341/1078] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Bart, and Wordy [1109/1186] and lost! 0 days, 03:58:03 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/17 11:22:53] Wordy discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:53:12 towards level 46.
[01/31/17 14:46:09] Wordy [59/454] has challenged Bart [220/349] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:38:41 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/31/17 18:46:35] Wordy [393/454] has challenged Doody [204/411] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:22:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/31/17 19:46:42] Wordy [133/454] has challenged Doody [90/411] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:26:54 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/31/17 21:46:55] Wordy [2/454] has challenged Doody [333/411] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:30:42 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/31/17 22:47:01] Anky [163/349] has challenged Wordy [73/454] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:19:54 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/01/17 00:47:13] Wordy [19/454] has challenged Bart [191/349] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:32:50 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/01/17 04:47:41] Bart [265/349] has challenged Wordy [17/454] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:08:24 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/01/17 05:47:48] Wordy [261/454] has challenged Anky [305/349] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:26:41 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/01/17 06:16:06] Wordy started shitting dicknipples. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:15:44 from level 46.
[02/01/17 06:47:54] Wordy [219/454] has challenged Anky [223/349] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:03:15 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/01/17 09:48:15] Wordy [16/454] has challenged Shmegma [231/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:07:39 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/01/17 11:48:28] Shmegma [271/410] has challenged Wordy [258/454] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:57:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/01/17 13:48:43] Wordy [398/454] has challenged Shmegma [92/410] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:29:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/01/17 15:56:43] Bot [71/340] has challenged Wordy [222/454] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/01/17 17:49:10] Wordy [3/454] has challenged Shmegma [328/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:24:02 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/01/17 19:49:23] Bart [46/349] has challenged Wordy [33/454] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:55:53 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/01/17 22:17:37] Wordy, Anky, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/01/17 22:21:10] Bot [22/340] has cum upon Wordy [440/454] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:06:35 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/02/17 07:50:46] Wordy [36/454] has challenged Doody [28/411] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:52:06 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/02/17 08:49:50] Wordy [448/454] has cum upon Doody [219/411] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 02:26:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/02/17 10:51:08] Shmegma [346/410] has challenged Wordy [180/454] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:38:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/02/17 10:51:08] In the lemon party, Wordy dropped her level 65 ring! Shmegma picks it up, tossing her old level 35 ring to Wordy.
[02/02/17 16:51:46] Wordy [188/427] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [190/383] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:20 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/02/17 20:52:12] Wordy [170/427] has challenged Doody [17/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:56:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/02/17 22:52:27] Bart [117/349] has challenged Wordy [310/427] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:32:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/02/17 23:52:34] Wordy [202/427] has challenged Bart [20/349] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:30:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/03/17 02:58:10] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/03/17 03:43:47] Wordy [123/427] has challenged Bart [190/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/03/17 05:53:15] Wordy [386/427] has challenged Bot [338/351] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:51:47 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/03/17 15:54:20] Wordy [394/427] has challenged Doody [27/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:47:46 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/04/17 00:55:17] squirtingbuffalo [236/383] has challenged Wordy [367/427] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:59:30 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/04/17 04:49:27] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Wordy in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 3 days, 05:57:43 from level 47.
[02/04/17 05:19:28] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/04/17 09:56:16] Wordy [296/427] has challenged Bot [163/351] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:41:38 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/04/17 09:56:16] Wordy has dealt Bot a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:06:19 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/04/17 10:56:23] Wordy [335/427] has challenged Doody [430/440] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:15:07 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/04/17 15:56:56] Shmegma [271/425] has challenged Wordy [155/427] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:09:55 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/04/17 18:59:36] Wordy found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:26:48 towards level 47.
[02/04/17 23:57:50] Wordy [58/427] has challenged Shmegma [132/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:15:23 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/05/17 06:23:42] Wordy EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:18:51 from level 47.
[02/05/17 07:11:00] Bart, Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/05/17 12:56:40] Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Doody [542/1248] have team battled Wordy, Anky, and Bot [176/1149] and won! 0 days, 10:46:06 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/17 12:59:19] Shmegma [150/425] has challenged Wordy [70/427] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:43:59 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/05/17 17:16:54] Doody, Anky, and Wordy [853/1238] have team battled Bart, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo [150/1146] and won! 0 days, 09:41:39 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/17 22:00:18] Wordy [274/427] has challenged Doody [0/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:27:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/05/17 22:00:57] squirtingbuffalo [32/383] has cum upon Wordy [139/427] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:00:05 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/05/17 22:20:39] Bart [89/338] has challenged Wordy [213/427] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/06/17 03:00:52] Doody [2/440] has challenged Wordy [190/427] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:09:18 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/06/17 07:01:21] Shmegma [78/425] has challenged Wordy [161/427] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:05 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/06/17 08:01:27] squirtingbuffalo [364/383] has challenged Wordy [11/427] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:37:38 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/06/17 10:01:41] Wordy [413/427] has challenged Shmegma [257/425] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:25:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/06/17 11:03:29] squirtingbuffalo, Anky, and Wordy [339/1181] have team battled Shmegma, Bot, and Bart [366/1114] and lost! 0 days, 03:03:23 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/17 14:02:07] Wordy [17/427] has challenged Shmegma [402/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:30 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/06/17 22:03:03] Bart [65/338] has challenged Wordy [327/427] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:35:50 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/07/17 03:03:36] Doody [363/440] has challenged Wordy [134/427] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:29:01 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/07/17 06:03:55] squirtingbuffalo [153/383] has challenged Wordy [256/427] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:16 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/07/17 07:04:02] Bart [306/338] has challenged Wordy [105/427] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:10:43 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/07/17 08:04:08] Wordy [180/427] has challenged Shmegma [155/445] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:07:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/07/17 09:04:14] Wordy [151/427] has challenged Anky [257/377] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:07:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/07/17 10:07:54] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/07/17 13:04:40] Doody [254/440] has challenged Wordy [59/427] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:05:07 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/07/17 14:04:47] Wordy [0/427] has challenged dick [132/476] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:22 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/07/17 17:05:07] squirtingbuffalo [103/383] has challenged Wordy [244/427] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:23:34 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/07/17 19:05:20] Wordy [401/427] has challenged Doody [293/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:26:41 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/07/17 20:50:20] Anky, Bot, and squirtingbuffalo [271/1111] have team battled Bart, Wordy, and Shmegma [1207/1210] and lost! 0 days, 03:30:28 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/17 22:05:40] Anky [360/377] has challenged Wordy [48/427] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:50:18 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/07/17 22:41:14] Wordy [360/427] has challenged Shmegma [75/445] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/08/17 02:23:44] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/08/17 03:06:12] Shmegma [92/445] has challenged Wordy [3/427] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:16:08 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/08/17 03:12:22] Wordy sharpened the edge of her weapon! Wordy's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/08/17 05:36:15] squirtingbuffalo [3/383] has cum upon Wordy [231/432] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:44:47 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/08/17 09:06:54] Bot [139/351] has challenged Wordy [381/432] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:11:43 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/08/17 12:07:14] Wordy [431/432] has challenged dick [320/502] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:18:51 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/08/17 14:07:27] Doody [184/501] has challenged Wordy [191/432] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:30:25 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/08/17 20:08:03] Wordy [211/432] has challenged Anky [87/377] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:29:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/08/17 22:04:26] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/08/17 22:08:18] Doody [15/501] has challenged Wordy [304/432] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:06:03 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/09/17 04:24:14] Wordy was gang raped at a Furry convention. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:03:51 from level 48.
[02/09/17 06:32:34] Bart, Anky, and Doody [238/1216] have team battled Bot, Shmegma, and Wordy [548/1228] and lost! 0 days, 10:03:13 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/17 17:10:25] Wordy [7/432] has challenged dick [493/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:24:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/09/17 17:29:33] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/09/17 18:02:46] Anky [366/377] has cum upon Wordy [147/432] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 05:48:38 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/09/17 18:10:32] Wordy [392/432] has challenged Bart [63/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:59:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/09/17 22:10:59] Wordy [53/432] has challenged Anky [303/377] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:24:47 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/09/17 23:07:56] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 09:54:45 toward level 48.
[02/10/17 00:11:13] Wordy [369/432] has challenged dick [173/502] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:56:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/10/17 02:11:26] Wordy [4/432] has challenged Anky [137/377] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:07 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/10/17 03:11:33] Wordy [329/432] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [392/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:36 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/10/17 04:11:39] Wordy [161/432] has challenged Bart [286/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/10/17 09:36:10] squirtingbuffalo [182/410] has cum upon Wordy [59/432] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 06:54:07 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/10/17 10:58:48] Wordy [367/656] has challenged Bot [113/351] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:45:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/10/17 12:12:32] Wordy [536/656] has challenged Bart [116/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:07:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/10/17 16:44:28] Shmegma [269/445] has challenged Wordy [570/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:00:24 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/10/17 23:45:18] Wordy [35/656] has challenged Shmegma [144/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:35:35 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/11/17 00:45:25] Wordy [167/656] has challenged Bot [22/351] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:42:05 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/11/17 00:45:25] Wordy has dealt Bot a Critical Strike! 0 days, 16:34:10 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/11/17 04:45:51] squirtingbuffalo [153/410] has challenged Wordy [374/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:01 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/11/17 05:45:58] Wordy [464/656] has challenged Bot [186/351] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:12:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/11/17 07:24:06] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/11/17 10:33:38] squirtingbuffalo [64/410] has cum upon Wordy [597/656] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:09:53 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/11/17 10:46:31] squirtingbuffalo [151/410] has challenged Wordy [216/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:40 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/12/17 02:48:18] Wordy [490/656] has challenged Bot [117/351] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:52:44 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/12/17 03:28:50] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/12/17 03:35:05] Wordy [433/656] has cum upon Doody [180/501] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 05:11:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/12/17 03:40:51] Wordy [101/656] has cum upon Doody [185/501] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:56:01 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/12/17 04:48:31] Wordy [105/656] has challenged Doody [390/501] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:03:36 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/12/17 07:48:51] Wordy [148/656] has challenged Shmegma [124/445] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:15:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/12/17 08:58:15] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 08:35:36 toward level 49.
[02/12/17 14:58:04] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 00:40:59 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[02/12/17 16:49:52] Wordy [344/656] has challenged Anky [84/377] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:35:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/12/17 18:50:06] Wordy [119/656] has challenged Shmegma [257/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:11:23 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/12/17 20:50:18] Wordy [154/656] has challenged Bot [296/351] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:07:58 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/12/17 22:50:33] Wordy [598/656] has challenged Shmegma [19/445] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:50:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/13/17 05:05:46] Shmegma [339/445] has cum upon Wordy [243/656] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 02:12:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/13/17 06:58:37] Wordy had a hot threesome! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:57 towards level 49.
[02/13/17 13:52:45] Wordy [120/659] has challenged Anky [4/401] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:48:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/13/17 20:53:03] Bot [56/327] has challenged Wordy [594/659] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:53:49 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/14/17 07:54:16] Wordy [7/659] has challenged Anky [345/401] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:31:29 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/14/17 08:54:22] Wordy [411/659] has challenged Bart [123/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:37:51 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/14/17 13:54:57] Wordy [582/659] has challenged dick [57/734] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:37:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/14/17 15:26:12] Wordy, Bart, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/15/17 01:56:17] Wordy [197/659] has challenged Bot [22/327] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:45:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/15/17 03:56:31] Wordy [236/659] has challenged dick [58/734] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:00:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/15/17 04:56:37] Anky [55/401] has challenged Wordy [29/659] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:01:39 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/15/17 06:17:10] Bot [166/443] has challenged Wordy [203/659] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/15/17 09:57:11] Shmegma [636/683] has challenged Wordy [314/659] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:18:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/15/17 10:57:17] Shmegma [576/683] has challenged Wordy [549/659] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:39:54 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/16/17 03:59:09] Wordy [114/659] has challenged Shmegma [524/683] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:04:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/16/17 04:29:54] Wordy got kicked right in the snatch. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:11:17 from level 50.
[02/16/17 05:04:25] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/16/17 05:59:22] Shmegma [551/683] has challenged Wordy [253/659] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:58:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/16/17 06:59:29] Wordy [261/659] has challenged Anky [216/401] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:16:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/16/17 07:59:35] Shmegma [443/683] has challenged Wordy [554/659] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:55:41 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/16/17 08:59:42] Anky [152/401] has challenged Wordy [649/659] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:01:32 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/16/17 13:51:27] Wordy bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:43:04 towards level 50.
[02/17/17 00:01:22] Shmegma [271/683] has challenged Wordy [310/659] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:01:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/17/17 00:50:13] Wordy, Anky, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/17/17 05:01:58] Wordy [83/659] has challenged dick [516/734] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:07 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/17/17 09:56:31] Shmegma [652/683] has cum upon Wordy [59/659] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 02:31:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/17/17 10:02:31] Anky [367/402] has challenged Wordy [399/659] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:38:32 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/17/17 10:11:21] Wordy [504/659] has challenged dick [713/734] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:50:42 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/17/17 13:02:52] squirtingbuffalo [275/410] has challenged Wordy [356/659] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:04:37 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/17/17 16:03:13] Wordy [367/659] has challenged Shmegma [203/683] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:03:06 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/17/17 17:54:18] Wordy discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:37:39 towards level 51.
[02/17/17 20:03:39] Wordy [202/659] has challenged dick [1/734] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:20:56 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/17/17 20:50:28] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/18/17 02:04:21] Wordy [413/659] has challenged Doody [222/503] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:20:51 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/18/17 02:04:21] Wordy has dealt Doody a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:09:33 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/18/17 03:04:27] Anky [123/402] has challenged Wordy [271/659] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:25:49 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/18/17 04:04:35] Doody [473/503] has challenged Wordy [169/659] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:18:48 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/18/17 06:04:47] Wordy [549/659] has challenged dick [477/734] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:10:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/18/17 07:04:54] Bot [340/458] has challenged Wordy [139/659] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:30:10 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/18/17 09:05:08] Doody [303/503] has challenged Wordy [75/659] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:35:40 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/18/17 10:05:14] Wordy [512/659] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [323/410] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:38:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/18/17 10:05:14] Wordy has dealt squirtingbuffalo a Critical Strike! 1 day, 18:52:36 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/18/17 12:05:28] Bot [119/458] has challenged Wordy [77/659] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:32:48 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/18/17 14:05:41] squirtingbuffalo [355/410] has challenged Wordy [352/659] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:44:39 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/18/17 19:06:14] Wordy [623/659] has challenged Bart [219/339] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:17:02 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/18/17 22:10:57] Doody, Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/18/17 22:11:00] squirtingbuffalo [342/410] has cum upon Wordy [484/659] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:26:32 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/18/17 23:06:43] Wordy [12/659] has challenged Anky [362/402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:57:45 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/19/17 06:07:30] Wordy [142/659] has challenged Bart [42/339] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:35:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/19/17 06:32:36] Wordy fell, chipping the stone in her amulet! Wordy's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/19/17 17:49:29] Shmegma, Anky, and Bot [135/1582] have team battled Bart, Doody, and Wordy [539/1490] and lost! 0 days, 00:45:30 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/17 18:29:10] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/20/17 00:09:33] Doody [288/518] has challenged Wordy [602/648] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:46:49 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/20/17 07:58:05] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 00:54:09 toward level 51.
[02/20/17 09:10:31] Wordy [599/648] has challenged Anky [178/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:02:51 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/20/17 09:31:30] Wordy [576/648] has challenged Bart [136/339] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:45:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/20/17 09:33:27] Anky, Wordy, and Shmegma [118/1775] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Bot, and Doody [511/1395] and lost! 0 days, 10:28:11 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/17 11:10:44] squirtingbuffalo [224/410] has challenged Wordy [432/648] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:24:57 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/20/17 13:05:32] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/20/17 16:11:16] Wordy [385/648] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [362/410] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:49:53 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/20/17 17:11:24] squirtingbuffalo [150/410] has challenged Wordy [535/648] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:44 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/20/17 20:47:32] Wordy reinforced her shield with a dragon's scales! Wordy's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/20/17 21:11:50] Bot [177/467] has challenged Wordy [186/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:19:47 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/20/17 22:11:56] Wordy [36/650] has challenged Doody [255/518] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:50:22 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/21/17 01:12:16] Wordy [33/650] has challenged Anky [252/402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:31:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/21/17 04:12:36] Wordy [527/650] has challenged Shmegma [569/725] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:15:51 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/21/17 07:12:55] Wordy [539/650] has challenged Bot [446/467] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:48:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/21/17 08:13:02] Bot [416/467] has challenged Wordy [263/650] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:05:30 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/21/17 14:13:41] squirtingbuffalo [316/406] has challenged Wordy [341/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:13 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/21/17 15:13:48] Wordy [196/650] has challenged Shmegma [554/725] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:41:06 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/21/17 16:13:54] Anky [357/402] has challenged Wordy [267/650] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:15:10 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/21/17 17:14:02] Bot [169/467] has challenged Wordy [563/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:47:31 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/21/17 18:14:09] Doody [132/518] has challenged Wordy [541/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:26:35 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/21/17 19:14:15] Bart [17/339] has challenged Wordy [156/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:47:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/21/17 23:14:42] Wordy [272/650] has challenged Bot [212/467] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:18:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/22/17 13:43:42] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/22/17 16:16:35] Wordy [598/650] has challenged Bart [310/339] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:06:46 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/22/17 19:16:54] Wordy [409/650] has challenged Bart [73/339] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:10:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/22/17 20:43:55] squirtingbuffalo [296/406] has challenged Wordy [626/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/23/17 06:18:09] Wordy [505/650] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [92/406] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:30:53 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/23/17 10:18:35] Wordy [485/650] has challenged Bot [326/467] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:00:44 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/23/17 12:18:49] Doody [145/518] has challenged Wordy [423/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:01:24 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/23/17 13:18:56] Shmegma [442/764] has challenged Wordy [626/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:24 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/23/17 13:51:00] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/23/17 15:07:22] Shmegma [211/764] has cum upon Wordy [569/650] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:01:16 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/23/17 15:19:09] Wordy [259/650] has challenged Bot [263/484] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:39 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/24/17 03:35:45] Bart [161/351] has challenged Wordy [353/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/24/17 07:20:54] Bot [17/502] has challenged Wordy [310/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:39:01 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/24/17 09:53:41] Wordy, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/24/17 10:21:13] squirtingbuffalo [333/406] has challenged Wordy [131/650] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:43:12 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/24/17 12:21:28] Wordy [216/650] has challenged Shmegma [235/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:13 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/24/17 14:49:56] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 06:58:38 toward level 52.
[02/24/17 16:21:51] Wordy [168/650] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [146/406] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:07:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/24/17 17:17:12] Wordy [380/650] has challenged Bart [170/354] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:57:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/24/17 18:22:05] Wordy [165/650] has challenged Bot [335/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:00:17 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/24/17 20:22:18] Bart [217/354] has challenged Wordy [76/650] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:25:16 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/24/17 20:35:07] Wordy got his dick stuck in a hoover!. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:28:17 from level 53.
[02/24/17 21:22:24] Doody [25/507] has challenged Wordy [588/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:23:09 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/24/17 22:22:31] squirtingbuffalo [20/406] has challenged Wordy [234/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:52:03 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/24/17 23:22:38] Wordy [419/650] has challenged Doody [118/507] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:41:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/24/17 23:22:38] Wordy has dealt Doody a Critical Strike! 1 day, 10:03:26 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/25/17 01:22:52] squirtingbuffalo [34/406] has challenged Wordy [92/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:04 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/25/17 04:23:11] Bart [315/354] has challenged Wordy [434/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:33:50 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/25/17 05:38:44] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/25/17 12:24:06] Wordy [43/650] has challenged Bart [313/354] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:01:11 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/25/17 14:24:19] Wordy [554/650] has challenged Shmegma [101/739] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:34:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/25/17 17:24:39] squirtingbuffalo [288/406] has challenged Wordy [98/650] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:45:38 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/25/17 20:24:59] Anky [249/405] has challenged Wordy [520/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:42:23 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/25/17 22:25:12] Wordy [347/650] has challenged Shmegma [276/739] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:25:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/26/17 03:25:48] Wordy [119/650] has challenged Anky [296/405] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:01:45 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/26/17 06:26:09] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/26/17 13:26:58] Wordy [454/650] has challenged Bot [134/502] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:26:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/26/17 14:27:03] Doody [46/507] has challenged Wordy [126/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:36:04 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/26/17 15:08:17] Shmegma, Bart, and Anky [1423/1529] have team battled Wordy, Doody, and Bot [1161/1659] and won! 0 days, 15:50:05 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/17 19:27:37] Doody [240/507] has challenged Wordy [356/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:52:58 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/26/17 21:27:50] Wordy [415/650] has challenged Doody [230/507] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:37:20 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/27/17 04:28:37] Wordy [635/650] has challenged Doody [245/507] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:15:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/27/17 06:11:28] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Anky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/27/17 06:38:19] Wordy [22/650] has cum upon Doody [69/507] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:49:52 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/27/17 08:29:05] Anky [33/405] has challenged Wordy [609/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:37:54 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/27/17 09:29:13] Wordy [172/650] has challenged Shmegma [565/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:53:59 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/27/17 10:29:19] squirtingbuffalo [264/406] has challenged Wordy [504/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:30:35 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/27/17 11:47:28] Bart [341/385] has cum upon Wordy [171/650] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 07:18:28 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/27/17 15:29:53] Wordy [592/650] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [66/406] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:25:56 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/27/17 18:30:15] Bot [484/502] has challenged Wordy [609/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:09:13 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/27/17 23:30:50] Wordy [210/650] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [342/406] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:44:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/28/17 00:01:44] squirtingbuffalo [79/406] has cum upon Wordy [117/650] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:57:08 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/28/17 12:06:32] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/28/17 15:37:50] squirtingbuffalo, Doody, and Wordy [629/1570] have team battled Anky, Bart, and Shmegma [1454/1529] and lost! 0 days, 03:41:26 is added to their clocks.
[03/01/17 04:27:50] Wordy tamed a wild horse and taught it to fuck other irpg players! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:51 towards level 53.
[03/01/17 08:13:48] Wordy got AIDS from a hobowars hookup. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:13:50 from level 53.
[03/01/17 10:59:51] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/01/17 11:34:55] Wordy [435/650] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [39/413] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:07:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/01/17 12:26:16] Wordy [408/679] has challenged Anky [508/534] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/01/17 17:35:38] Shmegma [102/739] has challenged Wordy [276/679] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:37:35 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/01/17 20:35:59] Wordy [98/679] has challenged Bart [242/385] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:58:57 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/01/17 22:14:30] Wordy stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:51:04 towards level 54.
[03/02/17 02:36:39] Wordy [261/679] has challenged Doody [470/496] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:43:51 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/02/17 05:37:01] Wordy [240/679] has challenged Bot [27/502] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:00:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/02/17 10:37:36] Doody [321/496] has challenged Wordy [59/679] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:21:28 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/02/17 13:04:41] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/02/17 13:08:54] Shmegma [268/739] has cum upon Wordy [283/679] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:56:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/02/17 14:38:05] Wordy [52/679] has challenged Bart [301/396] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:03:45 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/02/17 16:38:17] Bot [516/533] has challenged Wordy [185/679] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:58:22 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/02/17 17:38:24] Wordy [549/679] has challenged Bot [48/533] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:16:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/02/17 22:38:58] Wordy [442/679] has challenged Anky [238/534] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:04:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/03/17 06:39:53] Wordy [632/679] has challenged Anky [364/534] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:08:56 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/03/17 07:20:46] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Anky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/03/17 07:40:00] Wordy [259/679] has challenged Bart [151/396] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:28:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/03/17 09:40:13] Wordy [553/679] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [83/399] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:01:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/03/17 12:40:33] Wordy [95/679] has challenged Doody [322/496] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:48 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/03/17 14:40:46] Shmegma [728/739] has challenged Wordy [306/679] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:49:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/03/17 15:40:53] Wordy [277/679] has challenged Shmegma [736/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:21:50 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/03/17 22:41:38] Bart [372/396] has challenged Wordy [82/679] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:12:32 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/04/17 03:42:14] Wordy [221/679] has challenged Bart [262/396] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:06:28 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/04/17 05:42:26] squirtingbuffalo [169/399] has challenged Wordy [342/679] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:49:04 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/04/17 06:42:34] Bart [115/396] has challenged Wordy [347/679] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:32:56 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/04/17 08:42:46] Wordy [241/679] has challenged Anky [20/534] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:16:16 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/04/17 09:12:49] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/04/17 11:43:06] Doody [97/496] has challenged Wordy [661/679] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:02:05 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/04/17 12:43:14] Wordy [340/679] has challenged Doody [222/496] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:57:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/04/17 16:01:28] Wordy tamed a wild horse and taught it to fuck other irpg players! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:14:06 towards level 54.
[03/04/17 19:44:01] Doody [448/496] has challenged Wordy [662/679] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:38 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/04/17 20:44:08] Wordy [284/679] has challenged Bot [279/533] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:10:07 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/04/17 22:44:22] Bart [360/396] has challenged Wordy [507/679] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:22:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/05/17 06:01:16] Bot, Wordy, and squirtingbuffalo [206/1611] have team battled Doody, Shmegma, and Bart [1762/1780] and lost! 0 days, 07:11:25 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/17 06:45:11] Wordy [633/679] has challenged Bot [144/533] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:05:21 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/05/17 08:45:24] Wordy [275/679] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [85/399] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:14:17 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/05/17 13:45:58] Wordy [223/679] has challenged dick [567/756] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:36:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/05/17 15:46:12] Shmegma [545/739] has challenged Wordy [135/679] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:26:29 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/05/17 16:38:42] Wordy was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:34:47 towards level 54.
[03/06/17 05:47:47] Wordy [115/679] has challenged Doody [559/642] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:16 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/06/17 05:50:54] squirtingbuffalo, Bart, and Wordy [1074/1474] have team battled Doody, Bot, and Shmegma [1678/1914] and lost! 0 days, 02:08:38 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/17 06:48:01] Doody, Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/06/17 12:48:35] Wordy [32/679] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [349/399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:16 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/06/17 15:48:56] Anky [479/555] has challenged Wordy [87/679] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:04:23 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/06/17 15:56:17] Wordy [372/706] has challenged dick [677/786] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:25:02 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/06/17 19:49:23] Wordy [188/706] has challenged Doody [498/642] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:32:58 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/06/17 20:49:30] Bart [310/396] has challenged Wordy [416/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:54:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/06/17 23:49:50] Bot [338/533] has challenged Wordy [92/706] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:05:25 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/07/17 01:55:05] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/07/17 06:50:38] Bart [102/396] has challenged Wordy [594/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:01:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/07/17 09:50:58] Bart [144/396] has challenged Wordy [616/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:33:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/07/17 10:51:04] Wordy [453/706] has challenged dick [303/786] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:41:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/07/17 19:52:05] Wordy [1/706] has challenged Bot [385/533] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:21:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/07/17 20:52:11] Doody [641/642] has challenged Wordy [624/706] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:51:27 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/07/17 21:52:18] Wordy [489/706] has challenged Bart [340/396] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:36:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/08/17 01:52:44] Shmegma [737/739] has challenged Wordy [576/706] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:05:10 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/08/17 01:57:14] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/08/17 03:52:57] Wordy [583/706] has challenged Bart [86/396] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:31:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/08/17 03:52:57] Wordy has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:20:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/08/17 06:53:20] Wordy [236/706] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [379/399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:55:07 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/08/17 07:33:22] Anky [281/732] has challenged Wordy [117/706] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:42:31 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/08/17 07:53:27] Doody [360/642] has challenged Wordy [656/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:39:39 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/08/17 13:54:11] Wordy [14/706] has challenged Shmegma [126/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:44:49 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/08/17 15:54:24] Wordy [699/706] has challenged Doody [447/642] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:48:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/08/17 16:54:32] Wordy [686/706] has challenged Doody [267/642] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:28:20 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/08/17 18:54:47] Doody [359/642] has challenged Wordy [540/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:51:40 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/08/17 19:54:53] Wordy [167/706] has challenged Bot [154/533] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:59:10 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/08/17 20:55:00] Bot [440/533] has challenged Wordy [499/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:50:14 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/08/17 22:55:14] squirtingbuffalo [25/399] has challenged Wordy [643/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:24:22 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/08/17 23:55:21] Wordy [300/706] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [176/399] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:36:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/09/17 03:55:47] Wordy [700/706] has challenged Doody [498/642] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:27:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/09/17 05:56:01] Wordy [243/706] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [359/399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:17:00 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/09/17 06:56:08] Doody [174/642] has challenged Wordy [174/706] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:37:28 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/09/17 07:56:15] Wordy [623/706] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [376/399] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:12:46 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/09/17 08:56:22] Wordy [273/706] has challenged dick [516/786] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:24:41 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/09/17 09:49:16] Wordy got hooked on meth . This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:15:52 from level 55.
[03/09/17 09:56:29] Doody [204/642] has challenged Wordy [467/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:25:28 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/09/17 14:57:01] Wordy [306/706] has challenged dick [758/786] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:46:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/09/17 16:49:52] Doody, Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/09/17 16:57:14] squirtingbuffalo [381/399] has challenged Wordy [94/706] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:14:30 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/09/17 23:04:44] Wordy [225/706] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [328/399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:41:36 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/10/17 01:04:57] Wordy [86/706] has challenged Bot [329/533] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:57:06 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/10/17 09:05:49] Bot [321/533] has challenged Wordy [456/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:39:46 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/10/17 13:06:15] Wordy [80/706] has challenged Bot [151/533] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:31:36 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/10/17 14:01:45] Doody, Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/10/17 14:01:48] squirtingbuffalo [244/399] has cum upon Wordy [151/706] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 18:45:11 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/10/17 14:06:21] Bot [444/533] has challenged Wordy [30/706] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:27:30 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/10/17 15:06:28] Wordy [164/706] has challenged dick [711/786] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:09:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/10/17 16:06:34] Wordy [655/706] has challenged Bot [238/533] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:40:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/10/17 17:06:41] Bot [186/533] has challenged Wordy [278/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:48:54 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/10/17 20:07:01] squirtingbuffalo [374/399] has challenged Wordy [158/706] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:28:19 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/10/17 22:07:13] Doody [173/667] has challenged Wordy [24/706] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:51:19 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/10/17 23:07:19] Doody [277/667] has challenged Wordy [405/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:58:44 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/11/17 07:08:10] Wordy [480/706] has challenged Bot [508/533] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/11/17 11:08:39] Wordy [62/706] has challenged Bot [313/533] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:56:35 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/11/17 12:08:45] Bot [83/533] has challenged Wordy [667/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:42 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/11/17 13:08:51] Wordy [405/706] has challenged dick [462/786] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:17:55 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/11/17 17:09:15] Doody [50/667] has challenged Wordy [236/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:36:41 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/11/17 18:14:35] Doody, Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/11/17 22:09:48] Anky [514/732] has challenged Wordy [289/706] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:54:18 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/12/17 03:10:12] Wordy [304/706] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [68/399] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:04:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/12/17 06:10:34] Wordy [271/706] has challenged Anky [157/732] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:17:28 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/12/17 14:11:27] Bart [156/396] has challenged Wordy [390/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:02:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/12/17 15:11:34] Wordy [286/706] has challenged dick [381/786] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/12/17 16:11:39] squirtingbuffalo [327/399] has challenged Wordy [581/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:36:52 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/12/17 17:05:45] Doody, Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/12/17 17:11:46] Anky [573/732] has challenged Wordy [77/706] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:14:26 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/12/17 20:52:48] Wordy [21/706] has challenged Anky [568/732] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/12/17 21:12:12] Wordy [29/706] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [29/399] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:18:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/12/17 21:30:35] Bot [96/536] has cum upon Wordy [126/706] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:55:16 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/13/17 10:13:38] Anky [128/732] has challenged Wordy [427/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:30:08 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/13/17 12:46:53] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 1 day, 02:25:42 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[03/13/17 14:14:05] Wordy [403/706] has challenged Doody [290/667] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:57:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/13/17 16:14:19] Wordy [143/706] has challenged Bart [47/396] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:32:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/13/17 16:14:19] Wordy has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 1 day, 07:43:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/13/17 17:57:07] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/13/17 19:46:53] squirtingbuffalo [7/424] has cum upon Wordy [377/712] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:44:59 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/13/17 22:15:00] Wordy [291/712] has challenged Anky [133/732] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:25:20 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/13/17 23:15:06] Wordy [200/712] has challenged Bart [5/396] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:20:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/14/17 02:15:26] Anky [330/732] has challenged Wordy [596/712] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:05:22 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/14/17 03:15:33] Wordy [710/712] has challenged Bot [526/536] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:18:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/14/17 06:15:54] Wordy [330/712] has challenged Anky [610/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:59:22 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/14/17 08:19:04] Wordy was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:03:38 towards level 56.
[03/14/17 14:16:47] Doody [480/667] has challenged Wordy [401/712] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:05:54 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/14/17 15:16:54] squirtingbuffalo [299/424] has challenged Wordy [167/712] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:18:59 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/14/17 19:17:20] Wordy [257/712] has challenged Bot [314/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:43:22 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/15/17 00:17:54] Shmegma [722/739] has challenged Wordy [706/712] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:55:53 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/15/17 05:11:33] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/15/17 05:12:03] Anky [217/732] has cum upon Wordy [439/712] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:49:47 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/15/17 06:18:33] Wordy [531/712] has challenged Shmegma [26/739] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:51:02 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/15/17 11:19:06] Wordy [680/712] has challenged Bart [301/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:44:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/15/17 15:59:36] Wordy was rejuvenated by a coffee enema! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:41:00 towards level 56.
[03/15/17 16:19:39] Wordy [499/712] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [18/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:26:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/15/17 20:20:06] Shmegma [176/739] has challenged Wordy [553/712] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:11:23 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/16/17 00:20:31] Wordy [450/712] has challenged dick [370/793] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:42:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/16/17 04:20:56] Wordy [275/712] has challenged Shmegma [412/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:33:33 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/16/17 06:21:08] Wordy [632/712] has challenged Anky [187/732] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:48:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/16/17 06:51:00] Bart, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/16/17 06:51:15] Shmegma [284/739] has cum upon Wordy [651/712] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:24:53 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/16/17 07:04:07] Wordy [610/712] has cum upon Bart [268/400] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 04:01:56 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/16/17 10:21:36] Wordy [431/712] has challenged Doody [155/667] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:24:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/16/17 10:21:36] In the lemon party, Doody dropped her level 206 weapon! Wordy picks it up, tossing her old level 56 weapon to Doody.
[03/16/17 11:21:44] Bart [88/400] has challenged Wordy [646/847] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:07:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/16/17 12:21:50] Bot [359/536] has challenged Wordy [623/847] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:54 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/16/17 14:22:03] Wordy [808/847] has challenged Anky [352/732] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:27:04 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/16/17 16:22:16] Wordy [725/847] has challenged Shmegma [327/739] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:52:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/16/17 17:26:52] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 03:32:59 toward level 56.
[03/16/17 18:22:28] Anky [684/732] has challenged Wordy [769/847] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:15 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/16/17 20:22:41] Doody [324/517] has challenged Wordy [747/847] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:55:52 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/16/17 20:53:24] Doody, Bot, and Wordy [1512/1901] have team battled Shmegma, Bart, and Anky [688/1871] and won! 0 days, 00:53:30 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/17 00:27:26] Wordy [947/974] has challenged Anky [640/732] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:11:38 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/17/17 01:23:14] Shmegma [604/739] has challenged Wordy [4/974] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:28:45 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/17/17 02:23:21] Wordy [905/974] has challenged Bart [263/400] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:35:41 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/17/17 02:23:21] Wordy has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:40:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/17/17 02:27:24] Wordy was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:06:55 towards level 57.
[03/17/17 04:23:34] Bot [300/537] has challenged Wordy [167/974] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:03:09 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/17/17 05:23:41] Anky [31/732] has challenged Wordy [731/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:26 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/17/17 06:23:48] Anky [351/732] has challenged Wordy [871/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:33 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/17/17 08:32:02] Doody, Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/17/17 10:24:13] Wordy [780/974] has challenged Shmegma [186/739] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:34:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/17/17 16:24:54] Wordy [13/974] has challenged Doody [497/517] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:59:36 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/17/17 18:25:08] Wordy [907/974] has challenged Bart [157/400] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:25:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/17/17 18:25:08] Wordy has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:07:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/17/17 22:25:36] Wordy [321/974] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [63/424] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:12:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/17/17 22:25:36] Wordy has dealt squirtingbuffalo a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:38:17 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/17/17 23:25:43] Wordy [177/974] has challenged Shmegma [19/739] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:38:02 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/18/17 08:26:42] Wordy [529/974] has challenged Anky [481/764] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:36:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/18/17 14:27:21] Wordy [86/974] has challenged Anky [245/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:06:28 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/18/17 16:57:25] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 05:01:07 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[03/18/17 19:27:54] Anky [8/764] has challenged Wordy [161/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:15:14 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/18/17 22:56:35] squirtingbuffalo [356/424] has challenged Wordy [26/974] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:43:30 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/19/17 01:56:53] Wordy [161/974] has challenged Bot [137/537] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:16:07 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/19/17 03:57:07] Wordy [824/974] has challenged Shmegma [657/739] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:38:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/19/17 04:57:14] Wordy [339/974] has challenged Bot [466/537] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:22:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/19/17 05:57:21] Bot [255/537] has challenged Wordy [748/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:32:07 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/19/17 07:57:35] Anky [281/764] has challenged Wordy [362/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:49:43 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/19/17 08:57:42] Wordy [449/974] has challenged Shmegma [476/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:55:27 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/19/17 10:57:56] Bot [528/537] has challenged Wordy [601/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:22:39 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/19/17 11:58:02] Wordy [544/974] has challenged dick [843/1084] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:05:50 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/19/17 16:58:37] Wordy [224/974] has challenged Bart [314/400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:44:03 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/19/17 17:58:43] Shmegma [346/739] has challenged Wordy [906/974] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:17:34 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/19/17 21:59:10] squirtingbuffalo [46/424] has challenged Wordy [23/974] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:44:00 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/19/17 23:48:36] Doody, Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/20/17 02:59:43] Wordy [558/974] has challenged Shmegma [92/739] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:27:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/20/17 02:59:43] Wordy has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 5 days, 13:20:43 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/20/17 07:00:08] Bart [248/400] has challenged Wordy [261/974] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:53:16 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/20/17 10:00:29] Wordy [421/974] has challenged Doody [292/517] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:38:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/20/17 11:00:36] Shmegma [275/739] has challenged Wordy [73/974] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:48:02 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/20/17 12:00:42] Wordy [303/974] has challenged Anky [176/773] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:59:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/20/17 18:11:13] Bot [313/522] has challenged Wordy [930/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:43:04 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/21/17 18:13:54] Wordy [7/974] has challenged Bart [290/400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:59:41 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/21/17 19:14:00] Bot [322/522] has challenged Wordy [54/974] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:35 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/22/17 02:14:45] Wordy [785/974] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [255/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:54:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/22/17 03:14:53] Bart [152/400] has challenged Wordy [361/974] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:26:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/22/17 04:14:59] Doody [134/523] has challenged Wordy [875/974] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:05:14 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/22/17 11:15:46] Wordy [265/974] has challenged Bart [164/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:05:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/22/17 13:16:00] squirtingbuffalo [320/475] has challenged Wordy [829/974] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:06:15 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/22/17 17:16:26] Bart [240/400] has challenged Wordy [718/974] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:36:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/22/17 18:16:34] Bot [448/522] has challenged Wordy [830/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:01:28 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/22/17 19:16:42] Wordy [779/974] has challenged Anky [679/738] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:29:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/22/17 20:16:49] Wordy [862/974] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [83/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:01:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/22/17 21:50:06] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 00:21:41 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[03/23/17 03:17:36] Wordy [478/974] has challenged Anky [283/738] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:54:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/23/17 04:17:42] Wordy [329/974] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [321/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:39:22 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/23/17 06:46:22] Wordy got boned with a hambone and caught porcine epidemic diarrhea virus. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:11:29 from level 57.
[03/23/17 08:52:42] Wordy [172/974] has challenged Doody [401/523] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:05:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/23/17 12:18:35] Wordy [636/974] has challenged dick [672/1084] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:51:42 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/23/17 15:21:44] Bart, Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/23/17 16:18:59] squirtingbuffalo [39/475] has challenged Wordy [754/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:00:23 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/24/17 05:20:25] Doody [349/523] has challenged Wordy [198/974] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:54:53 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/24/17 11:21:04] Wordy [451/974] has challenged Bot [232/523] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:02:44 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/24/17 11:42:06] Bart, Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/24/17 12:21:10] Wordy [208/974] has challenged Shmegma [204/735] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:02:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/24/17 12:37:08] Shmegma [338/735] has cum upon Wordy [487/974] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:15:30 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/24/17 13:21:16] Shmegma [270/735] has challenged Wordy [942/974] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:22:49 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/24/17 17:21:44] Wordy [913/974] has challenged Bot [25/523] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:05:32 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/24/17 18:21:51] Wordy [371/974] has challenged Anky [541/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:27:33 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/24/17 19:21:58] Wordy [276/974] has challenged dick [697/1084] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:13:49 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/24/17 22:22:17] Wordy [28/974] has challenged Bart [113/400] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:08:49 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/24/17 23:22:24] Bot [442/523] has challenged Wordy [754/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:08:52 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/25/17 01:22:36] squirtingbuffalo [432/475] has challenged Wordy [393/974] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:44:11 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/25/17 14:53:20] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/25/17 16:24:15] squirtingbuffalo [269/475] has challenged Wordy [61/974] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:24:41 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/25/17 20:24:41] Bart [62/400] has challenged Wordy [132/974] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:42:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/25/17 22:24:53] Wordy [93/974] has challenged Shmegma [227/735] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:23:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/26/17 01:25:12] Bart [332/400] has challenged Wordy [307/974] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:03:01 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/26/17 04:39:33] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 08:52:46 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[03/26/17 09:26:04] Wordy [43/974] has challenged Shmegma [544/735] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/26/17 14:26:35] Wordy [471/974] has challenged dick [157/1084] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:49:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/26/17 14:30:43] Shmegma [6/735] has cum upon Wordy [174/974] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:13:56 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/26/17 19:35:24] Shmegma, Wordy, and Doody [1299/2232] have team battled Anky, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot [1060/1739] and won! 2 days, 02:01:28 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/17 22:10:40] Wordy, Shmegma, and Doody [1161/2232] have team battled Bart, Bot, and Anky [1562/1664] and lost! 1 day, 15:30:08 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/17 22:27:26] Wordy [245/974] has challenged Bot [477/523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:34:16 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/27/17 06:28:18] Doody [386/523] has challenged Wordy [25/974] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:30:06 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/27/17 08:28:29] Wordy [112/974] has challenged Shmegma [203/735] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:27:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/27/17 14:29:07] Wordy [798/974] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [171/479] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:22:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/27/17 15:29:14] Bot [493/522] has challenged Wordy [141/974] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:26:08 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/27/17 17:29:26] Wordy [668/974] has challenged Shmegma [414/735] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:51:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/27/17 20:04:52] Wordy, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/27/17 20:29:45] Anky [692/742] has challenged Wordy [919/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:52:50 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/28/17 00:30:10] Wordy [937/974] has challenged dick [553/1084] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:09:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/28/17 04:30:37] Wordy [765/974] has challenged Bot [399/522] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:35:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/28/17 07:30:57] Wordy [162/974] has challenged Bart [39/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:23:21 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/28/17 19:32:16] Bot [191/522] has challenged Wordy [858/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:53:15 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/28/17 20:01:59] Anky, Bot, and Shmegma [1511/1708] have team battled Wordy, Bart, and Doody [584/2188] and won! 0 days, 14:14:27 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/17 22:32:35] Wordy [149/974] has challenged Anky [294/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:45:07 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/28/17 23:32:42] Wordy [895/974] has challenged Bot [473/522] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:18:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/28/17 23:32:42] Wordy has dealt Bot a Critical Strike! 1 day, 18:36:43 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/29/17 01:32:55] Wordy [13/974] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [389/482] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:20 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/29/17 02:53:33] Anky [112/451] has cum upon Wordy [819/974] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:00:30 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/29/17 04:33:14] Shmegma [25/736] has challenged Wordy [170/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:21:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/29/17 14:34:19] Bot [288/522] has challenged Wordy [70/974] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:17:48 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/29/17 18:34:46] Wordy [391/974] has challenged Doody [337/814] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:07:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/30/17 00:35:25] Anky [161/451] has challenged Wordy [461/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:46:09 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/30/17 04:44:45] Wordy had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:07:37 towards level 58.
[03/30/17 07:13:41] Wordy died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:09:49 from level 58.
[03/30/17 08:36:17] Wordy [108/974] has challenged Shmegma [561/736] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:32:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/30/17 12:36:42] Wordy [729/974] has challenged Anky [444/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:55:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/30/17 12:55:38] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/30/17 13:36:48] Shmegma [654/736] has challenged Wordy [827/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:00:47 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/31/17 01:50:57] Bart [393/400] has cum upon Wordy [443/974] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:34:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/31/17 03:29:12] Bot [317/522] has challenged Wordy [403/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:03:52 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/31/17 08:29:45] Bart [315/400] has challenged Wordy [151/974] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:57:47 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/31/17 09:01:39] Wordy [205/997] has challenged Bot [163/522] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:40:26 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/31/17 10:29:58] Wordy [724/997] has challenged Doody [472/814] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:03:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/31/17 17:15:05] Doody, Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/31/17 17:30:43] Wordy [968/997] has challenged Shmegma [144/736] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:40:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/31/17 18:59:35] Wordy [405/997] has cum upon Doody [183/814] and taken them in the face! 2 days, 09:02:29 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/31/17 21:31:10] Wordy [90/997] has challenged Anky [238/451] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:32:41 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/31/17 22:31:16] Wordy [89/997] has challenged dick [342/1109] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:28:32 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/01/17 10:32:34] Anky [282/451] has challenged Wordy [264/997] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:44:26 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/01/17 12:32:47] Wordy [995/997] has challenged Bot [434/522] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:08:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/01/17 19:33:34] Wordy [338/997] has challenged Shmegma [122/730] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:33:10 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/01/17 20:33:40] Bot [254/522] has challenged Wordy [961/997] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:32:33 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/02/17 00:34:05] Wordy [922/997] has challenged Shmegma [263/730] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:29:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/02/17 01:48:28] Doody [124/843] has challenged Wordy [756/997] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/02/17 02:34:18] Wordy [975/997] has challenged Bot [484/522] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:16:17 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/02/17 03:34:24] Wordy [235/997] has challenged Doody [455/843] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:27:11 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/02/17 04:34:30] squirtingbuffalo [114/468] has challenged Wordy [373/997] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:31:36 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/02/17 04:57:03] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/02/17 04:57:12] Bot [157/522] has cum upon Wordy [309/997] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:00:59 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/02/17 09:35:02] squirtingbuffalo [384/468] has challenged Wordy [311/997] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:23:30 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/02/17 12:35:23] Doody [577/843] has challenged Wordy [740/997] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:38:16 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/02/17 15:35:42] Wordy [319/997] has challenged Anky [203/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:00:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/02/17 19:48:01] Anky, squirtingbuffalo, and Doody [532/1762] have team battled Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma [1600/2127] and lost! 0 days, 06:01:30 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/17 05:56:47] Bart [144/400] has cum upon Wordy [731/997] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:59:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/03/17 06:07:05] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/03/17 08:37:33] squirtingbuffalo [12/468] has challenged Wordy [658/997] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:26 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/03/17 10:37:44] Wordy [375/997] has challenged Bart [213/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:00:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/03/17 12:37:57] Wordy [72/997] has challenged Bart [3/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:03:20 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/03/17 14:38:09] squirtingbuffalo [55/468] has challenged Wordy [104/997] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:22:51 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/03/17 16:38:22] Wordy [397/997] has challenged Doody [221/843] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:05:51 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/03/17 16:38:22] Wordy has dealt Doody a Critical Strike! 1 day, 10:51:11 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/03/17 21:38:54] Anky [124/451] has challenged Wordy [810/997] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:06:55 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/03/17 23:35:11] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/04/17 02:39:26] Wordy [843/997] has challenged Anky [367/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:51:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/04/17 04:39:40] Wordy [775/997] has challenged Anky [50/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:58:02 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/04/17 08:40:06] Bart [267/400] has challenged Wordy [244/997] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:40:19 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/04/17 09:40:12] Wordy [84/997] has challenged Doody [319/843] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:30:28 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/04/17 15:40:52] Doody [716/843] has challenged Wordy [418/997] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:03:43 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/04/17 22:41:37] Wordy [793/997] has challenged dick [337/1109] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:00:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/05/17 03:42:10] Wordy [739/997] has challenged Shmegma [17/730] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:25:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/05/17 06:17:32] Wordy [278/997] has challenged Bart [275/400] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:39:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/05/17 06:42:28] Wordy [650/997] has challenged Bot [17/566] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:55:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/05/17 09:42:48] Wordy [319/997] has challenged dick [997/1109] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:53:36 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/05/17 10:40:33] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/05/17 10:40:39] Bot [43/566] has cum upon Wordy [664/997] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:31:33 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/05/17 10:42:54] Bot [450/566] has challenged Wordy [869/997] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:05:06 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/05/17 21:44:04] Wordy [745/997] has challenged Bot [495/566] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:48:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/05/17 22:44:10] Anky [426/451] has challenged Wordy [533/997] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:00:11 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/06/17 00:44:23] Wordy [394/997] has challenged Anky [439/451] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:50:02 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/06/17 02:44:35] Wordy [627/997] has challenged dick [562/1109] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:19:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/06/17 03:44:40] Wordy [403/997] has challenged Shmegma [477/730] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:46:56 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/06/17 12:45:37] Bot [406/566] has challenged Wordy [398/997] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:32:14 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/06/17 13:44:41] Wordy sharpened the edge of her weapon! Wordy's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/06/17 13:45:44] Wordy [631/1027] has challenged Bot [465/566] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:00:22 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/06/17 19:46:21] Wordy [551/1027] has challenged Shmegma [138/730] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:21:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/06/17 20:49:24] Wordy gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:38:01 towards level 60.
[04/06/17 21:46:33] Wordy [41/1027] has challenged Anky [381/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:19:55 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/06/17 22:54:13] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/07/17 02:47:07] Wordy [45/1027] has challenged dick [436/1143] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:07:45 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/07/17 03:47:13] Anky [37/451] has challenged Wordy [782/1027] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:44 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/07/17 04:47:19] Wordy [38/1027] has challenged Shmegma [305/730] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:57:12 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/07/17 08:47:44] Bart [81/400] has challenged Wordy [1024/1027] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/07/17 19:48:55] Wordy [358/1027] has challenged Shmegma [54/730] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:23:17 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/07/17 23:49:21] Wordy [548/1027] has challenged Doody [359/833] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:56:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/08/17 03:39:54] Bart [310/414] has challenged Wordy [117/1027] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:50:54 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/08/17 04:49:53] Bart [178/414] has challenged Wordy [346/1027] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:48:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/08/17 05:33:06] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/08/17 06:50:06] Wordy [645/1027] has challenged Anky [397/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:57:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/08/17 10:39:32] Wordy [756/1027] has challenged dick [152/1143] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:59:47 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/08/17 12:39:45] Wordy [380/1027] has challenged Doody [608/833] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:51:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/08/17 14:39:57] Wordy [339/1027] has challenged Anky [431/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:13:37 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/08/17 15:36:41] Wordy saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:48:34 from level 60.
[04/08/17 16:40:09] Wordy [390/1027] has challenged Anky [434/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:25:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/08/17 17:40:15] Shmegma [416/732] has challenged Wordy [687/1027] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:11:49 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/08/17 18:40:21] Anky [202/451] has challenged Wordy [300/1027] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:36:03 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/08/17 19:40:27] Wordy [620/1027] has challenged Anky [448/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:24:04 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/09/17 00:30:50] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 1 day, 16:49:18 toward level 60.
[04/09/17 03:41:16] Anky [5/451] has challenged Wordy [593/1027] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:04:57 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/09/17 07:24:24] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/09/17 07:41:41] Wordy [541/1027] has challenged Anky [315/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:39:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/09/17 08:41:46] Anky [22/451] has challenged Wordy [519/1027] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:40:49 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/09/17 10:41:58] Anky [293/451] has challenged Wordy [356/1027] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:05:33 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/09/17 13:42:19] Wordy [531/1027] has challenged Bart [283/414] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:44:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/09/17 14:42:26] Wordy [381/1027] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [381/464] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:21:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/09/17 18:42:50] Wordy [494/1027] has challenged Shmegma [210/732] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:20:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/09/17 20:00:22] Wordy reinforced her shield with a dragon's scales! Wordy's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/09/17 21:43:08] squirtingbuffalo [403/464] has challenged Wordy [115/1029] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:41:26 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/10/17 01:43:35] Wordy [695/1029] has challenged Bot [489/566] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:01:32 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/10/17 03:29:13] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/10/17 06:53:28] Wordy [635/1029] has challenged dick [1027/1145] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:50:12 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/10/17 09:44:25] squirtingbuffalo [373/464] has challenged Wordy [14/1029] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:24:04 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/10/17 09:44:25] squirtingbuffalo has dealt Wordy a Critical Strike! 8 days, 23:44:12 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/10/17 14:44:56] Wordy [11/1029] has challenged Bart [323/417] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:08:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/10/17 15:45:01] Wordy [893/1029] has challenged Anky [289/451] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:24:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/10/17 17:34:25] Anky, Bot, and Bart [1204/1434] have team battled Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Shmegma [2183/2225] and lost! 0 days, 03:42:00 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/17 17:45:14] Wordy [579/1029] has challenged Shmegma [607/732] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:32:39 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/10/17 21:45:40] Wordy [366/1029] has challenged Bot [294/566] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:55:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/11/17 02:46:12] Shmegma [513/732] has challenged Wordy [127/1029] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:23:30 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/11/17 03:46:18] Wordy [197/1029] has challenged Doody [181/833] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:39:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/11/17 10:16:45] Bot [68/604] has challenged Wordy [816/1029] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:57:25 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/11/17 12:47:14] Wordy [664/1029] has challenged dick [343/1145] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:56:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/11/17 16:47:38] Anky [211/451] has challenged Wordy [738/1029] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:08:16 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/11/17 17:47:45] Wordy [850/1029] has challenged Bot [466/604] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:27:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/11/17 20:48:03] Bot [227/604] has challenged Wordy [355/1029] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:18:19 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/11/17 21:48:09] Anky [213/451] has challenged Wordy [435/1029] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:03:53 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/12/17 00:48:30] Wordy [80/1029] has challenged Bot [106/604] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:34:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/12/17 03:25:07] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 1 day, 01:15:44 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[04/12/17 03:48:48] Bot [52/604] has challenged Wordy [599/1029] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:10:30 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/12/17 07:49:13] Wordy [336/1029] has challenged Doody [429/833] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:02:06 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/12/17 09:49:26] Bot [186/604] has challenged Wordy [86/1029] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:07:40 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/12/17 12:49:45] Bart [270/417] has challenged Wordy [319/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:27:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/12/17 18:03:11] Bot [9/604] has challenged Wordy [138/1029] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:40:56 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/12/17 22:03:35] Wordy [510/1029] has challenged Doody [604/833] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:25:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/13/17 00:43:05] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 30 days, 21:30:15 toward level 61.
[04/13/17 02:04:01] Wordy [1022/1029] has challenged Anky [177/451] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:24:52 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/13/17 03:04:07] Shmegma [283/732] has challenged Wordy [414/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:09:17 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/13/17 04:04:14] Wordy [724/1029] has challenged Shmegma [525/732] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:18:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/13/17 06:04:26] Bot [386/604] has challenged Wordy [803/1029] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:51:06 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/13/17 10:18:21] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/13/17 11:04:59] Bart [397/417] has challenged Wordy [458/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:59:41 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/13/17 13:05:11] Wordy [572/1029] has challenged Anky [263/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:51:53 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/13/17 14:05:16] Wordy [647/1029] has challenged Anky [412/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:13:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/13/17 16:05:28] Wordy [1008/1029] has challenged Anky [198/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:48:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/13/17 21:06:00] squirtingbuffalo [27/464] has challenged Wordy [529/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:32:39 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/14/17 00:06:18] Shmegma [482/732] has challenged Wordy [702/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:35:54 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/14/17 02:09:30] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/14/17 03:06:39] Anky [379/451] has challenged Wordy [625/1029] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:21:32 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/26/17 10:47:43] Wordy [458/1029] has challenged Anky [111/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:01:24 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/26/17 11:25:37] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 00:21:49 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[04/26/17 11:47:48] squirtingbuffalo [393/396] has challenged Wordy [921/1029] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:05:40 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/26/17 13:36:18] Wordy found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:08:48 towards level 61.
[04/26/17 14:48:08] squirtingbuffalo [198/396] has challenged Wordy [543/1029] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:20:29 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/26/17 20:48:46] Bot [42/606] has challenged Wordy [857/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:05 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/26/17 23:49:07] Wordy [178/1029] has challenged dick [348/1145] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:01:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/27/17 01:12:13] Bot [378/606] has cum upon Wordy [101/1029] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 09:46:23 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/27/17 03:49:33] Wordy [602/1029] has challenged Doody [527/830] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:32:56 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/27/17 10:50:15] Bot [18/606] has challenged Wordy [41/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:57:55 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/27/17 12:58:47] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/27/17 13:50:35] Wordy [508/1029] has challenged Doody [509/830] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:19:16 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/27/17 14:50:41] Shmegma [632/770] has challenged Wordy [824/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:11:08 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/27/17 18:10:44] Wordy [431/1029] has challenged Bot [574/606] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:11:21 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/27/17 20:51:19] squirtingbuffalo [369/396] has challenged Wordy [534/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:46:29 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/27/17 21:51:26] Bart [304/451] has challenged Wordy [346/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:04:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/27/17 23:16:05] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 11 days, 18:58:05 toward level 62.
[04/27/17 23:51:38] Wordy [381/1029] has challenged Anky [120/451] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:56:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/28/17 07:52:30] Anky [153/451] has challenged Wordy [1012/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:00:56 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/28/17 09:52:42] Bot [140/606] has challenged Wordy [938/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:01:33 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/28/17 11:52:54] Wordy [589/1029] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [63/396] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:08:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/28/17 13:53:06] Doody [81/830] has challenged Wordy [272/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:01:45 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/29/17 03:54:32] Wordy [410/1029] has challenged Bart [258/451] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:14:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/29/17 04:54:38] Anky [174/451] has challenged Wordy [97/1029] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:01:55 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/29/17 06:59:43] Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo [1861/2195] have team battled Doody, Anky, and Bot [246/1887] and won! 0 days, 12:36:21 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/17 10:24:46] Bot [176/621] has challenged Wordy [624/1029] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/29/17 14:20:16] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/29/17 14:55:41] Wordy [530/1029] has challenged Shmegma [511/770] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:47:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/30/17 04:51:25] Wordy got boned with a hambone and caught porcine epidemic diarrhea virus. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:54:48 from level 62.
[04/30/17 04:57:11] Wordy [645/1029] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [199/396] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:07:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/30/17 11:39:33] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/30/17 12:57:59] Wordy [667/1029] has challenged Shmegma [678/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:17:15 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/30/17 16:58:24] Wordy [709/1029] has challenged Bot [586/621] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:40:21 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/01/17 01:59:21] Wordy [259/1029] has challenged dick [472/1145] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:28:07 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/01/17 03:59:34] Wordy [688/1029] has challenged Bart [114/471] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:17:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/01/17 09:00:03] Wordy [984/1029] has challenged dick [371/1145] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:34:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/01/17 10:00:09] Wordy [142/1029] has challenged Shmegma [143/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:51:43 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/01/17 11:00:14] Wordy [1010/1029] has challenged Bart [12/475] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:11:51 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/01/17 12:00:20] Anky [161/451] has challenged Wordy [23/1029] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:08:00 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/01/17 13:39:42] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/01/17 14:00:32] Bot [346/621] has challenged Wordy [771/1029] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:08:28 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/01/17 16:00:44] Wordy [927/1029] has challenged dick [179/1145] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:25:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/01/17 17:00:50] Wordy [446/1029] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [195/376] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:58:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/01/17 18:00:56] Wordy [1005/1029] has challenged Bart [451/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:13:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/01/17 18:00:56] Wordy has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 4 days, 14:10:47 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/01/17 19:01:02] Doody [484/830] has challenged Wordy [673/1029] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:15 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/01/17 21:01:15] Wordy [248/1029] has challenged Bot [500/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:14:15 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/02/17 00:01:33] Wordy [681/1029] has challenged Bart [72/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:48:05 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/02/17 02:01:47] Wordy [61/1029] has challenged Anky [98/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:33:06 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/02/17 03:01:53] Bart [89/475] has challenged Wordy [119/1029] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:52:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/02/17 04:01:59] Anky [89/451] has challenged Wordy [560/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:39:29 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/02/17 06:02:12] Doody [802/830] has challenged Wordy [913/1029] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:40:16 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/02/17 07:02:17] Wordy [918/1029] has challenged Shmegma [549/770] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:27:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/02/17 08:02:24] Wordy [678/1029] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [105/376] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:34:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/02/17 10:02:36] Bot [56/621] has challenged Wordy [217/1029] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:06:43 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/02/17 10:39:49] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/02/17 11:02:42] Wordy [105/1029] has challenged Anky [431/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:09 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/02/17 12:02:48] Wordy [310/1029] has challenged Bart [186/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:47:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/02/17 18:03:24] Wordy [643/1029] has challenged Doody [139/830] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:42:47 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/02/17 20:03:37] Wordy [385/1029] has challenged Bot [166/625] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:03:10 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/02/17 22:03:49] Wordy [745/1029] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [169/376] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:29:05 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/03/17 00:04:02] Wordy [423/1029] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [19/376] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:59:47 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/03/17 05:04:33] Doody [554/830] has challenged Wordy [260/1029] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:34:00 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/03/17 06:04:39] Wordy [235/1029] has challenged Bart [53/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:00:52 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/03/17 06:10:28] Wordy [97/1029] has challenged Bot [122/625] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:06:33 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/03/17 08:47:24] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 1 day, 03:31:02 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[05/03/17 09:29:37] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/03/17 10:54:07] Bart, squirtingbuffalo, and Anky [331/1302] have team battled Wordy, Bot, and Doody [956/2484] and lost! 0 days, 23:47:07 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/17 17:05:49] Shmegma [156/770] has challenged Wordy [911/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:23:23 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/03/17 19:06:01] Wordy [469/1029] has challenged Anky [327/451] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:56:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/03/17 19:06:01] Wordy has dealt Anky a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:35:16 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/03/17 21:06:14] squirtingbuffalo [40/376] has challenged Wordy [375/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:25:20 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/04/17 00:06:32] Anky [128/451] has challenged Wordy [205/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:29:49 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/04/17 05:07:05] Bot [244/625] has challenged Wordy [180/1029] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:30:04 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/04/17 06:07:12] Wordy [103/1029] has challenged Bart [454/475] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:58:51 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/04/17 13:07:57] squirtingbuffalo [221/376] has challenged Wordy [324/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:26:36 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/04/17 14:08:03] squirtingbuffalo [49/376] has challenged Wordy [497/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:16:43 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/04/17 16:08:16] Bot [51/625] has challenged Wordy [310/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:04:11 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/04/17 19:08:36] Anky [141/451] has challenged Wordy [976/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:14:50 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/04/17 20:08:43] Wordy [940/1029] has challenged Bart [16/475] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:20:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/04/17 21:08:50] Shmegma [349/770] has challenged Wordy [669/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:37:49 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/05/17 00:54:07] Wordy hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:26:16 towards level 63.
[05/05/17 04:11:21] Wordy bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:53:25 towards level 63.
[05/05/17 05:09:42] Anky [316/451] has challenged Wordy [230/1029] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:10:23 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/05/17 08:49:22] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/05/17 10:10:15] Doody [238/860] has challenged Wordy [451/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:48:44 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/05/17 13:10:34] Wordy [790/1029] has challenged Doody [568/860] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:41:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/05/17 16:10:54] Anky [177/421] has challenged Wordy [545/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:05:24 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/06/17 04:12:07] Wordy [518/1029] has challenged Bot [14/625] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:24:22 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/06/17 06:12:18] Wordy [640/1036] has challenged Shmegma [732/770] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:31:30 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/06/17 11:12:51] Bot [405/625] has challenged Wordy [251/1036] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:45:48 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/06/17 13:13:02] Anky [279/421] has challenged Wordy [21/1036] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:17:29 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/06/17 15:13:15] Bot [558/625] has challenged Wordy [927/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:43:56 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/06/17 15:15:54] Wordy was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:44:36 towards level 63.
[05/06/17 17:13:27] Bart [136/475] has challenged Wordy [966/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:56:35 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/06/17 18:13:33] Wordy [371/1036] has challenged Doody [170/860] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:58:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/06/17 23:14:03] Wordy [154/1036] has challenged Doody [654/860] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:42:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/07/17 00:47:37] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/07/17 03:13:37] Wordy, Doody, and Anky [1972/2317] have team battled Bot, Bart, and Shmegma [422/1870] and won! 0 days, 01:59:21 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/17 06:14:47] Wordy [472/1036] has challenged Doody [824/860] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:42:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/07/17 07:14:53] Wordy [472/1036] has challenged Doody [729/860] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:02:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/07/17 09:15:05] Wordy [39/1036] has challenged Bart [274/475] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:51:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/07/17 10:15:11] Bart [124/475] has challenged Wordy [608/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:46:35 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/07/17 15:15:41] Wordy [742/1036] has challenged Anky [76/421] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:21:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/07/17 17:15:53] Bot [216/625] has challenged Wordy [636/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:46:15 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/07/17 22:13:34] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/08/17 04:06:56] Shmegma, Wordy, and Doody [1076/2666] have team battled Bart, Bot, and Anky [1499/1521] and lost! 1 day, 08:12:19 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/17 04:17:03] Bart [275/475] has challenged Wordy [683/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/08/17 05:17:09] Bart [258/475] has challenged Wordy [888/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:51:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/08/17 07:17:22] Wordy [580/1036] has challenged Anky [171/421] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:36:29 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/08/17 08:01:15] Anky [410/421] has cum upon Wordy [498/1036] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:05:19 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/08/17 11:17:46] Wordy [316/1036] has challenged dick [433/1153] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:56:39 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/08/17 14:18:07] Anky [223/421] has challenged Wordy [601/1036] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:36:54 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/08/17 15:18:14] Wordy [96/1036] has challenged Bart [53/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:16:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/08/17 18:08:23] Bart, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/09/17 04:19:37] squirtingbuffalo [346/376] has challenged Wordy [796/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:04:04 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/09/17 06:19:50] Wordy [197/1036] has challenged Shmegma [216/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:55:30 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/09/17 07:19:56] Shmegma [674/770] has challenged Wordy [195/1036] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:50:27 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/09/17 08:20:02] Wordy [965/1036] has challenged Bart [454/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:24:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/09/17 09:20:08] Wordy [347/1036] has challenged dick [1049/1153] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:12:29 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/09/17 12:20:27] Anky [51/421] has challenged Wordy [152/1036] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:32:44 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/09/17 15:20:44] Shmegma [543/770] has challenged Wordy [412/1036] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:33:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/09/17 19:21:11] Shmegma [654/770] has challenged Wordy [274/1036] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:04:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/09/17 21:21:23] Wordy [514/1036] has challenged Shmegma [412/770] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:02:24 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/09/17 23:21:38] Wordy [456/1036] has challenged Anky [175/421] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:39:04 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/10/17 02:21:57] Wordy [271/1036] has challenged dick [492/1153] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:51:24 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/10/17 08:26:00] Wordy tamed a wild horse and taught it to fuck other irpg players! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:37:45 towards level 63.
[05/10/17 10:22:48] Wordy [874/1036] has challenged dick [495/1153] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:57:22 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/10/17 17:23:33] Wordy [328/1036] has challenged dick [699/1153] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:29:12 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/10/17 19:23:45] Wordy [437/1036] has challenged Shmegma [720/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:40:05 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/10/17 23:24:10] Wordy [255/1036] has challenged Doody [416/860] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:43:15 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/11/17 00:24:15] Wordy [413/1036] has challenged Bart [282/513] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:46:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/11/17 02:13:05] Wordy was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:15:23 towards level 63.
[05/11/17 07:24:58] Anky [217/409] has challenged Wordy [199/1036] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:17:19 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/11/17 08:25:05] Anky [135/409] has challenged Wordy [159/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:23:02 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/11/17 11:25:23] Doody [112/860] has challenged Wordy [609/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:18:36 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/11/17 17:09:24] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Anky have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/11/17 20:26:18] Doody [276/860] has challenged Wordy [1000/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:38:23 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/11/17 22:26:30] Wordy [373/1036] has challenged Shmegma [186/770] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:41:17 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/12/17 02:26:54] Bot [486/625] has challenged Wordy [91/1036] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:24:44 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/12/17 04:27:06] Doody [87/860] has challenged Wordy [480/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:14:59 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/12/17 07:27:24] Wordy [818/1036] has challenged Bart [146/513] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:52:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/12/17 12:48:13] Wordy [176/1078] has challenged Anky [268/409] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:01:45 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/12/17 14:28:07] Shmegma [137/770] has challenged Wordy [402/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:39:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/12/17 15:28:14] Bot [3/625] has challenged Wordy [794/1078] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:31:04 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/12/17 16:28:20] Wordy [493/1078] has challenged Shmegma [763/770] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:03:29 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/12/17 19:28:38] Anky [306/409] has challenged Wordy [213/1078] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:57:38 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/12/17 20:54:06] Bot, Shmegma, and Anky [85/1804] have team battled Doody, squirtingbuffalo, and Wordy [1042/2342] and lost! 0 days, 09:03:52 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/17 02:29:24] Wordy [101/1078] has challenged Doody [545/860] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:13:17 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/13/17 04:29:37] Wordy [590/1078] has challenged dick [120/1199] in combat and won! 13 days, 12:11:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/13/17 07:29:55] Wordy [1026/1078] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [305/404] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:07:47 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/13/17 07:29:55] Wordy has dealt squirtingbuffalo a Critical Strike! 6 days, 20:32:48 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/13/17 09:30:07] Wordy [911/1078] has challenged Doody [25/860] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:35:51 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/13/17 15:30:45] squirtingbuffalo [287/402] has challenged Wordy [838/1078] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:55:04 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/13/17 18:31:04] Wordy [570/1078] has challenged Anky [338/407] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:54:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/13/17 20:31:17] Wordy [897/1078] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [298/402] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:17:52 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/13/17 22:31:30] Bot [67/627] has challenged Wordy [55/1078] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:30:51 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/14/17 00:31:42] Bart [271/515] has challenged Wordy [73/1078] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:39:58 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/14/17 02:31:55] Bart [10/515] has challenged Wordy [353/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:21:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/14/17 03:32:00] Shmegma [287/770] has challenged Wordy [923/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:29:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/14/17 05:53:00] Wordy, Anky, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/14/17 08:32:33] Doody [822/860] has challenged Wordy [457/1078] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:28:29 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/14/17 13:33:04] Wordy [436/1078] has challenged Doody [479/860] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:12:52 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/14/17 19:33:39] Wordy [857/1078] has challenged Shmegma [585/770] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:31:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/14/17 20:33:45] Wordy [372/1078] has challenged Anky [176/412] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:44:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/14/17 20:44:46] Shmegma, Doody, and Bot [2159/2257] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Anky, and Wordy [1654/1892] and won! 0 days, 14:02:11 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/17 23:34:05] Wordy [271/1078] has challenged Shmegma [420/770] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:58:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/15/17 07:34:55] Anky [359/412] has challenged Wordy [29/1078] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:09:20 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/15/17 10:35:15] Bart [350/515] has challenged Wordy [573/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:59:35 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/15/17 12:35:28] Bot [467/627] has challenged Wordy [164/1078] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:27:12 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/15/17 13:35:33] Wordy [322/1078] has challenged Bot [216/627] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:25:56 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/15/17 14:35:39] squirtingbuffalo [282/402] has challenged Wordy [563/1078] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:26:11 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/15/17 16:35:52] Wordy [718/1078] has challenged dick [306/1199] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:01:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/15/17 17:45:38] squirtingbuffalo, Anky, and Bart [52/1329] have team battled Wordy, Doody, and Bot [884/2806] and lost! 1 day, 09:07:43 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/17 19:26:30] Wordy was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:07:37 towards level 64.
[05/15/17 21:36:22] Wordy [138/1078] has challenged Bot [390/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:09:22 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/15/17 23:36:34] Wordy [916/1078] has challenged Doody [166/1101] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:30:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/16/17 00:36:40] Wordy [414/1078] has challenged Bart [244/515] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:00:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/16/17 03:36:59] Wordy [254/1078] has challenged Doody [674/1101] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:46:06 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/16/17 04:37:05] Wordy [416/1078] has challenged Anky [15/412] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:33:07 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/16/17 07:37:25] Wordy [413/1078] has challenged Shmegma [3/529] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:37:20 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/16/17 09:37:37] Wordy [158/1078] has challenged Doody [950/1101] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:48:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/16/17 11:37:49] Doody [569/1101] has challenged Wordy [354/1078] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:09:07 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/16/17 13:38:01] Wordy [531/1078] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [325/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:39:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/16/17 13:38:01] Wordy has dealt squirtingbuffalo a Critical Strike! 1 day, 15:59:57 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/16/17 22:38:58] Wordy [727/1078] has challenged Doody [1076/1101] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:54:20 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/16/17 23:39:05] Bart [343/515] has challenged Wordy [217/1078] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:45:17 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/17/17 02:39:23] Wordy [844/1078] has challenged Shmegma [416/529] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:28:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/17/17 07:39:54] Wordy [690/1078] has challenged dick [615/1199] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:20:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/17/17 09:35:38] Doody, Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/17/17 09:35:47] squirtingbuffalo [125/402] has cum upon Wordy [550/1078] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:07:00 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/17/17 11:40:19] Doody [317/1113] has challenged Wordy [504/1078] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:57:20 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/17/17 12:01:21] Shmegma [183/529] has cum upon Wordy [777/1078] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:07:26 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/17/17 12:01:42] Shmegma [30/529] has cum upon Wordy [597/1078] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:00:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/17/17 12:40:25] Wordy [1008/1078] has challenged Bot [351/627] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:49:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/17/17 12:48:38] Anky [411/412] has cum upon Wordy [875/1078] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:42:10 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/17/17 14:40:38] Wordy [263/1078] has challenged Anky [295/412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:17:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/17/17 15:40:44] Doody [730/1113] has challenged Wordy [733/1078] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:18:15 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/17/17 23:41:36] squirtingbuffalo [62/402] has challenged Wordy [896/1078] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:07:57 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/18/17 01:41:47] Anky [39/412] has challenged Wordy [531/1078] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:10:59 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/18/17 09:42:38] Doody [617/1113] has challenged Wordy [849/1078] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:58:21 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/18/17 11:27:10] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/18/17 11:42:50] Bart [210/515] has challenged Wordy [969/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:28:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/18/17 12:18:03] squirtingbuffalo [33/402] has cum upon Wordy [126/1078] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:24:36 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/18/17 18:43:35] squirtingbuffalo [365/402] has challenged Wordy [1004/1078] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:55:09 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/18/17 20:43:47] squirtingbuffalo [53/402] has challenged Wordy [189/1078] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:14:30 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/19/17 00:44:14] Wordy [766/1078] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [302/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:02:46 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/19/17 02:44:26] Bot [621/627] has challenged Wordy [633/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:17:57 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/19/17 08:45:02] Wordy [873/1078] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [223/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:16 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/19/17 12:40:04] Wordy [847/1078] has challenged Doody [234/1113] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:39:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/19/17 12:40:04] Wordy has dealt Doody a Critical Strike! 1 day, 04:19:48 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/19/17 12:45:29] Anky [404/412] has challenged Wordy [449/1078] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:36:57 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/20/17 00:04:06] Wordy [1019/1078] has challenged Anky [414/416] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:00:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/20/17 02:04:19] Doody [658/1113] has challenged Wordy [567/1078] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:47:03 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/20/17 10:05:12] Wordy [941/1078] has challenged dick [319/1199] in combat and won! 7 days, 21:39:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/20/17 11:05:19] Shmegma [280/529] has challenged Wordy [27/1078] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:29:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/20/17 14:05:37] Wordy [68/1078] has challenged Doody [881/1113] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:22:21 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/20/17 17:43:57] Doody, Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/20/17 17:47:36] Bot [278/627] has cum upon Wordy [777/1078] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:10:55 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/21/17 05:07:12] Wordy [756/1078] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [359/402] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:36:06 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/21/17 06:07:18] Anky [402/416] has challenged Wordy [1009/1078] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:15:53 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/21/17 08:53:57] Wordy uninstalled the Internet and can't access Google to find out how to reinstall it. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:41:03 from level 65.
[05/21/17 12:07:55] Shmegma [70/529] has challenged Wordy [855/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:35:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/21/17 14:08:08] Wordy [296/1078] has challenged Bot [207/627] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:02:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/21/17 17:08:26] squirtingbuffalo [109/402] has challenged Wordy [185/1078] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:56:25 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/21/17 20:08:46] Wordy [1060/1078] has challenged Anky [160/416] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:26:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/21/17 20:08:46] Wordy has dealt Anky a Critical Strike! 11 days, 10:57:57 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/22/17 02:09:24] Bart [62/546] has challenged Wordy [866/1078] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:46:07 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/22/17 04:09:36] Wordy [837/1078] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [304/402] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:26:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/22/17 06:22:17] Wordy found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:05:07 towards level 65.
[05/22/17 08:10:01] Wordy [840/1078] has challenged Doody [1018/1113] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:51:17 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/22/17 08:58:53] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/22/17 09:10:06] Bart [45/546] has challenged Wordy [962/1078] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:27:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/22/17 10:10:14] Wordy [927/1078] has challenged Bart [57/546] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:33:44 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/22/17 10:10:14] Wordy has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 3 days, 02:20:19 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/22/17 13:10:35] Wordy [859/1078] has challenged Bot [209/627] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:28:28 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/22/17 13:11:23] Shmegma [76/529] has challenged Wordy [153/1078] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:11:34 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/22/17 15:10:46] Wordy [724/1078] has challenged dick [681/1199] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:08:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/22/17 18:11:05] squirtingbuffalo [160/402] has challenged Wordy [770/1078] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:56:32 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/22/17 21:52:55] Bot [236/627] has challenged Wordy [328/1078] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:42:46 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/23/17 04:12:08] Wordy [166/1078] has challenged Bart [267/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:52:55 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/23/17 04:30:25] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Anky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/23/17 04:31:34] Anky [80/416] has cum upon Wordy [81/1078] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 01:38:13 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/23/17 04:32:58] Bart [234/546] has cum upon Wordy [922/1078] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:21:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/23/17 05:12:15] Wordy [695/1078] has challenged Doody [1083/1113] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:55:49 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/23/17 09:12:39] Bot [574/627] has challenged Wordy [109/1078] in combat and won! 11 days, 02:57:10 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/23/17 12:12:59] Wordy [235/1078] has challenged Anky [257/416] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:13 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/23/17 21:13:54] Bart [53/546] has challenged Wordy [215/1078] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:38:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/24/17 01:14:01] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/24/17 10:15:16] Doody [838/1113] has challenged Wordy [309/1078] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:25:52 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/24/17 13:15:34] Wordy [767/1078] has challenged Anky [325/416] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:17:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/24/17 14:15:40] Wordy [847/1078] has challenged Bot [5/627] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:29:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/24/17 15:15:47] Anky [155/416] has challenged Wordy [727/1078] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:13:58 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/24/17 20:16:17] Wordy [1049/1078] has challenged Doody [245/1115] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:28:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/24/17 20:16:17] Wordy has dealt Doody a Critical Strike! 10 days, 22:50:29 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/24/17 21:16:23] Wordy [96/1078] has challenged Bot [327/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:23:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/24/17 22:16:29] Doody [300/1115] has challenged Wordy [316/1078] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:02:27 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/25/17 03:17:01] Bot [418/627] has challenged Wordy [708/1078] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:24:16 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/25/17 06:17:19] Anky [318/416] has challenged Wordy [407/1078] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:20:44 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/25/17 10:17:44] Bot [558/627] has challenged Wordy [255/1078] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:59:43 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/25/17 13:18:02] Wordy [147/1078] has challenged Bart [162/559] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:18:29 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/25/17 14:18:09] Bot [34/627] has challenged Wordy [987/1078] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:08:59 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/25/17 19:18:42] Wordy [837/1078] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [64/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:37:51 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/25/17 20:18:47] Doody [749/1115] has challenged Wordy [1073/1078] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:48:47 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/26/17 00:19:10] Doody [1053/1115] has challenged Wordy [1019/1078] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:12:37 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/26/17 02:19:23] Wordy [16/1078] has challenged Doody [113/1115] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/26/17 05:34:09] Wordy [865/1078] has challenged Doody [938/1115] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:52:09 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/26/17 10:20:10] squirtingbuffalo [81/402] has challenged Wordy [529/1078] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:19:55 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/26/17 12:20:22] Doody [308/1115] has challenged Wordy [598/1078] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:35:42 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/26/17 13:20:28] Wordy [108/1078] has challenged Bot [124/627] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:52:37 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/26/17 13:23:22] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/26/17 14:20:34] Bot [263/627] has challenged Wordy [340/1078] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:48:12 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/26/17 16:20:45] Wordy [97/1078] has challenged Doody [1064/1115] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:37:15 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/26/17 22:21:24] Wordy [897/1078] has challenged Bart [140/527] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:06:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/27/17 02:21:49] Wordy [493/1078] has challenged Bart [474/527] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:53:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/27/17 03:21:55] Anky [334/448] has challenged Wordy [551/1078] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:15:46 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/27/17 05:22:08] Wordy [127/1078] has challenged Shmegma [489/516] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:08:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/27/17 06:22:14] squirtingbuffalo [137/402] has challenged Wordy [1026/1078] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:31:44 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/27/17 07:22:20] Wordy [760/1078] has challenged Bart [204/527] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:42:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/27/17 11:02:48] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/27/17 11:05:52] Wordy [286/1078] has cum upon Doody [1089/1115] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:38:03 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/27/17 12:24:36] Bot, Wordy, and squirtingbuffalo [206/2107] have team battled Doody, Anky, and Bart [1083/2090] and lost! 3 days, 01:23:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/17 17:23:23] Wordy [236/1078] has challenged Doody [894/1115] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:07:57 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/27/17 18:23:29] Bart [124/527] has challenged Wordy [294/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:19:32 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/27/17 19:23:35] Wordy [316/1078] has challenged Bot [43/627] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:29:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/27/17 23:24:01] Bot [414/627] has challenged Wordy [2/1078] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:30:05 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/28/17 02:24:21] Wordy [394/1078] has challenged Shmegma [404/516] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:21:01 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/28/17 04:24:34] Wordy [264/1078] has challenged dick [764/1199] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:18:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/28/17 06:24:45] Shmegma [243/516] has challenged Wordy [24/1078] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:01:46 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/28/17 06:33:55] Wordy was gang raped at a Furry convention. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:21:56 from level 66.
[05/28/17 11:25:17] Shmegma [113/516] has challenged Wordy [829/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:39:30 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/28/17 13:25:30] Anky [254/442] has challenged Wordy [738/1078] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:43:05 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/28/17 14:25:36] Wordy [494/1078] has challenged Anky [337/442] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:59:26 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/28/17 15:25:42] Anky [189/442] has challenged Wordy [278/1078] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:10:21 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/28/17 16:25:48] Wordy [835/1078] has challenged Bot [115/627] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:52:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/28/17 21:26:19] Wordy [381/1078] has challenged Bot [104/627] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:53:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/29/17 01:26:44] Wordy [491/1078] has challenged Bart [73/527] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:18:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/29/17 06:27:15] Wordy [870/1078] has challenged Shmegma [403/516] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:11:38 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/29/17 08:27:29] Wordy [802/1078] has challenged Shmegma [283/516] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:00:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/29/17 09:27:35] Bart [305/527] has challenged Wordy [151/1078] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:39:19 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/29/17 10:27:41] Wordy [153/1078] has challenged Anky [169/442] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:52:50 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/29/17 15:28:14] Wordy [54/1078] has challenged Bart [428/527] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:33:01 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/29/17 21:28:52] Shmegma [123/516] has challenged Wordy [398/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:37:54 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/29/17 22:28:58] Wordy [1002/1078] has challenged Bart [278/527] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:05:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/30/17 03:09:11] Wordy [625/1078] has challenged Doody [583/1149] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:26:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/30/17 03:48:21] Wordy was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:15:23 towards level 66.
[05/30/17 08:09:45] Wordy [773/1078] has challenged Bart [393/527] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:28:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/30/17 15:10:28] Wordy [574/1078] has challenged dick [478/1199] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:29:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/30/17 21:15:09] squirtingbuffalo, Shmegma, and Anky [500/1360] have team battled Doody, Wordy, and Bot [868/2854] and lost! 0 days, 06:29:04 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/17 01:11:30] Wordy [114/1078] has challenged Shmegma [411/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:57:21 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/31/17 03:11:43] squirtingbuffalo [123/402] has challenged Wordy [689/1078] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:12:17 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/31/17 04:11:49] Wordy [1058/1078] has challenged Shmegma [484/516] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:37:29 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/31/17 06:12:01] squirtingbuffalo [325/402] has challenged Wordy [385/1078] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:22:58 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/31/17 08:12:13] Wordy [683/1078] has challenged Doody [531/1149] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:47:28 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/31/17 09:35:58] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/31/17 18:13:16] Wordy [353/1078] has challenged Bot [301/627] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:31:44 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/31/17 21:13:34] Wordy [258/1078] has challenged dick [417/1199] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:39:57 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/01/17 02:14:05] Wordy [21/1078] has challenged Bart [70/527] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:35:07 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/01/17 04:14:18] Wordy [75/1078] has challenged dick [937/1199] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:23 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/01/17 07:14:38] Wordy [1006/1078] has challenged dick [440/1199] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:44:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/01/17 08:14:44] Shmegma [247/516] has challenged Wordy [725/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:33:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/01/17 11:15:02] Wordy [964/1078] has challenged Shmegma [505/516] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:04:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/01/17 12:15:08] Bot [197/627] has challenged Wordy [70/1078] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:19:18 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/01/17 15:04:32] Wordy found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:27:11 towards level 66.
[06/02/17 05:16:53] Shmegma [353/516] has challenged Wordy [590/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:08:16 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/02/17 09:17:18] Bart [472/527] has challenged Wordy [649/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:16:38 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/02/17 10:17:23] Anky [378/442] has challenged Wordy [534/1078] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:47:56 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/02/17 15:17:55] Wordy [879/1078] has challenged dick [191/1199] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:38:32 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/02/17 23:07:06] Wordy stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:20:15 towards level 66.
[06/03/17 03:19:08] Wordy [28/1078] has challenged Bot [432/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:41:49 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/03/17 05:17:21] Doody, Shmegma, and Bot [221/2266] have team battled Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bart [19/2185] and won! 0 days, 05:19:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/17 05:28:59] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/03/17 05:29:08] Bart [690/705] has cum upon Wordy [600/1078] and taken them in the face! 3 days, 19:17:07 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/03/17 11:20:01] Anky [224/442] has challenged Wordy [417/1078] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:56:13 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/03/17 19:20:49] Bot [519/627] has challenged Wordy [575/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:41 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/03/17 20:20:55] Wordy [46/1078] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [72/402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:19 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/03/17 21:05:47] Wordy [629/1078] has challenged Bot [529/627] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:51:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/03/17 22:18:15] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 7 days, 18:26:55 toward level 67.
[06/03/17 22:21:06] Wordy [381/1078] has challenged Bart [397/705] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:18:16 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/03/17 23:21:13] Wordy [555/1078] has challenged Doody [108/1149] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:25:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/04/17 11:22:27] Wordy [318/1078] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [105/402] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:59:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/04/17 12:22:33] Wordy [620/1078] has challenged Bot [65/627] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:06:06 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/04/17 13:22:39] Wordy [586/1078] has challenged Bart [579/705] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:22:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/04/17 14:22:45] Wordy [586/1078] has challenged Bot [527/627] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:07:44 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/04/17 21:23:28] Anky [404/442] has challenged Wordy [463/1078] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:02:02 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/05/17 03:24:05] Wordy [216/1078] has challenged Anky [355/442] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:32:33 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/05/17 04:24:12] Anky [230/442] has challenged Wordy [159/1078] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:36:57 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/05/17 05:24:18] Wordy [372/1078] has challenged Bart [393/705] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:27:56 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/05/17 12:25:03] Wordy [262/1078] has challenged Shmegma [214/490] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:26:38 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/05/17 16:25:28] Anky [375/442] has challenged Wordy [730/1078] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:43:56 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/05/17 22:26:06] squirtingbuffalo [29/402] has challenged Wordy [400/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:44:32 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/06/17 01:26:24] Bart [694/705] has challenged Wordy [1027/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:46:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/06/17 02:26:31] Wordy [596/1078] has challenged Shmegma [178/490] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:50:51 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/06/17 04:26:45] Bart [246/705] has challenged Wordy [642/1078] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:33:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/06/17 04:43:28] Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Anky [183/1334] have team battled Bart, Wordy, and Doody [2414/2932] and lost! 1 day, 09:41:37 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/17 05:26:51] Anky [429/442] has challenged Wordy [839/1078] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:04:23 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/06/17 08:27:11] Anky [382/442] has challenged Wordy [647/1078] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:27:57 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/06/17 11:27:29] Wordy [360/1078] has challenged Shmegma [351/490] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:16:10 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/06/17 12:27:35] Wordy [359/1078] has challenged Anky [308/442] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:37:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/07/17 00:28:51] Bart [395/705] has challenged Wordy [583/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:21:16 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/07/17 06:29:27] Wordy [128/1078] has challenged Doody [1028/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:36:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/07/17 07:29:33] Wordy [805/1078] has challenged Shmegma [121/490] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:34:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/07/17 12:30:04] Wordy [662/1078] has challenged Anky [317/442] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:07:17 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/07/17 14:30:16] Wordy [179/1078] has challenged Shmegma [441/490] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:47:23 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/07/17 16:30:28] Bart [247/705] has challenged Wordy [629/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:53:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/07/17 23:31:11] Bot [259/627] has challenged Wordy [514/1078] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:30:24 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/08/17 00:31:17] Anky [237/442] has challenged Wordy [927/1078] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:28:58 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/08/17 01:31:23] Bart [276/705] has challenged Wordy [180/1078] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:44:08 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/08/17 02:31:29] Shmegma [399/490] has challenged Wordy [264/1078] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:24:35 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/08/17 04:31:42] Wordy [115/1078] has challenged Bart [683/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:03:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/08/17 08:32:06] Wordy [37/1078] has challenged dick [319/1199] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:58:11 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/08/17 10:32:18] Wordy [142/1078] has challenged Bot [501/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:55:59 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/08/17 13:32:39] Wordy [691/1078] has challenged Bot [339/627] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:56:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/08/17 14:32:45] Wordy [252/1078] has challenged Bot [15/627] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:29:51 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/08/17 15:32:51] Bart [137/705] has challenged Wordy [211/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:46:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/08/17 16:32:57] Doody [674/1149] has challenged Wordy [152/1078] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:02:12 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/08/17 19:33:16] Wordy [394/1078] has challenged Bot [180/627] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:25:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/09/17 01:33:54] Shmegma [79/490] has challenged Wordy [661/1078] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:25:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/09/17 02:34:00] Wordy [640/1078] has challenged Bot [36/627] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:57:24 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/09/17 04:34:11] Wordy [985/1078] has challenged Bart [483/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:43:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/09/17 06:34:22] Shmegma [332/490] has challenged Wordy [520/1078] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:14:21 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/09/17 11:01:04] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/09/17 12:34:58] Wordy [171/1078] has challenged Shmegma [110/490] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:46:44 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/09/17 12:34:58] Wordy has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 1 day, 06:46:04 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/09/17 13:35:05] Bart [266/705] has challenged Wordy [381/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:55:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/09/17 14:35:10] Wordy [389/1078] has challenged Bot [95/627] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:45:46 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/09/17 15:50:23] Bart [148/705] has cum upon Wordy [926/1078] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:09:50 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/09/17 22:36:00] Wordy [109/1078] has challenged dick [772/1199] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:43:51 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/09/17 23:36:06] Doody [357/1149] has challenged Wordy [195/1078] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:05:03 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/10/17 00:36:12] Wordy [869/1078] has challenged Bot [165/627] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:30:20 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/10/17 01:36:18] Wordy [286/1078] has challenged Doody [915/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:44:15 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/10/17 02:36:24] Bot [625/627] has challenged Wordy [217/1078] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:11:49 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/10/17 06:36:48] Wordy [795/1078] has challenged Bart [55/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:38:10 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/10/17 10:46:21] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Anky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/10/17 12:00:29] Wordy [234/1078] has challenged dick [1171/1199] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:09:57 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/10/17 14:00:42] Shmegma [450/490] has challenged Wordy [758/1078] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:52:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/10/17 19:01:17] Wordy [855/1078] has challenged dick [1078/1199] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:40:52 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/10/17 20:01:24] Wordy [892/1078] has challenged Doody [1030/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:27 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/11/17 00:01:48] Bot [383/627] has challenged Wordy [959/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:36:16 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/11/17 00:44:28] Wordy got his dick stuck in a hoover!. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:26:05 from level 67.
[06/11/17 03:02:06] Wordy [129/1078] has challenged Bart [318/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:04:44 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/11/17 07:02:33] Wordy [894/1078] has challenged Doody [679/1149] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:41:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/11/17 13:12:19] Wordy misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:11:22 from level 67.
[06/11/17 14:26:48] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/11/17 15:23:45] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 00:08:05 toward level 67.
[06/11/17 15:33:13] Wordy [619/1079] has challenged Bot [278/623] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:27:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/11/17 17:03:37] Wordy [168/1079] has challenged Bart [381/705] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:49:56 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/11/17 20:03:56] Wordy [962/1079] has challenged Shmegma [115/490] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:21:26 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/11/17 22:04:09] Wordy [198/1079] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [296/402] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:40:11 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/12/17 01:04:28] squirtingbuffalo [159/402] has challenged Wordy [277/1079] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:34:35 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/12/17 03:04:41] squirtingbuffalo [0/402] has challenged Wordy [344/1079] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:20:52 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/12/17 04:04:47] Wordy [677/1079] has challenged dick [206/1200] in combat and won! 9 days, 14:06:22 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/12/17 06:05:00] Bart [12/705] has challenged Wordy [514/1079] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:07:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/12/17 06:14:40] Bart, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/12/17 07:05:06] Anky [98/442] has challenged Wordy [724/1079] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:42:44 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/12/17 08:05:13] Doody [982/1149] has challenged Wordy [95/1079] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:11:28 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/12/17 11:11:34] Wordy [148/1079] has cum upon Bart [322/705] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:41:59 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/12/17 17:06:09] Wordy [1052/1079] has challenged Bart [90/705] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:33:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/13/17 03:07:12] Wordy [161/1079] has challenged Shmegma [224/490] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:47:48 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/13/17 06:13:46] Wordy stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:32:19 towards level 68.
[06/13/17 10:07:57] Wordy [873/1079] has challenged Bot [331/623] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:13:53 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/13/17 16:08:36] Anky [354/472] has challenged Wordy [1047/1079] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:08:47 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/13/17 18:08:49] Shmegma [266/490] has challenged Wordy [761/1079] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:30:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/14/17 00:09:26] Anky [211/472] has challenged Wordy [125/1079] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:36:28 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/14/17 02:09:39] squirtingbuffalo [268/402] has challenged Wordy [96/1079] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:19:36 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/14/17 03:09:45] Bart [124/705] has challenged Wordy [673/1079] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:13:03 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/14/17 06:10:04] Wordy [950/1079] has challenged Bart [628/705] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:34:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/14/17 07:10:11] Wordy [386/1079] has challenged Bart [686/705] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:06:34 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/14/17 12:52:17] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/14/17 13:10:49] Wordy [691/1079] has challenged Shmegma [31/490] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:31:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/14/17 13:24:42] squirtingbuffalo [177/402] has cum upon Wordy [702/1079] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:30:14 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/14/17 17:11:17] Doody [422/1119] has challenged Wordy [256/1079] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:11:04 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/14/17 17:54:04] Bot [305/623] has challenged Wordy [477/1079] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:01:58 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/14/17 18:11:23] Wordy [662/1079] has challenged Bart [562/705] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:22:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/14/17 22:11:48] Shmegma [473/490] has challenged Wordy [241/1079] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:34:57 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/14/17 23:11:54] Bot [393/623] has challenged Wordy [19/1079] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:56:11 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/15/17 05:12:32] squirtingbuffalo [399/402] has challenged Wordy [499/1079] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:13:08 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/15/17 07:12:45] Bot [405/623] has challenged Wordy [503/1079] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:53:13 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/15/17 10:13:04] squirtingbuffalo [233/402] has challenged Wordy [922/1079] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:58:04 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/15/17 23:14:25] Wordy [158/1079] has challenged Shmegma [196/490] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:35:21 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/16/17 03:14:50] squirtingbuffalo [273/402] has challenged Wordy [174/1079] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:25:33 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/16/17 03:31:25] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/16/17 03:36:22] Wordy EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:12:31 from level 68.
[06/16/17 04:14:57] Wordy [915/1079] has challenged Doody [367/1119] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:08:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/16/17 05:15:03] Wordy [276/1079] has challenged dick [534/1200] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:49:23 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/16/17 07:15:14] Wordy [880/1079] has challenged Bart [487/705] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:10:02 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/16/17 12:15:47] Bot [319/623] has challenged Wordy [222/1079] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:26:37 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/16/17 18:16:24] Anky [62/472] has challenged Wordy [612/1079] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:43:23 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/16/17 19:16:30] Wordy [368/1079] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [166/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:40:51 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/16/17 20:41:08] squirtingbuffalo [376/402] has cum upon Wordy [989/1079] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:38:42 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/16/17 22:04:35] Wordy reinforced her shield with a dragon's scales! Wordy's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/17/17 07:17:45] Wordy [16/1080] has challenged dick [56/1202] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:06:58 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/17/17 13:18:22] Wordy [672/1080] has challenged Bart [105/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:49:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/17/17 16:18:42] Wordy [444/1080] has challenged Bart [276/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:54:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/17/17 16:18:42] Wordy has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:13:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/17/17 16:41:02] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/17/17 19:19:02] Wordy [868/1080] has challenged dick [768/1202] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:08:56 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/17/17 21:19:15] Shmegma [549/617] has challenged Wordy [893/1080] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:52:40 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/17/17 22:18:05] Wordy discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:27:26 towards level 68.
[06/18/17 01:19:40] Wordy [123/1080] has challenged dick [1052/1202] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:06:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/18/17 03:19:54] squirtingbuffalo [52/402] has challenged Wordy [170/1080] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:19:42 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/18/17 11:20:47] Bot [488/623] has challenged Wordy [18/1080] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:42:51 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/18/17 11:45:08] Wordy, Anky, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/18/17 12:20:53] squirtingbuffalo [279/402] has challenged Wordy [672/1080] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:35:42 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/18/17 13:20:59] Wordy [740/1080] has challenged Doody [924/1088] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:12:22 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/18/17 16:21:18] Bart [583/705] has challenged Wordy [308/1080] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:48:36 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/18/17 20:21:45] Anky [396/472] has challenged Wordy [237/1080] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:34:25 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/19/17 00:22:10] Wordy [740/1080] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [237/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:11:53 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/19/17 05:22:42] Wordy [443/1080] has challenged Bot [138/623] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:16:26 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/19/17 10:23:14] Wordy [998/1080] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [149/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:18:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/19/17 12:17:17] Wordy [531/1080] has challenged Anky [345/472] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:51:04 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/19/17 12:39:49] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 14 days, 05:55:09 toward level 69.
[06/19/17 13:23:33] Wordy [382/1080] has challenged Shmegma [355/617] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:33:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/19/17 20:24:18] Wordy [493/1080] has challenged Bot [444/623] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:38:17 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/19/17 21:24:24] Wordy [424/1080] has challenged Doody [595/1088] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:49:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/20/17 01:24:51] Wordy [299/1080] has challenged Bart [396/705] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:46:04 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/20/17 04:03:40] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/20/17 04:03:43] Shmegma [479/617] has cum upon Wordy [201/1080] and taken them in the face! 4 days, 20:38:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/20/17 04:13:53] Shmegma [82/617] has cum upon Wordy [499/1080] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:14:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/20/17 04:25:09] Wordy [534/1080] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [272/416] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:53:16 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/20/17 05:25:16] Bot [0/623] has challenged Wordy [231/1080] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:29:47 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/20/17 17:26:33] Wordy [666/1080] has challenged Shmegma [161/617] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:30:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/20/17 18:26:40] Shmegma [406/617] has challenged Wordy [893/1080] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:43:20 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/20/17 19:26:47] Wordy [458/1080] has challenged Shmegma [557/617] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:04:39 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/20/17 22:27:06] Wordy [1034/1080] has challenged Doody [584/1074] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:33:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/21/17 02:27:31] Bart [612/705] has challenged Wordy [204/1080] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:55:14 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/21/17 04:27:44] Wordy [427/1080] has challenged dick [425/1202] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:37:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/21/17 05:27:51] Doody [841/1074] has challenged Wordy [220/1080] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:30:20 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/21/17 07:28:03] Wordy [965/1080] has challenged Doody [195/1074] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:48:07 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/21/17 09:28:15] Wordy [453/1080] has challenged Shmegma [435/617] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:37:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/21/17 10:28:21] Wordy [842/1080] has challenged Doody [53/1074] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:46:17 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/21/17 12:28:33] Bart [490/705] has challenged Wordy [946/1080] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:39:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/21/17 16:28:58] Doody [226/1074] has challenged Wordy [169/1080] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:05:17 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/21/17 19:48:34] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/21/17 21:29:30] Wordy [199/1080] has challenged Bot [272/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:46:07 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/22/17 00:29:49] Bart [299/705] has challenged Wordy [885/1080] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:16:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/22/17 03:30:10] Wordy [51/1080] has challenged Bot [140/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:06:24 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/22/17 04:30:15] Wordy [267/1080] has challenged Bart [363/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:42:44 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/22/17 13:02:09] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/22/17 13:02:12] Shmegma [255/617] has cum upon Wordy [652/1080] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:35:48 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/22/17 13:31:12] Wordy [936/1080] has challenged Shmegma [412/617] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:37:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/23/17 03:32:43] squirtingbuffalo [199/416] has challenged Wordy [167/1080] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:29:52 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/23/17 09:33:18] Doody [568/1074] has challenged Wordy [217/1080] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:47:58 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/23/17 10:45:58] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/23/17 12:47:06] Doody [269/1074] has challenged Wordy [26/1080] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:18:08 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/23/17 15:33:57] Anky [20/472] has challenged Wordy [492/1080] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:16:26 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/23/17 20:34:31] Wordy [289/1080] has challenged Doody [713/1074] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:52:06 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/24/17 03:35:16] Wordy [408/1080] has challenged Shmegma [236/617] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:26:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/24/17 07:04:44] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/24/17 07:35:41] squirtingbuffalo [274/416] has challenged Wordy [536/1080] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:26:14 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/24/17 13:16:43] squirtingbuffalo [139/416] has challenged Wordy [424/1080] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:33:10 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/24/17 16:36:36] Wordy [541/1080] has challenged Doody [893/1074] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:43 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/24/17 19:36:54] Wordy [421/1080] has challenged Shmegma [468/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:04 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/24/17 21:37:07] Shmegma [388/530] has challenged Wordy [463/1080] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/24/17 22:39:31] Wordy [526/1080] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [320/416] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:39:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/25/17 00:37:25] Anky [416/562] has challenged Wordy [602/1080] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:45:57 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/25/17 03:37:44] Wordy [83/1080] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [268/416] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:49:09 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/25/17 03:52:22] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/25/17 03:52:25] squirtingbuffalo [206/416] has cum upon Wordy [288/1080] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:18:17 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/25/17 06:38:04] Wordy [872/1080] has challenged Shmegma [435/530] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:59:46 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/25/17 07:26:36] Bot, Bart, and Wordy [1752/2411] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Anky, and Shmegma [600/1508] and won! 0 days, 07:04:28 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/17 17:39:12] Shmegma [352/530] has challenged Wordy [1070/1080] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:16:02 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/26/17 00:39:56] Wordy [576/1080] has challenged Shmegma [69/530] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:41:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/26/17 02:14:45] squirtingbuffalo, Bot, and Shmegma [1322/1576] have team battled Wordy, Anky, and Bart [836/2347] and won! 0 days, 00:52:04 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/17 03:40:14] Bot [102/630] has challenged Wordy [172/1080] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:03 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/26/17 04:40:21] Wordy [910/1080] has challenged Anky [24/562] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:45:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/26/17 07:40:39] Shmegma [89/530] has challenged Wordy [796/1080] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:19:41 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/26/17 12:41:11] Wordy [284/1080] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [402/416] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:01:56 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/26/17 18:22:57] Bart, Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/26/17 18:44:59] Wordy [385/1080] has cum upon Bart [675/705] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:06:18 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/26/17 21:50:17] Wordy [1064/1080] has challenged Bart [519/705] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:41:22 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/26/17 23:50:29] Wordy [1022/1080] has challenged Bart [176/705] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:29:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/27/17 02:50:47] Wordy [358/1080] has challenged Doody [977/1074] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:05:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/27/17 04:51:00] Wordy [381/1080] has challenged Doody [934/1074] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:42:17 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/27/17 08:51:24] Bart [406/775] has challenged Wordy [240/1080] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:27:06 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/27/17 11:51:43] Bart [16/775] has challenged Wordy [631/1080] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:26:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/27/17 13:51:54] Wordy [415/1080] has challenged Anky [398/618] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:52:41 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/27/17 15:23:04] Wordy, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/27/17 15:52:07] Shmegma [518/583] has challenged Wordy [540/1080] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:33:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/27/17 23:52:57] Wordy [991/1080] has challenged Bart [200/775] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:00:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/28/17 00:53:03] Shmegma [227/583] has challenged Wordy [799/1080] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:51:07 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/28/17 01:53:09] Bart [510/775] has challenged Wordy [258/1080] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:20:43 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/28/17 04:53:27] Bart [422/775] has challenged Wordy [948/1080] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:39:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/28/17 05:53:33] Wordy [596/1080] has challenged Bart [336/775] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:48:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/28/17 06:53:39] Wordy [209/1080] has challenged Anky [483/618] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:41:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/28/17 07:53:45] Bot [237/630] has challenged Wordy [224/1080] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:27:58 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/28/17 08:53:51] Wordy [509/1080] has challenged dick [855/1202] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:59:22 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/28/17 12:54:14] Wordy [22/1080] has challenged dick [1026/1202] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:41:16 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/28/17 16:07:34] Shmegma, Bart, and squirtingbuffalo [658/1774] have team battled Wordy, Doody, and Anky [2286/2772] and lost! 1 day, 10:18:25 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/17 17:54:45] Wordy [450/1080] has challenged Doody [681/1074] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:00:36 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/28/17 18:32:11] Wordy gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:35:39 towards level 70.
[06/28/17 19:54:59] Wordy [520/1080] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [267/416] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:41:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/28/17 20:29:44] Wordy [839/1080] has cum upon Doody [162/1074] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 08:16:16 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/28/17 23:55:23] Wordy [78/1080] has challenged Bot [13/630] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:33:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/29/17 03:55:49] Wordy [474/1080] has challenged Shmegma [194/583] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:40:07 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/29/17 09:56:27] Wordy [175/1080] has challenged Bot [293/630] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:41:51 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/29/17 10:56:32] Bot [553/630] has challenged Wordy [756/1080] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:58:25 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/29/17 12:56:45] Wordy [890/1080] has challenged Doody [947/1074] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:59 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/29/17 14:56:59] Bot [193/630] has challenged Wordy [795/1080] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:03:02 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/29/17 16:57:11] Doody [610/1074] has challenged Wordy [54/1080] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:51:39 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/29/17 17:57:17] Wordy [994/1080] has challenged Doody [782/1074] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:09:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/29/17 20:57:36] Shmegma [90/583] has challenged Wordy [1039/1080] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:19:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/29/17 22:56:08] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Anky have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/30/17 02:58:12] Wordy [393/1080] has challenged Doody [966/1074] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:05:22 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/30/17 06:58:37] Wordy [63/1080] has challenged dick [15/1202] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:56:56 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/30/17 09:58:54] squirtingbuffalo [14/416] has challenged Wordy [992/1080] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:32:38 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/30/17 15:59:30] Doody [977/1074] has challenged Wordy [197/1080] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:29:08 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/01/17 00:00:18] Wordy [1058/1080] has challenged Doody [657/1074] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:12:10 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/01/17 00:18:05] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/01/17 09:01:10] Wordy [840/1080] has challenged Bot [506/630] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:28:38 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/01/17 12:59:46] Wordy [180/1080] has cum upon Doody [60/1074] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 01:26:41 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/01/17 14:27:46] Doody [999/1097] has challenged Wordy [804/1080] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:22:56 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/01/17 14:27:46] In the lemon party, Wordy dropped her level 75 set of leggings! Doody picks it up, tossing her old level 34 set of leggings to Wordy.
[07/01/17 17:01:57] Shmegma [315/583] has challenged Wordy [920/1044] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/01/17 20:02:16] Wordy [434/1044] has challenged Shmegma [103/583] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:05:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/01/17 20:29:37] Wordy [994/1044] has challenged Anky [508/618] in combat and won! 9 days, 04:15:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/01/17 23:14:32] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/02/17 00:02:40] Wordy [921/1044] has challenged Shmegma [201/583] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:18:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/02/17 01:02:46] Bot [515/630] has challenged Wordy [735/1044] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:59:19 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/02/17 03:02:58] Wordy [235/1044] has challenged Anky [133/618] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:08:06 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/02/17 04:03:04] Wordy [543/1044] has challenged Doody [421/1138] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:02:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/02/17 08:03:28] squirtingbuffalo [186/416] has challenged Wordy [172/1044] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:40:12 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/02/17 09:03:34] Wordy [340/1044] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [17/416] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:45:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/02/17 13:03:57] squirtingbuffalo [82/416] has challenged Wordy [1011/1044] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:54:07 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/03/17 00:05:03] squirtingbuffalo [276/416] has challenged Wordy [10/1044] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:29:51 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/03/17 00:05:03] squirtingbuffalo has dealt Wordy a Critical Strike! 1 day, 20:27:45 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/03/17 03:05:20] Doody [279/1138] has challenged Wordy [823/1044] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:31:19 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/03/17 11:06:08] squirtingbuffalo [120/416] has challenged Wordy [766/1044] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:33:54 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/03/17 14:06:26] Shmegma [3/583] has challenged Wordy [347/1044] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:08:17 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/03/17 15:06:32] Wordy [818/1044] has challenged dick [435/1161] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:41:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/03/17 20:14:18] Bart [151/775] has cum upon Wordy [203/1044] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:27:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/03/17 21:07:08] squirtingbuffalo [226/416] has challenged Wordy [1014/1044] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:33 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/03/17 22:07:14] Bart [503/775] has challenged Wordy [795/1044] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:54:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/04/17 00:07:27] Bot [464/630] has challenged Wordy [6/1044] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:40:02 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/04/17 11:08:31] Bot [119/630] has challenged Wordy [495/1044] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:06:19 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/04/17 12:08:37] Wordy [688/1044] has challenged Doody [491/1138] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:38:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/04/17 13:08:42] Wordy [71/1044] has challenged Doody [1042/1138] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:58:44 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/04/17 14:08:48] Shmegma [238/583] has challenged Wordy [53/1044] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:32:27 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/04/17 15:08:53] Bot [25/630] has challenged Wordy [151/1044] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:24:54 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/04/17 16:08:59] Wordy [697/1044] has challenged Bot [437/630] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:36:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/04/17 19:09:17] Anky [352/621] has challenged Wordy [998/1044] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:30:31 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/04/17 20:09:22] Wordy [569/1044] has challenged Bot [172/630] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:45:10 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/04/17 23:49:15] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 4 days, 07:45:22 toward level 71.
[07/05/17 05:10:18] Wordy [164/1044] has challenged Bart [543/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:02:04 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/05/17 07:10:29] Doody [900/1138] has challenged Wordy [735/1044] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:19:33 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/05/17 09:07:43] Shmegma [359/583] has challenged Wordy [452/1044] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:02:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/05/17 09:10:40] Wordy [150/1044] has challenged Bart [49/775] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:44:38 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/05/17 15:11:16] Anky [578/621] has challenged Wordy [328/1044] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:56:30 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/05/17 17:11:28] Bot [470/630] has challenged Wordy [273/1044] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:05:34 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/05/17 17:32:27] squirtingbuffalo, Doody, and Wordy [1050/2598] have team battled Bot, Bart, and Anky [965/2026] and won! 0 days, 04:18:17 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/17 22:12:00] Wordy [207/1044] has challenged Bart [582/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:28:16 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/05/17 23:09:54] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/06/17 01:12:18] Wordy [199/1044] has challenged Shmegma [328/583] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:28:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/06/17 05:12:42] Wordy [47/1044] has challenged Anky [260/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:55:03 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/06/17 08:13:02] Bart [128/775] has challenged Wordy [650/1044] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:34:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/06/17 09:13:07] Wordy [868/1044] has challenged Bot [419/630] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:18:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/06/17 19:13:41] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/06/17 20:14:14] Wordy [640/1044] has challenged Anky [380/621] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:10:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/06/17 21:14:20] Wordy [472/1044] has challenged Anky [386/621] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:56:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/06/17 23:14:32] Anky [9/621] has challenged Wordy [548/1044] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:08:32 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/06/17 23:32:37] Wordy found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:46 towards level 71.
[07/07/17 02:14:52] Wordy [389/1044] has challenged Bart [134/775] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:59:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/07/17 10:15:42] Wordy [773/1044] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [356/434] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:17:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/07/17 14:16:06] Wordy [513/1044] has challenged dick [85/1161] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:27:22 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/07/17 20:16:41] Doody [672/1144] has challenged Wordy [901/1044] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:45:58 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/08/17 04:17:30] Wordy [143/1044] has challenged dick [22/1161] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:10:47 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/08/17 09:18:00] Doody [757/1144] has challenged Wordy [777/1044] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:05:55 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/08/17 10:18:06] Doody [390/1144] has challenged Wordy [936/1044] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:30 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/08/17 14:18:30] Wordy [826/1044] has challenged Anky [65/621] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:12:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/08/17 15:18:36] Wordy [66/1044] has challenged Anky [281/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:16:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/08/17 18:18:54] Wordy [314/1044] has challenged Anky [467/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:13:18 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/08/17 23:19:23] Wordy [767/1044] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [422/434] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:44:51 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/08/17 23:19:23] Wordy has dealt squirtingbuffalo a Critical Strike! 7 days, 13:36:32 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/09/17 01:19:34] squirtingbuffalo [403/434] has challenged Wordy [1015/1044] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:01:59 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/09/17 08:20:18] Wordy [19/1044] has challenged Bot [597/630] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:05:59 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/09/17 12:20:42] squirtingbuffalo [141/434] has challenged Wordy [721/1044] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:13:16 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/09/17 13:20:49] Wordy [484/1044] has challenged Doody [1025/1156] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:53 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/09/17 16:21:07] Bot [516/630] has challenged Wordy [35/1044] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:01:40 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/09/17 17:00:41] squirtingbuffalo, Doody, and Wordy [1905/2634] have team battled Anky, Shmegma, and Bart [1356/1965] and won! 0 days, 00:30:37 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/17 20:21:31] Doody [762/1168] has challenged Wordy [105/1044] in combat and won! 10 days, 22:58:19 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/09/17 21:21:36] squirtingbuffalo [139/434] has challenged Wordy [78/1044] in combat and won! 12 days, 07:56:15 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/09/17 21:53:49] Wordy [206/1044] has challenged Bart [408/775] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:23:21 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/09/17 23:21:49] Anky [34/621] has challenged Wordy [538/1044] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:52:42 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/10/17 00:21:55] squirtingbuffalo [339/434] has challenged Wordy [581/1044] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:25:11 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/10/17 07:22:35] Wordy [844/1044] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [193/434] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:11:54 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/10/17 08:22:41] squirtingbuffalo [286/434] has challenged Wordy [25/1044] in combat and won! 11 days, 06:34:22 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/10/17 12:23:03] Wordy [193/1044] has challenged dick [903/1169] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:34:42 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/10/17 17:23:33] Wordy [845/1044] has challenged Doody [620/1168] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:09:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/10/17 19:23:45] Wordy [685/1044] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [202/434] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:13:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/11/17 00:24:15] Wordy [741/1044] has challenged Shmegma [380/569] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:24:07 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/11/17 02:24:27] Wordy [908/1044] has challenged Anky [420/620] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:16:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/11/17 05:24:45] Wordy [977/1044] has challenged dick [1115/1169] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:47:50 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/11/17 08:25:46] Wordy [559/1044] has cum upon Doody [633/1168] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:43:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/11/17 13:25:32] Anky [138/620] has challenged Wordy [232/1044] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:38:50 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/11/17 15:45:53] Wordy, Bart, and squirtingbuffalo [674/2253] have team battled Bot, Anky, and Shmegma [1746/1820] and lost! 3 days, 17:04:19 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/17 18:26:03] Doody [919/1168] has challenged Wordy [162/1044] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:47:50 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/11/17 20:26:16] Wordy [850/1044] has challenged Doody [1008/1168] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:44:56 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/12/17 03:26:58] Wordy [36/1044] has challenged dick [119/1169] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:37:41 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/12/17 05:20:49] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 2 days, 01:02:25 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[07/12/17 07:27:23] Wordy [817/1044] has challenged Bot [48/627] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:40:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/12/17 07:27:23] Wordy has dealt Bot a Critical Strike! 4 days, 06:21:24 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/12/17 08:27:29] Wordy [48/1044] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [171/434] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:27:42 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/12/17 10:09:12] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/12/17 10:27:41] Wordy [699/1044] has challenged Bot [307/627] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:11:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/12/17 12:27:51] Wordy [136/1044] has challenged Bot [541/627] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:07:01 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/12/17 14:28:04] Anky [290/620] has challenged Wordy [31/1044] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:39:11 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/12/17 16:28:15] Wordy [20/1044] has challenged dick [98/1169] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:27:47 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/12/17 22:28:52] Wordy [243/1044] has challenged Doody [932/1168] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:08:15 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/13/17 03:29:22] Wordy [582/1044] has challenged Doody [727/1168] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:37:45 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/13/17 06:29:41] Wordy [135/1044] has challenged dick [382/1169] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:59:01 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/13/17 08:10:15] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/13/17 11:24:02] Wordy sharpened the edge of her weapon! Wordy's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/13/17 16:30:41] Wordy [983/1078] has challenged Doody [1031/1168] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:07:00 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/13/17 22:31:19] Shmegma [542/569] has challenged Wordy [782/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:41:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/14/17 00:31:30] Wordy [873/1078] has challenged Shmegma [408/569] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:14:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/14/17 02:31:42] Wordy [350/1078] has challenged dick [368/1199] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:12:34 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/14/17 12:32:43] Bot [606/627] has challenged Wordy [200/1078] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:45:00 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/14/17 23:33:51] Wordy [584/1078] has challenged Anky [511/620] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:53:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/15/17 00:33:57] Wordy [452/1078] has challenged dick [842/1199] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:14:15 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/15/17 03:34:14] Anky [267/620] has challenged Wordy [530/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:42 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/15/17 04:34:20] Wordy [202/1078] has challenged Bot [518/627] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:16:43 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/15/17 05:52:32] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 6 days, 08:42:36 toward level 72.
[07/15/17 06:34:34] Wordy [759/1078] has challenged Shmegma [49/569] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:37:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/15/17 07:34:40] Wordy [968/1078] has challenged Shmegma [253/569] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:55:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/15/17 12:35:09] Wordy [766/1078] has challenged Doody [481/1168] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:14:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/15/17 21:54:45] squirtingbuffalo, Doody, and Shmegma [1373/2171] have team battled Wordy, Anky, and Bart [2125/2473] and lost! 0 days, 13:39:49 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/17 06:53:26] Wordy was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:19:54 towards level 72.
[07/16/17 07:41:16] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/16/17 07:41:16] squirtingbuffalo [289/434] has cum upon Wordy [866/1078] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 18:20:52 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/16/17 07:41:52] Bart [51/775] has cum upon Wordy [189/1078] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:31:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/16/17 09:37:18] Wordy [961/1078] has challenged Shmegma [432/569] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:45:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/16/17 15:05:26] Doody [425/1168] has challenged Wordy [206/1078] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:01:12 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/16/17 16:05:32] Doody [21/1168] has challenged Wordy [776/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:21:02 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/16/17 18:05:44] Wordy [742/1078] has challenged Bot [401/627] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:39:04 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/16/17 21:06:02] Wordy [553/1078] has challenged Doody [605/1168] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:37:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/17/17 00:06:19] Wordy [251/1078] has challenged Anky [289/620] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:54:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/17/17 03:06:39] Wordy [825/1078] has challenged Bart [0/775] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:43:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/17/17 03:46:32] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/17/17 04:06:45] Wordy [85/1078] has challenged Shmegma [508/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:17:44 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/17/17 06:06:58] Shmegma [23/569] has challenged Wordy [659/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:28:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/17/17 07:07:03] Wordy [433/1078] has challenged Bot [472/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:02:30 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/17/17 13:07:39] Wordy [989/1078] has challenged Shmegma [451/569] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:46:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/17/17 15:07:52] Wordy [853/1078] has challenged Doody [19/1168] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:23:21 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/17/17 17:08:05] Anky [355/620] has challenged Wordy [218/1078] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:35:31 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/17/17 20:08:23] Bot [172/627] has challenged Wordy [561/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:58:27 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/17/17 22:30:04] Bart, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/17/17 23:08:41] Wordy [842/1078] has challenged dick [1049/1199] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:28:58 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/18/17 00:08:47] Wordy [1062/1078] has challenged Bart [321/775] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:32:47 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/18/17 03:09:04] Wordy [521/1078] has challenged Shmegma [362/569] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:38:56 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/18/17 04:09:11] Anky [201/620] has challenged Wordy [1006/1078] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:53:14 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/18/17 15:10:21] Wordy [187/1078] has challenged Bart [698/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:48:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/18/17 17:10:35] Wordy [896/1078] has challenged dick [118/1199] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:10:41 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/18/17 18:10:41] Wordy [173/1078] has challenged Anky [382/620] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:13:00 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/18/17 20:10:53] Wordy [382/1078] has challenged Anky [346/620] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:11:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/18/17 21:10:58] Wordy [34/1078] has challenged Bart [289/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:07 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/19/17 02:11:29] Wordy [389/1078] has challenged Bot [212/627] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:07:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/19/17 03:11:36] Bot [513/627] has challenged Wordy [782/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:37 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/19/17 10:12:19] Bart [244/775] has challenged Wordy [427/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:11:03 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/19/17 11:12:26] Wordy [968/1078] has challenged Shmegma [363/569] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:01:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/19/17 12:12:32] Wordy [206/1078] has challenged Anky [368/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:26:48 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/19/17 14:12:43] Wordy [24/1078] has challenged Anky [259/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:33:43 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/19/17 18:13:08] Anky [123/622] has challenged Wordy [833/1078] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:00:28 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/19/17 19:27:43] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 02:08:31 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[07/20/17 02:13:58] Wordy [913/1078] has challenged Shmegma [234/569] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:29:44 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/20/17 02:44:27] Wordy [220/1078] has cum upon Doody [362/1166] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:48:30 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/20/17 04:14:09] Wordy [583/1078] has challenged Anky [130/622] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:52:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/20/17 04:58:38] Shmegma, Wordy, and Bart [1218/2426] have team battled Anky, Doody, and Bot [694/2415] and won! 0 days, 05:22:48 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/17 07:14:28] Anky [559/622] has challenged Wordy [849/1078] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:30:11 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/20/17 10:14:45] Wordy [185/1078] has challenged Doody [518/1166] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:27:45 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/20/17 14:15:10] Wordy [179/1078] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [400/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:05:47 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/20/17 16:25:36] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/20/17 22:15:58] Anky [567/622] has challenged Wordy [102/1078] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:27:33 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/20/17 22:15:58] Anky has dealt Wordy a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:50:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/20/17 23:09:04] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 00:10:45 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[07/21/17 04:16:36] squirtingbuffalo [48/434] has challenged Wordy [816/1078] in combat and lost! 14 days, 07:47:25 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/21/17 14:17:36] Anky [229/622] has challenged Wordy [34/1078] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:31:19 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/21/17 15:17:42] squirtingbuffalo [214/434] has challenged Wordy [372/1078] in combat and lost! 13 days, 00:55:55 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/21/17 18:18:01] Wordy [327/1078] has challenged Shmegma [52/569] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:09:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/21/17 22:18:27] Wordy [293/1078] has challenged Bot [381/646] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:54:16 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/21/17 23:18:33] Wordy [910/1078] has challenged Bot [477/646] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:31:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/22/17 00:18:40] Wordy [942/1078] has challenged Bot [138/646] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:48:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/22/17 03:18:59] Anky [406/622] has challenged Wordy [547/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:40:45 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/22/17 04:19:05] Wordy [975/1078] has challenged Doody [92/1166] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:49:21 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/22/17 05:19:11] Wordy [445/1078] has challenged Shmegma [411/569] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/22/17 06:19:17] Shmegma [11/569] has challenged Wordy [761/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/22/17 07:33:22] Shmegma [24/569] has challenged Wordy [161/1078] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:26:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/22/17 11:10:23] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 00:26:30 toward level 72.
[07/22/17 11:19:49] Bart [609/779] has challenged Wordy [194/1078] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:35:50 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/22/17 11:25:55] Wordy [375/1078] has challenged Shmegma [122/569] in combat and won! 10 days, 17:46:56 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/22/17 13:20:01] Wordy [294/1078] has challenged Bot [221/646] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:04:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/22/17 17:20:25] Bart [78/779] has challenged Wordy [771/1078] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:09:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/22/17 19:20:37] Wordy [718/1078] has challenged Doody [70/1166] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:25:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/22/17 22:21:29] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/23/17 01:21:14] Wordy [643/1078] has challenged Anky [302/625] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:13:06 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/23/17 03:21:28] Doody [797/1166] has challenged Wordy [543/1078] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:55:11 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/23/17 06:21:47] Wordy [532/1078] has challenged dick [1061/1199] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:35:22 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/23/17 10:22:12] Wordy [1064/1078] has challenged Anky [32/625] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:28:17 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/23/17 15:22:44] Shmegma [366/574] has challenged Wordy [227/1078] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:29:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/23/17 16:22:50] Anky [349/625] has challenged Wordy [53/1078] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:02:06 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/23/17 19:23:09] squirtingbuffalo [15/430] has challenged Wordy [301/1078] in combat and lost! 10 days, 15:35:13 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/23/17 21:23:21] Wordy [634/1078] has challenged Shmegma [22/574] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:19:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/23/17 22:23:28] Wordy [322/1078] has challenged Bot [49/646] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:42:24 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/23/17 23:23:34] Wordy [247/1078] has challenged Anky [419/625] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:31:00 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/24/17 02:21:51] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/24/17 04:24:07] Wordy [883/1078] has challenged Bot [140/646] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:53:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/24/17 07:24:24] Shmegma [26/574] has challenged Wordy [933/1078] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:28:26 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/24/17 09:24:37] Wordy [1025/1078] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [140/430] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:48:56 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/24/17 13:36:14] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Wordy in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 5 days, 07:27:04 from level 73.
[07/24/17 17:25:25] Anky [395/625] has challenged Wordy [31/1078] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:42:17 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/24/17 18:25:31] Wordy [889/1078] has challenged Bot [129/646] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:36:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/24/17 20:39:00] Anky [476/625] has challenged Wordy [926/1078] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:02:12 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/24/17 22:25:55] Doody [921/1166] has challenged Wordy [825/1078] in combat and won! 12 days, 01:17:24 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/24/17 23:26:02] Wordy [365/1078] has challenged Bot [454/646] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:59:22 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/25/17 00:26:14] Shmegma, Wordy, and Doody [285/2818] have team battled Anky, Bart, and Bot [1533/2050] and lost! 2 days, 07:29:07 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/17 02:26:20] Wordy [311/1078] has challenged Shmegma [404/574] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:46:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/25/17 07:26:51] Wordy [429/1078] has challenged Bot [345/646] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:54:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/25/17 08:02:12] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Anky have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/25/17 13:27:28] Bot [279/646] has challenged Wordy [736/1078] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:40:15 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/25/17 18:27:59] Bot [268/646] has challenged Wordy [678/1078] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:08:13 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/25/17 19:28:07] Wordy [179/1078] has challenged Doody [477/1166] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:25:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/25/17 21:28:19] squirtingbuffalo [28/430] has challenged Wordy [103/1078] in combat and lost! 13 days, 22:19:11 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/26/17 00:28:37] Doody [948/1166] has challenged Wordy [698/1078] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:46:57 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/26/17 05:29:06] Wordy [470/1078] has challenged Bart [546/779] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:27:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/26/17 10:29:39] Wordy [862/1078] has challenged dick [454/1199] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:38:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/26/17 11:29:45] Shmegma [384/574] has challenged Wordy [412/1078] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:41:17 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/26/17 12:03:13] Wordy ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:19:43 from level 73.
[07/26/17 15:30:09] Wordy [594/1078] has challenged Bot [66/646] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:46:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/26/17 16:30:16] Doody [683/1166] has challenged Wordy [43/1078] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:08:53 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/27/17 02:24:13] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/27/17 06:35:15] Wordy bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:18:09 towards level 73.
[07/27/17 08:31:53] Wordy [571/1078] has challenged Doody [982/1166] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:59:45 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/27/17 09:32:00] Wordy [363/1078] has challenged dick [542/1199] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:11:43 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/27/17 11:32:12] Wordy [652/1078] has challenged Shmegma [19/574] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:12:17 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/27/17 13:32:23] Bot [37/646] has challenged Wordy [813/1078] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:18:50 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/27/17 15:32:36] Wordy [102/1078] has challenged Bot [261/646] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:09:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/27/17 16:32:42] Wordy [372/1078] has challenged Bot [9/646] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:27:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/28/17 00:33:32] Doody [987/1166] has challenged Wordy [1052/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:44:36 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/28/17 02:25:18] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/28/17 02:32:42] Wordy [400/1078] has cum upon Bart [673/785] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:09:19 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/28/17 04:12:11] Anky [613/625] has cum upon Wordy [1031/1078] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:56:38 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/28/17 05:34:04] Doody [737/1166] has challenged Wordy [143/1078] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:40:00 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/28/17 06:34:10] Anky [486/625] has challenged Wordy [951/1078] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:00:06 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/28/17 18:35:23] Bart [193/785] has challenged Wordy [54/1078] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:27:57 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/28/17 20:35:35] Bart [305/785] has challenged Wordy [830/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/28/17 21:53:53] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Anky have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/29/17 01:36:06] Wordy [713/1078] has challenged dick [209/1199] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:49:16 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/29/17 02:36:13] Anky [205/625] has challenged Wordy [918/1078] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:48:44 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/29/17 03:36:18] Bot [365/646] has challenged Wordy [341/1078] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:58:53 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/29/17 04:36:25] Wordy [416/1078] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [389/430] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:50:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/29/17 05:36:31] Wordy [113/1078] has challenged Anky [62/625] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:57:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/29/17 06:36:38] Wordy [9/1078] has challenged Doody [426/1166] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:08:48 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/29/17 15:37:32] Doody [516/1166] has challenged Wordy [1008/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:22:04 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/29/17 17:37:43] Wordy [434/1078] has challenged dick [135/1199] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:31:10 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/29/17 18:37:49] Anky [120/625] has challenged Wordy [404/1078] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:48:33 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/29/17 20:38:02] Wordy [723/1078] has challenged Anky [437/625] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:03:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/29/17 21:38:09] Wordy [689/1078] has challenged dick [57/1199] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:07 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/30/17 01:38:34] Wordy [139/1078] has challenged Anky [286/625] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:00 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/30/17 01:38:37] Wordy [634/1078] has challenged Doody [1028/1139] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:02:12 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/30/17 02:38:40] Wordy [51/1078] has challenged Bart [549/785] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:24:22 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/30/17 07:39:11] Anky [227/625] has challenged Wordy [584/1078] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:29:25 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/30/17 15:40:02] Wordy [12/1078] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [393/430] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:22:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/30/17 22:40:45] Wordy [404/1078] has challenged Bart [719/785] in combat and lost! 7 days, 15:17:24 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/31/17 02:41:10] Bart [236/785] has challenged Wordy [993/1078] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:43:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/31/17 04:41:23] Anky [214/625] has challenged Wordy [64/1078] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:42:50 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/31/17 05:41:28] Bart [135/785] has challenged Wordy [368/1078] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:53:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/31/17 07:41:41] Wordy [740/1078] has challenged Shmegma [29/603] in combat and won! 15 days, 15:50:29 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/31/17 08:21:36] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/31/17 12:42:11] Wordy [922/1078] has challenged Bot [37/651] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:25:26 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/31/17 16:42:35] Wordy [632/1078] has challenged Bart [50/785] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:11:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/31/17 17:42:40] Bart [711/785] has challenged Wordy [1047/1078] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:53:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/31/17 18:42:47] Wordy [156/1078] has challenged Shmegma [247/603] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:38:22 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/01/17 06:17:27] Wordy was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:59:24 towards level 74.
[08/01/17 10:44:25] Shmegma [341/603] has challenged Wordy [886/1078] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:09:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/01/17 15:44:56] Doody [761/1134] has challenged Wordy [493/1078] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:39:32 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/01/17 23:18:20] Doody [20/1134] has challenged Wordy [766/1078] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:14:12 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/01/17 23:45:44] Doody [617/1134] has challenged Wordy [149/1078] in combat and won! 12 days, 07:24:23 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/02/17 00:45:41] Wordy had a hot threesome! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:31:15 towards level 74.
[08/02/17 00:45:50] Doody [293/1134] has challenged Wordy [882/1078] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:28:26 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/02/17 01:45:57] Wordy [903/1078] has challenged Bart [527/785] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:07:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/02/17 04:09:21] Wordy [681/1078] has cum upon Doody [596/1134] and taken them in the face! 5 days, 03:59:10 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/02/17 05:46:22] Wordy [272/1078] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [392/430] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:17:53 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/02/17 10:46:54] Wordy [350/1078] has challenged Anky [19/625] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:03:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/02/17 15:47:25] Bot [206/651] has challenged Wordy [89/1078] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:34:58 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/02/17 16:47:31] Bart [620/785] has challenged Wordy [433/1078] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:22:00 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/02/17 17:47:37] Wordy [908/1078] has challenged dick [292/1199] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:35:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/02/17 18:47:43] Wordy [133/1078] has challenged Bart [270/785] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:00:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/03/17 01:06:20] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Wordy in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 12 days, 05:36:46 from level 74.
[08/03/17 01:27:49] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/03/17 06:48:56] Wordy [622/1078] has challenged Doody [850/1134] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:24:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/03/17 12:49:34] Wordy [957/1078] has challenged Shmegma [214/603] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:28:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/03/17 14:08:27] squirtingbuffalo, Wordy, and Shmegma [950/2111] have team battled Bot, Bart, and Doody [1049/2570] and lost! 1 day, 15:50:30 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/17 18:50:12] Doody [161/1134] has challenged Wordy [154/1078] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:20:53 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/03/17 19:07:46] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/04/17 03:51:05] Wordy [1055/1078] has challenged Bart [739/785] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:50:47 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/04/17 06:51:24] Wordy [805/1078] has challenged dick [469/1199] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:13:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/04/17 07:51:31] Wordy [992/1078] has challenged Anky [610/622] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:05:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/04/17 10:48:04] Shmegma [414/607] has cum upon Wordy [260/1078] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 13:50:30 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/04/17 10:51:50] Bot [375/656] has challenged Wordy [503/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:16:36 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/05/17 07:53:53] Wordy [1032/1078] has challenged dick [912/1199] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:50:02 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/05/17 08:53:59] Wordy [106/1078] has challenged Shmegma [137/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:12:36 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/05/17 09:54:05] squirtingbuffalo [227/430] has challenged Wordy [146/1078] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:39:27 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[08/05/17 12:54:23] Anky [433/622] has challenged Wordy [479/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:39:19 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/05/17 13:00:17] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/05/17 15:54:41] Wordy [464/1078] has challenged dick [767/1199] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:56:32 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/05/17 19:55:06] Wordy [798/1078] has challenged Bart [335/779] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:42:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/05/17 20:33:46] Anky [604/622] has challenged Wordy [660/1078] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:26:12 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/06/17 02:55:49] Wordy [6/1078] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [2/430] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:47:47 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/06/17 07:56:19] Anky [124/622] has challenged Wordy [1026/1078] in combat and lost! 9 days, 10:55:00 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/06/17 18:07:45] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/06/17 19:57:34] Bart [240/779] has challenged Wordy [777/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:04:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/07/17 00:58:06] Bart [391/779] has challenged Wordy [813/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:47:14 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/07/17 04:17:41] Wordy was rejuvenated by a coffee enema! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:00:49 towards level 74.
[08/07/17 07:58:48] Wordy [1023/1078] has challenged Shmegma [375/607] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:42:38 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/07/17 09:59:00] Doody [271/1134] has challenged Wordy [640/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:24 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/07/17 12:54:18] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/07/17 12:57:30] Anky [467/609] has cum upon Wordy [615/1078] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:59:10 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/07/17 14:05:21] Wordy [166/1078] has cum upon Bart [192/779] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:45:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/07/17 17:59:49] Wordy [523/1078] has challenged Shmegma [95/607] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:01:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/07/17 22:00:12] Doody [562/1134] has challenged Wordy [493/1078] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:30:44 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/07/17 23:00:18] Wordy [468/1078] has challenged dick [383/1199] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:46:56 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/08/17 00:00:25] Doody [210/1134] has challenged Wordy [1036/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:14:55 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/08/17 01:00:32] Wordy [102/1078] has challenged Anky [490/609] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:30:04 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/08/17 04:00:50] Doody [835/1134] has challenged Wordy [311/1078] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:36:40 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/08/17 05:00:55] Anky [422/609] has challenged Wordy [30/1078] in combat and won! 15 days, 16:59:52 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/08/17 06:01:01] Wordy [634/1078] has challenged Doody [440/1134] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:28:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/08/17 09:44:11] squirtingbuffalo, Wordy, and Bot [185/2164] have team battled Bart, Doody, and Anky [1703/2522] and lost! 0 days, 09:29:05 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/17 18:59:03] Wordy slipped a mickey to Anky and stole her level 40 pair of gloves while they were passed out! Wordy leaves her old level 27 pair of gloves behind, which Anky then takes. Also Anky wakes up with a really sore asshole.
[08/08/17 19:02:18] Wordy [793/1089] has challenged Anky [463/595] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:37:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/08/17 19:05:09] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/08/17 19:05:24] Anky [258/595] has cum upon Wordy [74/1089] and taken them in the face! 8 days, 03:25:07 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/08/17 23:02:43] Bart [378/779] has challenged Wordy [148/1089] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:41:29 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/09/17 05:03:22] Doody [759/1134] has challenged Wordy [1011/1089] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:09:11 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/09/17 05:19:26] Wordy got the clap. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:10:59 from level 74.
[08/09/17 10:03:52] Shmegma [297/607] has challenged Wordy [138/1089] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:56:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/09/17 12:04:04] Bot [190/656] has challenged Wordy [290/1089] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:13:47 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/09/17 12:46:35] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Anky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/09/17 12:46:44] Anky [22/595] has cum upon Wordy [137/1089] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:38:50 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/09/17 15:04:22] Wordy [343/1089] has challenged Shmegma [501/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:46:44 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/09/17 16:04:28] Anky [124/595] has challenged Wordy [226/1089] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:34:44 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/09/17 17:52:16] Anky [574/595] has cum upon Wordy [767/1089] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:09:25 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/09/17 23:05:11] Wordy [385/1089] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [356/430] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:05:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/10/17 11:06:23] Wordy [715/1089] has challenged Bot [467/650] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:39:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/10/17 14:06:42] Shmegma [119/607] has challenged Wordy [470/1089] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:52:26 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/10/17 15:06:47] Wordy [120/1089] has challenged Shmegma [267/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:37:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/10/17 16:06:54] Wordy [659/1089] has challenged Bart [420/779] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:49:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/10/17 23:07:37] Wordy [802/1089] has challenged Bot [352/650] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:09:24 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/11/17 00:29:38] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/11/17 03:08:03] Shmegma [25/607] has challenged Wordy [692/1089] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:56:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/11/17 06:08:23] Wordy [664/1089] has challenged Shmegma [174/607] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:38:54 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/11/17 06:08:23] Wordy has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 5 days, 07:23:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/11/17 07:08:28] Anky [467/595] has challenged Wordy [738/1089] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:31:10 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/11/17 08:08:35] Wordy [1022/1089] has challenged Bot [204/650] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:58:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/11/17 10:08:47] Bot [381/650] has challenged Wordy [595/1089] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:06:44 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/11/17 13:13:12] Wordy [555/1105] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [173/430] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:39:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/11/17 18:09:35] Wordy [538/1105] has challenged Anky [201/595] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:57:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/11/17 19:09:43] Bot [181/650] has challenged Wordy [696/1105] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:10:42 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/11/17 20:09:49] Shmegma [147/607] has challenged Wordy [113/1105] in combat and won! 13 days, 21:10:15 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/12/17 06:10:50] Wordy [657/1105] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [256/436] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:07:05 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/12/17 07:10:56] Wordy [7/1105] has challenged Bart [554/779] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:07:12 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/12/17 08:11:02] Bart [339/779] has challenged Wordy [996/1105] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:45:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/12/17 10:11:14] Anky [584/588] has challenged Wordy [592/1105] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:57:59 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/12/17 11:11:21] Wordy [6/1105] has challenged Bart [74/779] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:25:32 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/12/17 12:11:27] Doody [736/1134] has challenged Wordy [153/1105] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:12:00 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/12/17 18:12:02] Wordy [843/1105] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [122/436] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:56:17 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/12/17 20:12:14] Wordy [190/1105] has challenged Bart [263/779] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:32:53 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/12/17 22:12:26] Wordy [181/1105] has challenged dick [976/1229] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:15:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/12/17 23:12:33] Wordy [730/1105] has challenged Anky [96/588] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:21:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/12/17 23:12:33] Wordy has dealt Anky a Critical Strike! 3 days, 00:18:41 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/13/17 03:12:57] Wordy [64/1105] has challenged Bot [447/650] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:35:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/13/17 08:23:32] Bart, Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/13/17 14:14:05] Doody [188/1134] has challenged Wordy [107/1105] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:51:48 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/13/17 17:14:24] Wordy [585/1105] has challenged Bot [115/650] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:09:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/13/17 20:14:43] Bart [636/779] has challenged Wordy [932/1105] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:40:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/13/17 22:14:55] Doody [203/1134] has challenged Wordy [390/1105] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:45:26 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/13/17 23:15:02] squirtingbuffalo [244/436] has challenged Wordy [433/1105] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:57:13 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[08/14/17 00:15:08] Anky [349/588] has challenged Wordy [1101/1105] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:36:28 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/14/17 03:15:26] Wordy [734/1105] has challenged Anky [291/588] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:03:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/14/17 05:15:39] Doody [728/1154] has challenged Wordy [322/1105] in combat and won! 9 days, 10:27:31 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/14/17 06:50:39] Wordy ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:39:34 from level 75.
[08/14/17 09:16:02] Wordy [622/1105] has challenged Doody [762/1154] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:50:34 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/14/17 10:16:08] Wordy [480/1105] has challenged Doody [148/1154] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:20:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/14/17 11:16:15] Bot [299/650] has challenged Wordy [52/1105] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:10:08 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/14/17 13:16:26] Wordy [540/1105] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [283/436] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:50:46 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/14/17 14:16:31] Wordy [311/1105] has challenged Doody [260/1154] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:25:22 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/14/17 18:17:32] Doody, Shmegma, and Anky [1857/2349] have team battled Wordy, Bart, and squirtingbuffalo [476/2320] and won! 4 days, 14:52:50 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/17 21:17:14] Wordy [848/1105] has challenged Shmegma [49/607] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:03:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/15/17 00:17:31] Doody [453/1154] has challenged Wordy [363/1105] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:01:58 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/15/17 03:17:51] Wordy [1011/1105] has challenged Anky [567/588] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:02:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/15/17 04:17:57] Wordy [883/1105] has challenged Doody [501/1154] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:23:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/15/17 07:18:14] squirtingbuffalo [192/436] has challenged Wordy [288/1105] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:55:34 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[08/15/17 15:19:03] Doody [208/1154] has challenged Wordy [713/1105] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:59:16 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/15/17 20:19:36] Wordy [700/1105] has challenged Bot [54/650] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:43:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/15/17 20:20:12] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 10:41:25 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[08/15/17 22:19:48] Bot [401/650] has challenged Wordy [777/1105] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:53:54 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/16/17 02:20:12] Shmegma [147/607] has challenged Wordy [863/1105] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:26:58 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/16/17 17:21:44] Wordy [720/1105] has challenged Bot [456/650] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:33:21 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/16/17 17:52:59] Wordy, Anky, and Bart [1318/2472] have team battled Doody, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot [921/2240] and won! 1 day, 10:04:46 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/17 18:21:50] Wordy [485/1105] has challenged Anky [375/588] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:44:02 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/16/17 19:21:57] squirtingbuffalo [315/436] has challenged Wordy [307/1105] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:12:49 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[08/17/17 00:22:28] Wordy [200/1105] has challenged Anky [390/588] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:49:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/17/17 03:22:47] squirtingbuffalo [362/436] has challenged Wordy [102/1105] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:05:37 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[08/17/17 10:23:33] Bot [432/650] has challenged Wordy [290/1105] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:19:28 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/17/17 11:42:56] Wordy sharpened the edge of her weapon! Wordy's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/17/17 12:23:45] Wordy [658/1142] has challenged Shmegma [94/607] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:32:07 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/17/17 13:23:51] Bot [150/650] has challenged Wordy [786/1142] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:46:10 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/17/17 15:24:03] Bot [451/650] has challenged Wordy [497/1142] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:08:46 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/17/17 22:24:46] Bot [616/650] has challenged Wordy [55/1142] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:54:26 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/17/17 23:24:53] Doody [803/1154] has challenged Wordy [722/1142] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:41:39 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/18/17 05:11:34] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/18/17 16:26:39] Wordy [979/1142] has challenged Bart [128/779] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:54:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/19/17 05:51:14] Wordy found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:12:57 towards level 75.
[08/19/17 08:28:15] Anky [537/588] has challenged Wordy [369/1142] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:39:24 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/19/17 10:28:27] Shmegma [182/607] has challenged Wordy [536/1142] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:08:34 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/19/17 13:28:45] Shmegma [77/607] has challenged Wordy [287/1142] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:40:49 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/19/17 14:28:52] Shmegma [422/607] has challenged Wordy [123/1142] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:56:47 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/19/17 14:28:52] In the lemon party, Wordy dropped her level 94 tunic! Shmegma picks it up, tossing her old level 35 tunic to Wordy.
[08/19/17 16:03:49] Anky, Shmegma, and Wordy [287/2349] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Bot, and Bart [715/1865] and lost! 0 days, 19:47:19 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/17 18:29:16] Anky [481/588] has challenged Wordy [575/1089] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:15:35 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/19/17 21:29:34] Doody [241/1154] has challenged Wordy [130/1089] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:44:01 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/19/17 22:29:40] squirtingbuffalo [435/436] has challenged Wordy [659/1089] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:21:02 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[08/19/17 23:29:46] Wordy [532/1089] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [315/436] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:41:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/20/17 03:30:12] Anky [278/588] has challenged Wordy [748/1089] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:41:30 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/20/17 06:30:30] Doody [19/1154] has challenged Wordy [172/1089] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:31:58 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/20/17 08:30:42] Wordy [397/1089] has challenged Bart [230/779] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:41:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/20/17 10:30:55] Doody [352/1154] has challenged Wordy [598/1089] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:07 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/20/17 11:31:01] Anky [228/588] has challenged Wordy [389/1089] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:11 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/20/17 17:31:39] Anky [390/588] has challenged Wordy [520/1089] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:23:27 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/20/17 19:31:52] Wordy [305/1089] has challenged dick [995/1211] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:05:15 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/20/17 20:31:58] Wordy [1086/1089] has challenged Shmegma [488/672] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:12:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/20/17 22:32:09] Wordy [419/1089] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [183/436] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:54:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/21/17 04:32:46] Wordy [176/1089] has challenged dick [864/1211] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:52:56 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/21/17 12:33:35] Wordy [481/1089] has challenged dick [934/1211] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:28:09 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/21/17 14:33:46] Doody [930/1144] has challenged Wordy [697/1089] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:06:53 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/21/17 15:28:47] squirtingbuffalo [14/436] has challenged Wordy [441/1089] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:38:12 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[08/21/17 15:33:53] Shmegma [664/672] has challenged Wordy [567/1089] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:10:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/21/17 16:34:00] Doody [161/1144] has challenged Wordy [19/1089] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:39 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/21/17 17:34:06] Wordy [240/1089] has challenged Bot [150/650] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:38:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/21/17 20:34:25] Anky [307/588] has challenged Wordy [861/1089] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:36:33 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/22/17 00:34:50] Wordy [348/1089] has challenged Doody [909/1144] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:03:01 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/22/17 01:34:56] Wordy [235/1089] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [428/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:27 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/22/17 04:35:16] Wordy [385/1089] has challenged Anky [263/588] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:14:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/22/17 05:35:22] Anky [73/588] has challenged Wordy [920/1089] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:59:26 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/22/17 07:35:33] Doody [166/1144] has challenged Wordy [809/1089] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:30:22 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/22/17 09:35:46] Bot [5/650] has challenged Wordy [425/1089] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:22:29 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/22/17 10:35:51] Anky [408/588] has challenged Wordy [66/1089] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:50:23 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/22/17 11:35:58] Bot [263/650] has challenged Wordy [635/1089] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:12:42 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/22/17 15:36:21] Bot [94/650] has challenged Wordy [373/1089] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:49:56 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/22/17 19:36:45] Bot [501/650] has challenged Wordy [759/1089] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:46:35 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/22/17 23:37:10] Wordy [230/1089] has challenged dick [1048/1211] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:34:19 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/23/17 01:37:22] Doody [361/1144] has challenged Wordy [389/1089] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:03:43 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/23/17 02:37:28] Doody [886/1144] has challenged Wordy [861/1089] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:02:33 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/23/17 04:37:41] Wordy [949/1089] has challenged dick [618/1211] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:27:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/23/17 11:38:24] Wordy [7/1089] has challenged dick [938/1211] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:40:53 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/23/17 13:38:36] Wordy [337/1089] has challenged Bot [52/650] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:24:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/23/17 15:38:48] Wordy [505/1089] has challenged Bot [344/650] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:38:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/23/17 15:38:48] Wordy has dealt Bot a Critical Strike! 9 days, 05:52:01 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/23/17 16:08:00] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/23/17 17:39:00] Wordy [365/1089] has challenged Bart [20/779] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:35:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/23/17 23:39:36] Wordy [1006/1089] has challenged Anky [206/588] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:03:17 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/24/17 01:39:49] Bart [372/779] has challenged Wordy [1066/1089] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:23:07 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/24/17 02:39:56] Wordy [320/1089] has challenged Doody [566/1144] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:46:41 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/24/17 05:40:13] Anky [179/588] has challenged Wordy [156/1089] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:40:46 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/24/17 07:01:49] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 00:07:33 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[08/24/17 07:40:27] Doody [495/1144] has challenged Wordy [236/1089] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:31:31 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/24/17 10:40:45] Wordy [176/1089] has challenged Doody [532/1141] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:02 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/24/17 11:25:08] Wordy [475/1094] has challenged Anky [5/588] in combat and won! 10 days, 14:08:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/24/17 11:40:51] Wordy [864/1094] has challenged Bart [115/779] in combat and won! 8 days, 21:26:04 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/24/17 13:41:03] Bot [269/650] has challenged Wordy [1040/1094] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:41:09 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/24/17 14:41:09] Wordy [993/1094] has challenged dick [146/1217] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:30:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/24/17 18:26:52] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/24/17 19:41:39] Wordy [979/1094] has challenged Anky [173/588] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:37:54 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/24/17 19:41:39] Wordy has dealt Anky a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:54:13 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/24/17 22:41:57] Wordy [806/1094] has challenged dick [7/1217] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:21:44 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/24/17 23:33:03] Bot [15/650] has cum upon Wordy [476/1094] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 21:29:12 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/25/17 05:42:39] Wordy [228/1094] has challenged Bart [188/779] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:09:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/25/17 07:42:52] Wordy [77/1094] has challenged dick [999/1217] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:20:56 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/25/17 08:42:58] Anky [250/588] has challenged Wordy [505/1094] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:33:36 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/25/17 13:52:17] Wordy [517/1094] has cum upon Doody [376/1141] and taken them in the face! 3 days, 14:42:10 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/25/17 19:44:05] Bot [178/650] has challenged Wordy [260/1094] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:41:27 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/25/17 23:44:29] Wordy [444/1094] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [151/436] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:45:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/26/17 01:44:42] Wordy [763/1094] has challenged Anky [76/588] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:03:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/26/17 02:44:48] Wordy [186/1094] has challenged Anky [266/588] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:30:19 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/26/17 04:45:00] Doody [906/1141] has challenged Wordy [174/1094] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:29:21 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/26/17 09:45:30] Wordy [931/1094] has challenged dick [892/1217] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:57:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/26/17 15:46:06] Doody [658/1141] has challenged Wordy [658/1094] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:39:23 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/26/17 19:46:31] Wordy [539/1094] has challenged Bot [330/650] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:42:24 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/26/17 21:46:43] Wordy [1009/1094] has challenged Anky [342/588] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:08:06 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/26/17 22:46:49] Bot [8/650] has challenged Wordy [319/1094] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:13:45 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/26/17 23:46:55] Wordy [913/1094] has challenged Bart [603/779] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:09:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/27/17 04:47:26] Wordy [961/1094] has challenged Bart [224/779] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:29:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/27/17 06:47:39] Doody [29/1141] has challenged Wordy [345/1094] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:59:13 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/27/17 12:48:14] Wordy [270/1099] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [66/436] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:43:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/27/17 16:48:40] Wordy [1097/1099] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [425/436] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:15:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/27/17 17:48:46] Wordy [850/1099] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [43/436] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:55:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/28/17 12:57:13] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/28/17 13:55:55] Shmegma [205/674] has cum upon Wordy [881/1099] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:48:51 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/28/17 17:51:14] Wordy [1018/1099] has challenged Anky [201/588] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:06:29 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/28/17 17:51:14] Wordy has dealt Anky a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:57:34 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/28/17 18:51:21] Bot [582/653] has challenged Wordy [383/1099] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:12:19 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/28/17 19:51:27] Wordy [632/1099] has challenged Anky [120/588] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/28/17 20:51:34] Wordy [769/1099] has challenged Bot [237/653] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:22:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/28/17 21:51:40] Wordy [698/1099] has challenged Bart [354/776] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:49:02 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/28/17 23:46:51] Wordy got knocked up. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:38:09 from level 76.
[08/29/17 01:52:04] Anky [270/608] has challenged Wordy [329/1099] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:29:30 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/29/17 04:52:22] Anky [353/608] has challenged Wordy [637/1099] in combat and lost! 8 days, 01:44:13 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/29/17 06:52:34] Shmegma [159/674] has challenged Wordy [441/1099] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:00:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/29/17 07:52:41] Anky [594/608] has challenged Wordy [424/1099] in combat and won! 15 days, 23:03:30 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/29/17 07:57:05] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/29/17 08:52:46] Shmegma [451/687] has challenged Wordy [684/1099] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:41:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/29/17 15:53:29] Wordy [907/1099] has challenged Doody [348/1129] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:50:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/29/17 18:53:46] Wordy [117/1099] has challenged Shmegma [606/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:02 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/29/17 19:49:07] Wordy [1040/1099] has challenged Bart [124/776] in combat and won! 10 days, 17:58:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/29/17 20:53:59] Wordy [314/1099] has challenged Bart [56/776] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:31:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/30/17 00:54:23] Anky [1/608] has challenged Wordy [526/1099] in combat and lost! 10 days, 08:55:34 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/30/17 01:54:29] Wordy [913/1099] has challenged Anky [364/608] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:04:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/30/17 03:54:41] Bart [21/776] has challenged Wordy [599/1099] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:37:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/30/17 04:53:53] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/30/17 04:54:48] Anky [357/608] has challenged Wordy [256/1099] in combat and won! 17 days, 20:36:38 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/30/17 05:11:49] Wordy fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:15:24 from level 77.
[08/30/17 06:55:01] Doody [552/1129] has challenged Wordy [884/1099] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:19:40 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/30/17 08:55:12] Anky [450/608] has challenged Wordy [322/1099] in combat and won! 14 days, 10:24:48 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/30/17 10:55:24] Shmegma [143/687] has challenged Wordy [902/1099] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:53:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/30/17 13:55:42] Bart [630/776] has challenged Wordy [932/1099] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:16:03 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/30/17 16:56:00] Anky [211/608] has challenged Wordy [192/1099] in combat and won! 12 days, 16:15:26 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/30/17 19:56:18] Shmegma [268/687] has challenged Wordy [328/1099] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:36:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/30/17 21:56:30] Wordy [57/1099] has challenged Doody [245/1129] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:53:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/30/17 23:56:43] Shmegma [516/687] has challenged Wordy [45/1099] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:46:28 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/31/17 03:54:18] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/31/17 03:55:28] Shmegma [433/687] has cum upon Wordy [486/1099] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:25:58 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/31/17 09:57:43] Wordy [31/1099] has challenged Anky [344/608] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:53:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/31/17 15:58:21] Wordy [598/1099] has challenged Doody [517/1129] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:56:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/01/17 02:59:26] Wordy [661/1099] has challenged Bot [249/632] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:20:21 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/01/17 07:59:55] Wordy [24/1099] has challenged Shmegma [183/687] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:04:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/01/17 12:00:19] Wordy [6/1099] has challenged dick [90/1223] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:10:37 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/01/17 14:00:31] Wordy [196/1099] has challenged Anky [409/608] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:30:18 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/01/17 20:01:06] Shmegma [37/657] has challenged Wordy [579/1099] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:56:58 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/01/17 21:01:13] Bot [175/632] has challenged Wordy [705/1099] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:32:31 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/01/17 22:01:19] Bart [552/806] has challenged Wordy [1035/1099] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:20:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/01/17 23:01:25] Wordy [346/1099] has challenged Bart [369/806] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:03:32 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/02/17 11:02:36] Wordy [1012/1099] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [380/436] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:46:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/02/17 14:02:54] Wordy [116/1099] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [427/436] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:48:57 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/02/17 15:40:13] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 11:15:28 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[09/02/17 17:03:13] Anky [46/611] has challenged Wordy [1044/1099] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:35:56 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/02/17 19:09:10] Bart, Bot, and Anky [542/2049] have team battled Wordy, Doody, and squirtingbuffalo [1639/2664] and lost! 0 days, 16:18:24 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/17 03:04:14] Wordy [817/1099] has challenged Anky [3/611] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:02:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/03/17 04:04:20] Shmegma [250/657] has challenged Wordy [850/1099] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:22:08 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/03/17 15:05:28] Bot [490/632] has challenged Wordy [133/1099] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:35:22 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/03/17 21:06:05] Wordy [953/1099] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [167/436] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:12:06 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/03/17 22:06:11] Bart [805/806] has challenged Wordy [934/1099] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/04/17 01:06:28] Bart [758/806] has challenged Wordy [194/1099] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:51:50 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/04/17 02:06:34] Wordy [168/1099] has challenged Shmegma [191/657] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:08:48 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/04/17 03:06:40] Wordy [531/1099] has challenged Doody [433/1129] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:21:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/04/17 05:24:24] Wordy, Anky, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/04/17 13:07:40] Wordy [2/1099] has challenged Doody [471/1129] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:48:01 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/04/17 16:08:00] squirtingbuffalo [242/436] has challenged Wordy [247/1099] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:27:56 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[09/04/17 17:08:06] squirtingbuffalo [103/436] has challenged Wordy [476/1099] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:06:43 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[09/04/17 21:08:30] Bot [288/632] has challenged Wordy [557/1099] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:05:56 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/04/17 23:39:26] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/05/17 02:41:18] Shmegma, Wordy, and squirtingbuffalo [1778/2192] have team battled Doody, Bart, and Anky [1246/2546] and won! 1 day, 06:20:44 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/17 09:09:43] Wordy [986/1099] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [243/436] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:43:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/05/17 10:09:49] Wordy [265/1099] has challenged Bot [220/632] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:12:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/05/17 15:10:20] Wordy [1027/1099] has challenged Shmegma [181/657] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:22:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/05/17 16:10:25] Doody [857/1129] has challenged Wordy [132/1099] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:27:15 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/05/17 18:10:37] Doody [236/1129] has challenged Wordy [910/1099] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:23:17 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/05/17 21:10:56] Bart [309/806] has challenged Wordy [337/1099] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:46:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/05/17 22:11:03] Shmegma [288/657] has challenged Wordy [457/1099] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:49:40 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/06/17 00:11:17] Wordy [535/1099] has challenged Anky [451/611] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:43:26 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/06/17 11:12:25] Wordy [508/1099] has challenged Bart [617/806] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:43:18 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/06/17 13:12:37] Wordy [984/1099] has challenged Bart [196/806] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:04:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/06/17 14:12:44] Bot [228/632] has challenged Wordy [576/1099] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:20:07 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/06/17 16:12:56] Wordy [401/1099] has challenged Bart [170/806] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:28:06 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/06/17 21:13:27] Wordy [226/1099] has challenged Anky [139/611] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:25:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/06/17 21:13:27] Wordy has dealt Anky a Critical Strike! 1 day, 03:58:44 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/07/17 03:14:02] Wordy [600/1099] has challenged Anky [569/611] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:02:29 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/07/17 08:14:34] Wordy [302/1099] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [346/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:45:24 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/07/17 09:14:39] Wordy [781/1099] has challenged Bot [273/658] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:20:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/07/17 12:14:57] Wordy [614/1099] has challenged Bot [461/658] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:13:06 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/07/17 13:51:30] Bot, Wordy, and squirtingbuffalo [2023/2193] have team battled Doody, Anky, and Shmegma [972/2397] and won! 0 days, 11:36:32 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/17 16:15:21] Bart [639/777] has challenged Wordy [424/1099] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:30:22 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/07/17 17:59:53] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 1 day, 04:45:42 toward level 77.
[09/07/17 20:15:44] Wordy [956/1099] has challenged Bot [622/658] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:54:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/07/17 23:16:03] Wordy [631/1099] has challenged Bot [400/658] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:04:46 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/08/17 04:16:34] Doody [988/1129] has challenged Wordy [20/1099] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:27:15 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/08/17 04:32:15] Wordy [736/1099] has challenged Bart [187/777] in combat and won! 10 days, 21:49:07 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/08/17 05:16:40] Wordy [938/1099] has challenged Bot [575/658] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:32:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/08/17 06:16:46] Anky [294/611] has challenged Wordy [1034/1099] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:59:40 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/08/17 11:27:56] Bart [195/777] has challenged Wordy [808/1099] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:57:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/08/17 13:17:29] Wordy [23/1099] has challenged Bot [632/658] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:55:57 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/08/17 16:17:47] Anky [196/611] has challenged Wordy [310/1099] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:33:05 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/08/17 20:18:10] Wordy [742/1099] has challenged Bart [123/777] in combat and won! 8 days, 21:50:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/09/17 00:18:35] Shmegma [67/657] has challenged Wordy [833/1099] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:31:23 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/09/17 04:19:00] Bot [628/658] has challenged Wordy [848/1099] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:06:08 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/09/17 11:19:41] Bart [336/777] has challenged Wordy [408/1099] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:33:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/09/17 12:19:47] Wordy [699/1099] has challenged Bot [530/658] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:07:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/09/17 15:20:06] Bot [67/658] has challenged Wordy [747/1099] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:42:27 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/09/17 16:20:12] Shmegma [239/657] has challenged Wordy [783/1099] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/09/17 23:20:56] Wordy [41/1099] has challenged Doody [121/1129] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:44:56 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/10/17 03:21:21] Wordy [515/1099] has challenged Shmegma [385/657] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:01:10 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/10/17 07:36:56] Wordy [416/1099] has cum upon Bart [742/777] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:53:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/10/17 09:21:58] Wordy [527/1099] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [52/436] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:57:47 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/10/17 11:22:10] Wordy [287/1099] has challenged dick [322/1223] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:42:44 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/10/17 13:22:22] Bart [659/777] has challenged Wordy [758/1099] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:58:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/10/17 15:22:34] Bart [456/777] has challenged Wordy [541/1099] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:55:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/10/17 16:29:26] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/10/17 17:22:46] Shmegma [211/657] has challenged Wordy [629/1099] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:43:56 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/10/17 20:23:04] squirtingbuffalo [66/436] has challenged Wordy [996/1099] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:28:43 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[09/10/17 21:23:11] Bot [437/658] has challenged Wordy [1079/1099] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:24:10 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/11/17 00:23:29] Bart [566/777] has challenged Wordy [838/1099] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:43:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/11/17 05:23:58] Bart [622/777] has challenged Wordy [613/1099] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:49:31 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/11/17 06:24:05] Anky [164/611] has challenged Wordy [301/1099] in combat and lost! 6 days, 23:19:52 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/11/17 07:32:57] Bart, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/11/17 15:24:59] squirtingbuffalo [250/441] has challenged Wordy [127/1099] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:13:36 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[09/11/17 16:25:05] Anky [416/611] has challenged Wordy [304/1099] in combat and won! 11 days, 03:42:25 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/12/17 00:25:54] squirtingbuffalo [101/441] has challenged Wordy [74/1099] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:15:02 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[09/12/17 02:26:06] Wordy [145/1099] has challenged Bot [260/658] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:11:12 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/12/17 03:15:44] Wordy hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:51:07 towards level 78.
[09/12/17 07:10:59] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/12/17 07:11:02] Anky [558/611] has cum upon Wordy [647/1099] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:18:52 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/12/17 14:27:19] Anky [138/611] has challenged Wordy [389/1099] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:51:09 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/12/17 16:03:01] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 12:02:06 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[09/13/17 02:28:30] Wordy [1055/1099] has challenged Anky [370/611] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:23:54 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/13/17 04:28:43] Wordy [12/1099] has challenged dick [359/1223] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:12:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/13/17 05:13:38] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/13/17 06:16:32] Wordy grew a third nipple! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:38:10 towards level 78.
[09/13/17 09:25:49] Wordy gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:04:58 towards level 78.
[09/13/17 09:29:13] Wordy [47/1099] has challenged Shmegma [12/641] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:14:16 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/13/17 11:29:25] Bart [308/777] has challenged Wordy [14/1099] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:19:50 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/13/17 13:29:38] Wordy [1001/1099] has challenged Shmegma [548/641] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:15:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/13/17 15:29:51] Wordy [493/1099] has challenged dick [568/1223] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:23:34 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/13/17 16:29:56] Wordy [876/1099] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [9/441] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:59:53 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/13/17 18:30:09] Wordy [695/1099] has challenged Shmegma [58/641] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:58:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/14/17 00:30:48] Wordy [420/1099] has challenged Doody [1096/1144] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:07:59 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/14/17 02:30:59] Wordy [258/1099] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [261/441] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:07:00 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/14/17 03:31:06] Wordy [950/1099] has challenged Doody [1036/1144] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:09:27 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/14/17 04:38:28] Bot [205/673] has challenged Wordy [167/1099] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:59:22 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/14/17 06:31:24] Anky [55/611] has challenged Wordy [556/1099] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:47:04 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/14/17 09:31:43] Bot [232/673] has challenged Wordy [1016/1099] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:22:02 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/14/17 14:32:14] Wordy [874/1099] has challenged Bot [386/673] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:22:53 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/14/17 20:28:48] Wordy had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:07:36 towards level 78.
[09/14/17 20:32:51] Bart [65/748] has challenged Wordy [739/1099] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:56:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/14/17 22:33:04] Wordy [243/1099] has challenged dick [995/1223] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:01:09 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/15/17 02:33:12] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/15/17 02:33:12] Wordy [659/1099] has cum upon Bart [226/748] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 06:08:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/15/17 02:33:12] Wordy has dealt Bart a shocker! 0 days, 20:58:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/15/17 02:35:57] Anky [240/611] has cum upon Wordy [415/1099] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:04:00 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/15/17 07:26:42] Doody [545/1144] has challenged Wordy [710/1099] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:47:16 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/15/17 08:26:47] Anky [439/611] has challenged Wordy [80/1099] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:23:07 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/15/17 10:26:59] Bot [554/673] has challenged Wordy [815/1099] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:56:41 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/15/17 12:27:10] Wordy [1093/1099] has challenged Shmegma [34/671] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:02:29 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/15/17 13:27:15] Wordy [241/1099] has challenged Bart [173/748] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/15/17 17:27:38] Wordy [981/1099] has challenged Anky [99/611] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:41:56 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/15/17 18:27:45] Shmegma [217/671] has challenged Wordy [414/1099] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:49:06 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/15/17 18:32:42] Wordy [658/1099] has cum upon Bart [426/748] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 01:15:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/16/17 01:07:32] Wordy [435/1099] has challenged Doody [350/1144] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:51:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/16/17 01:28:25] Wordy [514/1099] has challenged Shmegma [610/671] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:06:55 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/16/17 02:28:30] Wordy [476/1099] has challenged Anky [312/611] in combat and won! 9 days, 23:24:10 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/16/17 03:28:36] Doody [519/1144] has challenged Wordy [899/1099] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:33:25 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/16/17 10:29:16] Bart [515/748] has challenged Wordy [379/1099] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:08:18 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/16/17 16:29:50] Wordy [1059/1099] has challenged Shmegma [165/687] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:42:41 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/16/17 16:29:50] Wordy has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:05:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/16/17 19:04:54] Wordy [835/1099] has cum upon Doody [993/1144] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:39:16 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/17/17 01:30:43] Bart [13/748] has challenged Wordy [938/1099] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:22:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/17/17 03:30:55] Wordy [1062/1099] has challenged dick [126/1223] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:57:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/17/17 05:31:06] Doody [600/1144] has challenged Wordy [247/1099] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:54:32 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/17/17 06:22:03] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Anky have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/17/17 11:31:41] Wordy [1046/1099] has challenged Shmegma [499/687] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:32:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/17/17 13:31:52] Wordy [155/1099] has challenged Shmegma [48/687] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:50:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/17/17 19:32:26] Doody [397/1144] has challenged Wordy [774/1099] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:43:03 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/17/17 21:32:37] Wordy [483/1099] has challenged dick [814/1223] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:18:58 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/17/17 22:32:43] Anky [449/611] has challenged Wordy [1063/1099] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:51 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/18/17 02:13:43] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/18/17 05:33:23] Doody [368/1144] has challenged Wordy [738/1099] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:29 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/18/17 05:47:07] Wordy reinforced her shield with a dragon's scales! Wordy's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/18/17 06:07:08] Bart, Wordy, and Anky [2054/2461] have team battled Bot, Doody, and Shmegma [2202/2504] and lost! 0 days, 16:50:52 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/17 09:33:46] Anky [278/599] has challenged Wordy [507/1102] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:44:26 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/18/17 10:33:52] Wordy [1066/1102] has challenged Anky [363/599] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:58:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/18/17 14:34:15] Shmegma [108/687] has challenged Wordy [579/1102] in combat and lost! 8 days, 22:54:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/18/17 15:34:20] Wordy [65/1102] has challenged dick [1073/1226] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:56:13 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/18/17 16:34:26] Anky [393/599] has challenged Wordy [188/1102] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:03:26 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/18/17 17:57:16] Doody [340/1149] has challenged Wordy [415/1102] in combat and lost! 7 days, 09:21:37 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/19/17 04:35:34] Wordy [626/1102] has challenged dick [92/1226] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:15:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/19/17 05:40:04] Wordy discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:38:12 towards level 79.
[09/19/17 08:35:56] Wordy [767/1102] has challenged dick [883/1226] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:08:19 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/19/17 11:36:13] Wordy [1023/1102] has challenged Bot [43/673] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:12:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/19/17 13:59:21] squirtingbuffalo, Anky, and Bart [428/1788] have team battled Shmegma, Bot, and Wordy [2020/2462] and lost! 0 days, 15:43:38 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/17 16:36:41] Wordy [1091/1102] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [137/441] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:48:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/19/17 19:36:57] Wordy [521/1102] has challenged dick [302/1226] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:10:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/20/17 00:30:15] Anky [27/599] has cum upon Wordy [921/1102] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:40:49 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/20/17 01:37:34] Wordy [744/1102] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [343/441] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:12:17 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/20/17 02:37:39] Wordy [481/1102] has challenged Doody [297/1149] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:15:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/20/17 03:37:45] Wordy [185/1102] has challenged Bart [660/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:54:04 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/20/17 07:38:07] Wordy [341/1102] has challenged Doody [994/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:00:47 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/20/17 09:38:18] Wordy [990/1102] has challenged Bart [343/748] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:20:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/20/17 12:38:35] Doody [225/1149] has challenged Wordy [96/1102] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:54:45 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/20/17 14:38:48] Shmegma [21/687] has challenged Wordy [583/1102] in combat and lost! 10 days, 07:00:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/20/17 17:39:05] Anky [437/599] has challenged Wordy [133/1102] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:23:41 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/20/17 21:39:30] Anky [531/599] has challenged Wordy [664/1102] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:14:51 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/20/17 22:39:36] Bart [701/748] has challenged Wordy [893/1102] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:47:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/21/17 04:40:11] squirtingbuffalo [376/441] has challenged Wordy [185/1102] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:39:33 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[09/21/17 08:40:33] Doody [773/1149] has challenged Wordy [323/1102] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:09:11 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/21/17 11:40:51] Wordy [1033/1102] has challenged Doody [799/1149] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:04:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/21/17 14:41:07] Wordy [311/1102] has challenged Bart [28/748] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:31:52 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/21/17 17:41:25] Wordy [37/1102] has challenged Shmegma [169/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:09:12 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/21/17 19:41:37] Wordy [595/1102] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [397/441] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:03:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/21/17 23:42:00] Wordy [370/1102] has challenged Bot [196/676] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:31:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/22/17 00:42:05] squirtingbuffalo [406/441] has challenged Wordy [1018/1102] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:38:44 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[09/22/17 02:42:16] Wordy [172/1102] has challenged dick [250/1226] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:12:34 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/22/17 05:42:34] Doody [318/1149] has challenged Wordy [382/1102] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:11:54 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/22/17 06:18:34] Shmegma, Wordy, and Bart [370/2537] have team battled Bot, squirtingbuffalo, and Anky [457/1716] and lost! 0 days, 16:10:56 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/17 07:42:45] Bart [681/748] has challenged Wordy [884/1102] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:03:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/22/17 12:02:23] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/22/17 15:43:30] Wordy [719/1102] has challenged Bart [84/748] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:42:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/22/17 19:31:02] Wordy gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:49:03 towards level 79.
[09/23/17 01:44:30] Wordy [344/1102] has challenged Shmegma [411/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:30:48 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/23/17 02:44:36] Anky [423/601] has challenged Wordy [788/1102] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:50:53 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/23/17 03:44:43] Wordy [1021/1102] has challenged Bart [288/748] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:22:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/23/17 05:44:55] Wordy [859/1102] has challenged Anky [417/601] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:33:41 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/23/17 06:45:01] Anky [111/601] has challenged Wordy [1036/1102] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:57:41 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/23/17 12:23:47] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/23/17 12:45:34] Anky [418/601] has challenged Wordy [1099/1102] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:21:23 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/23/17 14:42:28] Wordy caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:28:20 towards level 79.
[09/23/17 16:45:57] Wordy [560/1102] has challenged Bart [367/748] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:52:16 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/24/17 00:46:43] squirtingbuffalo [366/441] has challenged Wordy [583/1102] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:04:18 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[09/24/17 01:46:48] Doody [371/1149] has challenged Wordy [654/1102] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:59:32 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/24/17 06:21:15] Wordy was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:14 towards level 79.
[09/24/17 07:44:08] Wordy [526/1108] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [393/441] in combat and won! 10 days, 12:39:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/24/17 07:47:23] Wordy [564/1108] has challenged Anky [38/601] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:03:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/24/17 08:11:55] Wordy, Bart, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/24/17 08:35:09] squirtingbuffalo [7/441] has cum upon Wordy [133/1108] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:57:08 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[09/24/17 09:47:34] Wordy [500/1108] has challenged dick [1147/1233] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:00:15 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/24/17 10:47:40] Wordy [39/1108] has challenged Doody [1067/1149] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:54:16 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/24/17 13:40:54] Shmegma, Wordy, and Bot [2096/2471] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Doody, and Anky [1924/2191] and won! 0 days, 11:04:28 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/17 15:48:08] Wordy [1032/1108] has challenged dick [690/1233] in combat and won! 8 days, 22:22:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/24/17 17:45:10] squirtingbuffalo [31/441] has cum upon Wordy [199/1108] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:55:43 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[09/24/17 18:48:25] Wordy [660/1108] has challenged Anky [174/601] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:43:06 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/24/17 20:48:36] Wordy [873/1108] has challenged Bot [97/676] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:40:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/25/17 03:49:16] Wordy [660/1108] has challenged Bart [743/748] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:50:13 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/25/17 04:49:22] Wordy [444/1108] has challenged Doody [883/1149] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:53:28 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/25/17 06:49:34] Wordy [443/1108] has challenged Bart [290/748] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:07:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/25/17 07:49:40] Wordy [837/1108] has challenged Shmegma [339/687] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:46:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/25/17 12:50:08] Doody [298/1149] has challenged Wordy [124/1108] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:47 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/26/17 06:54:48] Wordy stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:31:41 towards level 80.
[09/26/17 17:15:46] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/26/17 18:08:54] Bart [349/748] has cum upon Wordy [759/1108] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:43:56 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/26/17 21:34:17] Anky [128/601] has cum upon Wordy [1094/1108] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:36:49 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/26/17 21:50:37] Anky [291/601] has cum upon Wordy [235/1108] and taken them in the face! 11 days, 01:42:30 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/26/17 22:53:21] Anky [332/601] has challenged Wordy [167/1108] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:01:30 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/26/17 23:53:26] Wordy [940/1108] has challenged Bot [532/687] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:32:29 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/27/17 04:53:55] Wordy [63/1108] has challenged Bot [623/687] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:09:06 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/27/17 05:54:00] Wordy [502/1108] has challenged Shmegma [78/687] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:37:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/27/17 06:06:23] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 2 days, 15:14:08 toward level 80.
[09/27/17 06:54:07] Bart [637/748] has challenged Wordy [879/1108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:48:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/27/17 14:54:53] Wordy [600/1108] has challenged Bart [187/748] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:36:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/27/17 16:55:05] Doody [242/1149] has challenged Wordy [1087/1108] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:44:18 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/27/17 18:57:40] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/27/17 23:34:12] Wordy [848/1108] has challenged Bot [297/687] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:11:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/28/17 10:35:18] Bot [604/687] has challenged Wordy [740/1108] in combat and lost! 8 days, 02:52:00 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/28/17 11:35:24] Wordy [608/1108] has challenged Bot [83/687] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:43:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/28/17 13:35:36] Shmegma [358/687] has challenged Wordy [306/1108] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:52:51 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/28/17 15:35:48] Shmegma [121/687] has challenged Wordy [587/1108] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:05:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/28/17 18:52:36] Wordy had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:09:01 towards level 80.
[09/28/17 20:36:19] Wordy [857/1108] has challenged Doody [848/1149] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:54:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/28/17 21:36:25] Wordy [30/1108] has challenged dick [788/1233] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:22:18 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/28/17 22:36:31] Wordy [509/1108] has challenged Doody [726/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:38:59 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/28/17 23:36:38] Wordy [276/1108] has challenged Bart [243/748] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:52:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/29/17 01:36:49] Bart [397/748] has challenged Wordy [432/1108] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:31:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/29/17 02:36:55] Anky [406/601] has challenged Wordy [29/1108] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:59:59 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/29/17 06:37:21] Wordy [213/1108] has challenged dick [548/1233] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:47:04 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/29/17 12:44:55] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/29/17 12:46:19] Wordy [976/1108] has cum upon Doody [316/1149] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 16:01:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/29/17 15:38:16] Wordy [135/1108] has challenged dick [894/1233] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:32:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/29/17 16:38:22] Wordy [524/1108] has challenged dick [173/1233] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:12:04 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/29/17 17:38:28] Shmegma [395/691] has challenged Wordy [148/1108] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:11:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/29/17 18:38:34] Bot [230/687] has challenged Wordy [450/1108] in combat and lost! 10 days, 17:52:00 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/29/17 19:38:40] Wordy [514/1108] has challenged Bot [623/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:22:48 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/29/17 21:38:53] Bot [296/687] has challenged Wordy [696/1108] in combat and lost! 9 days, 12:41:57 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/29/17 22:38:59] Bart [331/748] has challenged Wordy [545/1108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:46:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/29/17 23:05:49] Wordy bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:54:03 towards level 80.
[09/30/17 00:39:11] Wordy [896/1108] has challenged Doody [182/1149] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:33:05 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/30/17 01:39:17] Shmegma [331/691] has challenged Wordy [239/1108] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:48:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/30/17 05:39:42] Wordy [311/1108] has challenged Bot [603/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:34:16 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/30/17 06:39:49] Wordy [1026/1108] has challenged Anky [112/601] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:07:29 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/30/17 07:39:56] Wordy [43/1108] has challenged Bart [61/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:48:13 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/30/17 10:22:48] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/30/17 12:50:18] Wordy gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:28:05 towards level 80.
[09/30/17 13:40:32] Wordy [182/1108] has challenged Shmegma [521/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:52:00 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/30/17 14:40:38] Wordy [848/1108] has challenged Doody [482/1149] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:42:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/30/17 18:41:03] Shmegma [311/691] has challenged Wordy [1006/1108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:17:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/30/17 19:41:10] Wordy [386/1108] has challenged Bot [88/687] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:50:17 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/30/17 23:41:34] Bot [316/687] has challenged Wordy [102/1108] in combat and won! 17 days, 03:00:46 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/01/17 04:39:38] Wordy [308/1108] has challenged dick [774/1233] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:50:12 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/01/17 06:42:17] Wordy [927/1108] has challenged Doody [132/1149] in combat and won! 14 days, 20:39:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/01/17 07:50:54] Bart, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/01/17 09:42:36] Wordy [997/1108] has challenged Bart [495/748] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:01:29 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/01/17 09:42:36] Wordy has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:54:03 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/01/17 10:42:42] Wordy [372/1108] has challenged dick [723/1233] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:27:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/01/17 11:42:48] Wordy [578/1108] has challenged Anky [43/601] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:51:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/01/17 14:49:39] Wordy [113/1108] has cum upon Bart [430/748] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:01:51 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/01/17 15:43:11] Bart [485/748] has challenged Wordy [228/1108] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:15:48 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/01/17 17:43:22] Shmegma [522/691] has challenged Wordy [550/1108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:25:20 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/01/17 20:43:41] Wordy [527/1108] has challenged Anky [528/601] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:36:45 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/01/17 22:43:53] Wordy [1045/1108] has challenged Bart [698/748] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:34:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/02/17 00:44:05] Wordy [812/1108] has challenged dick [578/1233] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:27:21 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/02/17 05:44:36] Doody [90/1149] has challenged Wordy [1070/1108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:08:12 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/02/17 06:44:42] Wordy [578/1108] has challenged dick [173/1233] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:33:46 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/02/17 08:12:54] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/02/17 13:45:25] Wordy [186/1108] has challenged Bot [432/687] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:36:15 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/02/17 17:45:50] Bart [229/748] has challenged Wordy [290/1108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:13:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/02/17 19:46:02] Doody [325/1149] has challenged Wordy [899/1108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:57:51 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/02/17 23:46:27] Wordy [168/1108] has challenged Shmegma [93/691] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:35:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/03/17 00:46:33] Shmegma [56/691] has challenged Wordy [1066/1108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:20 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/03/17 09:26:56] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 4 days, 08:22:24 toward level 81.
[10/03/17 10:47:34] Wordy [560/1108] has challenged dick [825/1233] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:07:47 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/03/17 11:47:41] Wordy [364/1108] has challenged dick [107/1233] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:53:07 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/03/17 16:48:14] Anky [404/601] has challenged Wordy [552/1108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:16:50 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/03/17 20:48:38] Wordy [56/1108] has challenged dick [782/1233] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:27:09 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/03/17 23:54:31] Anky, Doody, and Wordy [965/2858] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Bart, and Shmegma [1702/1885] and lost! 0 days, 08:34:31 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/17 00:49:04] Doody [539/1149] has challenged Wordy [602/1108] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:45:46 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/04/17 02:49:16] Wordy [193/1108] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [251/446] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:38:36 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/04/17 03:49:22] squirtingbuffalo [248/446] has challenged Wordy [407/1108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:59:39 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[10/04/17 11:59:17] Wordy stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:33:03 towards level 81.
[10/04/17 13:50:27] Wordy [6/1108] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [63/446] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:34:09 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/04/17 15:29:50] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/05/17 00:51:37] Wordy [912/1108] has challenged dick [810/1233] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:45:24 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/05/17 07:52:21] Wordy [1092/1108] has challenged Shmegma [436/691] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:19:21 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/05/17 08:52:27] Bart [284/748] has challenged Wordy [553/1108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:11:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/05/17 10:52:39] Wordy [1057/1108] has challenged Doody [452/1149] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:19:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/05/17 12:07:05] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Anky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/05/17 12:52:53] Anky [165/601] has challenged Wordy [541/1108] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:04:50 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/05/17 15:53:11] Wordy [704/1108] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [68/446] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:45:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/05/17 19:53:35] Wordy [309/1108] has challenged Bot [105/692] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:30:04 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/06/17 00:54:05] Wordy [905/1108] has challenged Anky [533/601] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:11:04 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/06/17 01:54:11] Shmegma [69/691] has challenged Wordy [379/1108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:13:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/06/17 02:23:50] Wordy accidentally put gas in their diesel engine by mistake. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:11:12 from level 81.
[10/06/17 06:54:42] squirtingbuffalo [274/446] has challenged Wordy [60/1108] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:04:44 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[10/06/17 12:55:18] Bart [742/748] has challenged Wordy [627/1108] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:24:49 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/06/17 15:46:21] squirtingbuffalo, Anky, and Doody [1598/2196] have team battled Bart, Wordy, and Bot [2280/2548] and lost! 0 days, 09:54:08 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/17 18:55:56] Wordy [1010/1108] has challenged Anky [88/601] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:01:51 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/06/17 21:56:15] Doody [616/1149] has challenged Wordy [245/1108] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:16:10 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/06/17 22:56:22] Wordy [267/1108] has challenged dick [996/1233] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:14:16 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/07/17 01:56:40] Wordy [692/1108] has challenged Bart [28/748] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:20:16 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/07/17 04:56:58] Doody [571/1149] has challenged Wordy [751/1108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:48:50 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/07/17 05:57:05] Wordy [348/1108] has challenged Anky [358/601] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:05:02 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/07/17 12:57:48] Wordy [581/1108] has challenged Bot [210/692] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:57:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/07/17 15:58:08] Wordy [44/1108] has challenged Shmegma [221/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:36:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/07/17 22:58:49] Shmegma [359/691] has challenged Wordy [280/1108] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:39:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/07/17 23:58:55] Wordy [685/1108] has challenged Bot [163/692] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:46:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/08/17 04:43:29] Wordy discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:22:08 towards level 81.
[10/08/17 04:59:27] Wordy [538/1108] has challenged dick [157/1233] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:05:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/08/17 05:59:34] Wordy [531/1108] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [151/471] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:06:20 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/08/17 13:00:16] Wordy [784/1108] has challenged Bart [494/720] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:55:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/08/17 14:00:04] Wordy found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:51:01 towards level 81.
[10/08/17 14:33:55] Wordy sharpened the edge of her weapon! Wordy's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/08/17 15:00:27] Doody [45/1149] has challenged Wordy [391/1150] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:57:39 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/08/17 16:00:33] Anky [492/597] has challenged Wordy [650/1150] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:33:50 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/08/17 19:00:53] Anky [118/597] has challenged Wordy [558/1150] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:12:55 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/08/17 20:00:59] Wordy [1083/1150] has challenged Anky [412/597] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:11:24 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/08/17 21:01:06] Wordy [837/1150] has challenged Bot [219/696] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:36:26 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/08/17 22:01:11] Wordy [930/1150] has challenged Bart [610/720] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:27:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/08/17 23:01:18] Wordy [443/1150] has challenged Shmegma [300/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:08:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/09/17 03:18:53] squirtingbuffalo [406/641] has challenged Wordy [930/1150] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:02:25 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[10/09/17 09:02:20] Wordy [934/1150] has challenged Shmegma [112/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:52:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/09/17 10:02:26] Bot [431/662] has challenged Wordy [441/1150] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:23:31 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/09/17 13:35:48] Bot [459/662] has cum upon Wordy [311/1150] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 19:41:38 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/09/17 17:03:10] Wordy [446/1150] has challenged Anky [165/597] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:24:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/09/17 19:03:23] Wordy [266/1150] has challenged Bart [233/720] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:39:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/10/17 01:33:22] Wordy uninstalled the Internet and can't access Google to find out how to reinstall it. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:06:42 from level 81.
[10/10/17 03:15:56] Wordy [152/1152] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [528/641] in combat and lost! 6 days, 11:54:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/10/17 04:04:15] Wordy [201/1152] has challenged Shmegma [238/691] in combat and lost! 7 days, 20:44:51 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/10/17 05:04:22] Wordy [911/1152] has challenged dick [586/1282] in combat and won! 17 days, 07:02:38 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/10/17 06:04:29] Bart [584/720] has challenged Wordy [1034/1152] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:42:19 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/10/17 06:57:35] Bot, Wordy, and Bart [2074/2534] have team battled Anky, Doody, and Shmegma [7/2437] and won! 0 days, 12:38:45 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/17 08:04:41] Bart [569/720] has challenged Wordy [512/1152] in combat and won! 11 days, 19:03:27 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/10/17 09:00:01] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Anky have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/10/17 18:05:43] Shmegma [200/691] has challenged Wordy [731/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:58:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/10/17 21:06:01] Bot [22/662] has challenged Wordy [571/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:02:13 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/10/17 23:06:13] Wordy [209/1152] has challenged Bot [424/662] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:48:23 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/11/17 05:06:52] squirtingbuffalo [11/641] has challenged Wordy [233/1152] in combat and lost! 10 days, 03:16:19 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[10/11/17 07:07:05] Wordy [525/1152] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [208/641] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:49:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/11/17 15:07:55] Wordy [929/1152] has challenged Shmegma [448/691] in combat and won! 9 days, 14:56:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/11/17 20:37:06] Wordy [626/1152] has challenged Doody [938/1149] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:09:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/11/17 22:37:18] Wordy [513/1152] has challenged Anky [247/597] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:11:56 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/12/17 04:37:57] squirtingbuffalo [605/641] has challenged Wordy [249/1152] in combat and won! 16 days, 14:12:30 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[10/12/17 06:38:09] Wordy [1108/1152] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [184/641] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:13:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/12/17 07:38:15] Wordy [447/1152] has challenged Doody [671/1149] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:09:42 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/12/17 09:38:27] Bart [530/720] has challenged Wordy [1002/1152] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:01:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/12/17 13:38:52] Shmegma [629/691] has challenged Wordy [308/1152] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:53:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/12/17 16:00:07] Doody, Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/12/17 17:39:17] Shmegma [71/691] has challenged Wordy [702/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:06:46 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/12/17 19:39:30] Wordy [322/1152] has challenged Doody [1016/1149] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:08:05 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/12/17 21:39:43] Wordy [644/1152] has challenged dick [1220/1282] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:35:58 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/12/17 22:39:48] Wordy [871/1152] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [512/641] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:17:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/13/17 02:40:13] Doody [287/1149] has challenged Wordy [331/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:46:32 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/13/17 05:40:33] Wordy [540/1152] has challenged Shmegma [453/691] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:27:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/13/17 09:28:56] Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Doody [2341/2942] have team battled Bot, Shmegma, and Bart [1020/2073] and won! 1 day, 02:26:22 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/17 11:41:10] Shmegma [673/691] has challenged Wordy [629/1152] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:11:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/13/17 13:41:22] Bart [145/720] has challenged Wordy [525/1152] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:27:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/13/17 16:53:04] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/13/17 16:53:31] Bart [281/720] has cum upon Wordy [15/1152] and taken them in the face! 5 days, 06:16:26 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/13/17 16:56:04] Shmegma [5/691] has cum upon Wordy [729/1152] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:47:17 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/13/17 19:42:01] Wordy [484/1152] has challenged Bart [697/720] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:51:34 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/13/17 23:42:26] Wordy [41/1152] has challenged Doody [259/1149] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:59:59 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/14/17 00:42:31] Wordy [819/1152] has challenged Bart [251/720] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:44:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/14/17 03:42:50] Wordy [862/1152] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [400/641] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:12:53 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/14/17 08:43:21] Wordy [466/1152] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [12/641] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:52:53 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/14/17 10:43:33] Shmegma [562/691] has challenged Wordy [1071/1152] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:32:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/14/17 13:43:53] Anky [32/597] has challenged Wordy [482/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:17:57 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/14/17 15:24:06] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/14/17 17:44:18] Wordy [206/1152] has challenged Bot [446/662] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:36:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/14/17 19:44:31] Doody [766/1149] has challenged Wordy [192/1152] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:05:07 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/14/17 20:44:37] squirtingbuffalo [32/641] has challenged Wordy [1123/1152] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:38:40 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[10/14/17 22:44:51] Wordy [352/1152] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [28/641] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:36:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/15/17 08:01:36] Wordy gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:43:10 towards level 82.
[10/15/17 08:45:52] Wordy [955/1152] has challenged Anky [295/597] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:38:17 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/15/17 12:46:19] Wordy [766/1152] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [505/641] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:29:02 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/15/17 15:46:38] Shmegma [166/691] has challenged Wordy [331/1152] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:02:06 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/15/17 20:47:09] Doody [887/1149] has challenged Wordy [125/1152] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:32:23 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/15/17 21:47:15] Doody [1078/1149] has challenged Wordy [473/1152] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:13:53 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/15/17 23:04:35] Wordy was fucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:42:54 from level 82.
[10/15/17 23:47:28] Bart [623/720] has challenged Wordy [747/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:24:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/16/17 01:47:40] Wordy [932/1152] has challenged dick [327/1282] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:53:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/16/17 01:51:58] Wordy had a hot threesome! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:44:51 towards level 82.
[10/16/17 02:47:47] Wordy [159/1152] has challenged Doody [51/1149] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:27:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/16/17 04:48:20] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/16/17 06:48:11] Wordy [591/1152] has challenged Bot [87/662] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:44:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/16/17 08:29:42] Wordy was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:00:20 towards level 82.
[10/16/17 09:48:29] Bart [398/720] has challenged Wordy [908/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:46:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/16/17 10:48:36] Anky [350/597] has challenged Wordy [892/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:31:02 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/16/17 11:48:42] Bart [257/720] has challenged Wordy [713/1152] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:09:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/16/17 12:48:48] Wordy [102/1152] has challenged Shmegma [326/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:52:23 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/16/17 13:48:55] Wordy [196/1152] has challenged Anky [334/597] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:43:27 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/16/17 14:49:01] Wordy [547/1152] has challenged Bart [592/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:08:57 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/16/17 22:49:51] Doody [433/1149] has challenged Wordy [119/1152] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:25:32 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/17/17 02:50:17] Wordy [497/1152] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [278/641] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:22:05 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/17/17 02:50:17] Wordy has dealt squirtingbuffalo a Critical Strike! 4 days, 05:30:34 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[10/17/17 03:44:44] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 02:05:13 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[10/17/17 06:50:43] Anky [8/597] has challenged Wordy [1035/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:50 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/17/17 08:50:55] Shmegma [87/710] has challenged Wordy [14/1152] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:41:50 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/17/17 09:51:01] Bart [665/720] has challenged Wordy [48/1152] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:50:17 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/17/17 11:51:14] Bart [688/720] has challenged Wordy [275/1152] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:52:11 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/17/17 19:52:05] Wordy [699/1152] has challenged Anky [46/597] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:29:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/17/17 20:35:28] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/17/17 20:52:12] Wordy [983/1152] has challenged Bart [480/720] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:53:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/17/17 21:52:19] Wordy [288/1152] has challenged Anky [14/597] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:03:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/17/17 23:52:32] Wordy [337/1152] has challenged dick [325/1282] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:35:29 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/18/17 00:52:37] Bart [552/720] has challenged Wordy [871/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:03:32 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/18/17 01:52:43] Wordy [258/1152] has challenged dick [746/1282] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:50:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/18/17 04:32:05] Anky [575/597] has cum upon Wordy [437/1152] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 00:11:01 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/18/17 08:53:28] Wordy [799/1152] has challenged dick [65/1282] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:26:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/18/17 10:38:22] Wordy [994/1152] has challenged Shmegma [327/710] in combat and won! 13 days, 04:08:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/18/17 12:14:07] Bart, Doody, and Shmegma [825/2579] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Bot, and Wordy [1391/2455] and lost! 0 days, 19:10:14 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/17 14:54:05] Wordy [926/1152] has challenged Doody [283/1149] in combat and won! 11 days, 08:49:56 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/18/17 15:54:12] Anky [100/597] has challenged Wordy [913/1152] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:42:44 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/18/17 18:54:31] Wordy [671/1152] has challenged Shmegma [526/710] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:38:29 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/18/17 21:07:18] Shmegma, Anky, and Bot [1567/1969] have team battled Bart, Wordy, and Doody [593/3021] and won! 3 days, 02:34:13 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/17 21:54:50] Wordy [842/1152] has challenged dick [965/1282] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:03:59 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/19/17 01:57:08] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 1 day, 01:00:49 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[10/19/17 04:55:35] Shmegma [154/710] has challenged Wordy [693/1152] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:18:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/19/17 05:55:41] Doody [976/1149] has challenged Wordy [729/1152] in combat and won! 15 days, 20:34:21 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/19/17 09:56:07] Anky [267/597] has challenged Wordy [1043/1152] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:37:29 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/19/17 15:56:44] Wordy [610/1152] has challenged Doody [485/1149] in combat and won! 9 days, 23:43:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/19/17 19:13:51] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 20:22:26 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[10/19/17 19:57:11] Wordy [767/1152] has challenged Shmegma [354/710] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:54:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/19/17 20:57:17] Doody [273/1149] has challenged Wordy [694/1152] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:48:02 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/20/17 02:57:57] Wordy [612/1152] has challenged Doody [932/1149] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:08:20 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/20/17 09:58:39] Wordy [85/1152] has challenged Shmegma [127/710] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:28:32 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/20/17 12:58:57] Anky [328/586] has challenged Wordy [38/1152] in combat and won! 16 days, 04:34:53 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/20/17 13:38:36] Wordy was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:00:03 towards level 83.
[10/20/17 14:59:08] Wordy [806/1152] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [516/641] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:11:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/20/17 16:59:20] Bot [287/662] has challenged Wordy [650/1152] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:59:57 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/20/17 17:59:27] Wordy [67/1152] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [388/641] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:01:58 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/20/17 18:59:33] Wordy [747/1152] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [467/641] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:57:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/20/17 19:59:40] Wordy [689/1152] has challenged Doody [31/1149] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:52:46 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/21/17 01:02:07] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 14:23:01 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[10/21/17 02:13:09] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/21/17 03:14:07] Anky [492/586] has cum upon Wordy [1043/1152] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:05:42 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/21/17 03:14:10] Anky [152/586] has cum upon Wordy [522/1152] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:32:43 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/21/17 05:00:36] Wordy [3/1152] has challenged Bot [144/662] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:38:58 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/21/17 14:01:32] Wordy [144/1152] has challenged Anky [569/586] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:40:43 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/21/17 20:02:08] Wordy [403/1152] has challenged Anky [488/586] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:29:56 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/21/17 23:02:28] Bot [81/662] has challenged Wordy [1127/1152] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:15:58 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/22/17 01:02:40] Wordy [794/1152] has challenged Doody [761/1149] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:04:51 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/22/17 07:03:20] Bot [194/662] has challenged Wordy [375/1152] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:20:38 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/22/17 10:06:13] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/22/17 13:01:44] Bot [115/662] has cum upon Wordy [934/1152] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:51:03 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/22/17 18:04:29] Wordy [1105/1152] has challenged Bot [590/662] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:06:21 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/22/17 19:04:36] Wordy [617/1152] has challenged Bot [571/662] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:15:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/22/17 21:04:50] Wordy [927/1152] has challenged Doody [310/1115] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:05:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/23/17 01:05:17] Wordy [817/1152] has challenged dick [231/1282] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:06:38 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/23/17 02:05:23] Doody [504/1115] has challenged Wordy [96/1152] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:16:48 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/23/17 03:05:30] Bot [646/662] has challenged Wordy [742/1152] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:15:04 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/23/17 09:58:49] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/23/17 11:06:19] Bart [453/669] has challenged Wordy [530/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:57:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/23/17 13:06:32] Wordy [1012/1152] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [522/641] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:40:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/23/17 22:07:30] Wordy [81/1152] has challenged Doody [966/1115] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:23:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/24/17 01:07:49] Wordy [522/1152] has challenged Bot [278/711] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:36:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/24/17 02:17:19] Bart [417/669] has cum upon Wordy [112/1152] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 09:14:16 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/24/17 02:32:11] Wordy [528/1152] has cum upon Doody [382/1115] and taken them in the face! 2 days, 10:35:51 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/24/17 08:08:36] Bart [322/669] has challenged Wordy [613/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:25:14 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/24/17 09:04:45] Wordy got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:35:46 from level 83.
[10/24/17 11:08:54] Wordy [487/1152] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [43/641] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:22:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/24/17 14:09:13] Wordy [646/1152] has challenged Bart [142/669] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:27:05 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/24/17 15:18:53] Wordy gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:54:46 towards level 83.
[10/24/17 16:09:26] Wordy [1065/1152] has challenged Shmegma [615/710] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:48:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/24/17 17:09:33] Wordy [618/1152] has challenged dick [291/1282] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:02:54 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/24/17 21:09:57] Anky [69/623] has challenged Wordy [370/1152] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:35:58 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/24/17 22:10:03] Wordy [460/1152] has challenged dick [441/1282] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:50:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/25/17 07:32:03] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/25/17 07:32:39] Shmegma [102/710] has cum upon Wordy [47/1152] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 09:41:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/25/17 08:11:07] Wordy [599/1152] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [487/641] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:46:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/25/17 09:11:13] Bart [290/669] has challenged Wordy [758/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:17:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/25/17 10:11:19] Bot [368/711] has challenged Wordy [103/1152] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:07:22 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/25/17 10:20:20] Wordy discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:56:00 towards level 83.
[10/25/17 11:57:58] Wordy found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:06:28 towards level 83.
[10/25/17 13:11:38] Wordy [155/1152] has challenged Bart [213/669] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:52:51 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/25/17 18:12:08] Wordy [424/1152] has challenged Doody [214/1115] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:40:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/25/17 19:12:13] Shmegma [360/710] has challenged Wordy [47/1152] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:50:45 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/25/17 20:12:20] Wordy [956/1152] has challenged Bot [562/711] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:59:46 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/25/17 21:12:25] Wordy [457/1152] has challenged Doody [210/1115] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:16:07 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/26/17 00:12:42] Bart [6/669] has challenged Wordy [1040/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:16:07 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/26/17 02:12:56] Shmegma [560/710] has challenged Wordy [119/1152] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:04:27 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/26/17 02:32:52] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/26/17 04:13:08] Wordy [1040/1152] has challenged Bot [592/711] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/26/17 04:13:08] Wordy has dealt Bot a Critical Strike! 1 day, 15:07:58 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/26/17 04:22:27] Anky [397/623] has cum upon Wordy [517/1152] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:41:10 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/26/17 05:13:14] Wordy [466/1152] has challenged dick [797/1282] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:29 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/26/17 08:25:30] Wordy [495/1152] has challenged Bot [96/711] in combat and won! 13 days, 08:27:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/26/17 09:13:38] Shmegma [229/710] has challenged Wordy [551/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:29:08 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/26/17 21:14:52] Wordy [992/1152] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [39/641] in combat and won! 9 days, 01:03:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/26/17 23:18:02] Wordy [318/1152] has cum upon Doody [858/1115] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 15:04:33 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/27/17 05:35:44] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/27/17 07:15:55] Bot [160/711] has challenged Wordy [69/1152] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:11:48 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/27/17 07:15:55] Bot has dealt Wordy a Critical Strike! 8 days, 11:10:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/27/17 09:16:08] Shmegma [741/794] has challenged Wordy [194/1152] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:38:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/27/17 10:16:15] Bart [511/669] has challenged Wordy [142/1152] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:29 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/27/17 13:16:33] Bot [504/711] has challenged Wordy [619/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:40:27 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/27/17 14:16:39] Bart [232/669] has challenged Wordy [731/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:56:29 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/27/17 17:16:59] Wordy [1/1152] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [624/641] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:48:51 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/27/17 20:17:17] Wordy [196/1152] has challenged Bart [583/669] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:20:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/27/17 21:17:23] Shmegma [658/794] has challenged Wordy [280/1152] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:04:20 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/28/17 01:17:48] Wordy [1106/1152] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [549/641] in combat and won! 9 days, 12:30:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/28/17 07:42:35] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/28/17 08:18:34] Wordy [364/1152] has challenged Doody [75/1115] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:55:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/28/17 17:19:33] Wordy [805/1152] has challenged dick [528/1282] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:04:52 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/28/17 19:19:45] Wordy [355/1152] has challenged dick [956/1282] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:01:55 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/29/17 02:20:28] Bot [490/711] has challenged Wordy [505/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:09:11 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/29/17 04:20:41] Wordy [844/1152] has challenged dick [1270/1282] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:50:01 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/29/17 14:21:44] Wordy [785/1152] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [456/641] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:13:28 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/29/17 15:21:51] Anky [337/623] has challenged Wordy [999/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:40:37 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/29/17 17:22:04] Bot [321/711] has challenged Wordy [638/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:31:55 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/29/17 18:30:17] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/30/17 00:22:49] Wordy [978/1152] has challenged Doody [105/1115] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:30:38 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/30/17 02:23:03] Shmegma [107/794] has challenged Wordy [101/1152] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:41:13 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/30/17 03:23:09] Wordy [264/1152] has challenged Anky [274/623] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:40:27 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/30/17 14:24:21] Wordy [575/1152] has challenged Anky [416/623] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:24:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/30/17 17:51:59] Wordy, Bot, and Anky [2230/2486] have team battled Shmegma, Bart, and Doody [1419/2578] and won! 1 day, 03:49:00 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/17 18:24:47] Wordy [1030/1152] has challenged Shmegma [452/794] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:05:22 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/30/17 19:24:54] Wordy [667/1152] has challenged Bot [217/711] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:38:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/30/17 22:25:13] Shmegma [122/794] has challenged Wordy [102/1152] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:12:06 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/31/17 00:25:26] Anky [11/623] has challenged Wordy [127/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:24:47 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/31/17 01:22:47] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 5 days, 19:54:01 toward level 84.
[10/31/17 01:25:33] Wordy [1101/1152] has challenged Bot [534/711] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:23:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/31/17 02:25:39] Wordy [724/1152] has challenged Shmegma [579/794] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:22:53 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/31/17 02:54:25] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/31/17 04:25:52] Wordy [327/1152] has challenged Bot [453/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:36:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/31/17 05:25:58] Doody [628/1115] has challenged Wordy [705/1152] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:16:26 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/31/17 06:26:04] Doody [892/1115] has challenged Wordy [60/1152] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:51:42 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/31/17 07:26:10] Bart [323/669] has challenged Wordy [20/1152] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:20:11 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/31/17 10:26:28] Wordy [1114/1152] has challenged Anky [291/623] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:12:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/31/17 13:26:48] Wordy [94/1152] has challenged dick [126/1282] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:08:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/31/17 14:26:54] Bart [442/669] has challenged Wordy [144/1152] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:28:00 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/31/17 16:27:08] Bot [477/711] has challenged Wordy [656/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:33 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/31/17 18:04:12] Bot [154/711] has cum upon Wordy [509/1152] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:25:05 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/31/17 19:27:26] Wordy [1103/1152] has challenged dick [1016/1282] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:19:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/01/17 00:27:58] Wordy [81/1152] has challenged Bot [630/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:36 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/01/17 01:28:04] Wordy [554/1152] has challenged Bart [519/669] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:06:28 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/01/17 04:28:23] Wordy [18/1152] has challenged Shmegma [420/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:01:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/01/17 09:28:55] Wordy [906/1152] has challenged dick [1109/1282] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:33:34 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/01/17 09:57:46] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 00:23:12 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[11/01/17 17:29:45] Wordy [873/1152] has challenged dick [1163/1282] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:10:35 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/01/17 20:30:06] Wordy [916/1152] has challenged Bot [337/711] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:18:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/01/17 22:42:52] Wordy started shitting dicknipples. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:14:29 from level 84.
[11/02/17 00:48:32] Bart, Doody, and Wordy [1924/2936] have team battled Anky, Shmegma, and Bot [1027/2128] and won! 2 days, 00:30:44 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/17 03:30:49] Bot [338/711] has challenged Wordy [819/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:29:16 is added to Bot's clock.
[11/02/17 06:31:07] Bot [719/762] has challenged Wordy [310/1152] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:13:47 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/02/17 09:31:25] Bot [346/762] has challenged Wordy [549/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:47 is added to Bot's clock.
[11/02/17 13:31:50] Wordy [378/1152] has challenged Bart [447/669] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:19:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/02/17 14:50:09] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 3 days, 08:30:00 toward level 84.
[11/02/17 15:32:02] Wordy [91/1152] has challenged Bot [475/762] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:30:51 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/02/17 16:32:08] Wordy [639/1152] has challenged Doody [505/1115] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:52:28 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/02/17 17:32:14] Bot [655/762] has challenged Wordy [821/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:05:39 is added to Bot's clock.
[11/02/17 18:37:42] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/02/17 18:37:48] Wordy [921/1152] has cum upon Doody [899/1115] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 14:12:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/02/17 22:44:00] Wordy [70/1152] has cum upon Doody [242/1115] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:12:36 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/03/17 01:33:05] Bot [37/762] has challenged Wordy [530/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:39:26 is added to Bot's clock.
[11/03/17 07:33:41] Wordy [787/1152] has challenged dick [1040/1282] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:23:01 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/03/17 09:33:55] Bart [462/669] has challenged Wordy [845/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:37:50 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/03/17 10:34:01] Anky [136/623] has challenged Wordy [818/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:46 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/03/17 11:34:07] Bart [177/669] has challenged Wordy [241/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:06:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/03/17 19:44:21] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/03/17 21:35:11] Shmegma [682/738] has challenged Wordy [866/1152] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:40:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/03/17 22:35:17] Bart [653/669] has challenged Wordy [750/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:56:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/04/17 00:35:29] Anky [514/623] has challenged Wordy [752/1152] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:37:03 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/04/17 01:35:35] Bot [494/762] has challenged Wordy [637/1152] in combat and lost! 7 days, 19:57:18 is added to Bot's clock.
[11/04/17 10:36:30] Bart [68/669] has challenged Wordy [222/1152] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:30:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/04/17 11:36:36] Wordy [506/1152] has challenged dick [1239/1282] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:56:28 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/04/17 12:36:42] Wordy [339/1152] has challenged Shmegma [179/738] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:52:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/04/17 14:36:55] Wordy [12/1152] has challenged Anky [164/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:26:53 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/04/17 16:37:08] Bart [411/669] has challenged Wordy [536/1152] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:39:08 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/04/17 22:31:32] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/04/17 22:31:35] Bot [559/762] has cum upon Wordy [270/1152] and taken them in the face! 12 days, 21:23:21 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/05/17 00:37:57] Shmegma [511/738] has challenged Wordy [794/1152] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:32:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/05/17 01:38:03] Doody [1033/1115] has challenged Wordy [1071/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:40 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/05/17 03:32:21] Wordy [995/1152] has challenged Shmegma [670/738] in combat and won! 14 days, 06:49:46 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/05/17 03:48:50] Shmegma [454/738] has cum upon Wordy [706/1152] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:04:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/05/17 04:38:28] Wordy [141/1152] has challenged Anky [422/623] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:02:37 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/05/17 05:38:34] Wordy [829/1152] has challenged dick [204/1282] in combat and won! 13 days, 09:05:44 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/05/17 06:38:40] Wordy [1031/1152] has challenged Anky [191/623] in combat and won! 9 days, 02:10:29 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/05/17 08:38:53] Bot [462/762] has challenged Wordy [747/1152] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:55:41 is added to Bot's clock.
[11/05/17 12:39:19] Wordy [409/1152] has challenged Shmegma [584/738] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:30:41 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/05/17 14:39:32] Wordy [4/1152] has challenged Doody [552/1115] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:06:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/05/17 16:36:11] Shmegma [496/738] has cum upon Wordy [882/1152] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 16:24:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/05/17 19:55:06] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 2 days, 13:56:41 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[11/06/17 01:40:44] Anky [516/623] has challenged Wordy [293/1152] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:45:07 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/06/17 07:41:20] Doody [274/1115] has challenged Wordy [484/1152] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:08:48 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/06/17 09:41:32] Wordy [603/1152] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [631/641] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:42:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/06/17 11:41:45] squirtingbuffalo [251/641] has challenged Wordy [73/1152] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:12:33 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/06/17 16:42:17] Wordy [83/1152] has challenged Anky [388/623] in combat and lost! 7 days, 05:20:56 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/06/17 22:42:56] Doody [627/1115] has challenged Wordy [752/1155] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:57:39 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/07/17 00:43:08] Wordy [532/1155] has challenged Anky [52/623] in combat and won! 13 days, 10:48:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/07/17 05:43:41] Bot [474/762] has challenged Wordy [286/1155] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:35:56 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/07/17 11:44:20] Bart [498/669] has challenged Wordy [1148/1155] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:01:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/07/17 16:44:53] Wordy [194/1155] has challenged Bot [196/762] in combat and lost! 7 days, 13:06:24 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/07/17 20:45:19] Wordy [317/1155] has challenged dick [414/1285] in combat and lost! 8 days, 06:49:00 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/07/17 21:45:26] Wordy [560/1155] has challenged Doody [352/1086] in combat and won! 20 days, 07:24:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/08/17 06:46:24] Wordy [429/1155] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [126/635] in combat and won! 12 days, 22:30:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/08/17 10:13:37] Anky, Bot, and Wordy [1074/2540] have team battled Doody, squirtingbuffalo, and Shmegma [1538/2471] and lost! 5 days, 14:19:43 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/17 12:47:03] Shmegma [0/738] has challenged Wordy [189/1155] in combat and lost! 7 days, 08:16:05 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/08/17 14:47:16] Wordy [724/1155] has challenged Shmegma [698/738] in combat and won! 15 days, 21:25:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/08/17 17:47:33] Wordy [241/1155] has challenged Doody [975/1086] in combat and lost! 7 days, 10:32:19 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/08/17 23:48:11] Wordy [863/1155] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [429/647] in combat and won! 11 days, 23:17:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/09/17 02:48:30] Wordy [760/1155] has challenged Bart [485/656] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:54:06 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/09/17 07:49:00] Wordy [353/1155] has challenged Bot [187/762] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:59:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/09/17 08:49:07] Wordy [691/1155] has challenged Shmegma [160/738] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:41:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/09/17 11:48:16] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 10 days, 23:16:24 toward level 85.
[11/09/17 13:49:38] Wordy [771/1155] has challenged Doody [832/835] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:19:03 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/09/17 15:49:50] Bot [270/762] has challenged Wordy [237/1155] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:27:12 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/09/17 16:49:57] Wordy [1070/1155] has challenged Shmegma [620/738] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:59:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/09/17 20:50:22] Wordy [77/1155] has challenged Bart [438/656] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:31:38 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/09/17 22:50:34] Anky [763/899] has challenged Wordy [340/1155] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:51:39 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/10/17 04:34:09] Wordy [476/1155] has cum upon Doody [784/835] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:28:11 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/10/17 04:36:43] Wordy [45/1155] has cum upon Doody [642/835] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:53:48 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/10/17 05:51:17] Wordy [110/1155] has challenged Doody [595/835] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:53:55 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/10/17 07:51:31] Wordy [347/1155] has challenged Doody [735/835] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:35:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/10/17 11:51:55] Wordy [786/1155] has challenged dick [609/1285] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:49:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/10/17 14:37:50] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 06:21:54 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[11/10/17 15:50:24] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/10/17 16:45:58] Wordy got caught in the giant swirling packet storm of death. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:01:57 from level 85.
[11/10/17 18:52:40] squirtingbuffalo [78/647] has challenged Wordy [397/1155] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:43:22 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/10/17 20:52:53] Shmegma [556/738] has challenged Wordy [501/1155] in combat and won! 11 days, 18:48:06 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/10/17 21:52:59] Wordy [963/1155] has challenged Doody [41/835] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:38:54 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/10/17 23:53:10] Wordy [1022/1155] has challenged Bart [3/656] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:49:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/11/17 00:53:17] Bart [194/656] has challenged Wordy [544/1155] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:53:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/11/17 06:53:55] Wordy [920/1155] has challenged Shmegma [427/738] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:04:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/11/17 11:54:26] Wordy [1009/1155] has challenged dick [1255/1285] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:16:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/11/17 13:54:39] Wordy [1130/1155] has challenged dick [340/1285] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:36:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/11/17 17:55:05] Wordy [885/1155] has challenged Shmegma [392/738] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:58:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/11/17 20:42:55] Anky [198/899] has cum upon Wordy [645/1155] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:08:57 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/11/17 21:55:29] Bart [336/656] has challenged Wordy [554/1155] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:21:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/12/17 01:55:53] Wordy [824/1155] has challenged dick [449/1285] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:53:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/12/17 03:56:06] Doody [705/835] has challenged Wordy [2/1155] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:09:08 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/12/17 06:56:26] Bot [596/762] has challenged Wordy [279/1155] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:49:26 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/12/17 07:56:32] Anky [606/899] has challenged Wordy [967/1155] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:18:52 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/12/17 08:56:38] Wordy [440/1155] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [114/647] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:34:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/12/17 09:56:43] Wordy [347/1155] has challenged Bot [593/762] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:12:06 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/12/17 14:57:15] Bot [385/762] has challenged Wordy [19/1155] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:16:48 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/12/17 16:57:28] Wordy [288/1155] has challenged Bart [12/656] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:43:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/12/17 19:57:46] squirtingbuffalo [352/647] has challenged Wordy [367/1155] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:44:24 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/12/17 21:57:57] squirtingbuffalo [541/647] has challenged Wordy [125/1155] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:16:11 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/13/17 02:58:29] Wordy [32/1155] has challenged Shmegma [106/738] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:38:28 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/13/17 13:59:39] Doody [12/835] has challenged Wordy [655/1155] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:06:34 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/13/17 16:43:16] Wordy slipped a mickey to Bart and stole her level 62 pair of gloves while they were passed out! Wordy leaves her old level 40 pair of gloves behind, which Bart then takes. Also Bart wakes up with a really sore asshole.
[11/13/17 21:00:27] Shmegma [33/738] has challenged Wordy [981/1175] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:12:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/13/17 22:17:32] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Anky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/14/17 04:27:59] squirtingbuffalo [173/647] has cum upon Wordy [663/1175] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:26:58 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/14/17 05:01:18] Bart [554/632] has challenged Wordy [914/1175] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:06:30 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/14/17 07:01:31] Wordy [1009/1175] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [135/647] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:29:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/14/17 09:01:45] squirtingbuffalo [353/647] has challenged Wordy [5/1175] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:21:46 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/14/17 11:01:59] Doody [517/835] has challenged Wordy [1146/1175] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:12:07 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/14/17 13:02:11] Wordy [68/1175] has challenged Bot [132/762] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:17:06 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/14/17 15:02:23] Anky [643/899] has challenged Wordy [1170/1175] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:12:03 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/14/17 18:02:42] Anky [846/899] has challenged Wordy [945/1175] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:39:52 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/14/17 21:14:03] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/15/17 00:03:22] Wordy [466/1175] has challenged Doody [735/835] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:08:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/15/17 01:03:28] Wordy [1082/1175] has challenged Anky [177/899] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:23:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/15/17 01:03:28] Wordy has dealt Anky a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:29:32 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/15/17 03:37:16] Wordy was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:52:45 towards level 85.
[11/15/17 03:57:00] Shmegma [630/738] has cum upon Wordy [540/1175] and taken them in the face! 9 days, 22:31:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/15/17 14:04:52] Bart [453/632] has challenged Wordy [847/1175] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:07:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/15/17 15:04:58] Wordy [938/1175] has challenged Bart [48/632] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:37:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/15/17 17:05:11] Anky [308/899] has challenged Wordy [89/1175] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:03:18 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/15/17 18:05:16] Doody [289/835] has challenged Wordy [597/1175] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:39:32 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/16/17 00:05:55] Wordy [1099/1175] has challenged Anky [637/899] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:45:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/16/17 02:06:08] Wordy [809/1175] has challenged Anky [734/899] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:05:24 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/16/17 05:06:27] Wordy [298/1175] has challenged dick [512/1307] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:09:19 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/16/17 06:06:33] Bot [623/762] has challenged Wordy [305/1175] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:57:17 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/16/17 08:06:45] Wordy [821/1175] has challenged Bart [345/632] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:39:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/16/17 15:18:13] Doody [409/835] has challenged Wordy [1037/1175] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:37:40 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/16/17 20:18:44] Wordy [1071/1175] has challenged Shmegma [511/738] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:49:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/16/17 23:19:03] Doody [805/827] has challenged Wordy [385/1175] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:37:40 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/16/17 23:19:03] Doody has dealt Wordy a Critical Strike! 1 day, 09:02:39 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/17/17 01:19:16] Wordy [597/1175] has challenged Bart [387/632] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:41:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/17/17 05:19:41] Doody [72/827] has challenged Wordy [944/1175] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:25:24 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/17/17 06:19:48] Wordy [839/1175] has challenged Doody [111/827] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:05:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/17/17 07:19:54] Doody [316/827] has challenged Wordy [478/1175] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:30:50 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/17/17 12:20:27] Wordy [482/1175] has challenged dick [699/1307] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:26:19 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/17/17 19:21:09] Anky [85/899] has challenged Wordy [655/1175] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:05:22 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/17/17 20:20:51] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/18/17 03:21:58] Shmegma [156/738] has challenged Wordy [264/1175] in combat and lost! 8 days, 02:53:11 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/18/17 07:22:22] Wordy [473/1175] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [529/662] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:21:19 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/18/17 10:22:39] Bart [65/632] has challenged Wordy [861/1175] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:16:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/18/17 15:23:09] Doody [210/827] has challenged Wordy [804/1175] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:27:51 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/18/17 16:10:20] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/18/17 16:23:15] Wordy [530/1175] has challenged dick [286/1307] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:09:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/18/17 17:23:21] Wordy [1123/1175] has challenged Shmegma [626/738] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:44:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/18/17 18:23:28] Wordy [788/1175] has challenged Shmegma [4/738] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:13:32 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/18/17 22:23:53] Shmegma [491/738] has challenged Wordy [832/1175] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:43:38 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/18/17 23:44:14] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 02:53:38 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[11/19/17 01:09:58] Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Shmegma [57/2575] have team battled Anky, Bot, and Doody [1820/2488] and lost! 0 days, 08:56:43 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/17 05:24:36] Wordy [734/1175] has challenged Bart [255/632] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:20:54 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/19/17 05:24:36] In the lemon party, Bart dropped her level 37 shield! Wordy picks it up, tossing her old level 36 shield to Bart.
[11/19/17 07:24:49] squirtingbuffalo [84/662] has challenged Wordy [387/1176] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:38:42 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/19/17 08:24:55] Wordy [832/1176] has challenged Bart [551/631] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:34:05 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/19/17 08:24:55] Wordy has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 0 days, 19:57:56 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/19/17 09:25:01] Wordy [492/1176] has challenged Shmegma [483/738] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:36:47 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/19/17 13:25:25] Wordy [529/1176] has challenged Doody [521/827] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:23:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/19/17 15:53:25] Wordy, Bot, and squirtingbuffalo [584/2600] have team battled Anky, Doody, and Shmegma [1831/2464] and lost! 0 days, 05:25:22 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/17 17:29:52] Doody, Bot, and Anky [1798/2488] have team battled Bart, Wordy, and Shmegma [811/2545] and won! 3 days, 20:40:48 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/17 01:26:40] Wordy [1119/1176] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [410/662] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:40:38 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/20/17 03:26:52] Shmegma [41/738] has challenged Wordy [24/1176] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:06:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/20/17 09:27:30] Wordy [852/1176] has challenged Shmegma [549/738] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:08:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/20/17 12:27:50] Wordy [522/1176] has challenged Bot [29/762] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:06:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/20/17 12:53:02] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/20/17 13:31:42] Shmegma [521/738] has cum upon Wordy [761/1176] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:26:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/20/17 15:28:09] squirtingbuffalo [364/662] has challenged Wordy [1074/1176] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:06:59 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/20/17 16:20:42] Wordy [272/1176] has challenged Shmegma [207/738] in combat and won! 14 days, 11:23:22 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/20/17 17:28:22] Shmegma [306/738] has challenged Wordy [201/1176] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:24:09 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/20/17 19:28:35] Doody [43/827] has challenged Wordy [283/1176] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:10:22 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/20/17 21:28:47] Wordy [787/1176] has challenged Shmegma [288/738] in combat and won! 11 days, 16:24:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/21/17 12:30:25] Wordy [33/1176] has challenged Bot [626/762] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:39:45 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/21/17 14:30:38] Wordy [1021/1176] has challenged dick [1094/1308] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:07:42 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/21/17 16:30:50] Wordy [912/1176] has challenged Bot [383/762] in combat and won! 13 days, 06:40:26 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/21/17 16:30:50] Wordy has dealt Bot a Critical Strike! 1 day, 15:43:00 is added to Bot's clock.
[11/21/17 20:31:17] Wordy [545/1176] has challenged Doody [260/827] in combat and won! 12 days, 01:32:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/22/17 02:31:54] Doody [620/827] has challenged Wordy [874/1176] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:50:23 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/22/17 05:32:13] Wordy [1032/1176] has challenged dick [406/1308] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:50:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/22/17 06:32:20] Doody [247/827] has challenged Wordy [756/1176] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:49:11 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/22/17 09:57:17] Shmegma [41/738] has challenged Wordy [519/1176] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:08:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/22/17 21:58:18] Wordy [261/1176] has challenged Shmegma [421/738] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:20:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/22/17 23:58:27] Bot [621/762] has challenged Wordy [1044/1176] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:52:11 is added to Bot's clock.
[11/23/17 00:58:31] Wordy [52/1176] has challenged Bart [291/631] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:57:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/23/17 03:58:47] Wordy [350/1176] has challenged Shmegma [123/738] in combat and won! 8 days, 14:25:24 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/23/17 04:58:51] Shmegma [443/738] has challenged Wordy [392/1176] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:00:12 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/23/17 15:59:45] Wordy [313/1176] has challenged Doody [351/827] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:28:47 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/23/17 16:59:49] Wordy [116/1176] has challenged Anky [295/904] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:14:52 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/23/17 17:59:54] Bart [19/631] has challenged Wordy [33/1176] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:44:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/23/17 18:59:59] Wordy [751/1176] has challenged Doody [498/827] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:20:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/23/17 21:13:38] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/23/17 21:58:20] Wordy invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:34:51 towards level 86.
[11/23/17 22:39:36] Wordy was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:57:16 from level 86.
[11/23/17 23:00:20] Wordy [1151/1176] has challenged Bot [229/762] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:22:21 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/23/17 23:00:20] Wordy has dealt Bot a Critical Strike! 0 days, 18:47:28 is added to Bot's clock.
[11/24/17 01:00:29] Wordy [762/1176] has challenged Shmegma [197/738] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:28:51 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/24/17 06:00:54] Wordy [112/1176] has challenged Bart [375/631] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:43:06 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/24/17 14:01:34] Bot [434/762] has challenged Wordy [94/1176] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:26:33 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/24/17 14:47:08] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 22:24:07 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[11/24/17 16:01:43] Bart [485/631] has challenged Wordy [1130/1176] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:15:50 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/24/17 21:02:07] Wordy [676/1176] has challenged dick [553/1308] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:50:20 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/25/17 01:02:28] Wordy [994/1176] has challenged Doody [540/827] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:28:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/25/17 01:02:28] Wordy has dealt Doody a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:27:48 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/25/17 03:16:27] Bart [57/631] has cum upon Wordy [961/1176] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:47:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/25/17 06:02:52] Wordy [167/1176] has challenged Shmegma [158/731] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:53:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/25/17 09:03:08] Anky [568/904] has challenged Wordy [399/1176] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:02:29 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/25/17 10:03:13] Wordy [964/1176] has challenged Anky [818/904] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:05:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/25/17 13:03:27] Wordy [575/1176] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [165/913] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:03:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/25/17 14:03:33] Wordy [841/1176] has challenged Anky [507/904] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:39:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/25/17 15:03:37] Wordy [1073/1176] has challenged Bart [373/631] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:57:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/25/17 16:03:41] Bart [498/631] has challenged Wordy [1046/1176] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:05:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/25/17 18:03:51] squirtingbuffalo [911/913] has challenged Wordy [369/1176] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:08:47 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/25/17 20:04:01] Wordy [1085/1176] has challenged Bart [144/631] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:22:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/25/17 21:56:20] Wordy, Anky, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/25/17 21:56:35] squirtingbuffalo [156/913] has cum upon Wordy [20/1176] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 20:52:56 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/25/17 22:04:11] Bot [285/762] has challenged Wordy [140/1176] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:26:53 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/26/17 01:42:42] Bot [209/762] has cum upon Wordy [373/1176] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:34:15 is added to Bot's clock.
[11/26/17 01:43:00] Bot [57/762] has cum upon Wordy [1063/1176] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:45:32 is added to Bot's clock.
[11/26/17 03:04:36] Wordy [300/1176] has challenged Shmegma [66/731] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:50:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/26/17 16:19:47] Shmegma [151/731] has challenged Wordy [175/1176] in combat and lost! 8 days, 07:14:38 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/26/17 19:05:52] squirtingbuffalo [392/913] has challenged Wordy [382/1176] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:17:32 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/26/17 20:05:57] Anky [569/904] has challenged Wordy [85/1176] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:17:09 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/26/17 22:27:36] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 01:04:26 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[11/27/17 01:06:21] Wordy [612/1176] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [443/913] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:02:38 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/27/17 02:06:27] Wordy [1009/1176] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [273/913] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:14:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/27/17 07:06:52] Wordy [1173/1176] has challenged Bart [623/631] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:02:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/27/17 08:06:57] Wordy [155/1176] has challenged Doody [534/576] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:03 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/27/17 08:34:20] Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot [738/2851] have team battled Anky, Bart, and Shmegma [1455/2266] and lost! 0 days, 01:53:42 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/17 12:07:16] Wordy [563/1176] has challenged Bart [206/631] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:19:46 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/27/17 13:07:22] Anky [584/904] has challenged Wordy [810/1176] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:55 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/27/17 18:07:47] Shmegma [56/731] has challenged Wordy [426/1176] in combat and lost! 6 days, 23:14:58 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/27/17 18:36:43] Wordy [661/1176] has challenged Shmegma [707/731] in combat and lost! 8 days, 11:45:37 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/27/17 20:07:57] Wordy [821/1176] has challenged dick [464/1308] in combat and won! 17 days, 02:55:17 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/27/17 22:08:08] Wordy [747/1176] has challenged dick [931/1308] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:10:05 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/28/17 03:11:16] Wordy, Bart, and squirtingbuffalo [1370/2746] have team battled Bot, Doody, and Anky [618/2280] and won! 0 days, 01:06:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/17 05:08:41] Wordy [705/1176] has challenged Bot [235/762] in combat and won! 13 days, 11:35:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/28/17 06:08:45] Wordy [638/1176] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [501/913] in combat and won! 9 days, 19:42:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/28/17 10:20:02] Wordy uninstalled the Internet and can't access Google to find out how to reinstall it. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 03:32:59 from level 87.
[11/28/17 13:09:24] Wordy [535/1176] has challenged Doody [224/531] in combat and won! 14 days, 09:39:16 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/28/17 18:09:48] Bart [173/657] has challenged Wordy [857/1176] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:41:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/28/17 19:09:53] Bart [62/657] has challenged Wordy [1080/1176] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:58:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/29/17 06:10:50] Wordy [821/1176] has challenged dick [902/1308] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:33:33 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/29/17 10:11:11] Doody [244/531] has challenged Wordy [77/1176] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:21:46 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/29/17 10:11:11] In the lemon party, Wordy dropped her level 506 weapon! Doody picks it up, tossing her old level 56 weapon to Wordy.
[11/29/17 11:11:17] Wordy [147/771] has challenged Doody [377/981] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:41:09 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/29/17 13:11:27] Wordy [96/771] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [456/913] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:23:04 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/29/17 14:11:32] Bart [264/657] has challenged Wordy [252/771] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:10:00 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/29/17 15:11:37] Wordy [228/771] has challenged Shmegma [30/731] in combat and won! 14 days, 07:22:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/29/17 18:44:45] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 14:36:10 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[11/29/17 20:12:03] Doody [100/981] has challenged Wordy [205/771] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:58:28 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/29/17 21:12:08] Wordy [592/771] has challenged Bart [6/657] in combat and won! 10 days, 10:18:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/29/17 22:12:14] Bot [239/762] has challenged Wordy [104/771] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:18:50 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/29/17 23:12:19] Wordy [644/771] has challenged Bot [102/762] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:37:16 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/30/17 05:12:48] squirtingbuffalo [444/913] has challenged Wordy [739/771] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:22:54 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/30/17 06:12:53] Wordy [255/771] has challenged Shmegma [568/731] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:17:00 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/30/17 09:13:08] Wordy [293/771] has challenged Anky [49/984] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:57:28 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/30/17 10:13:13] squirtingbuffalo [711/913] has challenged Wordy [289/771] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:34:49 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/30/17 15:13:36] Wordy [468/771] has challenged dick [562/985] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:12:33 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/30/17 17:13:46] Bart [244/657] has challenged Wordy [758/771] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:05:29 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/30/17 18:13:51] Wordy [642/771] has challenged dick [127/985] in combat and won! 11 days, 04:15:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/30/17 19:13:57] squirtingbuffalo [233/913] has challenged Wordy [244/771] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:00:57 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/30/17 22:14:13] Bot [220/762] has challenged Wordy [129/771] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:44:42 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/30/17 22:14:13] Bot has dealt Wordy a Critical Strike! 4 days, 00:12:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/01/17 00:14:22] squirtingbuffalo [455/913] has challenged Wordy [755/771] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:50:14 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/01/17 01:14:28] Bart [408/657] has challenged Wordy [576/771] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:27:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/01/17 02:14:33] Wordy [497/771] has challenged Doody [720/984] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:44:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/01/17 03:14:38] Shmegma [391/731] has challenged Wordy [578/771] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:42:40 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/01/17 03:31:48] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 19 days, 20:26:39 toward level 87.
[12/01/17 08:15:02] Wordy [164/771] has challenged Shmegma [445/733] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:43:03 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/01/17 09:15:07] Wordy [432/771] has challenged Anky [146/985] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:57:46 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/01/17 12:15:21] Bot [593/762] has challenged Wordy [701/771] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:33:12 is added to Bot's clock.
[12/01/17 14:15:31] Anky [805/985] has challenged Wordy [315/771] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:48:32 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/01/17 20:16:02] Wordy [248/771] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [644/908] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:00:12 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/02/17 07:16:55] Wordy [335/771] has challenged Shmegma [275/733] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:29:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/02/17 09:25:27] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/02/17 09:58:00] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 5 days, 06:44:38 toward level 87.
[12/02/17 10:17:11] Bart [76/657] has challenged Wordy [680/771] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:11:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/02/17 19:17:56] Wordy [134/771] has challenged Bot [578/762] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:20:04 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/02/17 21:18:06] Wordy [211/771] has challenged Bot [386/762] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:28:04 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/02/17 23:18:16] Anky [190/985] has challenged Wordy [631/771] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:59:55 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/03/17 03:18:35] Wordy [125/771] has challenged Bart [639/679] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:30:49 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/03/17 10:19:12] Wordy [445/771] has challenged Anky [858/985] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:45:50 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/03/17 11:19:17] Wordy [592/771] has challenged Doody [746/984] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:38:03 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/03/17 14:19:31] Bot [750/762] has challenged Wordy [528/771] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:47:16 is removed from Bot's clock.
[12/03/17 16:19:40] Wordy [436/771] has challenged Doody [323/984] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:12:22 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/03/17 18:19:50] Shmegma [157/733] has challenged Wordy [178/771] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:54:25 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/03/17 19:19:54] Wordy [669/771] has challenged Anky [686/985] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:58:55 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/04/17 02:20:29] Wordy [340/771] has challenged dick [835/985] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:22:45 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/04/17 04:37:11] Shmegma, Bart, and Anky [141/2409] have team battled Doody, Wordy, and Bot [1720/2517] and lost! 2 days, 02:28:11 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/17 10:21:09] Wordy [598/771] has challenged Shmegma [626/733] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:42:35 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/04/17 17:21:43] Anky [599/997] has challenged Wordy [694/771] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:19:53 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/05/17 02:22:28] Wordy [705/771] has challenged Anky [80/997] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:14:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/05/17 03:22:32] Wordy [422/771] has challenged Doody [853/984] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:11:18 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/05/17 15:23:31] Wordy [361/771] has challenged Doody [215/984] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:24:47 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/05/17 15:48:06] Shmegma, Anky, and Doody [1304/2714] have team battled Bart, Wordy, and squirtingbuffalo [336/2348] and won! 0 days, 19:22:23 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/17 18:23:46] Doody [343/984] has challenged Wordy [750/771] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:59:15 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/05/17 23:24:09] Wordy [537/771] has challenged Anky [829/997] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:09:51 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/06/17 04:31:34] Doody, Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/06/17 04:35:13] Wordy [347/771] has cum upon Doody [191/984] and taken them in the face! 4 days, 05:47:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/06/17 04:48:44] squirtingbuffalo [643/897] has cum upon Wordy [317/771] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 01:38:27 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/06/17 07:24:47] Wordy [586/771] has challenged Anky [215/997] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:46:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/06/17 15:25:26] Bot [106/771] has challenged Wordy [71/771] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:07 is removed from Bot's clock.
[12/06/17 18:25:41] squirtingbuffalo [382/897] has challenged Wordy [0/771] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:20:49 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/07/17 00:26:11] Shmegma [725/733] has challenged Wordy [534/771] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:07:46 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/07/17 03:26:26] Wordy [82/771] has challenged Anky [384/848] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:09:09 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/07/17 04:26:31] Wordy [606/771] has challenged Bot [561/771] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:55:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/07/17 04:56:57] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/07/17 05:26:35] Wordy [91/771] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [662/1033] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:36:09 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/07/17 11:27:03] Wordy [362/771] has challenged Bart [521/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:55:44 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/07/17 14:27:19] Wordy [522/771] has challenged dick [127/1034] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:38:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/07/17 17:27:31] Anky [249/848] has challenged Wordy [320/771] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:55 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/07/17 19:27:42] Shmegma [319/733] has challenged Wordy [335/771] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:08:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/07/17 21:27:51] Wordy [342/771] has challenged Doody [698/984] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:11:30 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/07/17 22:27:56] Wordy [493/771] has challenged dick [642/1034] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:16:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/08/17 04:58:54] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/08/17 05:28:29] Wordy [12/771] has challenged Doody [63/984] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:48:28 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/08/17 06:28:34] Anky [399/848] has challenged Wordy [654/771] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:23 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/08/17 07:46:50] Anky [315/848] has challenged Wordy [769/771] in combat and lost! 7 days, 16:50:38 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/08/17 08:13:10] Doody [821/989] has challenged Wordy [299/771] in combat and won! 15 days, 03:47:49 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/08/17 09:28:48] Doody [322/989] has challenged Wordy [554/771] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:04:37 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/08/17 10:28:53] Wordy [515/771] has challenged Shmegma [50/733] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:11:29 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/08/17 11:23:45] Doody, Bot, and squirtingbuffalo [302/2793] have team battled Shmegma, Anky, and Wordy [1513/2352] and lost! 0 days, 00:34:18 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/17 14:29:13] Wordy [530/771] has challenged Bart [542/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:44:58 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/08/17 15:02:16] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 3 days, 19:55:23 toward level 87.
[12/08/17 23:29:57] Doody [303/989] has challenged Wordy [547/771] in combat and lost! 8 days, 08:30:00 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/09/17 02:30:12] Shmegma [460/733] has challenged Wordy [416/771] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:09:42 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/09/17 05:30:26] Wordy [511/771] has challenged Bot [77/771] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:25:02 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/09/17 06:30:31] Wordy [631/771] has challenged dick [141/1034] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:58:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/09/17 09:30:46] Wordy [362/771] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [18/1033] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:14:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/09/17 13:31:05] Wordy [638/771] has challenged Shmegma [124/740] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:09:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/09/17 14:31:10] Bart [204/680] has challenged Wordy [143/771] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:50:56 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/09/17 19:31:35] Wordy [174/771] has challenged Bart [657/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:56 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/10/17 03:45:51] Wordy [99/802] has challenged Shmegma [563/740] in combat and lost! 8 days, 14:24:01 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/10/17 07:32:33] Bot [121/765] has challenged Wordy [718/802] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:41:49 is added to Bot's clock.
[12/10/17 10:32:49] Wordy [18/802] has challenged dick [158/1034] in combat and lost! 8 days, 15:35:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/10/17 14:33:07] Wordy [489/802] has challenged Bot [442/765] in combat and won! 18 days, 01:07:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/10/17 20:33:37] squirtingbuffalo [518/1057] has challenged Wordy [387/802] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:23:01 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/11/17 00:33:57] Anky [267/848] has challenged Wordy [702/802] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:53:18 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/11/17 02:34:06] Wordy [641/802] has challenged Bot [486/765] in combat and won! 14 days, 12:32:38 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/11/17 04:34:15] Wordy [319/802] has challenged Anky [229/848] in combat and won! 11 days, 03:06:04 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/11/17 04:50:38] Bart [173/680] has cum upon Wordy [408/802] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:12:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/11/17 16:35:14] Doody [22/965] has challenged Wordy [293/802] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:22:16 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/11/17 23:35:50] Wordy [431/802] has challenged dick [988/1058] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:46:36 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/12/17 02:36:05] Wordy [209/802] has challenged dick [823/1058] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:27:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/12/17 05:36:21] Bart [517/680] has challenged Wordy [716/802] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:05:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/12/17 06:36:26] Doody [156/965] has challenged Wordy [169/802] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:29:28 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/12/17 11:36:52] Bart [415/680] has challenged Wordy [151/802] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:11:54 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/12/17 12:36:57] squirtingbuffalo [840/1057] has challenged Wordy [50/802] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:33:31 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/12/17 14:03:28] squirtingbuffalo, Bart, and Shmegma [309/2501] have team battled Doody, Wordy, and Bot [1186/2532] and lost! 0 days, 17:43:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/17 14:46:01] Doody, squirtingbuffalo, and Anky [519/2870] have team battled Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma [1542/2246] and lost! 0 days, 20:47:29 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/17 16:37:15] Bot [729/765] has challenged Wordy [196/802] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:06:54 is removed from Bot's clock.
[12/12/17 18:37:25] Bot [598/765] has challenged Wordy [235/802] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:57:52 is removed from Bot's clock.
[12/12/17 22:37:46] Bart [632/680] has challenged Wordy [607/802] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:45:13 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/13/17 00:37:55] Wordy [331/802] has challenged Shmegma [612/764] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:38:09 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/13/17 00:41:16] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/13/17 06:38:25] Bot [352/765] has challenged Wordy [429/802] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:26:53 is added to Bot's clock.
[12/13/17 07:38:30] Wordy [499/802] has challenged Bart [30/680] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:20:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/13/17 16:39:16] Wordy [308/802] has challenged Bart [74/680] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:58:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/13/17 17:39:22] Wordy [153/802] has challenged dick [359/1049] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:12:33 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/14/17 00:39:55] Anky [493/848] has challenged Wordy [319/802] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:02:14 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/14/17 04:40:13] Wordy [31/802] has challenged dick [974/1049] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:13:43 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/14/17 05:40:18] Wordy [660/802] has challenged Bart [539/680] in combat and won! 9 days, 10:31:38 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/14/17 08:40:33] Wordy [591/802] has challenged Bart [195/680] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:30:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/14/17 09:40:39] Bart [259/680] has challenged Wordy [197/802] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:27:03 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/14/17 12:17:53] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 28 days, 02:46:18 toward level 88.
[12/14/17 18:41:24] Wordy [751/802] has challenged Bart [199/680] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:13:02 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/14/17 22:41:44] Wordy [533/802] has challenged Doody [949/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:37:17 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/15/17 03:42:07] Wordy [175/802] has challenged Anky [475/848] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:18:29 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/15/17 04:42:11] Bot [29/774] has challenged Wordy [432/802] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:13:11 is added to Bot's clock.
[12/15/17 05:42:15] Wordy [611/802] has challenged Doody [331/965] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:16:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/15/17 08:31:14] Wordy was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:10:20 towards level 88.
[12/15/17 13:30:34] Bart, Wordy, and Doody [2022/2447] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Bot, and Shmegma [1342/2586] and won! 0 days, 11:21:45 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/17 14:27:00] Wordy, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/15/17 15:43:07] Wordy [379/802] has challenged Anky [286/848] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:22:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/15/17 17:44:34] squirtingbuffalo [502/1048] has cum upon Wordy [93/802] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 12:45:54 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/15/17 22:43:42] Wordy [115/802] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [809/1048] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:54:15 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/16/17 03:44:07] Anky [507/848] has challenged Wordy [223/802] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:37:23 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/16/17 05:44:17] Shmegma [124/764] has challenged Wordy [139/802] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:29:15 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/16/17 07:44:25] Wordy [586/802] has challenged Bot [714/774] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:27:38 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/16/17 09:32:57] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/16/17 11:25:13] Wordy [323/802] has cum upon Doody [872/965] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:24:56 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/16/17 11:44:44] Wordy [31/802] has challenged Bart [387/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:26:28 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/16/17 12:19:50] squirtingbuffalo [276/1048] has cum upon Wordy [785/802] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:55:13 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/16/17 16:45:08] Wordy [714/802] has challenged Anky [31/848] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:51:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/16/17 19:45:24] squirtingbuffalo [493/1048] has challenged Wordy [377/802] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:14:39 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/16/17 21:45:33] Wordy [407/802] has challenged Bart [585/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:55 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/16/17 22:35:45] Doody, Anky, and Bart [347/2493] have team battled Bot, Wordy, and squirtingbuffalo [908/2624] and lost! 0 days, 02:58:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/17 03:46:03] Wordy [481/802] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [747/1048] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:18:32 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/17/17 07:46:20] Wordy [237/802] has challenged Bart [627/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:49:05 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/17/17 08:46:25] Doody [346/965] has challenged Wordy [101/802] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:04:08 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/17/17 13:46:49] Doody [643/965] has challenged Wordy [746/802] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:33:36 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/17/17 15:12:09] Bart [168/680] has challenged Wordy [308/802] in combat and lost! 7 days, 11:05:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/17/17 15:47:00] Shmegma [534/764] has challenged Wordy [788/802] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:44:11 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/17/17 16:47:05] Wordy [291/802] has challenged Bart [329/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:23:55 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/17/17 18:37:41] Wordy ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:39:15 from level 88.
[12/17/17 19:47:20] Wordy [763/802] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [442/1048] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:30:22 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/17/17 20:47:24] Wordy [373/802] has challenged Doody [858/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:27:29 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/17/17 22:47:35] Wordy [278/802] has challenged Anky [733/848] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:17:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/18/17 01:39:22] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/18/17 16:49:04] Doody [293/965] has challenged Wordy [290/802] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:01:57 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/18/17 18:49:15] Anky [314/848] has challenged Wordy [320/802] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:18:29 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/19/17 02:49:55] Wordy [149/802] has challenged Shmegma [713/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:53:43 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/19/17 03:50:00] Wordy [270/802] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [1042/1048] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:43:22 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/19/17 06:50:15] Bot [115/787] has challenged Wordy [617/802] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:48:53 is added to Bot's clock.
[12/19/17 12:35:19] Wordy [287/909] has challenged Anky [562/848] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:02:12 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/19/17 12:50:45] Wordy [267/909] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [554/1048] in combat and lost! 7 days, 20:06:47 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/19/17 14:50:54] Wordy [587/909] has challenged Anky [637/848] in combat and lost! 9 days, 11:37:32 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/19/17 15:50:59] Wordy [852/909] has challenged Doody [925/965] in combat and lost! 11 days, 11:19:01 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/19/17 18:51:13] Shmegma [349/764] has challenged Wordy [165/909] in combat and won! 18 days, 16:51:02 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/19/17 19:51:34] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/19/17 20:51:24] Wordy [266/909] has challenged Anky [221/848] in combat and won! 15 days, 14:20:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/19/17 22:51:34] Wordy [619/909] has challenged Doody [812/965] in combat and lost! 7 days, 19:21:49 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/20/17 00:51:44] Bart [549/680] has challenged Wordy [16/909] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:34:58 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/20/17 08:52:25] Bot [118/787] has challenged Wordy [55/909] in combat and won! 11 days, 00:24:07 is removed from Bot's clock.
[12/20/17 11:52:39] Anky [248/848] has challenged Wordy [728/909] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:56:14 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/20/17 13:34:56] Wordy slipped a mickey to Shmegma and stole her level 94 tunic while they were passed out! Wordy leaves her old level 70 tunic behind, which Shmegma then takes. Also Shmegma wakes up with a really sore asshole.
[12/20/17 14:29:06] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Anky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/20/17 16:53:03] Wordy [469/931] has challenged Shmegma [399/738] in combat and won! 11 days, 16:46:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/20/17 17:53:08] Wordy [627/931] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [723/1053] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:59:22 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/20/17 23:53:39] Bot [78/787] has challenged Wordy [602/931] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:46:09 is added to Bot's clock.
[12/21/17 02:53:53] Wordy [377/931] has challenged Anky [481/848] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:24:29 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/21/17 12:54:46] Bot [229/787] has challenged Wordy [474/931] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:40:55 is added to Bot's clock.
[12/21/17 13:52:50] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/21/17 13:52:59] Bot [133/787] has cum upon Wordy [204/931] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:09:56 is added to Bot's clock.
[12/21/17 17:55:12] Wordy [481/931] has challenged Shmegma [160/738] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:52:05 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/21/17 22:55:39] Wordy [458/931] has challenged Shmegma [604/738] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:30:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/21/17 23:55:44] Anky [55/848] has challenged Wordy [345/931] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:22:21 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/22/17 01:55:54] Wordy [370/931] has challenged Shmegma [274/738] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:59:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/22/17 06:56:18] Wordy [782/931] has challenged Anky [216/848] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:22:29 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/22/17 07:56:23] Wordy [801/931] has challenged Bart [342/680] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:09:04 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/22/17 07:56:23] Wordy has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:16:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/22/17 11:56:43] Wordy [125/931] has challenged Doody [747/965] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:19:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/22/17 15:57:01] Bart [615/680] has challenged Wordy [808/931] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:26:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/22/17 16:52:06] Wordy lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:50:39 from level 89.
[12/22/17 17:57:11] Wordy [835/931] has challenged Bart [494/680] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:27:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/23/17 00:57:48] Bot [70/787] has challenged Wordy [526/931] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:28:14 is added to Bot's clock.
[12/23/17 01:57:53] Shmegma [206/738] has challenged Wordy [597/931] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:24:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/23/17 02:57:58] Wordy [488/931] has challenged Bart [282/680] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:22:52 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/23/17 05:58:13] squirtingbuffalo [423/1053] has challenged Wordy [896/931] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:59:43 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/23/17 07:58:24] Shmegma [212/738] has challenged Wordy [73/931] in combat and won! 10 days, 14:01:57 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/23/17 10:58:38] Shmegma [660/738] has challenged Wordy [400/931] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:29:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/23/17 12:58:49] Bot [613/787] has challenged Wordy [212/931] in combat and won! 9 days, 02:52:54 is removed from Bot's clock.
[12/23/17 13:58:54] Bot [255/787] has challenged Wordy [638/931] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:00:15 is added to Bot's clock.
[12/23/17 15:59:04] squirtingbuffalo [213/1053] has challenged Wordy [88/931] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:53:03 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/23/17 17:59:13] Wordy [833/931] has challenged Anky [97/848] in combat and won! 10 days, 06:12:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/23/17 18:59:18] Wordy [735/931] has challenged Anky [517/848] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:42:41 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/24/17 06:00:13] Wordy [686/931] has challenged dick [525/1054] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:34:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/24/17 07:00:18] squirtingbuffalo [712/1053] has challenged Wordy [775/931] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:09:44 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/24/17 08:02:20] Wordy, Bart, and Doody [553/2576] have team battled Anky, Bot, and Shmegma [471/2373] and won! 2 days, 00:23:44 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/17 10:21:17] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/24/17 23:01:40] Anky [342/848] has challenged Wordy [894/931] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:34:10 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/25/17 00:01:44] Wordy [216/931] has challenged Bot [89/787] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:23:07 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/25/17 01:01:49] Wordy [259/931] has challenged Bot [242/787] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:27:06 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/25/17 01:01:49] Wordy has dealt Bot a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:36:47 is added to Bot's clock.
[12/25/17 07:02:19] Bart [470/680] has challenged Wordy [615/931] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:09:35 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/25/17 14:02:55] Wordy [446/931] has challenged Bot [32/787] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:38:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/25/17 14:02:55] Wordy has dealt Bot a Critical Strike! 1 day, 09:48:41 is added to Bot's clock.
[12/25/17 18:03:17] Wordy [500/931] has challenged Bart [295/680] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:49:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/25/17 23:03:42] Wordy [60/931] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [40/1053] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:51:32 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/26/17 01:03:52] Wordy [29/931] has challenged Bart [293/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:19:51 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/26/17 02:03:57] Bart [235/680] has challenged Wordy [149/931] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:39:56 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/26/17 03:04:02] Wordy [324/931] has challenged Bot [606/787] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:32:24 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/26/17 04:58:26] Wordy had a hot threesome! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:25:56 towards level 89.
[12/26/17 09:04:32] Wordy [651/931] has challenged Bart [415/680] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:30:54 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/26/17 09:36:26] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/26/17 09:38:29] Bot [769/787] has cum upon Wordy [890/931] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:24:15 is added to Bot's clock.
[12/26/17 12:04:47] Wordy [495/931] has challenged Bart [411/680] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:15:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/26/17 18:05:19] Shmegma [554/738] has challenged Wordy [178/931] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:10:47 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/26/17 20:05:30] Bart [298/680] has challenged Wordy [438/931] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:00:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/26/17 23:05:46] Wordy [109/931] has challenged Shmegma [99/738] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:39:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/27/17 03:06:07] Anky [363/848] has challenged Wordy [574/931] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:32:14 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/27/17 04:09:20] Anky [540/848] has cum upon Wordy [175/931] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 19:21:05 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/27/17 15:07:05] Wordy [247/931] has challenged Shmegma [532/738] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:19:49 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/27/17 20:07:33] Wordy [758/931] has challenged dick [664/1054] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:35:32 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/28/17 10:08:43] Wordy [832/931] has challenged Bot [578/787] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:18:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/28/17 11:08:48] Shmegma [203/738] has challenged Wordy [625/931] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:25:26 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/28/17 13:08:58] Wordy [286/931] has challenged Bot [176/787] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:25:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/28/17 15:09:09] Wordy [894/931] has challenged Doody [164/965] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:07:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/28/17 16:09:14] Bart [259/680] has challenged Wordy [609/931] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:38:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/28/17 21:09:39] Wordy [537/931] has challenged Bot [670/787] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:49:57 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/29/17 01:10:00] Wordy [906/931] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [28/1053] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:46:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/29/17 03:10:09] Wordy [195/931] has challenged Doody [904/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:31:42 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/29/17 07:10:30] Wordy [901/931] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [210/1053] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:49:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/29/17 08:10:34] Wordy [484/931] has challenged Doody [704/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:30:56 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/29/17 10:10:35] Bot, Wordy, and Shmegma [1577/2456] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Doody, and Bart [937/2698] and won! 0 days, 15:14:35 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/17 17:11:19] Shmegma [619/738] has challenged Wordy [537/931] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:46:29 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/29/17 21:09:38] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/29/17 21:11:38] Wordy [722/931] has challenged Anky [567/844] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:02:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/29/17 22:11:42] Wordy [351/931] has challenged Bot [695/787] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:56:03 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/30/17 00:11:52] Wordy [807/931] has challenged dick [28/1054] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:38:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/30/17 01:02:47] Wordy found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:59:49 towards level 89.
[12/30/17 06:12:21] Wordy [871/931] has challenged Bart [82/680] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:09:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/30/17 12:12:50] Wordy [903/931] has challenged Bot [492/787] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:12:07 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/30/17 17:25:39] Wordy [739/931] has cum upon Doody [584/965] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 06:48:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/30/17 18:54:40] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/31/17 01:13:54] Wordy [506/931] has challenged Doody [936/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:38 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/31/17 01:51:36] Wordy lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:49:35 from level 89.
[12/31/17 02:13:59] Wordy [904/931] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [1024/1053] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:22 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/31/17 04:14:09] Doody [321/965] has challenged Wordy [402/931] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:58:03 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/31/17 07:14:24] Bart [370/680] has challenged Wordy [219/931] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:26:25 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/31/17 12:14:50] Wordy [574/931] has challenged Shmegma [521/738] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:07:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/31/17 13:14:55] Wordy [434/931] has challenged Bot [312/787] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:39:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/31/17 16:05:25] Wordy [310/931] has challenged Shmegma [264/738] in combat and won! 16 days, 00:52:24 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/31/17 16:15:11] Bart [119/680] has challenged Wordy [780/931] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:20:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/31/17 17:15:16] Wordy [120/931] has challenged Bart [242/680] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:49:58 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/31/17 20:15:32] Wordy [865/931] has challenged dick [116/1054] in combat and won! 14 days, 01:49:54 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/31/17 23:15:46] Wordy [412/931] has challenged Bot [356/966] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:10:52 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/01/18 01:15:56] Shmegma [82/738] has challenged Wordy [634/931] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:14:51 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/01/18 02:16:01] Wordy [908/931] has challenged Doody [832/965] in combat and won! 9 days, 01:49:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/01/18 04:16:10] Anky [332/844] has challenged Wordy [716/931] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:20:23 is added to Anky's clock.
[01/01/18 05:16:15] Wordy [542/931] has challenged Shmegma [54/738] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:39:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/01/18 12:16:48] Wordy [875/931] has challenged Doody [280/965] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:31:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/01/18 14:16:58] Bart [248/680] has challenged Wordy [717/931] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:06:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/01/18 15:17:03] squirtingbuffalo [464/1053] has challenged Wordy [652/931] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:16:49 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/01/18 15:30:34] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Anky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/01/18 15:30:37] Anky [354/844] has cum upon Wordy [267/931] and taken them in the face! 2 days, 18:40:29 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/01/18 15:31:35] Wordy [890/931] has cum upon Doody [189/965] and taken them in the face! 3 days, 10:01:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/01/18 16:17:08] Wordy [571/931] has challenged Shmegma [516/738] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:28:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/01/18 16:17:08] In the lemon party, Shmegma dropped her level 51 shield! Wordy picks it up, tossing her old level 37 shield to Shmegma.
[01/01/18 17:57:56] Doody, Wordy, and squirtingbuffalo [1509/2962] have team battled Bart, Bot, and Shmegma [375/2368] and won! 0 days, 19:37:02 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/18 20:17:28] Wordy [355/944] has challenged Anky [684/844] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:49:34 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/02/18 00:32:46] Wordy discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:56:23 towards level 90.
[01/02/18 04:18:08] Shmegma [263/722] has challenged Wordy [591/944] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/02/18 07:18:24] Anky [254/844] has challenged Wordy [180/944] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:13:47 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/02/18 08:59:53] Wordy, Shmegma, and Anky [323/2511] have team battled Bart, Doody, and squirtingbuffalo [1175/2698] and lost! 0 days, 02:09:51 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/18 11:18:44] Bart [433/680] has challenged Wordy [401/944] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:25:56 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/02/18 15:49:45] Wordy, Anky, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/02/18 17:19:14] Anky [338/839] has challenged Wordy [577/944] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:23:54 is added to Anky's clock.
[01/02/18 19:19:24] Shmegma [572/728] has challenged Wordy [454/944] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:35:06 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/03/18 02:19:58] Anky [771/809] has challenged Wordy [232/944] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:46:51 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/03/18 04:20:09] Bart [308/680] has challenged Wordy [429/944] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:21:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/03/18 05:20:14] Wordy [111/944] has challenged dick [561/1054] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:01:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/03/18 10:11:50] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 6 days, 07:26:53 toward level 90.
[01/03/18 17:21:14] Wordy [848/944] has challenged Bot [81/966] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:39:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/03/18 19:21:25] squirtingbuffalo [344/1053] has challenged Wordy [257/944] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:37:58 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/03/18 19:21:25] squirtingbuffalo has dealt Wordy a Critical Strike! 2 days, 15:44:17 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/03/18 23:21:44] Shmegma [228/757] has challenged Wordy [91/944] in combat and won! 16 days, 19:16:17 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/04/18 02:22:00] Wordy [69/944] has challenged Bot [40/966] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:46:56 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/04/18 03:22:06] Doody [305/965] has challenged Wordy [106/944] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:19:18 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/04/18 05:22:15] Doody [505/965] has challenged Wordy [279/944] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:19:49 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/04/18 09:22:34] Wordy [123/944] has challenged dick [471/1054] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:38:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/04/18 11:22:44] Anky [793/809] has challenged Wordy [78/944] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:02:05 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/04/18 12:22:48] Wordy [763/944] has challenged Doody [271/965] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:13:32 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/04/18 16:23:08] Wordy [485/944] has challenged Bart [305/680] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:04:21 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/04/18 20:23:27] Wordy [928/944] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [770/1053] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:49:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/04/18 20:56:12] Wordy gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:22:16 towards level 90.
[01/04/18 21:13:28] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/04/18 21:23:33] Wordy [718/944] has challenged dick [751/1054] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:13:01 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/05/18 01:23:51] Doody [142/965] has challenged Wordy [273/944] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:19:23 is added to Doody's clock.
[01/05/18 02:23:56] Doody [841/965] has challenged Wordy [624/944] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:30:36 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/05/18 10:05:22] Doody, Wordy, and Bot [734/2875] have team battled Shmegma, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo [53/2619] and won! 1 day, 03:53:47 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/18 12:24:47] Bot [610/966] has challenged Wordy [587/944] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:07:34 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/05/18 19:46:09] Wordy [576/944] has challenged dick [197/1054] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:01:38 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/05/18 20:46:15] squirtingbuffalo [602/1053] has challenged Wordy [457/944] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:47:14 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/06/18 01:46:46] Shmegma [480/757] has challenged Wordy [58/944] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:27:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/06/18 03:46:58] Wordy [10/944] has challenged Anky [664/809] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:36:34 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/06/18 12:47:53] Wordy [695/944] has challenged Doody [705/965] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:34:33 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/06/18 18:00:14] Doody, Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/06/18 18:00:29] Wordy [62/944] has cum upon Doody [7/965] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 16:57:29 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/06/18 19:48:38] Wordy [584/944] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [21/1053] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:32:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/06/18 20:48:44] Shmegma [452/757] has challenged Wordy [117/944] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:53:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/06/18 22:48:57] Wordy [442/944] has challenged Bot [636/966] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:27:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/07/18 06:49:46] Doody [648/965] has challenged Wordy [297/944] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:52:55 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/07/18 08:49:59] Bot [183/966] has challenged Wordy [243/944] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:31:16 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/07/18 09:50:05] squirtingbuffalo [581/1053] has challenged Wordy [194/944] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:28:22 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/07/18 12:50:26] Wordy [429/944] has challenged Bart [364/680] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:25:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/07/18 20:51:16] Doody [575/965] has challenged Wordy [869/944] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:42 is added to Doody's clock.
[01/08/18 00:51:43] Wordy [696/944] has challenged Bart [196/680] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:34:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/08/18 02:51:55] Bart [202/680] has challenged Wordy [750/944] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:41:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/08/18 06:52:22] squirtingbuffalo [550/1053] has challenged Wordy [1/944] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:35:57 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/08/18 09:52:41] Wordy [3/944] has challenged Shmegma [189/757] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:54:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/08/18 10:52:47] Bot [378/966] has challenged Wordy [446/944] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:22:38 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/08/18 14:53:12] Wordy [604/944] has challenged dick [565/1054] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:57:24 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/08/18 19:53:44] Wordy [916/944] has challenged Bart [544/680] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:19:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/08/18 20:53:52] Wordy [343/944] has challenged Anky [259/809] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:27:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/08/18 21:53:59] squirtingbuffalo [93/1053] has challenged Wordy [254/944] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:04:51 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/09/18 00:54:18] Bart [576/680] has challenged Wordy [15/944] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:04:56 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/09/18 07:55:03] Bart [378/680] has challenged Wordy [415/944] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:12:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/09/18 09:55:16] Wordy [360/944] has challenged Bart [113/680] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:54:47 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/09/18 10:55:22] Wordy [412/944] has challenged Doody [198/965] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:37:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/09/18 17:56:07] squirtingbuffalo [963/1053] has challenged Wordy [736/944] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:30:53 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/09/18 23:56:44] Wordy [653/944] has challenged Shmegma [91/757] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:17:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/10/18 01:06:49] Wordy [863/948] has challenged Bot [752/966] in combat and won! 15 days, 10:11:22 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/10/18 04:57:16] Wordy [618/948] has challenged dick [487/1055] in combat and won! 13 days, 02:52:02 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/10/18 18:58:42] Wordy [580/948] has challenged dick [681/1055] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:32:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/10/18 19:58:48] Shmegma [161/757] has challenged Wordy [438/948] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:54:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/10/18 21:59:02] Wordy [709/948] has challenged Bot [632/966] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:43:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/10/18 23:59:14] Bart [0/680] has challenged Wordy [143/948] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/11/18 01:59:26] Shmegma [597/757] has challenged Wordy [351/948] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:17:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/11/18 08:00:03] Wordy [15/948] has challenged Bot [673/966] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:41:47 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/11/18 12:00:27] squirtingbuffalo [387/1053] has challenged Wordy [12/948] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:18:57 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/11/18 13:00:33] Wordy [174/948] has challenged Bart [436/680] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:17:34 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/11/18 14:39:56] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 21 days, 15:42:02 toward level 91.
[01/11/18 15:00:46] Wordy [110/948] has challenged Doody [241/965] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:22:37 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/11/18 16:00:52] Shmegma [695/757] has challenged Wordy [799/948] in combat and lost! 9 days, 08:20:46 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/11/18 18:01:05] Wordy [306/948] has challenged Bart [131/680] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:48:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/11/18 19:01:11] Wordy [552/948] has challenged Bot [770/966] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:58:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/12/18 00:01:43] Wordy [575/948] has challenged Bot [714/966] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:19:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/12/18 03:02:02] Bart [169/680] has challenged Wordy [904/948] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:20:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/12/18 04:02:08] Wordy [174/948] has challenged Shmegma [752/757] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:42:37 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/12/18 09:46:26] Wordy was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:04:17 towards level 91.
[01/12/18 10:02:46] Bart [54/680] has challenged Wordy [464/948] in combat and lost! 8 days, 08:33:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/12/18 11:02:52] Wordy [87/948] has challenged dick [768/1055] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:18:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/12/18 16:06:18] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 16:02:36 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[01/12/18 20:03:49] Wordy [846/948] has challenged Shmegma [244/757] in combat and won! 13 days, 11:17:04 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/12/18 21:03:55] Wordy [704/948] has challenged dick [36/1055] in combat and won! 10 days, 18:25:38 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/13/18 02:04:28] Bart [11/680] has challenged Wordy [900/948] in combat and lost! 8 days, 05:33:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/13/18 06:04:54] squirtingbuffalo [604/1053] has challenged Wordy [914/948] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:31:46 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/13/18 07:00:14] Anky [656/809] has cum upon Wordy [560/948] and taken them in the face! 3 days, 19:20:15 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/13/18 08:05:06] Wordy [150/948] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [813/1053] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:16:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/13/18 12:39:33] Bot, squirtingbuffalo, and Wordy [451/2967] have team battled Anky, Shmegma, and Doody [98/2531] and won! 0 days, 02:44:12 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/18 13:05:36] Anky [583/809] has challenged Wordy [670/948] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:07:45 is added to Anky's clock.
[01/13/18 17:06:02] Bart [286/680] has challenged Wordy [334/948] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:21:15 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/13/18 18:06:08] Bot [277/966] has challenged Wordy [677/948] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:03:03 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/13/18 22:06:33] Wordy [463/948] has challenged dick [415/1055] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:38:22 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/14/18 00:06:45] squirtingbuffalo [89/1061] has challenged Wordy [674/948] in combat and lost! 8 days, 08:05:40 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/14/18 03:07:04] Doody [266/965] has challenged Wordy [724/948] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:36:49 is added to Doody's clock.
[01/14/18 05:15:33] Bot, Bart, and Anky [1034/2451] have team battled Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Wordy [1139/2766] and lost! 3 days, 04:28:15 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/18 11:10:49] Wordy reinforced her shield with a dragon's scales! Wordy's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/14/18 20:08:54] Wordy [501/953] has challenged Shmegma [334/778] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:54:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/15/18 00:09:20] squirtingbuffalo [184/1061] has challenged Wordy [97/953] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:06:19 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/15/18 00:09:20] squirtingbuffalo has dealt Wordy a Critical Strike! 6 days, 07:16:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/15/18 02:09:34] Wordy [629/953] has challenged Shmegma [485/778] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:22:32 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/15/18 03:09:40] Wordy [523/953] has challenged Anky [280/809] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:00:54 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/15/18 05:09:53] Wordy [98/953] has challenged Anky [161/809] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:56:53 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/15/18 10:10:25] Bot [901/966] has challenged Wordy [74/953] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:59:43 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/15/18 18:11:19] Wordy [612/953] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [750/1061] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:02:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/15/18 19:54:51] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/15/18 21:11:38] Wordy [269/953] has challenged Doody [801/965] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:23:19 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/16/18 01:12:03] Wordy [559/953] has challenged dick [150/1062] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:55:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/16/18 04:03:09] Wordy invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:01:24 towards level 91.
[01/16/18 07:12:41] Wordy [178/953] has challenged Anky [763/809] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:22:04 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/16/18 12:52:45] Wordy broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:10:59 from level 91.
[01/16/18 16:13:39] Wordy [328/953] has challenged Anky [635/809] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:49:51 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/17/18 01:14:36] Wordy [700/953] has challenged Bart [224/676] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:01:20 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/17/18 03:14:49] Wordy [515/953] has challenged Anky [350/809] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:01:06 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/17/18 06:15:07] Wordy [698/953] has challenged dick [297/1062] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:12:53 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/17/18 07:15:13] Wordy [122/953] has challenged Bart [576/676] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:59:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/18/18 05:17:32] Wordy [547/953] has challenged Anky [232/809] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:42:38 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/18/18 06:17:39] Bot [1104/1283] has challenged Wordy [105/953] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:18:57 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/18/18 11:18:11] Bot [747/1283] has challenged Wordy [543/953] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:13:28 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/18/18 15:18:36] Anky [649/809] has challenged Wordy [363/953] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:43:55 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/18/18 17:15:34] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/19/18 06:20:12] Doody [512/648] has challenged Wordy [866/953] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:31:44 is added to Doody's clock.
[01/19/18 07:20:19] Wordy [498/953] has challenged Shmegma [710/778] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:26:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/19/18 11:20:46] squirtingbuffalo [995/1061] has challenged Wordy [511/953] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:05:52 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/19/18 14:25:14] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/19/18 21:21:51] Anky [700/771] has challenged Wordy [591/953] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:13:37 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/19/18 21:21:51] Anky has dealt Wordy a Critical Strike! 4 days, 21:19:39 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/19/18 23:22:03] Bart [434/676] has challenged Wordy [269/953] in combat and won! 12 days, 22:59:59 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/19/18 23:31:55] Wordy was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:41:35 towards level 91.
[01/20/18 00:22:09] Wordy [252/953] has challenged Shmegma [69/778] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:51:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/20/18 01:22:15] Wordy [904/953] has challenged Anky [598/771] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:59:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/20/18 04:22:35] Wordy [562/953] has challenged Shmegma [621/778] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:09:06 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/20/18 11:23:17] squirtingbuffalo [1054/1096] has challenged Wordy [751/953] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:44:04 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/20/18 13:19:41] Wordy broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:48:00 from level 91.
[01/21/18 03:24:58] Anky [119/771] has challenged Wordy [546/953] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:25:15 is added to Anky's clock.
[01/21/18 08:13:26] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/21/18 08:13:32] Shmegma [704/778] has cum upon Wordy [687/953] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 20:37:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/21/18 08:13:32] Shmegma has dealt Wordy a shocker! 1 day, 16:54:41 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/21/18 10:25:44] Wordy [166/953] has challenged Anky [377/771] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:57:49 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/21/18 14:26:08] Bot [1094/1283] has challenged Wordy [367/953] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:20:26 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/21/18 16:26:22] Wordy [921/953] has challenged Anky [206/771] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:12:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/21/18 20:26:46] Wordy [17/953] has challenged Doody [482/648] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:13:55 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/21/18 20:45:54] Anky [87/771] has challenged Wordy [619/953] in combat and lost! 8 days, 04:21:50 is added to Anky's clock.
[01/21/18 23:27:05] Wordy [198/953] has challenged Anky [554/771] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:53:13 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/22/18 04:17:05] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/22/18 04:27:36] Wordy [840/953] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [675/1096] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:39:10 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/22/18 07:27:55] Wordy [573/953] has challenged Bart [596/676] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:08:28 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/22/18 16:28:54] Bot [1218/1283] has challenged Wordy [503/953] in combat and won! 9 days, 16:16:46 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/22/18 17:29:00] Bot [348/1283] has challenged Wordy [518/953] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:48:40 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/22/18 19:29:12] Wordy [857/953] has challenged Bot [618/1283] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:42:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/22/18 23:10:00] Wordy, Anky, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/22/18 23:29:39] Wordy [309/953] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [55/1096] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:49:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/23/18 00:29:45] Wordy [601/953] has challenged dick [1192/1284] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:07:13 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/23/18 03:30:05] Wordy [373/953] has challenged Anky [683/771] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:20:06 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/23/18 05:30:19] squirtingbuffalo [707/1096] has challenged Wordy [312/953] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:19:03 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/23/18 06:32:04] Wordy found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:19:47 towards level 91.
[01/23/18 09:30:44] Doody [216/648] has challenged Wordy [771/953] in combat and lost! 8 days, 09:46:21 is added to Doody's clock.
[01/23/18 15:31:22] Wordy [572/953] has challenged Bot [1232/1283] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:20:36 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/23/18 19:31:46] Bart [437/676] has challenged Wordy [824/953] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:02:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/23/18 22:32:06] Wordy [921/953] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [726/1096] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:58:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/24/18 05:32:51] Wordy [698/953] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [126/1096] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:34:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/24/18 10:33:26] squirtingbuffalo [805/1096] has challenged Wordy [122/953] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:55:43 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/24/18 11:11:53] Wordy, Anky, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/24/18 11:33:32] Wordy [896/953] has challenged Bart [2/676] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:58:54 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/24/18 12:33:39] Anky [234/771] has challenged Wordy [157/953] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:41:14 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/24/18 12:33:39] In the lemon party, Wordy dropped her level 75 charm! Anky picks it up, tossing her old level 40 charm to Wordy.
[01/24/18 18:27:36] Wordy grew a third nipple! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:05:08 towards level 91.
[01/24/18 22:34:44] Wordy [610/921] has challenged Anky [520/809] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:57:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/24/18 23:34:50] Wordy [231/921] has challenged Anky [616/809] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:41:04 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/25/18 02:35:08] Wordy [176/921] has challenged Bot [771/1283] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:38:57 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/25/18 03:00:05] Bot, Wordy, and Bart [1862/2880] have team battled Doody, Anky, and Shmegma [1749/2239] and won! 0 days, 05:15:49 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/18 04:35:20] Shmegma [108/782] has challenged Wordy [321/921] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:03:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/25/18 08:35:47] Bart [108/676] has challenged Wordy [769/921] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:38:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/25/18 09:35:53] Bart [284/676] has challenged Wordy [910/921] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:59:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/25/18 11:36:06] Wordy [48/921] has challenged Anky [356/809] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:59:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/25/18 15:36:31] Wordy [605/921] has challenged Doody [520/648] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:18:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/25/18 16:22:07] Wordy [128/921] has cum upon Doody [205/648] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:36:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/25/18 19:36:56] Wordy [665/921] has challenged Anky [529/809] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:05:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/25/18 20:37:03] Doody [522/648] has challenged Wordy [778/921] in combat and lost! 10 days, 18:42:10 is added to Doody's clock.
[01/25/18 23:37:22] Shmegma [437/782] has challenged Wordy [140/921] in combat and won! 9 days, 02:34:14 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/26/18 00:37:28] Wordy [183/921] has challenged Bot [927/1283] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:15:38 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/26/18 08:26:53] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/26/18 09:38:27] squirtingbuffalo [1037/1096] has challenged Wordy [733/921] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:30:46 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/26/18 12:38:45] Shmegma [674/767] has challenged Wordy [859/921] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:34:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/26/18 12:52:28] squirtingbuffalo [401/1096] has cum upon Wordy [833/921] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:29:18 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/26/18 15:39:05] Wordy [1/921] has challenged Doody [475/648] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:44:21 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/26/18 16:08:35] Doody, squirtingbuffalo, and Shmegma [1588/2511] have team battled Wordy, Bot, and Anky [2082/3013] and lost! 0 days, 13:19:28 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/18 16:39:11] Doody [593/648] has challenged Wordy [449/921] in combat and won! 11 days, 23:20:37 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/26/18 20:39:39] Shmegma [535/767] has challenged Wordy [291/921] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:13:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/27/18 01:40:10] Wordy [437/921] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [872/1096] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:05:22 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/27/18 04:40:29] Wordy [272/921] has challenged Bot [639/1283] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:45:27 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/27/18 07:40:46] Wordy [835/921] has challenged Bart [121/690] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:34:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/27/18 08:40:52] Bot [939/1283] has challenged Wordy [532/921] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:57:54 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/27/18 09:34:31] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/27/18 10:41:04] Wordy [759/921] has challenged Bart [435/690] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:19:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/27/18 10:41:04] Wordy has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 1 day, 13:54:38 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/27/18 14:41:30] Wordy [539/921] has challenged Bart [581/690] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:31:32 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/27/18 16:41:42] Wordy [784/921] has challenged Anky [286/809] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:41:52 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/27/18 19:42:02] Bart [643/690] has challenged Wordy [52/921] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:09:50 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/27/18 23:42:28] Wordy [359/921] has challenged Shmegma [322/752] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:24:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/28/18 02:42:48] Wordy [414/921] has challenged Doody [85/662] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:07:47 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/28/18 03:43:43] Wordy, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/28/18 04:43:09] Bot [790/1283] has cum upon Wordy [538/921] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 14:10:07 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/28/18 05:43:06] Bart [219/697] has challenged Wordy [841/921] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:54:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/28/18 06:43:13] Bot [814/1283] has challenged Wordy [310/921] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:36:41 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/28/18 10:43:37] Bot [489/1283] has challenged Wordy [682/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:02 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/28/18 14:07:39] squirtingbuffalo [175/1096] has challenged Wordy [680/921] in combat and lost! 7 days, 19:43:26 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/28/18 15:42:14] Doody, Bart, and Bot [178/2642] have team battled Wordy, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo [1710/2826] and lost! 0 days, 05:10:49 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/18 15:44:11] Bot [449/1283] has challenged Wordy [7/921] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:49:51 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/28/18 15:52:45] Doody, Shmegma, and Bart [1750/2111] have team battled Wordy, Anky, and Bot [1587/3013] and won! 2 days, 04:02:19 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/18 18:44:31] Bart [63/697] has challenged Wordy [88/921] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:02:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/28/18 20:44:43] Shmegma [464/752] has challenged Wordy [249/921] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:43:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/29/18 04:45:34] Bot [1249/1283] has challenged Wordy [713/921] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:15:59 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/29/18 05:25:01] Wordy stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:06:54 towards level 91.
[01/29/18 09:46:06] squirtingbuffalo [59/1096] has challenged Wordy [259/921] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:14:28 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/29/18 13:46:30] Wordy [141/921] has challenged dick [291/1284] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:47 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/29/18 14:46:37] Bot [777/1283] has challenged Wordy [295/921] in combat and won! 10 days, 12:04:18 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/29/18 17:46:56] Wordy [646/921] has challenged Bart [528/697] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:16:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/29/18 21:47:22] Anky [604/809] has challenged Wordy [615/921] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:40:39 is added to Anky's clock.
[01/29/18 23:47:36] Bart [423/697] has challenged Wordy [550/921] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:42:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/30/18 08:48:32] Doody [250/662] has challenged Wordy [269/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:47:45 is added to Doody's clock.
[01/30/18 10:48:46] Wordy [68/921] has challenged Bot [493/1283] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:46:20 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/30/18 18:38:42] Doody, Bart, and squirtingbuffalo [2025/2455] have team battled Bot, Anky, and Wordy [2389/3013] and lost! 1 day, 23:18:57 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/18 21:13:23] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/30/18 21:13:26] Anky [531/809] has cum upon Wordy [603/921] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:08:22 is added to Anky's clock.
[01/31/18 02:50:28] Shmegma [358/759] has challenged Wordy [474/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:14:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/31/18 04:50:42] Wordy [674/921] has challenged Bart [117/697] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:59:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/31/18 09:23:52] Wordy [537/921] has challenged dick [1202/1284] in combat and lost! 8 days, 05:14:12 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/31/18 12:51:32] squirtingbuffalo [251/1096] has challenged Wordy [649/921] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:13:43 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/31/18 14:07:01] Anky, Wordy, and Bot [662/3013] have team battled Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Doody [2282/2517] and lost! 1 day, 21:26:00 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/18 14:51:45] Doody [288/662] has challenged Wordy [705/921] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:40:48 is added to Doody's clock.
[01/31/18 15:51:51] Shmegma [144/759] has challenged Wordy [559/921] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:44:54 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/31/18 17:52:04] Bot [1209/1283] has challenged Wordy [509/921] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:31:05 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/31/18 23:52:42] Wordy [284/921] has challenged Bot [805/1283] in combat and lost! 12 days, 23:10:06 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/01/18 02:53:02] Doody [397/662] has challenged Wordy [865/921] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:38:54 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/01/18 04:53:16] Anky [384/809] has challenged Wordy [695/921] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:31:22 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/01/18 09:53:48] squirtingbuffalo [859/1096] has challenged Wordy [622/921] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:35:39 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/01/18 09:53:48] squirtingbuffalo has dealt Wordy a Critical Strike! 14 days, 08:17:41 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/01/18 13:54:13] squirtingbuffalo [1033/1096] has challenged Wordy [404/921] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:24:24 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/01/18 14:54:20] Wordy [554/921] has challenged Bot [584/1283] in combat and lost! 15 days, 21:36:58 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/01/18 15:54:27] Wordy [757/921] has challenged Doody [227/662] in combat and won! 32 days, 01:58:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/01/18 16:54:33] Anky [513/809] has challenged Wordy [40/921] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:01:58 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/01/18 17:14:47] Wordy, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/01/18 18:54:45] Wordy [482/921] has challenged Shmegma [637/759] in combat and lost! 10 days, 13:47:47 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/01/18 19:18:24] Wordy sharpened the edge of her weapon! Wordy's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/01/18 23:55:17] Wordy [138/936] has challenged Bart [680/697] in combat and lost! 10 days, 15:36:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/02/18 10:56:28] Wordy [251/936] has challenged dick [401/1272] in combat and lost! 11 days, 16:03:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/02/18 11:47:13] Wordy, Bot, and Bart [482/2904] have team battled Anky, squirtingbuffalo, and Doody [96/2567] and won! 1 day, 04:31:53 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/18 12:59:53] Wordy, Anky, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/02/18 13:58:15] squirtingbuffalo [720/1096] has cum upon Wordy [94/936] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 16:15:38 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/02/18 14:56:54] Bot [963/1271] has challenged Wordy [336/936] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:12:06 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/02/18 17:57:13] Anky [451/809] has challenged Wordy [871/936] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:30:32 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/02/18 23:57:51] squirtingbuffalo [238/1096] has challenged Wordy [925/936] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:11:43 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/03/18 02:58:09] Wordy [790/936] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [58/1096] in combat and won! 17 days, 01:14:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/03/18 04:58:21] Bot [1067/1271] has challenged Wordy [170/936] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:45:03 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/03/18 05:58:27] Bot [601/1271] has challenged Wordy [631/936] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:31:13 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/03/18 08:44:51] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/03/18 08:44:51] Shmegma [100/759] has cum upon Wordy [517/936] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:42:23 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/03/18 09:58:53] Wordy [686/936] has challenged Shmegma [397/759] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:32:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/03/18 15:59:33] Wordy [441/936] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [43/1096] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:27:56 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/03/18 19:59:58] Wordy [32/936] has challenged Doody [108/662] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:30:49 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/03/18 22:55:30] Wordy discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:04:31 towards level 92.
[02/04/18 01:00:31] Wordy [487/936] has challenged Bot [476/1271] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:49:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/04/18 02:00:37] Shmegma [283/759] has challenged Wordy [603/936] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:38:02 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/04/18 04:00:50] Bart [241/697] has challenged Wordy [99/936] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:43:48 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/04/18 04:00:50] In the lemon party, Wordy dropped her level 40 charm! Bart picks it up, tossing her old level 33 charm to Wordy.
[02/04/18 04:05:54] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/04/18 05:36:28] Wordy was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:34:40 towards level 92.
[02/04/18 06:01:03] Wordy [283/930] has challenged Bot [312/1271] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:49:15 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/04/18 07:01:10] Doody [494/662] has challenged Wordy [669/930] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:52:39 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/04/18 08:01:16] Wordy [406/930] has challenged Doody [356/662] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:17:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/04/18 09:01:23] Wordy [190/930] has challenged Anky [350/963] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:03:30 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/04/18 10:01:30] Wordy [533/930] has challenged Bart [216/705] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:33:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/04/18 11:01:36] Bot [43/1271] has challenged Wordy [320/930] in combat and lost! 8 days, 08:24:07 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/04/18 18:02:20] Wordy [81/930] has challenged Bart [627/705] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:21:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/04/18 19:02:28] Doody [115/662] has challenged Wordy [859/930] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:30:32 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/04/18 22:02:48] Anky [160/963] has challenged Wordy [633/930] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:18:49 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/05/18 00:03:01] Wordy [243/930] has challenged Bart [612/705] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:54:01 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/05/18 01:05:56] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/05/18 02:03:14] Shmegma [347/759] has challenged Wordy [114/930] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:02:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/05/18 07:03:46] Bot [1203/1271] has challenged Wordy [256/930] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:27:19 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/05/18 08:03:52] Wordy [169/930] has challenged Bart [561/705] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:16:03 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/05/18 18:04:56] Wordy [431/930] has challenged Doody [551/662] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:46:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/05/18 20:05:09] Shmegma [129/759] has challenged Wordy [897/930] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:16:14 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/05/18 23:14:50] Wordy, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/06/18 00:05:33] Doody [487/662] has challenged Wordy [687/930] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:06:49 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/06/18 07:16:47] Shmegma [671/759] has challenged Wordy [25/930] in combat and won! 16 days, 12:57:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/06/18 13:06:57] Anky [957/963] has challenged Wordy [929/930] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:18:49 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/06/18 19:07:34] squirtingbuffalo [1020/1096] has challenged Wordy [849/930] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:28:12 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/06/18 23:23:27] Wordy [867/930] has challenged dick [1170/1272] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:25:09 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/07/18 00:23:34] Doody [259/662] has challenged Wordy [788/930] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:52:14 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/07/18 01:23:41] Shmegma [492/759] has challenged Wordy [486/930] in combat and won! 16 days, 19:17:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/07/18 01:23:41] In the lemon party, Wordy dropped her level 81 ring! Shmegma picks it up, tossing her old level 51 ring to Wordy.
[02/07/18 04:24:00] Wordy [865/903] has challenged Bot [908/1271] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:16:34 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/07/18 05:24:07] Shmegma [590/792] has challenged Wordy [208/903] in combat and won! 14 days, 09:07:15 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/07/18 12:24:52] Wordy [437/903] has challenged Shmegma [466/792] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:47:01 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/07/18 13:24:58] Bot [476/1271] has challenged Wordy [695/903] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:45:03 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/07/18 16:25:17] Shmegma [717/792] has challenged Wordy [436/903] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:49:54 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/07/18 19:25:36] Doody [124/648] has challenged Wordy [881/903] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:24:44 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/08/18 01:26:13] Shmegma [14/792] has challenged Wordy [835/903] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:04:42 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/08/18 03:26:26] Wordy [402/903] has challenged Bot [1229/1271] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:41:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/08/18 05:26:39] Doody [499/648] has challenged Wordy [744/903] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:02:37 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/08/18 08:27:00] Bart [540/705] has challenged Wordy [437/903] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:38:14 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/08/18 14:27:35] Wordy [555/903] has challenged Anky [685/979] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:24:47 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/08/18 19:28:07] Bart [5/705] has challenged Wordy [282/903] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:26:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/08/18 20:28:14] Wordy [45/903] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [844/1096] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:10:13 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/08/18 23:28:34] Wordy [52/903] has challenged Shmegma [28/792] in combat and won! 14 days, 10:15:44 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/08/18 23:28:34] Wordy has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 0 days, 20:36:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/08/18 23:31:47] squirtingbuffalo, Anky, and Bot [1912/3346] have team battled Wordy, Doody, and Shmegma [2228/2343] and lost! 0 days, 02:14:15 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/18 00:28:41] Wordy [863/903] has challenged Doody [289/648] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:19:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/09/18 03:46:20] squirtingbuffalo [268/1096] has cum upon Wordy [687/903] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:11:37 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/09/18 05:29:13] squirtingbuffalo [438/1096] has challenged Wordy [843/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:07:33 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/09/18 09:44:56] squirtingbuffalo, Shmegma, and Anky [842/2867] have team battled Bot, Wordy, and Doody [898/2822] and lost! 0 days, 01:06:18 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/18 12:30:00] Wordy [190/903] has challenged Bot [999/1271] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:13:07 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/09/18 20:30:50] Wordy [61/903] has challenged Anky [541/979] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:47:28 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/10/18 00:31:18] Anky [695/979] has challenged Wordy [886/903] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:43:15 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/10/18 02:31:30] Bot [797/1271] has challenged Wordy [508/903] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:15:26 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/10/18 04:28:58] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/10/18 08:32:09] Wordy [521/903] has challenged Shmegma [211/792] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:13:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/10/18 11:32:28] Wordy [351/903] has challenged Bot [1184/1279] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:52:11 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/10/18 12:32:35] Wordy [831/903] has challenged Anky [394/979] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:51:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/10/18 14:32:48] Wordy [275/903] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [379/1108] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:49:07 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/10/18 17:33:07] Wordy [457/903] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [947/1108] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:05:59 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/10/18 20:50:52] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/10/18 21:33:32] Wordy [52/903] has challenged Shmegma [257/792] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:59:49 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/10/18 22:33:39] Wordy [576/903] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [698/1108] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:09:49 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/11/18 02:34:05] Doody [624/648] has challenged Wordy [731/903] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:37:37 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/11/18 03:34:11] Shmegma [588/792] has challenged Wordy [220/903] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:18:10 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/11/18 05:34:25] squirtingbuffalo [475/1108] has challenged Wordy [316/903] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:10:15 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/11/18 07:34:38] Wordy [773/903] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [779/1108] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:52:42 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/11/18 08:34:44] Doody [185/648] has challenged Wordy [190/903] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:02:10 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/11/18 11:35:04] squirtingbuffalo [451/1108] has challenged Wordy [54/903] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:17:27 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/11/18 16:35:34] Wordy [516/903] has challenged Doody [255/648] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:19:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/11/18 21:36:06] Doody [9/648] has challenged Wordy [634/903] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:19:42 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/11/18 23:54:59] Wordy, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/12/18 04:31:26] Anky [868/990] has cum upon Wordy [257/903] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 05:39:07 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/12/18 05:36:57] Wordy [524/903] has challenged dick [1105/1280] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:46:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/12/18 11:37:34] Wordy [228/903] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [372/1108] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:45:23 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/12/18 14:37:53] squirtingbuffalo [1/1108] has challenged Wordy [92/903] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:01:03 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/12/18 16:38:05] Wordy [216/903] has challenged Bart [337/705] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:13:52 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/12/18 21:38:39] squirtingbuffalo [612/1108] has challenged Wordy [707/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:47:02 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/13/18 14:40:30] squirtingbuffalo [145/1108] has challenged Wordy [706/903] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:13:55 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/13/18 19:41:03] Bot [150/1279] has challenged Wordy [176/903] in combat and lost! 8 days, 21:14:07 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/13/18 21:41:16] Wordy [245/903] has challenged Doody [279/648] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:31:51 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/13/18 22:45:14] Anky [786/990] has cum upon Wordy [167/903] and taken them in the face! 6 days, 10:10:12 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/14/18 02:41:49] Bot [53/1279] has challenged Wordy [695/903] in combat and lost! 7 days, 21:34:49 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/14/18 04:42:02] Wordy [781/903] has challenged Bot [758/1279] in combat and won! 11 days, 00:03:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/14/18 05:42:08] Anky [624/990] has challenged Wordy [441/903] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:52:50 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/14/18 06:44:21] Anky, Wordy, and squirtingbuffalo [2556/3001] have team battled Bot, Doody, and Shmegma [377/2719] and won! 2 days, 09:48:31 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/18 11:42:47] Doody [518/648] has challenged Wordy [108/903] in combat and won! 18 days, 01:45:30 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/14/18 12:42:53] Wordy [596/903] has challenged Anky [83/990] in combat and won! 12 days, 19:32:21 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/14/18 13:43:00] Wordy [277/903] has challenged dick [589/1280] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:00:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/14/18 18:43:34] Wordy [708/903] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [1019/1108] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:36:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/14/18 21:43:53] Doody [574/648] has challenged Wordy [834/903] in combat and lost! 10 days, 02:42:11 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/14/18 22:44:00] Wordy [753/903] has challenged Shmegma [755/792] in combat and lost! 7 days, 21:04:57 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/15/18 08:45:02] Bot [890/1279] has challenged Wordy [732/903] in combat and won! 14 days, 17:33:36 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/15/18 11:45:19] Wordy [105/903] has challenged Shmegma [39/792] in combat and won! 15 days, 07:52:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/15/18 12:45:25] Wordy [531/903] has challenged Shmegma [511/792] in combat and won! 12 days, 02:24:17 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/15/18 15:45:45] Wordy [808/903] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [307/1108] in combat and won! 8 days, 14:59:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/15/18 16:32:19] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/15/18 17:45:56] Bart [147/705] has challenged Wordy [31/903] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:04:32 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/16/18 00:46:40] Wordy [109/903] has challenged Bart [372/705] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:18:11 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/16/18 02:42:42] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 2 days, 02:08:52 toward level 92.
[02/16/18 03:46:58] Wordy [421/903] has challenged Doody [354/648] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:02:10 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/16/18 11:47:49] Doody [274/648] has challenged Wordy [824/903] in combat and lost! 8 days, 11:02:26 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/16/18 14:44:43] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/16/18 19:48:39] Wordy [541/903] has challenged Shmegma [575/792] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:17:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/17/18 02:49:24] Wordy [851/903] has challenged dick [181/1289] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:01:17 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/17/18 05:49:44] Bot [388/1288] has challenged Wordy [879/903] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:10:16 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/17/18 06:49:50] Wordy [48/903] has challenged Shmegma [144/792] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:19:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/17/18 08:34:10] squirtingbuffalo [946/1108] has cum upon Wordy [384/903] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 03:33:10 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/17/18 09:08:19] Bart, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/17/18 11:50:21] Wordy [158/903] has challenged Doody [457/648] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:33:58 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/17/18 12:50:27] Wordy [31/903] has challenged Shmegma [727/792] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:53:33 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/17/18 17:50:57] Anky [896/980] has challenged Wordy [54/903] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:37:06 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/17/18 18:51:04] Bot [149/1288] has challenged Wordy [278/903] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:29:57 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/17/18 23:51:36] Anky [900/980] has challenged Wordy [64/903] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:42:27 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/18/18 04:52:07] Wordy [184/903] has challenged Bart [361/705] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:39:18 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/18/18 08:39:09] Wordy found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:52:25 towards level 92.
[02/18/18 08:52:32] Anky [232/980] has challenged Wordy [687/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:27:33 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/18/18 11:52:51] Wordy [92/903] has challenged Doody [503/648] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:44:42 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/18/18 13:53:04] Wordy [394/903] has challenged Shmegma [403/792] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:48:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/18/18 15:53:17] Wordy [647/903] has challenged Shmegma [667/792] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:54:13 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/18/18 19:53:40] Anky [932/980] has challenged Wordy [838/903] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:42:46 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/18/18 22:53:59] Wordy [312/903] has challenged Bot [70/1288] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:21:04 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/19/18 00:46:48] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/19/18 00:46:54] Anky [790/980] has cum upon Wordy [302/903] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 10:43:31 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/19/18 06:54:53] Anky [841/980] has challenged Wordy [312/903] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:01:00 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/19/18 07:54:59] Wordy [324/903] has challenged Bart [310/705] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:45:04 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/19/18 12:55:33] Wordy [393/903] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [133/1108] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:44:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/19/18 13:55:39] Wordy [414/903] has challenged Doody [236/648] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:36:02 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/19/18 20:30:04] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/20/18 01:56:57] Wordy [855/903] has challenged Doody [432/648] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:05:05 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/20/18 02:57:03] Wordy [763/903] has challenged Anky [120/980] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:52:02 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/20/18 07:57:35] Wordy [714/903] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [644/1108] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:25:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/20/18 08:57:42] Shmegma [779/792] has challenged Wordy [423/903] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:16:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/20/18 11:58:01] squirtingbuffalo [345/1108] has challenged Wordy [525/903] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:02:23 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/20/18 13:24:07] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/20/18 13:58:14] Wordy [34/903] has challenged Shmegma [515/792] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:02:05 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/20/18 14:58:20] Wordy [158/903] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [880/1108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:03:56 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/20/18 18:48:07] Anky, squirtingbuffalo, and Bart [2141/2793] have team battled Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot [1182/2983] and won! 0 days, 18:28:42 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/18 19:58:55] Anky [338/980] has challenged Wordy [574/903] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:16:43 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/20/18 20:59:02] squirtingbuffalo [579/1108] has challenged Wordy [193/903] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:18:31 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/20/18 21:59:08] Anky [146/980] has challenged Wordy [711/903] in combat and lost! 7 days, 10:35:39 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/20/18 23:59:22] Shmegma [694/792] has challenged Wordy [147/903] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:53:30 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/21/18 04:59:53] Wordy [566/903] has challenged Shmegma [230/792] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:55:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/21/18 05:59:59] Shmegma [395/792] has challenged Wordy [119/903] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:59:36 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/21/18 09:00:20] Wordy [334/903] has challenged Bart [331/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:09:26 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/21/18 11:00:32] Doody [45/648] has challenged Wordy [679/903] in combat and lost! 15 days, 20:19:25 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/21/18 12:00:39] Bart [210/705] has challenged Wordy [835/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:16:35 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/21/18 15:00:25] Wordy [567/903] has cum upon Doody [603/648] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:26:11 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/21/18 19:51:38] Wordy [830/903] has cum upon Doody [140/648] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 14:02:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/21/18 22:01:42] Wordy [343/903] has challenged Bot [720/1288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:17 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/22/18 09:02:55] Doody [300/652] has challenged Wordy [535/903] in combat and lost! 17 days, 15:01:56 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/22/18 10:03:02] Wordy [405/903] has challenged Bart [656/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:47:23 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/22/18 12:03:15] Bart [157/705] has challenged Wordy [487/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:06:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/22/18 14:03:28] Wordy [842/903] has challenged Shmegma [18/792] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:13:22 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/22/18 15:03:34] Wordy [461/903] has challenged Doody [468/652] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:07:12 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/22/18 22:04:19] Wordy [781/903] has challenged dick [72/1289] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:54:46 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/23/18 01:04:39] squirtingbuffalo [437/1108] has challenged Wordy [271/903] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:44:37 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/23/18 03:04:51] Wordy [832/903] has challenged Anky [961/980] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:29:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/23/18 04:55:21] Wordy tamed a wild horse and taught it to fuck other irpg players! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:46 towards level 92.
[02/23/18 05:05:04] Wordy [324/903] has challenged Bart [359/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:11 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/23/18 07:05:18] Wordy [201/903] has challenged Bot [1131/1288] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:55:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/23/18 09:05:31] Bot [0/1288] has challenged Wordy [550/903] in combat and lost! 7 days, 11:06:19 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/23/18 09:19:20] Bart, Doody, and Bot [1522/2645] have team battled Shmegma, Wordy, and Anky [2504/2675] and lost! 0 days, 22:09:28 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/18 10:05:37] Shmegma [503/792] has challenged Wordy [698/903] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:49:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/23/18 11:05:43] Wordy [618/903] has challenged Doody [6/652] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:39:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/23/18 13:05:56] Wordy [247/903] has challenged Bart [267/705] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:39:48 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/23/18 14:06:02] Wordy [170/903] has challenged Bart [555/705] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:19:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/23/18 22:06:52] Wordy [404/903] has challenged Anky [115/980] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:43:20 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/24/18 00:14:00] Wordy tamed a wild horse and taught it to fuck other irpg players! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:54:05 towards level 92.
[02/24/18 07:28:27] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/24/18 08:30:42] Shmegma [658/792] has cum upon Wordy [424/903] and taken them in the face! 2 days, 04:44:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/24/18 10:08:09] Wordy [874/903] has challenged dick [844/1289] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:06:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/24/18 12:08:21] Wordy [525/903] has challenged Doody [272/652] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:53:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/24/18 16:08:47] Wordy [836/903] has challenged Bot [210/1288] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:37:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/24/18 17:08:53] Bart [479/705] has challenged Wordy [848/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:08:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/24/18 18:08:59] Wordy [878/903] has challenged Shmegma [219/792] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:59:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/25/18 01:09:43] Shmegma [38/792] has challenged Wordy [343/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:41:14 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/25/18 03:09:56] Bot [636/1288] has challenged Wordy [718/903] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:32:24 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/25/18 05:10:10] Wordy [171/903] has challenged Bart [601/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:11:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/25/18 06:10:18] Doody [94/652] has challenged Wordy [223/903] in combat and lost! 17 days, 07:35:26 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/25/18 07:08:07] Wordy reinforced her shield with a dragon's scales! Wordy's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/25/18 07:10:25] Wordy [450/908] has challenged Doody [196/652] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:37:07 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/25/18 08:10:32] Doody [127/652] has challenged Wordy [47/908] in combat and won! 33 days, 02:17:46 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/25/18 10:10:45] Anky [590/980] has challenged Wordy [585/908] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:41:03 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/25/18 12:10:58] Shmegma [325/792] has challenged Wordy [63/908] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:06:44 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/25/18 17:11:28] Bot [20/1288] has challenged Wordy [554/908] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:49:14 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/25/18 20:11:49] Wordy [636/908] has challenged Shmegma [747/792] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:10:27 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/25/18 21:11:55] Anky [139/980] has challenged Wordy [812/908] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:32:14 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/25/18 22:12:01] Wordy [178/908] has challenged Bart [23/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:05:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/25/18 23:57:50] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/26/18 21:24:13] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/27/18 02:15:03] Doody [475/652] has challenged Wordy [863/908] in combat and lost! 7 days, 15:34:04 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/27/18 07:15:34] Wordy [128/908] has challenged Bot [580/1288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:56:49 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/27/18 10:15:55] Wordy [211/908] has challenged dick [594/1289] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:59 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/27/18 11:16:02] Shmegma [253/792] has challenged Wordy [135/908] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:13 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/27/18 11:16:02] Shmegma has dealt Wordy a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:09:05 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/27/18 16:16:35] Wordy [696/908] has challenged Bot [636/1288] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:16:07 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/27/18 16:16:35] Wordy has dealt Bot a Critical Strike! 1 day, 15:14:38 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/27/18 19:59:26] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/27/18 19:59:38] Bot [1076/1288] has cum upon Wordy [106/908] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 04:10:45 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/27/18 22:18:46] Wordy [382/908] has cum upon Bart [670/705] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:58:32 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/27/18 23:17:20] Bot [1011/1288] has challenged Wordy [788/908] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:15:17 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/28/18 01:17:33] Anky [815/994] has challenged Wordy [281/908] in combat and won! 14 days, 12:52:15 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/28/18 03:17:46] Wordy [175/908] has challenged Doody [635/652] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:56 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/28/18 05:17:59] Wordy [247/908] has challenged Bot [691/1288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:31:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/28/18 06:18:47] Wordy [22/908] has cum upon Doody [593/652] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:25:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/28/18 10:37:49] Wordy [525/908] has challenged Shmegma [450/804] in combat and won! 17 days, 11:14:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/28/18 14:09:02] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/28/18 15:01:17] Wordy got pimpslapped by Wordy. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:45:36 from level 93.
[02/28/18 16:19:11] Bart [233/693] has challenged Wordy [330/908] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:16:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/28/18 17:19:17] Bot [18/1288] has challenged Wordy [275/908] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:54:09 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/28/18 18:19:23] Doody [377/652] has challenged Wordy [21/908] in combat and won! 15 days, 23:35:23 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/28/18 22:19:47] Anky [376/994] has challenged Wordy [443/908] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:29:16 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/01/18 00:11:20] Wordy started shitting dicknipples. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:41:01 from level 93.
[03/01/18 02:20:12] Bart [591/693] has challenged Wordy [110/908] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:52:37 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/01/18 05:20:33] Bot [1029/1288] has challenged Wordy [202/908] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:32:16 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/01/18 06:20:39] Wordy [317/908] has challenged Bot [346/1288] in combat and lost! 10 days, 07:31:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/01/18 09:20:59] Shmegma [383/804] has challenged Wordy [258/908] in combat and won! 13 days, 14:05:51 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/01/18 17:21:50] Wordy [729/908] has challenged Doody [243/652] in combat and won! 19 days, 03:49:53 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/02/18 02:02:58] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 2 days, 06:55:09 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[03/02/18 02:34:29] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/02/18 02:35:02] Bot [582/1288] has cum upon Wordy [452/908] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 11:01:21 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/02/18 06:23:16] Wordy [762/908] has challenged Anky [865/994] in combat and lost! 6 days, 11:05:45 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/02/18 07:23:22] Wordy [388/908] has challenged Bart [616/693] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:24:20 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/02/18 08:23:28] Wordy [522/908] has challenged Anky [62/994] in combat and won! 14 days, 07:53:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/02/18 09:44:54] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 13:44:31 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[03/02/18 12:23:54] Wordy [658/908] has challenged Bart [261/693] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:21:16 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/02/18 14:24:07] Wordy [107/908] has challenged Bart [79/693] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:06:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/02/18 20:24:44] Doody [576/652] has challenged Wordy [552/908] in combat and won! 11 days, 20:28:25 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/02/18 20:24:44] In the lemon party, Wordy dropped her level 114 amulet! Doody picks it up, tossing her old level 85 amulet to Wordy.
[03/02/18 22:24:57] squirtingbuffalo [435/1108] has challenged Wordy [365/882] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:43:27 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/03/18 01:27:14] Wordy was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:18:53 towards level 93.
[03/03/18 02:25:23] Wordy [283/882] has challenged Bot [884/1093] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:25:11 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/03/18 03:25:30] Wordy [243/882] has challenged Shmegma [561/804] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:35:24 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/03/18 05:25:42] Wordy [99/882] has challenged Shmegma [534/804] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:06:01 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/03/18 13:26:34] squirtingbuffalo [1016/1108] has challenged Wordy [161/882] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:40:33 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/03/18 21:27:25] Wordy [701/882] has challenged Anky [434/1208] in combat and won! 9 days, 19:54:54 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/04/18 00:27:44] Shmegma [158/804] has challenged Wordy [574/882] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:32:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/04/18 02:10:48] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/04/18 03:28:02] Bot [813/1107] has challenged Wordy [146/882] in combat and won! 10 days, 14:45:17 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/04/18 04:28:09] Wordy [361/882] has challenged dick [859/1109] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:11:29 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/04/18 06:28:21] Wordy [813/882] has challenged Bot [326/1107] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:43:17 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/04/18 09:28:42] Bot [783/1107] has challenged Wordy [359/882] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:13:46 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/04/18 09:36:34] Wordy was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:15:43 towards level 93.
[03/05/18 00:30:17] squirtingbuffalo [302/1104] has challenged Wordy [801/882] in combat and lost! 10 days, 08:26:11 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/05/18 02:31:28] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/05/18 02:31:40] squirtingbuffalo [303/1104] has cum upon Wordy [3/882] and taken them in the face! 15 days, 12:09:44 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/05/18 03:30:36] Bot [772/1107] has challenged Wordy [524/882] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:01:07 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/05/18 03:30:36] In the lemon party, Wordy dropped her level 94 tunic! Bot picks it up, tossing her old level 93 tunic to Wordy.
[03/05/18 08:31:07] Shmegma [390/804] has challenged Wordy [328/881] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:11:33 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/05/18 13:31:40] Wordy [300/881] has challenged Bart [563/696] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:45:16 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/05/18 14:31:46] Wordy [310/881] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [955/1104] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:12:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/05/18 15:31:52] squirtingbuffalo [227/1104] has challenged Wordy [402/881] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:29:07 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/05/18 17:32:05] Wordy [628/881] has challenged Shmegma [545/804] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:38:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/05/18 18:39:30] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/06/18 03:33:07] Wordy [626/881] has challenged Shmegma [113/804] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:45:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/06/18 05:33:19] Wordy [523/881] has challenged Bot [733/1108] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:27:06 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/06/18 07:33:34] Wordy [655/881] has challenged Bart [325/696] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:19:05 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/06/18 11:33:59] Shmegma [593/804] has challenged Wordy [657/881] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:18:07 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/06/18 12:34:06] Wordy [530/881] has challenged Shmegma [470/804] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:24:20 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/06/18 13:18:47] Wordy found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:12:19 towards level 93.
[03/06/18 13:34:12] Shmegma [774/804] has challenged Wordy [804/881] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:42:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/06/18 15:34:24] Shmegma [294/804] has challenged Wordy [757/881] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:57:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/06/18 18:34:45] Bot [686/1108] has challenged Wordy [154/881] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:52:46 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/06/18 21:35:05] Wordy [207/881] has challenged dick [275/1109] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:09:32 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/06/18 21:44:33] Wordy slipped a mickey to Anky and stole her level 75 charm while they were passed out! Wordy leaves her old level 33 charm behind, which Anky then takes. Also Anky wakes up with a really sore asshole.
[03/07/18 02:35:36] Wordy [151/918] has challenged dick [836/1109] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:46:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/07/18 04:03:01] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/07/18 06:36:03] Wordy [456/918] has challenged Bot [41/1108] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:51:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/07/18 08:36:17] Wordy [240/918] has challenged Bart [5/696] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:33:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/07/18 11:36:37] Wordy [526/918] has challenged Bot [386/1108] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:31:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/07/18 20:37:32] Anky [984/1162] has challenged Wordy [14/918] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:12:05 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/08/18 01:38:04] Bot [1087/1108] has challenged Wordy [125/918] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:40:30 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/08/18 05:38:28] Bart [415/696] has challenged Wordy [604/918] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:32:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/08/18 08:38:46] Wordy [664/918] has challenged Shmegma [340/760] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:41:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/08/18 11:39:05] Wordy [412/918] has challenged dick [633/1109] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:54:04 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/08/18 12:39:11] Wordy [478/918] has challenged Doody [72/681] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:46:56 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/08/18 13:06:20] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/08/18 13:18:45] Anky, Shmegma, and Bart [1292/2662] have team battled Doody, Bot, and Wordy [1127/2707] and won! 0 days, 02:42:34 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/18 13:39:18] Anky [1009/1206] has challenged Wordy [283/918] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:24:50 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/08/18 15:39:30] Bot [673/1108] has challenged Wordy [559/918] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:26:49 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/08/18 18:39:48] Wordy [161/918] has challenged Anky [565/1206] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:29:58 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/08/18 21:40:08] Wordy [711/918] has challenged Anky [4/1206] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:11:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/09/18 00:40:27] Wordy [130/918] has challenged Anky [382/1206] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:01:57 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/09/18 01:40:33] Wordy [384/918] has challenged Doody [421/681] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:06:21 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/09/18 02:55:26] Shmegma [649/760] has cum upon Wordy [568/918] and taken them in the face! 7 days, 16:35:08 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/09/18 06:41:04] Wordy [216/918] has challenged Bart [119/696] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:29:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/09/18 09:41:23] Bart [677/696] has challenged Wordy [686/918] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:55:41 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/09/18 12:41:42] Wordy [728/918] has challenged Anky [834/1206] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:48:47 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/09/18 13:41:48] Wordy [269/918] has challenged Anky [118/1206] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:16:38 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/09/18 17:42:13] Wordy [839/918] has challenged Anky [964/1206] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:52:52 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/10/18 01:43:06] Bart [205/696] has challenged Wordy [342/918] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:24:04 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/10/18 06:31:31] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/10/18 08:43:50] Bart [311/696] has challenged Wordy [569/918] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:20:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/10/18 10:44:03] Bart [517/696] has challenged Wordy [650/918] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:59:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/10/18 14:44:28] Shmegma [567/760] has challenged Wordy [256/918] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:30:48 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/10/18 15:44:35] Wordy [801/918] has challenged Shmegma [583/760] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:53:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/10/18 16:44:42] Wordy [884/918] has challenged Doody [185/681] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:18:04 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/10/18 18:42:27] Wordy discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:45:43 towards level 93.
[03/11/18 03:45:44] Bart [445/696] has challenged Wordy [866/918] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:23:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/11/18 04:41:32] Wordy was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:24:16 towards level 93.
[03/11/18 05:45:57] Shmegma [558/760] has challenged Wordy [429/918] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:16:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/11/18 07:46:11] Wordy [615/918] has challenged Anky [499/1206] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:00:10 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/11/18 14:46:54] Anky [635/1206] has challenged Wordy [157/918] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:04:58 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/11/18 18:40:34] Bot, Bart, and Wordy [885/2722] have team battled Shmegma, Doody, and Anky [775/2647] and won! 2 days, 04:13:15 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/18 20:47:33] Doody [106/681] has challenged Wordy [723/918] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:00:43 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/11/18 22:47:45] Doody [667/681] has challenged Wordy [519/918] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:30:32 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/12/18 04:43:41] Wordy discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:52:59 towards level 93.
[03/12/18 05:48:29] Bart [262/696] has challenged Wordy [625/918] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:40:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/12/18 06:48:36] Wordy [779/918] has challenged Bot [757/1108] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:08:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/12/18 06:54:24] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Anky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/12/18 06:58:55] Anky [974/1206] has cum upon Wordy [242/918] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 09:06:29 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/12/18 07:08:20] Wordy [453/918] has cum upon Bart [552/696] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:26:56 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/12/18 09:48:55] Wordy [312/918] has challenged Bart [672/696] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:13:34 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/12/18 10:49:46] Wordy [486/918] has cum upon Doody [12/681] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 00:29:41 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/12/18 12:49:13] Wordy [320/918] has challenged dick [50/1109] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:11:51 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/12/18 19:33:33] Bart, Bot, and Wordy [665/2722] have team battled Shmegma, Anky, and Doody [979/2647] and lost! 0 days, 14:00:37 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/18 00:50:30] Wordy [344/918] has challenged Shmegma [338/760] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:32:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/13/18 01:18:44] Wordy slipped a mickey to Shmegma and stole her level 196 weapon while they were passed out! Wordy leaves her old level 192 weapon behind, which Shmegma then takes. Also Shmegma wakes up with a really sore asshole.
[03/13/18 01:54:29] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/13/18 04:58:12] Wordy discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:08:16 towards level 93.
[03/13/18 05:51:00] Wordy [555/922] has challenged Shmegma [733/755] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:24:56 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/13/18 10:51:31] Shmegma [660/755] has challenged Wordy [757/922] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:50:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/13/18 11:19:42] Wordy was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:51:31 from level 93.
[03/13/18 17:52:16] Doody [344/681] has challenged Wordy [399/922] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:13:47 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/13/18 20:51:59] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/13/18 20:52:35] Wordy [395/922] has challenged Shmegma [175/755] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:34:26 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/13/18 22:35:52] Anky [442/1206] has cum upon Wordy [134/922] and taken them in the face! 8 days, 00:18:50 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/13/18 22:52:49] Wordy [28/922] has challenged dick [264/1114] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:31:13 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/13/18 23:52:55] Wordy [762/922] has challenged Shmegma [33/755] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:18:06 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/14/18 05:53:33] Bot [765/1113] has challenged Wordy [525/922] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:31:05 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/14/18 12:18:08] Wordy [677/922] has challenged Doody [29/681] in combat and won! 16 days, 20:04:24 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/14/18 12:54:15] Wordy [6/922] has challenged Anky [1134/1206] in combat and lost! 7 days, 09:43:34 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/14/18 16:54:39] Wordy [653/922] has challenged Shmegma [190/755] in combat and won! 15 days, 15:46:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/14/18 18:54:50] Wordy [595/922] has challenged Anky [96/1206] in combat and won! 11 days, 18:19:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/14/18 20:00:49] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/14/18 20:15:53] Wordy [689/922] has cum upon Bart [594/696] and taken them in the face! 6 days, 08:15:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/14/18 21:55:10] Anky [1003/1206] has challenged Wordy [633/922] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:47:03 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/15/18 07:56:14] Wordy [263/922] has challenged Anky [953/1206] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:00:59 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/15/18 08:56:21] Wordy [375/922] has challenged Anky [769/1206] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:09:29 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/15/18 15:57:06] Wordy [864/922] has challenged Doody [696/726] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:25:32 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/15/18 15:57:06] Wordy has dealt Doody a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:11:54 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/15/18 16:40:25] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/15/18 16:42:01] Bot [818/1106] has cum upon Wordy [72/922] and taken them in the face! 16 days, 06:04:35 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/15/18 17:57:19] Wordy [771/922] has challenged Doody [17/726] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:29:26 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/15/18 17:57:19] Wordy has dealt Doody a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:27:32 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/15/18 21:57:44] Wordy [361/922] has challenged Shmegma [456/755] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:16:29 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/16/18 00:58:04] Doody [558/726] has challenged Wordy [243/922] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:33:28 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/16/18 00:58:04] In the lemon party, Wordy dropped her level 62 pair of gloves! Doody picks it up, tossing her old level 41 pair of gloves to Wordy.
[03/16/18 03:58:23] Wordy [417/903] has challenged Shmegma [558/732] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:13:35 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/16/18 10:59:08] Wordy [253/903] has challenged dick [21/1128] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:05:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/16/18 13:51:38] Wordy found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:42:11 towards level 94.
[03/16/18 14:59:33] Doody [148/747] has challenged Wordy [234/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:00:37 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/16/18 21:31:17] Doody, Wordy, and Bot [2281/2777] have team battled Shmegma, Anky, and Bart [1081/2634] and won! 1 day, 07:40:14 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/18 22:14:15] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Anky have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/17/18 01:00:37] Wordy [872/903] has challenged Bot [716/1127] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:59:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/17/18 08:01:21] Bart [388/696] has challenged Wordy [373/903] in combat and won! 9 days, 19:45:38 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/17/18 09:01:27] Anky [1084/1206] has challenged Wordy [274/903] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:22:58 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/17/18 10:01:27] Doody, Bart, and Shmegma [386/2175] have team battled Bot, Anky, and Wordy [1859/3236] and lost! 0 days, 02:39:27 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/18 11:01:40] Wordy [521/903] has challenged Doody [19/747] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:51:10 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/17/18 18:02:26] Bart [297/696] has challenged Wordy [741/903] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:10:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/17/18 23:02:57] Wordy [813/903] has challenged Anky [863/1206] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:17:12 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/18/18 00:03:04] Wordy [696/903] has challenged Bart [627/696] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:30:05 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/18/18 08:03:54] Wordy [635/903] has challenged Anky [1205/1206] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:58:45 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/18/18 13:04:26] Wordy [752/903] has challenged Bart [38/696] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:54:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/18/18 16:04:45] Anky [1109/1206] has challenged Wordy [707/903] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:54:39 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/18/18 19:05:05] Doody [544/747] has challenged Wordy [415/903] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:40:13 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/18/18 21:05:17] Shmegma [470/732] has challenged Wordy [879/903] in combat and lost! 11 days, 06:03:42 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/18/18 21:19:43] Doody [730/747] has challenged Wordy [452/903] in combat and won! 17 days, 07:00:15 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/19/18 04:06:03] Bart [136/696] has challenged Wordy [35/903] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:24:48 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/19/18 04:25:33] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/19/18 04:25:36] Shmegma [553/732] has cum upon Wordy [491/903] and taken them in the face! 18 days, 20:10:48 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/19/18 05:26:30] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 01:10:40 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[03/19/18 08:06:31] Shmegma [213/732] has challenged Wordy [570/903] in combat and lost! 8 days, 04:19:05 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/19/18 10:06:44] Bart [445/696] has challenged Wordy [461/903] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:26:21 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/19/18 11:06:50] Bot [491/1127] has challenged Wordy [233/903] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:31:58 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/19/18 13:45:33] Bot [838/1127] has challenged Wordy [51/903] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:42:34 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/19/18 14:26:46] Wordy bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:35:56 towards level 94.
[03/19/18 15:45:46] Wordy [338/903] has challenged Bot [675/1127] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:25:19 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/19/18 17:45:58] Bart [406/696] has challenged Wordy [377/903] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:19:39 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/19/18 19:46:11] Anky [601/1206] has challenged Wordy [440/903] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:58:03 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/19/18 22:46:29] Shmegma [254/732] has challenged Wordy [394/903] in combat and lost! 9 days, 04:04:47 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/19/18 23:46:36] Bart [32/696] has challenged Wordy [462/903] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:59:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/20/18 01:46:48] Wordy [777/903] has challenged Doody [495/747] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:31:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/20/18 04:47:06] Anky [107/1206] has challenged Wordy [367/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:54:27 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/20/18 06:47:18] Wordy [174/903] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [714/1112] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:58:34 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/20/18 12:47:55] Wordy [408/903] has challenged Shmegma [119/732] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:02:41 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/20/18 15:48:13] Shmegma [520/732] has challenged Wordy [464/903] in combat and won! 15 days, 21:47:46 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/20/18 16:48:19] squirtingbuffalo [226/1112] has challenged Wordy [201/903] in combat and won! 11 days, 23:09:24 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/20/18 19:45:12] Doody, Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/21/18 00:49:08] Wordy [885/903] has challenged Doody [44/747] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:49:47 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/21/18 01:49:14] Wordy [678/903] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [692/1112] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:59 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/21/18 04:10:25] Wordy [820/903] has challenged Anky [40/1206] in combat and won! 17 days, 21:19:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/21/18 10:50:09] Wordy [11/903] has challenged Bot [379/1127] in combat and lost! 12 days, 16:41:58 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/21/18 11:50:15] Doody [314/747] has challenged Wordy [395/903] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:03:56 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/21/18 12:16:15] Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma [318/2331] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Doody, and Bot [2014/2986] and lost! 5 days, 22:16:38 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/18 12:18:54] Wordy found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 16:18:45 towards level 95.
[03/21/18 14:50:33] Bart [59/696] has challenged Wordy [342/903] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:38:30 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/21/18 15:50:38] Wordy [514/903] has challenged Anky [540/1206] in combat and lost! 13 days, 06:20:18 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/21/18 16:50:44] Wordy [41/903] has challenged Anky [929/1206] in combat and lost! 14 days, 20:25:07 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/21/18 21:51:16] Wordy [375/903] has challenged Doody [88/747] in combat and won! 29 days, 01:31:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/22/18 00:51:34] Wordy [541/903] has challenged Shmegma [709/732] in combat and lost! 13 days, 02:31:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/22/18 01:51:40] Bart [449/696] has challenged Wordy [556/903] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:52:04 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/22/18 05:52:05] Bart [187/696] has challenged Wordy [788/903] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:45:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/22/18 06:52:11] Wordy [507/903] has challenged Shmegma [541/732] in combat and lost! 14 days, 15:32:43 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/22/18 09:52:29] Wordy [715/903] has challenged dick [1039/1128] in combat and lost! 13 days, 15:48:30 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/22/18 12:52:49] Wordy [643/903] has challenged Shmegma [320/732] in combat and won! 31 days, 12:36:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/22/18 13:52:56] Wordy [2/903] has challenged Anky [1181/1206] in combat and lost! 14 days, 05:26:01 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/23/18 02:54:17] Wordy [430/903] has challenged Anky [764/1206] in combat and lost! 15 days, 20:50:34 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/23/18 03:54:24] Wordy [382/903] has challenged Shmegma [665/732] in combat and lost! 17 days, 18:25:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/23/18 08:54:07] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/23/18 11:54:32] Bot, Wordy, and Anky [755/3236] have team battled Bart, squirtingbuffalo, and Shmegma [382/2540] and won! 0 days, 06:17:15 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/18 17:55:46] squirtingbuffalo [217/1112] has challenged Wordy [867/903] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:49:06 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/24/18 00:56:27] Doody [258/747] has challenged Wordy [43/903] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:02:00 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/24/18 02:56:40] squirtingbuffalo [1047/1112] has challenged Wordy [55/903] in combat and won! 12 days, 15:06:23 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/24/18 08:59:03] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/24/18 09:01:57] Bot [736/1127] has cum upon Wordy [568/903] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 00:28:16 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/24/18 09:36:03] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 26 days, 17:37:52 toward level 95.
[03/24/18 14:57:54] Doody [680/747] has challenged Wordy [270/903] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:28:20 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/24/18 16:58:05] Doody [116/747] has challenged Wordy [576/903] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:40:10 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/24/18 20:58:29] Doody [273/747] has challenged Wordy [341/903] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:52:32 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/25/18 00:58:54] Wordy [776/903] has challenged Shmegma [674/744] in combat and won! 13 days, 14:39:24 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/25/18 04:43:13] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 2 days, 13:15:20 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[03/25/18 05:33:30] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/25/18 06:59:30] Wordy [855/903] has challenged Bot [555/1118] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:10:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/25/18 08:59:42] Shmegma [138/744] has challenged Wordy [57/903] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:45:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/25/18 10:59:54] Shmegma [100/744] has challenged Wordy [262/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:18:05 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/25/18 12:00:01] Wordy [350/903] has challenged dick [346/1122] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:06:26 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/25/18 15:00:19] Bart [582/684] has challenged Wordy [300/903] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:20:33 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/25/18 21:00:55] Shmegma [496/744] has challenged Wordy [172/903] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:15:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/25/18 21:52:03] Anky, Wordy, and Bot [3221/3227] have team battled Doody, squirtingbuffalo, and Shmegma [2553/2612] and won! 0 days, 09:03:07 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/18 22:01:02] Wordy [180/903] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [390/1121] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:23:22 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/26/18 03:01:32] Bart [325/684] has challenged Wordy [892/903] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:50:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/26/18 04:01:38] Bart [652/684] has challenged Wordy [575/903] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:25:21 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/26/18 05:00:49] Wordy misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:42:10 from level 95.
[03/26/18 14:02:38] Doody [146/747] has challenged Wordy [453/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:38:39 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/26/18 15:02:42] Wordy [739/903] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [170/1121] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:39:02 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/26/18 15:56:38] Wordy, Doody, and Bot [2442/2768] have team battled Bart, squirtingbuffalo, and Anky [2521/3011] and lost! 1 day, 06:17:37 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/18 16:02:48] Wordy [809/903] has challenged Doody [692/747] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:48:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/26/18 18:02:59] Wordy [757/903] has challenged Anky [565/1206] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:57:52 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/26/18 19:03:06] Bot [472/1118] has challenged Wordy [841/903] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:25:57 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/26/18 22:25:52] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/27/18 08:04:25] Anky [155/1206] has challenged Wordy [762/903] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:00:00 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/27/18 18:05:25] Shmegma [103/744] has challenged Wordy [24/903] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:33:44 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/27/18 19:05:31] Doody [24/747] has challenged Wordy [54/903] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:22:35 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/27/18 22:44:49] Wordy, Bot, and Shmegma [2097/2765] have team battled Anky, squirtingbuffalo, and Doody [1303/3074] and won! 2 days, 19:04:17 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/18 23:05:54] Bart [449/684] has challenged Wordy [290/903] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:59:19 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/28/18 04:06:24] Doody [340/747] has challenged Wordy [464/903] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:26:00 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/28/18 05:06:30] Wordy [835/903] has challenged Doody [397/747] in combat and won! 9 days, 16:52:54 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/28/18 06:06:35] Doody [63/747] has challenged Wordy [624/903] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:42:34 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/28/18 07:06:40] Wordy [583/903] has challenged Doody [320/747] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:33:22 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/28/18 12:48:02] Anky, squirtingbuffalo, and Wordy [2141/3230] have team battled Shmegma, Bart, and Doody [561/2175] and won! 1 day, 03:25:42 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/18 13:07:16] Wordy [374/903] has challenged Shmegma [532/744] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:50:59 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/28/18 16:57:00] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Wordy in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 18 days, 07:15:43 from level 95.
[03/28/18 19:07:54] Wordy [60/903] has challenged Anky [1120/1206] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:18:07 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/28/18 22:08:12] Wordy [55/903] has challenged Bart [500/684] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:38:53 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/28/18 22:48:13] squirtingbuffalo, Doody, and Shmegma [313/2612] have team battled Wordy, Anky, and Bart [823/2793] and lost! 0 days, 15:23:23 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/18 01:08:30] Anky [1133/1206] has challenged Wordy [467/903] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:55:10 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/29/18 06:08:58] Wordy [352/903] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [38/1128] in combat and won! 18 days, 16:22:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/29/18 08:09:11] Wordy [118/903] has challenged Bot [757/1123] in combat and lost! 9 days, 13:08:27 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/29/18 10:09:23] Shmegma [725/737] has challenged Wordy [475/903] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:14:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/29/18 12:09:35] Wordy [776/903] has challenged Bot [472/1123] in combat and won! 18 days, 16:16:29 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/29/18 17:10:05] Anky [458/1206] has challenged Wordy [851/903] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:48:19 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/29/18 23:10:43] Wordy [868/903] has challenged Shmegma [414/737] in combat and won! 14 days, 15:49:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/30/18 02:00:43] Bot, Wordy, and Doody [2710/2773] have team battled Bart, Shmegma, and Anky [1641/2627] and won! 4 days, 09:35:28 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/18 03:11:08] Wordy [272/903] has challenged Bart [395/684] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:23:33 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/30/18 04:11:14] squirtingbuffalo [330/1128] has challenged Wordy [580/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:08:25 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/30/18 04:31:07] Wordy misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:43:08 from level 95.
[03/30/18 05:27:36] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/30/18 05:27:45] Shmegma [208/737] has cum upon Wordy [370/903] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:07:07 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/30/18 08:11:38] Wordy [321/903] has challenged Doody [169/747] in combat and won! 9 days, 10:11:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/30/18 14:12:15] Bart [550/684] has challenged Wordy [398/903] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:44:41 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/30/18 15:12:21] Wordy [108/903] has challenged Shmegma [222/737] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:16:00 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/30/18 17:12:34] Wordy [89/903] has challenged dick [444/1129] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:18:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/31/18 05:13:46] squirtingbuffalo [965/1128] has challenged Wordy [216/903] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:19:08 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/31/18 06:13:52] Wordy [676/903] has challenged Doody [208/747] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:08:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/31/18 11:14:21] Doody [52/747] has challenged Wordy [10/903] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:01:27 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/31/18 12:14:26] Wordy [733/903] has challenged Shmegma [714/737] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:41:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/31/18 12:14:26] Wordy has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 1 day, 12:49:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/31/18 15:00:21] Wordy discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:30:10 towards level 95.
[03/31/18 15:14:44] Wordy [472/903] has challenged dick [361/1129] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:25:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/31/18 18:15:03] Shmegma [425/737] has challenged Wordy [491/903] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:02:41 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/31/18 19:15:09] Bart [457/684] has challenged Wordy [901/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:05:16 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/31/18 20:15:15] Bot [685/1123] has challenged Wordy [753/903] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:22:12 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/31/18 22:15:27] Wordy [388/903] has challenged Bart [393/684] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:16:00 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/31/18 23:15:34] Bot [807/1123] has challenged Wordy [99/903] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:49:06 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/31/18 23:15:34] Bot has dealt Wordy a Critical Strike! 2 days, 00:35:36 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/01/18 02:15:51] Shmegma [618/737] has challenged Wordy [535/903] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:54:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/01/18 03:15:58] Bot [603/1123] has challenged Wordy [399/903] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:31:42 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/01/18 07:16:22] Anky [634/1206] has challenged Wordy [128/903] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:21:54 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/01/18 08:16:29] Wordy [65/903] has challenged dick [247/1129] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:33:04 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/01/18 18:17:28] Shmegma [564/737] has challenged Wordy [234/903] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:30:14 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/01/18 20:17:41] Wordy [765/903] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [1070/1128] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:15:53 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/02/18 01:15:39] squirtingbuffalo [690/1129] has challenged Wordy [890/903] in combat and lost! 8 days, 23:50:51 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/02/18 07:18:43] Wordy, Bot, and squirtingbuffalo [1139/3155] have team battled Bart, Anky, and Shmegma [1771/2627] and lost! 0 days, 04:01:23 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/18 09:19:02] Wordy [95/903] has challenged Bart [296/684] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:55:51 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/02/18 13:13:01] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 13 days, 13:07:22 toward level 95.
[04/02/18 16:19:44] Anky [642/1206] has challenged Wordy [698/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:54:23 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/02/18 17:19:50] Bart [339/684] has challenged Wordy [65/903] in combat and won! 14 days, 03:41:06 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/02/18 17:48:05] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/02/18 17:48:05] Wordy [118/903] has cum upon Doody [193/751] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:17:12 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/02/18 21:20:15] Wordy [647/903] has challenged Bot [946/1123] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:37:01 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/02/18 22:20:22] Wordy [740/903] has challenged dick [975/1130] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:12:32 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/02/18 23:20:27] Bot [494/1123] has challenged Wordy [105/903] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:51:54 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/03/18 03:20:54] Wordy [206/903] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [146/1129] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:21:54 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/03/18 03:30:25] Bot [541/1123] has challenged Wordy [607/903] in combat and lost! 10 days, 07:02:51 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/03/18 06:03:52] squirtingbuffalo [897/1129] has cum upon Wordy [862/903] and taken them in the face! 6 days, 23:30:05 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/03/18 07:21:18] Wordy [607/903] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [124/1129] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:59:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/03/18 09:21:29] Wordy [109/903] has challenged Bot [624/1123] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:52:13 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/03/18 09:30:33] Wordy bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:04:36 towards level 95.
[04/03/18 12:21:48] Wordy [286/903] has challenged Doody [326/751] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:07:30 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/03/18 14:22:00] Wordy [152/903] has challenged Doody [419/751] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:01:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/03/18 15:13:12] squirtingbuffalo [156/1129] has cum upon Wordy [244/903] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:10:39 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/03/18 15:31:55] Wordy came up with a tampon string while muffdiving. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:16:17 from level 95.
[04/03/18 16:22:13] Bot [135/1123] has challenged Wordy [655/903] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:22:55 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/03/18 18:08:57] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 11:39:12 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[04/03/18 18:22:25] Wordy [256/903] has challenged Bart [263/684] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:16:36 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/03/18 23:22:55] Wordy [652/903] has challenged dick [667/1130] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:48:13 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/04/18 01:23:08] Shmegma [393/737] has challenged Wordy [133/903] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:37:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/04/18 02:23:13] Bart [199/684] has challenged Wordy [264/903] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:44:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/04/18 03:04:44] squirtingbuffalo, Shmegma, and Bart [263/2550] have team battled Wordy, Anky, and Doody [2443/2860] and lost! 0 days, 08:47:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/18 03:32:15] Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bart [1107/2716] have team battled Anky, Bot, and Shmegma [3055/3066] and lost! 2 days, 23:20:12 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/18 05:23:31] Wordy [636/903] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [804/1129] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:52:42 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/04/18 06:23:37] Bart [406/684] has challenged Wordy [65/903] in combat and won! 11 days, 10:53:41 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/04/18 11:24:07] Wordy [754/903] has challenged dick [394/1130] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:24:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/04/18 12:24:13] Wordy [436/903] has challenged Bot [715/1123] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:42:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/04/18 19:31:50] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/04/18 20:25:02] Doody [237/751] has challenged Wordy [246/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:57:14 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/05/18 03:25:43] Wordy [526/903] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [693/1129] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:58:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/05/18 06:26:02] Bart [228/684] has challenged Wordy [328/903] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:42:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/05/18 12:28:25] Wordy found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:53:43 towards level 95.
[04/05/18 15:26:57] squirtingbuffalo [1005/1129] has challenged Wordy [595/903] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:11:07 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/05/18 22:27:40] Wordy [354/903] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [144/1129] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:41:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/06/18 00:27:51] Wordy [169/903] has challenged dick [200/1130] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:06:44 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/06/18 01:03:02] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 10:08:45 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[04/06/18 06:28:28] Shmegma [348/737] has challenged Wordy [427/903] in combat and lost! 11 days, 06:36:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/06/18 07:28:34] squirtingbuffalo [1082/1129] has challenged Wordy [858/903] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:34:07 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/06/18 11:28:57] Wordy [274/903] has challenged Bart [255/684] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:36:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/06/18 14:29:15] squirtingbuffalo [772/1129] has challenged Wordy [284/903] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:01:31 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/06/18 15:29:22] Wordy [752/903] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [85/1129] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:42:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/06/18 17:29:35] Wordy [633/903] has challenged Bot [844/1123] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:33:50 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/06/18 17:34:26] Wordy caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:57:03 towards level 95.
[04/06/18 19:50:49] Wordy slipped a mickey to Anky and stole her level 71 ring while they were passed out! Wordy leaves her old level 51 ring behind, which Anky then takes. Also Anky wakes up with a really sore asshole.
[04/07/18 00:30:16] Bot [474/1123] has challenged Wordy [899/921] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:21:54 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/07/18 01:30:23] Doody [332/751] has challenged Wordy [138/921] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:06:08 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/07/18 02:30:28] Wordy [386/921] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [67/1129] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:44:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/07/18 07:30:58] Wordy [102/921] has challenged Bart [364/684] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:03:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/07/18 08:31:05] Wordy [105/921] has challenged Shmegma [89/722] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:53:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/07/18 09:31:12] Anky [231/1184] has challenged Wordy [176/921] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:42:19 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/07/18 12:23:32] Wordy found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:35:05 towards level 95.
[04/07/18 12:44:52] Wordy tamed a wild horse and taught it to fuck other irpg players! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:57:37 towards level 95.
[04/07/18 18:32:08] Wordy [711/921] has challenged Doody [628/751] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:00:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/08/18 00:37:36] Doody, Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/08/18 01:32:51] Wordy [888/921] has challenged Bart [589/684] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:29:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/08/18 02:32:58] Wordy [716/921] has challenged Anky [394/1199] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:34:38 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/08/18 03:33:04] Wordy [399/921] has challenged Anky [157/1199] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:51:20 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/08/18 05:33:16] Shmegma [118/708] has challenged Wordy [3/921] in combat and won! 21 days, 04:06:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/08/18 10:33:47] Wordy [39/921] has challenged Bart [506/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:55:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/08/18 11:33:53] Bot [90/1123] has challenged Wordy [467/921] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:42:02 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/08/18 13:34:05] Wordy [157/921] has challenged Doody [153/751] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:28:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/08/18 15:34:17] Bart [386/684] has challenged Wordy [432/921] in combat and lost! 9 days, 23:51:08 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/08/18 16:34:23] Wordy [527/921] has challenged dick [919/1130] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:10:13 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/08/18 23:35:04] Wordy [785/921] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [205/1129] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:17:02 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/09/18 01:38:46] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 05:55:33 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[04/09/18 07:35:55] Doody [234/751] has challenged Wordy [897/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:11:35 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/09/18 08:36:01] squirtingbuffalo [492/1129] has challenged Wordy [240/921] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:12:17 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/09/18 09:36:07] Bot [873/1123] has challenged Wordy [448/921] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:31:28 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/09/18 17:36:56] Doody [254/751] has challenged Wordy [31/921] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:05:49 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/09/18 21:37:19] squirtingbuffalo [109/1129] has challenged Wordy [181/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:55:14 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/09/18 23:37:31] Wordy [534/921] has challenged Bot [908/1123] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:17:44 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/10/18 06:27:15] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/10/18 07:38:19] Anky [980/1199] has challenged Wordy [46/921] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:45:45 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/10/18 10:38:37] Wordy [180/921] has challenged Shmegma [423/708] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:12:39 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/10/18 16:44:55] Wordy was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:59:11 from level 95.
[04/11/18 01:40:08] Bot [444/1123] has challenged Wordy [654/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:04:03 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/11/18 04:26:38] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/11/18 04:40:25] Shmegma [591/708] has challenged Wordy [502/921] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:13:29 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/11/18 08:40:50] Wordy [186/921] has challenged Bot [165/1123] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:38:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/11/18 10:41:02] Wordy [137/921] has challenged Bart [88/684] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:03:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/11/18 11:41:08] Wordy [749/921] has challenged dick [913/1130] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:07:04 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/11/18 13:41:20] Doody [455/741] has challenged Wordy [760/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:02 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/11/18 16:41:37] Wordy [551/921] has challenged Doody [466/741] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:09:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/11/18 17:28:06] Doody [570/787] has challenged Wordy [424/921] in combat and won! 17 days, 12:31:27 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/11/18 19:41:55] Wordy [647/921] has challenged Doody [269/787] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/11/18 22:42:14] Bot [525/1123] has challenged Wordy [113/921] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:24:20 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/11/18 23:42:21] Shmegma [457/708] has challenged Wordy [111/921] in combat and won! 13 days, 10:33:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/12/18 08:43:15] Wordy [860/921] has challenged Shmegma [73/708] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:24:16 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/12/18 13:43:46] Wordy [630/921] has challenged Bart [527/684] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:11:02 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/12/18 17:44:11] Wordy [361/921] has challenged dick [236/1130] in combat and won! 12 days, 15:57:56 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/13/18 00:59:30] Wordy [842/921] has cum upon Doody [697/800] and taken them in the face! 10 days, 13:48:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/13/18 03:45:11] Bot [680/1123] has challenged Wordy [713/921] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:07:40 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/13/18 10:45:57] Wordy [296/921] has challenged Anky [336/1214] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:24:11 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/13/18 11:46:03] Wordy [581/921] has challenged Bart [535/669] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:20:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/13/18 12:46:09] Wordy [812/921] has challenged Doody [82/781] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:52:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/13/18 13:46:17] Wordy [252/921] has challenged Anky [775/1214] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:59:05 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/13/18 15:46:29] Shmegma [406/708] has challenged Wordy [568/921] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:17:06 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/13/18 16:46:35] Wordy [133/921] has challenged Bart [319/669] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:13:07 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/13/18 17:46:41] Wordy [166/921] has challenged Shmegma [88/708] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:13:44 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/13/18 18:46:46] Doody [207/781] has challenged Wordy [369/921] in combat and lost! 7 days, 15:59:03 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/13/18 20:46:58] Wordy [912/921] has challenged dick [697/1130] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:02:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/13/18 22:47:10] Wordy [220/921] has challenged Bart [394/669] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:48:48 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/14/18 00:47:50] Bot, Bart, and Shmegma [1713/2500] have team battled Wordy, Anky, and Doody [2467/2916] and lost! 2 days, 14:35:50 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/18 01:04:24] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/14/18 04:47:46] Wordy [613/921] has challenged Bart [75/669] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:57:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/14/18 10:04:44] Bart, Bot, and Anky [2872/3006] have team battled Wordy, Doody, and Shmegma [547/2410] and won! 1 day, 23:21:53 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/18 11:48:30] Wordy [60/921] has challenged Anky [923/1214] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:41:07 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/14/18 13:48:43] Wordy [271/921] has challenged Anky [843/1214] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:19:38 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/14/18 14:48:48] Wordy [273/921] has challenged Shmegma [399/708] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:38:47 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/14/18 16:49:00] Anky [783/1214] has challenged Wordy [488/921] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:47:48 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/14/18 17:49:06] Wordy [407/921] has challenged dick [979/1130] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:58:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/14/18 18:46:18] Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma [2823/2843] have team battled Bot, Doody, and Bart [1716/2573] and won! 1 day, 23:00:43 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/18 18:49:12] Wordy [750/921] has challenged Doody [133/781] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:24:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/14/18 19:49:33] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/14/18 20:49:24] Wordy [483/921] has challenged dick [74/1130] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:11:05 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/15/18 02:49:59] Wordy [410/921] has challenged dick [210/1130] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:56:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/15/18 06:50:23] Shmegma [363/708] has challenged Wordy [395/921] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:31:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/15/18 09:49:20] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/15/18 13:51:06] Bot [901/1123] has challenged Wordy [24/921] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:35:05 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/15/18 16:51:26] Wordy [469/921] has challenged Doody [111/781] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:28:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/15/18 20:51:49] Wordy [447/921] has challenged Bart [334/669] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:51:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/15/18 22:52:02] Wordy [222/921] has challenged Doody [370/781] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:25:34 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/16/18 01:52:20] Wordy [297/921] has challenged Bot [693/1123] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:04:36 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/16/18 02:52:26] Wordy [843/921] has challenged Bot [112/1123] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:11:16 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/16/18 06:52:51] Wordy [539/921] has challenged Shmegma [696/708] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:28:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/16/18 11:53:22] Bot [370/1123] has challenged Wordy [779/921] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:46:59 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/16/18 13:22:41] Wordy [454/921] has cum upon Doody [179/781] and taken them in the face! 7 days, 15:48:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/16/18 13:53:35] Wordy [773/921] has challenged Anky [778/1214] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:54:51 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/16/18 14:44:13] Shmegma, Wordy, and Bart [1076/2298] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Doody, and Anky [2311/3124] and lost! 6 days, 05:42:11 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/18 14:53:41] Wordy [296/921] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [736/1129] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:28:56 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/16/18 16:53:54] Anky [173/1214] has challenged Wordy [689/921] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:20:00 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/16/18 20:54:19] Wordy [283/921] has challenged Shmegma [596/708] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:09:52 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/17/18 01:58:07] Wordy grew a third nipple! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:45:25 towards level 95.
[04/17/18 04:55:07] Wordy [411/921] has challenged Anky [312/1214] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:50:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/17/18 05:55:12] Wordy [705/921] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [529/1129] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:13:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/17/18 06:55:18] Anky [1072/1214] has challenged Wordy [142/921] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:11:14 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/17/18 07:55:24] Wordy [856/921] has challenged Shmegma [75/708] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:46:41 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/17/18 10:55:43] Anky [877/1214] has challenged Wordy [423/921] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:54:06 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/17/18 11:25:22] Bot, Wordy, and Shmegma [2724/2752] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Anky, and Bart [2461/3012] and won! 1 day, 13:43:04 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/18 14:08:24] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/17/18 15:39:48] Bart, Doody, and Shmegma [214/2158] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Bot, and Wordy [2768/3173] and lost! 3 days, 20:11:31 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/18 19:56:38] Wordy [585/921] has challenged Bot [658/1123] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:27:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/17/18 22:56:56] Wordy [479/921] has challenged Bart [165/669] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:28:26 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/17/18 23:57:02] Wordy [65/921] has challenged Bot [322/1123] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:29:56 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/18/18 01:57:14] squirtingbuffalo [46/1129] has challenged Wordy [345/921] in combat and lost! 7 days, 13:47:23 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/18/18 09:58:02] Wordy [72/921] has challenged Shmegma [75/708] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:02:12 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/18/18 12:58:20] Wordy [670/921] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [818/1129] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:51:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/18/18 13:58:26] Wordy [20/921] has challenged Bart [570/669] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:09:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/18/18 14:58:32] Wordy [713/921] has challenged Doody [455/781] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:46:54 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/18/18 16:02:54] Bot, Anky, and Bart [2402/3006] have team battled Shmegma, Wordy, and squirtingbuffalo [963/2758] and won! 0 days, 13:58:17 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/18 16:58:44] Wordy [134/921] has challenged Doody [53/781] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:59:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/18/18 17:58:51] Bot [739/1123] has challenged Wordy [850/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:00:50 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/18/18 19:22:50] Wordy, Bart, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/19/18 02:59:45] Wordy [827/921] has challenged Anky [1026/1214] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:57:04 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/19/18 03:59:52] Anky [433/1214] has challenged Wordy [843/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:08:25 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/19/18 10:00:28] Wordy [862/921] has challenged Bart [525/669] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:20:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/19/18 13:24:06] Bart, Wordy, and Bot [2577/2713] have team battled Doody, Anky, and Shmegma [1117/2703] and won! 0 days, 05:19:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/18 17:01:14] Wordy [224/921] has challenged dick [696/1130] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:03:07 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/19/18 23:01:49] Wordy [887/921] has challenged Anky [951/1214] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:06:27 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/20/18 00:45:12] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/20/18 01:02:02] Wordy [104/921] has challenged Doody [196/781] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:13:17 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/20/18 04:02:19] Wordy [594/921] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [100/1129] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:30:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/20/18 05:02:26] Wordy [338/921] has challenged Bot [196/1123] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:12:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/20/18 07:02:38] Wordy [252/921] has challenged Doody [537/781] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:02:22 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/20/18 12:48:48] Shmegma [239/708] has cum upon Wordy [143/921] and taken them in the face! 10 days, 02:03:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/20/18 16:11:00] Anky, Bot, and Bart [2203/3002] have team battled Doody, squirtingbuffalo, and Wordy [1176/2831] and won! 0 days, 00:36:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/18 20:03:59] Bart [496/665] has challenged Wordy [819/921] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:06:19 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/20/18 20:04:56] Bart [149/665] has cum upon Wordy [183/921] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:29:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/20/18 20:06:38] Bart [348/665] has cum upon Wordy [643/921] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:41:47 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/21/18 00:04:22] Bart [192/665] has challenged Wordy [880/921] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:51:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/21/18 01:02:19] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/21/18 01:04:28] Anky [825/1214] has challenged Wordy [791/921] in combat and won! 19 days, 23:18:09 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/21/18 04:04:46] Wordy [424/921] has challenged dick [803/1130] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:28:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/21/18 05:04:53] Doody [74/781] has challenged Wordy [230/921] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:41:04 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/21/18 12:05:38] Wordy [876/921] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [401/1129] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:05:52 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/21/18 13:03:53] squirtingbuffalo [401/1129] has cum upon Wordy [698/921] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:16:31 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/21/18 18:06:15] Wordy [510/921] has challenged Doody [219/781] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:21:32 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/21/18 20:06:28] Wordy [70/921] has challenged Bart [51/665] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:51 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/21/18 23:06:46] Doody [552/781] has challenged Wordy [687/921] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:01:14 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/22/18 01:06:58] Wordy [207/921] has challenged dick [910/1130] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:54:59 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/22/18 06:07:29] Wordy [792/921] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [726/1129] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:30:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/22/18 10:07:53] Wordy [457/921] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [418/1129] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:50:41 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/22/18 13:59:56] Shmegma, Bot, and Wordy [2061/2752] have team battled Anky, Doody, and Bart [1455/2660] and won! 3 days, 14:58:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/18 21:08:59] Wordy [813/921] has challenged Doody [559/781] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:25:07 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/23/18 00:09:17] Wordy [819/921] has challenged Doody [327/781] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:52:10 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/23/18 05:09:46] Anky [1059/1214] has challenged Wordy [909/921] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:45:47 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/23/18 07:09:59] Wordy [344/921] has challenged Doody [169/781] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:03:16 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/23/18 14:10:45] Bot [340/1123] has challenged Wordy [474/928] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:13:33 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/23/18 15:10:51] Wordy [504/928] has challenged Doody [370/781] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:36:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/23/18 17:11:03] Bart [71/665] has challenged Wordy [303/928] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:45:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/23/18 23:11:39] Wordy [432/928] has challenged dick [865/1130] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:56:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/24/18 03:12:04] Shmegma [371/711] has challenged Wordy [361/928] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:07:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/24/18 04:12:10] Wordy [382/928] has challenged Bart [149/665] in combat and won! 9 days, 08:42:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/24/18 06:12:23] Wordy [579/928] has challenged Shmegma [312/711] in combat and won! 9 days, 08:46:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/24/18 09:12:40] Wordy [48/928] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [763/1129] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:19:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/24/18 10:20:20] Wordy stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:48:28 towards level 95.
[04/24/18 17:13:31] Doody [293/781] has challenged Wordy [281/928] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:10:43 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/24/18 17:59:14] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 1 day, 16:59:01 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[04/24/18 22:32:38] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/25/18 05:14:43] Wordy [33/928] has challenged Shmegma [106/711] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:14:41 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/25/18 07:14:54] Shmegma [88/711] has challenged Wordy [589/928] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:45:45 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/25/18 10:53:26] squirtingbuffalo [436/1129] has cum upon Wordy [702/928] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:15:11 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/25/18 12:15:26] Shmegma [667/711] has challenged Wordy [20/928] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:59:13 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/25/18 15:38:13] Wordy found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 03:50:24 towards level 95.
[04/25/18 16:15:50] Wordy [84/928] has challenged Bot [520/1123] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:15:51 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/25/18 21:16:20] Bart [641/665] has challenged Wordy [373/928] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:26:36 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/26/18 02:16:51] Anky [1159/1214] has challenged Wordy [601/928] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:31:50 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/26/18 13:17:59] Wordy [562/928] has challenged Anky [1211/1214] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:24:41 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/26/18 13:27:24] Wordy got caught fucking livestock. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 15:55:53 from level 95.
[04/26/18 14:18:05] squirtingbuffalo [595/1129] has challenged Wordy [360/928] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:21:23 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/26/18 16:18:17] Shmegma [42/707] has challenged Wordy [802/928] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:19:08 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/26/18 19:18:34] Bart [49/665] has challenged Wordy [283/928] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:36:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/27/18 00:19:02] Wordy [920/928] has challenged dick [973/1130] in combat and lost! 8 days, 00:36:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/27/18 02:19:14] Anky [934/1214] has challenged Wordy [673/928] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:40:11 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/27/18 02:19:14] In the lemon party, Wordy dropped her level 75 charm! Anky picks it up, tossing her old level 73 charm to Wordy.
[04/27/18 02:41:28] Shmegma, Wordy, and Anky [1480/2850] have team battled Doody, Bot, and Bart [1711/2569] and lost! 0 days, 15:06:17 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/18 03:19:20] Shmegma [2/707] has challenged Wordy [85/927] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:14:25 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/27/18 04:19:27] Wordy [567/927] has challenged Anky [606/1216] in combat and lost! 10 days, 15:34:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/27/18 07:19:46] Wordy [226/927] has challenged Bot [620/1123] in combat and lost! 11 days, 21:53:01 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/27/18 09:43:48] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Anky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/27/18 09:44:06] Bart [249/665] has cum upon Wordy [238/927] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 02:54:26 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/27/18 09:45:30] Wordy [63/927] has cum upon Doody [579/781] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 23:55:22 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/27/18 09:46:00] Wordy [315/927] has cum upon Doody [436/781] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 04:42:45 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/27/18 13:04:35] Wordy was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 08:22:26 towards level 95.
[04/27/18 14:20:28] Bot [360/1132] has challenged Wordy [184/927] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:20:42 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/27/18 15:20:34] Wordy [70/927] has challenged Bot [175/1132] in combat and lost! 11 days, 12:14:38 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/27/18 16:20:39] Wordy [136/927] has challenged Shmegma [247/697] in combat and lost! 12 days, 21:16:23 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/27/18 18:20:51] Doody [29/781] has challenged Wordy [628/927] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:58:25 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/27/18 21:37:54] Wordy [866/927] has challenged Bot [541/1132] in combat and won! 26 days, 09:57:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/27/18 23:38:08] Bot [233/1132] has challenged Wordy [823/927] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:01:51 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/28/18 01:38:20] Wordy [217/927] has challenged dick [526/1133] in combat and lost! 9 days, 08:22:09 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/28/18 02:38:26] Wordy [243/927] has challenged Bot [30/1132] in combat and won! 22 days, 14:45:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/28/18 03:38:32] Bot [644/1132] has challenged Wordy [560/927] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:54:26 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/28/18 07:38:58] Wordy [51/927] has challenged Bot [685/1132] in combat and lost! 9 days, 14:18:56 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/28/18 08:39:05] Bart [549/665] has challenged Wordy [839/927] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:50:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/28/18 09:39:11] Wordy [856/927] has challenged Bot [234/1132] in combat and won! 19 days, 16:28:26 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/28/18 10:39:17] Bart [11/665] has challenged Wordy [867/927] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:35:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/28/18 11:39:24] Wordy [209/927] has challenged dick [111/1133] in combat and won! 13 days, 22:37:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/28/18 12:39:30] Bot [83/1132] has challenged Wordy [209/927] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:06:27 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/28/18 14:39:43] Wordy [31/927] has challenged dick [1069/1133] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:33:00 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/28/18 15:39:49] Bot [489/1132] has challenged Wordy [617/927] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:48:39 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/28/18 18:40:07] Bot [1089/1132] has challenged Wordy [399/927] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:25:53 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/28/18 20:40:19] Bot [874/1132] has challenged Wordy [158/927] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:07:54 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/28/18 20:40:19] In the lemon party, Wordy dropped her level 73 charm! Bot picks it up, tossing her old level 61 charm to Wordy.
[04/28/18 21:40:25] Wordy [871/916] has challenged dick [227/1145] in combat and won! 12 days, 04:24:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/28/18 22:40:32] Wordy [547/916] has challenged dick [704/1145] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:51:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/28/18 23:40:37] Bot [276/1144] has challenged Wordy [906/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:17:16 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/29/18 01:40:50] Bot [1065/1144] has challenged Wordy [669/916] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:52:47 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/29/18 04:41:08] Bart [493/665] has challenged Wordy [288/916] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:11:34 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/29/18 07:41:28] Bart [653/665] has challenged Wordy [330/916] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:47:12 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/29/18 08:41:34] Wordy [719/916] has challenged Bot [41/1144] in combat and won! 11 days, 16:36:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/29/18 10:41:48] Bot [825/1144] has challenged Wordy [91/916] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:51:10 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/29/18 11:41:54] Wordy [721/916] has challenged dick [1058/1145] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:11:11 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/29/18 12:42:00] Bot [29/1144] has challenged Wordy [541/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:01:40 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/29/18 13:42:06] Bot [1139/1144] has challenged Wordy [101/916] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:49:19 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/29/18 13:42:06] Bot has dealt Wordy a Critical Strike! 10 days, 10:28:51 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/29/18 14:42:13] Wordy [193/916] has challenged dick [652/1145] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:51:09 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/29/18 15:42:19] Wordy [615/916] has challenged Bot [665/1144] in combat and lost! 7 days, 08:33:55 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/29/18 20:42:49] Wordy [298/916] has challenged dick [1001/1145] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:17:36 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/29/18 21:42:54] Wordy [825/916] has challenged Bart [32/665] in combat and won! 13 days, 13:07:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/29/18 23:43:06] Wordy [185/916] has challenged dick [304/1145] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:54:37 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/30/18 01:43:19] Bart [42/665] has challenged Wordy [576/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:03 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/30/18 03:43:32] Wordy [773/916] has challenged dick [769/1145] in combat and won! 13 days, 12:36:04 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/30/18 04:43:38] Bart [30/665] has challenged Wordy [212/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/30/18 05:43:44] Wordy [183/916] has challenged dick [337/1145] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:38:24 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/30/18 06:39:53] Bot [698/1144] has challenged Wordy [737/916] in combat and lost! 10 days, 10:10:03 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/30/18 06:43:50] Wordy [704/916] has challenged Bot [1083/1144] in combat and lost! 7 days, 03:00:17 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/30/18 07:14:03] Bart [561/665] has challenged Wordy [394/916] in combat and won! 15 days, 10:50:39 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/30/18 08:44:05] Wordy [200/916] has challenged Bot [452/1144] in combat and lost! 7 days, 23:17:05 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/30/18 10:44:18] Wordy [267/916] has challenged dick [331/1145] in combat and lost! 7 days, 10:19:55 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/30/18 11:44:23] Wordy [505/916] has challenged Bart [362/665] in combat and won! 15 days, 12:31:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/30/18 12:44:30] Wordy [197/916] has challenged Bot [730/1144] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:27:18 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/30/18 15:44:49] Bart [246/665] has challenged Wordy [517/916] in combat and lost! 6 days, 16:42:36 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/30/18 19:45:15] Bot [802/1144] has challenged Wordy [188/916] in combat and won! 18 days, 05:33:34 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/30/18 20:45:23] Wordy [370/916] has challenged Bart [464/665] in combat and lost! 7 days, 08:57:24 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/30/18 21:45:29] Wordy [498/916] has challenged Bot [770/1144] in combat and lost! 9 days, 17:27:45 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/30/18 23:45:42] Wordy [715/916] has challenged dick [901/1145] in combat and lost! 9 days, 01:41:53 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/01/18 02:46:01] Wordy [217/916] has challenged dick [611/1145] in combat and lost! 9 days, 23:10:02 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/01/18 03:46:07] Wordy [518/916] has challenged dick [650/1145] in combat and lost! 10 days, 22:59:02 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/01/18 04:27:38] Wordy was rejuvenated by a coffee enema! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 10:26:56 towards level 95.
[05/01/18 05:46:19] Bot [1079/1144] has challenged Wordy [215/916] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:11:35 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/01/18 06:46:26] Bart [76/665] has challenged Wordy [792/916] in combat and lost! 8 days, 06:15:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/01/18 07:46:32] Wordy [207/916] has challenged Bot [679/1144] in combat and lost! 13 days, 10:21:50 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/01/18 11:46:56] Shmegma [309/697] has challenged Wordy [5/916] in combat and won! 11 days, 02:40:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/01/18 18:47:41] Wordy [129/916] has challenged Anky [574/1216] in combat and lost! 14 days, 23:43:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/01/18 21:48:01] Bart [613/665] has challenged Wordy [132/916] in combat and won! 10 days, 22:54:05 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/01/18 22:48:07] Wordy [824/916] has challenged dick [293/1145] in combat and won! 27 days, 22:41:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/01/18 23:48:14] Anky [985/1216] has challenged Wordy [464/916] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:02:51 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/02/18 02:48:34] Wordy [552/916] has challenged Anky [188/1436] in combat and won! 24 days, 13:19:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/02/18 05:56:15] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/02/18 07:28:35] Wordy was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:03:14 towards level 95.
[05/02/18 09:38:03] Bot [694/1144] has cum upon Wordy [786/916] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:00:44 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/02/18 09:49:19] Anky [471/1436] has challenged Wordy [210/916] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:55:51 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/02/18 12:49:39] Bart [276/665] has challenged Wordy [593/916] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:34:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/02/18 15:49:59] Wordy [706/916] has challenged Shmegma [84/697] in combat and won! 21 days, 15:19:07 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/02/18 15:49:59] Wordy has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 2 days, 03:08:46 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/02/18 18:50:18] Anky [1190/1436] has challenged Wordy [717/916] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:50:00 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/03/18 00:50:54] Anky [216/1436] has challenged Wordy [254/916] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:40:17 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/03/18 03:51:13] Doody [619/781] has challenged Wordy [580/916] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:38:34 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/03/18 04:51:19] Bart [562/665] has challenged Wordy [901/916] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:10:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/03/18 05:51:25] Wordy [38/916] has challenged Doody [746/781] in combat and lost! 9 days, 03:15:49 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/03/18 06:51:31] Shmegma [37/697] has challenged Wordy [256/916] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:35:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/03/18 08:51:44] Anky [628/1436] has challenged Wordy [145/916] in combat and won! 7 days, 09:25:50 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/03/18 09:51:50] Doody [633/781] has challenged Wordy [6/916] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:48:10 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/03/18 13:52:16] Wordy [316/916] has challenged Anky [1201/1436] in combat and lost! 10 days, 04:36:49 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/03/18 19:52:54] Wordy [848/916] has challenged Anky [545/1436] in combat and won! 20 days, 20:57:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/03/18 19:53:12] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/03/18 19:53:33] Bart [626/665] has cum upon Wordy [693/916] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:29:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/03/18 22:53:13] Anky [1386/1436] has challenged Wordy [253/916] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:23:45 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/04/18 01:53:32] Bot [718/1144] has challenged Wordy [758/916] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:08:40 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/04/18 05:53:57] Bot [209/1144] has challenged Wordy [50/916] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:16:54 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/04/18 07:18:29] Shmegma [382/697] has cum upon Wordy [590/916] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:18:02 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/04/18 07:54:09] Wordy [302/916] has challenged Bart [206/665] in combat and won! 10 days, 10:48:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/04/18 09:54:22] Wordy [173/916] has challenged Shmegma [547/697] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:04:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/04/18 13:54:47] Doody [189/798] has challenged Wordy [679/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:04:23 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/04/18 17:55:12] Shmegma [312/697] has challenged Wordy [434/916] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:42:17 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/04/18 18:55:19] Wordy [359/916] has challenged Anky [1214/1436] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:21:19 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/04/18 22:55:43] Doody [158/798] has challenged Wordy [255/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:34:44 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/05/18 00:55:56] Wordy [754/916] has challenged Anky [306/1436] in combat and won! 12 days, 02:58:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/05/18 01:29:21] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/05/18 02:56:09] Wordy [115/916] has challenged Bot [72/1144] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:48:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/05/18 03:56:15] Anky [385/1436] has challenged Wordy [575/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:50:06 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/05/18 12:57:15] Wordy [57/916] has challenged Shmegma [603/697] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:02:44 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/05/18 15:26:11] Shmegma [197/697] has cum upon Wordy [244/916] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:04:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/05/18 15:50:58] Shmegma [273/697] has cum upon Wordy [273/916] and taken them in the face! 8 days, 03:47:27 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/05/18 15:51:04] Shmegma [109/697] has cum upon Wordy [807/916] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:12:41 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/05/18 17:57:47] Anky [568/1436] has challenged Wordy [861/916] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:01:56 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/05/18 18:57:53] Wordy [258/916] has challenged Bart [294/665] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:47:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/05/18 19:57:58] Doody [692/798] has challenged Wordy [422/916] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:15:00 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/05/18 22:58:17] Wordy [359/916] has challenged Doody [519/798] in combat and lost! 8 days, 17:06:59 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/05/18 23:58:23] Anky [1366/1436] has challenged Wordy [694/916] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:37:48 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/06/18 05:59:01] Doody [325/798] has challenged Wordy [872/916] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:45:57 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/06/18 06:59:08] Wordy [603/916] has challenged dick [414/1307] in combat and won! 16 days, 04:44:52 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/06/18 08:59:19] Anky [362/1436] has challenged Wordy [427/916] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:26:13 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/06/18 11:59:38] Wordy [21/916] has challenged Shmegma [406/697] in combat and lost! 7 days, 17:59:52 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/06/18 12:59:44] Doody [336/798] has challenged Wordy [741/916] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:34:20 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/06/18 15:26:26] Wordy burned a hole through her leggings while ironing them! Wordy's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/06/18 15:35:06] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/06/18 18:00:16] Wordy [366/912] has challenged dick [453/1307] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:41:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/06/18 22:00:42] Wordy [589/912] has challenged dick [1102/1307] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:15:18 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/07/18 01:44:14] Wordy caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:16:32 towards level 95.
[05/07/18 02:01:07] Wordy [51/912] has challenged Doody [560/798] in combat and lost! 7 days, 06:10:58 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/07/18 04:01:19] Bot [80/1144] has challenged Wordy [834/912] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:40:59 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/07/18 05:01:25] Doody [733/798] has challenged Wordy [384/912] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:17:04 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/07/18 08:01:43] Wordy [860/912] has challenged Shmegma [317/697] in combat and won! 14 days, 20:20:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/07/18 12:02:08] Wordy [746/912] has challenged dick [776/1307] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:56:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/07/18 13:02:14] Bart [357/665] has challenged Wordy [554/912] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:41:21 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/07/18 14:02:21] Shmegma [98/697] has challenged Wordy [666/912] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:28:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/07/18 14:10:03] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Anky have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/07/18 15:02:27] Bot [368/1144] has challenged Wordy [692/912] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:17:38 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/08/18 01:03:32] Shmegma [30/697] has challenged Wordy [717/912] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:25:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/08/18 04:03:52] Wordy [777/912] has challenged Bot [914/1144] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:49:00 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/08/18 05:03:58] Shmegma [591/691] has challenged Wordy [442/912] in combat and won! 9 days, 01:09:11 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/08/18 06:04:04] Wordy [268/912] has challenged dick [95/1312] in combat and won! 9 days, 12:51:26 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/08/18 07:04:11] Wordy [223/912] has challenged Bot [216/1144] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:10:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/08/18 12:04:45] Bart [513/695] has challenged Wordy [902/912] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:18:03 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/08/18 14:04:58] Wordy [422/912] has challenged Bart [233/695] in combat and won! 12 days, 23:01:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/08/18 14:04:58] Wordy has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 5 days, 04:05:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/08/18 16:05:11] Wordy [280/912] has challenged dick [480/1285] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:23:52 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/08/18 18:05:25] Bart [17/695] has challenged Wordy [873/912] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:42:33 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/08/18 22:05:49] Wordy [794/912] has challenged Doody [623/798] in combat and won! 12 days, 16:34:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/09/18 00:06:02] Wordy [155/912] has challenged Shmegma [489/691] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:15:15 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/09/18 06:06:40] Shmegma [342/691] has challenged Wordy [426/912] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:05:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/09/18 10:24:58] Wordy [120/912] has challenged Anky [340/1412] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:30:58 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/09/18 15:25:30] Wordy [84/912] has challenged Bot [415/1144] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:13:01 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/09/18 21:26:09] squirtingbuffalo [1023/1129] has challenged Wordy [90/912] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:53:33 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/09/18 23:26:23] Wordy [506/912] has challenged Bart [449/695] in combat and won! 12 days, 12:19:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/10/18 00:26:29] Anky [136/1412] has challenged Wordy [56/912] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:05:39 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/10/18 02:26:41] Anky [1291/1412] has challenged Wordy [158/912] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:30:42 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/10/18 05:05:51] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/10/18 05:26:59] Wordy [103/912] has challenged Anky [245/1412] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:40:47 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/10/18 06:27:07] Anky [804/1412] has challenged Wordy [751/912] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:08:02 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/10/18 15:28:07] Bart [459/695] has challenged Wordy [708/912] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:41:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/10/18 16:28:13] Doody [201/798] has challenged Wordy [276/912] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:15:30 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/10/18 19:28:31] Wordy [103/912] has challenged Anky [653/1412] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:45:30 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/10/18 20:28:38] Anky [912/1412] has challenged Wordy [203/912] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:58:26 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/10/18 22:14:11] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/11/18 00:29:05] Doody [167/798] has challenged Wordy [495/912] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:33:07 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/11/18 02:29:18] Wordy [33/912] has challenged Bot [885/1138] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:43:06 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/11/18 04:29:29] Anky [1188/1412] has challenged Wordy [828/912] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:19:47 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/11/18 07:19:23] Wordy [825/912] has challenged Anky [566/1412] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:01:20 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/11/18 08:19:29] Shmegma [464/691] has challenged Wordy [792/912] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:00:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/11/18 09:19:36] Wordy [884/912] has challenged Bart [288/698] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:08:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/11/18 13:20:00] Wordy [623/912] has challenged Shmegma [548/691] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:14:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/11/18 17:20:25] Shmegma [448/691] has challenged Wordy [145/912] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:02:57 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/11/18 21:20:50] Bart [230/698] has challenged Wordy [892/912] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:07:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/12/18 00:21:08] Bart [429/698] has challenged Wordy [177/912] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:24:02 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/12/18 02:21:20] squirtingbuffalo [983/1138] has challenged Wordy [463/912] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:42:59 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/12/18 04:21:32] Wordy [227/912] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [449/1138] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:05:33 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/12/18 07:07:37] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/12/18 08:21:55] Wordy [878/912] has challenged dick [282/1285] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:40:21 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/12/18 10:22:07] Wordy [713/912] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [214/1138] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:53:26 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/12/18 23:23:28] Wordy [66/912] has challenged Anky [42/1412] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:25:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/13/18 02:23:48] Wordy [131/912] has challenged Anky [151/1412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:31:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/13/18 03:23:54] squirtingbuffalo [547/1138] has challenged Wordy [358/912] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:04:11 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/13/18 04:24:00] Wordy [348/912] has challenged Doody [451/798] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:51:45 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/13/18 07:54:36] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/13/18 09:24:30] Wordy [16/912] has challenged Doody [58/798] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:32:56 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/13/18 11:24:42] Anky [1039/1412] has challenged Wordy [802/912] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:53:47 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/13/18 12:24:49] Wordy [24/912] has challenged Bot [151/1138] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:32:02 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/13/18 18:25:24] squirtingbuffalo [630/1138] has challenged Wordy [756/912] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:46:56 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/13/18 21:25:42] Wordy [192/912] has challenged dick [1063/1285] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:11:49 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/14/18 00:26:05] Wordy [863/912] has challenged Doody [652/798] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:42:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/14/18 05:26:36] Doody [644/798] has challenged Wordy [406/912] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:43:39 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/14/18 07:26:49] squirtingbuffalo [970/1138] has challenged Wordy [183/912] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:43:11 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/14/18 07:26:49] In the lemon party, Wordy dropped her level 93 amulet! squirtingbuffalo picks it up, tossing her old level 60 amulet to Wordy.
[05/14/18 08:19:36] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 04:41:47 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[05/14/18 09:27:00] squirtingbuffalo [802/1171] has challenged Wordy [483/882] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:10:25 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/14/18 17:27:48] Wordy [194/882] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [696/1171] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:43:57 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/14/18 18:27:55] Wordy [654/882] has challenged Anky [155/1412] in combat and won! 10 days, 01:41:47 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/15/18 00:46:14] Wordy was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:34:05 towards level 95.
[05/15/18 06:29:08] Bot [100/1126] has challenged Wordy [590/882] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:21:44 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/15/18 08:29:20] Wordy [796/882] has challenged Bart [501/698] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:22:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/15/18 13:29:50] Wordy [17/882] has challenged Doody [323/798] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:14:02 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/15/18 17:30:16] Bot [766/1126] has challenged Wordy [674/882] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:18:59 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/15/18 19:30:29] Wordy [1/882] has challenged Doody [776/798] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:10:51 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/15/18 21:20:40] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/15/18 21:30:41] Wordy [267/882] has challenged dick [327/1285] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:58:19 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/15/18 22:30:47] Bot [620/1126] has challenged Wordy [842/882] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:25:57 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/16/18 02:31:11] Wordy [814/882] has challenged dick [1038/1285] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:04:06 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/16/18 03:31:18] Shmegma [536/691] has challenged Wordy [500/882] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:51:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/16/18 06:31:36] Shmegma [575/691] has challenged Wordy [483/882] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:36:01 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/16/18 07:45:44] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 2 days, 15:53:29 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[05/16/18 08:31:49] Wordy [158/882] has challenged dick [942/1285] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:02:27 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/16/18 09:31:55] Wordy [613/882] has challenged Shmegma [597/691] in combat and won! 16 days, 17:35:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/16/18 10:32:00] Wordy [306/882] has challenged Bart [444/698] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:17:05 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/16/18 11:32:06] Wordy [666/882] has challenged Doody [412/798] in combat and won! 13 days, 16:28:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/16/18 13:32:19] Wordy [717/882] has challenged Shmegma [545/691] in combat and won! 11 days, 07:24:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/16/18 16:32:36] Wordy [390/882] has challenged Bart [188/698] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:15:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/16/18 17:32:41] Wordy [364/882] has challenged dick [900/1285] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:35:57 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/16/18 21:33:05] Wordy [757/882] has challenged Bot [717/1126] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:54:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/16/18 23:33:17] Doody [68/798] has challenged Wordy [663/882] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:45:46 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/17/18 01:33:29] Bot [614/1126] has challenged Wordy [55/882] in combat and won! 8 days, 02:33:06 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/17/18 10:34:23] Bart [194/698] has challenged Wordy [679/882] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:23:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/17/18 12:23:16] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/17/18 12:34:35] Wordy [489/882] has challenged Anky [1266/1412] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:16:58 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/17/18 18:35:11] Wordy [88/882] has challenged dick [633/1285] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:47:47 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/17/18 19:40:53] Shmegma, Anky, and Doody [1822/2901] have team battled Bart, squirtingbuffalo, and Wordy [2006/2751] and lost! 2 days, 15:44:35 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/18 20:35:23] Doody [658/798] has challenged Wordy [86/882] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:34:56 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/18/18 01:35:54] Wordy [673/882] has challenged Bart [387/698] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:06:07 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/18/18 01:35:54] Wordy has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 0 days, 16:47:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/18/18 06:36:23] Wordy [608/882] has challenged Bart [419/698] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:02:28 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/18/18 08:36:35] Shmegma [257/691] has challenged Wordy [871/882] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:57:05 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/18/18 10:36:47] Wordy [165/882] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [7/1171] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:21:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/18/18 11:36:53] Wordy [190/882] has challenged Shmegma [678/691] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:23:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/18/18 14:37:11] Wordy [316/882] has challenged Doody [746/798] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:23:35 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/18/18 15:37:18] Bart [629/698] has challenged Wordy [194/882] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:27:55 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/18/18 20:37:48] Wordy [509/882] has challenged Bart [198/698] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:29:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/18/18 22:38:00] Wordy [517/882] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [68/1171] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:42:54 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/18/18 23:38:06] Anky [301/1412] has challenged Wordy [198/882] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:03:54 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/19/18 01:38:19] Wordy [417/882] has challenged Anky [542/1412] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:39:12 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/19/18 02:26:44] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 13:19:52 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[05/19/18 02:38:24] Wordy [280/882] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [500/1171] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:46:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/19/18 03:38:30] Wordy [868/882] has challenged Anky [1334/1412] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:08:39 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/19/18 03:42:51] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/19/18 03:43:33] squirtingbuffalo [446/1171] has cum upon Wordy [272/882] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 15:28:24 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/19/18 03:43:36] squirtingbuffalo [91/1171] has cum upon Wordy [754/882] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:44:03 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/19/18 15:39:42] Doody [453/798] has challenged Wordy [596/882] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:30:23 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/19/18 19:40:07] Wordy [633/882] has challenged Shmegma [201/691] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:40:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/19/18 22:40:25] Wordy [114/882] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [447/1171] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:36:16 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/20/18 04:41:02] Wordy [564/882] has challenged Bot [536/1126] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:25:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/20/18 10:41:32] Shmegma [113/691] has challenged Wordy [145/882] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:32:51 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/20/18 12:26:16] Wordy caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:58:43 towards level 95.
[05/20/18 13:41:50] Doody [217/798] has challenged Wordy [482/882] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:00:54 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/20/18 20:42:33] squirtingbuffalo [877/1171] has challenged Wordy [761/882] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:10:55 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/20/18 21:42:39] Doody [380/798] has challenged Wordy [263/882] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:09:11 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/21/18 02:43:08] Bart [333/698] has challenged Wordy [359/882] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:06:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/21/18 03:38:10] Wordy grew a third nipple! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:07:40 towards level 95.
[05/21/18 04:11:56] Bot, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo [752/2988] have team battled Bart, Wordy, and Anky [2141/2992] and lost! 0 days, 04:52:49 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/18 04:43:20] Wordy [84/882] has challenged Shmegma [459/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:50:29 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/21/18 06:43:31] Bot [67/1126] has challenged Wordy [481/882] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:01:55 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/21/18 07:43:37] Wordy [662/882] has challenged Shmegma [324/691] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:45:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/21/18 08:43:43] Doody [379/798] has challenged Wordy [771/882] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:32:28 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/21/18 09:43:49] Wordy [435/882] has challenged Bot [529/1126] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:34:12 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/21/18 10:43:55] squirtingbuffalo [827/1171] has challenged Wordy [481/882] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:18:51 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/21/18 11:44:02] squirtingbuffalo [377/1171] has challenged Wordy [619/882] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:36:40 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/21/18 15:44:26] Anky [570/1412] has challenged Wordy [428/882] in combat and won! 20 days, 21:00:28 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/21/18 20:51:35] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/21/18 20:52:35] Anky [1094/1412] has cum upon Wordy [4/882] and taken them in the face! 9 days, 08:56:39 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/21/18 22:45:08] Wordy [539/882] has challenged dick [592/1285] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:04:30 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/22/18 00:45:20] Shmegma [646/691] has challenged Wordy [651/882] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:01:33 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/22/18 02:45:31] Wordy [368/882] has challenged Shmegma [347/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:14:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/22/18 07:46:01] Wordy [336/882] has challenged Shmegma [587/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:30 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/22/18 15:18:10] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/22/18 17:01:18] Anky [951/1412] has cum upon Wordy [68/882] and taken them in the face! 4 days, 17:07:23 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/22/18 17:01:18] Anky has dealt Wordy a shocker! 0 days, 08:27:41 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/22/18 17:47:02] Wordy [38/882] has challenged Shmegma [46/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:20:18 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/23/18 00:17:50] squirtingbuffalo [287/1171] has cum upon Wordy [185/882] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 10:54:25 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/23/18 03:48:03] Wordy [651/882] has challenged Bart [15/698] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:33:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/23/18 03:48:03] Wordy has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 3 days, 13:44:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/23/18 06:48:21] Anky [1052/1412] has challenged Wordy [533/882] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:59:21 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/23/18 11:48:51] Bart [48/698] has challenged Wordy [204/882] in combat and lost! 7 days, 21:41:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/23/18 22:49:57] Wordy [699/882] has challenged Doody [706/798] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:35:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/24/18 00:50:09] Anky [993/1412] has challenged Wordy [543/882] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:36:27 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/24/18 08:50:57] Wordy [562/882] has challenged dick [503/1285] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:57:24 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/24/18 12:40:31] Wordy [92/1018] has challenged Bot [1043/1126] in combat and lost! 10 days, 08:12:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/24/18 13:51:28] Wordy [105/1018] has challenged Bot [738/1126] in combat and lost! 11 days, 13:50:48 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/24/18 17:51:52] Wordy [88/1018] has challenged Anky [1341/1412] in combat and lost! 14 days, 00:35:59 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/24/18 19:52:05] Doody [191/798] has challenged Wordy [146/1018] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:20:44 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/24/18 20:52:11] Wordy [689/1018] has challenged Shmegma [53/691] in combat and won! 26 days, 19:01:16 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/24/18 23:52:28] Wordy [233/1018] has challenged Anky [24/1412] in combat and won! 20 days, 20:53:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/25/18 00:52:34] Wordy [612/1018] has challenged Bot [96/1126] in combat and won! 16 days, 06:28:41 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/25/18 02:52:46] Bot [639/1126] has challenged Wordy [77/1018] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:29:51 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/25/18 04:52:58] Wordy [778/1018] has challenged dick [215/1285] in combat and won! 11 days, 12:04:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/25/18 06:53:09] Shmegma [630/691] has challenged Wordy [560/1018] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:23:27 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/25/18 06:57:52] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/25/18 11:53:38] Anky [249/1412] has challenged Wordy [492/1018] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:56:41 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/25/18 12:53:44] Doody [545/798] has challenged Wordy [853/1018] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:58:27 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/25/18 14:53:55] Wordy [552/1018] has challenged Shmegma [324/691] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:07:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/25/18 19:54:26] Anky [1147/1412] has challenged Wordy [911/1018] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:32:25 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/25/18 21:54:37] Bart [422/698] has challenged Wordy [575/1018] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:20:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/25/18 23:54:49] Doody [666/798] has challenged Wordy [337/1018] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:11:10 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/26/18 03:57:57] Wordy met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:47:52 from level 96.
[05/26/18 05:55:24] Shmegma [18/691] has challenged Wordy [85/1018] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:28:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/26/18 07:55:36] Wordy [466/1018] has challenged Bot [291/1134] in combat and won! 16 days, 19:35:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/26/18 12:56:06] Shmegma [485/691] has challenged Wordy [606/1018] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:23:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/26/18 14:56:18] Wordy [333/1018] has challenged dick [987/1285] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:23:18 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/26/18 18:56:43] Wordy [547/1018] has challenged Bart [117/698] in combat and won! 12 days, 08:49:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/27/18 00:57:20] Wordy [603/1018] has challenged Doody [723/798] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:07:51 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/27/18 01:57:26] Shmegma [68/691] has challenged Wordy [191/1018] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:55:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/27/18 04:57:45] Wordy [251/1018] has challenged Shmegma [660/691] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:47:09 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/27/18 06:57:58] Wordy [994/1018] has challenged dick [143/1285] in combat and won! 13 days, 02:39:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/27/18 09:58:16] Anky [1082/1412] has challenged Wordy [294/1018] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:59:48 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/27/18 14:58:45] Wordy [102/1018] has challenged Doody [199/798] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:04:41 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/27/18 15:58:50] Wordy [375/1018] has challenged dick [360/1285] in combat and won! 11 days, 15:56:44 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/27/18 17:59:02] Doody [404/798] has challenged Wordy [833/1018] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:09:10 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/27/18 18:59:08] Shmegma [668/691] has challenged Wordy [496/1018] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:57:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/27/18 19:59:14] Wordy [633/1018] has challenged Shmegma [269/691] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:28:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/27/18 23:59:38] Bot [858/1126] has challenged Wordy [300/1018] in combat and won! 11 days, 20:01:06 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/28/18 01:59:50] Bot [203/1126] has challenged Wordy [700/1018] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:20:57 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/28/18 06:00:15] Wordy [1011/1018] has challenged Shmegma [527/691] in combat and won! 7 days, 21:15:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/28/18 06:57:54] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/28/18 06:57:57] Wordy [502/1018] has cum upon Doody [732/798] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:18:20 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/28/18 06:58:09] Anky [981/1412] has cum upon Wordy [819/1018] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 10:18:56 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/28/18 14:01:04] Bart [594/698] has challenged Wordy [364/1018] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:41:29 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/28/18 16:01:16] Wordy [42/1018] has challenged Bot [543/1126] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:27:20 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/28/18 17:01:22] Anky [1176/1412] has challenged Wordy [928/1018] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:44:44 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/28/18 18:01:28] Bot [40/1161] has challenged Wordy [494/1018] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:10:09 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/29/18 01:55:33] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/29/18 03:02:21] Doody [313/798] has challenged Wordy [489/1018] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:11:05 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/29/18 08:02:51] Doody [338/798] has challenged Wordy [441/1018] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:32:54 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/29/18 10:03:04] Doody [626/798] has challenged Wordy [340/1018] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:28:19 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/29/18 13:03:21] Bart [457/698] has challenged Wordy [76/1018] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:45 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/29/18 14:19:47] Anky, Wordy, and Shmegma [342/3121] have team battled Doody, Bot, and Bart [1374/2657] and lost! 1 day, 19:56:54 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/18 15:03:34] Wordy [531/1018] has challenged Anky [117/1412] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:22:21 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/29/18 23:28:55] Wordy [490/1018] has challenged Doody [145/798] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:14:47 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/30/18 05:29:34] Wordy [979/1018] has challenged Anky [999/1412] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:59:44 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/30/18 06:29:40] Shmegma [168/691] has challenged Wordy [436/1018] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:17:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/30/18 09:29:58] Bart [159/698] has challenged Wordy [958/1018] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/30/18 10:17:15] Bot, Shmegma, and Wordy [2790/2870] have team battled Bart, Doody, and Anky [1331/2908] and won! 2 days, 05:37:40 is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/18 10:30:04] Anky [990/1412] has challenged Wordy [450/1018] in combat and won! 12 days, 13:51:29 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/30/18 11:30:10] Wordy [523/1018] has challenged Anky [692/1412] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:03:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/30/18 12:30:16] Wordy [346/1018] has challenged Doody [759/798] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:23:56 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/30/18 13:30:23] Bot [103/1161] has challenged Wordy [183/1018] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:53:15 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/30/18 14:30:29] Wordy [760/1018] has challenged Doody [61/798] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:57:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/30/18 15:30:35] Anky [269/1412] has challenged Wordy [13/1018] in combat and won! 16 days, 12:00:18 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/30/18 15:37:18] Anky [610/1412] has cum upon Wordy [391/1018] and taken them in the face! 12 days, 16:53:53 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/30/18 16:30:42] Wordy [228/1018] has challenged dick [879/1285] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:51:01 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/30/18 17:30:48] Anky [983/1412] has challenged Wordy [743/1018] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:20:11 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/30/18 20:31:07] Bot [720/1161] has challenged Wordy [897/1018] in combat and lost! 9 days, 18:49:49 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/31/18 02:39:40] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 42 days, 00:08:39 toward level 96.
[05/31/18 09:32:31] Anky [979/1412] has challenged Wordy [710/1018] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:05:10 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/31/18 11:32:43] Shmegma [534/691] has challenged Wordy [921/1018] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:36:42 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/31/18 13:40:36] Anky, Bot, and Wordy [1171/3591] have team battled Shmegma, Bart, and Doody [1604/2187] and lost! 3 days, 09:35:14 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/18 17:33:20] Wordy [81/1018] has challenged Anky [857/1412] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:50:17 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/31/18 18:00:56] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/31/18 20:15:44] Wordy [288/1018] has cum upon Doody [65/798] and taken them in the face! 3 days, 16:13:17 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/31/18 22:33:52] Shmegma [51/691] has challenged Wordy [47/1018] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:50:44 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/01/18 03:34:25] Wordy [344/1018] has challenged Bart [230/698] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:40:05 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/01/18 05:34:37] Wordy [308/1018] has challenged Bot [68/1161] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:23:51 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/01/18 05:34:37] Wordy has dealt Bot a Critical Strike! 14 days, 00:48:53 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/01/18 08:34:56] Wordy [425/1018] has challenged dick [74/1285] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:05:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/01/18 09:35:03] Bot [245/1161] has challenged Wordy [6/1018] in combat and won! 12 days, 23:19:21 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/01/18 10:35:09] Wordy [69/1018] has challenged Bart [318/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:25:23 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/01/18 11:35:16] Wordy [514/1018] has challenged Bart [633/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:13:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/01/18 12:03:46] Bart, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/01/18 12:35:22] Shmegma [73/691] has challenged Wordy [20/1018] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:07:29 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/02/18 03:36:58] Doody [132/798] has challenged Wordy [783/1018] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:08:49 is added to Doody's clock.
[06/02/18 10:00:27] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/02/18 19:38:42] Bot [1043/1161] has challenged Wordy [757/1018] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:49:33 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/02/18 20:38:18] Shmegma [78/691] has cum upon Wordy [272/1018] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:02:47 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/02/18 20:38:48] Wordy [451/1018] has challenged Bot [328/1161] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:59:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/02/18 22:39:02] Bart [121/698] has challenged Wordy [644/1018] in combat and lost! 13 days, 18:03:47 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/02/18 22:39:44] Wordy found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:24:47 towards level 96.
[06/03/18 01:39:22] Wordy [105/1018] has challenged Anky [713/1412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:40:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/03/18 03:39:35] Anky [202/1412] has challenged Wordy [626/1018] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:26:04 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/03/18 09:40:15] Bot [207/1161] has challenged Wordy [900/1018] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:30:59 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/03/18 15:40:53] Wordy [127/1018] has challenged Bart [334/698] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:33:41 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/03/18 22:41:40] Anky [281/1412] has challenged Wordy [742/1018] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:08:10 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/04/18 06:42:30] Wordy [152/1018] has challenged Anky [95/1412] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:40:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/04/18 12:43:09] Wordy [371/1018] has challenged Bart [92/698] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:07:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/04/18 13:43:15] Wordy [356/1018] has challenged Bart [331/698] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:28:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/04/18 14:43:22] Bot [612/1161] has challenged Wordy [969/1018] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:00:32 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/04/18 21:44:05] Wordy [651/1018] has challenged Shmegma [291/691] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:51:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/05/18 00:44:23] Wordy [607/1018] has challenged Doody [171/798] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:32:32 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/05/18 02:44:36] Shmegma [610/691] has challenged Wordy [195/1018] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:53:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/05/18 04:44:48] Wordy [405/1018] has challenged dick [800/1285] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:17:37 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/05/18 04:55:11] Shmegma [307/691] has cum upon Wordy [800/1018] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 02:56:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/05/18 05:44:55] Wordy [552/1018] has challenged Doody [169/798] in combat and won! 12 days, 18:27:20 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/05/18 06:45:01] Bart [444/698] has challenged Wordy [233/1018] in combat and won! 20 days, 02:10:27 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/05/18 07:45:08] Anky [286/1412] has challenged Wordy [891/1018] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:03:00 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/05/18 10:56:05] Wordy came up with a tampon string while muffdiving. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:14:37 from level 96.
[06/05/18 11:45:35] Wordy [460/1018] has challenged Shmegma [486/691] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:46:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/05/18 12:45:42] Wordy [805/1018] has challenged dick [875/1285] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:29:09 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/05/18 14:45:54] Shmegma [331/691] has challenged Wordy [492/1018] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:46:14 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/05/18 15:46:01] Bot [863/1168] has challenged Wordy [724/1018] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:30:51 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/05/18 18:46:18] Bot [26/1168] has challenged Wordy [546/1018] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:33:16 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/05/18 20:46:31] Bot [714/1168] has challenged Wordy [359/1018] in combat and won! 9 days, 08:33:41 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/05/18 21:24:23] Wordy discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:06:32 towards level 96.
[06/05/18 23:46:52] Wordy [48/1018] has challenged Anky [216/1412] in combat and lost! 13 days, 14:04:44 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/06/18 08:47:49] Wordy [224/1018] has challenged Bart [94/698] in combat and won! 22 days, 08:49:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/06/18 10:48:02] Wordy [384/1018] has challenged Anky [321/1412] in combat and won! 21 days, 21:54:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/06/18 14:48:27] squirtingbuffalo [96/1171] has challenged Wordy [59/1018] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:37:22 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/06/18 17:25:40] Shmegma, Wordy, and Doody [1488/2507] have team battled Bart, Anky, and Bot [2419/3316] and lost! 9 days, 09:42:08 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/18 20:49:05] Anky [185/1412] has challenged Wordy [958/1018] in combat and lost! 6 days, 21:05:07 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/06/18 23:49:24] Wordy [299/1018] has challenged Shmegma [436/691] in combat and lost! 9 days, 20:47:52 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/07/18 03:05:07] Wordy, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/07/18 03:49:52] Bart [30/698] has challenged Wordy [510/1018] in combat and lost! 9 days, 03:20:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/07/18 16:51:15] Wordy [652/1018] has challenged Shmegma [61/691] in combat and won! 15 days, 01:06:04 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/07/18 18:51:28] Anky [1192/1412] has challenged Wordy [415/1018] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:00:36 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/07/18 20:51:40] Shmegma [80/691] has challenged Wordy [968/1018] in combat and lost! 8 days, 12:18:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/07/18 21:51:46] Shmegma [662/691] has challenged Wordy [193/1018] in combat and won! 17 days, 00:13:57 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/07/18 22:39:00] Doody, Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/07/18 22:39:00] Bot [103/1206] has cum upon Wordy [244/1018] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:18:31 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/07/18 22:39:12] Wordy [302/1018] has cum upon Doody [660/798] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:42:07 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/08/18 01:52:13] Wordy [775/1018] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [21/1164] in combat and won! 8 days, 21:28:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/08/18 03:52:25] Shmegma [226/691] has challenged Wordy [801/1018] in combat and lost! 8 days, 04:24:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/08/18 15:53:42] Wordy [469/1018] has challenged Anky [1176/1412] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:10:47 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/08/18 16:53:49] Wordy [565/1018] has challenged Bot [1067/1206] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:45:45 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/08/18 19:54:08] squirtingbuffalo [169/1164] has challenged Wordy [133/1018] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:36:10 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/09/18 00:54:41] Bart [177/698] has challenged Wordy [130/1018] in combat and won! 30 days, 01:08:29 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/09/18 03:55:01] Wordy [853/1018] has challenged Anky [1310/1412] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:35:57 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/09/18 04:55:08] Shmegma [635/691] has challenged Wordy [576/1018] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:51:44 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/09/18 11:55:51] Wordy [860/1018] has challenged Doody [183/798] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:39:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/09/18 12:55:58] Shmegma [421/691] has challenged Wordy [814/1018] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:39:45 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/09/18 14:56:10] Wordy [384/1018] has challenged Bart [292/698] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:26:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/09/18 18:56:35] Bot [1123/1206] has challenged Wordy [247/1018] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:17:45 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/09/18 19:23:56] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/09/18 20:56:49] Wordy [544/1018] has challenged Bart [564/700] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:31:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/09/18 23:57:08] Wordy [624/1018] has challenged Anky [343/1412] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:05:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/10/18 00:23:44] Wordy discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:30:55 towards level 96.
[06/10/18 00:57:15] Wordy [81/1018] has challenged Shmegma [278/691] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:32:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/10/18 01:57:21] squirtingbuffalo [679/1164] has challenged Wordy [388/1018] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:13:47 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/10/18 04:09:17] Bot [657/1206] has cum upon Wordy [833/1018] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:24:46 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/10/18 05:57:45] Bot [50/1206] has challenged Wordy [207/1018] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:29:30 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/10/18 09:58:10] Wordy [570/1018] has challenged Doody [139/798] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:02:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/10/18 13:58:34] Wordy [214/1018] has challenged Bart [141/700] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:53:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/10/18 13:58:34] In the lemon party, Bart dropped her level 49 set of leggings! Wordy picks it up, tossing her old level 33 set of leggings to Bart.
[06/10/18 14:58:41] Anky [345/1412] has challenged Wordy [267/1033] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:48:46 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/10/18 15:58:47] Wordy [384/1033] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [1040/1164] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:57:47 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/10/18 22:52:04] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 06:42:59 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[06/10/18 22:59:33] Anky [350/1412] has challenged Wordy [315/1033] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:31:03 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/11/18 05:00:10] Shmegma [139/687] has challenged Wordy [811/1033] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:02:04 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/11/18 16:01:20] Shmegma [427/687] has challenged Wordy [366/1033] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:18:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/11/18 17:01:26] Bart [536/683] has challenged Wordy [24/1033] in combat and won! 17 days, 03:15:17 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/11/18 18:01:33] Shmegma [625/687] has challenged Wordy [249/1033] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:02:28 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/11/18 20:01:45] Shmegma [416/687] has challenged Wordy [571/1033] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:35:08 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/11/18 21:01:51] Bart [166/683] has challenged Wordy [615/1033] in combat and lost! 7 days, 10:27:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/12/18 00:02:10] Wordy [251/1033] has challenged Anky [678/1412] in combat and lost! 7 days, 11:12:00 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/12/18 14:03:42] Wordy [802/1033] has challenged Shmegma [362/687] in combat and won! 14 days, 03:36:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/12/18 16:03:55] Wordy [41/1033] has challenged Shmegma [260/687] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:14:38 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/12/18 17:04:01] Bart [389/683] has challenged Wordy [345/1033] in combat and won! 15 days, 16:32:19 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/12/18 19:04:14] Wordy [270/1033] has challenged Bart [530/683] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:45:36 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/12/18 21:04:27] Bot [882/1206] has challenged Wordy [392/1033] in combat and won! 15 days, 21:08:08 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/13/18 07:05:33] Bot [168/1206] has challenged Wordy [321/1033] in combat and lost! 8 days, 17:50:22 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/13/18 07:27:17] Wordy bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:46:52 towards level 96.
[06/13/18 12:06:07] Wordy [579/1033] has challenged Bot [697/1206] in combat and lost! 12 days, 18:26:58 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/13/18 13:06:13] Bart [234/683] has challenged Wordy [432/1033] in combat and lost! 10 days, 01:27:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/13/18 14:06:19] Bart [78/683] has challenged Wordy [441/1033] in combat and lost! 11 days, 08:42:56 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/13/18 18:06:44] Wordy [719/1033] has challenged Bart [220/683] in combat and won! 21 days, 00:58:16 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/14/18 00:07:22] Wordy [439/1033] has challenged Doody [400/798] in combat and won! 18 days, 18:49:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/14/18 01:12:54] Wordy was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 11:22:54 towards level 96.
[06/14/18 02:07:36] Shmegma [295/687] has challenged Wordy [932/1033] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:16:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/14/18 05:07:55] Shmegma [164/687] has challenged Wordy [1001/1033] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:08:33 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/14/18 09:19:43] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/14/18 09:19:43] Bot [953/1179] has cum upon Wordy [84/1033] and taken them in the face! 9 days, 10:41:26 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/14/18 09:20:04] Bot [246/1179] has cum upon Wordy [80/1033] and taken them in the face! 7 days, 06:33:01 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/14/18 09:20:22] Bot [660/1179] has cum upon Wordy [785/1033] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:58:00 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/14/18 11:08:35] Wordy [441/1033] has challenged Bot [989/1179] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:23:28 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/14/18 13:08:48] Shmegma [403/687] has challenged Wordy [693/1033] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:01:34 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/14/18 14:08:54] Wordy [591/1033] has challenged Bart [692/712] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:43:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/14/18 17:09:14] Wordy [584/1033] has challenged Shmegma [221/687] in combat and won! 12 days, 17:05:54 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/14/18 22:09:46] Wordy [86/1033] has challenged Bot [1081/1179] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:58:17 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/14/18 23:09:51] Wordy [791/1033] has challenged Shmegma [511/687] in combat and won! 11 days, 03:26:53 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/15/18 00:09:57] Wordy [286/1033] has challenged Doody [130/798] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:55:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/15/18 01:10:03] Wordy [982/1033] has challenged Doody [386/798] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:56:02 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/15/18 04:10:21] Wordy [896/1033] has challenged Bart [363/712] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:35:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/15/18 07:10:41] Bot [38/1179] has challenged Wordy [557/1033] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:34:39 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/15/18 08:10:48] Shmegma [180/687] has challenged Wordy [535/1033] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:38:38 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/15/18 09:12:51] Wordy had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:29:13 towards level 96.
[06/15/18 09:51:37] Shmegma, Bart, and Anky [680/2811] have team battled Bot, Wordy, and Doody [1679/3010] and lost! 2 days, 16:43:21 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/18 11:15:36] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/15/18 13:11:19] Bart [226/712] has challenged Wordy [29/1033] in combat and won! 14 days, 09:16:26 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/15/18 15:11:32] Wordy [831/1033] has challenged Anky [71/1412] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:11:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/15/18 17:11:45] Shmegma [510/683] has challenged Wordy [291/1033] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:42:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/16/18 00:12:31] Wordy [396/1033] has challenged Bot [964/1179] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:22:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/16/18 03:12:51] Bart [108/712] has challenged Wordy [322/1033] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:25:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/16/18 04:12:57] Wordy [696/1033] has challenged dick [998/1285] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:08:12 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/16/18 06:13:09] Wordy [73/1033] has challenged dick [1031/1285] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:27:00 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/16/18 07:13:16] Wordy [321/1033] has challenged dick [727/1285] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:05:42 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/16/18 13:13:55] Doody [596/803] has challenged Wordy [619/1033] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:27:44 is added to Doody's clock.
[06/16/18 15:14:07] Wordy [923/1033] has challenged Bot [1178/1179] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:59:38 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/16/18 16:14:13] Shmegma [304/678] has challenged Wordy [421/1033] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:22:49 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/16/18 20:14:40] Anky [293/1412] has challenged Wordy [482/1033] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:50:23 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/17/18 03:15:27] Anky [1353/1412] has challenged Wordy [373/1033] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:02:31 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/17/18 03:15:27] Anky has dealt Wordy a Critical Strike! 1 day, 21:53:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/17/18 04:22:32] Wordy, Bot, and Bart [814/2929] have team battled Shmegma, Doody, and Anky [656/2892] and won! 1 day, 23:47:01 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/18 06:15:46] Wordy [128/1033] has challenged dick [912/1285] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:55:07 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/17/18 12:16:23] Wordy [503/1033] has challenged Bart [28/717] in combat and won! 12 days, 05:22:41 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/17/18 12:41:47] Wordy invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:01:46 towards level 96.
[06/17/18 22:17:27] Wordy [984/1033] has challenged Anky [56/1412] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:36:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/17/18 23:17:33] Wordy [587/1033] has challenged Anky [530/1412] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:21:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/18/18 02:17:54] Bart [56/717] has challenged Wordy [737/1033] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:37:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/18/18 04:18:06] Anky [1390/1412] has challenged Wordy [398/1033] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:08:25 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/18/18 04:22:25] Wordy caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:07:09 towards level 96.
[06/18/18 05:18:12] Bot [262/1179] has challenged Wordy [500/1033] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:22:48 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/18/18 05:26:53] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Anky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/18/18 05:26:56] Anky [1265/1412] has cum upon Wordy [273/1033] and taken them in the face! 2 days, 15:59:08 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/18/18 05:27:32] Anky [1202/1412] has cum upon Wordy [701/1033] and taken them in the face! 2 days, 01:15:59 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/18/18 05:27:32] Anky has dealt Wordy a shocker! 3 days, 06:37:36 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/18/18 05:35:50] Wordy [340/1033] has cum upon Doody [778/802] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:50:11 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/18/18 11:18:52] Bot [67/1179] has challenged Wordy [695/1033] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:14:52 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/18/18 12:16:19] Wordy met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:55:57 from level 96.
[06/18/18 14:19:10] Wordy [571/1033] has challenged dick [331/1285] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:40:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/18/18 17:19:30] Wordy [665/1033] has challenged Bart [22/717] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:53:53 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/18/18 18:19:36] Bart [128/717] has challenged Wordy [783/1033] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:09:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/18/18 22:20:02] Wordy [94/1033] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [202/1164] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:32:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/18/18 23:20:08] Shmegma [269/678] has challenged Wordy [847/1033] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:18:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/19/18 00:20:14] Wordy [837/1033] has challenged Bart [462/717] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:11:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/19/18 03:20:34] Wordy [324/1033] has challenged dick [1039/1285] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:25:11 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/19/18 05:20:46] Wordy [425/1033] has challenged Anky [602/1412] in combat and lost! 8 days, 08:32:23 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/19/18 09:11:50] Wordy was rejuvenated by a coffee enema! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:57:54 towards level 96.
[06/19/18 12:21:31] Bot [83/1179] has challenged Wordy [928/1033] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:23:59 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/19/18 13:21:38] Bart [640/717] has challenged Wordy [798/1033] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:08:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/19/18 18:22:07] Bot [939/1179] has challenged Wordy [143/1033] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:18:39 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/19/18 19:22:13] Bart [479/717] has challenged Wordy [9/1033] in combat and won! 10 days, 12:47:36 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/19/18 21:22:26] Bot [157/1179] has challenged Wordy [262/1033] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:57:36 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/19/18 22:22:31] Bart [645/717] has challenged Wordy [477/1033] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:57:35 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/19/18 23:45:50] Doody, Bart, and Shmegma [1014/2197] have team battled Anky, squirtingbuffalo, and Wordy [3301/3609] and lost! 4 days, 00:51:42 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/18 04:23:10] Bot [164/1179] has challenged Wordy [357/1033] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:21:22 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/20/18 04:56:32] Wordy [1006/1033] has cum upon Doody [289/802] and taken them in the face! 14 days, 06:50:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/20/18 09:23:45] Wordy [656/1033] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [973/1164] in combat and lost! 10 days, 18:06:06 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/20/18 11:23:57] Wordy [455/1033] has challenged Doody [347/802] in combat and won! 22 days, 18:31:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/20/18 11:23:57] In the lemon party, Doody dropped her level 62 pair of gloves! Wordy picks it up, tossing her old level 41 pair of gloves to Doody.
[06/20/18 12:24:03] squirtingbuffalo [399/1164] has challenged Wordy [789/1052] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:05:54 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/20/18 14:24:14] Wordy [712/1052] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [14/1164] in combat and won! 17 days, 02:35:26 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/20/18 15:24:21] Shmegma [539/678] has challenged Wordy [534/1052] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:59:34 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/20/18 17:24:33] Wordy [254/1052] has challenged Doody [222/781] in combat and won! 14 days, 08:15:53 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/20/18 23:25:11] Wordy [659/1052] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [387/1164] in combat and won! 10 days, 17:48:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/21/18 02:54:24] Wordy was gang raped at a Furry convention. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:46:40 from level 96.
[06/21/18 03:25:37] Wordy [289/1052] has challenged Anky [273/1412] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:54:29 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/21/18 05:49:01] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/21/18 06:25:56] Wordy [123/1052] has challenged dick [710/1285] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:01:07 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/21/18 17:27:01] Wordy [452/1052] has challenged Shmegma [404/678] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:55:17 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/21/18 20:27:20] Wordy [1031/1052] has challenged Bot [515/1179] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:10:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/21/18 20:36:22] Doody, Shmegma, and Bart [1691/2176] have team battled Anky, Bot, and Wordy [696/3643] and won! 5 days, 03:22:17 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/18 22:27:34] Wordy [519/1052] has challenged dick [941/1285] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:24:29 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/22/18 00:27:47] Wordy [665/1052] has challenged dick [564/1285] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:53:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/22/18 02:27:58] Wordy [161/1052] has challenged Doody [80/781] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:36:46 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/22/18 03:28:05] Wordy [874/1052] has challenged dick [668/1285] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:11:38 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/22/18 05:28:18] Wordy [198/1052] has challenged Doody [161/781] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:27:44 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/22/18 06:28:24] Wordy [465/1052] has challenged Doody [579/781] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:45:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/22/18 12:28:58] Wordy [214/1052] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [948/1164] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:40:34 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/22/18 14:29:11] Wordy [669/1052] has challenged Bot [843/1179] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:10:29 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/22/18 16:29:22] Wordy [481/1052] has challenged Bart [304/717] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:09:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/22/18 23:30:04] Wordy [303/1052] has challenged Shmegma [566/678] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:46:06 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/23/18 00:58:07] Wordy [446/1052] has challenged Shmegma [452/678] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:20:55 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/23/18 08:58:57] Doody [642/781] has challenged Wordy [97/1052] in combat and won! 11 days, 16:04:59 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/23/18 15:59:38] Wordy [419/1052] has challenged Bot [276/1179] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:44:38 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/24/18 03:00:43] Wordy [780/1052] has challenged Doody [218/781] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:58:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/24/18 05:00:55] Wordy [461/1052] has challenged Anky [1295/1412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:21:23 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/24/18 06:01:02] Wordy [547/1052] has challenged Doody [67/781] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:38:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/24/18 09:42:26] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/24/18 11:01:30] Wordy [803/1052] has challenged Bart [233/717] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:06:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/24/18 13:01:42] Bart [520/717] has challenged Wordy [739/1052] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:09:41 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/24/18 15:01:54] Wordy [431/1052] has challenged Bot [450/1179] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:51:24 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/24/18 22:02:37] Wordy [115/1052] has challenged Bart [235/717] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:44:27 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/25/18 01:02:55] Bart [220/717] has challenged Wordy [962/1052] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:52:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/25/18 02:03:01] Bart [462/717] has challenged Wordy [476/1052] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:29:30 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/25/18 06:03:25] Wordy [124/1052] has challenged Bot [259/1179] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:48:04 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/25/18 06:17:48] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/25/18 06:26:07] Anky [894/1412] has cum upon Wordy [116/1052] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 06:39:48 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/25/18 09:03:44] Wordy [585/1052] has challenged Anky [380/1412] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:01:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/25/18 10:03:50] Wordy [3/1052] has challenged Doody [674/781] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:18:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/25/18 14:04:14] Bart [421/717] has challenged Wordy [392/1052] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:54:03 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/25/18 15:04:19] Bart [351/717] has challenged Wordy [855/1052] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:47:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/25/18 18:04:37] Wordy [724/1052] has challenged Anky [984/1412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:11:02 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/25/18 22:05:01] Anky [981/1412] has challenged Wordy [690/1052] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:34:18 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/25/18 23:05:07] Wordy [791/1052] has challenged Bart [90/717] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:57:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/26/18 00:05:14] Shmegma [591/678] has challenged Wordy [453/1052] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:08:33 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/26/18 00:05:14] In the lemon party, Wordy dropped her level 93 tunic! Shmegma picks it up, tossing her old level 31 tunic to Wordy.
[06/26/18 01:35:50] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/26/18 05:05:43] Doody [513/781] has challenged Wordy [339/996] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:41:09 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/26/18 08:05:58] Bot [378/1179] has challenged Wordy [78/996] in combat and won! 15 days, 06:59:06 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/26/18 09:43:45] Bart, Shmegma, and Bot [335/2642] have team battled Anky, Wordy, and Doody [3027/3189] and lost! 0 days, 21:31:41 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/18 10:06:08] Bot [1067/1179] has challenged Wordy [254/996] in combat and won! 11 days, 23:04:10 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/26/18 18:45:53] Wordy [239/996] has challenged dick [1089/1285] in combat and lost! 8 days, 17:14:12 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/26/18 22:07:19] Wordy [646/996] has challenged Bart [255/717] in combat and won! 18 days, 04:40:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/26/18 22:46:36] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Anky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/26/18 23:07:26] Wordy [631/996] has challenged Anky [642/1412] in combat and lost! 7 days, 13:23:42 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/27/18 02:07:44] Wordy [993/996] has challenged Bart [96/717] in combat and won! 12 days, 11:00:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/27/18 08:08:22] Bot [852/1179] has challenged Wordy [707/996] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:58:30 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/27/18 10:08:34] Wordy [953/996] has challenged Doody [255/781] in combat and won! 11 days, 02:00:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/27/18 12:08:46] Wordy [852/996] has challenged Anky [286/1412] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:42:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/27/18 14:08:57] Wordy [375/996] has challenged Anky [428/1412] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:42:34 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/27/18 14:46:24] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/27/18 14:46:24] Shmegma [262/746] has cum upon Wordy [58/996] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 01:41:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/27/18 19:09:26] Wordy [167/996] has challenged Doody [130/781] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:29:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/27/18 20:09:32] Wordy [171/996] has challenged Bot [534/1179] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:07:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/27/18 21:09:38] Wordy [382/996] has challenged Doody [639/781] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:51:28 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/28/18 01:27:27] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 12:46:03 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[06/28/18 03:06:29] Wordy was rejuvenated by a coffee enema! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:27:16 towards level 97.
[06/28/18 12:11:08] Wordy [601/996] has challenged dick [405/1285] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:23:32 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/28/18 13:58:13] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/28/18 14:11:21] Bot [390/1179] has challenged Wordy [39/996] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:17:53 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/28/18 16:11:32] Wordy [358/996] has challenged Doody [758/781] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:28:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/28/18 18:11:45] Bot [828/1179] has challenged Wordy [205/996] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:39:53 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/28/18 18:22:30] Shmegma, Doody, and Bot [2456/2706] have team battled Anky, Wordy, and Bart [2302/3125] and won! 0 days, 09:29:02 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/18 20:11:57] Wordy [742/996] has challenged Anky [1267/1412] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:48:03 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/28/18 23:12:16] Anky [427/1412] has challenged Wordy [244/996] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:23:45 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/29/18 02:12:34] Wordy [559/996] has challenged Shmegma [735/746] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:13:29 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/29/18 06:12:57] Shmegma [235/746] has challenged Wordy [360/996] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:48:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/29/18 08:13:07] Wordy [197/996] has challenged Shmegma [497/746] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:39:02 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/29/18 09:13:13] Wordy [128/996] has challenged Shmegma [598/746] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:19:43 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/29/18 10:35:18] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/29/18 12:13:31] Wordy [481/996] has challenged Shmegma [741/746] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:52:35 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/29/18 14:13:42] Wordy [383/996] has challenged dick [45/1285] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:18:07 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/29/18 17:14:01] Bot [661/1179] has challenged Wordy [239/996] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:27:37 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/29/18 19:14:12] Doody [340/781] has challenged Wordy [565/996] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:06:23 is added to Doody's clock.
[06/29/18 20:14:18] Wordy [438/996] has challenged Anky [862/1412] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:20:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/29/18 23:14:35] Shmegma [698/746] has challenged Wordy [748/996] in combat and lost! 11 days, 22:01:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/30/18 00:14:41] Bot [116/1179] has challenged Wordy [853/996] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:49:42 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/30/18 01:14:47] Wordy [61/996] has challenged Anky [1077/1412] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:13:42 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/30/18 07:15:24] Wordy [39/999] has challenged dick [279/1285] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:16:27 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/30/18 08:15:30] Shmegma [621/746] has challenged Wordy [943/999] in combat and lost! 10 days, 17:31:42 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/30/18 09:15:35] Anky [414/1412] has challenged Wordy [233/999] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:48:20 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/30/18 13:15:59] Wordy [604/999] has challenged dick [832/1285] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:30:03 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/30/18 19:16:37] Doody [666/781] has challenged Wordy [205/999] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:03:57 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/01/18 00:17:05] Wordy [878/999] has challenged Anky [204/1417] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:17:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/01/18 02:32:07] Wordy fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:03:19 from level 97.
[07/01/18 03:17:23] Wordy [373/999] has challenged dick [73/1290] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:26:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/01/18 08:17:52] Bot [320/1179] has challenged Wordy [55/999] in combat and won! 9 days, 04:13:52 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/01/18 12:18:17] Shmegma [286/746] has challenged Wordy [555/999] in combat and lost! 7 days, 21:38:08 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/01/18 17:53:02] Wordy misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:57:09 from level 97.
[07/01/18 18:18:53] Wordy [612/999] has challenged dick [1029/1290] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:16:21 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/01/18 19:18:59] Wordy [727/999] has challenged Anky [180/1417] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:39:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/01/18 20:19:04] Wordy [155/999] has challenged Anky [597/1417] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:06:49 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/02/18 01:11:02] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/02/18 01:19:33] Wordy [281/999] has challenged dick [282/1290] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:22:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/02/18 05:19:57] Wordy [627/999] has challenged Shmegma [494/746] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:47:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/02/18 05:40:05] Wordy EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:12:10 from level 97.
[07/02/18 06:20:03] Wordy [459/999] has challenged Shmegma [684/746] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:01:43 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/02/18 08:20:15] Anky [784/1417] has challenged Wordy [39/999] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:27:36 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/02/18 13:20:44] Anky [268/1417] has challenged Wordy [920/999] in combat and lost! 8 days, 19:57:35 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/02/18 16:21:03] Doody [756/781] has challenged Wordy [832/999] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:25 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/02/18 17:21:08] Wordy [306/999] has challenged Bart [422/717] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:38:39 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/02/18 18:21:14] Shmegma [661/746] has challenged Wordy [676/999] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:13:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/02/18 19:21:20] Wordy [838/999] has challenged Bart [622/717] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:22:21 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/02/18 20:21:26] Wordy [437/999] has challenged Doody [590/781] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:44:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/03/18 00:42:17] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/03/18 01:29:21] Wordy was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:14:56 towards level 97.
[07/03/18 01:43:01] Wordy was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:10:02 towards level 97.
[07/03/18 16:23:24] Wordy [113/999] has challenged Anky [542/1417] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:31:05 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/03/18 18:23:36] Shmegma [343/746] has challenged Wordy [60/999] in combat and won! 9 days, 16:53:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/03/18 20:23:48] Wordy [940/999] has challenged Doody [686/781] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:36:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/03/18 23:24:05] Bot [814/1179] has challenged Wordy [270/999] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:02:16 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/04/18 02:24:23] Wordy [826/999] has challenged dick [565/1290] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:20:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/04/18 08:24:58] Wordy [855/999] has challenged Anky [1340/1417] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:55:04 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/04/18 09:25:04] Doody [630/781] has challenged Wordy [71/999] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:06:48 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/04/18 14:24:36] Anky [1286/1417] has cum upon Wordy [83/999] and taken them in the face! 7 days, 13:47:27 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/04/18 17:25:51] Shmegma [112/746] has challenged Wordy [735/999] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:02:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/04/18 19:26:03] Wordy [81/999] has challenged dick [771/1290] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:07:36 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/04/18 23:26:26] Doody [535/781] has challenged Wordy [537/999] in combat and lost! 13 days, 15:07:10 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/05/18 01:13:40] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 1 day, 04:30:43 toward level 97.
[07/05/18 01:26:38] Wordy [732/999] has challenged Anky [495/1417] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:40:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/05/18 05:27:02] Wordy [10/999] has challenged Anky [51/1417] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:10:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/05/18 08:27:19] Wordy [291/999] has challenged Shmegma [560/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:07:21 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/05/18 09:27:25] Wordy [64/999] has challenged Anky [1051/1417] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:30:42 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/05/18 10:27:31] Wordy [412/999] has challenged Bot [570/1179] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:29:17 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/05/18 13:25:30] Wordy was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:09:35 towards level 97.
[07/05/18 14:07:49] Wordy [459/999] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [1096/1164] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:53:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/05/18 15:07:56] Anky [70/1417] has challenged Wordy [570/999] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:28:00 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/05/18 20:08:29] Wordy [393/999] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [412/1164] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:05:30 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/05/18 21:01:10] squirtingbuffalo [110/1164] has cum upon Wordy [713/999] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:34:10 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/05/18 23:08:47] Bot [138/1179] has challenged Wordy [404/999] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:23:50 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/06/18 00:48:14] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 1 day, 16:48:20 toward level 97.
[07/06/18 01:09:01] Wordy [444/999] has challenged Shmegma [662/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:18:02 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/06/18 03:09:14] Shmegma [489/746] has challenged Wordy [672/999] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:34:46 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/06/18 06:09:32] Wordy [53/999] has challenged dick [1043/1290] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:30:47 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/06/18 07:09:38] Wordy [161/999] has challenged Anky [1183/1417] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:37 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/06/18 08:09:45] Wordy [332/999] has challenged Bot [128/1179] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:33:10 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/06/18 11:10:04] Bot [158/1179] has challenged Wordy [541/999] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:33:24 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/06/18 11:52:53] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/06/18 16:10:35] Wordy [572/999] has challenged dick [30/1290] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:22:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/06/18 17:10:41] Wordy [616/999] has challenged Anky [84/1417] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:52:47 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/06/18 18:10:48] Wordy [816/999] has challenged Bot [397/1179] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:59:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/06/18 20:11:01] Bot [459/1179] has challenged Wordy [45/999] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:28:12 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/06/18 22:11:14] Wordy [661/999] has challenged Bart [382/717] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:30:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/06/18 23:11:20] Bot [51/1179] has challenged Wordy [222/999] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:02:16 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/07/18 00:19:44] Wordy [507/999] has challenged Anky [1129/1417] in combat and lost! 11 days, 11:07:39 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/07/18 00:43:47] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Wordy in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 11 days, 22:55:52 from level 98.
[07/07/18 02:11:38] Doody [401/781] has challenged Wordy [467/999] in combat and lost! 8 days, 10:39:14 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/07/18 03:11:45] Bot [282/1179] has challenged Wordy [431/999] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:39:06 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/07/18 04:11:51] Wordy [807/999] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [960/1164] in combat and lost! 12 days, 06:12:04 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/07/18 08:12:17] Bot [1170/1179] has challenged Wordy [314/999] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:08:11 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/07/18 09:12:24] squirtingbuffalo [197/1164] has challenged Wordy [992/999] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:15:46 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/07/18 12:12:43] Wordy [739/999] has challenged Doody [405/781] in combat and won! 25 days, 21:45:22 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/07/18 15:03:40] Doody, Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/07/18 21:13:40] Wordy [241/999] has challenged Doody [774/781] in combat and lost! 8 days, 17:30:45 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/08/18 02:14:12] Wordy [748/999] has challenged Shmegma [704/735] in combat and won! 17 days, 21:05:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/08/18 02:14:12] Wordy has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 7 days, 21:27:41 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/08/18 03:14:18] Anky [1399/1409] has challenged Wordy [274/999] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:06:41 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/08/18 09:14:57] squirtingbuffalo [622/1164] has challenged Wordy [341/999] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:00:42 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/08/18 10:15:03] Wordy [556/999] has challenged Bot [1169/1200] in combat and lost! 8 days, 04:43:58 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/08/18 18:17:45] Wordy ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:06:03 from level 98.
[07/08/18 23:16:26] Wordy [381/999] has challenged Bot [1073/1214] in combat and lost! 9 days, 15:40:41 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/09/18 07:17:18] Wordy [11/999] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [786/1164] in combat and lost! 9 days, 04:38:18 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/09/18 09:17:30] Wordy [268/999] has challenged Bart [415/717] in combat and lost! 10 days, 04:41:17 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/09/18 15:18:08] Wordy [348/999] has challenged Bart [9/717] in combat and won! 19 days, 11:59:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/09/18 16:18:15] Doody [162/781] has challenged Wordy [796/999] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:34:29 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/09/18 18:18:28] squirtingbuffalo [980/1164] has challenged Wordy [755/999] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:04:27 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/09/18 22:15:21] Doody, Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/10/18 01:19:14] Wordy [425/999] has challenged Bot [4/1214] in combat and won! 14 days, 06:15:16 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/10/18 05:19:40] Wordy [777/999] has challenged Doody [77/781] in combat and won! 9 days, 23:46:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/10/18 12:20:25] Doody [721/781] has challenged Wordy [909/999] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:41:48 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/10/18 15:20:44] Doody [558/781] has challenged Wordy [189/999] in combat and won! 11 days, 07:55:55 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/10/18 16:53:42] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/10/18 17:20:57] Anky [123/1409] has challenged Wordy [743/999] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:17:58 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/10/18 19:21:09] Wordy [249/999] has challenged Doody [132/781] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:43:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/11/18 00:21:41] Bart [31/717] has challenged Wordy [537/999] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:52:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/11/18 04:22:05] Bart [270/717] has challenged Wordy [381/999] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:53:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/11/18 06:22:18] Bot [1000/1214] has challenged Wordy [783/999] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:40:08 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/11/18 08:08:08] squirtingbuffalo [313/1164] has challenged Wordy [764/999] in combat and lost! 9 days, 12:19:39 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/11/18 09:22:37] Wordy [740/999] has challenged Doody [699/781] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:26:32 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/11/18 11:22:48] Doody [726/781] has challenged Wordy [750/999] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:34:20 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/11/18 13:23:02] Wordy [662/999] has challenged Anky [444/1409] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:02:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/11/18 14:23:08] Bart [112/717] has challenged Wordy [210/999] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:05:32 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/11/18 15:30:25] Bart, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/11/18 18:23:35] Wordy [414/999] has challenged Bart [457/717] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:35:55 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/12/18 06:24:51] Wordy [573/999] has challenged Bot [956/1214] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:42:22 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/12/18 07:24:58] Bart [592/723] has challenged Wordy [400/999] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:53:09 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/12/18 14:25:39] Doody [41/781] has challenged Wordy [793/999] in combat and lost! 7 days, 10:32:17 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/12/18 16:25:51] Wordy [273/999] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [545/1164] in combat and lost! 7 days, 11:56:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/13/18 04:27:09] Anky [1323/1402] has challenged Wordy [678/999] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:33:31 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/13/18 09:27:42] Wordy [750/999] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [194/1164] in combat and won! 26 days, 11:33:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/13/18 21:28:58] Wordy [865/999] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [409/1164] in combat and won! 21 days, 02:02:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/14/18 01:29:23] Wordy [677/999] has challenged Anky [202/1402] in combat and won! 20 days, 04:50:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/14/18 02:29:29] Doody [424/781] has challenged Wordy [547/999] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:55:54 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/14/18 04:29:40] Wordy [367/999] has challenged Bot [869/1214] in combat and lost! 8 days, 07:12:01 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/14/18 05:29:46] Shmegma [540/683] has challenged Wordy [394/999] in combat and won! 14 days, 20:04:09 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/14/18 09:30:12] squirtingbuffalo [492/1164] has challenged Wordy [659/999] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:54:28 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/14/18 10:30:18] Wordy [519/999] has challenged dick [1214/1308] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:33:00 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/14/18 12:30:31] Bot [776/1214] has challenged Wordy [492/999] in combat and won! 10 days, 14:08:22 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/14/18 14:30:44] Wordy [196/999] has challenged Doody [693/781] in combat and lost! 9 days, 11:17:06 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/14/18 16:10:25] Wordy [925/999] has cum upon Doody [479/781] and taken them in the face! 18 days, 13:07:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/14/18 18:31:09] Wordy [598/999] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [751/1164] in combat and lost! 7 days, 15:56:27 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/14/18 19:31:16] Wordy [929/999] has challenged Bot [533/1214] in combat and won! 17 days, 18:40:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/15/18 00:31:49] Wordy [647/999] has challenged Doody [606/781] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:55:21 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/15/18 04:12:01] Anky, Doody, and Wordy [3080/3217] have team battled Bart, squirtingbuffalo, and Shmegma [272/2570] and won! 2 days, 09:38:34 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/18 10:09:39] Wordy was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:17:49 from level 98.
[07/15/18 10:32:54] Wordy [208/999] has challenged Bot [1070/1214] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:30:36 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/15/18 10:52:42] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 2 days, 05:00:48 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[07/15/18 12:33:07] Shmegma [107/683] has challenged Wordy [369/999] in combat and lost! 12 days, 18:48:35 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/15/18 15:33:26] Wordy [544/999] has challenged Doody [586/781] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:50:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/15/18 18:33:45] Anky [804/1437] has challenged Wordy [453/999] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:18:16 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/15/18 22:34:10] Wordy [744/999] has challenged Bart [691/723] in combat and won! 12 days, 02:59:04 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/15/18 22:58:55] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 12 days, 09:37:26 toward level 98.
[07/16/18 01:34:30] Bart [75/723] has challenged Wordy [680/999] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:21:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/16/18 02:34:37] Wordy [330/999] has challenged Bart [128/723] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:23:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/16/18 02:47:30] Bart [616/723] has cum upon Wordy [437/999] and taken them in the face! 2 days, 12:57:48 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/16/18 04:34:50] Wordy [605/999] has challenged Bot [522/1214] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:27:10 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/16/18 08:35:17] Wordy [687/999] has challenged Bot [1045/1214] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:24:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/16/18 09:35:23] Wordy [895/999] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [585/1164] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:53:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/16/18 11:35:35] Wordy [661/999] has challenged Anky [1143/1437] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:48:02 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/16/18 15:36:00] Doody [415/781] has challenged Wordy [913/999] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:31:09 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/16/18 16:36:06] Wordy [970/999] has challenged dick [1063/1308] in combat and lost! 8 days, 04:19:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/16/18 20:36:32] Wordy [105/999] has challenged Anky [921/1437] in combat and lost! 11 days, 16:14:01 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/17/18 00:36:58] Anky [67/1437] has challenged Wordy [623/999] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:31:16 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/17/18 05:37:30] Wordy [119/999] has challenged Anky [728/1437] in combat and lost! 13 days, 03:29:30 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/17/18 08:37:48] Wordy [681/999] has challenged Bart [56/723] in combat and won! 21 days, 16:28:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/17/18 09:37:55] Wordy [764/999] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [1016/1164] in combat and lost! 10 days, 03:57:56 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/17/18 09:52:05] Wordy gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:41:45 towards level 98.
[07/17/18 10:38:01] Anky [519/1437] has challenged Wordy [243/999] in combat and won! 11 days, 22:57:59 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/17/18 11:38:08] Anky [1095/1437] has challenged Wordy [395/999] in combat and won! 9 days, 01:51:15 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/17/18 18:38:54] Wordy [555/999] has challenged Doody [307/781] in combat and won! 32 days, 05:39:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/17/18 21:39:13] Wordy [664/999] has challenged Bart [23/788] in combat and won! 23 days, 00:24:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/17/18 21:39:13] Wordy has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 1 day, 13:42:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/17/18 22:39:19] Wordy [5/999] has challenged dick [119/1308] in combat and lost! 9 days, 19:24:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/18/18 02:46:56] squirtingbuffalo, Wordy, and Bart [2882/2892] have team battled Doody, Anky, and Bot [2970/3432] and lost! 1 day, 21:24:49 is added to their clocks.
[07/18/18 03:39:50] Wordy [614/999] has challenged Bot [1047/1214] in combat and lost! 14 days, 05:52:41 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/18/18 05:40:02] Anky [216/1437] has challenged Wordy [579/999] in combat and lost! 11 days, 17:30:31 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/18/18 09:40:28] Wordy [127/999] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [1094/1105] in combat and lost! 13 days, 14:13:36 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/18/18 09:43:28] Wordy tamed a wild horse and taught it to fuck other irpg players! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 17:11:15 towards level 98.
[07/18/18 10:40:34] Shmegma [304/683] has challenged Wordy [270/999] in combat and won! 51 days, 12:37:32 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/18/18 12:40:47] Shmegma [130/683] has challenged Wordy [121/999] in combat and won! 39 days, 03:21:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/18/18 13:40:54] Wordy [753/999] has challenged Doody [660/781] in combat and won! 25 days, 21:20:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/18/18 16:41:13] Wordy [556/999] has challenged dick [8/1315] in combat and won! 19 days, 10:52:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/18/18 18:41:26] Wordy [620/999] has challenged Bot [641/1207] in combat and lost! 10 days, 02:30:58 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/18/18 19:41:32] Bot [436/1207] has challenged Wordy [593/999] in combat and lost! 11 days, 07:43:25 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/18/18 21:57:14] Doody [123/781] has challenged Wordy [146/999] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:07:30 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/18/18 23:57:26] Doody [526/781] has challenged Wordy [72/999] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:07:18 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/19/18 00:57:32] Wordy [910/999] has challenged Anky [60/1445] in combat and won! 21 days, 00:28:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/19/18 01:57:40] Wordy [313/999] has challenged Anky [766/1445] in combat and lost! 8 days, 15:32:48 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/19/18 02:57:46] Doody [497/781] has challenged Wordy [603/999] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:45:51 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/19/18 04:57:59] Wordy [239/999] has challenged Doody [643/781] in combat and lost! 9 days, 00:07:36 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/19/18 10:58:39] Shmegma [298/683] has challenged Wordy [324/999] in combat and lost! 7 days, 16:43:15 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/19/18 11:58:45] Wordy [486/999] has challenged Bot [1094/1207] in combat and lost! 10 days, 21:19:19 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/19/18 12:58:51] Wordy [818/999] has challenged dick [873/1315] in combat and lost! 9 days, 11:02:56 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/19/18 15:59:10] Wordy [856/999] has challenged dick [1085/1315] in combat and lost! 10 days, 09:27:12 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/19/18 16:59:16] Wordy [324/999] has challenged Doody [291/781] in combat and won! 24 days, 00:01:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/19/18 20:59:42] Wordy [203/999] has challenged Shmegma [632/683] in combat and lost! 10 days, 19:33:15 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/20/18 00:00:00] Bart [24/788] has challenged Wordy [935/999] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:24:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/20/18 06:00:39] Shmegma [80/683] has challenged Wordy [53/999] in combat and won! 12 days, 01:18:13 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/20/18 07:00:46] Wordy [831/999] has challenged Bot [740/1207] in combat and won! 23 days, 02:52:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/20/18 10:01:04] Anky [210/1445] has challenged Wordy [167/999] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:28:59 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/20/18 13:03:50] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/20/18 15:01:34] Wordy [406/999] has challenged Bot [869/1207] in combat and lost! 7 days, 12:16:20 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/20/18 16:01:41] Wordy [816/999] has challenged Shmegma [614/683] in combat and won! 14 days, 08:30:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/20/18 18:01:52] Wordy [856/999] has challenged Bot [1157/1207] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:31:48 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/20/18 21:02:11] Bot [154/1207] has challenged Wordy [385/999] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:04:08 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/20/18 22:02:18] Wordy [979/999] has challenged Bot [423/1207] in combat and won! 13 days, 04:00:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/21/18 00:02:31] Wordy [20/999] has challenged Doody [161/781] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:42:57 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/21/18 06:03:08] Anky [162/1445] has challenged Wordy [814/999] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:56:01 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/21/18 11:03:39] Shmegma [337/683] has challenged Wordy [806/999] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:13:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/21/18 15:04:04] Wordy [246/999] has challenged Shmegma [613/683] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:07:07 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/21/18 21:04:42] Shmegma [461/683] has challenged Wordy [612/999] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:36:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/21/18 23:04:55] Wordy [903/999] has challenged Doody [641/781] in combat and won! 11 days, 08:56:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/22/18 00:05:01] Wordy [400/999] has challenged Bart [201/794] in combat and won! 8 days, 02:54:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/22/18 02:05:15] Wordy [455/999] has challenged Shmegma [423/683] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:21:29 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/22/18 03:05:21] Wordy [694/999] has challenged Bot [168/1207] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:28:28 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/22/18 04:05:28] Wordy [28/999] has challenged Bart [383/794] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:34:01 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/22/18 06:23:26] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/22/18 07:10:34] Wordy uninstalled the Internet and can't access Google to find out how to reinstall it. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:15:20 from level 98.
[07/22/18 09:06:00] Shmegma [239/683] has challenged Wordy [484/999] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:32:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/22/18 11:06:14] Wordy [660/999] has challenged dick [652/1315] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:09:29 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/22/18 12:06:21] Bot [312/1207] has challenged Wordy [619/999] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:12:17 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/22/18 19:07:05] Anky [627/1445] has challenged Wordy [635/999] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:06:36 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/22/18 21:07:19] Wordy [981/999] has challenged Bart [473/794] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:22:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/22/18 23:07:32] Bot [992/1207] has challenged Wordy [501/999] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:28:07 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/23/18 05:08:09] Doody [539/781] has challenged Wordy [108/999] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:09:41 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/23/18 07:24:33] Shmegma, Bot, and GrEmLiN [979/1962] have team battled Anky, Wordy, and Bart [1425/3254] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:03 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/18 11:08:48] Anky [588/1461] has challenged Wordy [536/999] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:05:55 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/23/18 18:09:32] Bot [465/1207] has challenged Wordy [239/999] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:30:38 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/23/18 20:09:45] Anky [1064/1461] has challenged Wordy [894/999] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:54:02 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/24/18 03:40:35] Wordy, Shmegma, Bart, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/24/18 05:10:42] Wordy [787/999] has challenged dick [1292/1330] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:06:04 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/24/18 07:10:55] Doody [454/781] has challenged Wordy [554/999] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:25 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/24/18 09:11:09] Wordy [875/999] has challenged Bot [275/1207] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:24:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/24/18 12:11:28] Wordy [932/999] has challenged Bart [584/794] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:34:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/24/18 14:19:45] Bart, Doody, and Shmegma [834/2248] have team battled Wordy, Bot, and Anky [1845/3667] and lost! 0 days, 07:03:04 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/18 15:11:47] Wordy [842/999] has challenged Bot [428/1207] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:18:53 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/24/18 18:12:05] Anky [989/1461] has challenged Wordy [237/999] in combat and won! 13 days, 09:40:10 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/24/18 19:43:30] Wordy got pimpslapped by Wordy. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:30:47 from level 98.
[07/24/18 20:12:18] Doody [709/781] has challenged Wordy [720/999] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:49:41 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/24/18 21:12:25] Wordy [747/999] has challenged GrEmLiN [63/163] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:31:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/24/18 23:12:37] Shmegma [192/673] has challenged Wordy [614/999] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:26:34 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/24/18 23:40:46] GrEmLiN [130/163] has challenged Wordy [250/999] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:29:20 is added to GrEmLiN's clock.
[07/25/18 02:12:57] Wordy [748/999] has challenged Anky [439/1461] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:17 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/25/18 06:49:50] Wordy, Bot, and Anky [2735/3667] have team battled Doody, GrEmLiN, and Shmegma [959/1630] and won! 0 days, 07:02:38 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/18 11:59:00] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 01:21:34 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[07/25/18 12:13:59] Doody [723/781] has challenged Wordy [214/999] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:19:10 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/25/18 21:14:58] Wordy [298/999] has challenged GrEmLiN [142/206] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:37:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/25/18 22:48:42] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/26/18 08:16:09] Wordy [858/999] has challenged Doody [242/783] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:14:54 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/26/18 15:16:53] Bart [651/794] has challenged Wordy [158/999] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:37:20 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/26/18 16:16:59] Anky [536/1461] has challenged Wordy [699/999] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:18:02 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/26/18 17:17:05] Wordy [149/999] has challenged Bart [195/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:09 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/26/18 18:14:53] Wordy, Anky, Bart, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/26/18 20:11:35] Wordy [556/1023] has challenged Bart [791/794] in combat and lost! 9 days, 19:26:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/26/18 21:16:09] Anky [707/1461] has cum upon Wordy [1006/1023] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:41:05 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/26/18 22:09:29] Wordy was fucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 22:10:08 from level 99.
[07/26/18 22:17:36] Wordy [133/1023] has challenged GrEmLiN [147/222] in combat and lost! 7 days, 09:47:28 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/27/18 01:05:08] Bot [717/1207] has cum upon Wordy [579/1023] and taken them in the face! 13 days, 10:16:25 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/27/18 02:18:00] Bot [617/1240] has challenged Wordy [844/993] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:42:16 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/27/18 07:18:34] Bart [111/794] has challenged Wordy [426/993] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:28:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/27/18 08:18:40] Wordy [51/993] has challenged Bot [751/1240] in combat and lost! 14 days, 15:59:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/27/18 09:18:47] Shmegma [483/673] has challenged Wordy [510/993] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:34:35 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/27/18 14:58:47] Bart [639/794] has cum upon Wordy [699/993] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:38:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/27/18 15:04:38] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/27/18 17:19:38] Wordy [212/993] has challenged Bot [68/1240] in combat and won! 21 days, 22:06:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/27/18 19:55:54] Bot [283/1240] has cum upon Wordy [323/993] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 05:20:23 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/27/18 21:20:01] Bart [43/794] has challenged Wordy [204/993] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:40:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/27/18 23:20:14] Wordy [452/993] has challenged Anky [649/1461] in combat and lost! 9 days, 12:11:17 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/28/18 04:20:46] Bart [247/794] has challenged Wordy [926/993] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:39:38 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/28/18 06:20:59] Shmegma [265/673] has challenged Wordy [90/993] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:47:07 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/28/18 09:21:19] Wordy [229/993] has challenged Doody [474/783] in combat and lost! 9 days, 20:48:56 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/28/18 12:21:37] Wordy [424/993] has challenged Doody [199/783] in combat and won! 19 days, 07:31:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/28/18 16:22:02] Wordy [459/993] has challenged dick [16/1330] in combat and won! 14 days, 11:56:53 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/28/18 17:22:09] Wordy [288/993] has challenged dick [515/1330] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:04:44 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/28/18 18:22:16] Wordy [149/993] has challenged Bart [364/794] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:10:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/28/18 22:22:40] Wordy [986/993] has challenged Bart [380/794] in combat and won! 13 days, 09:40:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/29/18 01:00:29] Wordy got the clap. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:29:54 from level 99.
[07/29/18 02:04:06] GrEmLiN [218/225] has challenged Wordy [198/993] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:59:00 is removed from GrEmLiN's clock.
[07/29/18 06:23:30] Wordy [151/993] has challenged Bot [636/1240] in combat and lost! 7 days, 23:28:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/29/18 09:23:49] Wordy [601/993] has challenged Anky [1223/1461] in combat and lost! 9 days, 16:34:59 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/29/18 13:24:16] Wordy [62/993] has challenged Anky [184/1461] in combat and lost! 11 days, 00:35:01 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/29/18 17:24:40] Bart [195/794] has challenged Wordy [165/993] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:35:40 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/29/18 19:24:54] Anky [134/1461] has challenged Wordy [839/993] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:08:27 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/29/18 20:05:25] Shmegma, Bart, and Bot [2501/2712] have team battled Anky, Wordy, and Doody [1889/3237] and won! 0 days, 22:00:27 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/18 23:25:19] Wordy [533/993] has challenged Bot [912/1240] in combat and lost! 11 days, 14:46:42 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/30/18 00:25:25] Wordy [675/993] has challenged Bart [541/794] in combat and won! 19 days, 04:13:22 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/30/18 02:25:39] Bot [1213/1240] has challenged Wordy [560/993] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:22:33 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/30/18 03:03:16] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/30/18 07:26:14] Doody [404/783] has challenged Wordy [51/993] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:56:52 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/30/18 09:26:27] Shmegma [39/678] has challenged Wordy [734/993] in combat and lost! 11 days, 05:04:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/30/18 15:14:34] Shmegma, Bot, and Bart [660/2718] have team battled Doody, Anky, and Wordy [1040/3232] and lost! 0 days, 08:48:18 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/18 16:27:11] Wordy [49/993] has challenged dick [341/1330] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:36:47 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/30/18 16:50:56] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 42 days, 00:50:57 toward level 99.
[07/30/18 21:40:34] Wordy [540/993] has cum upon GrEmLiN [221/235] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 23:00:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/30/18 22:27:51] Bart [98/794] has challenged Wordy [926/993] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:59:21 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/31/18 01:28:10] Wordy [140/993] has challenged Shmegma [167/684] in combat and lost! 11 days, 10:09:28 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/31/18 02:28:17] Wordy [38/993] has challenged GrEmLiN [157/235] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:44:39 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/31/18 03:28:23] Wordy [165/993] has challenged Anky [756/1461] in combat and lost! 14 days, 20:41:33 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/31/18 04:28:29] Wordy [603/993] has challenged dick [872/1330] in combat and lost! 12 days, 02:20:58 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/31/18 06:28:42] Wordy [388/993] has challenged Doody [209/778] in combat and won! 27 days, 22:17:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/31/18 08:28:54] Shmegma [65/684] has challenged Wordy [369/993] in combat and lost! 13 days, 09:28:04 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/31/18 09:29:01] Bot [504/1240] has challenged Wordy [84/993] in combat and won! 12 days, 18:10:59 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/31/18 18:20:51] Wordy was rejuvenated by a coffee enema! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 13:09:44 towards level 99.
[07/31/18 18:29:58] Bart [5/794] has challenged Wordy [712/993] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:53:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/31/18 19:30:05] Wordy [188/993] has challenged Doody [486/778] in combat and lost! 11 days, 00:53:03 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/01/18 02:30:50] Wordy [532/993] has challenged dick [806/1330] in combat and lost! 10 days, 06:31:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/01/18 02:40:39] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 16 days, 22:44:24 toward level 99.
[08/01/18 05:31:09] Doody [328/778] has challenged Wordy [542/993] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:28:40 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/01/18 07:31:22] Wordy [802/993] has challenged dick [929/1330] in combat and lost! 9 days, 14:00:05 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/01/18 08:31:28] Shmegma [287/684] has challenged Wordy [253/993] in combat and won! 21 days, 14:57:02 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/01/18 10:16:23] Wordy [270/993] has cum upon Doody [81/778] and taken them in the face! 22 days, 02:43:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/01/18 10:31:40] Wordy [60/993] has challenged Bart [419/794] in combat and lost! 9 days, 03:35:29 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/01/18 11:31:45] Shmegma [216/684] has challenged Wordy [106/993] in combat and won! 16 days, 09:40:53 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/01/18 14:32:03] Wordy [904/993] has challenged Bot [355/1240] in combat and won! 21 days, 04:43:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/01/18 15:32:09] Shmegma [61/684] has challenged Wordy [702/993] in combat and lost! 8 days, 06:23:05 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/01/18 20:32:42] Bart [480/794] has challenged Wordy [794/993] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:10:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/01/18 20:56:36] Wordy, Anky, and Bot [2313/3694] have team battled Bart, Doody, and Shmegma [891/2256] and won! 3 days, 16:25:29 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/18 21:32:49] Anky [831/1461] has challenged Wordy [72/993] in combat and won! 17 days, 06:54:44 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/01/18 22:32:56] Bot [939/1240] has challenged Wordy [965/993] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:17:35 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/02/18 00:33:08] Anky [1399/1461] has challenged Wordy [661/993] in combat and won! 13 days, 02:36:43 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/02/18 04:58:22] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bart have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/02/18 07:14:10] Shmegma [110/684] has cum upon Wordy [432/993] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 06:07:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/02/18 09:34:07] Doody [410/773] has challenged Wordy [417/993] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:52:12 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/02/18 10:34:14] Anky [120/1461] has challenged Wordy [474/993] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:28:50 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/02/18 11:35:39] Wordy had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:13:49 towards level 99.
[08/02/18 16:34:53] Bot [1045/1245] has challenged Wordy [255/993] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:20:39 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/02/18 20:35:17] Bart [728/794] has challenged Wordy [627/993] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:54:27 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/02/18 21:18:55] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/02/18 21:20:19] Bart [78/794] has cum upon Wordy [615/993] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:12:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/02/18 21:35:23] Bot [680/1245] has challenged Wordy [635/993] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:55:39 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/02/18 21:42:33] Wordy [476/993] has cum upon Doody [125/773] and taken them in the face! 6 days, 19:49:02 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/02/18 21:55:10] Wordy [599/993] has cum upon Doody [647/773] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:55:35 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/02/18 21:57:55] Wordy [127/993] has cum upon Doody [496/773] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:47:32 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/02/18 22:35:30] Anky [1029/1461] has challenged Wordy [409/993] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:02:05 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/03/18 01:35:49] Wordy [135/993] has challenged Bart [195/794] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:36:02 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/03/18 03:36:01] Anky [928/1461] has challenged Wordy [458/993] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:05:39 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/03/18 05:06:50] Bart [299/794] has cum upon Wordy [224/993] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 11:23:57 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/03/18 05:07:11] Bart [251/794] has cum upon Wordy [588/993] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:03:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/03/18 07:36:26] Shmegma [312/689] has challenged Wordy [597/993] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:18:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/03/18 08:36:33] Wordy [45/993] has challenged Shmegma [643/689] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:04:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/03/18 13:37:04] Wordy [600/993] has challenged dick [572/1330] in combat and won! 21 days, 00:45:26 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/03/18 20:37:46] Anky [106/1461] has challenged Wordy [645/993] in combat and lost! 6 days, 16:33:33 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/03/18 21:37:53] Wordy [210/993] has challenged Anky [1177/1461] in combat and lost! 11 days, 17:32:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/04/18 00:38:11] Shmegma [194/689] has challenged Wordy [368/993] in combat and lost! 15 days, 23:00:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/04/18 01:38:18] Shmegma [604/689] has challenged Wordy [563/993] in combat and won! 31 days, 04:15:47 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/04/18 01:45:00] Wordy was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 17 days, 16:39:10 from level 99.
[08/04/18 04:38:37] Wordy [256/993] has challenged dick [402/1330] in combat and lost! 17 days, 20:13:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/04/18 06:38:50] Doody [12/773] has challenged Wordy [552/993] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:10:17 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/04/18 07:38:56] Shmegma [625/689] has challenged Wordy [417/993] in combat and won! 23 days, 15:14:14 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/04/18 08:39:02] Bot [863/1245] has challenged Wordy [519/993] in combat and won! 13 days, 14:21:36 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/04/18 15:39:45] Wordy [658/993] has challenged Bot [1079/1245] in combat and lost! 25 days, 10:55:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/04/18 19:40:10] Wordy [666/993] has challenged Shmegma [43/689] in combat and won! 48 days, 15:24:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/04/18 20:40:17] Shmegma [510/689] has challenged Wordy [450/993] in combat and won! 25 days, 12:11:09 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/04/18 21:40:23] Wordy [655/993] has challenged Shmegma [512/689] in combat and won! 37 days, 22:07:54 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/04/18 23:07:38] Wordy got pimpslapped by Wordy. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 09:46:34 from level 99.
[08/05/18 08:39:49] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/05/18 18:42:36] Doody [517/773] has challenged Wordy [746/993] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:07:12 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/05/18 20:42:48] Wordy [652/993] has challenged Anky [37/1461] in combat and won! 25 days, 16:35:56 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/05/18 21:42:55] Wordy [381/993] has challenged dick [1058/1330] in combat and lost! 8 days, 03:09:22 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/05/18 22:43:01] Anky [1037/1461] has challenged Wordy [878/993] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:51:26 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/06/18 03:43:31] Wordy [355/993] has challenged Anky [856/1461] in combat and lost! 12 days, 11:41:56 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/06/18 05:43:43] Anky [1161/1461] has challenged Wordy [92/993] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:00:27 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/06/18 06:43:49] Wordy [582/993] has challenged Bot [109/1245] in combat and won! 23 days, 08:36:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/06/18 06:49:58] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/06/18 08:44:02] Wordy [48/993] has challenged dick [1187/1330] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:33:43 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/06/18 09:18:21] Bot [740/1245] has cum upon Wordy [637/993] and taken them in the face! 4 days, 05:06:47 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/06/18 09:44:08] Wordy [815/993] has challenged Shmegma [194/689] in combat and won! 14 days, 03:56:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/06/18 13:44:35] Doody [332/773] has challenged Wordy [421/993] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:49:04 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/06/18 16:44:54] Bart [384/794] has challenged Wordy [782/993] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:55:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/06/18 20:45:21] Wordy [989/993] has challenged GrEmLiN [68/256] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:32:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/06/18 23:27:38] Bot, Bart, and Anky [1132/3500] have team battled Doody, Shmegma, and Wordy [1026/2455] and won! 0 days, 10:35:53 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/18 01:39:11] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/07/18 02:46:01] Anky [652/1461] has challenged Wordy [518/993] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:23:03 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/07/18 03:46:07] Anky [771/1461] has challenged Wordy [200/993] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:24:42 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/07/18 06:46:26] Wordy [126/993] has challenged Bot [323/1245] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:58:42 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/07/18 09:46:46] Wordy [161/993] has challenged dick [203/1330] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:49:09 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/07/18 10:46:53] Shmegma [355/689] has challenged Wordy [247/993] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:56:37 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/07/18 12:47:07] Wordy [670/993] has challenged GrEmLiN [255/256] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:33:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/07/18 16:47:31] Wordy [560/993] has challenged Bot [808/1245] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:55:01 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/07/18 20:47:59] Wordy [224/993] has challenged Doody [216/773] in combat and won! 9 days, 02:03:10 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/07/18 21:48:05] Wordy [559/993] has challenged Bart [62/794] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:39:56 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/07/18 22:48:11] Wordy [350/993] has challenged GrEmLiN [236/256] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:00:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/07/18 23:02:52] Bart [34/794] has cum upon Wordy [497/993] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:53:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/08/18 01:48:29] Anky [1432/1461] has challenged Wordy [293/993] in combat and won! 16 days, 14:46:06 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/08/18 03:48:43] Bart [671/789] has challenged Wordy [60/993] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:45:57 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/08/18 07:49:08] Wordy [346/993] has challenged Shmegma [208/689] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:07:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/08/18 10:49:27] Anky [1364/1461] has challenged Wordy [827/993] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:24:45 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/08/18 11:49:33] Wordy [314/993] has challenged GrEmLiN [61/261] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:09:24 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/08/18 12:49:40] Bot [964/1245] has challenged Wordy [941/993] in combat and won! 23 days, 15:05:38 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/08/18 14:03:29] Doody, Wordy, and Bart [670/2555] have team battled Anky, Shmegma, and Bot [2069/3395] and lost! 1 day, 23:58:06 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/18 14:49:52] Wordy [886/993] has challenged Doody [385/773] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:10:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/08/18 15:49:58] Shmegma [218/689] has challenged Wordy [468/993] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:14:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/08/18 18:50:16] Wordy [856/993] has challenged Shmegma [438/689] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:11:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/08/18 19:50:22] Doody [152/773] has challenged Wordy [813/993] in combat and lost! 8 days, 14:14:03 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/09/18 00:50:55] Wordy [349/993] has challenged Bot [1048/1245] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:38:37 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/09/18 05:51:26] Wordy [145/993] has challenged Anky [1214/1461] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:53:29 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/09/18 11:52:03] Wordy [801/993] has challenged dick [188/1330] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:16:41 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/09/18 12:01:01] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bart have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/09/18 13:52:15] Shmegma [94/689] has challenged Wordy [137/999] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:02:34 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/09/18 22:40:48] Wordy was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:00:25 towards level 99.
[08/09/18 22:53:13] Shmegma [528/689] has challenged Wordy [987/999] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:06:20 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/10/18 00:53:25] Wordy [796/999] has challenged Anky [271/1461] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:43:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/10/18 04:53:51] Bart [643/789] has challenged Wordy [336/999] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:36:28 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/10/18 05:53:57] Anky [552/1461] has challenged Wordy [526/999] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:02:23 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/10/18 07:56:59] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/10/18 12:54:41] Wordy [249/999] has challenged Shmegma [63/689] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:32:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/10/18 15:54:59] Wordy [688/999] has challenged Doody [161/773] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:55:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/10/18 16:55:06] Wordy [679/999] has challenged Shmegma [309/689] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:18:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/10/18 19:55:24] Wordy [670/999] has challenged dick [278/1330] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:24:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/11/18 00:55:55] Wordy [549/999] has challenged Doody [769/773] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:57:23 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/11/18 04:17:18] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/11/18 04:56:22] Wordy [539/999] has challenged GrEmLiN [217/261] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:24:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/11/18 05:19:49] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 00:28:19 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[08/11/18 08:56:49] Wordy [758/999] has challenged Bart [295/789] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:23:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/11/18 09:56:55] Wordy [592/999] has challenged Bot [799/1245] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:11:43 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/11/18 11:57:08] Bot [509/1245] has challenged Wordy [799/999] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:48:36 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/11/18 20:20:22] Wordy [819/999] has challenged Doody [726/773] in combat and won! 18 days, 22:31:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/11/18 20:59:24] Wordy [214/999] has cum upon Bart [596/789] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 20:00:43 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/11/18 23:58:23] Wordy [624/999] has challenged Anky [956/1461] in combat and lost! 11 days, 01:11:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/12/18 04:58:55] Wordy [339/999] has challenged Bart [176/789] in combat and won! 17 days, 01:20:17 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/12/18 06:53:59] Wordy stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 17:10:43 towards level 100.
[08/12/18 10:37:10] Wordy reinforced her shield with a dragon's scales! Wordy's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/12/18 10:59:33] Wordy [836/1000] has challenged dick [574/1330] in combat and won! 12 days, 17:58:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/12/18 12:59:46] Bot [1052/1245] has challenged Wordy [866/1000] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:08:10 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/12/18 14:59:59] Bart [227/789] has challenged Wordy [141/1004] in combat and won! 13 days, 09:42:34 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/12/18 17:00:12] Wordy [671/1004] has challenged Bart [371/789] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:34:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/12/18 21:00:37] Wordy [872/1004] has challenged GrEmLiN [187/311] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:19:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/12/18 21:00:37] Wordy has dealt GrEmLiN a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:13:03 is added to GrEmLiN's clock.
[08/12/18 22:00:43] Bot [619/1245] has challenged Wordy [186/1004] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:28:39 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/13/18 02:01:07] Wordy [708/1004] has challenged dick [1084/1330] in combat and lost! 11 days, 03:00:37 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/13/18 04:01:20] Shmegma [167/689] has challenged Wordy [67/1004] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:00:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/13/18 05:01:26] Anky [1173/1461] has challenged Wordy [552/1004] in combat and won! 37 days, 10:40:24 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/13/18 08:01:47] Bot [134/1245] has challenged Wordy [222/1004] in combat and lost! 7 days, 06:40:58 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/13/18 12:02:13] Bot [167/1245] has challenged Wordy [343/1004] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:49:02 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/13/18 18:02:50] Doody [77/773] has challenged Wordy [827/1004] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:17:36 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/13/18 18:06:56] Wordy stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 09:18:42 towards level 100.
[08/13/18 20:03:04] Wordy [884/1004] has challenged Bot [794/1245] in combat and won! 25 days, 23:27:52 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/13/18 21:37:44] Bot, Bart, and Wordy [2324/3038] have team battled Shmegma, Doody, and GrEmLiN [312/1773] and won! 2 days, 08:34:53 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/18 22:03:16] Wordy [578/1004] has challenged Bot [934/1245] in combat and lost! 10 days, 09:02:36 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/14/18 04:03:55] Wordy [591/1004] has challenged Shmegma [459/689] in combat and won! 19 days, 18:55:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/14/18 06:04:09] Wordy [711/1004] has challenged Doody [705/773] in combat and won! 14 days, 17:10:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/14/18 07:04:15] Shmegma [380/689] has challenged Wordy [593/1004] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:51:55 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/14/18 08:50:50] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bart have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/14/18 09:04:27] Wordy [473/1004] has challenged Bart [131/789] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:50:02 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/14/18 09:16:08] Wordy was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:45:25 towards level 100.
[08/14/18 16:05:13] Wordy [670/1004] has challenged Bot [922/1245] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:18:48 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/14/18 22:40:07] Anky [1309/1461] has challenged Wordy [821/1004] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:32:04 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/15/18 01:07:46] Wordy slipped a mickey to Anky and stole her level 71 set of leggings while they were passed out! Wordy leaves her old level 53 set of leggings behind, which Anky then takes. Also Anky wakes up with a really sore asshole.
[08/15/18 01:40:26] Wordy [142/1020] has challenged dick [1084/1312] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:39:07 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/15/18 02:40:32] Anky [42/1442] has challenged Wordy [34/1020] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:13:47 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/15/18 03:40:38] Wordy [4/1020] has challenged Anky [180/1442] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:32:37 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/15/18 05:40:52] Wordy [75/1020] has challenged Bot [489/1245] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:48:43 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/15/18 06:40:58] Doody [421/773] has challenged Wordy [5/1020] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:13:50 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/15/18 08:53:12] Wordy slipped a mickey to Anky and stole her level 74 helm while they were passed out! Wordy leaves her old level 69 helm behind, which Anky then takes. Also Anky wakes up with a really sore asshole.
[08/15/18 10:28:37] Shmegma [438/689] has cum upon Wordy [802/1025] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:44:31 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/15/18 15:41:52] Anky [1107/1436] has challenged Wordy [338/1025] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:30:40 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/15/18 17:26:34] Anky [1216/1436] has challenged Wordy [819/1025] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:44:26 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/15/18 22:27:03] Bart [294/789] has challenged Wordy [190/1025] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:47:23 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/16/18 03:27:34] Anky [684/1436] has challenged Wordy [182/1025] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:37:00 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/16/18 05:27:47] Wordy [65/1025] has challenged Anky [157/1436] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:57:04 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/16/18 06:08:03] Wordy slipped a mickey to Shmegma and stole her level 33 shield while they were passed out! Wordy leaves her old level 30 shield behind, which Shmegma then takes. Also Shmegma wakes up with a really sore asshole.
[08/16/18 07:27:59] Wordy [844/1027] has challenged dick [1057/1307] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:40:27 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/16/18 09:28:11] Wordy [112/1027] has challenged Anky [361/1436] in combat and lost! 8 days, 10:29:52 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/16/18 09:56:32] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/16/18 09:56:41] Anky [929/1436] has cum upon Wordy [922/1027] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 03:41:30 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/16/18 09:57:44] Shmegma [478/686] has cum upon Wordy [995/1027] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:43:46 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/16/18 14:28:41] Bart [558/789] has challenged Wordy [36/1027] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:20:18 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/16/18 17:36:43] Anky, Wordy, and Bot [1267/3708] have team battled Doody, Shmegma, and Bart [278/2248] and won! 0 days, 00:35:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/18 18:29:07] Wordy [21/1027] has challenged Anky [218/1436] in combat and lost! 7 days, 03:48:22 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/16/18 23:29:38] Bart [433/789] has challenged Wordy [33/1027] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:53:22 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/17/18 02:29:56] Wordy [666/1027] has challenged Bot [1173/1245] in combat and lost! 7 days, 12:49:38 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/17/18 06:30:21] Wordy [397/1027] has challenged dick [723/1307] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:46:47 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/17/18 07:30:27] Wordy [245/1027] has challenged Bot [947/1245] in combat and lost! 9 days, 08:03:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/17/18 11:30:51] Wordy [984/1027] has challenged Anky [930/1436] in combat and won! 20 days, 05:54:32 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/17/18 11:34:30] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/17/18 11:34:48] Wordy [284/1027] has cum upon Doody [651/773] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 11:11:21 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/17/18 13:31:03] Wordy [507/1027] has challenged Bart [130/789] in combat and won! 10 days, 04:29:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/17/18 17:31:26] Anky [1246/1436] has challenged Wordy [184/1027] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:50:25 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/17/18 18:31:32] Anky [1208/1436] has challenged Wordy [485/1027] in combat and won! 29 days, 13:51:00 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/17/18 20:31:44] Wordy [1020/1027] has challenged Anky [483/1436] in combat and won! 28 days, 18:46:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/18/18 08:32:59] Wordy [289/1027] has challenged Doody [247/773] in combat and won! 18 days, 00:39:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/18/18 09:30:50] Shmegma [324/686] has cum upon Wordy [953/1027] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 22:52:24 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/18/18 10:33:12] Wordy [642/1027] has challenged Shmegma [266/686] in combat and won! 14 days, 21:38:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/18/18 17:33:55] Bot [7/1252] has challenged Wordy [180/1027] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:09:16 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/18/18 19:34:07] Shmegma [643/686] has challenged Wordy [386/1027] in combat and won! 13 days, 03:35:17 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/19/18 02:34:51] Wordy [291/1027] has challenged Anky [1062/1442] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:16:35 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/19/18 03:34:58] Shmegma [228/686] has challenged Wordy [260/1027] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:57:56 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/19/18 03:58:33] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/19/18 08:35:28] Wordy [529/1027] has challenged dick [970/1312] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:28:39 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/19/18 10:35:41] Anky [576/1442] has challenged Wordy [309/1027] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:02:01 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/19/18 13:35:57] Wordy [133/1027] has challenged Doody [558/773] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:56:58 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/19/18 14:56:03] Wordy discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:26:15 towards level 100.
[08/19/18 17:36:23] Wordy [86/1027] has challenged dick [688/1312] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:28:30 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/19/18 19:36:34] Wordy [826/1027] has challenged Anky [166/1442] in combat and won! 13 days, 13:18:21 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/19/18 19:36:34] Wordy has dealt Anky a Critical Strike! 3 days, 15:17:54 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/19/18 21:36:46] Wordy [979/1027] has challenged dick [76/1312] in combat and won! 8 days, 02:46:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/19/18 22:36:53] Wordy [427/1027] has challenged Anky [161/1442] in combat and won! 26 days, 18:33:52 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/19/18 23:36:59] Wordy [270/1027] has challenged Anky [1161/1442] in combat and lost! 11 days, 05:44:12 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/20/18 00:37:04] Wordy [672/1027] has challenged Bot [97/1252] in combat and won! 21 days, 22:54:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/20/18 01:37:11] Doody [71/773] has challenged Wordy [789/1027] in combat and lost! 7 days, 03:26:22 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/20/18 05:37:35] Doody [298/773] has challenged Wordy [851/1027] in combat and lost! 8 days, 02:52:48 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/20/18 06:37:42] Wordy [21/1027] has challenged Bot [83/1252] in combat and lost! 9 days, 00:07:36 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/20/18 07:37:48] Anky [395/1442] has challenged Wordy [124/1027] in combat and won! 22 days, 22:58:31 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/20/18 07:37:48] Anky has dealt Wordy a Critical Strike! 9 days, 09:19:00 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/20/18 08:37:55] Bot [265/1252] has challenged Wordy [692/1027] in combat and lost! 8 days, 10:46:12 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/20/18 10:38:07] Wordy [568/1027] has challenged Shmegma [40/686] in combat and won! 19 days, 05:59:20 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/20/18 15:38:36] Anky [697/1442] has challenged Wordy [18/1027] in combat and won! 13 days, 21:15:43 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/20/18 21:28:58] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/20/18 23:39:22] Doody [750/773] has challenged Wordy [112/1027] in combat and won! 14 days, 13:10:54 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/21/18 04:39:53] Wordy [563/1027] has challenged dick [818/1312] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:18:55 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/21/18 06:40:07] Wordy [691/1027] has challenged dick [1071/1312] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:14:47 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/21/18 09:40:26] Anky [1176/1442] has challenged Wordy [560/1027] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:37:42 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/21/18 12:35:49] Wordy got knocked up. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 01:58:41 from level 100.
[08/21/18 16:41:07] Anky [561/1442] has challenged Wordy [482/1027] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:20:26 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/21/18 17:15:40] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/21/18 20:39:07] Bart [15/789] has cum upon Wordy [784/1027] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:50:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/21/18 20:41:31] Wordy [574/1027] has challenged Shmegma [682/686] in combat and lost! 6 days, 11:39:39 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/22/18 03:20:46] Bot, Shmegma, and Wordy [1763/2965] have team battled Doody, Bart, and Anky [1521/3004] and won! 1 day, 22:37:35 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/18 04:00:05] Wordy was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:56:49 towards level 100.
[08/22/18 04:42:21] Bot [103/1252] has challenged Wordy [711/1027] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:55:13 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/22/18 09:42:52] Anky [1010/1442] has challenged Wordy [235/1027] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:31:25 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/22/18 13:43:16] Anky [1385/1442] has challenged Wordy [363/1027] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:22:22 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/22/18 17:43:42] Wordy [569/1027] has challenged Bot [1136/1252] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:58:03 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/22/18 21:44:07] Doody [777/781] has challenged Wordy [752/1027] in combat and won! 8 days, 14:05:07 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/22/18 22:35:00] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/22/18 23:24:35] Wordy had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:41:44 towards level 100.
[08/23/18 02:44:37] Wordy [530/1027] has challenged Shmegma [227/686] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:14:17 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/23/18 03:44:43] Bart [370/789] has challenged Wordy [103/1027] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:59:47 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/23/18 07:45:08] Wordy [86/1027] has challenged Anky [1243/1442] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:10:44 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/23/18 08:45:15] Shmegma [89/686] has challenged Wordy [677/1027] in combat and lost! 10 days, 19:10:14 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/23/18 11:45:33] Wordy [286/1027] has challenged Bot [825/1252] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:31:32 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/23/18 12:45:39] Wordy [136/1027] has challenged Anky [1194/1442] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:16:34 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/23/18 13:45:46] Bart [672/789] has challenged Wordy [572/1027] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:06:47 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/23/18 16:46:03] Bot [1195/1252] has challenged Wordy [891/1027] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:39:18 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/24/18 02:54:36] Wordy was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:38:47 towards level 100.
[08/24/18 04:47:14] Wordy [736/1027] has challenged Bot [909/1252] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:37:55 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/24/18 05:47:20] Wordy [462/1027] has challenged Bot [1085/1252] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:47:38 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/24/18 06:47:26] Wordy [597/1027] has challenged Anky [1232/1442] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:27:35 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/24/18 09:47:44] Wordy [154/1027] has challenged Shmegma [250/686] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:31:34 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/24/18 10:47:50] Shmegma [169/686] has challenged Wordy [453/1027] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:28:54 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/24/18 12:48:03] Wordy [302/1027] has challenged Bot [997/1252] in combat and lost! 8 days, 00:18:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/24/18 13:48:09] Wordy [947/1027] has challenged Bart [745/789] in combat and won! 13 days, 22:06:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/24/18 15:36:36] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/24/18 15:48:22] Bart [274/789] has challenged Wordy [35/1027] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:18:50 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/24/18 23:49:10] Wordy [339/1027] has challenged Shmegma [509/686] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:03:37 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/25/18 02:49:29] Wordy [90/1027] has challenged dick [27/1312] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:45:56 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/25/18 03:49:34] Wordy [249/1027] has challenged Bot [441/1252] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:13:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/25/18 07:49:59] Doody [653/781] has challenged Wordy [909/1027] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:04:01 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/25/18 10:51:33] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/25/18 11:37:58] Wordy tamed a wild horse and taught it to fuck other irpg players! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:08:00 towards level 100.
[08/25/18 11:50:24] Wordy [167/1027] has challenged Bart [248/789] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:02:45 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/25/18 12:50:30] Shmegma [73/686] has challenged Wordy [41/1027] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:14:12 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/25/18 15:04:53] Wordy [581/1027] has cum upon Doody [548/781] and taken them in the face! 6 days, 16:28:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/25/18 16:50:54] Anky [822/1442] has challenged Wordy [808/1027] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:51:58 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/25/18 20:51:18] Wordy [171/1027] has challenged Bart [682/739] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:46:04 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/25/18 21:51:25] Doody [70/781] has challenged Wordy [256/1027] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:34:56 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/26/18 00:51:44] Anky [1132/1442] has challenged Wordy [121/1027] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:50:36 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/26/18 04:00:27] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Anky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/26/18 07:52:27] Bot [987/1252] has challenged Wordy [268/1027] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:22:21 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/26/18 11:52:51] Wordy [832/1027] has challenged Anky [983/1442] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:49:51 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/26/18 12:52:57] Wordy [109/1027] has challenged Anky [715/1442] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:11:12 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/26/18 17:53:28] Bot [1015/1252] has challenged Wordy [966/1027] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:31:21 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/26/18 18:53:34] Shmegma [631/737] has challenged Wordy [993/1027] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:12:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/26/18 22:27:42] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/26/18 22:53:56] Wordy [332/1027] has challenged Doody [753/781] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:39:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/27/18 00:54:09] Shmegma [624/737] has challenged Wordy [338/1027] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:24:11 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/27/18 01:29:33] Wordy lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:00:34 from level 100.
[08/27/18 04:54:32] Wordy [35/1027] has challenged Bart [137/739] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:53:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/27/18 07:54:50] Doody [690/781] has challenged Wordy [524/1027] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:31:50 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/27/18 08:54:57] Wordy [773/1027] has challenged dick [305/1312] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:03:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/27/18 11:55:16] Bart [521/739] has challenged Wordy [6/1027] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:09:51 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/27/18 16:24:11] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/27/18 18:55:59] Wordy [728/1027] has challenged Bart [163/739] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:24:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/27/18 20:56:11] Wordy [136/1027] has challenged Doody [368/781] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:33:17 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/27/18 21:02:09] Wordy grew a third nipple! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:54:56 towards level 100.
[08/28/18 02:56:49] Wordy [292/1027] has challenged Bot [246/1252] in combat and won! 20 days, 18:34:17 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/28/18 05:57:08] Shmegma [315/737] has challenged Wordy [73/1027] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:23:01 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/28/18 09:57:32] Wordy [1019/1027] has challenged Bart [426/739] in combat and won! 13 days, 02:21:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/28/18 12:57:50] Wordy [604/1027] has challenged Bot [1014/1260] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:04:34 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/28/18 13:57:56] Wordy [828/1027] has challenged Anky [1060/1442] in combat and lost! 8 days, 06:18:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/28/18 16:46:04] Wordy slipped a mickey to Anky and stole her level 55 shield while they were passed out! Wordy leaves her old level 33 shield behind, which Anky then takes. Also Anky wakes up with a really sore asshole.
[08/28/18 23:58:55] Wordy [214/1047] has challenged Shmegma [655/737] in combat and lost! 8 days, 16:37:27 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/29/18 01:59:08] Wordy [664/1047] has challenged Bart [306/739] in combat and won! 15 days, 02:17:04 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/29/18 03:59:20] Doody [690/781] has challenged Wordy [148/1047] in combat and won! 13 days, 09:32:11 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/29/18 03:59:20] In the lemon party, Wordy dropped her level 55 shield! Doody picks it up, tossing her old level 40 shield to Wordy.
[08/29/18 04:59:26] Doody [180/796] has challenged Wordy [244/1034] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:24:27 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/29/18 07:05:27] Bot [973/1260] has cum upon Wordy [179/1034] and taken them in the face! 13 days, 09:22:25 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/29/18 09:59:58] Wordy [249/1034] has challenged Anky [1048/1417] in combat and lost! 18 days, 20:39:19 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/29/18 14:00:20] Wordy [169/1034] has challenged Bot [676/1260] in combat and lost! 19 days, 22:38:50 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/29/18 22:01:08] Shmegma [725/737] has challenged Wordy [786/1034] in combat and lost! 11 days, 02:19:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/30/18 01:01:26] Wordy [944/1034] has challenged Doody [33/796] in combat and won! 51 days, 23:44:54 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/30/18 05:01:51] Wordy [307/1034] has challenged Shmegma [392/737] in combat and lost! 25 days, 09:41:15 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/30/18 07:02:03] Wordy [126/1034] has challenged Shmegma [565/737] in combat and lost! 28 days, 16:41:11 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/30/18 18:03:08] Wordy [797/1034] has challenged Bot [1248/1260] in combat and lost! 32 days, 08:46:59 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/30/18 20:18:12] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/30/18 20:18:18] Shmegma [257/744] has cum upon Wordy [305/1034] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 00:32:26 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/31/18 02:03:57] Wordy [219/1034] has challenged dick [620/1290] in combat and lost! 21 days, 01:39:28 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/31/18 14:05:09] Wordy [644/1034] has challenged Shmegma [390/744] in combat and won! 50 days, 21:02:51 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/31/18 15:05:16] Bot [148/1260] has challenged Wordy [682/1034] in combat and lost! 7 days, 15:11:02 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/31/18 16:05:22] Wordy [407/1034] has challenged Bart [109/739] in combat and won! 36 days, 01:25:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/31/18 19:05:40] Wordy [75/1034] has challenged Doody [722/796] in combat and lost! 17 days, 07:02:50 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/31/18 21:05:53] Doody [743/796] has challenged Wordy [551/1034] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:41:32 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/31/18 21:05:53] Doody has dealt Wordy a Critical Strike! 30 days, 15:38:11 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/31/18 23:06:05] Doody [716/796] has challenged Wordy [108/1034] in combat and won! 9 days, 02:55:31 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/01/18 00:06:10] Bot [741/1260] has challenged Wordy [882/1034] in combat and lost! 8 days, 15:34:03 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/01/18 01:06:16] Wordy [179/1034] has challenged Shmegma [506/744] in combat and lost! 24 days, 22:26:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/01/18 04:06:34] Anky [742/1417] has challenged Wordy [930/1034] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:26:23 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/01/18 08:06:59] Wordy [53/1034] has challenged Doody [778/796] in combat and lost! 25 days, 23:22:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/01/18 11:07:17] Wordy [933/1034] has challenged Bart [524/739] in combat and won! 48 days, 11:02:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/01/18 12:07:23] Wordy [653/1034] has challenged Anky [764/1417] in combat and lost! 27 days, 03:09:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/01/18 12:12:09] Shmegma [731/744] has cum upon Wordy [633/1034] and taken them in the face! 7 days, 10:30:58 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/01/18 12:41:17] Doody, Wordy, and Bart [2088/2569] have team battled Anky, Shmegma, and Bot [3075/3421] and lost! 3 days, 13:47:08 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/18 14:07:34] Shmegma [572/744] has challenged Wordy [89/1034] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:12:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/01/18 17:07:53] Bart [205/739] has challenged Wordy [206/1034] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:09:29 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/01/18 20:08:11] Wordy [814/1034] has challenged Bot [170/1260] in combat and won! 53 days, 19:13:24 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/01/18 21:08:16] Shmegma [220/744] has challenged Wordy [494/1034] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:52:21 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/02/18 00:08:35] Anky [204/1417] has challenged Wordy [440/1034] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:44:58 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/02/18 01:08:41] Wordy [733/1034] has challenged Bot [85/1260] in combat and won! 40 days, 20:07:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/02/18 12:09:47] Bot [552/1260] has challenged Wordy [45/1034] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:24:37 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/02/18 12:10:50] Wordy had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 07:24:58 towards level 100.
[09/02/18 18:10:24] Wordy [638/1034] has challenged dick [312/1290] in combat and won! 23 days, 15:51:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/02/18 21:10:42] Wordy [970/1034] has challenged Shmegma [176/744] in combat and won! 20 days, 19:03:16 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/02/18 22:10:49] Shmegma [97/744] has challenged Wordy [1006/1034] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:22:23 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/02/18 23:12:49] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/02/18 23:13:01] Bot [1139/1260] has cum upon Wordy [159/1034] and taken them in the face! 2 days, 14:37:32 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/02/18 23:13:13] Wordy [909/1034] has cum upon Doody [564/796] and taken them in the face! 11 days, 14:21:16 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/03/18 02:11:13] Wordy [834/1034] has challenged Bot [671/1260] in combat and won! 10 days, 10:36:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/03/18 08:11:47] Bot [785/1260] has challenged Wordy [652/1034] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:24:26 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/03/18 10:11:59] Wordy [182/1034] has challenged Shmegma [435/744] in combat and lost! 13 days, 23:05:58 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/03/18 15:12:29] Bart [631/826] has challenged Wordy [33/1034] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:19:47 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/03/18 21:13:05] Wordy [801/1034] has challenged dick [1192/1261] in combat and lost! 12 days, 02:10:37 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/03/18 22:13:12] Wordy [107/1034] has challenged Bart [518/826] in combat and lost! 14 days, 15:00:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/04/18 00:13:25] Bot [435/1260] has challenged Wordy [475/1034] in combat and lost! 9 days, 22:27:23 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/04/18 02:13:38] Doody [676/808] has challenged Wordy [783/1034] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:34:56 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/04/18 04:13:50] Wordy [836/1034] has challenged Bart [448/812] in combat and won! 29 days, 11:11:16 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/04/18 12:14:39] Wordy [286/1034] has challenged Bart [526/812] in combat and lost! 12 days, 22:16:52 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/04/18 14:14:51] Wordy [179/1034] has challenged Shmegma [673/744] in combat and lost! 16 days, 22:46:19 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/04/18 15:14:58] Wordy [152/1034] has challenged dick [1075/1261] in combat and lost! 14 days, 17:28:42 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/04/18 17:43:24] Bart, Anky, and Shmegma [1860/2887] have team battled Bot, Wordy, and Doody [1348/3102] and won! 2 days, 04:30:07 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/18 17:44:09] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/04/18 18:04:15] Bart [31/812] has cum upon Wordy [535/1034] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:00:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/04/18 18:15:15] Wordy [767/1034] has challenged Bot [969/1260] in combat and lost! 15 days, 18:47:45 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/04/18 20:15:28] Wordy [598/1034] has challenged Shmegma [363/744] in combat and won! 30 days, 03:56:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/04/18 23:15:45] Wordy [162/1034] has challenged Bart [212/812] in combat and lost! 11 days, 18:00:12 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/05/18 02:16:03] Anky [252/1331] has challenged Wordy [962/1034] in combat and lost! 12 days, 15:37:21 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/05/18 04:16:15] Bart [65/812] has challenged Wordy [308/1034] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:39:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/05/18 07:16:32] Wordy [66/1034] has challenged Doody [210/808] in combat and lost! 14 days, 04:31:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/05/18 08:16:39] Bot [1099/1260] has challenged Wordy [624/1034] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:16:29 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/05/18 10:16:50] Shmegma [400/744] has challenged Wordy [207/1034] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:05:29 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/05/18 16:17:23] Wordy [2/1034] has challenged Shmegma [305/744] in combat and lost! 17 days, 03:59:28 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/05/18 23:18:05] Wordy [37/1034] has challenged Bot [520/1260] in combat and lost! 19 days, 08:38:19 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/06/18 01:18:17] Wordy [385/1034] has challenged Doody [335/808] in combat and won! 35 days, 07:43:24 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/06/18 02:18:24] Wordy [211/1034] has challenged dick [484/1261] in combat and lost! 13 days, 06:48:19 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/06/18 02:41:50] Wordy got kicked right in the snatch. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 18:23:17 from level 100.
[09/06/18 14:19:33] Wordy [791/1034] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [384/1105] in combat and won! 30 days, 21:02:44 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/06/18 14:29:58] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/06/18 16:19:45] Wordy [721/1034] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [985/1105] in combat and lost! 10 days, 04:19:45 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/06/18 19:20:04] Wordy [653/1034] has challenged Bart [556/812] in combat and won! 20 days, 12:30:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/06/18 23:20:29] Bart [787/812] has challenged Wordy [100/1034] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:53:11 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/07/18 05:21:06] Bart [529/812] has challenged Wordy [256/1034] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:40:53 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/07/18 06:21:11] Wordy [597/1034] has challenged Bart [67/812] in combat and won! 31 days, 06:13:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/07/18 12:21:48] Wordy [462/1034] has challenged Doody [583/808] in combat and lost! 14 days, 23:23:07 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/07/18 15:22:06] Wordy [498/1034] has challenged Bart [700/812] in combat and lost! 15 days, 08:38:18 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/07/18 16:22:12] Wordy [821/1034] has challenged dick [1121/1261] in combat and lost! 15 days, 11:53:22 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/08/18 03:23:16] Wordy [493/1034] has challenged Shmegma [144/744] in combat and won! 37 days, 09:32:54 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/08/18 06:23:34] Wordy [880/1034] has challenged Bart [189/812] in combat and won! 26 days, 11:50:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/08/18 09:23:52] Wordy [247/1034] has challenged dick [1062/1261] in combat and lost! 10 days, 14:02:11 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/08/18 10:23:58] Anky [1053/1331] has challenged Wordy [917/1034] in combat and won! 26 days, 01:45:32 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/08/18 14:24:22] Bot [557/1260] has challenged Wordy [156/1034] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:24:47 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/08/18 18:24:44] Wordy [692/1034] has challenged Anky [318/1337] in combat and won! 29 days, 00:20:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/08/18 23:15:44] Wordy spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on her tunic! Wordy's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/08/18 23:25:14] Wordy [949/1027] has challenged dick [170/1238] in combat and won! 17 days, 08:48:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/09/18 03:17:05] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/09/18 03:22:30] Bart [158/812] has cum upon Wordy [162/1027] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:59:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/09/18 05:25:51] Wordy [634/1027] has challenged Bart [40/812] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:04:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/09/18 11:26:28] Wordy [761/1027] has challenged dick [886/1238] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:01:44 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/09/18 13:26:39] Wordy [179/1027] has challenged Bart [573/812] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:36:17 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/09/18 14:26:45] Doody [382/808] has challenged Wordy [319/1027] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:35:32 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/09/18 15:26:52] Wordy [681/1027] has challenged Bot [129/1237] in combat and won! 12 days, 01:10:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/09/18 18:27:10] Anky [816/1337] has challenged Wordy [879/1027] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:02:57 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/10/18 00:55:47] Anky [463/1337] has cum upon Wordy [900/1027] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:38:11 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/10/18 01:27:53] Wordy [88/1027] has challenged dick [769/1238] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:34:19 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/10/18 02:27:58] Wordy [31/1027] has challenged dick [1191/1238] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:31:44 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/10/18 19:29:43] Wordy [964/1027] has challenged Shmegma [390/770] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:06:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/10/18 21:29:54] Wordy [530/1027] has challenged Bart [657/812] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:15:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/10/18 22:30:00] Bot [235/1237] has challenged Wordy [104/1027] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:32:32 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/11/18 00:30:13] Doody [480/808] has challenged Wordy [950/1027] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:35:02 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/11/18 01:30:20] Doody [537/808] has challenged Wordy [395/1027] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:17:42 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/11/18 02:30:25] Bart [754/812] has challenged Wordy [207/1027] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:33:16 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/11/18 03:54:11] Wordy had a hot threesome! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:27:08 towards level 100.
[09/11/18 04:30:36] Shmegma [576/770] has challenged Wordy [873/1027] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:55:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/11/18 05:30:42] Shmegma [169/770] has challenged Wordy [347/1027] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:16:58 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/11/18 06:33:01] Bot [872/1237] has challenged Wordy [93/1027] in combat and won! 21 days, 09:41:16 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/11/18 09:18:27] Shmegma [573/770] has cum upon Wordy [444/1027] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 19:27:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/11/18 09:28:14] Shmegma [375/770] has cum upon Wordy [265/1027] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 08:59:02 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/11/18 11:31:20] Wordy [609/1027] has challenged Bart [625/812] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:41:22 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/11/18 15:46:42] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/11/18 16:31:49] Wordy [979/1027] has challenged Bot [731/1237] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:46:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/11/18 20:47:54] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 5 days, 13:44:05 toward level 100.
[09/11/18 21:32:19] Bart [574/812] has challenged Wordy [275/1027] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:02:15 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/12/18 03:32:56] Anky [399/1337] has challenged Wordy [740/1027] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:53:04 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/12/18 04:33:02] Wordy [65/1027] has challenged Bart [684/812] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:00:59 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/12/18 06:33:15] Bot [912/1237] has challenged Wordy [1013/1027] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:18:34 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/12/18 07:33:21] Wordy [423/1027] has challenged Bart [205/812] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:10:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/12/18 14:27:15] Wordy got pimpslapped by Wordy. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:44:42 from level 100.
[09/12/18 19:34:33] Doody [762/808] has challenged Wordy [104/1027] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:03:45 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/12/18 19:34:33] Doody has dealt Wordy a Critical Strike! 2 days, 03:21:55 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/12/18 23:34:56] Wordy [421/1027] has challenged Bart [795/812] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:52:38 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/13/18 00:35:02] Shmegma [671/770] has challenged Wordy [681/1027] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:49 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/13/18 04:35:28] Bot [1074/1237] has challenged Wordy [963/1027] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:29:00 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/13/18 04:51:23] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/13/18 06:35:40] Wordy [804/1027] has challenged Bot [639/1237] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:30:52 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/13/18 08:35:52] Wordy [428/1027] has challenged Bart [525/812] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:25:55 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/13/18 09:35:57] Bart [411/812] has challenged Wordy [508/1027] in combat and lost! 16 days, 11:25:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/13/18 13:36:24] Bot [197/1237] has challenged Wordy [421/1027] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:21:46 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/13/18 14:36:30] Wordy [156/1027] has challenged Bart [537/812] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:40:42 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/13/18 15:36:36] Wordy [612/1027] has challenged Bot [154/1237] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:12:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/13/18 17:07:31] Shmegma [112/770] has challenged Wordy [945/1027] in combat and lost! 11 days, 15:29:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/14/18 04:37:56] Bot [1016/1237] has challenged Wordy [42/1027] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:07:38 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/14/18 05:38:02] Shmegma [414/804] has challenged Wordy [247/1027] in combat and won! 14 days, 06:58:33 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/14/18 05:47:26] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/14/18 09:02:55] Anky [601/1337] has cum upon Wordy [783/1027] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:11:40 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/14/18 09:38:25] Wordy [866/1027] has challenged dick [1236/1238] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:59:23 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/14/18 11:38:38] Wordy [575/1027] has challenged Bot [217/1237] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:05:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/14/18 16:39:08] Wordy [533/1027] has challenged Shmegma [224/804] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:19:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/14/18 18:39:21] Wordy [826/1027] has challenged dick [380/1238] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:53:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/14/18 20:39:34] Bart [495/778] has challenged Wordy [899/1027] in combat and lost! 13 days, 00:42:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/14/18 23:03:26] Anky [936/1343] has challenged Wordy [357/1027] in combat and won! 22 days, 14:29:16 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/15/18 00:39:58] Bot [1169/1237] has challenged Wordy [717/1027] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:01:56 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/15/18 00:39:58] In the lemon party, Wordy dropped her level 62 pair of gloves! Bot picks it up, tossing her old level 43 pair of gloves to Wordy.
[09/15/18 04:40:24] Bart [19/778] has challenged Wordy [158/1010] in combat and lost! 12 days, 13:11:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/15/18 05:17:46] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/15/18 08:40:49] Bart [699/778] has challenged Wordy [620/1010] in combat and won! 18 days, 08:31:41 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/15/18 09:40:54] Anky [1224/1343] has challenged Wordy [127/1010] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:07:57 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/15/18 10:40:59] Wordy [196/1010] has challenged Bot [99/1256] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:40:26 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/15/18 12:41:12] Wordy [646/1010] has challenged Doody [565/808] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:17:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/15/18 15:41:28] Wordy [875/1010] has challenged Bot [1099/1298] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:21 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/15/18 16:41:35] Doody [49/808] has challenged Wordy [720/1010] in combat and lost! 8 days, 00:53:43 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/15/18 19:06:37] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Anky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/15/18 19:41:53] Anky [722/1343] has challenged Wordy [220/1010] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:33:27 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/15/18 21:42:04] Bart [189/778] has challenged Wordy [391/1010] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:41:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/15/18 22:42:10] Bart [48/778] has challenged Wordy [827/1010] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:17:30 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/16/18 01:59:14] Wordy was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:30 towards level 100.
[09/16/18 05:42:51] Doody [369/808] has challenged Wordy [607/1010] in combat and lost! 8 days, 12:48:39 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/16/18 08:21:45] Wordy [241/1010] has challenged Bart [157/778] in combat and won! 18 days, 05:40:24 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/16/18 15:33:00] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/16/18 19:44:14] Anky [1009/1343] has challenged Wordy [862/1010] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:21:03 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/17/18 01:44:51] Wordy [586/1010] has challenged Anky [1197/1343] in combat and lost! 7 days, 13:38:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/17/18 03:45:02] Doody [444/808] has challenged Wordy [558/1010] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:26:22 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/17/18 05:45:15] Doody [696/808] has challenged Wordy [221/1010] in combat and won! 10 days, 23:00:03 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/17/18 08:24:06] Doody, Anky, and Shmegma [594/2899] have team battled Bart, Wordy, and Bot [776/3086] and lost! 0 days, 12:23:10 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/18 08:25:00] Anky [191/1287] has cum upon Wordy [531/1010] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:24:08 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/17/18 12:35:28] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/17/18 13:46:02] Shmegma [187/804] has challenged Wordy [15/1010] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:15:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/17/18 14:46:08] Shmegma [255/804] has challenged Wordy [36/1010] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:11:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/17/18 15:46:15] Bart [625/778] has challenged Wordy [644/1010] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:20:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/17/18 17:46:26] Bot [238/1298] has challenged Wordy [870/1010] in combat and lost! 9 days, 14:12:02 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/17/18 19:46:38] Wordy [118/1010] has challenged Anky [1092/1287] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:09:28 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/17/18 21:46:50] Bot [1040/1298] has challenged Wordy [601/1010] in combat and won! 18 days, 12:14:14 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/17/18 22:46:56] Wordy [731/1010] has challenged Bot [587/1298] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:35:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/18/18 00:47:08] Wordy [955/1010] has challenged dick [289/1171] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:42:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/18/18 03:47:27] Wordy [744/1010] has challenged Bot [153/1025] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:26:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/18/18 05:47:39] Shmegma [531/1104] has challenged Wordy [855/1010] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:05:34 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/18/18 07:47:51] Anky [751/1287] has challenged Wordy [599/1010] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:28:14 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/18/18 08:47:56] Shmegma [165/1104] has challenged Wordy [750/1010] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:14:42 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/18/18 11:13:46] Wordy found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:40:26 towards level 101.
[09/18/18 11:48:16] Bart [318/778] has challenged Wordy [789/1010] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:57:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/18/18 12:48:22] Wordy [735/1010] has challenged Anky [647/1287] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:40:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/18/18 13:48:28] Anky [738/1287] has challenged Wordy [638/1010] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:32:23 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/18/18 16:30:41] Doody, Wordy, and Anky [2397/3105] have team battled Bart, Bot, and Shmegma [773/2907] and won! 3 days, 01:27:50 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/18 16:48:46] Shmegma [319/1104] has challenged Wordy [830/1010] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:16:38 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/18/18 17:19:55] Wordy was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:18:12 towards level 101.
[09/18/18 17:33:32] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/18/18 17:48:52] Wordy [342/1010] has challenged Bot [136/1025] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:22:10 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/18/18 18:48:58] Doody [347/808] has challenged Wordy [308/1010] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:00:44 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/19/18 02:49:47] Doody [532/808] has challenged Wordy [828/1010] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:15:05 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/19/18 04:39:31] Wordy was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:54:57 from level 101.
[09/19/18 07:50:19] Bart [104/778] has challenged Wordy [230/1010] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:02:21 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/19/18 08:50:25] Doody [89/808] has challenged Wordy [929/1010] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:47:20 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/19/18 10:50:37] Anky [698/1287] has challenged Wordy [812/1010] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:59:00 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/19/18 16:51:13] Wordy [327/1010] has challenged Doody [724/808] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:54:20 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/19/18 17:51:19] Bart [22/778] has challenged Wordy [908/1010] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:27:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/20/18 05:52:33] Wordy [168/1010] has challenged Bart [706/778] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:55:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/20/18 10:53:04] Wordy [519/1010] has challenged Bart [767/778] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:07:29 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/20/18 12:53:16] Wordy [934/1010] has challenged Shmegma [341/1104] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:17:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/20/18 12:53:16] Wordy has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 3 days, 23:19:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/20/18 13:53:22] Wordy [143/1010] has challenged Doody [122/808] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:42:47 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/20/18 16:53:40] Doody [655/808] has challenged Wordy [171/1010] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:19:58 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/20/18 18:53:52] Anky [660/1287] has challenged Wordy [946/1010] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:15:10 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/20/18 19:53:58] Wordy [472/1010] has challenged Bart [727/778] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:32:13 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/20/18 21:02:11] Bot, Shmegma, and Anky [355/3416] have team battled Bart, Doody, and Wordy [1199/2596] and lost! 2 days, 23:38:28 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/18 21:54:11] Bart [745/778] has challenged Wordy [369/1010] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:56:05 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/20/18 23:54:23] Wordy [224/1010] has challenged dick [321/1171] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:13:55 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/21/18 00:54:29] Wordy [917/1010] has challenged Doody [38/808] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:32:29 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/21/18 06:55:06] Wordy [941/1010] has challenged Doody [461/808] in combat and won! 19 days, 11:17:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/21/18 10:55:30] Wordy [374/1010] has challenged dick [307/1171] in combat and won! 13 days, 18:32:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/21/18 16:50:47] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 1 day, 02:19:31 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[09/21/18 19:56:23] Wordy [877/1010] has challenged dick [1010/1171] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:56:59 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/22/18 04:16:08] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/22/18 07:57:33] Shmegma [69/1104] has challenged Wordy [402/1010] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:01:05 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/22/18 11:57:58] Bot [744/1016] has challenged Wordy [546/1010] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:40:58 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/22/18 19:58:48] Wordy [821/1010] has challenged Bart [9/778] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:37:32 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/22/18 21:54:12] Wordy slipped and dropped her charm in a dirty bog! Wordy's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/22/18 22:59:05] Bot [871/1016] has challenged Wordy [593/1004] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:44:06 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/23/18 00:21:55] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/23/18 00:21:58] Wordy [385/1004] has cum upon Doody [640/808] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:35:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/23/18 02:59:28] Wordy [901/1004] has challenged dick [61/1171] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:18:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/23/18 04:59:40] Wordy [514/1004] has challenged Anky [570/1287] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:32:00 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/23/18 07:59:59] Doody [235/808] has challenged Wordy [824/1004] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:34:55 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/23/18 11:20:49] Wordy grew a third nipple! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:26:51 towards level 101.
[09/23/18 16:00:48] Wordy [519/1004] has challenged Anky [1036/1287] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:04:57 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/23/18 19:13:24] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/23/18 20:01:14] Shmegma [465/1104] has challenged Wordy [0/1004] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:03:54 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/23/18 22:01:26] Anky [387/1287] has challenged Wordy [210/1004] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:55:06 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/24/18 02:01:49] Wordy [622/1004] has challenged Bot [811/1016] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:53:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/24/18 06:02:14] Doody [12/808] has challenged Wordy [966/1004] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:50:24 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/24/18 10:25:34] Bot [650/1127] has challenged Wordy [487/1004] in combat and won! 22 days, 19:05:30 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/24/18 13:02:56] Wordy [28/1004] has challenged Bot [41/1127] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:59:33 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/24/18 15:54:14] Wordy got his dick stuck in a hoover!. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:41:09 from level 101.
[09/24/18 16:11:24] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/24/18 20:03:39] Anky [1280/1282] has challenged Wordy [215/1004] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:41:15 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/24/18 21:40:06] Wordy found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:30:48 towards level 101.
[09/24/18 22:03:50] Wordy [468/1004] has challenged Bot [179/1127] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:18:24 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/25/18 00:04:02] Wordy [469/1004] has challenged Anky [477/1282] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:28:06 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/25/18 02:04:14] Wordy [742/1004] has challenged Bot [187/1127] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:05:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/25/18 03:04:20] Wordy [235/1004] has challenged dick [877/1167] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:07:42 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/25/18 04:04:26] Wordy [504/1004] has challenged dick [95/1167] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:40:56 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/25/18 05:04:32] Doody [146/808] has challenged Wordy [52/1004] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:40:03 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/25/18 05:04:32] Doody has dealt Wordy a Critical Strike! 1 day, 17:46:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/25/18 06:04:38] Bot [713/1127] has challenged Wordy [403/1004] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:22:08 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/25/18 11:05:09] Wordy [791/1004] has challenged dick [545/1167] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:17:53 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/25/18 14:13:52] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/25/18 14:15:19] Anky [50/1282] has cum upon Wordy [212/1004] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:09:02 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/25/18 17:05:44] Wordy [327/1004] has challenged Bot [766/1127] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:54:50 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/25/18 18:05:50] Bart [348/778] has challenged Wordy [713/1004] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:14:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/25/18 22:05:36] Anky [1189/1282] has challenged Wordy [228/1004] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:55:48 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/25/18 22:56:35] Wordy found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:17:02 towards level 101.
[09/25/18 23:05:42] Wordy [994/1004] has challenged dick [76/1167] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:53:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/26/18 01:11:32] Doody [482/808] has challenged Wordy [1000/1004] in combat and lost! 11 days, 05:24:40 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/26/18 02:06:01] Bot [887/1127] has challenged Wordy [820/1004] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:19:38 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/26/18 05:06:21] Anky [378/1282] has challenged Wordy [44/1004] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:54:19 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/26/18 06:06:27] Anky [1274/1282] has challenged Wordy [813/1004] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:40:43 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/26/18 09:06:45] Doody [92/808] has challenged Wordy [100/1004] in combat and lost! 14 days, 00:38:10 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/26/18 09:58:21] Wordy was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:39:27 from level 101.
[09/26/18 15:07:22] Wordy [591/1004] has challenged Doody [467/808] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:33:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/26/18 17:07:34] Wordy [991/1004] has challenged dick [461/1167] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:08:06 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/26/18 23:08:08] Bot [481/1127] has challenged Wordy [545/1004] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:09:41 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/27/18 01:08:21] Shmegma [323/1114] has challenged Wordy [501/1004] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:06:06 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/27/18 02:44:47] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/27/18 02:44:59] Wordy [523/1004] has cum upon Bart [47/778] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 10:02:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/27/18 03:08:34] Shmegma [231/1114] has challenged Wordy [553/1004] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:33:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/27/18 03:26:48] Bot [85/1127] has cum upon Wordy [149/1004] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:43:07 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/27/18 05:08:47] Bart [378/778] has challenged Wordy [737/1004] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:14:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/27/18 06:08:55] Wordy [406/1004] has challenged Bot [819/1127] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:08:42 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/27/18 07:09:01] Bart [184/778] has challenged Wordy [251/1004] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:01:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/27/18 09:09:13] Bart [769/778] has challenged Wordy [667/1004] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:17:20 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/27/18 13:09:37] Wordy [671/1004] has challenged Anky [674/1282] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:01 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/27/18 16:09:56] Wordy [240/1004] has challenged Bot [216/1127] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:11:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/27/18 18:10:10] Wordy [21/1004] has challenged Doody [481/808] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:04:05 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/27/18 20:10:23] Anky [1016/1282] has challenged Wordy [315/1004] in combat and won! 14 days, 09:11:44 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/27/18 20:23:34] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 08:27:07 toward level 101.
[09/27/18 22:32:38] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Anky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/27/18 22:32:41] Anky [182/1282] has cum upon Wordy [26/1004] and taken them in the face! 8 days, 01:43:40 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/27/18 23:10:42] Bot [627/1127] has challenged Wordy [818/1004] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:12:17 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/28/18 01:10:55] Anky [696/1282] has challenged Wordy [198/1004] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:38:11 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/28/18 10:11:53] Bot [968/1127] has challenged Wordy [144/1004] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:24:47 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/28/18 10:24:00] Wordy [926/1004] has challenged Anky [1054/1282] in combat and lost! 13 days, 19:51:18 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/28/18 15:12:23] Wordy [221/1004] has challenged Shmegma [1087/1114] in combat and lost! 13 days, 18:07:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/28/18 19:12:49] Wordy [590/1004] has challenged Bart [729/778] in combat and lost! 13 days, 03:12:30 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/28/18 23:18:13] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Anky have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/29/18 04:13:44] Shmegma [712/1114] has challenged Wordy [470/1004] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:18:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/29/18 11:14:27] Wordy [896/1004] has challenged Anky [980/1282] in combat and lost! 14 days, 19:34:57 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/29/18 13:14:41] Wordy [631/1004] has challenged dick [894/1167] in combat and lost! 11 days, 08:24:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/29/18 14:14:47] Wordy [774/1004] has challenged Shmegma [301/1114] in combat and won! 28 days, 16:58:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/29/18 15:14:52] Wordy [478/1004] has challenged Shmegma [1004/1114] in combat and lost! 12 days, 11:43:24 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/29/18 17:15:04] Wordy [80/1004] has challenged Shmegma [630/1114] in combat and lost! 14 days, 02:25:37 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/29/18 21:15:28] Wordy [891/1004] has challenged Anky [575/1282] in combat and won! 31 days, 19:48:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/29/18 23:38:35] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 47 days, 22:54:14 toward level 102.
[09/30/18 04:16:12] Wordy [592/1004] has challenged Anky [773/1282] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:23:52 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/30/18 04:57:52] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 23:21:13 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[09/30/18 05:44:24] Wordy found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:24:57 towards level 102.
[09/30/18 06:16:26] Anky [223/1282] has challenged Wordy [540/1004] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:48 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/30/18 09:16:45] Wordy [61/1004] has challenged Bot [347/1127] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:08:37 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/30/18 10:16:51] Anky [316/1282] has challenged Wordy [806/1004] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:04:09 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/30/18 11:16:57] Wordy [126/1004] has challenged Doody [106/808] in combat and won! 11 days, 15:16:46 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/30/18 12:17:04] Wordy [397/1004] has challenged dick [897/1167] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:55:01 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/30/18 15:17:23] Wordy [90/1004] has challenged Doody [468/808] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:12:35 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/30/18 17:17:36] Wordy [267/1004] has challenged Doody [165/808] in combat and won! 11 days, 02:55:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/30/18 22:10:46] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/01/18 00:18:22] Wordy [474/1004] has challenged Doody [35/808] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:52:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/01/18 06:19:01] Wordy [87/1004] has challenged Anky [0/1282] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:12:17 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/01/18 07:19:07] Shmegma [770/1114] has challenged Wordy [885/1004] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:22:14 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/01/18 08:19:13] Doody [599/808] has challenged Wordy [93/1004] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:13:53 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/01/18 09:19:20] Wordy [582/1004] has challenged Shmegma [275/1114] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:44:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/01/18 14:19:51] Anky [185/1282] has challenged Wordy [498/1004] in combat and lost! 8 days, 01:22:22 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/01/18 19:20:21] Bot [66/1133] has challenged Wordy [948/1004] in combat and lost! 18 days, 06:59:20 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/02/18 01:20:58] Wordy [834/1004] has challenged Anky [802/1282] in combat and won! 28 days, 09:14:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/02/18 02:21:04] Anky [6/1282] has challenged Wordy [221/1004] in combat and lost! 39 days, 12:19:00 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/02/18 05:21:24] Anky [541/1282] has challenged Wordy [753/1004] in combat and lost! 50 days, 21:10:57 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/02/18 08:21:43] Doody [26/801] has challenged Wordy [779/1004] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:41:51 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/02/18 11:22:02] squirtingbuffalo [388/1105] has challenged Wordy [652/1004] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:33:04 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[10/02/18 13:18:44] Wordy [1003/1004] has cum upon Bart [521/778] and taken them in the face! 16 days, 01:23:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/02/18 15:22:27] Anky [1149/1290] has challenged Wordy [895/1004] in combat and won! 64 days, 13:02:27 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/02/18 16:22:34] Doody [93/801] has challenged Wordy [437/1004] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:55:55 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/02/18 17:22:40] Wordy [652/1004] has challenged Doody [64/801] in combat and won! 14 days, 02:15:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/03/18 00:23:25] Bart [128/778] has challenged Wordy [863/1004] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:47:07 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/03/18 02:23:38] Wordy [197/1004] has challenged Doody [103/801] in combat and won! 32 days, 06:14:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/03/18 05:23:56] Anky [136/1290] has challenged Wordy [420/1004] in combat and lost! 47 days, 20:48:09 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/03/18 08:31:18] Wordy got hooked on meth . This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 20:20:05 from level 102.
[10/03/18 10:24:26] Doody [79/801] has challenged Wordy [568/1004] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:05:16 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/03/18 11:24:32] Bot [1006/1133] has challenged Wordy [924/1004] in combat and won! 20 days, 23:00:35 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/03/18 12:24:38] Wordy [701/1004] has challenged dick [83/1174] in combat and won! 24 days, 03:52:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/03/18 14:24:51] Doody [466/801] has challenged Wordy [122/1004] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:51:20 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/03/18 15:24:57] Shmegma [88/1114] has challenged Wordy [562/1004] in combat and lost! 8 days, 13:47:48 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/03/18 17:54:28] Anky [1189/1290] has challenged Wordy [856/1004] in combat and won! 84 days, 15:40:03 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/03/18 20:54:45] Anky [302/1290] has challenged Wordy [808/1004] in combat and lost! 37 days, 11:55:27 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/03/18 22:54:57] Wordy [646/1004] has challenged dick [399/1174] in combat and won! 19 days, 05:48:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/04/18 02:55:22] Wordy [688/1004] has challenged Bot [637/1133] in combat and won! 19 days, 04:48:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/04/18 08:56:00] Wordy [119/1004] has challenged Anky [675/1290] in combat and lost! 8 days, 14:27:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/04/18 16:56:48] Wordy [661/1004] has challenged dick [76/1174] in combat and won! 13 days, 02:58:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/04/18 17:57:27] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/04/18 22:57:25] Wordy [231/1004] has challenged Bart [129/782] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:49:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/05/18 00:57:37] Wordy [641/1004] has challenged dick [549/1174] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:51:56 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/05/18 03:57:55] Wordy [77/1004] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [171/1105] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:36:37 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/05/18 05:58:07] Wordy [465/1004] has challenged Doody [234/801] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:12:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/05/18 06:58:13] Shmegma [454/1114] has challenged Wordy [775/1004] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:26:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/05/18 07:58:20] Shmegma [65/1114] has challenged Wordy [773/1004] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:49:05 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/05/18 11:58:43] Wordy [736/1004] has challenged Shmegma [1011/1114] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:08:57 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/05/18 12:20:24] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/05/18 14:09:37] Shmegma [370/1114] has cum upon Wordy [538/1004] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:13:23 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/05/18 14:09:40] Shmegma [745/1114] has cum upon Wordy [167/1004] and taken them in the face! 8 days, 09:59:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/05/18 14:11:34] Shmegma [658/1114] has cum upon Wordy [343/1004] and taken them in the face! 6 days, 07:29:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/05/18 17:59:21] Bart [291/782] has challenged Wordy [737/1004] in combat and lost! 9 days, 08:22:07 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/05/18 19:59:33] Wordy [968/1004] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [722/1105] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:39:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/06/18 02:00:10] Wordy [395/1004] has challenged Doody [642/801] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:55:02 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/06/18 02:51:52] Doody, Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/06/18 04:00:21] Doody [628/801] has challenged Wordy [698/1004] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:04:39 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/06/18 05:00:27] Bot [526/1133] has challenged Wordy [684/1004] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:13:31 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/06/18 15:01:25] Anky [1103/1290] has challenged Wordy [790/1004] in combat and won! 19 days, 09:02:14 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/06/18 16:01:31] Wordy [106/1004] has challenged Shmegma [48/1107] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:05:28 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/06/18 17:01:37] Wordy [408/1004] has challenged dick [362/1174] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:42:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/06/18 18:01:43] Wordy [643/1004] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [85/1105] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:21:47 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/06/18 19:01:49] Wordy [921/1004] has challenged Shmegma [10/1107] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:32:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/07/18 02:02:32] Wordy [652/1004] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [747/1105] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:06:30 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/07/18 03:02:39] Wordy [969/1004] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [136/1105] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:12:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/07/18 06:02:58] Wordy [714/1004] has challenged Doody [690/807] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:06:54 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/07/18 08:03:09] Wordy [832/1004] has challenged Anky [791/1290] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:15:22 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/07/18 12:03:33] Bart [495/782] has challenged Wordy [70/1004] in combat and won! 15 days, 10:49:21 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/07/18 17:04:03] Wordy [760/1004] has challenged Bot [639/1133] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:36:06 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/07/18 19:04:16] Wordy [138/1004] has challenged Anky [766/1290] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:34:12 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/07/18 20:04:22] Wordy [78/1004] has challenged Anky [1008/1290] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:57:19 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/07/18 23:47:28] Anky, Wordy, and Doody [2880/3101] have team battled Bart, Shmegma, and Bot [1998/3022] and won! 0 days, 05:19:17 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/18 00:04:42] Bot [516/1133] has challenged Wordy [123/1004] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:44:37 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/08/18 05:05:12] Wordy [114/1004] has challenged Shmegma [607/1107] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:43 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/08/18 05:47:27] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/08/18 07:05:24] Wordy [47/1004] has challenged Shmegma [469/1107] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:31:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/08/18 14:06:03] Wordy [712/1004] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [918/1105] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:41:09 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/08/18 19:49:53] Shmegma, Wordy, and squirtingbuffalo [2374/3216] have team battled Bot, Doody, and Anky [1012/3230] and won! 0 days, 00:14:18 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/18 20:47:05] Wordy [703/1004] has challenged Bart [353/782] in combat and won! 18 days, 15:16:24 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/09/18 01:07:11] Anky [36/1290] has challenged Wordy [458/1004] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:05:38 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/09/18 01:23:51] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/09/18 02:07:17] squirtingbuffalo [645/1105] has challenged Wordy [79/1004] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:07:04 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[10/09/18 03:07:23] Wordy [101/1004] has challenged Doody [495/807] in combat and lost! 6 days, 16:23:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/09/18 06:07:41] Wordy [249/1004] has challenged Bot [10/1133] in combat and won! 15 days, 13:30:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/09/18 07:48:57] Wordy got caught fucking livestock. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:30:23 from level 103.
[10/09/18 10:08:06] Bart [283/782] has challenged Wordy [809/1004] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:40:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/09/18 13:08:24] Wordy [620/1004] has challenged Shmegma [739/1107] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:23:30 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/09/18 15:08:35] Wordy [207/1004] has challenged Shmegma [743/1107] in combat and lost! 7 days, 08:27:44 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/09/18 16:08:42] Wordy [968/1004] has challenged Bot [873/1133] in combat and won! 15 days, 23:12:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/09/18 17:08:48] Wordy [721/1004] has challenged Anky [1112/1290] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:17:48 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/09/18 19:09:00] Doody [170/807] has challenged Wordy [566/1004] in combat and lost! 14 days, 07:00:46 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/10/18 05:17:38] Wordy got hooked on meth . This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:58:02 from level 103.
[10/10/18 14:10:58] Wordy [221/1004] has challenged Bart [392/782] in combat and lost! 18 days, 18:53:20 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/10/18 16:11:10] Wordy [579/1004] has challenged Doody [11/807] in combat and won! 41 days, 16:31:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/10/18 19:11:28] Wordy [342/1004] has challenged Bart [476/782] in combat and lost! 16 days, 05:52:37 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/10/18 19:33:42] Wordy was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 18 days, 00:43:22 towards level 103.
[10/11/18 01:58:39] Wordy found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 17:40:56 towards level 103.
[10/11/18 03:12:17] Wordy [761/1004] has challenged Bart [504/782] in combat and won! 27 days, 08:45:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/11/18 08:12:47] Wordy [339/1004] has challenged Bot [710/1133] in combat and lost! 15 days, 07:05:02 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/11/18 10:12:59] Doody [326/807] has challenged Wordy [82/1004] in combat and won! 14 days, 16:21:25 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/11/18 13:09:08] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/11/18 13:09:38] Shmegma [378/1107] has cum upon Wordy [456/1004] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:04:20 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/11/18 13:09:53] Anky [329/1290] has cum upon Wordy [477/1004] and been defeated in combat! 16 days, 14:34:22 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/11/18 13:13:17] Wordy [737/1004] has challenged Anky [1044/1290] in combat and lost! 13 days, 23:42:32 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/11/18 18:13:45] Shmegma [80/1107] has challenged Wordy [172/1004] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:11:33 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/11/18 20:13:57] Wordy [59/1004] has challenged Bot [672/1133] in combat and lost! 14 days, 23:20:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/12/18 00:14:22] Wordy [667/1008] has challenged Doody [630/807] in combat and won! 26 days, 18:51:41 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/12/18 03:05:51] Doody, Bart, and Wordy [1202/2597] have team battled Anky, Bot, and Shmegma [1566/3530] and lost! 4 days, 01:41:47 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/18 05:14:51] Wordy [702/1008] has challenged Anky [335/1290] in combat and won! 25 days, 16:42:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/12/18 05:34:05] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/12/18 07:15:04] Doody [749/807] has challenged Wordy [782/1008] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:48:52 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/12/18 16:15:59] Anky [1122/1290] has challenged Wordy [624/1008] in combat and won! 24 days, 09:11:50 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/12/18 17:16:06] Wordy [170/1008] has challenged Bot [580/1133] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:37:36 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/12/18 19:16:18] Wordy [715/1008] has challenged Anky [968/1290] in combat and lost! 9 days, 06:45:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/13/18 01:16:52] Bart [697/782] has challenged Wordy [955/1008] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:04:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/13/18 10:17:48] Bot [591/1133] has challenged Wordy [833/1008] in combat and lost! 23 days, 17:05:54 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/13/18 18:18:39] Wordy [352/1008] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [675/1105] in combat and lost! 19 days, 21:23:37 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/14/18 01:27:23] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/14/18 08:20:03] Doody [724/807] has challenged Wordy [471/1008] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:02:01 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/14/18 10:20:15] Bot [472/1133] has challenged Wordy [900/1008] in combat and lost! 14 days, 20:36:58 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/14/18 15:20:44] Wordy [309/1008] has challenged dick [321/1174] in combat and lost! 14 days, 23:22:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/15/18 00:21:39] Doody [152/807] has challenged Wordy [344/1008] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:27:20 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/15/18 03:21:57] Bart [760/782] has challenged Wordy [541/1008] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:29:23 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/15/18 04:21:00] Shmegma [270/1107] has cum upon Wordy [25/1008] and taken them in the face! 7 days, 00:06:23 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/15/18 04:21:42] Shmegma [1019/1107] has cum upon Wordy [408/1008] and taken them in the face! 5 days, 06:04:37 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/15/18 08:22:27] Wordy [588/1008] has challenged Doody [464/807] in combat and won! 36 days, 01:56:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/15/18 11:22:44] Wordy [170/1008] has challenged Doody [404/807] in combat and lost! 15 days, 08:03:30 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/15/18 16:23:13] Wordy [548/1008] has challenged Shmegma [899/1107] in combat and lost! 18 days, 13:55:35 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/15/18 20:23:38] Bot [360/1133] has challenged Wordy [878/1008] in combat and lost! 14 days, 18:33:09 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/15/18 21:23:44] Wordy [705/1008] has challenged Doody [626/807] in combat and won! 35 days, 11:38:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/15/18 21:51:28] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/15/18 21:55:34] Bot [731/1133] has cum upon Wordy [649/1008] and taken them in the face! 14 days, 01:35:57 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/15/18 23:23:54] Wordy [673/1008] has challenged Doody [555/807] in combat and won! 20 days, 17:47:53 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/16/18 07:24:43] Shmegma [806/1107] has challenged Wordy [458/1008] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:04:10 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/16/18 07:38:02] Wordy, Bart, and Doody [895/2597] have team battled Shmegma, Bot, and Anky [951/3530] and lost! 1 day, 23:23:43 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/18 09:24:54] Wordy [774/1008] has challenged dick [365/1174] in combat and won! 15 days, 00:27:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/16/18 10:25:00] Bart [773/782] has challenged Wordy [978/1008] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:25:21 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/16/18 11:25:06] Bart [384/782] has challenged Wordy [841/1008] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:48:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/16/18 12:12:29] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 1 day, 04:46:51 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[10/16/18 14:25:26] Anky [850/1290] has challenged Wordy [573/1008] in combat and won! 9 days, 02:17:36 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/16/18 14:31:51] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/16/18 16:25:38] Bot [657/1133] has challenged Wordy [683/1008] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:04:58 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/16/18 17:25:44] Bart [146/782] has challenged Wordy [69/1008] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:42:01 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/16/18 18:25:50] Bot [613/1133] has challenged Wordy [300/1008] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:55:04 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/16/18 22:26:15] Bot [966/1133] has challenged Wordy [711/1008] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:23:01 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/16/18 22:26:15] In the lemon party, Wordy dropped her level 296 pair of boots! Bot picks it up, tossing her old level 263 pair of boots to Wordy.
[10/17/18 01:26:33] Wordy [657/979] has challenged dick [340/1174] in combat and won! 9 days, 01:38:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/17/18 03:26:45] Anky [590/1290] has challenged Wordy [70/979] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:34:04 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/17/18 06:27:03] Wordy [247/979] has challenged Anky [233/1290] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:02:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/17/18 08:27:14] Doody [642/807] has challenged Wordy [888/979] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:11:13 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/17/18 11:37:45] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/17/18 14:27:52] Bot [897/1166] has challenged Wordy [461/979] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:43:52 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/17/18 17:28:10] Doody [768/807] has challenged Wordy [662/979] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:11:41 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/17/18 20:28:28] Wordy [289/979] has challenged Bot [108/1166] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:54:53 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/17/18 21:14:13] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Wordy on the taint, pushing them 5 days, 05:59:37 toward level 103.
[10/18/18 04:29:18] Bart [738/782] has challenged Wordy [665/979] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:46:51 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/18/18 06:30:18] Wordy was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:45:59 towards level 103.
[10/18/18 07:29:35] Bart [566/782] has challenged Wordy [565/979] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:10:02 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/18/18 09:29:48] Bot [78/1166] has challenged Wordy [882/979] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:43:11 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/18/18 12:30:08] Wordy [687/979] has challenged Anky [97/1290] in combat and won! 30 days, 17:53:56 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/18/18 13:30:14] Wordy [241/979] has challenged Doody [696/807] in combat and lost! 10 days, 11:54:02 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/18/18 15:30:26] Wordy [687/979] has challenged Bot [79/1166] in combat and won! 24 days, 11:16:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/18/18 20:13:21] Anky [760/1290] has challenged Wordy [329/979] in combat and won! 44 days, 17:27:52 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/18/18 21:13:27] Wordy [753/979] has challenged Anky [759/1290] in combat and lost! 10 days, 23:26:28 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/18/18 22:13:33] Bot [309/1166] has challenged Wordy [286/979] in combat and won! 20 days, 22:50:01 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/19/18 05:56:02] Bart, Anky, and Wordy [811/3051] have team battled Doody, Shmegma, and Bot [671/3080] and won! 4 days, 21:48:35 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/18 08:14:34] Bot [113/1166] has challenged Wordy [30/979] in combat and won! 15 days, 14:37:16 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/19/18 10:14:46] Bart [349/782] has challenged Wordy [694/979] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:22:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/19/18 10:53:14] Wordy [647/979] has cum upon Doody [144/807] and taken them in the face! 17 days, 07:24:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/19/18 11:14:52] Bart [415/782] has challenged Wordy [35/979] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:49:25 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/19/18 13:42:31] Shmegma, Doody, and Anky [1956/3204] have team battled Wordy, Bart, and Bot [532/2927] and won! 5 days, 21:40:06 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/18 21:15:54] Doody [659/807] has challenged Wordy [448/979] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:12:36 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/19/18 21:55:25] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/20/18 07:16:55] Bart [63/782] has challenged Wordy [703/979] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/20/18 08:17:02] Doody [193/807] has challenged Wordy [842/979] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:31:59 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/20/18 10:17:13] Wordy [492/979] has challenged dick [213/1174] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:47:47 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/20/18 14:17:36] Doody [400/814] has challenged Wordy [29/979] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:32:29 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/20/18 17:17:53] Bart [499/782] has challenged Wordy [712/979] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:58:29 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/20/18 19:54:54] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/20/18 19:54:54] Shmegma [894/1100] has cum upon Wordy [336/979] and taken them in the face! 10 days, 00:10:27 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/21/18 06:19:15] Wordy [877/979] has challenged Doody [371/814] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:12:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/21/18 13:19:56] Wordy [955/979] has challenged dick [385/1179] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:18:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/21/18 14:20:03] Wordy [699/979] has challenged Bart [291/782] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:38:47 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/21/18 18:20:28] Wordy [731/979] has challenged dick [921/1179] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:39:28 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/21/18 19:20:34] Bart [553/782] has challenged Wordy [65/979] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:35:18 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/21/18 19:29:50] Wordy caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:09:53 towards level 103.
[10/21/18 22:20:52] Bart [587/782] has challenged Wordy [83/979] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:41:24 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/21/18 23:20:57] Anky [1061/1295] has challenged Wordy [466/979] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:25:24 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/22/18 01:21:09] Bot [668/1166] has challenged Wordy [938/979] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:06:13 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/22/18 06:21:40] Anky [422/1295] has challenged Wordy [675/979] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:21:41 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/22/18 08:21:52] Bot [218/1166] has challenged Wordy [582/979] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:56:11 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/22/18 10:22:05] Doody [801/814] has challenged Wordy [946/979] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:29:27 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/22/18 12:22:18] Doody [225/814] has challenged Wordy [326/979] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:05:56 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/22/18 16:22:41] Wordy [899/979] has challenged dick [1111/1179] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:30:12 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/22/18 18:39:56] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/22/18 19:23:00] Anky [914/1295] has challenged Wordy [878/979] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:08:41 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/22/18 20:23:06] Wordy [221/979] has challenged dick [667/1179] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:59:48 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/22/18 23:23:24] Bart [627/782] has challenged Wordy [960/979] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:54:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/23/18 02:23:42] Wordy [32/979] has challenged Anky [205/1295] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:41:36 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/23/18 03:23:48] Wordy [543/979] has challenged dick [1026/1179] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:33:53 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/23/18 08:24:19] Bot [351/1166] has challenged Wordy [240/979] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:48:34 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/23/18 10:24:31] Shmegma [488/1105] has challenged Wordy [456/979] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:59:12 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/23/18 11:24:37] Shmegma [1064/1105] has challenged Wordy [809/979] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:29:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/23/18 13:24:50] Wordy [118/979] has challenged dick [296/1179] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:31:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/23/18 16:26:53] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/23/18 16:27:08] Wordy [128/979] has cum upon Bart [248/782] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:21:11 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/23/18 20:25:29] Shmegma [495/1105] has challenged Wordy [910/979] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/23/18 22:25:41] Wordy [651/979] has challenged Anky [593/1295] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:50:04 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/23/18 22:29:26] Wordy got his dick stuck in a hoover!. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:30:23 from level 103.
[10/24/18 00:03:32] Wordy is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 04:24:12 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[10/24/18 02:26:04] Wordy [414/979] has challenged Shmegma [390/1105] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:06:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/24/18 09:26:46] Anky [988/1295] has challenged Wordy [383/979] in combat and won! 18 days, 09:37:59 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/24/18 10:23:15] Bot [256/1176] has cum upon Wordy [621/979] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 20:07:07 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/24/18 10:54:58] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/24/18 12:27:05] Wordy [932/979] has challenged Bart [436/782] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:05:06 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/24/18 21:28:00] Bart [682/782] has challenged Wordy [452/979] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:02:26 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/24/18 22:28:06] Bot [425/1176] has challenged Wordy [587/979] in combat and lost! 27 days, 20:00:55 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/25/18 07:29:01] Anky [1235/1295] has challenged Wordy [815/979] in combat and won! 53 days, 11:17:08 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/25/18 13:29:38] Shmegma [471/1105] has challenged Wordy [690/979] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:31:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/25/18 18:30:08] Wordy [674/979] has challenged Doody [157/814] in combat and won! 24 days, 22:42:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/25/18 21:30:26] Bart [204/782] has challenged Wordy [943/979] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:53:29 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/25/18 23:30:40] Shmegma [178/1105] has challenged Wordy [973/979] in combat and lost! 11 days, 04:45:06 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/26/18 02:18:06] Shmegma [1077/1105] has cum upon Wordy [447/979] and taken them in the face! 22 days, 18:24:15 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/26/18 13:32:07] Anky [686/1295] has challenged Wordy [60/979] in combat and won! 27 days, 12:36:05 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/26/18 13:32:07] In the lemon party, Wordy dropped her level 40 shield! Anky picks it up, tossing her old level 29 shield to Wordy.
[10/26/18 19:58:15] Bart, Wordy, and Doody [727/2565] have team battled Bot, Shmegma, and Anky [2535/3588] and lost! 5 days, 23:53:28 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/18 23:33:07] Bot [640/1176] has challenged Wordy [658/969] in combat and lost! 34 days, 00:17:03 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/27/18 01:33:19] Anky [719/1307] has challenged Wordy [201/969] in combat and won! 70 days, 20:10:16 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/27/18 09:34:10] Wordy [743/969] has challenged Bot [887/1176] in combat and lost! 43 days, 23:17:07 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/27/18 10:09:10] Wordy grew a third nipple! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 17 days, 21:37:21 towards level 103.
[10/27/18 10:34:15] Bot [838/1176] has challenged Wordy [19/969] in combat and won! 76 days, 17:31:59 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/27/18 12:17:44] Doody, Wordy, and Bot [527/2959] have team battled Bart, Shmegma, and Anky [1608/3194] and lost! 11 days, 13:45:40 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/18 19:35:10] Wordy [99/969] has challenged Anky [368/1307] in combat and lost! 52 days, 16:40:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/27/18 20:35:16] Bart [129/782] has challenged Wordy [720/969] in combat and lost! 7 days, 06:03:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/27/18 21:09:23] Bot, Anky, and Bart [1257/3265] have team battled Wordy, Doody, and Shmegma [1920/2888] and lost! 11 days, 19:21:32 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/18 22:35:29] Wordy [918/969] has challenged Anky [1078/1307] in combat and lost! 60 days, 13:55:27 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/28/18 00:35:41] Wordy [786/969] has challenged Doody [28/814] in combat and won! 102 days, 03:50:41 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/28/18 03:35:59] Bart [400/782] has challenged Wordy [378/969] in combat and won! 15 days, 21:01:53 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/28/18 04:36:05] Wordy [46/969] has challenged dick [940/1190] in combat and lost! 36 days, 04:53:23 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/28/18 06:36:17] Bot [659/1176] has challenged Wordy [377/969] in combat and won! 47 days, 02:57:49 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/28/18 07:36:24] Doody [35/814] has challenged Wordy [336/969] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:41:40 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/28/18 08:36:30] Shmegma [863/1105] has challenged Wordy [401/969] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:29:08 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/28/18 09:36:36] Wordy [331/969] has challenged Shmegma [664/1105] in combat and lost! 51 days, 17:51:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/28/18 14:37:07] Doody [586/814] has challenged Wordy [519/969] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:50:21 is removed from Doody's clock.