#IdleRPG Idle RPG

Player Info

User: Shmegma
Class: Dick Cheese
Admin?: No
Level: 49
Next level: 6 days, 21:29:02
Status: Online
Host: Shmegma!Anky@lol-D32F42EA.rochester.res.rr.com
Account Created: Wed Oct 2 21:37:10 2019
Last login: Wed Nov 13 14:30:26 2019
Total time idled: 41 days, 04:20:04
Current position: [389,233]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 123 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 59
charm: 49
gloves: 40
helm: 27
leggings: 45
ring: 38
shield: 33
tunic: 94 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 25

sum: 533

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 0 days, 04:21:05
quit: 0 days, 06:59:05

total: 0 days, 11:20:10

Character Modifiers

[06/20/16 17:12:52] Shmegma [0/1] has challenged dick [1/2] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/20/16 17:33:24] Doody [0/1] has challenged Shmegma [1/4] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to Doody's clock.
[06/20/16 19:26:30] Shmegma [1/37] has challenged Doody [28/30] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/20/16 22:11:06] Anky [53/69] has challenged Shmegma [39/62] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:04:09 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/20/16 23:14:16] Shmegma [5/83] has challenged dick [53/84] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:53 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/21/16 01:49:54] Shmegma [96/115] has challenged Anky [36/95] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:06:29 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/21/16 04:46:04] Uranus [48/55] has challenged Shmegma [33/118] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:03:34 is removed from Uranus's clock.
[06/21/16 07:08:32] Wordy [71/115] has challenged Shmegma [33/133] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:10:07 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/21/16 09:32:51] Shmegma [83/144] has challenged Doodybot [7/10] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:11:44 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/21/16 12:08:54] Shmegma [107/144] has challenged Wordy [54/126] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:13:37 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/21/16 15:48:28] Doodybot [58/96] has challenged Shmegma [97/146] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[06/21/16 18:55:41] Shmegma [13/135] has challenged Doody [154/172] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/22/16 04:35:43] Shmegma tamed a wild horse and taught it to fuck other irpg players! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:19 towards level 24.
[06/22/16 05:34:38] Shmegma [72/153] has cum upon Doody [38/200] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 00:20:47 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/22/16 10:06:12] Shmegma bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:00:17 from level 25.
[06/22/16 10:11:13] Shmegma [59/159] has challenged dick [188/249] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/22/16 10:11:28] Shmegma [31/159] has cum upon Doody [118/200] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:31:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/22/16 18:12:16] Shmegma [14/215] has challenged Uranus [98/163] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/22/16 18:48:51] Uranus [139/163] has challenged Shmegma [56/215] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from Uranus's clock.
[06/23/16 02:39:35] Shmegma [192/240] has challenged LordComac [40/179] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/23/16 02:39:35] In the lemon party, LordComac dropped her level 19 set of leggings! Shmegma picks it up, tossing her old level 16 set of leggings to LordComac.
[06/23/16 08:26:29] LordComac [88/181] has challenged Shmegma [40/243] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[06/23/16 17:00:29] Shmegma [178/243] has challenged Doody [262/268] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/24/16 04:23:09] Shmegma [165/243] has challenged Uranus [56/220] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/24/16 09:52:24] Wordy [156/217] has challenged Shmegma [197/243] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/24/16 15:51:26] Shmegma [55/255] has challenged Anky [145/305] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/24/16 18:44:52] LordComac, Wordy, and Uranus [103/649] have team battled Anky, Shmegma, and Doodybot [524/784] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:29 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/16 20:54:07] Shmegma is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 00:30:47 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[06/25/16 01:34:45] LordComac [77/220] has challenged Shmegma [56/255] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[06/25/16 01:41:45] Shmegma was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:35:54 from level 31.
[06/25/16 08:16:42] Shmegma [7/270] has challenged Wordy [200/217] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/25/16 10:08:31] Shmegma [13/270] has cum upon Anky [41/305] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:06:45 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/25/16 12:42:59] Shmegma [65/270] has cum upon Anky [114/305] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:00:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/25/16 16:03:08] Shmegma bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:11 towards level 32.
[06/26/16 02:42:27] Shmegma [35/270] has challenged Doodybot [187/228] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/26/16 13:40:23] Wordy [269/274] has challenged Shmegma [50/270] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/26/16 14:11:08] Doody [108/374] has challenged Shmegma [221/270] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Doody's clock.
[06/26/16 23:18:29] Shmegma [278/281] has challenged Wordy [120/274] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:12 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/27/16 19:51:20] Shmegma [259/294] has challenged Doodybot [26/228] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/27/16 20:10:31] Shmegma [1/294] has cum upon Anky [83/342] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:38:45 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/27/16 21:03:22] Shmegma came up with a tampon string while muffdiving. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:40:15 from level 35.
[06/28/16 04:11:10] Shmegma was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:27 towards level 35.
[06/28/16 13:46:40] Doody [133/396] has challenged Shmegma [0/294] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:24:15 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/28/16 23:00:58] Shmegma [1/294] has challenged Anky [61/383] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/29/16 01:32:20] Shmegma discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:21 towards level 36.
[06/29/16 07:45:35] Shmegma bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:13 towards level 36.
[06/29/16 23:00:38] Doodybot [187/274] has challenged Shmegma [228/294] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[06/30/16 01:49:45] Shmegma [112/297] has challenged dick [379/432] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/30/16 11:45:00] Shmegma was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:24:40 from level 37.
[07/01/16 06:41:31] LordComac [114/318] has challenged Shmegma [144/297] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to LordComac's clock.
[07/01/16 19:35:12] Shmegma [23/355] has challenged Wordy [45/291] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/02/16 16:24:36] Shmegma [12/355] has cum upon Doody [40/396] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:34:16 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/03/16 02:24:55] Shmegma [274/355] has cum upon Anky [203/406] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 01:15:39 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/03/16 15:09:58] Shmegma [108/383] has challenged dick [17/453] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:22:54 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/03/16 16:45:03] Shmegma invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:52:31 towards level 39.
[07/04/16 10:12:50] Anky [48/407] has challenged Shmegma [12/383] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:50 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/04/16 12:23:41] Wordy [20/297] has challenged Shmegma [281/383] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/04/16 20:29:26] LordComac [64/337] has challenged Shmegma [15/383] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:50 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[07/05/16 01:49:03] Shmegma [45/383] has challenged Wordy [155/297] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/07/16 01:01:39] Shmegma is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 00:26:25 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[07/07/16 04:33:36] Wordy [280/342] has challenged Shmegma [169/383] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:40:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/07/16 12:28:51] Shmegma [213/383] has challenged LordComac [79/337] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:43 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/07/16 20:14:31] Shmegma [341/383] has cum upon Wordy [101/342] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 04:54:17 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/08/16 22:54:07] Doody, Wordy, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/09/16 10:05:01] Shmegma, Anky, and Doody [681/1204] have team battled Doodybot, LordComac, and Wordy [787/953] and lost! 0 days, 00:23:10 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/16 12:24:00] Shmegma [319/392] has challenged Doody [81/391] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/09/16 16:04:17] Shmegma [167/392] has cum upon Anky [197/430] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:21:21 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/09/16 17:26:27] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/10/16 12:27:00] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/10/16 22:31:43] Shmegma came up with a tampon string while muffdiving. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:28:53 from level 42.
[07/10/16 23:58:14] Shmegma had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:09 towards level 42.
[07/11/16 06:24:41] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/11/16 06:27:38] Shmegma [252/392] has cum upon Anky [92/430] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 00:23:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/11/16 06:42:30] Shmegma [322/392] has cum upon Anky [30/430] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 00:19:49 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/11/16 09:40:50] Shmegma [16/392] has challenged dick [128/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/12/16 05:09:20] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/12/16 05:09:32] Shmegma [132/392] has cum upon Anky [269/430] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:52:56 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/13/16 07:39:54] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/14/16 08:17:35] Shmegma [21/392] has challenged Wordy [50/368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/14/16 09:58:50] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/14/16 18:50:29] Shmegma, Doody, and LordComac [1180/1183] have team battled Doodybot, Wordy, and Anky [766/1250] and won! 0 days, 01:08:11 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/16 03:09:59] Doody [278/429] has challenged Shmegma [148/392] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:51:08 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/15/16 11:20:54] Anky [301/430] has challenged Shmegma [23/392] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:25:43 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/15/16 20:04:43] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/15/16 20:08:19] Shmegma [57/392] has cum upon Wordy [347/492] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:19:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/16/16 00:37:37] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 04:21:20 toward level 44.
[07/16/16 13:13:10] Shmegma is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 00:25:29 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[07/16/16 16:26:38] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/17/16 00:58:00] Shmegma [168/392] has challenged dick [398/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/17/16 13:47:22] LordComac, Shmegma, and Doodybot [737/1133] have team battled Wordy, Anky, and Doody [928/1351] and lost! 0 days, 02:57:33 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/16 18:24:11] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/18/16 02:30:02] Wordy [111/492] has challenged Shmegma [343/392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:31:13 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/18/16 11:36:22] Doodybot [333/379] has challenged Shmegma [17/392] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:56:35 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[07/18/16 15:32:53] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/18/16 18:31:50] LordComac [202/383] has challenged Shmegma [212/392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:25:41 is added to LordComac's clock.
[07/18/16 20:39:25] Doody [181/429] has challenged Shmegma [170/392] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/18/16 20:39:25] Doody has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:49:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/18/16 22:37:53] Shmegma found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:38:10 towards level 45.
[07/19/16 08:33:24] Wordy [424/492] has challenged Shmegma [42/392] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:42:24 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/19/16 18:09:07] Shmegma came up with a tampon string while muffdiving. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:06:53 from level 45.
[07/19/16 19:34:58] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/19/16 19:35:28] Shmegma [362/392] has cum upon Anky [84/430] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 01:48:45 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/19/16 19:35:28] Shmegma has dealt Anky a shocker! 0 days, 13:13:03 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/19/16 20:34:40] LordComac [263/383] has challenged Shmegma [328/392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:21:11 is added to LordComac's clock.
[07/19/16 20:38:59] Shmegma [364/392] has cum upon Anky [192/430] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 01:29:48 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/19/16 22:15:58] Shmegma was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:37:46 from level 45.
[07/19/16 22:34:54] LordComac [243/383] has challenged Shmegma [343/392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:22:39 is added to LordComac's clock.
[07/19/16 23:35:02] LordComac [33/383] has challenged Shmegma [3/392] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:53:15 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[07/20/16 03:18:35] Doody, Doodybot, and Anky [720/1238] have team battled LordComac, Wordy, and Shmegma [382/1267] and won! 0 days, 03:45:29 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/16 04:27:15] Shmegma, Doodybot, and Doody [157/1200] have team battled Anky, Wordy, and LordComac [1045/1305] and lost! 0 days, 00:59:13 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/16 09:36:07] Anky [92/430] has challenged Shmegma [161/396] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:53 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/20/16 10:22:33] Shmegma [297/434] has challenged LordComac [255/383] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:34:59 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/20/16 11:36:20] Shmegma [391/434] has challenged LordComac [136/383] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:50:37 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/20/16 14:36:42] Wordy [467/502] has challenged Shmegma [352/434] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:18:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/20/16 15:36:48] Shmegma [47/434] has challenged Doody [162/416] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:59:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/21/16 02:38:03] Shmegma [365/434] has challenged Anky [206/430] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:42:49 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/21/16 04:18:59] Shmegma ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:21:01 from level 46.
[07/21/16 05:38:23] Shmegma [217/434] has challenged Doodybot [233/449] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:30:43 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/21/16 07:38:38] Shmegma [209/434] has challenged Doodybot [311/449] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:49:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/21/16 08:38:45] Shmegma [269/434] has challenged dick [463/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:20:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/21/16 11:39:05] Shmegma [57/434] has challenged dick [120/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:04:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/21/16 12:35:08] Anky [307/546] has challenged Shmegma [276/434] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/21/16 12:39:11] LordComac [186/383] has challenged Shmegma [305/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:09:49 is added to LordComac's clock.
[07/21/16 15:39:32] Shmegma [102/434] has challenged LordComac [200/383] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:14:34 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/21/16 16:39:39] Anky [226/546] has challenged Shmegma [49/434] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:36:26 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/21/16 17:39:46] Shmegma [86/434] has challenged dick [479/608] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:23:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/21/16 21:40:15] Shmegma [312/434] has challenged Doodybot [281/449] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:14:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/22/16 01:40:42] Anky [15/546] has challenged Shmegma [19/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:04:00 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/22/16 02:40:48] LordComac [236/383] has challenged Shmegma [121/434] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:18:28 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[07/22/16 04:11:08] Shmegma, Wordy, and LordComac [1280/1328] have team battled Doody, Anky, and Doodybot [438/1411] and won! 0 days, 16:53:04 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/16 05:41:09] Anky [172/546] has challenged Shmegma [242/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:30:44 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/22/16 06:34:57] Shmegma, Doodybot, and Anky [419/1429] have team battled Doody, Wordy, and LordComac [58/1310] and won! 0 days, 09:17:14 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/16 07:24:16] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/22/16 08:41:31] Shmegma [165/434] has challenged Anky [507/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:16:48 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/22/16 10:41:46] Shmegma [274/434] has challenged Doody [23/416] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:58:34 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/22/16 11:41:53] Shmegma [347/434] has challenged dick [198/608] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:05:17 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/22/16 13:50:10] Shmegma got pimpslapped by Wordy. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:47:57 from level 46.
[07/22/16 14:42:13] Shmegma [15/434] has challenged Doodybot [122/449] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:09:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/22/16 15:42:19] Shmegma [296/434] has challenged Anky [256/546] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:12:13 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/22/16 17:42:32] Shmegma [40/434] has challenged Bart [20/148] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:54:46 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/22/16 21:42:57] Shmegma [17/434] has challenged Anky [80/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:25:42 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/23/16 06:43:57] LordComac [316/384] has challenged Shmegma [67/434] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:42:44 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[07/23/16 07:39:39] Bart [186/192] has challenged Shmegma [387/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/23/16 07:53:37] Anky, Wordy, and Doodybot [1023/1501] have team battled LordComac, Bart, and Shmegma [31/1010] and won! 0 days, 02:31:02 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/16 09:44:18] LordComac [66/384] has challenged Shmegma [193/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:56:32 is added to LordComac's clock.
[07/23/16 14:44:50] Shmegma [191/434] has challenged Anky [246/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:24:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/23/16 18:45:16] Shmegma [384/434] has challenged Doodybot [330/454] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:44:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/23/16 20:45:28] Wordy [25/538] has challenged Shmegma [250/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:36:02 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/23/16 22:45:41] Shmegma [115/434] has challenged LordComac [21/384] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:17:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/23/16 23:45:47] Shmegma [168/434] has challenged Wordy [529/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:39:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/24/16 00:45:53] Doody [197/416] has challenged Shmegma [113/434] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:36:01 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/24/16 09:46:55] Shmegma [102/434] has challenged Doody [287/416] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:42 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/24/16 10:47:02] Shmegma [292/434] has challenged Anky [289/547] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:04:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/24/16 11:24:50] Shmegma [347/434] has challenged dick [115/609] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:45:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/24/16 13:47:21] Shmegma [359/434] has challenged dick [456/609] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:03:55 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/24/16 14:47:28] Shmegma [379/434] has challenged dick [397/609] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:10:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/24/16 17:47:48] Shmegma [1/434] has challenged dick [92/609] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:11:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/24/16 18:47:54] Shmegma [329/434] has challenged Bart [167/193] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:51:17 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/24/16 22:48:20] LordComac [289/384] has challenged Shmegma [211/434] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:17:43 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[07/25/16 00:48:33] Shmegma [414/434] has challenged Doody [404/416] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:12:09 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/25/16 01:55:58] Shmegma slipped a mickey to Doody and stole her level 34 shield while they were passed out! Shmegma leaves her old level 0 shield behind, which Doody then takes. Also Doody wakes up with a really sore asshole.
[07/25/16 03:48:53] Shmegma [139/465] has challenged Doody [294/379] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:23:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/25/16 07:49:20] Wordy [10/538] has challenged Shmegma [330/465] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:48 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/25/16 09:49:34] Shmegma [15/465] has challenged Anky [283/547] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:41:16 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/25/16 12:49:53] LordComac [210/384] has challenged Shmegma [267/465] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:10:19 is added to LordComac's clock.
[07/25/16 14:50:06] Shmegma [223/465] has challenged Doody [44/379] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:03:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/25/16 18:50:34] Shmegma [14/465] has challenged LordComac [332/384] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:40:51 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/25/16 23:51:06] Wordy [6/538] has challenged Shmegma [439/465] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:28:39 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/26/16 03:54:13] Shmegma [145/465] has cum upon LordComac [192/384] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:35:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/26/16 13:52:40] LordComac [102/384] has challenged Shmegma [360/465] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:10:36 is added to LordComac's clock.
[07/26/16 15:17:07] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/26/16 16:21:47] Doodybot [477/499] has challenged Shmegma [408/465] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:50:15 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[07/26/16 18:53:12] Anky [330/549] has challenged Shmegma [284/465] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:55:15 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/26/16 18:53:48] Shmegma [437/465] has cum upon Wordy [179/538] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 08:13:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/26/16 20:53:25] Shmegma [36/465] has challenged dick [376/612] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:27:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/26/16 23:53:45] LordComac [184/384] has challenged Shmegma [236/465] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:29:32 is added to LordComac's clock.
[07/27/16 07:17:47] Shmegma [314/465] has cum upon LordComac [287/384] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 07:47:33 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/27/16 10:54:59] Wordy [518/542] has challenged Shmegma [110/465] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:10:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/27/16 14:55:23] Shmegma [167/465] has challenged Doody [30/379] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:05:47 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/27/16 16:26:27] Shmegma [257/465] has cum upon LordComac [114/384] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 05:15:32 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/27/16 16:26:30] Shmegma [27/465] has cum upon LordComac [203/384] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:58:42 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/27/16 16:55:37] Anky [321/549] has challenged Shmegma [50/465] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:30:06 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/27/16 20:56:05] Shmegma [99/465] has challenged Anky [522/549] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:52:20 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/27/16 21:56:12] LordComac [261/384] has challenged Shmegma [66/465] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:47:30 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[07/27/16 23:55:45] Doody, LordComac, and Wordy [870/1305] have team battled Shmegma, Anky, and Doodybot [846/1513] and won! 0 days, 01:21:07 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/16 02:56:45] Shmegma [166/465] has challenged Doodybot [122/499] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:57:44 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/28/16 07:57:20] Anky [156/554] has challenged Shmegma [153/465] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:15:12 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/28/16 09:57:33] Shmegma [300/465] has challenged Wordy [268/542] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:26:15 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/28/16 14:00:26] Anky [542/554] has challenged Shmegma [426/465] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:41:44 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/28/16 16:00:42] Shmegma [404/465] has challenged Wordy [386/542] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:36:23 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/28/16 16:05:21] LordComac, Shmegma, and Doody [165/1228] have team battled Anky, Wordy, and Doodybot [283/1595] and lost! 0 days, 03:48:26 is added to their clocks.
[07/28/16 18:00:56] Shmegma [387/465] has challenged Anky [200/554] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:30:36 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/28/16 20:01:10] Doody [153/379] has challenged Shmegma [294/465] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:12:00 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/28/16 22:01:25] Shmegma [285/465] has challenged Doodybot [494/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/29/16 00:01:39] Wordy [368/542] has challenged Shmegma [60/465] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:04:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/29/16 00:01:39] Wordy has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:04:20 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/29/16 01:01:46] Shmegma [24/465] has challenged Doodybot [287/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:56:35 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/29/16 03:01:59] Wordy [274/542] has challenged Shmegma [254/465] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:09:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/29/16 03:01:59] Wordy has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:36:49 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/29/16 03:55:05] Shmegma caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:51 towards level 47.
[07/29/16 09:02:42] Shmegma [204/465] has challenged Doodybot [334/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:08 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/29/16 15:03:23] LordComac [144/384] has challenged Shmegma [153/465] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:04:16 is added to LordComac's clock.
[07/29/16 16:12:51] Shmegma [207/469] has challenged Doody [34/379] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/29/16 16:12:51] Shmegma has dealt Doody a Critical Strike! 1 day, 05:51:45 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/29/16 17:03:35] Shmegma [264/469] has challenged dick [582/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:47:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/29/16 18:03:42] Anky [283/554] has challenged Shmegma [385/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:29:17 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/29/16 20:03:55] Shmegma [198/469] has challenged Wordy [31/542] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:29:06 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/29/16 20:33:35] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/30/16 00:13:43] LordComac [264/384] has challenged Shmegma [194/469] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:23:03 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[07/30/16 01:13:50] Wordy [131/542] has challenged Shmegma [266/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:07:18 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/30/16 12:15:05] LordComac [344/384] has challenged Shmegma [279/469] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:54 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[07/30/16 15:15:26] Shmegma [43/469] has challenged LordComac [87/384] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:42:56 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/30/16 16:15:32] Shmegma [384/469] has challenged Doody [17/383] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:10:53 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/30/16 18:15:46] Doody [139/383] has challenged Shmegma [202/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:26:40 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/30/16 21:16:06] Shmegma [247/469] has challenged dick [259/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:32:45 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/31/16 01:16:32] Wordy [457/542] has challenged Shmegma [285/469] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:16:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/31/16 03:04:54] Bart [20/246] has challenged Shmegma [436/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/31/16 07:17:09] Shmegma [418/469] has challenged Doody [363/383] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:14:19 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/31/16 09:17:23] Doody [207/383] has challenged Shmegma [378/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:13:35 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/31/16 13:17:49] Shmegma [108/469] has challenged dick [134/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:52:25 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/31/16 18:03:59] Doody, Wordy, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/31/16 18:18:21] LordComac [304/407] has challenged Shmegma [338/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:49:25 is added to LordComac's clock.
[07/31/16 19:18:27] Shmegma [269/469] has challenged Anky [403/554] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:37:56 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/31/16 20:18:34] Shmegma [25/469] has challenged Bart [55/246] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/31/16 20:50:29] Bart [4/275] has challenged Shmegma [204/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/31/16 23:18:53] Shmegma [380/469] has challenged Wordy [453/542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:52:23 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/01/16 03:19:21] Doody [311/383] has challenged Shmegma [381/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:46:36 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/01/16 04:19:28] Shmegma [5/469] has challenged Anky [285/554] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:55:53 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/01/16 05:19:35] LordComac [346/407] has challenged Shmegma [80/469] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:28:23 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[08/01/16 06:19:42] LordComac [162/407] has challenged Shmegma [353/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:52:45 is added to LordComac's clock.
[08/01/16 07:52:12] Shmegma slipped a mickey to Doody and stole her level 39 set of leggings while they were passed out! Shmegma leaves her old level 33 set of leggings behind, which Doody then takes. Also Doody wakes up with a really sore asshole.
[08/01/16 10:46:06] Shmegma was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:21:54 towards level 48.
[08/01/16 14:20:35] Shmegma [267/475] has challenged Doodybot [403/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:07:47 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/01/16 16:20:49] Shmegma [169/475] has challenged LordComac [85/407] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:44:12 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/01/16 22:21:32] Wordy [454/542] has challenged Shmegma [422/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:27:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/01/16 23:02:58] Shmegma was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:14:39 towards level 48.
[08/01/16 23:21:39] Shmegma [267/475] has challenged Anky [389/554] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:09:24 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/02/16 05:22:21] Wordy [427/542] has challenged Shmegma [433/475] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:18:13 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/02/16 09:37:05] Wordy, Doody, and Shmegma [1211/1394] have team battled LordComac, Doodybot, and Anky [117/1460] and won! 0 days, 04:32:32 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/16 10:22:55] Shmegma [5/475] has challenged dick [158/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:44:26 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/02/16 15:23:28] Anky [288/554] has challenged Shmegma [171/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:38:52 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/02/16 21:24:10] Shmegma [266/475] has challenged Doody [55/377] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:53:37 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/02/16 22:24:17] Shmegma [410/475] has challenged dick [444/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/02/16 22:41:31] Wordy, Doodybot, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/03/16 01:24:37] Wordy [501/542] has challenged Shmegma [215/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:57:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/03/16 03:24:51] Wordy [237/542] has challenged Shmegma [167/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:18:32 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/03/16 03:36:56] Shmegma [355/501] has challenged Wordy [105/542] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:55 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/03/16 05:25:05] Shmegma [34/501] has challenged Wordy [277/542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:37:15 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/03/16 07:31:25] Doodybot [197/499] has challenged Shmegma [129/501] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:42:52 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[08/03/16 09:25:30] Shmegma [376/501] has challenged LordComac [146/407] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:40:11 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/03/16 13:25:59] Doody [25/377] has challenged Shmegma [50/501] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:21:49 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/03/16 17:26:27] Shmegma [215/501] has challenged Wordy [57/542] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:59:14 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/03/16 20:26:48] Anky [19/554] has challenged Shmegma [185/501] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:39:01 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/03/16 21:04:40] Shmegma burned a hole through her leggings while ironing them! Shmegma's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/04/16 08:28:10] Shmegma [149/497] has challenged LordComac [342/407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:30:51 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/04/16 11:28:30] Shmegma [464/497] has challenged Doodybot [27/499] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:40:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/04/16 11:28:30] Shmegma has dealt Doodybot a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:46:44 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[08/04/16 12:28:37] Doody [281/371] has challenged Shmegma [109/497] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:22 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/04/16 15:28:57] Doody [309/371] has challenged Shmegma [13/497] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:12:51 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/04/16 18:29:18] Shmegma [320/497] has challenged Wordy [501/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:22:56 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/04/16 19:29:26] Wordy [369/562] has challenged Shmegma [142/497] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:59:28 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/04/16 21:47:08] Shmegma [453/497] has cum upon Anky [379/554] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 15:14:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/04/16 22:29:46] Shmegma [493/497] has challenged LordComac [180/407] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:20:02 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/04/16 23:29:52] Shmegma [177/497] has challenged Anky [451/554] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:46:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/04/16 23:45:26] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 1 day, 04:55:22 toward level 49.
[08/05/16 01:30:06] Shmegma [212/497] has challenged LordComac [294/407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:05:02 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/05/16 04:30:27] Shmegma [167/497] has challenged Wordy [553/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:13:46 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/05/16 05:30:33] Doody [350/371] has challenged Shmegma [96/497] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:16:38 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/05/16 08:30:54] Anky [298/554] has challenged Shmegma [331/497] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:47:23 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/05/16 11:31:13] Shmegma [464/497] has challenged Wordy [209/562] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:45:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/05/16 14:31:32] LordComac [371/407] has challenged Shmegma [476/497] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:54:15 is added to LordComac's clock.
[08/05/16 18:11:34] Shmegma stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:30 towards level 49.
[08/05/16 19:32:07] Shmegma [364/497] has challenged Wordy [122/562] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:15:21 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/05/16 20:32:14] Shmegma [101/497] has challenged Wordy [458/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/05/16 20:57:11] Shmegma [237/497] has cum upon Wordy [509/562] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:19:55 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/05/16 22:16:21] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/05/16 22:25:43] Shmegma is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 01:28:55 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[08/06/16 07:34:42] Bart, Doodybot, and Anky [4/1358] have team battled LordComac, Shmegma, and Doody [482/1275] and lost! 0 days, 01:33:32 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/16 11:33:59] Shmegma [308/497] has challenged Doody [93/371] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:37 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/06/16 15:34:25] Shmegma [27/497] has challenged Doody [156/371] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:18:06 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/06/16 16:34:32] Wordy [135/562] has challenged Shmegma [345/497] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:33:15 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/06/16 23:52:01] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/07/16 00:35:26] Shmegma [441/497] has challenged Doody [169/371] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:52:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/07/16 02:35:39] Shmegma [260/497] has challenged Wordy [493/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:24 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/07/16 06:36:05] Shmegma [473/497] has challenged Doody [232/371] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:09:33 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/07/16 07:53:23] Shmegma [452/497] has challenged Anky [137/552] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:48:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/07/16 09:36:25] Shmegma [324/497] has challenged Doody [66/371] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:02:50 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/07/16 13:36:52] LordComac [266/407] has challenged Shmegma [352/497] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:02:53 is added to LordComac's clock.
[08/07/16 15:37:07] Doody [108/371] has challenged Shmegma [354/497] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:31:35 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/07/16 16:37:15] Anky [216/552] has challenged Shmegma [350/497] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:30:10 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/07/16 17:37:21] LordComac [182/407] has challenged Shmegma [385/497] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:40:51 is added to LordComac's clock.
[08/07/16 20:14:11] Shmegma ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:06:05 from level 50.
[08/07/16 22:54:05] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/08/16 05:38:44] Shmegma [116/501] has challenged Wordy [378/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:43:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/08/16 06:38:50] Shmegma [7/501] has challenged Doody [325/371] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:20:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/08/16 09:39:10] Wordy [349/557] has challenged Shmegma [320/501] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:18:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/08/16 10:39:18] Shmegma [304/501] has challenged LordComac [180/407] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:28:58 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/08/16 12:52:30] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 1 day, 09:19:48 toward level 50.
[08/08/16 16:39:57] Wordy [299/557] has challenged Shmegma [247/501] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:22:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/08/16 19:42:59] Doodybot, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/08/16 22:40:41] Shmegma [163/501] has challenged Doody [103/371] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:21:32 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/08/16 23:40:48] LordComac [364/407] has challenged Shmegma [234/501] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:02:01 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[08/09/16 00:40:55] Anky [271/552] has challenged Shmegma [17/501] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:44:22 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/09/16 02:41:10] Anky [507/552] has challenged Shmegma [467/501] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:34:12 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/09/16 07:41:43] Shmegma [4/501] has challenged Doody [37/371] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:32:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/09/16 13:42:25] Shmegma [185/501] has challenged dick [309/620] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:48:17 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/09/16 15:42:40] Shmegma [223/501] has challenged dick [326/620] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:05:05 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/09/16 16:20:07] Wordy, Doodybot, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/09/16 16:42:46] Doody [281/371] has challenged Shmegma [94/501] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:11:10 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/09/16 17:42:53] Anky [547/552] has challenged Shmegma [414/501] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:06:45 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/09/16 21:43:22] Shmegma [287/501] has challenged dick [599/620] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:36:34 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/10/16 03:44:03] Shmegma [344/501] has challenged Wordy [422/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:21:30 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/10/16 04:44:09] Doody [107/371] has challenged Shmegma [452/501] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:12:31 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/10/16 05:44:17] Shmegma [47/501] has challenged Doodybot [410/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:22:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/10/16 07:44:31] Shmegma [325/501] has challenged Doodybot [213/499] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:47:12 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/10/16 10:44:52] Shmegma [416/501] has challenged Doody [384/389] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:02:23 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/10/16 18:45:46] LordComac [165/388] has challenged Shmegma [112/501] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:40:13 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[08/10/16 22:46:13] Shmegma [255/501] has challenged Doodybot [477/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:48 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/10/16 23:46:20] Anky [263/555] has challenged Shmegma [247/501] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:15:34 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/11/16 01:46:35] Shmegma [24/501] has challenged Anky [509/555] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:43:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/11/16 06:47:09] Shmegma [434/501] has challenged Wordy [503/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:25:54 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/11/16 09:47:32] Anky [543/555] has challenged Shmegma [152/501] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:27:48 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/11/16 10:47:39] Shmegma [370/501] has challenged dick [467/620] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/11/16 13:38:36] Shmegma [6/505] has challenged dick [613/620] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:50:42 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/11/16 15:48:14] Shmegma [444/505] has challenged Doodybot [89/499] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:27:17 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/11/16 22:49:02] Wordy [467/557] has challenged Shmegma [358/505] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:59:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/11/16 23:49:10] Shmegma [103/505] has challenged dick [597/620] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:15:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/12/16 01:49:25] Shmegma [216/505] has challenged Doodybot [32/508] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:33:43 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/12/16 03:22:38] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/12/16 03:24:23] Shmegma [449/505] has cum upon Anky [544/555] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:19:23 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/12/16 03:36:34] Shmegma [229/505] has cum upon Anky [553/555] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:14:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/12/16 04:10:10] Doody [57/410] has challenged Shmegma [478/505] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/12/16 05:49:52] Shmegma [207/505] has challenged Anky [515/555] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:04:58 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/12/16 07:50:05] Shmegma [473/505] has challenged dick [78/620] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:42:35 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/12/16 14:50:53] Anky [482/538] has challenged Shmegma [152/505] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:06:29 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/12/16 15:51:00] Shmegma [256/505] has challenged dick [547/620] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:28:56 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/12/16 17:51:12] Shmegma [461/505] has challenged dick [489/620] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:01:49 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/12/16 18:51:19] LordComac [9/413] has challenged Shmegma [485/505] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:15:32 is added to LordComac's clock.
[08/12/16 21:02:57] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/13/16 04:52:27] Shmegma [475/505] has challenged Anky [511/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:16:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/13/16 06:52:41] Doodybot [150/527] has challenged Shmegma [416/505] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:21 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[08/13/16 07:52:47] Shmegma [452/505] has challenged dick [437/620] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:48:33 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/13/16 19:07:19] Shmegma [300/505] has cum upon Doodybot [432/527] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:50:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/13/16 19:54:10] Shmegma [393/505] has challenged LordComac [94/413] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:17:11 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/13/16 21:52:30] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/13/16 21:54:24] Shmegma [249/505] has challenged Doodybot [57/527] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:28:37 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/13/16 22:53:58] Bart [184/323] has cum upon Shmegma [268/505] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:50:19 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/13/16 22:54:31] Doodybot [373/527] has challenged Shmegma [419/505] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:00:16 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[08/13/16 23:54:39] Shmegma [308/505] has challenged Bart [15/323] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:59:33 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/14/16 01:54:52] Shmegma [275/505] has challenged Bart [78/323] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:16:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/14/16 02:24:33] Shmegma [414/505] has cum upon Wordy [273/557] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 06:51:59 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/14/16 04:55:12] Shmegma [46/505] has challenged Doody [376/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:02:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/14/16 05:55:18] Shmegma [104/505] has challenged LordComac [319/413] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:11:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/14/16 18:56:47] Wordy [549/557] has challenged Shmegma [291/505] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:04:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/14/16 20:14:13] Shmegma discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:31 towards level 51.
[08/14/16 21:57:08] Shmegma [177/505] has challenged Bart [191/323] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:18:21 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/14/16 22:57:15] Doody [43/410] has challenged Shmegma [347/505] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:47:50 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/15/16 03:28:18] Bart [180/328] has challenged Shmegma [502/505] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/15/16 03:57:48] Anky [13/538] has challenged Shmegma [394/505] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:32:44 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/15/16 05:58:03] Shmegma [371/505] has challenged Doody [320/410] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:16:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/15/16 07:58:16] Shmegma [196/505] has challenged Doodybot [335/527] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:14 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/15/16 08:58:23] Shmegma [212/505] has challenged LordComac [250/413] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:46:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/15/16 11:58:44] Shmegma [121/505] has challenged LordComac [13/413] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:54:09 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/15/16 11:58:44] In the lemon party, LordComac dropped her level 52 set of leggings! Shmegma picks it up, tossing her old level 40 set of leggings to LordComac.
[08/15/16 19:59:39] Doody [407/410] has challenged Shmegma [44/516] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:22:25 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/15/16 20:59:47] Shmegma [191/516] has challenged dick [486/620] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:13:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/15/16 22:59:59] Doodybot [488/527] has challenged Shmegma [185/516] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:49:06 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[08/16/16 04:00:32] Shmegma [485/516] has challenged Doody [284/410] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:46:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/16/16 05:00:08] Doodybot [377/527] has challenged Shmegma [442/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[08/16/16 07:00:53] Anky [372/538] has challenged Shmegma [233/516] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:41:02 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/16/16 10:01:13] Wordy [278/557] has challenged Shmegma [355/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:56:29 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/16/16 12:37:52] Shmegma [514/516] has challenged Wordy [421/557] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:59:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/16/16 17:09:33] Shmegma [377/516] has cum upon Doodybot [29/527] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 06:24:48 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/16/16 20:02:22] Shmegma [497/516] has challenged Doody [71/410] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:10:58 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/16/16 22:02:36] LordComac [254/406] has challenged Shmegma [208/516] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:27:31 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[08/17/16 11:04:04] Shmegma [220/516] has challenged dick [150/620] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:47:45 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/17/16 12:04:11] Doody [26/418] has challenged Shmegma [92/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:27:12 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/17/16 12:25:20] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/17/16 16:56:11] Shmegma [169/516] has cum upon Anky [307/522] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:22:16 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/17/16 17:04:45] Shmegma [72/516] has challenged dick [292/620] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:46:54 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/17/16 21:05:13] Doodybot [300/527] has challenged Shmegma [353/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:09:36 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[08/18/16 02:05:48] Shmegma [232/516] has challenged dick [463/620] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:29:26 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/18/16 03:05:55] Shmegma [475/516] has challenged LordComac [16/399] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:41:15 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/18/16 04:46:00] Anky [72/522] has challenged Shmegma [438/516] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/18/16 05:06:10] Shmegma [432/516] has challenged Doody [194/418] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:19:28 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/18/16 07:06:24] Anky [51/522] has challenged Shmegma [151/516] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:23:24 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/18/16 07:55:33] Shmegma [31/516] has cum upon Doodybot [501/527] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:40:08 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/18/16 09:25:04] Shmegma [405/516] has cum upon Doodybot [169/527] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 12:43:50 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/18/16 10:06:46] Wordy [556/557] has challenged Shmegma [350/516] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:31:17 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/18/16 12:28:40] Shmegma, Bart, and LordComac [1195/1252] have team battled Doody, Anky, and Doodybot [32/1467] and won! 0 days, 05:39:52 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/16 13:07:06] LordComac [313/408] has challenged Shmegma [508/516] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:48:51 is added to LordComac's clock.
[08/18/16 14:07:13] Doody [33/418] has challenged Shmegma [397/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:48 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/18/16 15:07:20] Wordy [531/557] has challenged Shmegma [12/516] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:14:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/18/16 16:07:26] Shmegma [260/516] has challenged Doodybot [343/527] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:20:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/18/16 18:07:39] Shmegma [137/516] has challenged LordComac [280/408] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:38:53 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/18/16 22:08:08] Shmegma [262/516] has challenged Doodybot [234/527] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:44:15 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/18/16 22:08:08] Shmegma has dealt Doodybot a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:40:26 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[08/19/16 00:08:23] Shmegma [49/516] has challenged Anky [45/522] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:02:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/19/16 01:08:32] Doodybot [289/527] has challenged Shmegma [172/516] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:27:55 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[08/19/16 02:26:55] Shmegma slipped a mickey to Doody and stole her level 45 pair of gloves while they were passed out! Shmegma leaves her old level 44 pair of gloves behind, which Doody then takes. Also Doody wakes up with a really sore asshole.
[08/19/16 05:08:58] Shmegma [208/517] has challenged Doodybot [524/527] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:49:04 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/19/16 06:01:01] LordComac, Doody, and Shmegma [591/1341] have team battled Doodybot, Anky, and Wordy [128/1606] and won! 0 days, 14:33:21 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/16 07:09:11] Doodybot [13/527] has challenged Shmegma [84/517] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:23:05 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[08/19/16 10:01:11] Anky, Shmegma, and Doodybot [1221/1566] have team battled Wordy, Bart, and LordComac [78/1293] and won! 0 days, 07:12:48 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/16 10:09:32] Doody [294/416] has challenged Shmegma [269/517] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:07:12 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/19/16 10:56:08] Shmegma stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:45:55 towards level 52.
[08/19/16 14:09:58] Shmegma [457/517] has challenged Doodybot [321/527] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:46:34 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/19/16 14:09:58] Shmegma has dealt Doodybot a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:20:25 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[08/19/16 16:10:12] Shmegma [330/517] has challenged Doody [285/416] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:23:49 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/19/16 18:29:56] Shmegma [212/517] has cum upon Doody [375/416] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:05:38 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/19/16 23:11:02] Anky [320/522] has challenged Shmegma [78/517] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:35:55 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/20/16 02:11:22] Shmegma [383/517] has challenged Anky [151/522] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:09:41 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/20/16 05:11:43] LordComac [94/408] has challenged Shmegma [63/517] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:46:37 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[08/20/16 08:12:03] Shmegma [215/517] has challenged Anky [45/522] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:58:08 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/20/16 18:13:09] Shmegma [390/517] has challenged Doody [157/416] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:46:41 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/20/16 23:13:43] Shmegma [201/517] has challenged Doodybot [433/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:55 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/20/16 23:58:26] Shmegma [293/517] has challenged Wordy [286/558] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:42:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/21/16 08:14:45] Shmegma [77/517] has challenged Anky [194/522] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:30:16 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/21/16 09:14:52] Shmegma [302/517] has challenged Doody [411/416] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:35 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/21/16 10:13:02] Shmegma [168/517] has cum upon LordComac [381/408] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:37:21 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/21/16 10:14:59] Shmegma [58/517] has challenged LordComac [285/408] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:24:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/21/16 12:15:12] Shmegma [369/517] has challenged Doodybot [516/533] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:11:33 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/21/16 15:15:34] Shmegma [415/517] has challenged Anky [379/522] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:37:09 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/21/16 18:15:55] Shmegma [114/517] has challenged Wordy [147/558] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:46:55 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/21/16 21:16:14] Doody [365/416] has challenged Shmegma [292/517] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:30:11 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/21/16 22:45:44] Bart [258/328] has cum upon Shmegma [283/517] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:32:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/21/16 22:45:44] Bart [256/328] has cum upon Shmegma [122/517] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 05:03:44 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/22/16 07:17:24] Doodybot [14/533] has challenged Shmegma [450/517] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:07:38 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[08/22/16 11:17:53] LordComac [137/408] has challenged Shmegma [138/517] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:08:35 is added to LordComac's clock.
[08/22/16 16:18:27] Wordy [451/558] has challenged Shmegma [448/517] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:44:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/22/16 17:18:34] Shmegma [395/517] has challenged Doodybot [168/533] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:16:13 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/22/16 20:18:55] LordComac [238/408] has challenged Shmegma [441/517] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:28:09 is added to LordComac's clock.
[08/22/16 21:19:03] Shmegma [79/517] has challenged LordComac [326/408] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:59:05 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/23/16 00:19:24] Shmegma [350/517] has challenged dick [163/622] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:43:27 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/23/16 07:20:15] Shmegma [500/517] has challenged Doody [404/434] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:03:57 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/23/16 09:20:29] Shmegma [285/517] has challenged Doody [83/434] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:44:15 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/23/16 10:09:29] Shmegma was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:12:29 towards level 53.
[08/23/16 10:20:35] Doodybot [48/533] has challenged Shmegma [95/517] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:25:02 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[08/23/16 14:21:01] Wordy [350/558] has challenged Shmegma [13/517] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:28:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/23/16 15:21:08] Shmegma [249/517] has challenged Anky [196/522] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:35:28 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/23/16 16:21:15] Anky [8/522] has challenged Shmegma [202/517] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/23/16 20:58:00] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/24/16 07:22:58] Shmegma [266/517] has challenged LordComac [278/408] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:58:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/24/16 11:23:28] Shmegma [240/517] has challenged LordComac [22/408] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:08:01 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/24/16 19:14:05] Wordy, Doodybot, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/24/16 19:14:44] Shmegma [40/517] has cum upon LordComac [20/408] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 08:37:15 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/24/16 19:14:47] Shmegma [163/517] has cum upon LordComac [270/408] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:25:31 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/24/16 19:24:21] Shmegma [294/517] has challenged Wordy [121/558] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:46:23 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/24/16 22:24:44] Shmegma [391/517] has challenged LordComac [372/408] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:41:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/25/16 02:25:11] Shmegma [450/517] has challenged dick [541/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:30:05 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/25/16 05:31:22] Doody, Wordy, and LordComac [167/1416] have team battled Anky, Doodybot, and Shmegma [1441/1572] and lost! 0 days, 20:22:19 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/16 06:25:38] Shmegma [411/517] has challenged Doody [79/434] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:27:39 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/25/16 07:25:44] LordComac [411/424] has challenged Shmegma [51/517] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:51:38 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[08/25/16 13:26:26] Wordy [114/558] has challenged Shmegma [280/517] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:28:15 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/25/16 15:26:40] Shmegma [395/517] has challenged Wordy [324/558] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:31:36 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/25/16 22:27:28] Shmegma [491/517] has challenged Bart [251/328] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:41 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/26/16 02:27:57] Anky [318/524] has challenged Shmegma [432/517] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:25:27 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/26/16 10:48:35] Shmegma bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:48 towards level 53.
[08/26/16 12:29:08] LordComac [25/424] has challenged Shmegma [413/517] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:42:47 is added to LordComac's clock.
[08/26/16 14:29:21] Shmegma [301/517] has challenged Doodybot [2/533] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:32:20 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/26/16 18:26:34] Shmegma [279/517] has challenged Doodybot [116/550] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:09:21 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/26/16 20:30:02] Anky [42/524] has challenged Shmegma [267/517] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:59:09 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/26/16 21:30:10] Shmegma [294/517] has challenged Bart [51/328] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:56:30 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/26/16 22:30:16] Shmegma [382/517] has challenged dick [518/622] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:02:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/26/16 23:30:22] Shmegma [210/517] has challenged dick [57/622] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:42:14 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/26/16 23:48:30] Shmegma was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:54:38 towards level 54.
[08/27/16 00:03:43] Shmegma, Wordy, and Doodybot [1034/1625] have team battled Bart, Doody, and Anky [237/1284] and won! 0 days, 02:36:02 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/16 02:30:43] Doody [352/432] has challenged Shmegma [430/517] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:34:02 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/27/16 04:30:58] Wordy [168/558] has challenged Shmegma [30/517] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/27/16 06:31:12] Shmegma [395/517] has challenged Doodybot [110/550] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:33:17 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/27/16 08:31:26] Shmegma [263/517] has challenged dick [505/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:40:23 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/27/16 12:31:53] Doody [237/432] has challenged Shmegma [34/517] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:47:39 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/27/16 13:31:59] Shmegma [306/517] has challenged Wordy [257/558] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:12:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/27/16 16:32:19] Shmegma [386/517] has challenged LordComac [151/424] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:29:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/27/16 19:15:53] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/27/16 19:32:40] Shmegma [199/517] has challenged Wordy [264/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:50:55 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/27/16 19:38:01] Shmegma [76/517] has cum upon Wordy [13/558] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 19:33:33 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/27/16 19:41:44] Shmegma bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:42:00 from level 54.
[08/27/16 22:33:00] Shmegma [227/517] has challenged dick [497/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:22:04 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/28/16 03:33:34] Shmegma [72/517] has challenged Doody [11/432] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:21:52 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/28/16 06:33:55] Shmegma [353/517] has challenged dick [51/622] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:20:01 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/28/16 17:35:12] Doodybot [327/550] has challenged Shmegma [315/517] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:23:52 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[08/28/16 18:03:45] Shmegma bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:52:16 towards level 54.
[08/28/16 20:35:30] Doody [186/432] has challenged Shmegma [415/517] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:55:28 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/28/16 22:35:44] Doodybot [6/550] has challenged Shmegma [502/517] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:42:34 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[08/28/16 23:35:51] Shmegma [182/517] has challenged Anky [470/524] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:00:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/29/16 00:35:58] LordComac [254/424] has challenged Shmegma [458/517] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:26 is added to LordComac's clock.
[08/29/16 01:36:05] Shmegma [475/517] has challenged Doodybot [107/550] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:46:13 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/29/16 05:36:33] Anky [393/524] has challenged Shmegma [192/517] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:23:55 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/29/16 06:36:40] Anky [424/524] has challenged Shmegma [393/517] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:55:00 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/29/16 08:54:58] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/29/16 08:55:58] Shmegma [385/517] has cum upon LordComac [174/424] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 06:59:07 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/29/16 10:37:07] Doody [330/432] has challenged Shmegma [498/517] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:15:27 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/29/16 11:37:14] Shmegma [397/517] has challenged Wordy [429/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:05:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/29/16 12:37:22] Shmegma [236/517] has challenged Doodybot [400/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:13:47 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/29/16 16:37:50] Shmegma [177/517] has challenged Doodybot [311/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:10:31 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/29/16 21:38:22] Shmegma [440/517] has challenged LordComac [389/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:13:15 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/29/16 22:38:29] Shmegma [369/517] has challenged dick [324/622] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:07:34 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/30/16 01:38:53] Shmegma [336/517] has challenged dick [50/622] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:53:58 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/30/16 04:39:16] Shmegma [452/517] has challenged Wordy [458/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:26:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/30/16 05:39:22] Shmegma [352/517] has challenged Doody [112/432] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:31:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/30/16 06:39:29] Shmegma [358/517] has challenged Doody [110/432] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:06:02 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/30/16 08:39:43] Shmegma [118/517] has challenged LordComac [421/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:56:17 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/30/16 10:39:56] Shmegma [474/517] has challenged Doodybot [534/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/30/16 18:40:55] Shmegma [184/517] has challenged Wordy [88/558] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:40:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/30/16 22:41:21] Doody [417/432] has challenged Shmegma [476/517] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:35:41 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/30/16 23:11:27] Shmegma [6/519] has challenged Doodybot [267/550] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/31/16 01:41:41] LordComac [364/424] has challenged Shmegma [250/519] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:51:46 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[08/31/16 03:54:35] Shmegma [462/519] has cum upon Anky [127/524] and taken them in the face! 2 days, 22:09:27 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/31/16 09:42:37] Doody [144/432] has challenged Shmegma [494/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:51:57 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/31/16 22:44:05] Shmegma [410/519] has challenged dick [412/622] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:04:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/31/16 23:44:11] Shmegma [419/519] has challenged LordComac [398/424] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:19:07 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/01/16 01:44:25] Doody [214/432] has challenged Shmegma [323/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:17:37 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/01/16 03:44:38] LordComac [267/424] has challenged Shmegma [498/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:14:08 is added to LordComac's clock.
[09/01/16 05:32:18] Shmegma, Wordy, and LordComac [624/1501] have team battled Doodybot, Anky, and Doody [1179/1510] and lost! 1 day, 17:27:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/16 05:44:52] Shmegma [456/519] has challenged Doody [14/432] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:54:20 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/01/16 05:44:52] Shmegma has dealt Doody a Critical Strike! 0 days, 11:03:49 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/01/16 06:44:59] Shmegma [391/519] has challenged Doodybot [197/550] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:04:36 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/01/16 07:38:01] Shmegma stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:29:28 towards level 55.
[09/01/16 08:45:12] LordComac [211/424] has challenged Shmegma [452/519] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:12:10 is added to LordComac's clock.
[09/01/16 09:45:18] Shmegma [141/519] has challenged LordComac [343/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:13:04 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/01/16 13:45:46] Shmegma [187/519] has challenged Doodybot [263/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:29:33 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/01/16 19:46:29] Wordy [21/558] has challenged Shmegma [157/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:35:44 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/01/16 22:46:51] Shmegma [361/519] has challenged Anky [202/528] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:09:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/02/16 01:47:12] Shmegma [311/519] has challenged dick [134/622] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:10:15 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/02/16 03:47:27] Shmegma [87/519] has challenged Wordy [68/558] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:32:53 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/02/16 08:48:01] Shmegma [247/519] has challenged dick [191/622] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:13:27 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/02/16 10:48:15] Shmegma [314/519] has challenged Wordy [357/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:24:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/02/16 12:48:29] Shmegma [150/519] has challenged Wordy [341/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:03:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/02/16 17:49:01] Doody [104/432] has challenged Shmegma [262/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:42:45 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/02/16 19:49:15] Doodybot [242/550] has challenged Shmegma [259/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:17:27 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[09/02/16 22:49:36] Doodybot [282/550] has challenged Shmegma [465/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:59:13 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[09/03/16 00:49:50] Shmegma [34/519] has challenged LordComac [383/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:24:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/03/16 04:50:17] Wordy [243/558] has challenged Shmegma [187/519] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:05:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/03/16 11:51:06] Shmegma [266/519] has challenged Wordy [330/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:30:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/03/16 12:51:12] Wordy [233/558] has challenged Shmegma [218/519] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:16:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/03/16 13:43:31] LordComac, Doodybot, and Doody [958/1406] have team battled Wordy, Shmegma, and Bart [1087/1453] and lost! 0 days, 06:49:34 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/16 13:51:20] Shmegma [507/519] has challenged Doodybot [521/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:35:06 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/03/16 14:58:25] Shmegma invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:19:37 towards level 55.
[09/03/16 15:51:35] Doodybot [513/550] has challenged Shmegma [429/519] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:42:53 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[09/03/16 19:52:02] Shmegma [75/519] has challenged Bart [333/376] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:23:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/03/16 22:52:22] Shmegma [40/519] has challenged Doody [238/432] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:07:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/03/16 23:52:29] Shmegma [241/519] has challenged LordComac [285/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:02:15 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/04/16 09:53:42] LordComac [324/424] has challenged Shmegma [160/519] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:47:59 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[09/04/16 13:54:09] Shmegma [515/519] has challenged LordComac [413/424] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:41:55 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/04/16 17:54:36] Anky [109/528] has challenged Shmegma [83/519] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:01:10 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/04/16 18:54:44] Shmegma [164/519] has challenged Wordy [480/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:05:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/05/16 04:19:34] Doody, Doodybot, Shmegma, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/05/16 07:56:14] Doodybot [151/550] has challenged Shmegma [333/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:23 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[09/05/16 09:56:29] Shmegma [388/519] has challenged Doody [374/436] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:29:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/05/16 15:57:12] Shmegma [29/519] has challenged Doodybot [235/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:02:42 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/06/16 01:56:50] Anky, LordComac, Shmegma, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/06/16 02:58:27] Anky [100/528] has challenged Shmegma [395/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:39:36 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/06/16 03:58:33] Shmegma [124/519] has challenged Doody [261/563] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:47:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/06/16 10:59:22] Shmegma [61/519] has challenged Doodybot [247/559] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:16:58 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/06/16 17:00:04] Doodybot [540/559] has challenged Shmegma [348/519] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:00:41 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[09/06/16 17:00:04] Doodybot has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:30:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/06/16 18:00:11] Wordy [495/558] has challenged Shmegma [23/519] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:07:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/06/16 20:00:23] Wordy [373/558] has challenged Shmegma [361/519] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:45:53 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/06/16 23:00:45] Doody [203/563] has challenged Shmegma [281/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:53:31 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/07/16 04:01:20] Shmegma [126/519] has challenged LordComac [47/428] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:01:33 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/07/16 05:01:27] Doodybot [515/559] has challenged Shmegma [194/519] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:47:35 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[09/07/16 06:01:34] Shmegma [56/519] has challenged Doodybot [105/559] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:29:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/07/16 10:02:02] Shmegma [42/519] has challenged Doody [445/563] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:35:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/07/16 11:02:08] Shmegma [291/519] has challenged Doody [501/563] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:55:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/07/16 17:02:49] Shmegma [482/519] has challenged Wordy [463/558] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:58:50 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/07/16 20:03:08] Shmegma [303/519] has challenged Anky [232/528] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:52:02 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/07/16 22:03:22] Anky [153/528] has challenged Shmegma [276/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:36:49 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/08/16 01:03:41] Shmegma [420/519] has challenged dick [436/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:33:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/08/16 06:04:14] Doody [93/563] has challenged Shmegma [196/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:29:47 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/08/16 08:14:10] Wordy, Doodybot, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/08/16 08:14:16] Shmegma [251/519] has cum upon Wordy [257/558] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:50:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/08/16 08:14:19] Shmegma [335/519] has cum upon Wordy [173/558] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 05:37:55 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/08/16 12:04:56] Shmegma [435/519] has challenged LordComac [261/428] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:24:01 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/08/16 20:05:50] Shmegma [323/519] has challenged Doodybot [16/559] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:34:19 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/08/16 21:05:57] Shmegma [193/519] has challenged LordComac [18/428] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/09/16 01:06:23] Shmegma [187/519] has challenged Doody [155/541] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:23:01 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/09/16 03:06:37] Wordy [63/567] has challenged Shmegma [87/519] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:32:50 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/09/16 08:00:18] Shmegma was diagnosed with autisms. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:23:23 from level 55.
[09/09/16 08:07:13] LordComac [221/428] has challenged Shmegma [480/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:04:01 is added to LordComac's clock.
[09/09/16 09:07:22] Shmegma [489/519] has challenged Anky [486/546] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:14:57 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/09/16 11:07:36] Doodybot [156/559] has challenged Shmegma [388/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:15:08 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[09/09/16 14:07:57] Shmegma [408/519] has challenged Wordy [125/567] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:13:58 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/09/16 15:08:04] Shmegma [3/519] has challenged Anky [155/549] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:31:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/09/16 18:08:25] Doodybot [132/559] has challenged Shmegma [15/519] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:06:59 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[09/09/16 19:08:32] Doody [455/541] has challenged Shmegma [137/519] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:19:39 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/09/16 21:31:55] Shmegma spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on her tunic! Shmegma's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/09/16 22:13:56] Shmegma [124/513] has challenged Anky [402/549] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/09/16 23:09:00] Shmegma [318/513] has challenged dick [299/632] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:08:32 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/10/16 02:09:20] Shmegma [455/513] has challenged Doodybot [407/559] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:11:15 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/10/16 04:09:34] Doodybot [438/559] has challenged Shmegma [434/513] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:27:44 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[09/10/16 05:09:40] Shmegma [404/513] has challenged Anky [191/549] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:22:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/10/16 05:09:40] In the lemon party, Anky dropped her level 52 charm! Shmegma picks it up, tossing her old level 50 charm to Anky.
[09/10/16 07:01:01] Shmegma grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:30:51 towards level 56.
[09/10/16 07:09:54] Shmegma [157/515] has challenged Doody [352/541] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:37:25 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/10/16 09:09:35] Doody, Wordy, and Doodybot [633/1667] have team battled Bart, Anky, and Shmegma [1408/1448] and lost! 0 days, 01:39:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/16 12:10:30] Shmegma [358/515] has challenged Wordy [202/567] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:46:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/10/16 13:10:37] Doodybot [470/559] has challenged Shmegma [261/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:06:17 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[09/10/16 15:10:50] Anky [104/548] has challenged Shmegma [431/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:19:34 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/10/16 18:11:10] Shmegma [439/515] has challenged Anky [27/548] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:49:37 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/10/16 22:11:38] Shmegma [31/515] has challenged Anky [326/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:43:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/11/16 00:11:51] Anky [486/548] has challenged Shmegma [399/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:26:15 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/11/16 05:12:26] Shmegma [32/515] has challenged Wordy [561/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:49:21 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/11/16 10:12:59] Shmegma [271/515] has challenged dick [144/632] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:02:35 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/11/16 15:13:33] Shmegma [234/515] has challenged Doodybot [106/563] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:44:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/11/16 17:13:46] Doodybot [471/563] has challenged Shmegma [8/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:10:47 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[09/11/16 19:14:00] Doodybot [438/563] has challenged Shmegma [38/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:14:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[09/11/16 22:14:19] Shmegma [348/515] has challenged Anky [15/548] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:29:50 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/12/16 01:14:40] Doodybot [475/563] has challenged Shmegma [170/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:36:46 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[09/12/16 02:14:48] Shmegma [176/515] has challenged Anky [260/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:11:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/12/16 03:14:55] Shmegma [174/515] has challenged Wordy [332/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:10:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/12/16 04:15:02] Wordy [380/570] has challenged Shmegma [268/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:39:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/12/16 07:15:22] Shmegma [467/515] has challenged Doody [521/537] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:06:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/12/16 10:15:41] LordComac [134/428] has challenged Shmegma [147/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:36 is added to LordComac's clock.
[09/12/16 13:16:01] Doodybot [152/563] has challenged Shmegma [98/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:35:47 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[09/12/16 15:33:21] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/12/16 17:08:59] Anky [302/548] has challenged Shmegma [367/515] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:05:14 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/12/16 18:16:33] Shmegma [271/515] has challenged LordComac [123/428] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:22:21 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/12/16 19:16:40] Shmegma [415/515] has challenged Wordy [234/570] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:04:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/12/16 23:17:08] Doodybot [11/563] has challenged Shmegma [195/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:17 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[09/13/16 01:17:23] Shmegma [53/515] has challenged Wordy [289/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:21:31 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/13/16 04:17:44] Shmegma [189/515] has challenged Anky [504/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:47:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/13/16 05:17:50] Shmegma [9/515] has challenged Doodybot [50/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:14:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/13/16 08:18:12] Wordy [517/570] has challenged Shmegma [514/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:09:44 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/13/16 13:18:46] Shmegma [86/515] has challenged dick [184/635] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:47:02 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/13/16 14:49:20] Shmegma [265/515] has cum upon LordComac [27/428] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 16:39:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/13/16 15:43:28] Doody [490/537] has challenged Shmegma [146/515] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:42:31 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/13/16 16:19:04] Shmegma [107/515] has challenged Doodybot [588/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:41:51 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/13/16 17:55:39] Shmegma [275/515] has cum upon LordComac [405/428] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:07:25 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/13/16 22:19:46] Shmegma [361/515] has challenged Bart [324/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:58:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/13/16 22:19:46] Shmegma has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:44:29 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/14/16 04:20:27] Shmegma [215/515] has challenged Doodybot [391/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:31:05 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/14/16 06:20:39] LordComac [427/428] has challenged Shmegma [500/515] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:04:44 is added to LordComac's clock.
[09/14/16 09:21:00] Shmegma [14/515] has challenged Doody [13/537] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:17:19 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/14/16 10:21:06] Shmegma [32/515] has challenged Anky [362/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:34:11 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/14/16 12:21:19] Shmegma [105/515] has challenged Wordy [66/570] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:01:34 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/14/16 13:21:26] Doodybot [485/590] has challenged Shmegma [232/515] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:20:44 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[09/14/16 14:21:32] Shmegma [53/515] has challenged dick [205/635] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:24:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/14/16 15:33:07] Shmegma is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 03:39:18 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[09/14/16 16:19:55] Shmegma was rejuvenated by a coffee enema! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:42:46 towards level 56.
[09/14/16 18:22:00] Shmegma [60/515] has challenged Doodybot [250/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:07:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/14/16 20:22:13] Shmegma [302/515] has challenged Wordy [403/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:49 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/14/16 21:22:20] Shmegma [360/515] has challenged Anky [208/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:42:51 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/15/16 03:23:00] Doodybot [247/590] has challenged Shmegma [47/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:11:18 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[09/15/16 04:23:06] Wordy [236/577] has challenged Shmegma [193/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:05:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/15/16 09:23:41] Shmegma [122/515] has challenged Doodybot [490/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:55 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/15/16 10:23:49] Shmegma [395/515] has challenged Wordy [445/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:34:58 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/15/16 15:24:25] Shmegma [102/515] has challenged dick [293/643] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:23:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/15/16 16:24:33] LordComac [150/428] has challenged Shmegma [268/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:29:45 is added to LordComac's clock.
[09/15/16 16:55:45] Wordy [262/577] has challenged Shmegma [122/515] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:18:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/15/16 21:25:06] Anky [40/548] has challenged Shmegma [459/515] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:03:43 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/15/16 21:51:44] Shmegma caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:43:15 towards level 56.
[09/16/16 07:26:13] Shmegma [128/515] has challenged dick [448/643] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:50:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/16/16 07:46:57] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/16/16 07:47:00] Shmegma [13/515] has cum upon Anky [155/548] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:29:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/16/16 07:47:03] Shmegma [87/515] has cum upon Anky [322/548] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:51:34 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/16/16 07:47:21] Shmegma [369/515] has cum upon Anky [460/548] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:14:53 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/16/16 08:26:19] Shmegma [469/515] has challenged Anky [330/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:49:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/16/16 09:26:26] Shmegma [94/515] has challenged Doodybot [175/593] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:09:21 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/16/16 12:26:47] Shmegma [396/515] has challenged dick [156/643] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:06:14 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/16/16 13:26:54] Shmegma [120/515] has challenged Doody [166/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:19:08 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/16/16 20:27:42] Anky [82/548] has challenged Shmegma [88/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:59:13 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/17/16 00:28:08] Wordy [141/577] has challenged Shmegma [97/515] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:13:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/17/16 01:28:16] Shmegma [293/515] has challenged Anky [386/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:05:48 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/17/16 05:28:43] Shmegma [442/515] has challenged Doody [319/529] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:54:50 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/17/16 06:06:02] Doodybot, Wordy, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/17/16 06:28:50] Shmegma [166/515] has challenged Anky [269/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:54:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/17/16 08:29:04] Shmegma [131/515] has challenged Anky [444/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:53:51 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/17/16 09:29:10] Shmegma [478/515] has challenged Bart [224/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:27:41 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/17/16 16:29:56] Shmegma [455/515] has challenged dick [400/643] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:01:41 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/17/16 21:28:05] Anky, LordComac, and Bart [1232/1361] have team battled Shmegma, Wordy, and Doodybot [344/1680] and won! 0 days, 02:27:52 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/16 23:30:41] Shmegma [64/515] has challenged LordComac [171/428] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:45:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/18/16 06:31:29] Shmegma [389/515] has challenged dick [460/643] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:26:43 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/18/16 11:25:24] Shmegma [288/705] has challenged dick [574/785] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:50:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/18/16 18:32:51] Anky [185/548] has challenged Shmegma [105/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:52:48 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/18/16 19:32:58] Wordy [454/577] has challenged Shmegma [558/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:47:47 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/18/16 20:33:04] Wordy [315/577] has challenged Shmegma [332/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:18:00 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/18/16 21:33:11] Shmegma [27/705] has challenged Anky [406/548] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:24:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/18/16 23:33:24] Shmegma [227/705] has challenged Wordy [453/577] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:59:40 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/19/16 01:33:38] Shmegma [215/705] has challenged Anky [186/548] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:40:08 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/19/16 02:33:45] LordComac [172/424] has challenged Shmegma [331/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:48:27 is added to LordComac's clock.
[09/19/16 05:34:04] Shmegma [447/705] has challenged Doodybot [749/880] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:36:25 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/19/16 07:34:15] Shmegma [323/705] has challenged Doodybot [366/880] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:04:46 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/19/16 09:34:26] Shmegma [75/705] has challenged Anky [431/548] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:11:38 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/19/16 11:34:37] Shmegma [316/705] has challenged Doody [89/529] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:39:54 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/19/16 13:34:49] Shmegma [87/705] has challenged Doodybot [183/880] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:58:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/19/16 15:35:00] Shmegma [217/705] has challenged dick [205/881] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:41:07 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/19/16 17:35:12] Shmegma [428/705] has challenged LordComac [353/424] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:56:09 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/19/16 20:35:33] Shmegma [348/705] has challenged Doody [455/529] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:30:56 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/20/16 03:36:20] LordComac [25/424] has challenged Shmegma [598/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:38:53 is added to LordComac's clock.
[09/20/16 05:36:34] Anky [230/548] has challenged Shmegma [449/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:33:12 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/20/16 07:21:33] Shmegma is forsaken by her pimp. 1 day, 06:25:38 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[09/20/16 07:36:47] Shmegma [703/705] has challenged Doody [271/529] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:02:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/20/16 09:37:01] Anky [132/548] has challenged Shmegma [520/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:03:43 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/20/16 13:10:43] Doody, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/20/16 13:37:30] Anky [530/548] has challenged Shmegma [360/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:51:36 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/20/16 15:08:35] Doody, LordComac, and Doodybot [1829/1838] have team battled Wordy, Shmegma, and Anky [1270/1830] and won! 0 days, 07:46:28 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/16 06:39:14] Shmegma [399/705] has challenged Doody [482/529] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:05:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/21/16 10:15:24] Shmegma hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:41:34 towards level 57.
[09/21/16 15:40:02] Shmegma [64/705] has challenged dick [186/886] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:35:34 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/21/16 16:40:07] Shmegma [209/705] has challenged Wordy [423/577] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:45:42 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/21/16 17:40:12] Shmegma [96/705] has challenged LordComac [370/424] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:46:47 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/21/16 18:40:18] Shmegma [548/705] has challenged Anky [34/548] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:00:30 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/22/16 00:40:58] LordComac [342/424] has challenged Shmegma [7/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:17:53 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[09/22/16 02:41:12] Shmegma [87/705] has challenged dick [322/886] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:12:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/22/16 03:41:18] Shmegma [559/705] has challenged Anky [94/548] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:51:12 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/22/16 07:41:43] Shmegma [365/705] has challenged Wordy [255/577] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:12:46 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/22/16 07:59:04] LordComac [87/424] has challenged Shmegma [417/705] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to LordComac's clock.
[09/22/16 14:42:31] Doodybot [775/885] has challenged Shmegma [602/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:15:13 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[09/22/16 16:42:46] Shmegma [623/705] has challenged Wordy [52/577] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:13:14 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/22/16 18:43:00] Anky [125/548] has challenged Shmegma [426/705] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:27:09 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/22/16 21:43:19] Shmegma [75/705] has challenged Doodybot [299/885] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:31:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/23/16 02:58:59] Doodybot, Doody, and Wordy [1735/1991] have team battled Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma [186/1677] and won! 0 days, 05:43:15 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/16 03:44:01] Shmegma [75/705] has challenged dick [692/886] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:14:35 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/23/16 05:22:45] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/23/16 09:20:10] Shmegma got knocked up. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:48:11 from level 57.
[09/23/16 10:44:50] Anky [264/548] has challenged Shmegma [396/705] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:26:31 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/23/16 11:44:56] Wordy [379/577] has challenged Shmegma [351/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:57:38 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/23/16 16:45:28] Doodybot [80/885] has challenged Shmegma [130/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:57 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[09/23/16 19:45:48] LordComac [140/424] has challenged Shmegma [406/705] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:07:16 is added to LordComac's clock.
[09/23/16 20:45:55] Anky [509/548] has challenged Shmegma [556/705] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:49:16 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/23/16 23:46:16] Shmegma [193/705] has challenged Doody [465/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:20:24 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/24/16 00:46:22] Shmegma [155/705] has challenged Doody [245/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:24:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/24/16 01:46:30] Shmegma [250/705] has challenged dick [556/886] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:31:05 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/24/16 02:01:01] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/24/16 06:47:02] Doody [262/529] has challenged Shmegma [113/705] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:54:25 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/24/16 08:47:16] Doodybot [30/885] has challenged Shmegma [267/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:29 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[09/24/16 12:47:41] Shmegma [651/705] has challenged Anky [4/548] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:59:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/24/16 17:48:10] Shmegma [638/705] has challenged LordComac [278/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:17:55 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/24/16 21:48:33] Shmegma [603/705] has challenged Wordy [510/577] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:16:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/25/16 00:48:52] Shmegma [81/705] has challenged LordComac [373/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:56:05 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/25/16 03:49:13] Shmegma [389/705] has challenged Anky [306/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:42:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/25/16 08:49:48] Shmegma [67/705] has challenged Doodybot [634/885] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:41:25 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/25/16 10:50:03] Shmegma [272/705] has challenged Doodybot [383/885] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:05:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/25/16 13:50:23] Shmegma [579/705] has challenged Doodybot [222/885] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:40:55 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/25/16 16:20:41] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/25/16 19:51:04] Doodybot [228/885] has challenged Shmegma [575/705] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:54:25 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[09/25/16 20:51:10] Doodybot [840/885] has challenged Shmegma [520/705] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:17:02 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[09/26/16 08:52:30] Shmegma [641/705] has challenged Wordy [29/577] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:20:20 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/26/16 08:52:30] Shmegma has dealt Wordy a Critical Strike! 1 day, 15:40:01 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/26/16 10:52:42] Doodybot [474/885] has challenged Shmegma [474/705] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:03:03 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[09/26/16 16:53:26] Shmegma [615/705] has challenged Doodybot [718/885] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:27:16 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/26/16 18:53:41] LordComac [171/424] has challenged Shmegma [141/705] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:51:36 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[09/26/16 19:53:48] LordComac [86/424] has challenged Shmegma [386/705] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:59:38 is added to LordComac's clock.
[09/27/16 01:54:30] Shmegma [265/705] has challenged Doody [202/529] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:41:33 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/27/16 06:42:28] Doody, LordComac, and Shmegma [1029/1658] have team battled Wordy, Anky, and Doodybot [270/2010] and won! 0 days, 06:39:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/16 07:29:29] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/27/16 17:56:19] Shmegma [518/705] has challenged LordComac [137/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:45 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/27/16 18:56:25] Shmegma [138/705] has challenged dick [742/886] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:40 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/27/16 19:56:32] Shmegma [101/705] has challenged Doody [331/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:06 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/27/16 20:56:39] Anky [533/548] has challenged Shmegma [241/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:59:43 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/27/16 22:48:09] Anky, Shmegma, and Doodybot [951/2138] have team battled Doody, Wordy, and LordComac [411/1530] and won! 0 days, 00:48:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/16 00:57:05] Anky [136/548] has challenged Shmegma [254/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:05:12 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/28/16 02:02:21] Shmegma [360/705] has challenged Anky [142/548] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:10:29 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/28/16 02:07:03] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/28/16 06:57:48] Doody [99/529] has challenged Shmegma [150/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:05:02 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/28/16 07:57:55] Shmegma [700/705] has challenged Doodybot [545/885] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:13:08 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/28/16 08:58:02] Shmegma [230/705] has challenged Wordy [482/577] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:50:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/28/16 09:58:08] Shmegma [219/705] has challenged LordComac [273/424] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:51:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/28/16 13:58:36] Doodybot [62/885] has challenged Shmegma [331/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:49:25 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[09/28/16 14:58:43] Doodybot [641/885] has challenged Shmegma [475/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:10:25 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[09/28/16 17:13:58] Shmegma got the clap. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:38:31 from level 58.
[09/28/16 18:59:09] Wordy [31/577] has challenged Shmegma [503/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:56:37 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/28/16 21:59:30] Shmegma [53/705] has challenged LordComac [44/424] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:13:11 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/28/16 22:59:36] Shmegma [14/705] has challenged dick [15/886] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:33:17 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/29/16 00:18:53] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/29/16 04:00:09] Shmegma [499/705] has challenged Anky [488/548] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:57:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/29/16 04:00:09] Shmegma has dealt Anky a Critical Strike! 2 days, 13:43:02 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/29/16 08:00:35] Shmegma [390/705] has challenged dick [469/886] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:31:04 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/29/16 09:00:41] LordComac [77/424] has challenged Shmegma [604/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:27:19 is added to LordComac's clock.
[09/29/16 10:00:49] Anky [543/548] has challenged Shmegma [693/705] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:07:34 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/29/16 13:01:10] LordComac [13/424] has challenged Shmegma [5/705] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:41:49 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[09/29/16 19:01:51] Shmegma [88/705] has challenged Doodybot [863/885] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:29:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/29/16 22:02:12] Shmegma [391/705] has challenged Bart [156/404] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:58:53 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/30/16 00:02:26] Anky [295/548] has challenged Shmegma [6/705] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:26:08 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/30/16 03:02:45] Shmegma [652/705] has challenged Wordy [103/577] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:35:13 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/30/16 06:03:07] Doody [216/529] has challenged Shmegma [146/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:45:33 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/30/16 08:03:20] Shmegma [287/705] has challenged Bart [339/404] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:49:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/30/16 10:03:34] Shmegma [558/705] has challenged LordComac [253/424] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:08:27 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/30/16 12:03:48] Shmegma [34/705] has challenged dick [68/886] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:39:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/30/16 17:04:22] Shmegma [596/705] has challenged Wordy [246/577] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:16:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/01/16 01:05:15] Anky [52/548] has challenged Shmegma [257/705] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:56:43 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/01/16 06:23:51] Shmegma was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:46:49 towards level 58.
[10/01/16 08:27:45] Shmegma [18/705] has cum upon Wordy [550/577] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:13:15 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/01/16 08:56:36] Shmegma is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 06:33:18 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[10/01/16 10:06:17] Doody [367/529] has challenged Shmegma [129/705] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:40:35 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/01/16 17:07:05] Shmegma [660/705] has challenged dick [765/894] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:41:17 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/01/16 22:07:39] Bart [253/455] has challenged Shmegma [422/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:49:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/02/16 00:07:53] LordComac [309/424] has challenged Shmegma [260/705] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:43:46 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[10/02/16 00:28:53] Doodybot, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/02/16 08:08:49] Doodybot [637/893] has challenged Shmegma [514/705] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:01:26 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/02/16 14:09:29] Shmegma [637/705] has challenged Anky [164/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:23:02 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/02/16 15:09:36] Doodybot [635/893] has challenged Shmegma [504/705] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:17:55 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/02/16 23:10:27] Shmegma [436/705] has challenged LordComac [213/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:27:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/03/16 04:11:00] LordComac [284/424] has challenged Shmegma [353/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:35:28 is added to LordComac's clock.
[10/03/16 05:11:07] Wordy [102/577] has challenged Shmegma [122/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:53:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/03/16 07:11:22] Bart [230/455] has challenged Shmegma [378/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:50:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/03/16 11:53:19] Shmegma was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:15:52 towards level 58.
[10/03/16 21:12:50] Anky [41/548] has challenged Shmegma [322/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:00:08 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/04/16 01:13:19] Doody [300/529] has challenged Shmegma [361/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:51:14 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/04/16 03:13:34] LordComac [242/424] has challenged Shmegma [295/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:33:20 is added to LordComac's clock.
[10/04/16 05:13:48] Shmegma [399/705] has challenged dick [603/894] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:58:33 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/04/16 07:06:11] Shmegma was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:37:44 towards level 58.
[10/04/16 08:14:10] Shmegma [562/705] has challenged LordComac [13/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:45:11 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/04/16 08:14:10] Shmegma has dealt LordComac a Critical Strike! 1 day, 15:42:44 is added to LordComac's clock.
[10/04/16 18:15:19] Anky [453/548] has challenged Shmegma [187/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:45:40 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/05/16 02:16:13] Doody [78/529] has challenged Shmegma [274/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:33 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/05/16 03:16:20] Shmegma [190/705] has challenged LordComac [10/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:34:10 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/05/16 03:16:20] Shmegma has dealt LordComac a Critical Strike! 1 day, 19:51:56 is added to LordComac's clock.
[10/05/16 04:38:23] Shmegma was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:00:50 from level 58.
[10/05/16 05:16:33] Wordy [14/577] has challenged Shmegma [556/705] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:03:55 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/05/16 07:16:49] Shmegma [175/705] has challenged Anky [157/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:06:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/05/16 10:17:10] Doodybot [639/893] has challenged Shmegma [608/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:59:26 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/05/16 16:17:52] Shmegma [589/705] has challenged dick [490/894] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:23:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/05/16 19:18:12] Doody [472/529] has challenged Shmegma [130/705] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:23:22 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/06/16 01:26:55] Shmegma [114/705] has cum upon Doody [75/529] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 03:41:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/06/16 02:37:11] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/06/16 05:19:22] Shmegma [281/705] has challenged Anky [159/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:05:30 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/06/16 06:19:29] Shmegma [589/705] has challenged Anky [288/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:04:11 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/06/16 08:41:42] Shmegma sharpened the edge of her weapon! Shmegma's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/06/16 09:19:49] Wordy [543/577] has challenged Shmegma [407/711] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:28:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/06/16 11:20:02] Shmegma [326/711] has challenged Anky [5/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:56:19 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/06/16 11:20:02] Shmegma has dealt Anky a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:49:35 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/06/16 12:20:10] Shmegma [409/711] has challenged Wordy [518/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:21 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/06/16 13:20:17] LordComac [153/424] has challenged Shmegma [580/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:57:53 is added to LordComac's clock.
[10/06/16 15:20:31] Shmegma [481/711] has challenged Doody [386/529] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:08:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/06/16 23:21:23] Doodybot [57/893] has challenged Shmegma [374/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:30:35 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[10/07/16 00:21:30] Doodybot [528/893] has challenged Shmegma [562/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:42:37 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[10/07/16 02:21:32] Doody, Shmegma, and Anky [9/1788] have team battled Wordy, LordComac, and Doodybot [346/1894] and lost! 0 days, 00:47:00 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/16 06:22:11] Doodybot [888/893] has challenged Shmegma [664/711] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:15:30 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/07/16 07:03:33] Shmegma [638/711] has challenged Doody [476/529] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:40:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/07/16 07:22:17] Shmegma [677/711] has challenged dick [559/894] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:46:41 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/07/16 09:22:31] Wordy [239/577] has challenged Shmegma [112/711] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:14:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/07/16 14:23:03] Shmegma [400/711] has challenged dick [754/894] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:48:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/07/16 16:23:17] Doodybot [330/893] has challenged Shmegma [104/711] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:58:46 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/07/16 18:23:30] Shmegma [216/711] has challenged dick [23/894] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:02:42 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/07/16 19:23:37] Doodybot [876/893] has challenged Shmegma [431/711] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:47:17 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/07/16 22:23:57] Anky [458/548] has challenged Shmegma [695/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:45:22 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/07/16 23:24:03] Shmegma [357/711] has challenged Bart [43/455] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:37:43 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/08/16 01:24:16] Shmegma [32/711] has challenged LordComac [147/424] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:11:51 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/08/16 07:07:19] Shmegma grew a third nipple! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:21:41 towards level 59.
[10/08/16 16:26:00] LordComac [230/424] has challenged Shmegma [180/711] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:10:45 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[10/09/16 06:27:39] Shmegma [454/711] has challenged Anky [80/548] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:05:46 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/09/16 08:27:54] Doodybot [209/924] has challenged Shmegma [337/711] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:48:05 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[10/09/16 14:28:33] Doodybot [145/924] has challenged Shmegma [572/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:54:41 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[10/09/16 15:28:40] Shmegma [582/711] has challenged dick [826/925] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:15:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/09/16 17:28:54] Shmegma [311/711] has challenged Bart [179/455] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:03:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/09/16 18:29:01] Bart [76/455] has challenged Shmegma [573/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:47:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/09/16 19:13:48] Shmegma [655/711] has cum upon LordComac [214/427] and taken them in the face! 2 days, 01:18:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/09/16 19:29:08] Shmegma [475/711] has challenged Wordy [533/577] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:22:40 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/09/16 22:29:28] Shmegma [561/711] has challenged Wordy [513/577] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:26:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/09/16 23:29:35] Bart [170/455] has challenged Shmegma [419/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:37:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/10/16 02:29:56] Doodybot [811/958] has challenged Shmegma [463/711] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:57:28 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/10/16 03:30:03] Wordy [311/577] has challenged Shmegma [322/711] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:00:13 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/10/16 04:30:11] Doodybot [75/958] has challenged Shmegma [587/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:25:28 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[10/10/16 08:30:40] Shmegma [496/711] has challenged Anky [530/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:29:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/10/16 10:30:52] Shmegma [633/711] has challenged Wordy [159/577] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:07:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/10/16 11:30:59] Shmegma [541/711] has challenged Doody [187/529] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:06:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/10/16 11:31:41] Shmegma lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:26:34 from level 59.
[10/10/16 15:31:27] Shmegma [303/711] has challenged dick [412/959] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:44:04 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/10/16 16:31:34] Shmegma [401/711] has challenged LordComac [53/429] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:14:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/11/16 00:32:19] LordComac [38/429] has challenged Shmegma [74/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:51:18 is added to LordComac's clock.
[10/11/16 03:32:33] Doody [81/529] has challenged Shmegma [169/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:11:21 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/11/16 05:32:44] Shmegma [181/711] has challenged dick [277/950] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:06:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/11/16 06:55:31] Shmegma [555/711] has cum upon Doody [13/529] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 08:52:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/11/16 06:55:31] Shmegma [191/711] has cum upon Doody [293/529] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:24:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/11/16 09:33:06] LordComac [326/438] has challenged Shmegma [66/711] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:45:00 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[10/11/16 10:33:13] Shmegma [385/711] has challenged Doody [8/529] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:07:49 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/11/16 12:22:23] Shmegma [82/711] has cum upon LordComac [406/438] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:59:15 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/11/16 12:22:59] Shmegma [273/711] has cum upon LordComac [283/438] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:57:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/11/16 15:33:48] Shmegma [103/711] has challenged Doodybot [624/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:02:48 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/11/16 17:58:46] Wordy, Doody, and Doodybot [44/2062] have team battled LordComac, Anky, and Shmegma [876/1697] and lost! 0 days, 20:07:45 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/16 18:34:11] Shmegma [691/711] has challenged Doody [362/529] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:16:53 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/12/16 02:35:08] Shmegma [616/711] has challenged Doodybot [539/956] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:11:09 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/12/16 02:35:08] Shmegma has dealt Doodybot a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:14:26 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[10/12/16 04:08:36] Doodybot, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/12/16 10:36:01] Doodybot [211/956] has challenged Shmegma [536/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:54:35 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[10/12/16 12:36:16] Shmegma [334/711] has challenged Doodybot [333/956] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:49:54 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/12/16 13:36:22] Wordy [379/582] has challenged Shmegma [38/711] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:38:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/12/16 18:55:24] Shmegma is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 03:52:59 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[10/12/16 19:37:02] Shmegma [122/711] has challenged Doodybot [779/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:01:16 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/12/16 21:37:16] Wordy [388/582] has challenged Shmegma [646/711] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:02:15 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/12/16 22:37:23] Shmegma [235/711] has challenged Doody [222/523] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:41:11 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/12/16 23:37:29] Shmegma [155/711] has challenged Doody [508/523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:20:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/13/16 05:38:13] Shmegma [192/711] has challenged Anky [108/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:38:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/13/16 12:39:00] Shmegma [291/711] has challenged dick [367/957] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:01:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/13/16 13:39:08] Doodybot [97/956] has challenged Shmegma [409/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:44:11 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[10/13/16 15:39:22] Shmegma [378/711] has challenged dick [928/957] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:25:45 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/13/16 17:39:34] Doody [420/523] has challenged Shmegma [460/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:53:06 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/13/16 21:40:03] Doody [307/523] has challenged Shmegma [140/711] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:41:35 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/13/16 21:40:03] Doody has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:53:56 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/14/16 01:40:28] Shmegma [226/711] has challenged Wordy [363/582] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:00:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/14/16 03:40:41] LordComac [60/453] has challenged Shmegma [165/711] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:58:03 is added to LordComac's clock.
[10/14/16 04:40:48] Doody [396/523] has challenged Shmegma [460/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:13:10 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/14/16 05:40:54] Shmegma [317/711] has challenged Wordy [517/582] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:14:53 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/14/16 08:41:16] Doodybot [661/956] has challenged Shmegma [692/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:10 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[10/14/16 15:42:04] Shmegma [597/711] has challenged Wordy [3/582] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:17:47 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/14/16 19:15:23] Doodybot, Wordy, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/15/16 01:43:13] Doodybot [792/956] has challenged Shmegma [250/711] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:45:24 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/15/16 04:43:34] LordComac [285/453] has challenged Shmegma [684/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:38:08 is added to LordComac's clock.
[10/15/16 05:43:40] Anky [17/548] has challenged Shmegma [341/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:53:26 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/15/16 14:16:14] Shmegma [544/711] has cum upon Wordy [57/582] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 06:03:39 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/15/16 16:44:50] LordComac [113/453] has challenged Shmegma [71/711] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:24:42 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[10/15/16 17:44:57] Anky [285/548] has challenged Shmegma [652/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:16:36 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/15/16 21:19:42] Shmegma died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:30:31 from level 59.
[10/15/16 22:45:30] Shmegma [69/711] has challenged Wordy [551/582] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:25:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/16/16 03:46:03] Shmegma [144/711] has challenged Wordy [46/582] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:52:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/16/16 03:46:03] Shmegma has dealt Wordy a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:52:44 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/16/16 08:51:22] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/16/16 12:45:11] Shmegma ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:48:37 from level 59.
[10/16/16 13:47:05] Bart [89/455] has challenged Shmegma [299/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:46:30 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/16/16 14:47:11] Shmegma [59/711] has challenged LordComac [25/453] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:14:49 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/16/16 17:47:26] Wordy [549/582] has challenged Shmegma [460/711] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:18:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/16/16 22:26:46] Shmegma [280/711] has challenged LordComac [258/453] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:15:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/17/16 00:48:05] Shmegma [161/711] has challenged LordComac [365/453] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:25:31 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/17/16 01:48:11] Anky [444/548] has challenged Shmegma [660/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:17:37 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/17/16 04:48:27] Shmegma [316/711] has challenged dick [854/957] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:43:25 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/17/16 07:48:45] LordComac [124/446] has challenged Shmegma [635/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:38:00 is added to LordComac's clock.
[10/17/16 13:49:25] Wordy [284/588] has challenged Shmegma [692/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:03:05 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/17/16 15:49:37] Shmegma [599/711] has challenged Wordy [163/588] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:29:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/17/16 20:50:11] LordComac [173/446] has challenged Shmegma [472/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:10:47 is added to LordComac's clock.
[10/17/16 22:50:24] Shmegma [569/711] has challenged Anky [507/548] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:36:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/18/16 02:14:30] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/18/16 02:14:39] Shmegma [24/711] has cum upon LordComac [101/446] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:35:06 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/18/16 02:50:49] Shmegma [685/711] has challenged Wordy [506/588] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:57:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/18/16 05:51:10] Anky [420/548] has challenged Shmegma [549/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:08:23 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/18/16 06:51:16] Shmegma [451/711] has challenged LordComac [229/446] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:05:08 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/18/16 07:51:24] Wordy [187/588] has challenged Shmegma [406/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:12:04 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/18/16 08:51:31] Anky [323/548] has challenged Shmegma [348/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:13 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/18/16 09:51:38] LordComac [307/446] has challenged Shmegma [329/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:24:40 is added to LordComac's clock.
[10/18/16 10:51:44] Shmegma [73/711] has challenged Wordy [540/588] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:34:43 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/18/16 11:51:51] Wordy [84/588] has challenged Shmegma [46/711] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:42:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/18/16 14:37:44] Shmegma is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 09:48:03 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[10/18/16 19:52:43] Shmegma [380/711] has challenged Bart [215/455] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:24:19 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/19/16 00:07:16] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/19/16 00:10:59] Shmegma [515/711] has cum upon Wordy [385/588] and taken them in the face! 2 days, 01:02:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/19/16 02:04:18] Anky [121/556] has challenged Shmegma [139/711] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:11:21 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/19/16 04:53:44] Anky [418/556] has challenged Shmegma [479/711] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:58:43 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/19/16 05:53:51] Shmegma [567/711] has challenged Anky [127/556] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:49:20 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/19/16 05:53:51] Shmegma has dealt Anky a Critical Strike! 12 days, 03:20:30 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/19/16 07:54:05] Wordy [494/588] has challenged Shmegma [258/711] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:33:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/19/16 10:54:26] Shmegma [13/711] has challenged Doody [121/523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:50:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/19/16 14:54:52] Doody [144/523] has challenged Shmegma [203/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:37:42 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/19/16 16:55:04] LordComac [431/446] has challenged Shmegma [615/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:58:32 is added to LordComac's clock.
[10/19/16 17:55:10] Shmegma [348/711] has challenged Wordy [336/588] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:16:19 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/19/16 20:55:28] Shmegma [543/711] has challenged dick [402/957] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:22:27 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/20/16 00:52:05] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/20/16 01:56:03] Shmegma [404/711] has challenged dick [588/957] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:24:35 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/20/16 02:56:10] Shmegma [663/711] has challenged dick [312/957] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:54:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/20/16 05:56:28] Shmegma [248/711] has challenged Doodybot [928/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:43:40 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/20/16 10:57:03] Shmegma [537/711] has challenged LordComac [32/446] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:54:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/20/16 11:57:09] Shmegma [96/711] has challenged Doodybot [124/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:45:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/20/16 12:57:16] Wordy [384/588] has challenged Shmegma [138/711] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:20:53 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/20/16 13:57:23] Shmegma [657/711] has challenged Doodybot [788/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:07:58 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/20/16 15:57:38] Doody [56/523] has challenged Shmegma [288/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:30 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/20/16 18:57:59] Shmegma [88/711] has challenged Wordy [524/588] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:18:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/20/16 20:58:12] Shmegma [21/711] has challenged Anky [254/556] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:43:35 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/20/16 21:58:19] Anky [208/556] has challenged Shmegma [54/711] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:59:34 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/20/16 21:58:19] Anky has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:47:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/21/16 07:59:25] LordComac [297/446] has challenged Shmegma [244/711] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:05:10 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[10/21/16 15:00:14] Shmegma [641/711] has challenged Wordy [552/588] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:39:37 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/21/16 17:00:26] Shmegma [14/711] has challenged Doodybot [875/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:23:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/21/16 21:00:53] Shmegma [545/711] has challenged dick [192/957] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:09:28 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/22/16 04:01:39] Shmegma [79/711] has challenged dick [68/957] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:55:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/22/16 05:01:46] Shmegma [572/711] has challenged LordComac [238/552] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:39:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/22/16 07:01:59] Anky [394/556] has challenged Shmegma [422/711] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:06:32 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/22/16 16:02:58] Bart [385/451] has challenged Shmegma [517/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:30:04 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/22/16 17:03:05] Shmegma [514/711] has challenged Wordy [118/592] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:15:07 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/23/16 10:04:56] Shmegma [476/711] has challenged dick [36/957] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:26:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/23/16 16:05:38] Shmegma [573/711] has challenged Doodybot [14/956] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:38:49 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/23/16 19:05:58] Shmegma [448/711] has challenged Bart [379/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:46:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/23/16 20:06:05] Doody [519/523] has challenged Shmegma [234/711] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:34:11 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/23/16 22:48:38] Doody, Doodybot, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/24/16 00:46:24] Shmegma [673/711] has challenged Wordy [324/592] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:15:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/24/16 00:46:24] In the lemon party, Wordy dropped her level 60 set of leggings! Shmegma picks it up, tossing her old level 54 set of leggings to Wordy.
[10/24/16 02:06:45] Shmegma [412/716] has challenged LordComac [550/612] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:25:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/24/16 04:06:59] Shmegma [84/716] has challenged Doodybot [395/956] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:56:07 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/24/16 08:07:27] Doodybot [320/956] has challenged Shmegma [28/716] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:34:03 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/24/16 12:07:53] Shmegma [431/716] has challenged Wordy [379/586] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:55:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/24/16 15:08:12] Anky [470/507] has challenged Shmegma [109/716] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:28:51 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/24/16 18:08:30] Shmegma [537/716] has challenged Anky [411/507] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:52:39 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/24/16 19:08:36] Doodybot [548/956] has challenged Shmegma [52/716] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:26:22 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/24/16 23:09:05] Doody [304/523] has challenged Shmegma [498/716] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:05:49 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/25/16 00:09:12] Shmegma [493/716] has challenged LordComac [347/612] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:26:28 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/25/16 00:26:05] Doody, Doodybot, and Wordy [11/2065] have team battled Shmegma, Anky, and LordComac [851/1835] and lost! 0 days, 01:57:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/16 01:09:19] Shmegma [149/716] has challenged Anky [328/507] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:06:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/25/16 03:23:29] Doody, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/25/16 09:35:06] Shmegma [139/716] has challenged LordComac [157/612] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:15:16 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/25/16 09:51:41] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 5 days, 07:31:56 toward level 61.
[10/25/16 12:35:22] Shmegma [582/716] has challenged Doodybot [650/956] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:35:31 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/25/16 13:35:26] Anky [386/507] has challenged Shmegma [488/716] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:54:14 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/25/16 19:36:00] Shmegma [714/716] has challenged Doody [448/523] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:19:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/26/16 02:32:44] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/26/16 04:36:49] Shmegma [89/716] has challenged Doodybot [16/956] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:23:59 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/26/16 09:37:16] Doody [405/523] has challenged Shmegma [182/716] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:28:48 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/26/16 20:38:18] Shmegma [13/716] has challenged dick [374/957] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:07:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/26/16 22:38:28] Shmegma [206/716] has challenged Wordy [570/586] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:35:35 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/27/16 01:38:45] Doodybot [460/956] has challenged Shmegma [307/716] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:22:48 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/27/16 01:47:19] Shmegma [434/716] has cum upon Anky [416/507] and taken them in the face! 2 days, 01:19:45 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/27/16 02:38:50] Shmegma [655/716] has challenged dick [686/957] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:52:02 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/27/16 03:38:55] Shmegma [541/716] has challenged Doody [37/523] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:43:12 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/27/16 05:39:06] Doody [28/523] has challenged Shmegma [120/716] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:40:14 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/27/16 07:39:17] Shmegma [573/716] has challenged Doody [373/523] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:02:08 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/27/16 08:39:22] Shmegma [446/716] has challenged Wordy [259/586] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:00:59 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/27/16 19:40:22] LordComac [168/612] has challenged Shmegma [118/716] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:00:32 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[10/27/16 20:40:27] LordComac [496/612] has challenged Shmegma [663/716] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:48:14 is added to LordComac's clock.
[10/27/16 23:12:33] Shmegma slipped a mickey to Doody and stole her level 164 weapon while they were passed out! Shmegma leaves her old level 71 weapon behind, which Doody then takes. Also Doody wakes up with a really sore asshole.
[10/28/16 00:40:51] Wordy [384/586] has challenged Shmegma [734/800] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:46:52 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/28/16 02:41:02] Shmegma [23/800] has challenged dick [631/957] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:28:23 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/28/16 03:49:56] Doody, Wordy, Doodybot, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/28/16 04:41:13] Doodybot [7/956] has challenged Shmegma [585/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:27:38 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[10/28/16 07:41:32] Shmegma [86/800] has challenged Doodybot [633/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:09:16 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/28/16 13:42:05] Shmegma [35/800] has challenged LordComac [261/612] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:33:58 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/28/16 20:42:47] Wordy [50/591] has challenged Shmegma [328/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:09:09 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/28/16 21:47:40] Shmegma, Doody, and Doodybot [1534/2177] have team battled Bart, LordComac, and Anky [264/1582] and won! 0 days, 11:48:15 is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/16 02:43:21] Shmegma [549/800] has challenged Doodybot [821/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:30:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/29/16 04:43:33] Doodybot [476/956] has challenged Shmegma [167/800] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:32:19 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/29/16 09:44:02] Shmegma [483/800] has challenged Wordy [44/591] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:13:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/29/16 13:44:24] Shmegma [684/800] has challenged Doody [80/421] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:22:33 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/29/16 14:44:29] Anky [485/507] has challenged Shmegma [207/800] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:45:17 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/30/16 00:59:17] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bart have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/30/16 03:45:43] Doody [400/421] has challenged Shmegma [645/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:23:45 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/30/16 07:46:07] Shmegma [601/800] has challenged Anky [84/507] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:32:27 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/30/16 11:46:28] Doody [45/421] has challenged Shmegma [641/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:06:24 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/30/16 14:46:45] Shmegma [785/800] has challenged Doody [338/421] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:22:49 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/30/16 15:46:50] Shmegma [620/800] has challenged Doody [337/421] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:33:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/30/16 16:46:56] Doodybot [47/985] has challenged Shmegma [240/800] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:23:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[10/30/16 19:47:13] Doodybot [611/985] has challenged Shmegma [126/800] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:32:29 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/30/16 22:47:30] Shmegma [48/800] has challenged Wordy [444/591] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:52:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/30/16 23:47:36] Shmegma [6/800] has challenged Bart [126/463] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:42:08 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/31/16 01:47:47] LordComac [448/612] has challenged Shmegma [792/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:45:47 is added to LordComac's clock.
[10/31/16 07:48:19] Shmegma [245/800] has challenged Wordy [62/591] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:42:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/31/16 11:48:40] Shmegma [714/800] has challenged dick [794/986] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:07:48 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/31/16 17:49:13] Shmegma [392/800] has challenged Anky [338/494] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:57:48 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/31/16 18:49:18] Wordy [530/591] has challenged Shmegma [280/800] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/31/16 20:07:42] Wordy, Anky, and LordComac [618/1697] have team battled Doodybot, Bart, and Shmegma [1900/2248] and lost! 0 days, 08:02:29 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/16 20:49:27] Shmegma [74/800] has challenged Doody [290/421] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/31/16 23:27:05] Shmegma [798/800] has challenged Doodybot [538/985] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:19:52 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/01/16 12:50:54] Doodybot [788/985] has challenged Shmegma [411/800] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:04:02 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[11/01/16 15:51:10] Wordy [63/591] has challenged Shmegma [243/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:31:42 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/01/16 16:51:15] Shmegma [46/800] has challenged Wordy [63/591] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:27:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/01/16 19:51:32] Wordy [21/591] has challenged Shmegma [697/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:36 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/01/16 22:11:09] Shmegma found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:16:35 towards level 62.
[11/01/16 22:51:49] Shmegma [763/800] has challenged LordComac [192/612] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:56:21 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/01/16 23:51:54] Doody [398/421] has challenged Shmegma [208/800] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:26:36 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/02/16 00:51:59] Doodybot [281/985] has challenged Shmegma [151/800] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:33:03 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[11/02/16 06:52:35] Shmegma [677/800] has challenged LordComac [292/612] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:24:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/02/16 08:52:47] Anky [76/494] has challenged Shmegma [425/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:09:00 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/02/16 09:38:00] Shmegma grew a third nipple! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:50:52 towards level 62.
[11/02/16 12:53:08] Shmegma [548/800] has challenged Doodybot [463/985] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:14:57 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/02/16 13:53:14] Doody [105/421] has challenged Shmegma [319/800] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:13:38 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/02/16 14:13:32] Wordy, LordComac, Shmegma, and Bart have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/02/16 15:53:26] Doody [200/421] has challenged Shmegma [509/800] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:43:31 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/02/16 19:11:51] Doodybot, Wordy, and Anky [1607/2070] have team battled Shmegma, LordComac, and Doody [1438/1833] and won! 0 days, 00:26:48 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/16 03:54:33] Wordy [131/598] has challenged Shmegma [60/800] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:37:22 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/03/16 04:54:39] LordComac [132/612] has challenged Shmegma [212/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:50 is added to LordComac's clock.
[11/03/16 07:54:56] Shmegma [780/800] has challenged Doody [249/421] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:41:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/03/16 09:55:06] Doody [241/421] has challenged Shmegma [367/800] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:47:25 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/03/16 10:55:12] LordComac [292/612] has challenged Shmegma [196/800] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:32:48 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[11/03/16 12:55:23] Shmegma [609/800] has challenged Anky [8/494] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:00:42 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/03/16 13:55:29] Anky [284/494] has challenged Shmegma [717/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:20 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/03/16 14:02:47] Wordy, Doodybot, Shmegma, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/03/16 20:56:10] Bart [289/470] has challenged Shmegma [344/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:06:29 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/03/16 22:56:21] Shmegma [227/800] has challenged Doodybot [493/985] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:36:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/03/16 23:56:26] Shmegma [413/800] has challenged dick [664/986] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:01:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/04/16 00:56:32] Wordy [50/598] has challenged Shmegma [239/800] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:22:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/04/16 01:56:37] Wordy [199/598] has challenged Shmegma [550/800] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:41:00 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/04/16 02:56:43] Doodybot [913/985] has challenged Shmegma [683/800] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:08:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[11/04/16 04:56:54] Shmegma [519/800] has challenged Bart [382/470] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:25:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/04/16 15:57:56] Shmegma [655/800] has challenged dick [487/986] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:20:52 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/04/16 17:58:06] Shmegma [766/800] has challenged Doodybot [923/985] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:21:04 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/05/16 04:59:06] Anky [209/494] has challenged Shmegma [72/800] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:06:50 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/05/16 05:59:12] Shmegma [621/800] has challenged Bart [183/470] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:17:10 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/05/16 09:00:38] Shmegma [494/800] has cum upon Doody [89/421] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 23:29:02 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/05/16 11:59:42] Shmegma [300/800] has challenged Anky [403/494] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:18:06 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/05/16 17:00:10] Shmegma [245/800] has challenged LordComac [269/612] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:47:30 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/05/16 18:00:16] Shmegma [649/800] has challenged Bart [443/470] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:36:09 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/05/16 21:00:34] Shmegma [244/800] has challenged Wordy [127/598] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:12:43 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/06/16 01:01:01] Shmegma [787/800] has challenged Wordy [12/598] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:07:45 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/06/16 03:01:12] Bart [330/470] has challenged Shmegma [98/800] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:50:24 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/06/16 04:01:17] Shmegma [80/800] has challenged Anky [332/494] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:58:41 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/06/16 08:01:40] Shmegma [509/800] has challenged Doody [340/421] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:31:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/06/16 10:01:51] Shmegma [294/800] has challenged LordComac [399/612] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:58:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/06/16 13:02:07] Shmegma [174/800] has challenged Anky [64/494] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:40:20 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/06/16 14:02:14] Shmegma [500/800] has challenged Doody [301/421] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:42:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/06/16 15:02:19] Shmegma [732/800] has challenged dick [858/986] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:28:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/06/16 17:02:30] LordComac [285/612] has challenged Shmegma [62/800] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:43:41 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[11/06/16 19:02:40] Anky [257/494] has challenged Shmegma [266/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:46:02 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/06/16 23:48:09] Shmegma is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 03:07:26 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[11/07/16 00:03:07] Doodybot [906/985] has challenged Shmegma [179/800] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:52:35 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[11/07/16 02:03:18] Shmegma [112/800] has challenged Bart [437/470] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:04 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/07/16 02:36:45] Doody, Doodybot, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/07/16 03:03:23] Shmegma [534/800] has challenged Doodybot [768/985] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:59:53 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/07/16 06:03:40] LordComac [446/612] has challenged Shmegma [28/800] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:29:52 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[11/07/16 07:03:46] Shmegma [280/800] has challenged Doody [402/421] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:59:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/07/16 10:04:02] Shmegma [71/800] has challenged Anky [467/494] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:04:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/07/16 11:04:08] Shmegma [490/800] has challenged Anky [196/494] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:06:19 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/07/16 12:04:14] Shmegma [793/800] has challenged LordComac [305/612] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:00:59 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/07/16 19:04:54] Shmegma [627/800] has challenged Doody [311/421] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:54:45 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/07/16 20:05:01] Doody [296/421] has challenged Shmegma [620/800] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:23:10 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/07/16 23:05:18] Shmegma [298/800] has challenged Bart [308/470] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:15:42 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/08/16 01:05:30] Anky [207/494] has challenged Shmegma [639/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:48:31 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/08/16 07:06:03] Shmegma [16/800] has challenged Bart [113/470] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:51:33 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/08/16 09:24:59] Doodybot, Anky, Shmegma, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/08/16 14:06:41] Shmegma [299/800] has challenged Doodybot [861/985] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:11:26 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/08/16 17:06:58] Shmegma [412/800] has challenged Anky [242/494] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:48:36 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/09/16 00:07:35] Anky [55/494] has challenged Shmegma [38/800] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:00:46 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/09/16 01:07:41] Bart [261/470] has challenged Shmegma [673/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:08:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/09/16 03:01:02] Shmegma [153/800] has cum upon LordComac [132/612] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 01:38:11 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/09/16 05:08:06] Bart [434/470] has challenged Shmegma [772/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:14:14 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/09/16 07:08:17] Shmegma [424/800] has challenged Anky [252/494] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:44:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/09/16 08:08:22] Shmegma [458/800] has challenged dick [304/986] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:54:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/09/16 09:08:27] Shmegma [398/800] has challenged Wordy [392/598] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:35:32 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/09/16 13:08:50] Shmegma [261/800] has challenged dick [219/986] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:12 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/09/16 16:09:05] Bart [289/470] has challenged Shmegma [608/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:58:47 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/09/16 17:09:41] Shmegma [275/800] has challenged Bart [460/470] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:20:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/09/16 22:09:41] Doodybot [415/985] has challenged Shmegma [645/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:43:19 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[11/10/16 00:09:53] Shmegma [698/800] has challenged Doody [220/421] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:13:09 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/10/16 07:10:33] Shmegma [175/800] has challenged Doodybot [197/985] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:55:06 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/10/16 14:14:05] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bart have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/10/16 17:11:23] Wordy [21/604] has challenged Shmegma [753/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:31:59 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/10/16 19:11:34] Doodybot [844/985] has challenged Shmegma [33/800] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:25:49 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[11/10/16 22:11:49] Doodybot [775/985] has challenged Shmegma [532/800] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:45:54 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[11/11/16 03:12:12] Shmegma [511/800] has challenged Wordy [211/604] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:22:49 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/11/16 08:12:39] Doodybot [919/985] has challenged Shmegma [78/800] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:34:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[11/11/16 09:12:45] Shmegma [691/800] has challenged Bart [372/609] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:22:39 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/11/16 10:12:51] Shmegma [2/800] has challenged Doody [211/421] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:42:04 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/11/16 10:54:19] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/11/16 10:55:49] Shmegma [302/800] has cum upon Wordy [334/604] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:15:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/11/16 15:13:19] Shmegma [135/800] has challenged dick [836/986] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:19:40 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/11/16 16:13:24] Wordy [508/604] has challenged Shmegma [655/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:05:15 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/11/16 19:13:40] Doodybot [643/985] has challenged Shmegma [688/800] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:33:16 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[11/11/16 21:13:50] Bart [131/609] has challenged Shmegma [748/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:28:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/11/16 22:13:56] Shmegma [255/800] has challenged Doody [274/421] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:38:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/11/16 23:14:02] Doodybot [5/985] has challenged Shmegma [441/800] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:52:42 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[11/12/16 05:46:02] Doodybot, Shmegma, and Bart [438/2394] have team battled Anky, LordComac, and Wordy [1541/1710] and lost! 1 day, 14:23:33 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/16 09:32:18] Anky, LordComac, Shmegma, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/12/16 09:34:09] Bart [542/609] has cum upon Shmegma [121/800] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 01:29:09 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/12/16 23:49:21] Shmegma [456/800] has cum upon Doody [4/421] and taken them in the face! 3 days, 02:03:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/13/16 00:16:23] Wordy [408/604] has challenged Shmegma [790/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:40:20 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/13/16 04:16:43] Shmegma [708/800] has challenged Wordy [343/604] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:34:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/13/16 05:16:49] Shmegma [100/800] has challenged Doody [311/421] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:33:02 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/13/16 06:16:54] Shmegma [378/800] has challenged Anky [408/548] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:01:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/13/16 08:17:05] Shmegma [525/800] has challenged Doody [343/421] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:30:15 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/13/16 11:17:21] Shmegma [104/800] has challenged Bart [123/609] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:39:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/13/16 13:37:58] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/13/16 15:17:44] Shmegma [429/800] has challenged dick [790/986] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:13:45 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/13/16 19:18:06] Shmegma [390/800] has challenged Bart [48/609] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:25:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/14/16 00:18:35] Shmegma [379/800] has challenged dick [266/986] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:49:01 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/14/16 02:18:47] Anky [505/548] has challenged Shmegma [508/800] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:46:46 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/14/16 03:18:53] Anky [7/548] has challenged Shmegma [4/800] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:25:55 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/14/16 09:19:24] Shmegma [76/800] has challenged Doodybot [602/985] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:35:05 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/14/16 10:19:30] Doodybot [431/985] has challenged Shmegma [285/800] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:09:14 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[11/14/16 14:19:52] Shmegma [450/800] has challenged Doodybot [8/985] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:53:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/14/16 17:20:09] Bart [273/609] has challenged Shmegma [486/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:27:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/14/16 19:20:21] Shmegma [533/800] has challenged LordComac [55/552] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:33:34 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/15/16 03:21:08] Doody [47/421] has challenged Shmegma [24/800] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:23:11 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/15/16 04:21:13] LordComac [105/552] has challenged Shmegma [381/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:50:32 is added to LordComac's clock.
[11/15/16 06:21:26] Doody [344/421] has challenged Shmegma [133/800] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:07:39 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/15/16 08:21:38] Wordy [559/677] has challenged Shmegma [99/800] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:06:44 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/15/16 10:21:50] Shmegma [584/800] has challenged dick [1013/1015] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:02:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/15/16 11:24:10] Doody, Wordy, Doodybot, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/15/16 14:22:14] Shmegma [386/800] has challenged LordComac [214/552] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:00:11 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/15/16 16:22:25] Shmegma [329/800] has challenged Wordy [70/651] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:17:17 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/15/16 19:22:44] LordComac [458/552] has challenged Shmegma [207/800] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:45:01 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[11/15/16 23:23:08] Shmegma [721/800] has challenged Anky [275/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:47:35 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/16/16 00:23:13] Shmegma [197/800] has challenged dick [87/1015] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:17:55 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/16/16 03:23:32] Shmegma [512/800] has challenged LordComac [409/552] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:35:11 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/16/16 04:23:38] Doody [346/421] has challenged Shmegma [347/800] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:17:50 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/16/16 07:22:43] Doodybot, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/16/16 18:25:02] Shmegma [532/800] has challenged Bart [386/632] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:30:39 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/16/16 20:25:14] Doody [159/421] has challenged Shmegma [621/800] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:09:39 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/16/16 23:56:52] Wordy, Doodybot, Shmegma, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/17/16 00:25:37] Shmegma [588/800] has challenged Bart [534/632] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:06:06 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/17/16 00:25:37] In the lemon party, Bart dropped her level 72 helm! Shmegma picks it up, tossing her old level 71 helm to Bart.
[11/17/16 02:25:48] Wordy [437/651] has challenged Shmegma [112/801] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:09:22 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/17/16 04:26:00] LordComac [230/552] has challenged Shmegma [41/801] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:40:31 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[11/17/16 05:26:06] Shmegma [391/801] has challenged Anky [532/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:16:35 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/17/16 08:47:00] Shmegma [92/801] has challenged Bart [630/631] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:01:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/17/16 09:26:28] Shmegma [347/801] has challenged Doodybot [917/1014] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:15:31 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/17/16 13:26:50] Shmegma [159/801] has challenged dick [483/1015] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:47:55 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/17/16 20:27:29] Shmegma [596/801] has challenged Anky [400/548] in combat and won! 10 days, 06:06:58 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/17/16 20:32:03] Doodybot, Anky, Shmegma, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/18/16 05:05:25] Doodybot [41/1014] has challenged Shmegma [704/801] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:42:46 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[11/18/16 06:14:07] Doodybot, Bart, and LordComac [1146/2197] have team battled Shmegma, Doody, and Anky [251/1767] and won! 0 days, 00:17:58 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/16 08:28:35] Doodybot [52/1014] has challenged Shmegma [524/801] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:31:31 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[11/18/16 08:50:08] Shmegma found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:01:05 towards level 64.
[11/18/16 09:28:41] Doodybot [833/1014] has challenged Shmegma [430/801] in combat and won! 9 days, 06:26:15 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[11/18/16 11:28:54] Shmegma [657/801] has challenged Bart [500/631] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:16:35 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/18/16 21:29:52] Shmegma [623/801] has challenged Anky [235/548] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:24:06 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/18/16 22:29:57] Bart [597/631] has challenged Shmegma [798/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/18/16 23:30:03] Doodybot [807/1014] has challenged Shmegma [29/801] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:41:52 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[11/18/16 23:58:15] Doody, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/19/16 02:30:21] Bart [380/631] has challenged Shmegma [763/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/19/16 06:30:44] Shmegma [467/801] has challenged Wordy [401/651] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:19:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/19/16 07:30:50] Doody [201/418] has challenged Shmegma [633/801] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:54:30 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/19/16 07:32:23] Shmegma is forsaken by her pimp. 0 days, 13:27:13 is added to her clock gobbling knob in the alley.
[11/19/16 09:31:00] Anky [421/548] has challenged Shmegma [671/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:24 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/19/16 18:31:50] Shmegma [742/801] has challenged Doody [8/418] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:07:46 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/19/16 18:56:20] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/19/16 18:57:23] Shmegma [544/801] has cum upon Anky [245/548] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 19:34:42 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/20/16 04:32:50] Doody [256/418] has challenged Shmegma [791/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:52:46 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/20/16 05:32:55] LordComac [393/564] has challenged Shmegma [542/801] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:08:06 is added to LordComac's clock.
[11/20/16 08:33:12] Anky [33/548] has challenged Shmegma [330/801] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:55:51 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/20/16 16:30:12] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bart have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/20/16 18:34:09] Bart [322/631] has challenged Shmegma [364/801] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:07:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/21/16 01:34:50] Shmegma [723/801] has challenged Doody [67/418] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:23:45 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/21/16 12:35:52] Shmegma [376/801] has challenged LordComac [331/564] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:59:01 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/21/16 13:35:57] Wordy [171/651] has challenged Shmegma [536/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:55:45 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/21/16 14:33:15] Doodybot, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/21/16 14:36:03] Shmegma [476/801] has challenged dick [725/1015] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:55:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/21/16 15:36:10] Shmegma [441/801] has challenged Doodybot [822/1014] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:11 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/22/16 01:37:04] Bart [288/631] has challenged Shmegma [725/801] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:32:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/22/16 09:43:12] Shmegma [36/801] has cum upon Doodybot [610/1014] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:59:16 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/22/16 17:13:26] Doody, LordComac, Shmegma, and Bart have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/22/16 17:38:32] Shmegma [19/801] has challenged LordComac [542/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/22/16 20:38:49] Shmegma [730/801] has challenged Bart [162/631] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:16:21 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/22/16 21:38:54] LordComac [56/564] has challenged Shmegma [115/801] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:42:55 is added to LordComac's clock.
[11/23/16 00:12:38] Wordy, Shmegma, and Bart [202/2083] have team battled Anky, LordComac, and Doodybot [764/2126] and lost! 0 days, 09:01:17 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/16 03:39:27] Wordy [394/651] has challenged Shmegma [783/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:47:34 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/23/16 13:40:22] Shmegma [14/801] has challenged LordComac [328/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:15:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/23/16 13:54:30] Shmegma set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:55:53 from level 64.
[11/23/16 16:40:38] Doody [22/418] has challenged Shmegma [687/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:37 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/23/16 17:40:46] Doodybot [297/1014] has challenged Shmegma [570/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:02:26 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[11/23/16 20:41:04] Shmegma [541/801] has challenged Wordy [193/651] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:07:33 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/23/16 22:50:17] Wordy, Doodybot, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/24/16 07:42:07] LordComac [196/564] has challenged Shmegma [361/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:32:48 is added to LordComac's clock.
[11/24/16 08:32:03] Shmegma got his dick stuck in a hoover!. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:37:10 from level 64.
[11/24/16 09:42:19] Shmegma [13/801] has challenged dick [10/1015] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:02:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/24/16 10:42:25] Bart [490/631] has challenged Shmegma [757/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:59:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/24/16 17:43:05] Doodybot [933/1014] has challenged Shmegma [21/801] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:59:14 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[11/24/16 18:43:12] Doodybot [963/1014] has challenged Shmegma [651/801] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:14:20 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[11/24/16 19:49:08] Shmegma, Anky, and Doodybot [674/2363] have team battled Bart, Wordy, and LordComac [846/1850] and lost! 0 days, 00:24:17 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/16 20:25:26] Doody, Doodybot, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/24/16 20:43:22] Anky [210/548] has challenged Shmegma [264/801] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:23:17 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/24/16 21:47:31] Shmegma [42/805] has challenged LordComac [391/567] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:56:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/25/16 04:44:04] Shmegma [567/805] has challenged Bart [615/635] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:38:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/25/16 09:19:38] Shmegma grew a third nipple! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:06:18 towards level 65.
[11/25/16 11:44:42] Doody [153/499] has challenged Shmegma [116/805] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:49:10 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/25/16 12:44:47] Shmegma [680/805] has challenged Doodybot [541/1014] in combat and won! 8 days, 21:35:02 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/25/16 13:44:53] Shmegma [283/805] has challenged Doody [436/499] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:44:40 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/25/16 23:45:48] Bart [211/635] has challenged Shmegma [6/805] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:33:28 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/26/16 00:45:54] Shmegma [93/805] has challenged Anky [151/548] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:33:11 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/26/16 02:46:07] Anky [310/548] has challenged Shmegma [318/805] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:51:06 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/26/16 05:46:25] Shmegma [100/805] has challenged Doody [494/499] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:31:34 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/26/16 07:46:37] LordComac [289/567] has challenged Shmegma [336/805] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:36:35 is added to LordComac's clock.
[11/26/16 12:47:06] Shmegma [372/805] has challenged Doody [486/499] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:58:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/26/16 16:47:29] Bart [511/635] has challenged Shmegma [270/810] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:30:15 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/26/16 23:48:06] Shmegma [122/810] has challenged Doodybot [959/1014] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:45:49 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/27/16 08:49:00] Shmegma [702/810] has challenged Bart [396/635] in combat and won! 9 days, 10:33:47 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/27/16 11:21:49] Wordy, LordComac, Shmegma, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/27/16 11:41:19] Shmegma [264/810] has cum upon Wordy [266/648] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:08:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/27/16 16:49:44] Shmegma [514/810] has challenged dick [444/984] in combat and won! 10 days, 06:23:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/27/16 18:49:56] Anky [421/548] has challenged Shmegma [617/810] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:10:48 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/27/16 19:50:01] Shmegma [63/810] has challenged Bart [404/635] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:46:42 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/28/16 01:50:35] Shmegma [626/810] has challenged dick [123/984] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:03:48 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/28/16 03:50:47] Shmegma [666/810] has challenged Wordy [551/648] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:28:48 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/28/16 05:57:32] Shmegma was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:55:10 from level 65.
[11/28/16 06:51:05] Shmegma [724/810] has challenged dick [141/984] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:56:13 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/28/16 08:51:15] Shmegma [278/810] has challenged Doodybot [395/983] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:10:46 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/28/16 10:16:17] Bart [416/635] has challenged Shmegma [130/810] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:32:28 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/28/16 10:16:17] In the lemon party, Shmegma dropped her level 72 helm! Bart picks it up, tossing her old level 71 helm to Shmegma.
[11/28/16 20:52:25] Shmegma [713/809] has challenged dick [810/984] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:29:26 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/28/16 23:07:50] Shmegma [292/809] has cum upon Anky [387/548] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:39:45 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/28/16 23:52:27] Shmegma [81/809] has cum upon Anky [180/548] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:08:42 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/28/16 23:52:30] Shmegma [602/809] has cum upon Anky [411/548] and taken them in the face! 5 days, 10:06:44 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/29/16 00:19:05] Anky, LordComac, Shmegma, and Bart have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/29/16 09:53:40] Anky [495/548] has challenged Shmegma [28/809] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:26:04 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/29/16 12:53:58] Shmegma [200/809] has challenged Wordy [35/648] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:54:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/29/16 13:54:03] Anky [269/548] has challenged Shmegma [715/809] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:38:59 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/29/16 14:54:09] Shmegma [227/809] has challenged Bart [355/636] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:13:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/29/16 15:41:45] Shmegma slipped a mickey to Doody and stole her level 64 ring while they were passed out! Shmegma leaves her old level 60 ring behind, which Doody then takes. Also Doody wakes up with a really sore asshole.
[11/29/16 19:14:59] Shmegma found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:07:07 towards level 65.
[11/29/16 22:03:35] Doodybot, LordComac, Shmegma, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/29/16 22:03:38] Shmegma [40/812] has cum upon LordComac [81/567] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:02:47 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/29/16 22:03:56] Shmegma [453/812] has cum upon Doodybot [398/983] and taken them in the face! 2 days, 02:43:07 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/30/16 00:35:46] Shmegma [384/812] has cum upon LordComac [297/567] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 18:43:52 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/30/16 02:55:14] Shmegma [666/812] has challenged Doody [439/495] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:34:29 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/30/16 03:55:19] LordComac [355/567] has challenged Shmegma [294/812] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:24:06 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[11/30/16 21:35:03] Wordy, Doodybot, Shmegma, and Bart have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/01/16 00:57:16] Bart [380/636] has challenged Shmegma [771/812] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:30:16 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/01/16 02:57:28] Shmegma [142/812] has challenged Doodybot [505/983] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:49:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/01/16 05:57:45] Shmegma [650/812] has challenged LordComac [64/567] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:28:11 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/01/16 10:58:14] Doodybot [893/983] has challenged Shmegma [199/821] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:43:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/01/16 12:58:25] Bart [395/636] has challenged Shmegma [445/821] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:15:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/01/16 17:19:00] Wordy, Doodybot, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/01/16 20:59:04] Shmegma [766/821] has challenged Wordy [45/648] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:39:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/01/16 22:59:16] Bart [128/636] has challenged Shmegma [174/821] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:29:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/02/16 04:59:50] Anky [257/548] has challenged Shmegma [422/821] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:20:05 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/02/16 05:59:56] Bart [402/636] has challenged Shmegma [543/821] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/02/16 07:00:00] Shmegma [783/821] has challenged Doodybot [823/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:58:23 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/02/16 13:13:29] Shmegma found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:28:17 towards level 65.
[12/02/16 13:43:50] Shmegma got the clap. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:39:00 from level 65.
[12/02/16 23:45:13] Shmegma [21/821] has challenged Anky [481/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:02:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/03/16 00:45:20] Anky [15/548] has challenged Shmegma [452/821] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:45 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/03/16 02:00:56] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/03/16 03:45:40] Shmegma [260/821] has challenged Uranus [139/279] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:07:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/03/16 04:45:47] Doodybot [131/988] has challenged Shmegma [239/821] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:15:12 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/03/16 08:46:15] Shmegma [229/821] has challenged Bart [480/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:57:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/03/16 09:46:22] Wordy [612/648] has challenged Shmegma [635/821] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:05:55 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/03/16 13:46:48] Anky [10/548] has challenged Shmegma [213/821] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:07:37 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/03/16 16:47:09] LordComac [208/567] has challenged Shmegma [624/821] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:27:24 is added to LordComac's clock.
[12/03/16 18:47:23] Bart [66/636] has challenged Shmegma [162/821] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:37:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/04/16 02:27:37] Shmegma [740/821] has cum upon Doodybot [791/988] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:29:08 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/04/16 03:48:21] Shmegma [580/821] has challenged Doodybot [265/988] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:18:49 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/04/16 11:49:18] Shmegma [724/821] has challenged dick [487/989] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:17:09 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/04/16 14:49:38] Shmegma [732/821] has challenged Doodybot [732/988] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:31:14 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/04/16 15:49:46] Shmegma [236/821] has challenged Doodybot [270/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:41:07 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/04/16 18:32:37] Shmegma [129/821] has cum upon Doodybot [635/988] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:30:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/04/16 20:50:19] Shmegma [124/821] has challenged Doody [141/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/05/16 00:56:09] Shmegma [86/821] has challenged Anky [181/548] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:21:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/05/16 01:50:50] Shmegma [449/821] has challenged Uranus [105/313] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:11:34 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/05/16 03:51:04] Shmegma [765/821] has challenged LordComac [61/567] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:11:30 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/05/16 05:51:17] Doodybot [859/988] has challenged Shmegma [239/821] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:18:06 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/05/16 06:51:24] Shmegma [215/821] has challenged LordComac [492/567] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:30:47 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/05/16 13:52:09] Shmegma [758/821] has challenged Anky [49/548] in combat and won! 8 days, 02:23:11 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/05/16 15:52:23] Doodybot [448/988] has challenged Shmegma [91/821] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:09:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/05/16 18:51:21] Doody, Doodybot, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/06/16 01:53:30] Shmegma [788/821] has challenged dick [406/989] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:55:27 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/06/16 05:53:54] Shmegma [406/821] has challenged Uranus [97/321] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:58:19 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/06/16 08:54:15] Shmegma [641/821] has challenged Wordy [545/651] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:50:02 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/06/16 15:42:17] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/06/16 17:55:17] Shmegma [425/821] has challenged Bart [182/636] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:29:48 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/06/16 18:17:31] Shmegma found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:15:28 towards level 66.
[12/06/16 19:55:31] Wordy [295/651] has challenged Shmegma [196/821] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:50:52 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/07/16 09:57:05] Wordy [310/651] has challenged Shmegma [188/821] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:08:02 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/07/16 10:57:12] Bart [352/636] has challenged Shmegma [79/821] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:21:16 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/07/16 13:02:47] Shmegma tamed a wild horse and taught it to fuck other irpg players! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:28:36 towards level 66.
[12/07/16 23:58:41] Doody [265/495] has challenged Shmegma [774/821] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:38 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/08/16 00:58:48] Shmegma [593/821] has challenged Anky [455/548] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:03:37 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/08/16 01:58:55] Doody [277/495] has challenged Shmegma [798/821] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:38:49 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/08/16 03:59:07] Shmegma [784/821] has challenged Anky [270/548] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:19:47 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/08/16 03:59:07] Shmegma has dealt Anky a Critical Strike! 4 days, 02:27:23 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/08/16 05:11:18] Doody, Wordy, LordComac, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/08/16 05:59:20] Shmegma [53/821] has challenged Anky [255/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:18:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/08/16 08:59:41] Shmegma [338/821] has challenged Wordy [488/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:03:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/08/16 09:59:49] Wordy [376/651] has challenged Shmegma [365/821] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:52:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/08/16 10:59:56] Doody [344/495] has challenged Shmegma [385/821] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:19 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/08/16 12:00:03] Shmegma [257/821] has challenged Doodybot [352/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:51:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/08/16 13:00:10] Shmegma [520/821] has challenged Bart [561/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/12/16 05:10:01] Shmegma [778/826] has challenged LordComac [175/567] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:38:19 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/12/16 09:10:27] Shmegma [150/826] has challenged dick [57/989] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:31:20 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/12/16 11:54:37] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Shmegma in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 3 days, 09:09:36 from level 66.
[12/12/16 15:11:08] LordComac [241/567] has challenged Shmegma [389/826] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:58:50 is added to LordComac's clock.
[12/12/16 17:11:21] Shmegma [682/826] has challenged LordComac [227/567] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:17:06 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/12/16 17:54:29] Shmegma [96/826] has cum upon Doodybot [390/988] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:52:14 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/12/16 20:11:42] Shmegma [471/826] has challenged Anky [13/548] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:27:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/13/16 01:12:14] Doodybot [378/988] has challenged Shmegma [466/826] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:06:07 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/13/16 06:12:49] Bart [10/636] has challenged Shmegma [85/826] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:40:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/13/16 13:19:57] Doody, Doodybot, Shmegma, and Uranus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/13/16 13:25:12] Shmegma [394/826] has cum upon Doody [254/495] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 13:52:17 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/13/16 14:10:09] Shmegma [118/826] has cum upon Doody [322/495] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:45:25 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/13/16 14:11:48] Shmegma [217/826] has cum upon Doody [14/495] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 12:46:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/13/16 14:11:48] Shmegma [222/826] has cum upon Doody [81/495] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 10:58:46 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/13/16 17:14:02] Wordy [250/666] has challenged Shmegma [584/826] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:45:58 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/13/16 21:14:29] Shmegma [687/826] has challenged Doody [224/495] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:27:21 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/13/16 23:14:44] Shmegma [429/826] has challenged Wordy [306/666] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:59:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/14/16 02:15:04] Shmegma [737/826] has challenged LordComac [116/567] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:50:30 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/14/16 05:15:23] Doodybot [387/988] has challenged Shmegma [192/826] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:46:49 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/14/16 07:15:36] Wordy [514/666] has challenged Shmegma [683/826] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:25:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/14/16 08:15:42] Shmegma [454/826] has challenged Doodybot [80/988] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:40:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/14/16 12:16:08] LordComac [369/567] has challenged Shmegma [43/826] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:18:45 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[12/14/16 16:16:37] Shmegma [353/826] has challenged Uranus [41/377] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:13:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/14/16 16:16:37] Shmegma has dealt Uranus a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:25:54 is added to Uranus's clock.
[12/14/16 18:05:41] Shmegma, LordComac, and Bart [731/2029] have team battled Wordy, Doody, and Doodybot [1859/2149] and lost! 0 days, 05:26:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/16 21:17:09] Shmegma [263/826] has challenged Wordy [30/666] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:42:39 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/14/16 23:17:22] Shmegma [466/826] has challenged Bart [324/636] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:57:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/15/16 00:17:29] Shmegma [85/826] has challenged LordComac [26/567] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:48:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/15/16 08:18:23] Wordy [127/666] has challenged Shmegma [341/826] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:26:53 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/15/16 13:18:57] Bart [181/636] has challenged Shmegma [537/826] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:23:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/15/16 16:19:17] Wordy [569/666] has challenged Shmegma [703/826] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:50:41 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/15/16 22:19:57] LordComac [466/567] has challenged Shmegma [326/826] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:26:28 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[12/15/16 23:20:03] Shmegma [507/826] has challenged LordComac [562/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:05:56 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/16/16 05:57:11] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/16/16 07:21:00] Doodybot [256/988] has challenged Shmegma [647/826] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:05:05 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/16/16 08:21:07] Anky [66/495] has challenged Shmegma [309/826] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:58:17 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/16/16 11:21:28] Shmegma [142/826] has challenged Uranus [128/377] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:04:33 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/16/16 12:02:29] Shmegma [346/826] has challenged Anky [7/495] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:34:43 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/16/16 12:02:29] Shmegma has dealt Anky a Critical Strike! 0 days, 19:29:58 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/16/16 14:21:46] Shmegma [189/826] has challenged Wordy [197/667] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:32:31 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/16/16 17:22:04] Shmegma [78/826] has challenged Anky [52/495] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:09:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/16/16 19:22:19] Bart [129/636] has challenged Shmegma [668/826] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:25:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/17/16 03:23:16] Doodybot [813/988] has challenged Shmegma [555/826] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:57:40 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/17/16 05:23:29] Wordy [270/667] has challenged Shmegma [277/826] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:51:17 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/17/16 07:23:42] Shmegma [256/826] has challenged Doodybot [450/988] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:27:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/17/16 07:54:03] Uranus [61/377] has challenged Shmegma [405/826] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:38:38 is added to Uranus's clock.
[12/17/16 11:24:09] Bart [205/636] has challenged Shmegma [534/826] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:42:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/17/16 14:24:30] Shmegma [379/826] has challenged Wordy [52/667] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:50:20 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/17/16 19:25:06] Shmegma [515/826] has challenged Doodybot [816/988] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:24:47 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/17/16 20:25:13] LordComac [258/567] has challenged Shmegma [824/826] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:44:55 is added to LordComac's clock.
[12/17/16 22:25:26] Shmegma [680/826] has challenged Anky [280/495] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:58:06 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/17/16 23:25:33] Doody [122/561] has challenged Shmegma [640/826] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:57:40 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/18/16 02:25:54] Shmegma [542/826] has challenged Bart [164/636] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:26:06 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/18/16 03:26:00] Doody [293/554] has challenged Shmegma [179/826] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:24:01 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/18/16 10:26:47] Shmegma [129/826] has challenged Uranus [212/373] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:34:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/18/16 15:27:19] Shmegma [415/826] has challenged Anky [126/495] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:47:29 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/18/16 17:59:49] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Uranus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/18/16 18:27:40] Bart [570/636] has challenged Shmegma [123/826] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:58:08 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/18/16 19:27:48] Shmegma [369/826] has challenged dick [901/995] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:58:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/18/16 22:28:10] Shmegma [573/826] has challenged Doodybot [921/994] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:12:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/19/16 02:25:32] Shmegma lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:16:59 from level 67.
[12/19/16 04:28:52] Shmegma [472/826] has challenged LordComac [530/567] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:53:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/19/16 06:29:06] LordComac [374/567] has challenged Shmegma [284/826] in combat and won! 7 days, 09:50:24 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[12/19/16 08:29:18] Shmegma [44/826] has challenged Bart [315/636] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:48:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/19/16 12:29:46] Shmegma [157/826] has challenged Uranus [76/373] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:11:39 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/19/16 13:29:54] LordComac [275/567] has challenged Shmegma [405/826] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:45:54 is added to LordComac's clock.
[12/19/16 15:38:31] Shmegma [371/826] has cum upon Doody [220/554] and taken them in the face! 3 days, 21:02:39 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/20/16 11:32:25] Shmegma [582/826] has challenged Doody [246/554] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:13:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/20/16 12:31:31] Shmegma stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:40:19 towards level 67.
[12/20/16 15:20:00] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 4 days, 11:16:14 toward level 67.
[12/20/16 16:33:01] Shmegma [517/1009] has challenged LordComac [427/567] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:46:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/20/16 17:33:09] Anky [169/606] has challenged Shmegma [151/1009] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:44:28 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/20/16 18:33:16] Shmegma [587/1009] has challenged Anky [496/606] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:42:42 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/20/16 20:36:16] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Shmegma in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 2 days, 04:20:46 from level 67.
[12/20/16 20:36:37] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 20:19:10 toward level 67.
[12/20/16 20:36:40] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Shmegma in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 4 days, 09:17:00 from level 67.
[12/20/16 20:36:43] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 8 days, 21:53:12 toward level 67.
[12/20/16 21:34:09] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 4 days, 09:51:39 toward level 67.
[12/20/16 21:34:09] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 1 day, 02:43:19 toward level 67.
[12/20/16 21:39:14] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 08:02:28 toward level 67.
[12/20/16 21:39:51] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 11:24:45 toward level 67.
[12/20/16 21:41:16] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Shmegma in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 0 days, 01:33:56 from level 67.
[12/20/16 21:41:17] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 03:37:42 toward level 67.
[12/20/16 21:45:23] Bart [546/732] has challenged Shmegma [687/1009] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:42:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/20/16 21:45:59] Bart [537/732] has challenged Shmegma [228/1009] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:53:55 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/20/16 21:47:57] Bart [80/816] has challenged Shmegma [634/1009] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:09:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/20/16 22:29:02] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 16:36:00 toward level 67.
[12/20/16 22:29:55] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Shmegma in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 0 days, 01:15:03 from level 67.
[12/21/16 00:33:59] Shmegma [72/1009] has challenged dick [930/995] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/21/16 01:34:05] Shmegma [875/1009] has challenged LordComac [201/567] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:46:44 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/21/16 04:34:25] Shmegma [39/1009] has challenged LordComac [61/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/21/16 07:43:44] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 00:16:24 toward level 67.
[12/21/16 08:11:56] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 01:49:48 toward level 67.
[12/21/16 08:37:41] Wordy [531/667] has challenged Shmegma [971/1009] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:40:22 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/21/16 09:09:31] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Shmegma in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 0 days, 00:42:58 from level 67.
[12/21/16 09:32:50] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 00:34:51 toward level 67.
[12/21/16 09:33:19] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 00:26:57 toward level 67.
[12/21/16 09:33:30] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 00:10:13 toward level 67.
[12/21/16 09:33:36] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 00:04:27 toward level 67.
[12/21/16 09:35:02] Shmegma [948/1009] has challenged dick [706/995] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:00:28 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/21/16 09:36:56] Shmegma [241/1009] has challenged Doody [157/554] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:29:28 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/21/16 10:35:09] Shmegma [386/1009] has challenged Bart [611/816] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:59:26 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/21/16 14:38:52] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Shmegma in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 35 days, 02:08:01 from level 68.
[12/21/16 14:39:04] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 8 days, 23:47:47 toward level 68.
[12/21/16 14:39:13] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 6 days, 11:22:23 toward level 68.
[12/21/16 21:36:25] Shmegma [879/1009] has challenged Wordy [563/667] in combat and won! 11 days, 20:46:27 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/21/16 23:01:52] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 42 days, 22:36:43 toward level 68.
[12/21/16 23:30:28] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 7 days, 21:38:46 toward level 68.
[12/21/16 23:36:39] Bart [792/816] has challenged Shmegma [544/1009] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:04:23 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/22/16 00:36:46] Shmegma [730/1009] has challenged Bart [636/816] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:12:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 02:36:58] Shmegma [512/1009] has challenged LordComac [76/586] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:46:29 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 03:35:56] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/22/16 07:17:43] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 2 days, 22:56:34 toward level 68.
[12/22/16 07:18:00] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 11:47:11 toward level 68.
[12/22/16 07:27:46] Uranus, Wordy, and Doodybot [1097/2127] have team battled Shmegma, LordComac, and Anky [1640/2201] and lost! 0 days, 02:02:41 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/16 12:31:30] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Shmegma in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 0 days, 03:23:34 from level 68.
[12/22/16 12:49:49] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Shmegma in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 1 day, 00:44:50 from level 68.
[12/22/16 12:49:56] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 2 days, 01:35:48 toward level 68.
[12/22/16 13:10:45] Shmegma [157/1009] has challenged Doody [737/810] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:37:45 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 13:12:09] Shmegma [463/1012] has challenged dick [153/995] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:52:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 13:38:12] Shmegma [306/1012] has challenged dick [876/995] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:30:21 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 13:41:04] Shmegma [724/1012] has challenged Doody [98/810] in combat and won! 9 days, 04:15:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 13:41:19] Shmegma [679/1171] has challenged Wordy [530/667] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:46:43 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 13:42:49] Shmegma [1079/1171] has challenged Doody [625/810] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:27:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 13:43:02] Shmegma [1124/1171] has challenged Bart [324/816] in combat and won! 10 days, 21:51:44 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 13:43:14] Shmegma [215/1171] has challenged dick [296/1066] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:26:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 13:43:32] Shmegma [1169/1171] has challenged LordComac [15/586] in combat and won! 10 days, 14:08:19 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 13:44:50] Shmegma [511/1171] has challenged LordComac [430/586] in combat and won! 10 days, 17:58:43 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 13:45:02] Shmegma [13/1171] has challenged Anky [223/606] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:16:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 13:45:14] Shmegma [555/1171] has challenged Wordy [490/667] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:39:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 13:45:32] Shmegma [1034/1171] has challenged Bart [652/816] in combat and won! 11 days, 22:20:32 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 13:46:08] Shmegma [528/1171] has challenged Bart [331/816] in combat and won! 12 days, 02:25:20 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 13:52:59] Shmegma [1132/1171] has challenged Doody [753/810] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:51:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 13:57:30] Shmegma [724/1175] has challenged Doodybot [126/994] in combat and won! 11 days, 17:01:07 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 13:57:49] Shmegma [351/1175] has challenged Doody [367/810] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:25:45 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 13:58:04] Shmegma [176/1175] has challenged dick [666/1070] in combat and lost! 7 days, 12:26:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 13:58:19] Shmegma [734/1175] has challenged Uranus [238/466] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:07:13 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 13:58:31] Shmegma [1141/1175] has challenged Bart [62/816] in combat and won! 13 days, 02:54:08 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 13:58:49] Shmegma [321/1175] has challenged dick [129/1070] in combat and won! 15 days, 15:16:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 13:59:04] Shmegma [1111/1175] has challenged Doodybot [150/994] in combat and won! 12 days, 16:03:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 13:59:22] Shmegma [323/1175] has challenged Doody [309/810] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:39:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 13:59:40] Shmegma [639/1175] has challenged LordComac [156/586] in combat and won! 12 days, 23:44:19 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 13:59:58] Shmegma [800/1175] has challenged Wordy [459/667] in combat and won! 13 days, 03:34:43 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 14:00:17] Shmegma [1076/1175] has challenged Bart [56/816] in combat and won! 14 days, 03:22:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 14:00:32] Shmegma [423/1175] has challenged Uranus [142/466] in combat and won! 9 days, 06:14:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 14:00:50] Shmegma [42/1175] has challenged Uranus [0/466] in combat and won! 9 days, 08:52:49 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 14:01:17] Shmegma [322/1175] has challenged LordComac [440/586] in combat and lost! 7 days, 18:09:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 14:01:38] Shmegma [352/1193] has challenged Wordy [157/667] in combat and won! 13 days, 22:46:43 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 14:02:17] Shmegma [1150/1193] has challenged Wordy [389/667] in combat and won! 14 days, 02:37:07 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 14:02:29] Shmegma [59/1193] has challenged Anky [409/606] in combat and lost! 8 days, 00:37:58 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 14:02:44] Shmegma [1093/1193] has challenged Doody [30/810] in combat and won! 13 days, 12:39:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 14:03:02] Shmegma [223/1193] has challenged dick [920/1086] in combat and lost! 9 days, 02:50:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 19:44:44] Shmegma [769/1193] has challenged Bart [406/816] in combat and won! 15 days, 16:06:08 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 19:45:08] Shmegma [1186/1193] has challenged Anky [153/606] in combat and won! 14 days, 21:49:07 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 19:45:35] Shmegma [604/1193] has challenged LordComac [364/586] in combat and won! 15 days, 01:39:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 19:45:47] Shmegma [564/1193] has challenged Doodybot [97/994] in combat and won! 15 days, 05:29:55 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 19:45:59] Shmegma [148/1193] has challenged Doodybot [963/994] in combat and lost! 8 days, 15:45:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 19:46:20] Shmegma [245/1193] has challenged Bart [62/816] in combat and won! 16 days, 12:30:08 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 19:46:39] Shmegma [850/1226] has challenged Bart [224/816] in combat and won! 16 days, 16:34:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 19:48:27] Shmegma [934/1226] has challenged Doodybot [228/994] in combat and won! 15 days, 20:51:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 19:48:39] Shmegma [242/1226] has challenged dick [1104/1116] in combat and lost! 10 days, 00:26:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 19:48:51] Shmegma [544/1226] has challenged Uranus [92/492] in combat and won! 11 days, 03:07:13 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 19:50:18] Shmegma [528/1228] has challenged Uranus [480/492] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:45:37 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 19:50:30] Shmegma [446/1228] has challenged Bart [474/816] in combat and lost! 10 days, 07:38:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 19:50:42] Shmegma [243/1228] has challenged Doodybot [704/994] in combat and lost! 9 days, 09:01:58 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 19:52:06] Shmegma [853/1228] has challenged Uranus [262/492] in combat and won! 11 days, 13:40:49 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 19:52:15] Shmegma [721/1228] has challenged Bart [131/816] in combat and won! 18 days, 01:13:20 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 19:52:28] Shmegma [293/1228] has challenged Bart [463/816] in combat and lost! 10 days, 17:14:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 19:54:17] Shmegma [364/1228] has challenged Uranus [114/492] in combat and won! 11 days, 21:36:01 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 19:54:29] Shmegma [911/1228] has challenged Doodybot [454/994] in combat and won! 17 days, 11:15:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 19:54:41] Shmegma [850/1228] has challenged Doodybot [341/994] in combat and won! 17 days, 15:05:55 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 19:54:56] Shmegma [371/1259] has challenged Bart [556/816] in combat and lost! 11 days, 02:50:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 19:57:59] Shmegma [755/1259] has challenged Uranus [431/492] in combat and won! 12 days, 08:09:37 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 20:02:51] Shmegma [121/1259] has challenged Anky [106/606] in combat and won! 18 days, 02:37:07 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 20:03:34] Shmegma [195/1259] has challenged LordComac [141/586] in combat and won! 18 days, 06:27:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 20:03:43] Shmegma [1155/1259] has challenged Uranus [285/492] in combat and won! 12 days, 16:04:49 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 20:03:55] Shmegma [329/1259] has challenged Uranus [67/492] in combat and won! 12 days, 18:43:13 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 20:04:13] Shmegma [30/1259] has challenged dick [672/1146] in combat and lost! 11 days, 17:14:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 20:04:31] Shmegma [635/1259] has challenged dick [76/1146] in combat and won! 23 days, 15:16:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 20:06:01] Shmegma [73/1269] has challenged Doody [590/810] in combat and lost! 9 days, 12:49:45 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 20:06:58] Shmegma [1146/1269] has challenged Doody [141/810] in combat and won! 18 days, 00:39:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 20:07:07] Shmegma [1047/1269] has challenged LordComac [440/586] in combat and won! 19 days, 09:20:19 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 20:07:35] Shmegma [1148/1269] has challenged dick [896/1155] in combat and won! 24 days, 10:28:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 20:07:44] Shmegma [69/1269] has challenged Doodybot [310/994] in combat and lost! 11 days, 02:04:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 20:07:59] Shmegma [1215/1269] has challenged Doody [171/810] in combat and won! 18 days, 15:03:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 20:08:23] Shmegma [1101/1269] has challenged Uranus [476/492] in combat and won! 13 days, 18:28:49 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 20:09:02] Shmegma [1113/1269] has challenged LordComac [141/586] in combat and won! 20 days, 04:32:19 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 20:09:14] Shmegma [213/1269] has challenged Uranus [21/492] in combat and won! 13 days, 23:45:37 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 20:11:14] Shmegma [673/1269] has challenged LordComac [167/586] in combat and won! 20 days, 12:13:07 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 20:11:42] Shmegma [1223/1269] has challenged Anky [232/606] in combat and won! 20 days, 16:03:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 20:11:51] Shmegma [497/1269] has challenged dick [32/1155] in combat and won! 26 days, 00:52:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 20:12:18] Shmegma [270/1269] has challenged Doodybot [94/994] in combat and won! 20 days, 23:44:19 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 20:12:27] Shmegma [322/1269] has challenged Doody [366/810] in combat and lost! 10 days, 13:47:21 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 20:12:39] Shmegma [202/1269] has challenged dick [616/1155] in combat and lost! 13 days, 07:38:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 20:12:58] Shmegma [932/1269] has challenged Doodybot [979/994] in combat and lost! 12 days, 01:49:58 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 20:13:16] Shmegma [385/1269] has challenged Bart [282/816] in combat and won! 22 days, 23:32:32 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 20:13:31] Shmegma [1110/1269] has challenged dick [802/1155] in combat and won! 27 days, 05:40:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 20:13:46] Shmegma [1098/1269] has challenged dick [938/1155] in combat and won! 27 days, 10:28:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 20:15:35] Doodybot [630/994] has challenged Shmegma [829/1269] in combat and lost! 11 days, 15:16:24 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 20:16:18] Doodybot [463/1003] has challenged Shmegma [62/1269] in combat and won! 23 days, 02:31:55 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 20:18:28] Shmegma [583/1279] has challenged Uranus [133/492] in combat and won! 15 days, 04:48:01 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 20:18:58] Shmegma [942/1279] has challenged dick [713/1164] in combat and won! 27 days, 20:04:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 20:20:40] Doodybot [814/1005] has challenged Shmegma [582/1279] in combat and won! 26 days, 16:58:32 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 20:20:58] Shmegma [561/1279] has challenged Doodybot [829/1005] in combat and lost! 15 days, 10:04:49 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 20:21:44] Shmegma [1101/1279] has challenged Doodybot [637/1005] in combat and won! 29 days, 15:33:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 20:21:44] Shmegma has dealt Doodybot a Critical Strike! 18 days, 00:41:12 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 20:21:53] Shmegma [127/1279] has challenged Bart [349/816] in combat and lost! 14 days, 05:14:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 20:22:06] Shmegma [517/1279] has challenged Uranus [449/492] in combat and won! 15 days, 18:00:01 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 20:22:36] Shmegma [768/1279] has challenged Doody [343/810] in combat and won! 21 days, 15:03:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 20:22:52] Shmegma [1047/1279] has challenged dick [780/1164] in combat and won! 29 days, 00:52:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 20:22:58] Doodybot [526/1008] has challenged Shmegma [1091/1279] in combat and lost! 17 days, 10:04:50 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 20:24:18] Doodybot [28/1008] has challenged Shmegma [924/1279] in combat and lost! 18 days, 07:12:02 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 20:24:58] Doodybot [921/1008] has challenged Shmegma [697/1279] in combat and won! 32 days, 08:51:33 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 20:25:20] Doodybot [830/1008] has challenged Shmegma [406/1279] in combat and won! 32 days, 17:58:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 20:30:03] Doodybot [698/1017] has challenged Shmegma [1115/1279] in combat and lost! 21 days, 19:40:50 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 20:30:40] Doodybot [933/1017] has challenged Shmegma [846/1279] in combat and won! 38 days, 10:46:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 20:32:58] Doodybot [601/1061] has challenged Shmegma [1132/1279] in combat and lost! 23 days, 19:12:02 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 20:33:38] Doodybot [696/1061] has challenged Shmegma [236/1279] in combat and won! 41 days, 20:51:33 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 20:34:40] Doodybot [886/1311] has challenged Shmegma [32/1279] in combat and won! 43 days, 00:13:09 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 20:36:00] Doodybot [415/1311] has challenged Shmegma [909/1279] in combat and lost! 25 days, 18:43:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 20:37:20] Doodybot [180/1316] has challenged Shmegma [468/1279] in combat and lost! 26 days, 15:50:26 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 20:39:20] Doodybot [1306/1316] has challenged Shmegma [609/1279] in combat and won! 48 days, 07:53:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 20:42:00] Doodybot [563/1319] has challenged Shmegma [876/1279] in combat and lost! 29 days, 17:45:38 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 20:42:18] Doodybot [171/1319] has challenged Shmegma [943/1279] in combat and lost! 29 days, 23:02:26 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 20:43:40] Doodybot [1014/1319] has challenged Shmegma [957/1279] in combat and won! 53 days, 06:27:33 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 20:44:38] Doodybot [634/1319] has challenged Shmegma [256/1279] in combat and won! 54 days, 09:49:09 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 20:45:00] Doodybot [1196/1319] has challenged Shmegma [22/1279] in combat and won! 54 days, 18:56:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 20:46:20] Doodybot [175/1319] has challenged Shmegma [519/1279] in combat and lost! 32 days, 14:24:02 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 20:47:58] Doodybot [1076/1319] has challenged Shmegma [340/1279] in combat and won! 58 days, 05:01:09 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 20:48:38] Doodybot [190/1319] has challenged Shmegma [208/1279] in combat and lost! 34 days, 03:21:38 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 20:50:19] Doodybot [1015/1319] has challenged Shmegma [836/1279] in combat and won! 60 days, 20:51:33 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 20:51:38] Doodybot [903/1319] has challenged Shmegma [155/1279] in combat and won! 62 days, 09:20:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 20:51:38] Doodybot has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 25 days, 13:08:35 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 20:52:40] Doodybot [1015/1319] has challenged Shmegma [1046/1279] in combat and lost! 36 days, 18:43:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 20:57:20] Doodybot [1304/1364] has challenged Shmegma [86/1279] in combat and won! 68 days, 20:22:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 21:06:00] Doodybot [473/1364] has challenged Shmegma [1264/1279] in combat and lost! 45 days, 13:55:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 21:07:38] Doodybot [1135/1364] has challenged Shmegma [916/1279] in combat and won! 80 days, 15:05:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 21:09:58] Doodybot [167/1364] has challenged Shmegma [1208/1279] in combat and lost! 48 days, 05:16:50 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 21:11:00] Doodybot [126/1364] has challenged Shmegma [1127/1279] in combat and lost! 48 days, 21:07:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 21:11:40] Doodybot [588/1369] has challenged Shmegma [1105/1279] in combat and lost! 49 days, 07:40:50 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 21:12:20] Doodybot [298/1369] has challenged Shmegma [280/1279] in combat and won! 85 days, 22:46:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 21:12:38] Doodybot [939/1369] has challenged Shmegma [693/1279] in combat and won! 86 days, 07:53:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 21:13:39] Doodybot [998/1369] has challenged Shmegma [822/1279] in combat and won! 87 days, 11:15:33 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 21:17:19] Doodybot [167/1369] has challenged Shmegma [409/1279] in combat and lost! 53 days, 01:26:26 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 21:23:00] Doodybot [1150/1369] has challenged Shmegma [770/1279] in combat and won! 98 days, 02:37:09 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 21:23:40] Doodybot [326/1369] has challenged Shmegma [693/1279] in combat and lost! 57 days, 05:45:38 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 21:24:20] Doodybot [821/1369] has challenged Shmegma [1258/1279] in combat and lost! 57 days, 16:19:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 21:25:40] Doodybot [934/1369] has challenged Shmegma [231/1279] in combat and won! 101 days, 03:34:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 21:26:58] Doodybot [906/1370] has challenged Shmegma [900/1279] in combat and won! 102 days, 16:03:33 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 21:27:20] Doodybot [229/1370] has challenged Shmegma [594/1279] in combat and lost! 59 days, 15:50:26 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 21:27:38] Doodybot [500/1370] has challenged Shmegma [957/1279] in combat and lost! 59 days, 21:07:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 21:29:40] Doodybot [1143/1370] has challenged Shmegma [521/1279] in combat and won! 105 days, 17:01:09 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 21:30:58] Doodybot [850/1370] has challenged Shmegma [1106/1279] in combat and lost! 62 days, 01:55:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 21:32:58] Doodybot [293/1379] has challenged Shmegma [967/1279] in combat and lost! 63 days, 09:36:02 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 21:37:00] Doodybot [78/1379] has challenged Shmegma [880/1279] in combat and lost! 66 days, 00:57:38 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 21:37:18] Doodybot [1354/1379] has challenged Shmegma [650/1279] in combat and won! 114 days, 10:46:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 21:39:00] Doodybot [331/1379] has challenged Shmegma [419/1279] in combat and lost! 67 days, 08:38:26 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 21:39:21] Doodybot [992/1379] has challenged Shmegma [432/1279] in combat and won! 116 days, 17:29:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 21:40:39] Doodybot [570/1379] has challenged Shmegma [959/1279] in combat and lost! 68 days, 11:02:26 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 21:42:20] Doodybot [911/1382] has challenged Shmegma [1075/1279] in combat and lost! 69 days, 13:26:26 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 21:43:00] Doodybot [762/1382] has challenged Shmegma [522/1279] in combat and won! 120 days, 21:49:09 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 21:47:18] Doodybot [1344/1382] has challenged Shmegma [296/1279] in combat and won! 125 days, 20:22:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 21:47:40] Doodybot [610/1382] has challenged Shmegma [936/1279] in combat and lost! 73 days, 01:55:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 21:52:20] Doodybot [400/1382] has challenged Shmegma [1091/1279] in combat and lost! 76 days, 03:50:26 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 21:53:00] Doodybot [740/1382] has challenged Shmegma [793/1279] in combat and lost! 76 days, 14:24:02 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 21:56:20] Doodybot [895/1382] has challenged Shmegma [924/1279] in combat and lost! 78 days, 19:12:02 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 22:00:38] Doodybot [819/1382] has challenged Shmegma [1137/1279] in combat and lost! 81 days, 15:50:26 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 22:01:00] Doodybot [590/1382] has challenged Shmegma [302/1279] in combat and won! 141 days, 10:17:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 22:03:40] Doodybot [833/1383] has challenged Shmegma [606/1279] in combat and won! 144 days, 11:15:33 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 22:05:58] Doodybot [620/1383] has challenged Shmegma [922/1279] in combat and lost! 85 days, 04:19:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 22:09:58] Doodybot [1035/1383] has challenged Shmegma [1178/1279] in combat and lost! 87 days, 19:40:50 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 22:10:20] Doodybot [183/1383] has challenged Shmegma [950/1279] in combat and lost! 88 days, 00:57:38 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 22:10:38] Doodybot [771/1383] has challenged Shmegma [658/1279] in combat and won! 152 days, 10:46:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 22:13:58] Doodybot [1251/1383] has challenged Shmegma [391/1279] in combat and won! 156 days, 05:58:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 22:18:58] Doodybot [832/1383] has challenged Shmegma [699/1279] in combat and won! 161 days, 22:46:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 22:21:20] Doodybot [80/1383] has challenged Shmegma [1010/1279] in combat and lost! 95 days, 07:12:02 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 22:21:38] Doodybot [176/1383] has challenged Shmegma [121/1279] in combat and won! 164 days, 23:44:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 22:22:00] Doodybot [305/1383] has challenged Shmegma [294/1279] in combat and won! 165 days, 08:51:33 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 22:24:00] Doodybot [5/1383] has challenged Shmegma [518/1279] in combat and lost! 97 days, 01:26:26 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 22:24:58] Doodybot [478/1383] has challenged Shmegma [1151/1279] in combat and lost! 97 days, 17:16:50 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 22:26:00] Doodybot [1224/1383] has challenged Shmegma [878/1279] in combat and won! 169 days, 22:17:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 22:27:20] Doodybot [215/1383] has challenged Shmegma [684/1279] in combat and lost! 99 days, 06:14:26 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 22:28:18] Doodybot [724/1383] has challenged Shmegma [1197/1279] in combat and lost! 99 days, 22:04:50 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 22:28:58] Doodybot [504/1383] has challenged Shmegma [431/1279] in combat and won! 173 days, 08:22:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 22:30:00] Doodybot [159/1383] has challenged Shmegma [372/1279] in combat and lost! 101 days, 00:28:50 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 22:31:20] Doodybot [1311/1383] has challenged Shmegma [764/1279] in combat and won! 176 days, 00:13:09 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 22:34:58] Doodybot [142/1383] has challenged Shmegma [29/1279] in combat and won! 180 days, 04:32:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 22:38:00] Doodybot [795/1383] has challenged Shmegma [511/1279] in combat and won! 183 days, 14:37:09 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 22:38:58] Doodybot [1331/1383] has challenged Shmegma [1167/1279] in combat and won! 184 days, 17:58:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 22:39:38] Doodybot [440/1383] has challenged Shmegma [142/1279] in combat and won! 185 days, 12:13:09 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 22:42:18] Doodybot [375/1383] has challenged Shmegma [231/1279] in combat and won! 188 days, 13:10:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 22:46:18] Doodybot [570/1383] has challenged Shmegma [309/1279] in combat and won! 193 days, 02:37:09 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 22:46:40] Doodybot [198/1383] has challenged Shmegma [781/1279] in combat and lost! 112 days, 00:28:50 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 22:51:38] Doodybot [1305/1383] has challenged Shmegma [262/1279] in combat and won! 199 days, 04:32:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 23:00:00] Doodybot [1229/1383] has challenged Shmegma [1065/1279] in combat and won! 208 days, 16:32:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 23:00:40] Doodybot [228/1383] has challenged Shmegma [866/1279] in combat and lost! 121 days, 06:14:26 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 23:01:20] Doodybot [619/1383] has challenged Shmegma [211/1279] in combat and won! 210 days, 05:01:09 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 23:04:18] Doodybot [213/1383] has challenged Shmegma [468/1279] in combat and lost! 123 days, 16:19:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 23:08:18] Doodybot [829/1383] has challenged Shmegma [1228/1279] in combat and lost! 126 days, 07:40:50 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 23:09:20] Doodybot [1302/1383] has challenged Shmegma [552/1279] in combat and won! 219 days, 07:53:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 23:10:00] Doodybot [441/1383] has challenged Shmegma [1000/1279] in combat and lost! 127 days, 10:04:50 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 23:10:40] Doodybot [70/1383] has challenged Shmegma [480/1279] in combat and lost! 127 days, 20:38:26 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 23:13:20] Doodybot [237/1383] has challenged Shmegma [81/1279] in combat and won! 223 days, 21:20:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 23:23:20] Doodybot [289/1385] has challenged Shmegma [478/1279] in combat and lost! 136 days, 05:16:50 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 23:24:58] Doodybot [1380/1385] has challenged Shmegma [267/1279] in combat and won! 237 days, 04:32:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 23:26:18] Doodybot [843/1385] has challenged Shmegma [940/1279] in combat and lost! 138 days, 04:48:02 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 23:29:20] Doodybot [1061/1385] has challenged Shmegma [912/1279] in combat and won! 242 days, 03:05:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 23:30:58] Doodybot [1044/1385] has challenged Shmegma [1050/1279] in combat and lost! 141 days, 06:43:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 23:36:40] Doodybot [235/1385] has challenged Shmegma [840/1279] in combat and lost! 145 days, 00:28:50 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 23:37:20] Doodybot [1063/1385] has challenged Shmegma [18/1279] in combat and won! 251 days, 05:58:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 23:39:38] Doodybot [812/1397] has challenged Shmegma [1131/1279] in combat and lost! 147 days, 00:00:02 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 23:40:58] Doodybot [1211/1397] has challenged Shmegma [752/1279] in combat and won! 255 days, 10:17:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 23:42:40] Doodybot [203/1397] has challenged Shmegma [1019/1279] in combat and lost! 148 days, 23:31:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 23:43:20] Doodybot [957/1397] has challenged Shmegma [460/1279] in combat and won! 258 days, 02:08:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 23:44:40] Doodybot [655/1397] has challenged Shmegma [968/1279] in combat and lost! 150 days, 07:12:02 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 23:52:00] Doodybot [324/1397] has challenged Shmegma [6/1279] in combat and won! 267 days, 23:15:33 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 23:59:38] Doodybot [1039/1397] has challenged Shmegma [815/1279] in combat and won! 276 days, 17:01:09 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 00:00:00] Doodybot [997/1397] has challenged Shmegma [419/1279] in combat and won! 277 days, 02:08:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 00:00:27] LordComac [204/586] has challenged Shmegma [735/1279] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:33:17 is added to LordComac's clock.
[12/23/16 00:00:40] Doodybot [537/1397] has challenged Shmegma [592/1279] in combat and lost! 160 days, 20:38:26 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 00:05:20] Doodybot [1078/1397] has challenged Shmegma [189/1279] in combat and won! 283 days, 04:03:33 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 00:05:20] Doodybot has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 24 days, 01:28:40 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/23/16 00:06:18] Doodybot [819/1397] has challenged Shmegma [249/1279] in combat and won! 284 days, 07:25:09 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 00:14:00] Doodybot [658/1405] has challenged Shmegma [800/1279] in combat and lost! 169 days, 15:50:26 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 00:14:40] Doodybot [1166/1405] has challenged Shmegma [733/1279] in combat and won! 293 days, 19:25:09 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 00:15:38] Doodybot [1187/1405] has challenged Shmegma [1027/1279] in combat and won! 294 days, 22:46:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 00:16:18] Doodybot [1101/1405] has challenged Shmegma [1244/1279] in combat and lost! 171 days, 04:48:02 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 00:16:40] Doodybot [851/1405] has challenged Shmegma [788/1279] in combat and won! 296 days, 02:08:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 00:20:18] Doodybot [1163/1405] has challenged Shmegma [486/1279] in combat and won! 300 days, 06:27:33 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 00:20:58] Doodybot [1081/1405] has challenged Shmegma [588/1279] in combat and won! 301 days, 00:41:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 00:22:00] Doodybot [5/1405] has challenged Shmegma [653/1279] in combat and lost! 174 days, 22:33:38 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 00:23:38] Doodybot [1377/1405] has challenged Shmegma [1165/1279] in combat and won! 304 days, 01:39:33 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 00:26:00] Doodybot [739/1405] has challenged Shmegma [862/1279] in combat and lost! 177 days, 13:55:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 00:26:58] Doodybot [236/1405] has challenged Shmegma [1090/1279] in combat and lost! 178 days, 05:45:38 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 00:29:38] Doodybot [114/1405] has challenged Shmegma [903/1279] in combat and lost! 180 days, 00:00:02 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 00:30:18] Doodybot [97/1405] has challenged Shmegma [619/1279] in combat and lost! 180 days, 10:33:38 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 00:32:00] Doodybot [3/1412] has challenged Shmegma [362/1279] in combat and lost! 181 days, 12:57:38 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 00:34:00] Doodybot [28/1412] has challenged Shmegma [1166/1279] in combat and lost! 182 days, 20:38:26 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 00:34:40] Doodybot [90/1412] has challenged Shmegma [279/1279] in combat and lost! 183 days, 07:12:02 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 00:35:38] Doodybot [426/1412] has challenged Shmegma [161/1279] in combat and won! 317 days, 17:58:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 00:36:40] Doodybot [1322/1412] has challenged Shmegma [251/1279] in combat and won! 318 days, 21:20:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 00:37:38] Doodybot [548/1412] has challenged Shmegma [926/1279] in combat and lost! 185 days, 06:43:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 00:38:40] Doodybot [1409/1412] has challenged Shmegma [197/1279] in combat and won! 321 days, 04:03:33 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 00:40:18] Doodybot [105/1412] has challenged Shmegma [349/1279] in combat and lost! 187 days, 00:57:38 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 00:42:40] Doodybot [1297/1412] has challenged Shmegma [1149/1279] in combat and won! 325 days, 17:29:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 00:44:58] Doodybot [1113/1412] has challenged Shmegma [461/1279] in combat and won! 328 days, 09:20:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 00:48:00] Doodybot [1247/1412] has challenged Shmegma [1226/1279] in combat and won! 331 days, 19:25:09 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 00:48:40] Doodybot [1227/1412] has challenged Shmegma [918/1279] in combat and won! 332 days, 13:39:33 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 00:49:38] Doodybot [492/1412] has challenged Shmegma [946/1279] in combat and lost! 193 days, 04:48:02 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 00:50:40] Doodybot [497/1412] has challenged Shmegma [401/1279] in combat and won! 334 days, 20:22:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 00:51:20] Doodybot [649/1412] has challenged Shmegma [146/1279] in combat and won! 335 days, 14:37:09 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 00:52:18] Doodybot [975/1412] has challenged Shmegma [97/1279] in combat and won! 336 days, 17:58:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 00:54:58] Doodybot [755/1412] has challenged Shmegma [82/1279] in combat and won! 339 days, 18:56:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 00:58:58] Doodybot [872/1413] has challenged Shmegma [575/1279] in combat and won! 344 days, 08:22:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 01:02:58] Doodybot [901/1413] has challenged Shmegma [173/1279] in combat and won! 348 days, 21:49:09 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 01:05:38] Doodybot [1157/1413] has challenged Shmegma [1122/1279] in combat and won! 351 days, 22:46:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 01:07:20] Doodybot [190/1413] has challenged Shmegma [1099/1279] in combat and lost! 204 days, 20:38:26 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 01:07:38] Doodybot [42/1413] has challenged Shmegma [456/1279] in combat and lost! 205 days, 01:55:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 01:08:00] Doodybot [647/1413] has challenged Shmegma [343/1279] in combat and won! 354 days, 14:37:09 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 01:12:58] Doodybot [852/1413] has challenged Shmegma [276/1279] in combat and won! 360 days, 07:25:09 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 01:13:38] Doodybot [1137/1413] has challenged Shmegma [105/1279] in combat and won! 361 days, 01:39:33 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 01:16:18] Doodybot [1255/1413] has challenged Shmegma [1029/1279] in combat and won! 364 days, 02:37:09 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 01:17:20] Doodybot [543/1429] has challenged Shmegma [996/1279] in combat and lost! 211 days, 11:02:26 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 01:20:58] Doodybot [864/1429] has challenged Shmegma [216/1279] in combat and won! 369 days, 10:17:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 01:21:38] Doodybot [896/1429] has challenged Shmegma [173/1279] in combat and won! 370 days, 04:32:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 01:22:40] Doodybot [274/1429] has challenged Shmegma [559/1279] in combat and lost! 214 days, 23:31:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 01:24:00] Doodybot [1045/1429] has challenged Shmegma [956/1279] in combat and won! 372 days, 20:22:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 01:25:38] Doodybot [43/1431] has challenged Shmegma [557/1279] in combat and lost! 216 days, 23:02:26 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 01:26:00] Doodybot [170/1431] has challenged Shmegma [1078/1279] in combat and lost! 217 days, 04:19:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 01:26:40] Doodybot [137/1431] has challenged Shmegma [302/1279] in combat and lost! 217 days, 14:52:50 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 01:27:38] Doodybot [609/1431] has challenged Shmegma [284/1279] in combat and won! 377 days, 00:41:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 01:28:18] Doodybot [1193/1431] has challenged Shmegma [792/1279] in combat and won! 377 days, 18:56:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 01:30:18] Doodybot [471/1431] has challenged Shmegma [693/1279] in combat and lost! 220 days, 00:57:38 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 01:34:58] Doodybot [765/1431] has challenged Shmegma [197/1279] in combat and won! 385 days, 09:20:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 01:34:58] Doodybot has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 16 days, 13:17:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/23/16 01:36:18] Doodybot [871/1431] has challenged Shmegma [1008/1279] in combat and lost! 224 days, 00:00:02 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 01:41:40] Doodybot [341/1457] has challenged Shmegma [84/1279] in combat and won! 392 days, 23:44:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 01:42:20] Doodybot [441/1457] has challenged Shmegma [237/1279] in combat and won! 393 days, 17:58:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 01:42:38] Doodybot [1212/1457] has challenged Shmegma [1242/1279] in combat and lost! 228 days, 04:19:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 01:43:18] Doodybot [862/1457] has challenged Shmegma [855/1279] in combat and won! 394 days, 21:20:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 01:43:40] Doodybot [175/1457] has challenged Shmegma [609/1279] in combat and lost! 228 days, 20:09:38 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 01:44:20] Doodybot [1243/1457] has challenged Shmegma [1119/1279] in combat and won! 396 days, 00:41:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 01:45:40] Doodybot [292/1457] has challenged Shmegma [901/1279] in combat and lost! 230 days, 03:50:26 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 01:49:40] Doodybot [161/1457] has challenged Shmegma [252/1279] in combat and lost! 232 days, 19:12:02 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 01:57:00] Doodybot [1311/1457] has challenged Shmegma [1101/1279] in combat and won! 410 days, 11:15:33 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 01:57:18] Doodybot [585/1457] has challenged Shmegma [954/1279] in combat and lost! 237 days, 20:38:26 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 01:57:40] Doodybot [764/1457] has challenged Shmegma [733/1279] in combat and won! 411 days, 05:29:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 02:05:18] Doodybot [89/1457] has challenged Shmegma [1034/1279] in combat and lost! 243 days, 03:21:38 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 02:07:00] Doodybot [430/1457] has challenged Shmegma [1150/1279] in combat and lost! 244 days, 05:45:38 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 02:10:20] Doodybot [1046/1457] has challenged Shmegma [551/1279] in combat and won! 425 days, 16:03:33 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 02:11:00] Doodybot [993/1457] has challenged Shmegma [766/1279] in combat and won! 426 days, 10:17:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 02:13:00] Doodybot [668/1457] has challenged Shmegma [842/1279] in combat and lost! 248 days, 04:48:02 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 02:15:40] Doodybot [1031/1457] has challenged Shmegma [14/1279] in combat and won! 431 days, 17:58:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 02:16:20] Doodybot [726/1457] has challenged Shmegma [382/1279] in combat and won! 432 days, 12:13:09 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 02:17:00] Doodybot [495/1457] has challenged Shmegma [977/1279] in combat and lost! 250 days, 20:09:38 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 02:18:20] Doodybot [137/1457] has challenged Shmegma [712/1279] in combat and lost! 251 days, 17:16:50 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 02:20:38] Doodybot [1229/1457] has challenged Shmegma [1122/1279] in combat and won! 437 days, 10:46:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 02:22:20] Doodybot [1209/1457] has challenged Shmegma [271/1279] in combat and won! 439 days, 08:22:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 02:22:38] Doodybot [646/1457] has challenged Shmegma [307/1279] in combat and won! 439 days, 17:29:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 02:23:18] Doodybot [375/1457] has challenged Shmegma [985/1279] in combat and lost! 255 days, 00:28:50 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 02:23:58] Doodybot [1350/1457] has challenged Shmegma [1067/1279] in combat and won! 441 days, 05:58:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 02:25:58] Doodybot [1014/1459] has challenged Shmegma [1000/1279] in combat and won! 443 days, 12:41:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 02:27:00] Doodybot [639/1459] has challenged Shmegma [688/1279] in combat and lost! 257 days, 10:33:38 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 02:27:40] Doodybot [515/1459] has challenged Shmegma [55/1279] in combat and won! 445 days, 10:17:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 02:27:40] Doodybot has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 40 days, 01:15:06 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/23/16 02:31:18] Doodybot [182/1459] has challenged Shmegma [615/1279] in combat and lost! 260 days, 07:12:02 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 02:32:20] Doodybot [1321/1459] has challenged Shmegma [785/1279] in combat and won! 450 days, 17:58:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 02:35:58] Doodybot [1010/1459] has challenged Shmegma [627/1279] in combat and won! 454 days, 22:17:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 02:37:40] Doodybot [1140/1459] has challenged Shmegma [656/1279] in combat and won! 456 days, 19:53:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 02:40:20] Doodybot [976/1459] has challenged Shmegma [1236/1279] in combat and lost! 266 days, 05:45:38 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 02:43:18] Doodybot [800/1459] has challenged Shmegma [478/1279] in combat and won! 463 days, 06:56:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 02:43:40] Doodybot [1183/1459] has challenged Shmegma [163/1279] in combat and won! 463 days, 16:03:33 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 02:44:20] Doodybot [857/1459] has challenged Shmegma [602/1279] in combat and won! 464 days, 10:17:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 02:45:40] Doodybot [1040/1459] has challenged Shmegma [150/1279] in combat and won! 465 days, 22:46:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 02:47:40] Doodybot [340/1459] has challenged Shmegma [1191/1279] in combat and lost! 271 days, 01:55:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 02:47:58] Doodybot [222/1459] has challenged Shmegma [453/1279] in combat and lost! 271 days, 07:12:02 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 02:51:40] Doodybot [1318/1459] has challenged Shmegma [302/1279] in combat and won! 472 days, 18:56:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 02:53:18] Doodybot [150/1459] has challenged Shmegma [1036/1279] in combat and lost! 274 days, 19:40:50 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 02:55:18] Doodybot [921/1459] has challenged Shmegma [303/1279] in combat and won! 476 days, 23:15:33 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 02:56:20] Doodybot [579/1459] has challenged Shmegma [736/1279] in combat and lost! 276 days, 19:12:02 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 02:57:00] Doodybot [365/1459] has challenged Shmegma [1186/1279] in combat and lost! 277 days, 05:45:38 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 02:59:58] Doodybot [428/1459] has challenged Shmegma [231/1279] in combat and won! 482 days, 06:56:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 03:03:18] Doodybot [1430/1465] has challenged Shmegma [1263/1279] in combat and won! 486 days, 02:08:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 03:05:00] Doodybot [263/1465] has challenged Shmegma [1183/1279] in combat and lost! 282 days, 12:28:50 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 03:07:18] Doodybot [755/1465] has challenged Shmegma [446/1279] in combat and won! 490 days, 15:34:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 03:07:58] Doodybot [418/1465] has challenged Shmegma [908/1279] in combat and lost! 284 days, 12:00:02 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 03:08:38] Doodybot [1129/1465] has challenged Shmegma [132/1279] in combat and won! 492 days, 04:03:33 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 03:09:00] Doodybot [307/1465] has challenged Shmegma [239/1279] in combat and won! 492 days, 13:10:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 03:11:18] Doodybot [1349/1465] has challenged Shmegma [876/1279] in combat and won! 495 days, 05:01:09 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 03:15:00] Doodybot [297/1465] has challenged Shmegma [389/1279] in combat and lost! 289 days, 02:52:50 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 03:15:58] Doodybot [65/1465] has challenged Shmegma [986/1279] in combat and lost! 289 days, 18:43:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 03:23:00] Doodybot [341/1465] has challenged Shmegma [339/1279] in combat and won! 508 days, 12:13:09 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 03:24:20] Doodybot [390/1465] has challenged Shmegma [834/1279] in combat and lost! 295 days, 06:43:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 03:25:58] Doodybot [1223/1465] has challenged Shmegma [430/1279] in combat and won! 511 days, 22:17:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 03:35:40] Doodybot [379/1465] has challenged Shmegma [312/1279] in combat and won! 522 days, 22:46:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 03:37:00] Doodybot [878/1465] has challenged Shmegma [553/1279] in combat and won! 524 days, 11:15:33 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 03:37:40] Doodybot [275/1465] has challenged Shmegma [832/1279] in combat and lost! 304 days, 01:55:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 03:39:58] Doodybot [1109/1465] has challenged Shmegma [541/1279] in combat and won! 527 days, 21:20:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 03:40:20] Doodybot [1239/1465] has challenged Shmegma [347/1279] in combat and won! 528 days, 06:27:33 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 03:40:38] Doodybot [754/1465] has challenged Shmegma [233/1279] in combat and won! 528 days, 15:34:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 03:42:20] Doodybot [296/1465] has challenged Shmegma [1273/1279] in combat and lost! 307 days, 03:50:26 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 03:43:58] Doodybot [647/1465] has challenged Shmegma [97/1279] in combat and won! 532 days, 10:46:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 03:44:20] Doodybot [757/1465] has challenged Shmegma [932/1279] in combat and lost! 308 days, 11:31:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 03:44:38] Doodybot [551/1465] has challenged Shmegma [673/1279] in combat and lost! 308 days, 16:48:02 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 03:45:58] Doodybot [449/1465] has challenged Shmegma [388/1279] in combat and won! 534 days, 17:29:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 03:46:38] Doodybot [431/1465] has challenged Shmegma [98/1279] in combat and won! 535 days, 11:44:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 03:47:58] Doodybot [46/1465] has challenged Shmegma [1238/1279] in combat and lost! 310 days, 21:36:02 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 03:49:00] Doodybot [41/1465] has challenged Shmegma [551/1279] in combat and lost! 311 days, 13:26:26 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 03:49:18] Doodybot [1127/1465] has challenged Shmegma [1259/1279] in combat and lost! 311 days, 18:43:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 03:49:58] Doodybot [1426/1465] has challenged Shmegma [1214/1279] in combat and won! 539 days, 06:56:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 03:52:20] Doodybot [366/1465] has challenged Shmegma [335/1279] in combat and won! 541 days, 22:46:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 03:55:00] Doodybot [1402/1466] has challenged Shmegma [48/1279] in combat and won! 544 days, 23:44:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 03:55:40] Doodybot [208/1466] has challenged Shmegma [167/1279] in combat and won! 545 days, 17:58:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 03:55:58] Doodybot [1214/1466] has challenged Shmegma [217/1279] in combat and won! 546 days, 03:05:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 03:56:38] Doodybot [170/1466] has challenged Shmegma [897/1279] in combat and lost! 316 days, 14:52:50 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 04:02:20] Doodybot [639/1466] has challenged Shmegma [908/1279] in combat and lost! 320 days, 08:38:26 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 04:05:00] Doodybot [1249/1466] has challenged Shmegma [624/1279] in combat and won! 556 days, 09:20:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 04:07:18] Doodybot [961/1466] has challenged Shmegma [1200/1279] in combat and lost! 323 days, 15:50:26 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 04:07:58] Doodybot [409/1466] has challenged Shmegma [278/1279] in combat and won! 559 days, 19:25:09 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 04:07:58] Doodybot has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 46 days, 15:04:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/23/16 04:09:58] Doodybot [1387/1466] has challenged Shmegma [66/1279] in combat and won! 562 days, 02:08:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 04:10:20] Doodybot [519/1466] has challenged Shmegma [1267/1279] in combat and lost! 325 days, 15:21:38 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 04:11:00] Doodybot [352/1466] has challenged Shmegma [829/1279] in combat and lost! 326 days, 01:55:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 04:17:18] Doodybot [566/1466] has challenged Shmegma [427/1279] in combat and won! 570 days, 10:46:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 04:17:40] Doodybot [988/1466] has challenged Shmegma [837/1279] in combat and won! 570 days, 19:53:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 04:19:58] Doodybot [905/1466] has challenged Shmegma [1155/1279] in combat and lost! 332 days, 00:28:50 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 04:20:38] Doodybot [128/1466] has challenged Shmegma [40/1279] in combat and won! 574 days, 05:58:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 04:21:00] Doodybot [88/1466] has challenged Shmegma [439/1279] in combat and lost! 332 days, 16:19:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 04:23:40] Doodybot [382/1466] has challenged Shmegma [985/1279] in combat and lost! 334 days, 10:33:38 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 04:23:58] Doodybot [808/1466] has challenged Shmegma [491/1279] in combat and won! 578 days, 01:10:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 04:24:38] Doodybot [995/1466] has challenged Shmegma [805/1279] in combat and won! 578 days, 19:25:09 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 04:28:20] Doodybot [853/1466] has challenged Shmegma [766/1279] in combat and won! 582 days, 23:44:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 04:28:38] Doodybot [24/1466] has challenged Shmegma [933/1279] in combat and lost! 337 days, 17:45:38 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 04:33:58] Doodybot [1134/1466] has challenged Shmegma [646/1279] in combat and won! 589 days, 10:46:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 04:33:58] Doodybot has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 34 days, 22:10:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/23/16 04:38:20] Doodybot [1339/1466] has challenged Shmegma [887/1279] in combat and won! 594 days, 09:20:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 04:41:18] Doodybot [904/1466] has challenged Shmegma [717/1279] in combat and won! 597 days, 19:25:09 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 04:45:18] Doodybot [1315/1466] has challenged Shmegma [1134/1279] in combat and won! 602 days, 08:51:33 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 04:47:18] Doodybot [1130/1466] has challenged Shmegma [99/1279] in combat and won! 604 days, 15:34:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 04:49:58] Doodybot [1410/1466] has challenged Shmegma [374/1279] in combat and won! 607 days, 16:32:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 04:50:20] Doodybot [1428/1466] has challenged Shmegma [331/1279] in combat and won! 608 days, 01:39:33 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 04:55:18] Doodybot [1073/1466] has challenged Shmegma [346/1279] in combat and won! 613 days, 18:27:33 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 04:56:38] Doodybot [272/1466] has challenged Shmegma [1039/1279] in combat and lost! 356 days, 05:16:50 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 05:00:38] Doodybot [7/1466] has challenged Shmegma [892/1279] in combat and lost! 358 days, 20:38:26 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 05:01:18] Doodybot [657/1466] has challenged Shmegma [1000/1279] in combat and lost! 359 days, 07:12:02 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 05:01:40] Doodybot [161/1466] has challenged Shmegma [303/1279] in combat and lost! 359 days, 12:28:50 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 05:02:20] Doodybot [1236/1466] has challenged Shmegma [341/1279] in combat and won! 621 days, 17:58:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 05:02:38] Doodybot [611/1466] has challenged Shmegma [1096/1279] in combat and lost! 360 days, 04:19:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 05:05:58] Doodybot [417/1466] has challenged Shmegma [1020/1279] in combat and lost! 362 days, 09:07:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 05:07:00] Doodybot [339/1466] has challenged Shmegma [959/1279] in combat and lost! 363 days, 00:57:38 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 05:08:07] Doodybot [85/1466] has challenged Shmegma [551/1279] in combat and lost! 323 days, 16:37:56 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 05:09:18] Doodybot [157/1466] has challenged Shmegma [938/1279] in combat and lost! 364 days, 13:55:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 05:17:18] Doodybot [1043/1466] has challenged Shmegma [920/1279] in combat and won! 638 days, 20:22:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 05:17:40] Doodybot [130/1466] has challenged Shmegma [743/1279] in combat and lost! 370 days, 01:55:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 05:19:00] Doodybot [1282/1466] has challenged Shmegma [1230/1279] in combat and won! 640 days, 17:58:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 05:19:18] Doodybot [430/1466] has challenged Shmegma [1003/1279] in combat and lost! 371 days, 04:19:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 05:19:58] Doodybot [501/1466] has challenged Shmegma [900/1279] in combat and lost! 371 days, 14:52:50 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 05:24:20] Doodybot [726/1466] has challenged Shmegma [407/1279] in combat and won! 646 days, 19:53:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 05:25:58] Doodybot [1092/1466] has challenged Shmegma [1032/1279] in combat and won! 648 days, 17:29:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 05:32:38] Doodybot [552/1466] has challenged Shmegma [824/1279] in combat and lost! 379 days, 23:31:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 05:35:18] Doodybot [808/1466] has challenged Shmegma [864/1279] in combat and lost! 381 days, 17:45:38 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 05:39:00] Doodybot [869/1466] has challenged Shmegma [451/1279] in combat and won! 663 days, 13:10:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 05:39:18] Doodybot [1137/1466] has challenged Shmegma [727/1279] in combat and won! 663 days, 22:17:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 05:43:40] Doodybot [720/1466] has challenged Shmegma [732/1279] in combat and lost! 387 days, 05:45:38 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 05:47:40] Doodybot [1067/1466] has challenged Shmegma [17/1279] in combat and won! 673 days, 10:17:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 05:47:58] Doodybot [186/1466] has challenged Shmegma [823/1279] in combat and lost! 390 days, 02:24:02 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 05:48:38] Doodybot [221/1466] has challenged Shmegma [44/1279] in combat and won! 674 days, 13:39:33 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 05:51:00] Doodybot [518/1466] has challenged Shmegma [404/1279] in combat and won! 677 days, 05:29:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 05:52:20] Doodybot [320/1466] has challenged Shmegma [19/1279] in combat and won! 678 days, 17:58:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 05:53:40] Doodybot [1285/1466] has challenged Shmegma [620/1279] in combat and won! 680 days, 06:27:33 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 05:57:40] Doodybot [745/1466] has challenged Shmegma [199/1279] in combat and won! 684 days, 19:53:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 05:57:58] Doodybot [1099/1466] has challenged Shmegma [14/1279] in combat and won! 685 days, 05:01:09 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 05:59:40] Doodybot [960/1466] has challenged Shmegma [616/1279] in combat and won! 687 days, 02:37:09 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:03:00] Doodybot [701/1466] has challenged Shmegma [637/1279] in combat and won! 690 days, 21:49:09 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:03:40] Doodybot [392/1466] has challenged Shmegma [793/1279] in combat and lost! 400 days, 10:33:38 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:05:18] Doodybot [848/1466] has challenged Shmegma [797/1279] in combat and won! 693 days, 13:39:33 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:06:38] Doodybot [894/1466] has challenged Shmegma [471/1279] in combat and won! 695 days, 02:08:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:07:40] Doodybot [836/1466] has challenged Shmegma [66/1279] in combat and won! 696 days, 05:29:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:09:00] Doodybot [1030/1466] has challenged Shmegma [586/1279] in combat and won! 697 days, 17:58:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:12:20] Doodybot [579/1466] has challenged Shmegma [948/1279] in combat and lost! 406 days, 03:50:26 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:12:38] Doodybot [1053/1466] has challenged Shmegma [596/1279] in combat and won! 701 days, 22:17:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:13:58] Doodybot [765/1466] has challenged Shmegma [779/1279] in combat and lost! 407 days, 06:14:26 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:15:18] Doodybot [872/1466] has challenged Shmegma [169/1279] in combat and won! 704 days, 23:15:33 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:15:58] Doodybot [255/1466] has challenged Shmegma [79/1279] in combat and won! 705 days, 17:29:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:18:20] Doodybot [1201/1466] has challenged Shmegma [540/1279] in combat and won! 708 days, 09:20:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:18:38] Doodybot [415/1466] has challenged Shmegma [262/1279] in combat and won! 708 days, 18:27:33 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:19:40] Doodybot [1092/1466] has challenged Shmegma [9/1279] in combat and won! 709 days, 21:49:09 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:20:38] Doodybot [296/1466] has challenged Shmegma [388/1279] in combat and lost! 411 days, 15:50:26 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:27:18] Doodybot [627/1466] has challenged Shmegma [565/1279] in combat and won! 718 days, 15:34:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:27:40] Doodybot [1454/1466] has challenged Shmegma [37/1279] in combat and won! 719 days, 00:41:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:29:00] Doodybot [47/1466] has challenged Shmegma [311/1279] in combat and lost! 417 days, 03:50:26 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:29:58] Doodybot [827/1466] has challenged Shmegma [283/1279] in combat and won! 721 days, 16:32:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:34:38] Doodybot [1311/1466] has challenged Shmegma [353/1279] in combat and won! 727 days, 00:13:09 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:35:00] Doodybot [757/1466] has challenged Shmegma [980/1279] in combat and lost! 421 days, 02:52:50 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:35:58] Doodybot [1431/1466] has challenged Shmegma [30/1279] in combat and won! 728 days, 12:41:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:36:38] Doodybot [947/1466] has challenged Shmegma [391/1279] in combat and won! 729 days, 06:56:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:37:00] Doodybot [688/1466] has challenged Shmegma [1168/1279] in combat and lost! 422 days, 10:33:38 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:37:58] Doodybot [895/1466] has challenged Shmegma [249/1279] in combat and won! 730 days, 19:25:09 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:39:00] Doodybot [1024/1466] has challenged Shmegma [1007/1279] in combat and won! 731 days, 22:46:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:39:18] Doodybot [1167/1466] has challenged Shmegma [1132/1279] in combat and won! 732 days, 07:53:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:40:20] Doodybot [178/1466] has challenged Shmegma [453/1279] in combat and lost! 424 days, 15:21:38 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:43:00] Doodybot [788/1466] has challenged Shmegma [541/1279] in combat and won! 736 days, 12:13:09 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:47:18] Doodybot [1199/1466] has challenged Shmegma [369/1279] in combat and won! 741 days, 10:46:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:47:40] Doodybot [348/1466] has challenged Shmegma [431/1279] in combat and lost! 429 days, 11:31:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:50:20] Doodybot [976/1466] has challenged Shmegma [255/1279] in combat and won! 744 days, 20:51:33 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:51:00] Doodybot [285/1466] has challenged Shmegma [464/1279] in combat and lost! 431 days, 16:19:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:51:40] Doodybot [1250/1466] has challenged Shmegma [93/1279] in combat and won! 746 days, 09:20:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:51:40] Doodybot has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 57 days, 15:51:05 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/23/16 06:52:20] Doodybot [710/1466] has challenged Shmegma [717/1279] in combat and lost! 432 days, 13:26:26 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:53:18] Doodybot [4/1466] has challenged Shmegma [599/1279] in combat and lost! 433 days, 05:16:50 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:53:40] Doodybot [590/1466] has challenged Shmegma [164/1279] in combat and won! 748 days, 16:03:33 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 06:59:18] Doodybot [1115/1466] has challenged Shmegma [194/1279] in combat and won! 755 days, 03:05:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 07:04:38] Doodybot [606/1466] has challenged Shmegma [947/1279] in combat and lost! 440 days, 16:48:02 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 07:07:18] Doodybot [1368/1466] has challenged Shmegma [242/1279] in combat and won! 764 days, 05:58:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 07:09:18] Doodybot [1452/1466] has challenged Shmegma [931/1279] in combat and won! 766 days, 12:41:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 07:12:38] Doodybot [210/1466] has challenged Shmegma [634/1279] in combat and lost! 445 days, 23:31:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 07:13:00] Doodybot [403/1466] has challenged Shmegma [679/1279] in combat and lost! 446 days, 04:48:02 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 07:13:58] Doodybot [909/1466] has challenged Shmegma [561/1279] in combat and won! 771 days, 20:22:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 07:16:38] Doodybot [69/1466] has challenged Shmegma [472/1279] in combat and lost! 448 days, 14:52:50 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 07:24:20] Doodybot [604/1466] has challenged Shmegma [120/1279] in combat and won! 783 days, 15:05:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 07:25:00] Doodybot [1037/1466] has challenged Shmegma [1130/1279] in combat and lost! 454 days, 02:52:50 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 07:25:18] Doodybot [1296/1466] has challenged Shmegma [487/1279] in combat and won! 784 days, 18:27:33 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 07:25:58] Doodybot [1201/1466] has challenged Shmegma [339/1279] in combat and won! 785 days, 12:41:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 07:26:38] Doodybot [704/1466] has challenged Shmegma [1202/1279] in combat and lost! 455 days, 05:16:50 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 07:27:00] Doodybot [252/1466] has challenged Shmegma [817/1279] in combat and lost! 455 days, 10:33:38 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 07:27:18] Doodybot [1231/1466] has challenged Shmegma [50/1279] in combat and won! 787 days, 01:10:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 07:29:40] Doodybot [761/1466] has challenged Shmegma [970/1279] in combat and lost! 457 days, 04:48:02 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 07:31:58] Doodybot [774/1466] has challenged Shmegma [529/1279] in combat and won! 792 days, 08:51:33 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 07:32:38] Doodybot [959/1466] has challenged Shmegma [764/1279] in combat and won! 793 days, 03:05:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 07:32:38] Doodybot has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 75 days, 19:59:07 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/23/16 07:37:58] Doodybot [1009/1466] has challenged Shmegma [47/1279] in combat and won! 799 days, 05:01:09 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 07:38:20] Doodybot [529/1466] has challenged Shmegma [714/1279] in combat and lost! 462 days, 22:04:50 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 07:40:20] Doodybot [845/1466] has challenged Shmegma [1013/1279] in combat and lost! 464 days, 05:45:38 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 07:45:40] Doodybot [1303/1466] has challenged Shmegma [1193/1279] in combat and won! 807 days, 22:46:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 07:45:58] Doodybot [181/1466] has challenged Shmegma [968/1279] in combat and lost! 467 days, 23:31:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 07:47:58] Doodybot [492/1466] has challenged Shmegma [172/1279] in combat and won! 810 days, 14:37:09 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 07:51:00] Doodybot [942/1466] has challenged Shmegma [341/1279] in combat and won! 814 days, 00:41:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 07:53:58] Doodybot [650/1466] has challenged Shmegma [134/1279] in combat and won! 817 days, 10:46:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 07:55:00] Doodybot [1030/1466] has challenged Shmegma [401/1279] in combat and won! 818 days, 14:08:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 07:55:58] Doodybot [242/1466] has challenged Shmegma [355/1279] in combat and lost! 474 days, 13:55:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 07:59:58] Doodybot [1198/1466] has challenged Shmegma [385/1279] in combat and won! 824 days, 06:56:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 08:02:20] Doodybot [1192/1466] has challenged Shmegma [770/1279] in combat and won! 826 days, 22:46:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 08:03:00] Doodybot [918/1466] has challenged Shmegma [1128/1279] in combat and lost! 479 days, 04:48:02 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 08:07:40] Doodybot [1204/1466] has challenged Shmegma [1205/1279] in combat and lost! 482 days, 06:43:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 08:09:18] Doodybot [239/1466] has challenged Shmegma [162/1279] in combat and won! 834 days, 22:17:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 08:11:40] Doodybot [1256/1466] has challenged Shmegma [820/1279] in combat and won! 837 days, 14:08:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 08:12:20] Doodybot [1227/1466] has challenged Shmegma [384/1279] in combat and won! 838 days, 08:22:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 08:13:18] Doodybot [1221/1466] has challenged Shmegma [1079/1279] in combat and won! 839 days, 11:44:21 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 08:17:40] Doodybot [280/1466] has challenged Shmegma [128/1279] in combat and won! 844 days, 10:17:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 08:17:58] Doodybot [743/1466] has challenged Shmegma [1276/1279] in combat and lost! 489 days, 02:24:02 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 08:21:18] Doodybot [895/1466] has challenged Shmegma [567/1279] in combat and won! 848 days, 14:37:09 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 08:24:20] Doodybot [1438/1466] has challenged Shmegma [1064/1279] in combat and won! 852 days, 00:41:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 08:30:38] Doodybot [1281/1466] has challenged Shmegma [634/1279] in combat and won! 859 days, 05:58:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 08:30:38] Doodybot has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 96 days, 02:50:07 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/23/16 08:31:00] Doodybot [774/1466] has challenged Shmegma [187/1279] in combat and won! 859 days, 15:05:57 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 08:33:40] Doodybot [893/1466] has challenged Shmegma [213/1279] in combat and won! 862 days, 16:03:33 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 08:33:40] Doodybot has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 127 days, 22:10:34 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/23/16 10:13:27] Shmegma [836/1279] has challenged Doody [299/810] in combat and won! 99 days, 03:08:13 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/23/16 11:13:33] Shmegma [253/1279] has challenged dick [507/1467] in combat and lost! 56 days, 04:04:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/23/16 14:13:54] Shmegma [849/1279] has challenged Anky [589/606] in combat and won! 98 days, 20:08:07 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/23/16 15:14:00] Doodybot [195/1466] has challenged Shmegma [1000/1279] in combat and lost! 599 days, 07:04:09 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/23/16 16:14:07] Shmegma [943/1279] has challenged Doody [592/810] in combat and won! 77 days, 19:45:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/23/16 20:38:45] Doodybot, Anky, Shmegma, and Uranus have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/23/16 21:14:40] Shmegma [937/1279] has challenged Doody [714/810] in combat and won! 49 days, 14:06:30 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/24/16 00:15:00] Shmegma [880/1279] has challenged Uranus [457/492] in combat and won! 30 days, 21:30:13 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/24/16 05:15:33] Shmegma [991/1279] has challenged Anky [60/606] in combat and won! 39 days, 23:06:32 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/24/16 10:16:07] Anky [398/606] has challenged Shmegma [866/1279] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:36:14 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/24/16 17:40:11] Anky [359/606] has challenged Shmegma [903/1279] in combat and lost! 12 days, 19:12:02 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/24/16 19:40:24] Shmegma [862/1279] has challenged Doodybot [605/1466] in combat and won! 1192 days, 21:11:14 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/24/16 19:40:24] In the lemon party, Doodybot dropped her level 90 ring! Shmegma picks it up, tossing her old level 68 ring to Doodybot.
[12/24/16 19:40:24] Shmegma [447/1303] has challenged Anky [223/606] in combat and won! 23 days, 09:20:19 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/24/16 21:40:37] Shmegma [21/1303] has challenged Doodybot [481/1444] in combat and lost! 398 days, 19:19:55 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/24/16 22:19:32] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 187 days, 17:39:17 toward level 156.
[12/24/16 22:19:55] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 180 days, 05:25:31 toward level 156.
[12/24/16 22:20:03] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 95 days, 04:27:49 toward level 156.
[12/24/16 23:40:52] Shmegma [1137/1303] has challenged Bart [702/816] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:47:51 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/25/16 00:14:15] Shmegma found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:13:54 towards level 156.
[12/25/16 00:40:58] Uranus [16/492] has challenged Shmegma [731/1303] in combat and lost! 10 days, 05:54:27 is added to Uranus's clock.
[12/25/16 01:41:05] Shmegma [1076/1303] has challenged Doodybot [610/1444] in combat and won! 255 days, 23:19:37 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/25/16 01:41:05] Shmegma [1175/1303] has challenged dick [459/1445] in combat and won! 29 days, 10:28:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/25/16 02:41:12] Shmegma [1171/1303] has challenged dick [1272/1445] in combat and lost! 11 days, 18:29:21 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/25/16 03:41:19] Anky [468/606] has challenged Shmegma [502/1303] in combat and lost! 15 days, 17:09:28 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/25/16 05:41:31] Shmegma [1279/1303] has challenged Uranus [353/492] in combat and won! 14 days, 05:28:52 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/25/16 06:41:38] Bart [735/816] has challenged Shmegma [940/1303] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:50:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/25/16 09:41:57] Shmegma [764/1303] has challenged Doody [630/810] in combat and won! 17 days, 05:49:59 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/25/16 14:42:30] Shmegma [1242/1303] has challenged Doody [544/810] in combat and won! 14 days, 15:00:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/25/16 15:42:36] Anky [48/606] has challenged Shmegma [424/1303] in combat and lost! 22 days, 10:33:53 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/25/16 16:42:43] Shmegma [191/1303] has challenged Anky [148/606] in combat and won! 13 days, 05:55:32 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/25/16 17:19:28] Doody, Doodybot, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/25/16 18:42:54] Shmegma [455/1303] has challenged Doodybot [12/1444] in combat and won! 296 days, 20:53:55 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/25/16 18:42:54] Shmegma [135/1303] has challenged Uranus [258/492] in combat and lost! 10 days, 08:56:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/25/16 18:48:54] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 101 days, 11:20:09 toward level 158.
[12/25/16 21:43:15] Shmegma [913/1303] has challenged Doodybot [722/1444] in combat and won! 324 days, 15:44:12 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/25/16 21:43:15] Shmegma [704/1303] has challenged Uranus [343/492] in combat and won! 16 days, 09:50:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/25/16 23:20:10] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Shmegma in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 92 days, 21:26:17 from level 159.
[12/26/16 01:43:43] Anky [550/606] has challenged Shmegma [101/1303] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:37:29 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/26/16 01:43:43] Anky has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 24 days, 19:18:55 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/26/16 03:46:27] Bart [231/816] has cum upon Shmegma [85/1303] and taken them in the face! 72 days, 18:22:04 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/26/16 03:46:27] Bart has dealt Shmegma a shocker! 32 days, 12:40:46 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/26/16 03:46:27] Bart [447/816] has cum upon Shmegma [424/1303] and taken them in the face! 44 days, 09:17:03 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/26/16 03:46:36] Bart [43/816] has cum upon Shmegma [863/1303] and been defeated in combat! 15 days, 06:33:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/26/16 05:44:09] Shmegma [645/1303] has challenged dick [396/1445] in combat and won! 56 days, 12:47:20 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/26/16 10:44:42] Shmegma [358/1303] has challenged Doodybot [1174/1444] in combat and lost! 734 days, 05:58:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/26/16 12:47:03] Doodybot, Anky, Shmegma, and Uranus have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/26/16 13:45:03] Shmegma [154/1303] has challenged Doodybot [1332/1444] in combat and lost! 2340 days, 01:56:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/26/16 19:51:04] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 489 days, 13:49:47 toward level 159.
[12/26/16 19:51:11] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Shmegma in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 1722 days, 02:01:31 from level 159.
[12/26/16 19:51:11] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 300 days, 11:09:50 toward level 159.
[12/26/16 20:00:08] Anky [333/606] has challenged Shmegma [21/1303] in combat and won! 23 days, 01:56:34 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/26/16 22:46:02] Bart [606/816] has challenged Shmegma [17/1303] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:23:50 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/26/16 23:46:09] Shmegma [761/1303] has challenged Doodybot [558/1444] in combat and won! 22752 days, 20:50:34 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/26/16 23:46:09] Shmegma [916/1303] has challenged Uranus [136/492] in combat and won! 16 days, 12:28:49 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/27/16 02:46:28] Doodybot [1328/1444] has challenged Shmegma [23/1303] in combat and won! 27 days, 11:15:32 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/27/16 12:47:35] Bart [396/816] has challenged Shmegma [184/1303] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:55:20 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/27/16 13:19:14] Doodybot, Shmegma, Bart, and Uranus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/27/16 13:47:42] Shmegma [513/1303] has challenged Uranus [352/492] in combat and won! 10 days, 23:28:49 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/27/16 13:59:04] Shmegma had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:31:42 towards level 160.
[12/27/16 14:47:49] Doodybot [1233/1444] has challenged Shmegma [497/1303] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:53:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/27/16 16:48:47] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 20 days, 09:33:44 toward level 160.
[12/27/16 16:48:50] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 28 days, 03:35:45 toward level 160.
[12/27/16 16:48:51] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 1 day, 23:35:07 toward level 160.
[12/27/16 16:48:52] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 22 days, 08:45:50 toward level 160.
[12/27/16 16:48:53] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 5 days, 15:40:55 toward level 160.
[12/27/16 16:48:56] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 1 day, 14:43:14 toward level 160.
[12/27/16 16:49:04] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 14:04:39 toward level 160.
[12/27/16 16:50:24] Bart [355/816] has cum upon Shmegma [518/1303] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/27/16 17:00:22] Bart [218/816] has challenged Shmegma [1251/1303] in combat and lost! 13 days, 21:36:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/27/16 18:48:15] Doodybot [964/1444] has challenged Shmegma [256/1303] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:17:59 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/27/16 19:49:19] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 09:39:43 toward level 160.
[12/27/16 19:49:20] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 02:34:52 toward level 160.
[12/27/16 19:49:24] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 00:18:02 toward level 160.
[12/27/16 19:49:29] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 01:30:22 toward level 160.
[12/27/16 19:49:33] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 01:14:53 toward level 160.
[12/27/16 19:49:35] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Shmegma in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 0 days, 00:38:38 from level 160.
[12/27/16 19:49:41] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 01:50:29 toward level 160.
[12/27/16 19:49:43] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 00:09:28 toward level 160.
[12/27/16 19:49:46] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 00:26:20 toward level 160.
[12/27/16 19:49:48] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 00:04:25 toward level 160.
[12/27/16 19:54:37] Shmegma [844/1303] has challenged Bart [214/816] in combat and won! 27 days, 05:06:21 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/27/16 23:48:49] Shmegma [1002/1303] has challenged dick [665/1445] in combat and won! 44220 days, 20:07:50 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/28/16 03:49:16] Doody [48/810] has challenged Shmegma [268/1303] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:23 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/28/16 04:49:23] Doody [205/810] has challenged Shmegma [761/1303] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:56:47 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/28/16 05:49:30] Bart [211/816] has challenged Shmegma [361/1303] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:11:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/28/16 09:49:58] Shmegma [493/1303] has challenged Uranus [75/492] in combat and won! 19457 days, 02:57:19 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/28/16 10:04:17] Doody [371/810] has challenged Shmegma [540/1303] in combat and lost! 11 days, 11:31:14 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/28/16 13:50:22] Shmegma [520/1303] has challenged dick [475/1445] in combat and won! 31485 days, 03:06:30 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/28/16 14:50:29] Anky [252/623] has challenged Shmegma [1245/1303] in combat and lost! 11 days, 05:28:13 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/28/16 17:50:49] Uranus [98/492] has challenged Shmegma [1066/1303] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:42:42 is added to Uranus's clock.
[12/28/16 17:53:01] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Shmegma in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 69267 days, 04:36:49 from level 161.
[12/28/16 17:53:18] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Shmegma in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 54658 days, 02:40:46 from level 161.
[12/28/16 17:53:55] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 139924 days, 18:22:24 toward level 161.
[12/28/16 17:53:55] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 52771 days, 15:01:14 toward level 161.
[12/28/16 17:54:00] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 22867 days, 16:54:31 toward level 161.
[12/28/16 17:54:00] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 24011 days, 02:09:15 toward level 161.
[12/28/16 17:54:03] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Shmegma in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 1646 days, 11:23:36 from level 161.
[12/28/16 17:54:07] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 6207 days, 05:01:55 toward level 161.
[12/28/16 17:54:11] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 2692 days, 23:22:35 toward level 161.
[12/28/16 17:54:11] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Shmegma in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 334 days, 01:02:27 from level 161.
[12/28/16 17:54:12] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 674 days, 03:50:46 toward level 161.
[12/28/16 17:54:14] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Shmegma in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 1105 days, 14:56:51 from level 161.
[12/28/16 21:51:19] Anky [242/623] has challenged Shmegma [633/1303] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:52:01 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/28/16 22:51:26] Shmegma [750/1303] has challenged Bart [55/66] in combat and won! 266 days, 03:27:23 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/28/16 23:51:32] Shmegma [1068/1303] has challenged Doody [284/810] in combat and won! 530 days, 09:08:17 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/29/16 00:51:38] Anky [23/623] has challenged Shmegma [22/1303] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:08:38 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/29/16 01:51:45] Doody [625/810] has challenged Shmegma [477/1303] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:46:51 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/29/16 02:57:21] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and Bart have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/29/16 05:52:10] Shmegma [1154/1303] has challenged Doodybot [159/1444] in combat and won! 12847 days, 05:31:34 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/29/16 05:52:10] Shmegma [477/1303] has challenged Uranus [255/492] in combat and won! 16 days, 17:45:37 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/29/16 05:52:10] Shmegma has dealt Uranus a Critical Strike! 0 days, 11:10:17 is added to Uranus's clock.
[12/29/16 08:52:30] Shmegma [925/1303] has challenged Uranus [258/492] in combat and won! 14 days, 21:14:10 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/29/16 12:52:58] Shmegma [359/1303] has challenged Bart [96/124] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:02:42 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/29/16 16:56:08] Doody, Doodybot, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/29/16 17:28:09] Anky, Doodybot, and Doody [2791/2877] have team battled Bart, Shmegma, and Uranus [484/1943] and won! 1 day, 08:17:43 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/16 19:53:46] Shmegma [1137/1303] has challenged Uranus [318/492] in combat and won! 9 days, 04:47:44 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/29/16 20:53:53] Shmegma [1302/1303] has challenged Doody [691/810] in combat and won! 11 days, 03:48:55 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/30/16 02:54:33] Shmegma [497/1303] has challenged Bart [34/172] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:48:45 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/30/16 04:54:47] Shmegma [590/1303] has challenged Uranus [409/492] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:25:02 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/30/16 04:54:47] In the lemon party, Uranus dropped her level 120 amulet! Shmegma picks it up, tossing her old level 117 amulet to Uranus.
[12/30/16 05:54:54] Doody [65/810] has challenged Shmegma [1023/1306] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:04:44 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/30/16 06:55:02] Shmegma [1275/1306] has challenged dick [1069/1480] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:28:28 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/30/16 09:54:06] Shmegma found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:23:22 towards level 162.
[12/30/16 14:08:25] Doody, Doodybot, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/30/16 14:55:54] Shmegma [583/1306] has challenged Doodybot [1273/1479] in combat and lost! 88 days, 09:11:11 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/30/16 16:56:06] Shmegma [32/1306] has challenged Bart [77/196] in combat and lost! 8 days, 02:01:47 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/30/16 17:56:13] Shmegma [216/1306] has challenged Bart [28/196] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:32:30 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/30/16 18:56:18] Doody [150/810] has challenged Shmegma [896/1306] in combat and lost! 11 days, 02:18:47 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/30/16 19:56:25] Shmegma [1098/1306] has challenged Bart [64/196] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:52:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/30/16 23:56:52] Anky [222/623] has challenged Shmegma [1181/1306] in combat and lost! 649 days, 15:42:31 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/31/16 00:56:58] Shmegma [331/1306] has challenged Uranus [105/489] in combat and won! 11 days, 17:19:12 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/31/16 01:08:08] Doody and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/16 04:57:25] Shmegma [366/1306] has challenged dick [725/1489] in combat and lost! 8 days, 19:16:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/31/16 07:57:46] Doodybot [1050/1488] has challenged Shmegma [463/1306] in combat and won! NA (2.14432288442759e+130) is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/31/16 11:07:28] Doody, Doodybot, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/31/16 11:48:32] Doody and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/16 11:58:13] Doody [285/828] has challenged Shmegma [544/1306] in combat and lost! 12 days, 05:33:51 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/31/16 13:58:26] Shmegma [1177/1306] has challenged dick [645/1489] in combat and won! 13 days, 07:18:53 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/31/16 14:58:33] Shmegma [104/1306] has challenged Doodybot [1397/1488] in combat and lost! 172 days, 19:50:06 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/01/17 01:59:33] Bot [54/80] has challenged Shmegma [16/34] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:03:34 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/01/17 02:09:28] Shmegma [6/47] has challenged Wordy [39/43] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/01/17 03:22:35] Shmegma [8/62] has challenged Anky [22/57] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/01/17 04:12:23] Bart [41/49] has challenged Shmegma [34/62] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:03:34 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/01/17 04:12:47] Wordy [48/81] has challenged Shmegma [46/62] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:04:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/01/17 04:43:33] Bot [80/109] has challenged Shmegma [23/62] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:05:35 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/01/17 06:18:14] squirtingbuffalo [9/12] has challenged Shmegma [32/82] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/01/17 11:41:18] squirtingbuffalo [40/70] has challenged Shmegma [90/95] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/01/17 16:18:32] Shmegma [138/154] has challenged dick [1/156] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:33 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/01/17 17:01:05] Doody [56/158] has challenged Shmegma [119/154] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to Doody's clock.
[01/01/17 18:32:45] Shmegma [94/167] has challenged Anky [82/137] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:13:37 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/01/17 19:22:05] Bart [74/147] has challenged Shmegma [166/167] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/01/17 19:49:15] squirtingbuffalo, Bart, and Wordy [38/358] have team battled Doody, Anky, and Shmegma [347/462] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:39 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/17 07:19:24] Shmegma caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:34 towards level 24.
[01/02/17 10:00:13] Doody [124/214] has challenged Shmegma [0/193] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:24:39 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/02/17 10:04:25] Shmegma bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:12 towards level 24.
[01/02/17 15:02:53] Wordy [133/155] has challenged Shmegma [63/193] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/02/17 16:14:40] Shmegma [223/226] has challenged Bot [142/206] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/02/17 22:34:50] Shmegma [28/250] has challenged Bot [60/216] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/02/17 23:54:36] Bart [194/207] has challenged Shmegma [71/250] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/03/17 06:15:25] Doody [196/253] has challenged Shmegma [100/250] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/03/17 07:02:10] Shmegma [178/250] has challenged Doody [0/253] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/03/17 15:33:40] Shmegma [143/250] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [218/220] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/03/17 23:27:46] squirtingbuffalo [223/224] has challenged Shmegma [39/250] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/04/17 02:56:21] Shmegma [136/250] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [110/224] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/04/17 14:48:01] Shmegma [145/250] has challenged Bot [177/240] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/05/17 03:47:48] Doody [257/298] has challenged Shmegma [160/250] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/05/17 06:06:37] Shmegma [3/253] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [182/239] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/05/17 09:17:58] Anky, Shmegma, and Bart [516/759] have team battled Bot, Wordy, and Doody [425/745] and won! 0 days, 01:16:23 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/17 22:35:49] Shmegma [162/257] has challenged Bot [231/273] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/06/17 10:43:41] Shmegma hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:49 towards level 33.
[01/06/17 18:21:02] Shmegma [155/257] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [140/307] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:12 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/06/17 23:39:33] Shmegma [177/257] has cum upon Doody [249/366] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:04:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/07/17 15:57:51] Shmegma [143/280] has challenged Anky [58/277] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/07/17 23:56:04] Shmegma discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:06 towards level 35.
[01/08/17 02:05:22] Shmegma got the clap. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:16:33 from level 35.
[01/08/17 06:34:54] Bot [85/275] has cum upon Shmegma [264/280] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:07:36 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/08/17 16:07:23] Shmegma [103/280] has challenged Wordy [118/288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/08/17 23:44:14] squirtingbuffalo [168/345] has challenged Shmegma [129/280] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:24:15 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/09/17 13:50:52] Wordy [308/322] has challenged Shmegma [59/280] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/10/17 00:16:46] Shmegma [49/280] has challenged Wordy [122/322] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/10/17 03:23:09] squirtingbuffalo [252/351] has challenged Shmegma [188/280] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:14 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/10/17 08:41:28] Anky [201/291] has challenged Shmegma [172/280] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:14 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/11/17 18:44:00] Shmegma [176/280] has challenged Anky [106/291] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:38:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/11/17 18:44:00] In the lemon party, Anky dropped her level 33 helm! Shmegma picks it up, tossing her old level 31 helm to Anky.
[01/12/17 03:32:12] Bot [296/310] has cum upon Shmegma [83/282] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 02:41:07 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/12/17 17:38:27] Bot [129/310] has cum upon Shmegma [9/282] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 01:01:48 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/13/17 00:07:22] squirtingbuffalo [326/362] has challenged Shmegma [193/268] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:18 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/13/17 02:39:03] Doody [357/398] has challenged Shmegma [96/268] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:18 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/13/17 07:31:58] Shmegma [233/268] has challenged Anky [3/292] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/14/17 02:39:18] Shmegma grew a third nipple! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:10 towards level 39.
[01/14/17 17:48:03] Shmegma was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:34 towards level 39.
[01/15/17 01:09:38] Shmegma [189/278] has challenged Wordy [208/421] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/15/17 04:15:27] Bart [158/337] has challenged Shmegma [7/278] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:50 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/15/17 21:27:58] Shmegma bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:16:30 towards level 40.
[01/16/17 18:15:08] Shmegma [189/278] has cum upon Doody [97/398] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 01:20:13 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/16/17 18:15:08] Shmegma has dealt Doody a shocker! 0 days, 02:31:43 is added to Doody's clock.
[01/16/17 18:56:30] Shmegma [216/278] has cum upon Anky [74/308] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 01:09:17 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/17/17 06:06:59] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 00:14:07 toward level 40.
[01/17/17 06:22:54] Shmegma [127/288] has challenged dick [152/472] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/18/17 20:54:14] Shmegma sharpened the edge of her weapon! Shmegma's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/20/17 12:30:37] Shmegma [4/289] has cum upon Anky [117/325] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:06:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/20/17 14:11:46] Shmegma [137/322] has challenged Doody [176/398] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/20/17 18:24:21] Shmegma found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:26:53 towards level 42.
[01/21/17 10:58:55] Shmegma was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:50:32 towards level 42.
[01/21/17 11:48:19] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/21/17 11:48:19] Shmegma [179/323] has cum upon Bart [27/349] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 03:29:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/21/17 11:53:28] Shmegma [95/323] has cum upon Anky [290/325] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:11:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/21/17 11:55:26] Shmegma grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:21 towards level 42.
[01/21/17 15:52:41] Bart [23/349] has challenged Shmegma [160/323] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/22/17 10:02:55] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 01:42:06 toward level 42.
[01/22/17 10:45:53] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/22/17 11:16:14] Shmegma [179/323] has cum upon Doody [213/398] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:18:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/22/17 15:58:33] Shmegma [327/404] has challenged Doody [194/398] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/23/17 07:34:41] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/24/17 00:21:36] Bot, Shmegma, and Doody [1124/1137] have team battled Anky, Bart, and Wordy [116/1116] and won! 0 days, 05:46:10 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/17 23:26:17] Shmegma [42/404] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [369/371] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/25/17 02:07:12] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/25/17 10:37:18] Shmegma bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:13:34 towards level 44.
[01/25/17 12:34:32] Shmegma burned a hole through her leggings while ironing them! Shmegma's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/25/17 22:35:25] Bot [287/338] has challenged Shmegma [60/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:51:08 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/25/17 22:56:25] Shmegma [250/402] has cum upon Wordy [342/442] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:26:31 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/26/17 00:36:52] Shmegma [47/402] has cum upon Bart [59/349] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:33:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/26/17 00:37:58] Shmegma [77/402] has cum upon Bart [213/349] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:48:51 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/26/17 14:53:38] Shmegma bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:58 towards level 44.
[01/26/17 16:20:38] Bart, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/26/17 16:22:23] Bot [298/338] has cum upon Shmegma [200/402] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 05:18:57 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/27/17 07:55:09] Shmegma met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:15:54 from level 44.
[01/27/17 16:52:36] Shmegma was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:30:32 from level 44.
[01/27/17 17:58:13] Bart, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/27/17 22:18:15] Shmegma [255/407] has challenged Bot [116/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:25:43 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/28/17 11:34:28] Bot [208/340] has challenged Shmegma [1/407] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/28/17 13:37:42] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/29/17 12:26:41] Doody [376/411] has challenged Shmegma [35/407] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/30/17 10:26:35] Anky, Bot, and Shmegma [341/1078] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Bart, and Wordy [1109/1186] and lost! 0 days, 03:58:03 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/17 11:34:39] Anky [159/349] has challenged Shmegma [306/407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Anky's clock.
[01/31/17 12:34:34] Shmegma [291/410] has challenged dick [212/506] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:30:53 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/31/17 13:46:04] Shmegma [151/410] has challenged Doody [212/411] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:20:26 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/31/17 15:29:08] Bart [190/349] has challenged Shmegma [269/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/31/17 16:46:22] Anky [105/349] has challenged Shmegma [42/410] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:43:02 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/31/17 20:46:49] Anky [137/349] has challenged Shmegma [379/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:35 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/01/17 01:15:01] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/01/17 01:18:50] Shmegma [376/410] has cum upon Doody [43/411] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 08:18:10 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/01/17 01:53:47] Shmegma [70/410] has cum upon Doody [323/411] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:39:42 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/01/17 07:48:01] Shmegma [355/410] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [304/383] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:11:20 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/01/17 08:48:08] Anky [318/349] has challenged Shmegma [276/410] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:34:56 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/01/17 09:48:15] Wordy [16/454] has challenged Shmegma [231/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:07:39 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/01/17 11:48:28] Shmegma [271/410] has challenged Wordy [258/454] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:57:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/01/17 13:48:43] Wordy [398/454] has challenged Shmegma [92/410] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:29:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/01/17 15:48:57] Anky [338/349] has challenged Shmegma [297/410] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:29:19 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/01/17 16:09:03] Shmegma was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:30:30 from level 46.
[02/01/17 17:49:10] Wordy [3/454] has challenged Shmegma [328/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:24:02 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/01/17 17:49:22] Doody [161/411] has challenged Shmegma [282/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/01/17 18:11:58] Shmegma tamed a wild horse and taught it to fuck other irpg players! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:26:16 towards level 46.
[02/01/17 22:49:43] Shmegma [138/410] has challenged Doody [295/411] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:28:02 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/02/17 05:50:31] Shmegma [207/410] has challenged Bot [27/340] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:22:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/02/17 06:50:38] Bot [125/340] has challenged Shmegma [409/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:41:37 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/02/17 09:51:01] Shmegma [141/410] has challenged Doody [334/411] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:37:56 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/02/17 10:51:08] Shmegma [346/410] has challenged Wordy [180/454] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:38:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/02/17 10:51:08] In the lemon party, Wordy dropped her level 65 ring! Shmegma picks it up, tossing her old level 35 ring to Wordy.
[02/02/17 11:51:15] Doody [359/411] has challenged Shmegma [290/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:55:49 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/02/17 11:51:15] In the lemon party, Shmegma dropped her level 52 helm! Doody picks it up, tossing her old level 23 helm to Shmegma.
[02/02/17 14:51:34] Shmegma [56/411] has challenged Bot [289/340] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:12:41 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/02/17 17:51:52] Shmegma [53/411] has challenged Bot [258/340] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:05:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/03/17 02:58:10] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/03/17 03:02:53] Shmegma misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:16:37 from level 46.
[02/03/17 07:53:28] Shmegma [324/411] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [3/383] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:06:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/03/17 08:45:34] Shmegma [329/425] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [208/383] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/03/17 08:53:34] squirtingbuffalo [363/383] has challenged Shmegma [108/425] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:16:14 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/03/17 21:55:01] Shmegma [392/425] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [379/383] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:36:30 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/03/17 22:55:06] Shmegma [395/425] has challenged Anky [41/371] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:00:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/04/17 04:55:43] Bart [249/338] has challenged Shmegma [129/425] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:20:20 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/04/17 07:56:04] Shmegma [181/425] has challenged Anky [368/371] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:09:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/04/17 13:56:43] Shmegma [344/425] has challenged Anky [363/371] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:10:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/04/17 15:56:56] Shmegma [271/425] has challenged Wordy [155/427] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:09:55 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/04/17 16:57:02] Bart [150/338] has challenged Shmegma [424/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:38:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/04/17 18:57:17] Doody [333/440] has challenged Shmegma [415/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:19 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/04/17 19:57:24] Shmegma [178/425] has challenged Bart [314/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:28:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/04/17 21:57:37] Shmegma [340/425] has challenged Doody [206/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:59:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/04/17 22:57:43] Shmegma [214/425] has challenged dick [306/476] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:10:20 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/04/17 23:57:50] Wordy [58/427] has challenged Shmegma [132/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:15:23 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/05/17 00:57:57] Shmegma [273/425] has challenged Doody [90/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:27:29 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/05/17 02:58:10] Doody [82/440] has challenged Shmegma [189/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:18 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/05/17 09:58:58] Shmegma [310/425] has challenged Doody [432/440] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:09:33 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/05/17 11:59:13] Shmegma [421/425] has challenged Anky [135/371] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:46:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/05/17 12:56:40] Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Doody [542/1248] have team battled Wordy, Anky, and Bot [176/1149] and won! 0 days, 10:46:06 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/17 12:59:19] Shmegma [150/425] has challenged Wordy [70/427] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:43:59 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/05/17 14:59:31] Doody [418/440] has challenged Shmegma [317/425] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:33:06 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/05/17 16:59:46] Shmegma [136/425] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [318/383] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/05/17 17:16:54] Doody, Anky, and Wordy [853/1238] have team battled Bart, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo [150/1146] and won! 0 days, 09:41:39 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/17 21:00:12] Shmegma [110/425] has challenged Bot [33/351] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:35:41 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/06/17 06:01:13] Bart [7/338] has challenged Shmegma [19/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:06:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/06/17 07:01:21] Shmegma [78/425] has challenged Wordy [161/427] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:05 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/06/17 08:10:01] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/06/17 10:01:41] Wordy [413/427] has challenged Shmegma [257/425] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:25:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/06/17 11:03:29] squirtingbuffalo, Anky, and Wordy [339/1181] have team battled Shmegma, Bot, and Bart [366/1114] and lost! 0 days, 03:03:23 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/17 12:01:54] Shmegma [319/425] has challenged Bot [138/351] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:49 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/06/17 14:02:07] Wordy [17/427] has challenged Shmegma [402/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:30 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/06/17 15:02:15] Shmegma [18/425] has challenged Anky [133/371] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:26:55 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/06/17 16:02:22] Shmegma [146/425] has challenged Bart [179/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:35 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/06/17 18:02:35] Anky [90/371] has challenged Shmegma [63/425] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:12:41 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/06/17 22:18:17] Shmegma [266/445] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [84/383] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/07/17 05:03:49] Shmegma [54/445] has challenged Anky [69/377] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:38:26 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/07/17 08:04:08] Wordy [180/427] has challenged Shmegma [155/445] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:07:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/07/17 10:07:54] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/07/17 10:07:57] Shmegma [88/445] has cum upon Bart [70/338] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 13:00:01 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/07/17 10:08:09] Shmegma [157/445] has cum upon Bart [6/338] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 11:34:12 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/07/17 16:15:44] Bot [160/351] has challenged Shmegma [414/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/07/17 20:05:26] Bart [100/338] has challenged Shmegma [196/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:26:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/07/17 20:50:20] Anky, Bot, and squirtingbuffalo [271/1111] have team battled Bart, Wordy, and Shmegma [1207/1210] and lost! 0 days, 03:30:28 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/17 22:41:14] Wordy [360/427] has challenged Shmegma [75/445] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/07/17 23:05:47] Shmegma [286/445] has challenged dick [348/476] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:54 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/08/17 01:06:00] Shmegma [300/445] has challenged Doody [162/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:32:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/08/17 03:06:12] Shmegma [92/445] has challenged Wordy [3/427] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:16:08 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/08/17 05:06:26] Bart [329/338] has challenged Shmegma [418/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:03:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/08/17 06:06:33] Shmegma [365/445] has challenged Bot [122/351] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:01:43 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/08/17 07:06:41] Bart [148/338] has challenged Shmegma [238/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:07:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/08/17 10:07:01] Shmegma [76/445] has challenged Bart [270/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:42:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/08/17 13:07:21] Shmegma [153/445] has challenged Bot [323/351] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:44:55 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/08/17 15:07:33] Shmegma [108/445] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [230/383] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:52:15 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/08/17 17:07:45] Shmegma [440/445] has challenged Doody [322/501] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:17:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/08/17 17:07:45] Shmegma has dealt Doody a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:36:30 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/08/17 18:07:51] Shmegma [381/445] has challenged Bot [248/351] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:29:11 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/08/17 21:08:10] Doody [445/501] has challenged Shmegma [297/445] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:11:51 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/08/17 22:04:26] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/09/17 01:08:38] Shmegma [205/445] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [268/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:54:31 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/09/17 03:08:52] Anky [233/377] has challenged Shmegma [307/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:00 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/09/17 05:09:04] Shmegma [143/445] has challenged Doody [33/501] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:46:06 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/09/17 06:32:34] Bart, Anky, and Doody [238/1216] have team battled Bot, Shmegma, and Wordy [548/1228] and lost! 0 days, 10:03:13 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/17 07:09:17] Shmegma [309/445] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [114/410] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:14:36 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/09/17 15:10:11] Bot [209/351] has challenged Shmegma [314/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:45:53 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/09/17 21:10:53] Shmegma [228/445] has challenged Doody [353/501] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/09/17 23:11:06] Shmegma [374/445] has challenged Anky [285/377] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:15:54 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/10/17 01:11:19] Shmegma [50/445] has challenged Bot [28/351] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:00:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/10/17 01:18:53] Shmegma [122/445] has challenged Doody [44/501] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:45:45 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/10/17 02:59:43] Shmegma was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:25:27 from level 49.
[02/10/17 06:11:51] Bot [269/351] has challenged Shmegma [84/445] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:45:18 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/10/17 10:12:18] Shmegma [190/445] has challenged Doody [343/501] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:34:35 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/10/17 13:44:08] Shmegma [379/445] has challenged dick [89/730] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:48:39 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/10/17 15:44:22] Shmegma [156/445] has challenged Doody [175/501] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:17:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/10/17 16:44:28] Shmegma [269/445] has challenged Wordy [570/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:00:24 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/10/17 18:44:41] Bot [66/351] has challenged Shmegma [245/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:06:22 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/10/17 19:44:49] Shmegma [186/445] has challenged Bot [92/351] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:51:28 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/10/17 20:44:56] Doody [68/501] has challenged Shmegma [240/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:59 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/10/17 21:45:03] Shmegma [430/445] has challenged Doody [434/501] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:06:23 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/10/17 22:45:11] Shmegma [328/445] has challenged Bart [100/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:33:52 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/10/17 22:45:11] Shmegma has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:12:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/10/17 23:45:18] Wordy [35/656] has challenged Shmegma [144/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:35:35 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/11/17 02:45:39] Bart [49/338] has challenged Shmegma [430/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/11/17 07:24:06] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/11/17 07:46:11] Anky [61/377] has challenged Shmegma [177/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:28 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/11/17 08:58:25] squirtingbuffalo [162/410] has cum upon Shmegma [145/445] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 00:32:14 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/11/17 12:46:45] Shmegma [134/445] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [322/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:03:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/11/17 16:47:10] Shmegma [417/445] has challenged Bot [76/351] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:25:19 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/11/17 19:47:30] Doody [71/501] has challenged Shmegma [107/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:54:54 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/11/17 21:47:44] Shmegma [36/445] has challenged Bot [299/351] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:07:06 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/11/17 23:47:56] Shmegma [393/445] has challenged dick [301/730] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:18:14 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/12/17 01:48:11] Bot [269/351] has challenged Shmegma [4/445] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:14:15 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/12/17 03:28:50] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/12/17 07:48:51] Wordy [148/656] has challenged Shmegma [124/445] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:15:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/12/17 09:49:06] Shmegma [108/445] has challenged dick [77/730] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:09:45 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/12/17 11:49:19] Shmegma [159/445] has challenged Bart [270/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:25:31 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/12/17 12:49:26] Shmegma [18/445] has challenged Doody [142/501] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:31:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/12/17 15:49:46] Anky [293/377] has challenged Shmegma [69/445] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:23:57 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/12/17 18:50:06] Wordy [119/656] has challenged Shmegma [257/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:11:23 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/12/17 21:50:26] Shmegma [298/445] has challenged Anky [216/377] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:32:57 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/12/17 22:50:33] Wordy [598/656] has challenged Shmegma [19/445] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:50:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/12/17 23:50:40] Shmegma [410/445] has challenged Bot [18/351] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:38:34 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/13/17 02:51:01] Anky [38/377] has challenged Shmegma [217/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:38:48 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/13/17 04:51:14] Anky [41/377] has challenged Shmegma [363/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:04:06 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/13/17 05:05:46] Shmegma [339/445] has cum upon Wordy [243/656] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 02:12:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/13/17 18:52:50] Shmegma [263/445] has challenged dick [400/734] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:45:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/13/17 21:53:10] Shmegma [227/445] has challenged Bot [40/327] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:34:37 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/14/17 00:53:29] Doody [204/503] has challenged Shmegma [87/445] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:17:11 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/14/17 02:33:14] Shmegma [68/683] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [190/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/14/17 03:53:50] squirtingbuffalo [310/410] has challenged Shmegma [223/683] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:32:23 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/14/17 04:53:57] squirtingbuffalo [323/410] has challenged Shmegma [269/683] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:18:53 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/14/17 14:55:03] Bot [313/327] has challenged Shmegma [438/683] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:24 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/14/17 16:55:16] Bart [189/338] has challenged Shmegma [171/683] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:50:37 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/14/17 20:55:44] squirtingbuffalo [257/410] has challenged Shmegma [487/683] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:22:03 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/14/17 22:55:56] Doody [2/503] has challenged Shmegma [151/683] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:29:20 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/15/17 00:56:10] squirtingbuffalo [339/410] has challenged Shmegma [209/683] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:38:03 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/15/17 06:56:50] Shmegma [3/683] has challenged Anky [137/401] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:10:15 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/15/17 09:57:11] Shmegma [636/683] has challenged Wordy [314/659] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:18:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/15/17 10:21:31] Bart, Bot, and squirtingbuffalo [412/1191] have team battled Doody, Anky, and Shmegma [1274/1587] and lost! 0 days, 08:23:01 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/17 10:57:17] Shmegma [576/683] has challenged Wordy [549/659] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:39:54 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/15/17 14:57:43] Shmegma [566/683] has challenged dick [241/734] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:50:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/15/17 16:57:57] Shmegma [87/683] has challenged Bot [296/443] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:10:30 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/15/17 18:58:09] Shmegma [460/683] has challenged Bart [220/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:53:17 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/15/17 19:58:16] Shmegma [532/683] has challenged Anky [90/401] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:16:36 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/16/17 00:58:48] Shmegma [580/683] has challenged dick [462/734] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:52:15 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/16/17 03:59:09] Wordy [114/659] has challenged Shmegma [524/683] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:04:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/16/17 04:48:17] Shmegma gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:31:08 towards level 50.
[02/16/17 04:59:15] Shmegma [399/683] has challenged Bot [51/443] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:14:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/16/17 05:04:25] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/16/17 05:59:22] Shmegma [551/683] has challenged Wordy [253/659] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:58:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/16/17 07:59:35] Shmegma [443/683] has challenged Wordy [554/659] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:55:41 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/16/17 13:00:09] Shmegma [11/683] has challenged Bot [303/443] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:46:56 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/16/17 16:00:28] Shmegma [597/683] has challenged Bot [396/443] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:44:35 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/16/17 20:03:34] Shmegma [449/683] has cum upon Doody [488/503] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:09:04 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/17/17 00:01:22] Shmegma [271/683] has challenged Wordy [310/659] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:01:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/17/17 03:01:44] squirtingbuffalo [203/410] has challenged Shmegma [246/683] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:43 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/17/17 09:02:25] Doody [171/503] has challenged Shmegma [647/683] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:12:14 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/17/17 09:56:31] Shmegma [652/683] has cum upon Wordy [59/659] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 02:31:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/17/17 15:03:06] Shmegma [136/683] has challenged Bot [273/458] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:56:14 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/17/17 16:03:13] Wordy [367/659] has challenged Shmegma [203/683] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:03:06 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/17/17 18:31:10] Shmegma [633/683] has cum upon Bart [26/339] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 01:18:12 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/17/17 19:40:12] squirtingbuffalo, Anky, and Bart [1106/1151] have team battled Doody, Bot, and Shmegma [357/1644] and won! 0 days, 01:58:07 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/17 20:50:28] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/17/17 21:03:46] Shmegma [644/683] has challenged dick [235/734] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:02:28 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/17/17 22:03:52] Bart [28/339] has challenged Shmegma [606/683] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:12:19 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/18/17 01:13:35] Shmegma [133/718] has challenged Bart [82/339] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:24:50 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/18/17 11:05:21] Shmegma [93/718] has challenged Bart [54/339] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:13:15 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/18/17 13:05:34] Shmegma [359/718] has challenged Bart [148/339] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:35:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/18/17 22:06:36] squirtingbuffalo [137/410] has challenged Shmegma [52/718] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:43:50 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/18/17 23:48:05] Shmegma bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:34:18 towards level 51.
[02/19/17 00:06:49] Shmegma [93/718] has challenged dick [305/734] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:34:35 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/19/17 01:06:56] Shmegma [590/718] has challenged Doody [410/503] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:26:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/19/17 02:07:02] Anky [317/402] has challenged Shmegma [52/718] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:42:55 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/19/17 04:07:15] Shmegma [60/722] has challenged dick [494/734] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:41:21 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/19/17 09:07:51] Bart [199/339] has challenged Shmegma [225/722] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:39:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/19/17 12:08:12] Shmegma [22/722] has challenged dick [146/723] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:21:23 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/19/17 12:30:08] squirtingbuffalo [333/410] has cum upon Shmegma [213/722] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 16:51:00 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/19/17 16:08:38] Shmegma [596/722] has challenged dick [75/723] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:58:58 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/19/17 17:08:45] Shmegma [202/722] has challenged Bart [135/339] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:42:41 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/19/17 17:49:29] Shmegma, Anky, and Bot [135/1582] have team battled Bart, Doody, and Wordy [539/1490] and lost! 0 days, 00:45:30 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/17 18:29:10] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/19/17 20:09:06] Bot [251/458] has challenged Shmegma [233/725] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:16:00 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/19/17 22:09:19] Shmegma [549/725] has challenged Doody [103/503] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:52:37 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/19/17 22:14:56] Shmegma discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:40:49 towards level 51.
[02/20/17 04:09:58] Bot [411/467] has challenged Shmegma [57/725] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:37:18 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/20/17 09:33:27] Anky, Wordy, and Shmegma [118/1775] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Bot, and Doody [511/1395] and lost! 0 days, 10:28:11 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/17 12:10:50] Doody [7/518] has challenged Shmegma [327/725] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:30:16 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/20/17 13:05:32] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/20/17 19:11:37] Shmegma [518/725] has challenged Anky [236/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:36:12 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/21/17 02:12:23] Shmegma [606/725] has challenged Anky [210/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:12:33 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/21/17 03:12:30] Shmegma [22/725] has challenged Bart [192/339] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:38 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/21/17 04:12:36] Wordy [527/650] has challenged Shmegma [569/725] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:15:51 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/21/17 05:12:42] Anky [124/402] has challenged Shmegma [351/725] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:21:05 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/21/17 06:12:48] Shmegma [651/725] has challenged dick [430/726] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/21/17 11:09:19] Anky, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/21/17 15:13:48] Wordy [196/650] has challenged Shmegma [554/725] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:41:06 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/21/17 20:06:44] Shmegma [489/764] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [43/406] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:45:37 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/21/17 20:14:21] Bart [239/339] has challenged Shmegma [233/764] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:50:24 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/21/17 21:14:28] Shmegma [270/764] has challenged Anky [190/402] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:58:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/21/17 22:14:35] Shmegma [684/764] has challenged Doody [375/518] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:46:35 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/22/17 08:15:42] Doody [485/518] has challenged Shmegma [332/764] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:30:16 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/22/17 09:15:48] Shmegma [6/764] has challenged Bart [40/339] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:30:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/22/17 13:16:15] Shmegma [120/764] has challenged dick [273/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:47:05 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/22/17 13:43:42] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/22/17 14:16:22] Doody [292/518] has challenged Shmegma [364/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:15:10 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/22/17 22:17:14] Shmegma [580/764] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [362/406] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:29:55 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/23/17 02:17:42] Shmegma [680/764] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [228/406] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:33:28 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/23/17 05:18:02] Shmegma [323/764] has challenged dick [180/765] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:09:02 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/23/17 11:18:42] Shmegma [692/764] has challenged dick [56/765] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:55:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/23/17 13:18:56] Shmegma [442/764] has challenged Wordy [626/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:24 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/23/17 13:51:00] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/23/17 14:19:03] Doody [101/518] has challenged Shmegma [22/764] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:28:15 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/23/17 15:07:22] Shmegma [211/764] has cum upon Wordy [569/650] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:01:16 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/23/17 23:31:09] Bot, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo [183/1654] have team battled Bart, Doody, and Anky [316/1259] and lost! 0 days, 00:14:25 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/17 00:20:08] Anky [77/402] has challenged Shmegma [26/764] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:40:27 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/24/17 05:20:41] Shmegma [690/764] has challenged Bot [54/502] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:41:53 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/24/17 09:53:41] Wordy, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/24/17 11:21:20] squirtingbuffalo [116/406] has challenged Shmegma [584/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:33:58 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/24/17 12:21:28] Wordy [216/650] has challenged Shmegma [235/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:13 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/24/17 13:15:13] Shmegma reinforced her shield with a dragon's scales! Shmegma's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/24/17 14:21:39] Doody [252/500] has challenged Shmegma [556/767] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:10 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/24/17 15:21:44] squirtingbuffalo [290/406] has challenged Shmegma [49/767] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:54:02 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/24/17 17:21:58] Anky [387/405] has challenged Shmegma [235/767] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:03:48 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/25/17 03:23:05] squirtingbuffalo [210/406] has challenged Shmegma [541/767] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:04:37 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/25/17 04:21:38] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 01:42:11 toward level 52.
[02/25/17 05:38:44] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/25/17 08:23:39] Shmegma [389/767] has challenged Doody [400/507] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/25/17 09:23:45] Shmegma [283/767] has challenged Bart [163/354] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:09:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/25/17 10:23:51] Shmegma [364/767] has challenged Doody [446/507] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:25 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/25/17 10:30:16] Shmegma [442/767] has challenged dick [316/768] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:56:11 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/25/17 13:24:12] Bart [94/354] has challenged Shmegma [30/767] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:03:52 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/25/17 13:24:12] In the lemon party, Shmegma dropped her level 62 pair of gloves! Bart picks it up, tossing her old level 34 pair of gloves to Shmegma.
[02/25/17 14:24:19] Wordy [554/650] has challenged Shmegma [101/739] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:34:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/25/17 18:24:45] Shmegma [468/739] has challenged Doody [23/507] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:01:14 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/25/17 22:25:12] Wordy [347/650] has challenged Shmegma [276/739] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:25:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/26/17 06:26:09] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/26/17 09:26:31] Bart [272/385] has challenged Shmegma [369/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:54:15 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/26/17 15:08:17] Shmegma, Bart, and Anky [1423/1529] have team battled Wordy, Doody, and Bot [1161/1659] and won! 0 days, 15:50:05 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/17 06:28:51] Shmegma [370/739] has challenged dick [519/740] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:22:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/27/17 09:29:13] Wordy [172/650] has challenged Shmegma [565/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:53:59 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/27/17 10:08:53] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 3 days, 19:06:31 toward level 53.
[02/27/17 16:30:01] Shmegma [253/739] has challenged Doody [218/507] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:50:06 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/27/17 20:30:29] Bot [287/502] has challenged Shmegma [409/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:26:39 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/28/17 00:32:24] Shmegma was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:37:45 from level 53.
[02/28/17 03:31:16] Doody [248/507] has challenged Shmegma [422/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:21:26 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/28/17 04:31:22] Doody [320/507] has challenged Shmegma [356/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:34:19 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/28/17 05:31:30] Bot [296/502] has challenged Shmegma [216/739] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:09:33 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/28/17 09:31:56] Shmegma [277/739] has challenged Doody [202/507] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:31:36 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/28/17 12:06:32] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/28/17 12:32:17] Shmegma [180/739] has challenged Bart [60/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:42:15 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/28/17 12:51:31] Shmegma [554/739] has cum upon Doody [308/507] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 02:20:28 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/28/17 15:37:50] squirtingbuffalo, Doody, and Wordy [629/1570] have team battled Anky, Bart, and Shmegma [1454/1529] and lost! 0 days, 03:41:26 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/17 17:32:51] Shmegma [334/739] has challenged Bart [13/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:29:51 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/28/17 17:32:51] Shmegma has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:09:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/28/17 19:33:05] Shmegma [52/739] has challenged dick [2/740] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:45 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/28/17 20:33:12] Shmegma [674/739] has challenged Doody [244/507] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:30 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/28/17 21:33:19] Shmegma [434/739] has challenged Doody [255/507] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:31:57 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/28/17 21:39:28] Anky [230/534] has challenged Shmegma [330/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/01/17 00:33:39] Bot [242/502] has challenged Shmegma [624/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:02 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/01/17 01:27:37] Shmegma [266/739] has challenged Bot [200/502] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:09:21 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/01/17 01:33:47] Shmegma [342/739] has challenged Bart [41/385] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:53:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/01/17 04:34:08] Anky [239/534] has challenged Shmegma [208/739] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:01:52 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/01/17 09:34:42] Shmegma [373/739] has challenged dick [361/740] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:41:41 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/01/17 10:59:51] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/01/17 12:35:02] Shmegma [433/739] has challenged Bot [333/502] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:19:55 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/01/17 17:35:38] Shmegma [102/739] has challenged Wordy [276/679] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:37:35 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/01/17 18:35:45] Bart [41/385] has challenged Shmegma [296/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:13:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/01/17 19:35:52] squirtingbuffalo [289/413] has challenged Shmegma [609/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:38:54 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/01/17 22:36:12] Shmegma [280/739] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [318/413] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:05:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/02/17 06:37:07] Bot [336/502] has challenged Shmegma [568/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:22:47 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/02/17 13:04:41] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/02/17 13:08:54] Shmegma [268/739] has cum upon Wordy [283/679] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:56:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/02/17 13:51:47] Shmegma broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:13:49 from level 54.
[03/02/17 20:38:44] Bot [329/533] has challenged Shmegma [471/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:03:37 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/02/17 22:58:12] Shmegma grew a third nipple! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:43:52 towards level 54.
[03/03/17 00:39:12] Doody [290/496] has challenged Shmegma [639/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:22:54 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/03/17 02:39:25] Shmegma [332/739] has challenged Anky [277/534] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:04:19 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/03/17 03:44:20] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 1 day, 06:38:41 toward level 54.
[03/03/17 08:40:06] squirtingbuffalo [377/399] has challenged Shmegma [491/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:16:16 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/03/17 14:40:46] Shmegma [728/739] has challenged Wordy [306/679] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:49:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/03/17 15:40:53] Wordy [277/679] has challenged Shmegma [736/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:21:50 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/03/17 16:41:00] Bart [88/396] has challenged Shmegma [46/739] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:03:03 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/03/17 18:41:14] squirtingbuffalo [27/399] has challenged Shmegma [477/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:55:08 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/03/17 19:41:20] Doody [450/496] has challenged Shmegma [159/739] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:16:01 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/03/17 21:41:32] Bart [240/396] has challenged Shmegma [39/739] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:10:59 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/03/17 23:41:45] squirtingbuffalo [227/399] has challenged Shmegma [337/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:57:45 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/04/17 02:42:07] squirtingbuffalo [334/399] has challenged Shmegma [164/739] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:15:54 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/04/17 09:12:49] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/05/17 04:44:57] Shmegma [322/739] has challenged Bot [292/533] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:18:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/05/17 06:01:16] Bot, Wordy, and squirtingbuffalo [206/1611] have team battled Doody, Shmegma, and Bart [1762/1780] and lost! 0 days, 07:11:25 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/17 09:45:30] Shmegma [698/739] has challenged Anky [159/534] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:32:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/05/17 10:45:37] Shmegma [132/739] has challenged Doody [522/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/05/17 13:57:18] Shmegma [378/739] has challenged Doody [354/624] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:30:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/05/17 15:46:12] Shmegma [545/739] has challenged Wordy [135/679] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:26:29 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/05/17 18:46:32] Bart [296/396] has challenged Shmegma [358/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:10:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/05/17 20:46:45] Bot [66/533] has challenged Shmegma [435/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:29 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/06/17 00:47:12] Anky [69/555] has challenged Shmegma [104/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:16:16 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/06/17 01:47:19] Shmegma [315/739] has challenged Bart [34/396] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:55:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/06/17 03:47:33] Shmegma [210/739] has challenged dick [726/756] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:44:48 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/06/17 04:47:40] Doody [362/642] has challenged Shmegma [625/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:39:49 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/06/17 05:50:54] squirtingbuffalo, Bart, and Wordy [1074/1474] have team battled Doody, Bot, and Shmegma [1678/1914] and lost! 0 days, 02:08:38 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/17 08:48:07] Shmegma [197/739] has challenged Anky [227/555] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:51:51 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/06/17 09:48:13] Shmegma [234/739] has challenged Bart [93/396] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:29:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/06/17 13:48:43] Bot [382/533] has challenged Shmegma [30/739] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:55 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/06/17 16:49:02] Doody [508/642] has challenged Shmegma [559/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:27:05 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/06/17 21:49:36] Anky [251/555] has challenged Shmegma [397/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:53:34 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/06/17 22:49:44] Doody [264/642] has challenged Shmegma [219/739] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:01:32 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/07/17 01:50:04] Bart [137/396] has challenged Shmegma [168/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:05:47 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/07/17 01:55:05] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/07/17 03:50:17] squirtingbuffalo [388/399] has challenged Shmegma [170/739] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:53:00 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/07/17 05:50:31] Shmegma [100/739] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [80/399] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:06:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/07/17 07:50:44] Doody [92/642] has challenged Shmegma [132/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:33:43 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/07/17 08:50:51] Bart [42/396] has challenged Shmegma [14/739] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:45:11 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/07/17 15:51:38] Bot [497/533] has challenged Shmegma [463/739] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:51:28 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/07/17 17:51:50] Shmegma [540/739] has challenged Doody [528/642] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:17:10 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/07/17 18:51:57] Shmegma [77/739] has challenged Bart [63/396] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:22:17 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/07/17 22:52:25] Doody [54/642] has challenged Shmegma [180/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:56:45 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/07/17 23:52:31] squirtingbuffalo [312/399] has challenged Shmegma [60/739] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:01:20 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/08/17 00:52:37] Shmegma [725/739] has challenged Bot [326/533] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:38:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/08/17 01:52:44] Shmegma [737/739] has challenged Wordy [576/706] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:05:10 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/08/17 01:57:14] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/08/17 05:53:12] squirtingbuffalo [350/399] has challenged Shmegma [551/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:30:32 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/08/17 08:53:35] Shmegma [666/739] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [192/399] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:35:12 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/08/17 12:54:03] Shmegma [612/739] has challenged dick [555/786] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:41:06 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/08/17 13:54:11] Wordy [14/706] has challenged Shmegma [126/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:44:49 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/11/17 20:09:36] Doody [178/667] has challenged Shmegma [392/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:01:32 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/12/17 05:10:27] Shmegma [685/739] has challenged Bot [55/533] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:56:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/12/17 17:25:14] Shmegma [365/739] has cum upon Doody [447/667] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:23:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/12/17 18:11:51] Bot [89/536] has challenged Shmegma [563/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:15:29 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/12/17 19:11:58] Doody [302/667] has challenged Shmegma [575/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:06:11 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/12/17 19:51:33] squirtingbuffalo [301/399] has cum upon Shmegma [600/739] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:03:18 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/13/17 01:12:38] Bart [262/396] has challenged Shmegma [629/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/13/17 08:13:25] Bart [220/396] has challenged Shmegma [699/739] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:02:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/13/17 11:21:58] squirtingbuffalo [152/424] has challenged Shmegma [172/739] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/13/17 12:13:52] Shmegma [173/739] has challenged Anky [411/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/13/17 17:14:27] Shmegma [273/739] has challenged Doody [58/667] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:48:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/14/17 00:15:13] Shmegma [335/739] has challenged Bart [156/396] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:37:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/14/17 04:46:33] Shmegma [304/739] has challenged Doody [418/667] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/14/17 08:16:06] Shmegma [526/739] has challenged dick [421/793] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:27:27 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/14/17 11:09:47] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/14/17 21:17:33] squirtingbuffalo [56/424] has challenged Shmegma [222/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:17:30 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/14/17 22:17:40] Shmegma [341/739] has challenged Bart [23/400] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:12:30 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/15/17 00:17:54] Shmegma [722/739] has challenged Wordy [706/712] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:55:53 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/15/17 05:11:33] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/15/17 06:04:44] Shmegma tamed a wild horse and taught it to fuck other irpg players! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:04:47 towards level 56.
[03/15/17 06:18:33] Wordy [531/712] has challenged Shmegma [26/739] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:51:02 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/15/17 09:18:53] Bart [290/400] has challenged Shmegma [602/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:14:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/15/17 13:47:52] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 3 days, 01:32:15 toward level 56.
[03/15/17 14:19:26] Shmegma [274/739] has challenged Anky [481/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:04:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/15/17 17:19:46] Shmegma [466/739] has challenged Doody [168/667] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:39:43 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/15/17 19:20:00] Anky [548/732] has challenged Shmegma [297/739] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:58:26 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/15/17 20:20:06] Shmegma [176/739] has challenged Wordy [553/712] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:11:23 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/16/17 02:20:44] Bart [29/400] has challenged Shmegma [104/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:35:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/16/17 04:20:56] Wordy [275/712] has challenged Shmegma [412/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:33:33 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/16/17 06:51:00] Bart, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/16/17 06:51:09] squirtingbuffalo [45/424] has cum upon Shmegma [164/739] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:01:40 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/16/17 06:51:15] Shmegma [284/739] has cum upon Wordy [651/712] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:24:53 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/16/17 12:19:56] Shmegma [604/739] has cum upon Doody [209/517] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 08:03:39 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/16/17 13:07:34] Shmegma got hooked on meth . This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:43:14 from level 56.
[03/16/17 16:22:16] Wordy [725/847] has challenged Shmegma [327/739] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:52:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/16/17 17:22:22] Anky [562/732] has challenged Shmegma [552/739] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:54:08 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/16/17 20:53:24] Doody, Bot, and Wordy [1512/1901] have team battled Shmegma, Bart, and Anky [688/1871] and won! 0 days, 00:53:30 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/17 00:23:07] Shmegma [276/739] has challenged Bart [17/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:28:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/17/17 01:23:14] Shmegma [604/739] has challenged Wordy [4/974] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:28:45 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/17/17 03:23:27] Shmegma [226/739] has challenged Bot [10/537] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:06:54 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/17/17 09:24:07] Anky [635/764] has challenged Shmegma [342/739] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:32:25 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/17/17 10:24:13] Wordy [780/974] has challenged Shmegma [186/739] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:34:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/17/17 11:24:20] Bot [265/537] has challenged Shmegma [63/739] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:35:09 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/17/17 12:24:27] squirtingbuffalo [119/424] has challenged Shmegma [199/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:04:40 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/17/17 12:48:12] squirtingbuffalo [98/424] has cum upon Shmegma [723/739] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:28:32 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/17/17 13:24:34] squirtingbuffalo [168/424] has challenged Shmegma [61/739] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:47:21 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/17/17 23:25:43] Wordy [177/974] has challenged Shmegma [19/739] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:38:02 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/18/17 05:26:24] Shmegma [50/739] has challenged Bart [113/400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:15 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/18/17 06:26:30] Shmegma [152/739] has challenged Bot [184/537] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/18/17 07:04:34] Shmegma [197/739] has challenged Doody [342/517] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:29:20 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/19/17 03:57:07] Wordy [824/974] has challenged Shmegma [657/739] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:38:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/19/17 08:57:42] Wordy [449/974] has challenged Shmegma [476/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:55:27 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/19/17 09:57:50] Shmegma [166/739] has challenged Doody [290/517] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:07:51 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/19/17 12:58:09] Shmegma [696/739] has challenged Doody [197/517] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:14:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/19/17 14:58:23] Shmegma [166/739] has challenged Anky [311/764] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:24:46 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/19/17 15:58:29] Bot [282/537] has challenged Shmegma [372/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:01:07 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/19/17 17:58:43] Shmegma [346/739] has challenged Wordy [906/974] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:17:34 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/19/17 19:38:52] Shmegma tamed a wild horse and taught it to fuck other irpg players! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:55:34 towards level 57.
[03/19/17 20:59:03] Shmegma [130/739] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [225/424] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:18:23 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/19/17 23:59:22] squirtingbuffalo [289/424] has challenged Shmegma [423/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:37:15 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/20/17 02:59:43] Wordy [558/974] has challenged Shmegma [92/739] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:27:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/20/17 02:59:43] Wordy has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 5 days, 13:20:43 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/20/17 08:00:15] Doody [456/517] has challenged Shmegma [70/739] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:38:38 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/20/17 11:00:36] Shmegma [275/739] has challenged Wordy [73/974] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:48:02 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/20/17 19:11:20] Doody [440/523] has challenged Shmegma [397/739] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:02:17 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/20/17 21:11:33] Shmegma [553/739] has challenged Bot [475/522] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:41:07 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/21/17 00:11:53] Doody [178/523] has challenged Shmegma [44/739] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:53:47 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/21/17 03:12:13] Shmegma [327/739] has challenged Anky [463/773] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:54:55 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/21/17 11:13:07] squirtingbuffalo [192/459] has challenged Shmegma [101/739] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:48:09 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/21/17 11:13:07] In the lemon party, Shmegma dropped her level 34 charm! squirtingbuffalo picks it up, tossing her old level 30 charm to Shmegma.
[03/21/17 14:13:27] Shmegma [730/735] has challenged Bart [182/400] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:50:01 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/21/17 15:13:33] Shmegma [139/735] has challenged Doody [353/523] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:08:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/21/17 20:14:07] Bot [438/522] has challenged Shmegma [546/735] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:33:53 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/21/17 22:17:29] squirtingbuffalo [250/475] has challenged Shmegma [51/735] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:35:03 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/21/17 23:14:26] Shmegma [64/735] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [379/475] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:23:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/22/17 06:15:13] Doody [130/523] has challenged Shmegma [587/735] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:08:02 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/22/17 08:15:27] Shmegma [706/735] has challenged Doody [468/523] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:03:34 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/23/17 00:35:12] Shmegma gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:52:00 towards level 57.
[03/23/17 01:17:23] Shmegma [186/735] has challenged dick [722/1084] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:31:35 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/23/17 02:17:30] Shmegma [48/735] has challenged Bart [327/400] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:36:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/23/17 06:17:55] Shmegma [480/735] has challenged dick [630/1084] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:08:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/23/17 07:18:02] Bart [143/400] has challenged Shmegma [174/735] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:58:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/23/17 09:18:15] Bot [366/522] has challenged Shmegma [475/735] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:11:52 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/23/17 13:18:41] Bart [75/400] has challenged Shmegma [309/735] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:08:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/23/17 13:57:12] Shmegma found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:50:54 towards level 57.
[03/23/17 14:18:47] Shmegma [640/735] has challenged dick [364/1084] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:55:58 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/23/17 20:19:24] Bot [34/523] has challenged Shmegma [226/735] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:41:34 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/23/17 21:19:31] Anky [453/737] has challenged Shmegma [550/735] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:18:47 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/24/17 00:19:51] Shmegma [620/735] has challenged Bot [454/523] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:32:33 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/24/17 02:20:05] Bot [372/523] has challenged Shmegma [38/735] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:37:40 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/24/17 04:20:19] Shmegma [645/735] has challenged Bart [127/400] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:09:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/24/17 06:20:31] Anky [8/737] has challenged Shmegma [437/735] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:29:49 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/24/17 09:20:51] Doody [305/523] has challenged Shmegma [392/735] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:59:38 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/24/17 12:21:10] Wordy [208/974] has challenged Shmegma [204/735] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:02:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/24/17 12:37:08] Shmegma [338/735] has cum upon Wordy [487/974] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:15:30 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/24/17 13:21:16] Shmegma [270/735] has challenged Wordy [942/974] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:22:49 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/24/17 22:04:57] Bot [322/523] has cum upon Shmegma [451/735] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:24:33 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/24/17 23:16:11] Bot [382/523] has cum upon Shmegma [297/735] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 04:23:14 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/25/17 06:23:07] Shmegma [366/735] has challenged Bot [8/523] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:20:54 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/25/17 15:24:08] Shmegma [38/735] has challenged Anky [277/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:29:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/25/17 17:24:21] Shmegma [609/735] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [32/475] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:25:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/25/17 22:24:53] Wordy [93/974] has challenged Shmegma [227/735] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:23:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/25/17 23:25:01] Bot [99/523] has challenged Shmegma [234/735] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:00:04 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/25/17 23:35:26] Shmegma caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:17:20 towards level 57.
[03/26/17 07:25:50] Anky [316/737] has challenged Shmegma [357/735] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:57:04 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/26/17 09:26:04] Wordy [43/974] has challenged Shmegma [544/735] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/26/17 14:30:43] Shmegma [6/735] has cum upon Wordy [174/974] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:13:56 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/26/17 19:35:24] Shmegma, Wordy, and Doody [1299/2232] have team battled Anky, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot [1060/1739] and won! 2 days, 02:01:28 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/17 21:27:20] Shmegma [425/735] has challenged Bot [461/523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:07:54 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/26/17 22:10:40] Wordy, Shmegma, and Doody [1161/2232] have team battled Bart, Bot, and Anky [1562/1664] and lost! 1 day, 15:30:08 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/17 00:27:39] Anky [147/741] has challenged Shmegma [78/735] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:29:04 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/27/17 03:27:59] Shmegma [256/735] has challenged dick [659/1084] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:28:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/27/17 04:28:05] squirtingbuffalo [74/475] has challenged Shmegma [575/735] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:29 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/27/17 07:28:23] Shmegma [311/735] has challenged Bot [487/522] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:06:30 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/27/17 08:28:29] Wordy [112/974] has challenged Shmegma [203/735] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:27:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/27/17 09:28:36] Shmegma [82/735] has challenged Doody [191/523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:22:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/27/17 17:29:26] Wordy [668/974] has challenged Shmegma [414/735] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:51:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/27/17 20:04:52] Wordy, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/27/17 21:58:22] Doody, Bot, and Bart [1079/1445] have team battled Shmegma, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo [1031/1956] and won! 2 days, 11:56:33 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/17 22:29:58] Shmegma [342/735] has challenged Doody [414/523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:25:40 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/28/17 05:45:21] Bot [298/522] has cum upon Shmegma [397/735] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:30:33 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/28/17 08:31:04] Doody [416/523] has challenged Shmegma [579/735] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:37:35 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/28/17 09:31:10] Shmegma [420/735] has challenged dick [33/1084] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:17:58 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/28/17 11:31:25] Shmegma [137/735] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [125/482] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:22:30 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/28/17 17:32:03] Shmegma [467/735] has challenged Anky [438/742] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:17:42 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/28/17 20:01:59] Anky, Bot, and Shmegma [1511/1708] have team battled Wordy, Bart, and Doody [584/2188] and won! 0 days, 14:14:27 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/17 00:32:48] Shmegma [69/735] has challenged dick [301/1084] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:07:33 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/29/17 02:41:19] Shmegma sharpened the edge of her weapon! Shmegma's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/29/17 04:33:14] Shmegma [25/736] has challenged Wordy [170/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:21:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/29/17 07:33:34] Anky [317/451] has challenged Shmegma [339/736] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:25:51 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/29/17 16:34:32] Bart [201/400] has challenged Shmegma [291/736] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:06:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/29/17 17:34:38] Anky [358/451] has challenged Shmegma [676/736] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:05:01 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/29/17 19:34:53] squirtingbuffalo [188/482] has challenged Shmegma [505/736] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:06:19 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/29/17 20:34:59] squirtingbuffalo [238/482] has challenged Shmegma [10/736] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:51:33 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/29/17 23:35:18] Bot [314/522] has challenged Shmegma [393/736] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:57:09 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/30/17 04:35:50] Shmegma [520/736] has challenged Anky [416/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:52:17 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/30/17 07:36:11] Shmegma [604/736] has challenged Doody [522/814] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:25:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/30/17 08:36:17] Wordy [108/974] has challenged Shmegma [561/736] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:32:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/30/17 12:55:38] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/30/17 13:36:48] Shmegma [654/736] has challenged Wordy [827/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:00:47 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/30/17 16:37:09] Bot [80/522] has challenged Shmegma [57/736] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:02:40 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/30/17 17:37:16] Doody [418/814] has challenged Shmegma [104/736] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:38:48 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/31/17 00:28:52] Shmegma [86/736] has challenged Anky [169/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:09:17 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/31/17 02:29:05] squirtingbuffalo [336/482] has challenged Shmegma [183/736] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:05:26 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/31/17 04:29:18] Shmegma [662/736] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [272/482] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:44:07 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/31/17 09:29:52] Shmegma [304/736] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [322/482] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:16:23 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/31/17 13:30:16] Shmegma [139/736] has challenged Bot [150/522] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:13:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/31/17 14:30:23] Bot [17/522] has challenged Shmegma [709/736] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:44:53 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/31/17 17:30:43] Wordy [968/997] has challenged Shmegma [144/736] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:40:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/01/17 01:31:35] Anky [189/451] has challenged Shmegma [155/736] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:21:28 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/01/17 01:54:44] Shmegma burned a hole through her leggings while ironing them! Shmegma's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/01/17 04:31:56] Bot [22/522] has challenged Shmegma [283/730] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:01:55 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/01/17 09:32:27] squirtingbuffalo [278/468] has challenged Shmegma [171/730] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:02:46 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/01/17 15:33:09] Shmegma [664/730] has challenged Doody [242/828] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:50:53 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/01/17 18:33:28] Shmegma [428/730] has challenged Doody [421/828] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:57:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/01/17 19:33:34] Wordy [338/997] has challenged Shmegma [122/730] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:33:10 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/01/17 22:28:49] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 02:51:23 toward level 57.
[04/02/17 00:34:05] Wordy [922/997] has challenged Shmegma [263/730] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:29:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/02/17 01:34:11] Shmegma [587/730] has challenged Anky [164/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:17:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/02/17 04:57:03] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/02/17 07:34:49] Doody [515/843] has challenged Shmegma [319/730] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:03:19 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/02/17 08:53:21] Shmegma [83/730] has challenged dick [716/1109] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:41:46 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/02/17 13:52:37] Shmegma invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:16:50 towards level 58.
[04/02/17 16:35:48] Bart [19/400] has challenged Shmegma [155/730] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:15:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/02/17 19:48:01] Anky, squirtingbuffalo, and Doody [532/1762] have team battled Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma [1600/2127] and lost! 0 days, 06:01:30 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/17 02:36:52] Bot [436/522] has challenged Shmegma [310/730] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:17:06 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/03/17 06:07:05] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/03/17 06:37:18] Bart [204/400] has challenged Shmegma [345/730] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:35:07 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/03/17 13:38:03] Shmegma [234/730] has challenged dick [621/1109] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:50:04 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/03/17 19:38:41] Shmegma [274/730] has challenged Doody [5/843] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:37:55 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/03/17 22:39:00] Shmegma [649/730] has challenged Anky [250/451] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:08:57 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/03/17 23:35:11] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/04/17 10:40:19] Shmegma [262/730] has challenged Bart [198/400] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:24:10 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/04/17 11:40:26] Shmegma [143/730] has challenged Anky [127/451] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:30:01 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/04/17 13:40:39] Shmegma [447/730] has challenged Bart [229/400] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:14:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/04/17 17:41:04] Shmegma [649/730] has challenged Anky [162/451] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:23:36 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/04/17 23:41:45] Shmegma [286/730] has challenged Anky [120/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:55:15 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/05/17 00:41:51] Shmegma [593/730] has challenged Bart [178/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:40:51 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/05/17 02:42:04] Doody [438/843] has challenged Shmegma [327/730] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:01:34 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/05/17 03:42:10] Wordy [739/997] has challenged Shmegma [17/730] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:25:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/05/17 04:42:17] Bart [66/400] has challenged Shmegma [45/730] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:40:04 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/05/17 08:42:41] Anky [346/451] has challenged Shmegma [678/730] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:26 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/05/17 09:57:05] Shmegma tamed a wild horse and taught it to fuck other irpg players! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:27:26 towards level 58.
[04/05/17 11:43:02] Shmegma [431/730] has challenged Bart [248/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:43:13 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/05/17 13:43:13] Anky [26/451] has challenged Shmegma [159/730] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:02:28 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/06/17 01:44:29] Anky [379/451] has challenged Shmegma [143/730] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:48:55 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/06/17 03:44:40] Wordy [403/997] has challenged Shmegma [477/730] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:46:56 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/06/17 05:44:54] Bot [64/566] has challenged Shmegma [166/730] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:35:35 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/06/17 08:45:13] Shmegma [542/730] has challenged Bart [44/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:53:28 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/06/17 09:45:19] Shmegma [458/730] has challenged Anky [402/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:12:54 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/06/17 10:45:25] Shmegma [86/730] has challenged dick [128/1109] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:44:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/06/17 11:45:31] Shmegma [283/730] has challenged Bot [506/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:50:51 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/06/17 14:45:50] Shmegma [438/730] has challenged Bot [236/566] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:37:52 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/06/17 17:46:09] Shmegma [706/730] has challenged Bot [300/566] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:43:19 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/06/17 19:46:21] Wordy [551/1027] has challenged Shmegma [138/730] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:21:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/06/17 22:46:39] Shmegma [530/730] has challenged Bart [240/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:51 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/06/17 22:54:13] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/06/17 23:46:47] Bart [208/400] has challenged Shmegma [148/730] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:29:32 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/07/17 01:47:01] Bot [458/566] has challenged Shmegma [113/730] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:40:30 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/07/17 04:47:19] Wordy [38/1027] has challenged Shmegma [305/730] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:57:12 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/07/17 09:47:50] Shmegma [692/730] has challenged Bot [65/566] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:53:55 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/07/17 10:47:57] Shmegma [231/730] has challenged dick [984/1143] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:40:49 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/07/17 12:48:09] Bot [555/566] has challenged Shmegma [22/730] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:12:39 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/07/17 13:48:15] Shmegma [704/730] has challenged Anky [201/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:00:44 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/07/17 17:48:42] Shmegma [599/730] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [166/468] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:13:47 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/07/17 19:48:55] Wordy [358/1027] has challenged Shmegma [54/730] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:23:17 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/07/17 21:49:09] Shmegma [45/730] has challenged Bart [64/400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/08/17 02:20:10] Shmegma [277/732] has challenged Doody [316/833] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:54:04 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/08/17 02:49:40] Shmegma [246/732] has challenged Doody [434/833] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:20:24 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/08/17 05:33:06] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/08/17 13:39:51] Shmegma [508/732] has challenged Anky [45/451] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:16:59 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/08/17 17:22:22] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 11 days, 07:11:53 toward level 59.
[04/08/17 17:40:15] Shmegma [416/732] has challenged Wordy [687/1027] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:11:49 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/08/17 20:40:33] Anky [359/451] has challenged Shmegma [506/732] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:55:43 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/08/17 21:40:40] Bot [37/566] has challenged Shmegma [186/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:03:10 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/09/17 02:41:10] Anky [305/451] has challenged Shmegma [421/732] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:53:29 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/09/17 05:41:29] Shmegma [148/732] has challenged Anky [438/451] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:43:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/09/17 09:41:53] Shmegma [18/732] has challenged Anky [330/451] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:01:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/09/17 18:42:50] Wordy [494/1027] has challenged Shmegma [210/732] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:20:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/10/17 03:29:13] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/10/17 03:29:22] Shmegma [567/732] has cum upon Doody [562/833] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 20:22:20 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/10/17 04:43:53] Shmegma [24/732] has challenged Doody [265/833] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:41:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/10/17 08:44:19] Shmegma [630/732] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [58/464] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:44:11 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/10/17 10:44:31] Anky [139/451] has challenged Shmegma [123/732] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:05:56 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/10/17 13:44:49] Shmegma [40/732] has challenged Bart [189/417] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:27:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/10/17 16:45:08] Shmegma [488/732] has challenged Anky [3/451] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:04:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/10/17 17:34:25] Anky, Bot, and Bart [1204/1434] have team battled Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Shmegma [2183/2225] and lost! 0 days, 03:42:00 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/17 17:45:14] Wordy [579/1029] has challenged Shmegma [607/732] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:32:39 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/10/17 19:45:28] Shmegma [513/732] has challenged dick [385/1145] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:24:20 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/11/17 02:46:12] Shmegma [513/732] has challenged Wordy [127/1029] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:23:30 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/11/17 05:42:21] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/11/17 06:46:36] Doody [79/833] has challenged Shmegma [398/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:23:20 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/11/17 08:46:48] Shmegma [673/732] has challenged dick [672/1145] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:13:39 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/11/17 09:46:55] Bot [77/566] has challenged Shmegma [24/732] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:04:51 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/11/17 13:47:20] Shmegma [507/732] has challenged dick [656/1145] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:23:24 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/11/17 15:47:32] Anky [61/451] has challenged Shmegma [171/732] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:48:05 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/11/17 19:47:57] Anky [187/451] has challenged Shmegma [15/732] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:02:22 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/11/17 22:48:15] Shmegma [174/732] has challenged Bart [404/417] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:24:43 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/11/17 23:48:23] Shmegma [454/732] has challenged Bot [251/604] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:34:52 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/12/17 08:49:20] Bart [325/417] has challenged Shmegma [162/732] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:32:57 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/12/17 15:50:03] Shmegma [102/732] has challenged Anky [77/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:26:09 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/13/17 03:04:07] Shmegma [283/732] has challenged Wordy [414/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:09:17 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/13/17 04:04:14] Wordy [724/1029] has challenged Shmegma [525/732] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:18:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/13/17 08:04:38] Shmegma [730/732] has challenged Anky [242/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:09:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/13/17 08:04:38] Shmegma has dealt Anky a Critical Strike! 2 days, 03:23:52 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/13/17 10:04:52] squirtingbuffalo [437/464] has challenged Shmegma [171/732] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:27:57 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/13/17 12:05:06] Shmegma [413/732] has challenged Bot [280/604] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:35:20 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/13/17 17:15:18] Shmegma grew a third nipple! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:19:58 towards level 59.
[04/14/17 00:06:18] Shmegma [482/732] has challenged Wordy [702/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:35:54 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/14/17 02:09:30] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/14/17 05:06:52] squirtingbuffalo [263/464] has challenged Shmegma [714/732] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:09:26 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/14/17 10:17:53] Bot [559/604] has challenged Shmegma [379/732] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:58:20 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/14/17 14:18:18] Shmegma [327/732] has challenged Bart [150/417] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:22:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/14/17 16:45:32] Shmegma [84/732] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [435/464] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/14/17 19:18:49] Doody [182/833] has challenged Shmegma [485/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:40:58 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/14/17 22:19:08] Shmegma [590/732] has challenged Doody [569/833] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:19:58 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/14/17 23:40:02] Anky, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/15/17 03:12:12] Shmegma had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:46:16 towards level 60.
[04/15/17 05:19:53] Anky [151/451] has challenged Shmegma [148/732] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:13:11 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/15/17 10:20:24] Shmegma [726/732] has challenged Bot [190/604] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:00:21 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/15/17 14:20:50] Shmegma [593/732] has challenged Anky [107/451] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:08:39 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/15/17 17:21:08] Bot [347/604] has challenged Shmegma [592/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:30:15 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/15/17 19:21:20] Shmegma [593/732] has challenged Bart [332/417] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:08:54 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/15/17 22:21:40] Shmegma [103/732] has challenged dick [724/1145] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:34:41 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/16/17 00:21:53] Shmegma [169/732] has challenged Anky [390/451] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:11:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/16/17 01:21:59] Bot [122/604] has challenged Shmegma [137/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:31:39 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/16/17 06:22:30] Shmegma [368/732] has challenged Anky [35/451] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:20:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/16/17 09:22:48] Doody [280/833] has challenged Shmegma [355/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:26:36 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/16/17 11:23:01] Doody [397/833] has challenged Shmegma [7/732] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:53:51 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/16/17 13:23:13] squirtingbuffalo [221/464] has challenged Shmegma [250/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:05:45 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/16/17 15:23:26] Shmegma [667/732] has challenged dick [514/1145] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:50:13 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/16/17 21:04:39] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/16/17 21:04:42] Shmegma [261/732] has cum upon Anky [339/451] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:15:34 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/16/17 21:24:02] Anky [369/451] has challenged Shmegma [203/732] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:39:04 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/16/17 22:24:08] Shmegma [403/732] has challenged Bart [202/417] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:23:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/16/17 22:24:08] Shmegma has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:30:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/16/17 23:24:14] Anky [315/451] has challenged Shmegma [172/732] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:28:46 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/17/17 01:24:27] Bot [47/604] has challenged Shmegma [70/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:56:26 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/17/17 03:24:39] Doody [646/833] has challenged Shmegma [362/732] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:47:43 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/17/17 15:25:52] Shmegma [24/732] has challenged Bart [305/417] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:02:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/17/17 18:26:11] Shmegma [414/732] has challenged Doody [439/833] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:23:02 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/17/17 20:26:24] Anky [74/451] has challenged Shmegma [586/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:02 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/17/17 23:26:42] Doody [804/833] has challenged Shmegma [354/732] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:08:47 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/18/17 00:26:47] Shmegma [11/732] has challenged Doody [186/833] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:27:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/18/17 06:27:25] Shmegma [618/732] has challenged Bart [155/417] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:06:54 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/18/17 06:27:25] In the lemon party, Bart dropped her level 51 shield! Shmegma picks it up, tossing her old level 37 shield to Bart.
[04/18/17 09:27:43] Bart [44/403] has challenged Shmegma [380/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:08:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/18/17 10:27:49] Bart [285/403] has challenged Shmegma [368/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/18/17 11:13:23] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/18/17 11:27:55] Shmegma [502/746] has challenged Doody [825/833] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:47:40 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/18/17 12:28:01] squirtingbuffalo [353/464] has challenged Shmegma [244/746] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:14:44 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/18/17 16:28:27] Shmegma [244/746] has challenged Anky [44/451] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:22:14 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/18/17 21:29:00] Shmegma [312/746] has challenged Anky [232/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:26:44 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/19/17 03:29:37] squirtingbuffalo [314/464] has challenged Shmegma [699/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:45 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/19/17 04:29:43] Bot [7/604] has challenged Shmegma [117/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:37:25 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/19/17 07:30:01] Doody [818/833] has challenged Shmegma [595/746] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:34:12 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/19/17 08:30:07] Bot [74/604] has challenged Shmegma [678/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:40:23 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/19/17 09:30:13] Bart [237/403] has challenged Shmegma [673/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/19/17 10:24:57] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 17:29:34 toward level 60.
[04/20/17 02:31:55] squirtingbuffalo [152/464] has challenged Shmegma [436/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:22:48 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/20/17 03:32:01] Doody [530/833] has challenged Shmegma [334/746] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:44:27 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/20/17 06:32:19] squirtingbuffalo [177/464] has challenged Shmegma [273/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:15:00 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/20/17 07:32:24] Shmegma [264/746] has challenged dick [28/1145] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:09:50 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/20/17 09:32:37] Shmegma [228/746] has challenged Bot [330/604] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:58:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/20/17 11:32:48] Shmegma [548/746] has challenged Bot [335/604] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:00:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/20/17 12:32:55] Bot [72/604] has challenged Shmegma [651/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:58:28 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/20/17 15:33:14] Bart [194/407] has challenged Shmegma [305/746] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:51:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/20/17 18:33:31] Shmegma [92/746] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [394/464] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:50:53 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/20/17 22:52:45] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/20/17 22:52:45] Bot [443/604] has cum upon Shmegma [701/746] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:47:13 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/20/17 22:52:48] Shmegma [77/746] has cum upon Bart [85/407] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:12:33 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/20/17 22:52:51] Shmegma [227/746] has cum upon Anky [269/451] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:55:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/21/17 02:34:23] Shmegma [67/746] has challenged Bot [304/604] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:56:34 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/21/17 06:34:47] Shmegma [233/746] has challenged Bart [218/407] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:26:17 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/21/17 07:34:54] squirtingbuffalo [290/464] has challenged Shmegma [221/746] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:15:25 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/21/17 11:35:19] Anky [219/451] has challenged Shmegma [397/746] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:34:42 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/21/17 13:35:30] Shmegma [444/746] has challenged Bart [334/407] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:25:46 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/21/17 14:35:36] Bart [21/407] has challenged Shmegma [193/746] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:18:14 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/21/17 17:35:44] Shmegma [217/746] has cum upon Bart [234/407] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:43:54 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/21/17 19:36:08] Bot [34/606] has challenged Shmegma [85/746] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:18:13 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/21/17 21:36:21] Shmegma [414/746] has challenged dick [977/1145] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:46:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/21/17 22:36:26] Shmegma [695/746] has challenged dick [597/1145] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:06:14 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/22/17 00:36:39] Anky [211/451] has challenged Shmegma [445/746] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:59:36 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/22/17 03:36:57] Shmegma [283/746] has challenged Bot [378/606] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:11:33 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/22/17 09:37:36] Shmegma [452/746] has challenged dick [695/1145] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:21:31 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/22/17 12:37:55] Bot [103/606] has challenged Shmegma [724/746] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:22:08 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/22/17 17:38:26] squirtingbuffalo [184/464] has challenged Shmegma [472/746] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:37:49 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/22/17 20:38:44] Shmegma [555/746] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [218/464] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:05:23 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/22/17 22:38:56] Shmegma [387/746] has challenged Bot [159/606] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:31:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/22/17 23:39:02] Shmegma [451/746] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [250/464] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:51 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/23/17 00:39:09] Shmegma [645/746] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [117/464] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/23/17 01:39:15] Anky [118/451] has challenged Shmegma [29/746] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:08:28 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/23/17 03:39:26] Shmegma [655/746] has challenged Bot [392/606] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:19:11 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/23/17 05:37:19] Shmegma [65/746] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [296/464] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:16:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/23/17 09:23:16] Shmegma [335/746] has cum upon Doody [16/833] and taken them in the face! 7 days, 17:12:06 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/23/17 11:05:24] Bot, Doody, and squirtingbuffalo [104/1859] have team battled Anky, Shmegma, and Bart [992/1648] and lost! 0 days, 15:06:12 is added to their clocks.
[04/23/17 13:40:28] Shmegma [130/746] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [351/420] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:40:14 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/23/17 14:40:36] Shmegma [469/746] has challenged Doody [235/833] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:13:37 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/23/17 16:40:47] Shmegma [300/746] has challenged Bart [4/451] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:28:36 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/23/17 19:41:06] Anky [238/451] has challenged Shmegma [392/746] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:15:51 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/24/17 00:41:39] Bart [416/451] has challenged Shmegma [69/746] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:51:10 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/24/17 04:42:02] Shmegma [334/746] has challenged Anky [301/451] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:11:06 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/24/17 07:42:23] Shmegma [396/746] has challenged Anky [100/451] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:05:54 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/24/17 08:42:29] squirtingbuffalo [291/420] has challenged Shmegma [503/746] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:57:44 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/24/17 09:42:36] Shmegma [28/746] has challenged Bot [70/606] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:57:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/24/17 10:42:42] Doody [277/830] has challenged Shmegma [724/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:48:57 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/24/17 13:43:00] Shmegma [538/746] has challenged dick [509/1145] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:11:50 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/24/17 19:43:37] Doody [175/830] has challenged Shmegma [397/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:12 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/24/17 21:43:51] Shmegma [109/746] has challenged dick [220/1145] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:04:38 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/24/17 22:43:57] Shmegma [93/746] has challenged Bot [203/606] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:16:04 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/25/17 02:44:22] Shmegma [139/746] has challenged Bot [283/606] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:53:20 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/25/17 10:45:10] Shmegma [109/746] has challenged Doody [234/830] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:28:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/25/17 11:45:16] squirtingbuffalo [125/420] has challenged Shmegma [339/746] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:54:47 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/25/17 13:45:28] Bart [233/451] has challenged Shmegma [615/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:43:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/25/17 15:45:41] Shmegma [314/746] has challenged dick [329/1145] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:44:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/25/17 16:18:20] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/26/17 00:46:39] Shmegma [687/746] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [190/420] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:14:34 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/26/17 00:46:39] In the lemon party, squirtingbuffalo dropped her level 44 weapon! Shmegma picks it up, tossing her old level 20 weapon to squirtingbuffalo.
[04/26/17 01:46:46] Shmegma [370/770] has challenged Anky [263/451] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:01:43 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/26/17 04:47:05] Doody [596/830] has challenged Shmegma [14/770] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:56:33 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/26/17 05:02:51] Shmegma [569/770] has cum upon Doody [396/830] and taken them in the face! 2 days, 15:12:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/26/17 06:47:18] Anky [41/451] has challenged Shmegma [436/770] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:45:10 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/26/17 12:47:55] Shmegma [337/770] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [288/396] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:16:23 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/26/17 16:48:21] Bot [276/606] has challenged Shmegma [747/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:41:12 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/26/17 19:35:42] Doody, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/26/17 21:48:53] Doody [423/830] has challenged Shmegma [194/770] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:24:05 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/26/17 22:49:00] Anky [388/451] has challenged Shmegma [740/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:29:56 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/27/17 02:49:27] Shmegma [191/770] has challenged Doody [198/830] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:38:55 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/27/17 03:23:06] Shmegma grew a third nipple! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:37:54 towards level 61.
[04/27/17 07:49:57] Shmegma [523/770] has challenged dick [678/1145] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:54:42 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/27/17 08:50:03] Bot [48/606] has challenged Shmegma [286/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:49:12 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/27/17 08:54:15] Shmegma bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:11:48 towards level 61.
[04/27/17 12:50:28] squirtingbuffalo [40/396] has challenged Shmegma [761/770] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:47:07 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/27/17 14:50:41] Shmegma [632/770] has challenged Wordy [824/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:11:08 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/27/17 16:50:54] Anky [222/451] has challenged Shmegma [302/770] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:14:52 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/27/17 17:51:00] Doody [429/830] has challenged Shmegma [702/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:49:24 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/27/17 19:51:12] squirtingbuffalo [276/396] has challenged Shmegma [515/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:14:10 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/28/17 00:51:45] Shmegma [187/770] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [365/396] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:45:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/28/17 03:09:17] Shmegma [736/770] has cum upon Bart [280/451] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 08:16:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/28/17 04:52:10] Shmegma [58/770] has challenged dick [8/1145] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:51:23 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/28/17 05:52:17] Bot [309/606] has challenged Shmegma [44/770] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:10:33 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/28/17 08:52:36] squirtingbuffalo [185/396] has challenged Shmegma [662/770] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:27:03 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/28/17 12:53:00] Shmegma [105/770] has challenged Bart [209/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:26:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/28/17 15:53:18] Shmegma [498/770] has challenged dick [366/1145] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:22:08 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/28/17 20:53:49] Anky [323/451] has challenged Shmegma [42/770] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:37:41 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/28/17 21:53:56] Doody [99/830] has challenged Shmegma [591/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:56:51 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/28/17 22:54:01] Shmegma [614/770] has challenged Doody [718/830] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:26:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/29/17 00:54:13] squirtingbuffalo [358/396] has challenged Shmegma [761/770] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:24:01 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/29/17 01:54:20] Shmegma [33/770] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [6/396] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:18:19 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/29/17 02:54:26] Doody [135/830] has challenged Shmegma [746/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:58:01 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/29/17 03:07:18] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 2 days, 02:28:16 toward level 61.
[04/29/17 06:59:43] Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo [1861/2195] have team battled Doody, Anky, and Bot [246/1887] and won! 0 days, 12:36:21 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/17 07:54:57] Bart [291/451] has challenged Shmegma [284/770] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:17:06 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/29/17 08:55:03] Shmegma [737/770] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [74/396] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:47:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/29/17 10:55:16] Doody [656/830] has challenged Shmegma [343/770] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:28:37 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/29/17 14:55:41] Wordy [530/1029] has challenged Shmegma [511/770] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:47:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/29/17 20:56:19] squirtingbuffalo [57/396] has challenged Shmegma [576/770] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:12:16 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/29/17 22:56:32] Doody [367/830] has challenged Shmegma [404/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:01:43 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/30/17 00:56:44] Doody [635/830] has challenged Shmegma [45/770] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:51:28 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/30/17 05:57:17] Shmegma [741/770] has challenged Bot [142/621] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:53:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/30/17 10:57:47] Shmegma [18/770] has challenged Bart [411/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:53:38 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/30/17 12:57:59] Wordy [667/1029] has challenged Shmegma [678/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:17:15 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/30/17 17:58:30] Bart [143/451] has challenged Shmegma [385/770] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:24:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/30/17 18:58:36] Bart [450/451] has challenged Shmegma [475/770] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:05:08 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/30/17 23:54:35] Shmegma stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:27 towards level 61.
[04/30/17 23:59:09] Doody [360/830] has challenged Shmegma [326/770] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:13:07 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/01/17 00:34:16] Shmegma [139/770] has challenged Bot [549/621] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:11:21 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/01/17 00:59:15] Shmegma [450/770] has challenged Anky [154/451] in combat and won! 7 days, 21:17:58 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/01/17 04:59:40] squirtingbuffalo [70/376] has challenged Shmegma [417/770] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:58:23 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/01/17 05:59:45] Anky [110/451] has challenged Shmegma [389/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:21:46 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/01/17 09:23:53] Doody, Shmegma, and Bot [1905/2221] have team battled Bart, squirtingbuffalo, and Anky [542/1302] and won! 7 days, 12:30:09 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/17 10:00:09] Wordy [142/1029] has challenged Shmegma [143/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:51:43 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/01/17 13:39:42] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/01/17 22:31:53] Shmegma got their period in gym class.... on the trampoline. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:28:12 from level 62.
[05/02/17 01:01:40] Bot [490/621] has challenged Shmegma [161/770] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:32:37 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/02/17 05:02:05] Shmegma [595/770] has challenged Anky [184/451] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:42:29 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/02/17 07:02:17] Wordy [918/1029] has challenged Shmegma [549/770] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:27:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/02/17 10:39:49] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/02/17 15:03:06] squirtingbuffalo [207/376] has challenged Shmegma [47/770] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:00:18 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/02/17 15:40:49] Anky, Bart, and Shmegma [799/1696] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Bot, and Doody [1275/1831] and lost! 1 day, 04:26:11 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/17 23:03:56] Doody [708/830] has challenged Shmegma [615/770] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:50:57 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/03/17 01:49:10] Shmegma gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:15:51 towards level 62.
[05/03/17 09:04:59] Shmegma [436/770] has challenged Doody [307/830] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:11:10 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/03/17 09:29:37] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/03/17 10:05:05] Anky [138/451] has challenged Shmegma [192/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:52:11 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/03/17 13:05:25] Shmegma [718/770] has challenged Anky [189/451] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:08:36 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/03/17 14:05:31] Bot [500/625] has challenged Shmegma [374/770] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:52:48 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/03/17 17:05:49] Shmegma [156/770] has challenged Wordy [911/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:23:23 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/03/17 22:06:20] Shmegma [592/770] has challenged Bot [597/625] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:37:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/04/17 00:15:28] Shmegma bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:46:00 towards level 62.
[05/04/17 01:06:40] Shmegma [366/770] has challenged Anky [309/451] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:34:28 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/04/17 02:06:46] Shmegma [180/770] has challenged Bot [448/625] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:24:08 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/04/17 08:07:24] squirtingbuffalo [286/376] has challenged Shmegma [759/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:58:00 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/04/17 10:07:38] Shmegma [612/770] has challenged dick [372/1145] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:22:59 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/04/17 12:07:50] Shmegma [572/770] has challenged Bot [40/625] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:08:02 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/04/17 15:08:09] Bot [363/625] has challenged Shmegma [371/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:26:06 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/04/17 21:08:50] Shmegma [349/770] has challenged Wordy [669/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:37:49 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/04/17 21:32:59] Shmegma was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:57:44 from level 62.
[05/05/17 04:09:35] Shmegma [441/770] has challenged Doody [614/830] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:52:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/05/17 08:49:22] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/05/17 11:10:21] Shmegma [250/770] has challenged Anky [140/421] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:26:02 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/05/17 15:47:09] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Shmegma in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 0 days, 22:32:45 from level 62.
[05/05/17 17:11:00] Bart [171/475] has challenged Shmegma [576/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:40:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/05/17 20:11:17] Doody [158/860] has challenged Shmegma [627/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:46 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/05/17 22:11:30] Shmegma [626/770] has challenged Bot [193/625] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:36:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/06/17 02:11:54] Doody [438/860] has challenged Shmegma [700/770] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:07:02 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/06/17 02:52:31] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/06/17 06:12:18] Wordy [640/1036] has challenged Shmegma [732/770] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:31:30 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/06/17 08:12:32] Shmegma [429/770] has challenged Bot [147/625] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:28:23 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/06/17 10:12:45] Shmegma [93/770] has challenged Bot [484/625] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:29:42 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/06/17 14:13:08] Shmegma [396/770] has challenged Bart [318/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:22:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/06/17 19:13:39] Shmegma [742/770] has challenged Bart [445/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:45:32 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/06/17 21:10:12] Shmegma was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:39:35 towards level 62.
[05/07/17 00:14:10] Bot [600/625] has challenged Shmegma [300/770] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:22:00 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/07/17 00:47:37] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/07/17 03:13:37] Wordy, Doody, and Anky [1972/2317] have team battled Bot, Bart, and Shmegma [422/1870] and won! 0 days, 01:59:21 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/17 03:14:28] Doody [393/860] has challenged Shmegma [341/770] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:23:35 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/07/17 13:15:28] Bart [270/475] has challenged Shmegma [597/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:04:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/07/17 14:15:34] Shmegma [276/770] has challenged dick [494/1153] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:07 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/07/17 16:15:47] Anky [186/421] has challenged Shmegma [108/770] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:46:19 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/07/17 18:15:59] Shmegma [279/770] has challenged Bot [288/625] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:25:45 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/07/17 21:16:19] Shmegma [209/770] has challenged Anky [236/421] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:23 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/07/17 22:13:34] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/07/17 23:46:10] Shmegma [746/770] has challenged Doody [560/860] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:27:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/08/17 00:16:38] Shmegma [750/770] has challenged dick [263/1153] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:52:51 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/08/17 02:16:51] Shmegma [472/770] has challenged Bot [290/625] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:10:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/08/17 03:16:57] Shmegma [407/770] has challenged Bart [284/475] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:38:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/08/17 04:06:56] Shmegma, Wordy, and Doody [1076/2666] have team battled Bart, Bot, and Anky [1499/1521] and lost! 1 day, 08:12:19 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/17 08:17:29] Shmegma [440/770] has challenged dick [615/1153] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:23:26 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/08/17 09:17:35] Bot [378/625] has challenged Shmegma [193/770] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:50:10 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/08/17 18:08:23] Bart, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/08/17 23:19:05] Bot [374/625] has challenged Shmegma [754/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:11 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/09/17 02:19:25] Shmegma [324/770] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [242/376] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:37:27 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/09/17 03:19:31] Shmegma [393/770] has challenged Anky [306/421] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:37:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/09/17 05:19:43] Shmegma [558/770] has challenged Bart [14/475] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:56:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/09/17 06:19:50] Wordy [197/1036] has challenged Shmegma [216/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:55:30 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/09/17 07:19:56] Shmegma [674/770] has challenged Wordy [195/1036] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:50:27 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/09/17 13:20:33] Shmegma [107/770] has challenged Anky [83/421] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:04:44 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/09/17 15:20:44] Shmegma [543/770] has challenged Wordy [412/1036] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:33:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/09/17 16:20:51] squirtingbuffalo [300/376] has challenged Shmegma [20/770] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:17:39 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/09/17 17:20:58] Bart [13/475] has challenged Shmegma [271/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:41 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/09/17 19:12:07] Shmegma accidentally put gas in their diesel engine by mistake. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:04:18 from level 63.
[05/09/17 19:21:11] Shmegma [654/770] has challenged Wordy [274/1036] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:04:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/09/17 20:21:17] Anky [142/421] has challenged Shmegma [87/770] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:39:01 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/09/17 20:21:17] Anky has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 1 day, 17:31:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/09/17 21:21:23] Wordy [514/1036] has challenged Shmegma [412/770] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:02:24 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/09/17 22:21:32] Shmegma [560/770] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [222/376] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:13:20 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/10/17 05:03:03] Bart [297/513] has challenged Shmegma [609/770] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/10/17 05:22:17] Shmegma [659/770] has challenged Doody [181/860] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:33:36 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/10/17 07:22:30] Bart [362/513] has challenged Shmegma [723/770] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:25:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/10/17 07:23:03] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/10/17 07:27:10] Shmegma [752/770] has cum upon Anky [387/409] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 17:22:02 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/10/17 08:22:36] Shmegma [93/770] has challenged Bart [129/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:27:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/10/17 11:22:55] Shmegma [316/770] has challenged dick [1145/1153] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:07:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/10/17 19:23:45] Wordy [437/1036] has challenged Shmegma [720/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:40:05 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/10/17 22:24:03] Shmegma [178/770] has challenged Doody [142/860] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:48:23 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/11/17 10:25:17] Shmegma [453/770] has challenged Bart [507/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:33:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/11/17 15:25:46] Bot [413/625] has challenged Shmegma [327/770] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:30:02 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/11/17 18:26:05] squirtingbuffalo [210/388] has challenged Shmegma [475/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:20 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/11/17 19:26:11] Bot [532/625] has challenged Shmegma [484/770] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:19:28 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/11/17 22:26:30] Wordy [373/1036] has challenged Shmegma [186/770] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:41:17 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/12/17 13:28:02] Shmegma [243/770] has challenged Bot [140/625] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:15:36 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/12/17 14:28:07] Shmegma [137/770] has challenged Wordy [402/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:39:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/12/17 16:06:54] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/12/17 16:28:20] Wordy [493/1078] has challenged Shmegma [763/770] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:03:29 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/12/17 20:54:06] Bot, Shmegma, and Anky [85/1804] have team battled Doody, squirtingbuffalo, and Wordy [1042/2342] and lost! 0 days, 09:03:52 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/17 00:29:12] Bart [470/513] has challenged Shmegma [259/770] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:47:10 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/13/17 06:46:30] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/13/17 06:46:36] Shmegma [231/770] has cum upon Bart [39/513] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 04:40:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/13/17 11:30:19] Bart [305/515] has challenged Shmegma [599/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:18:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/13/17 19:31:10] Doody [409/860] has challenged Shmegma [711/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:37:08 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/13/17 19:44:36] Shmegma started shitting dicknipples. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:56:40 from level 63.
[05/13/17 21:04:26] Shmegma was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:13:42 towards level 63.
[05/13/17 23:31:35] Shmegma [699/770] has challenged Anky [211/407] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:38:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/14/17 01:19:26] Shmegma found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:34 towards level 63.
[05/14/17 03:32:00] Shmegma [287/770] has challenged Wordy [923/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:29:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/14/17 07:32:26] Bart [290/515] has challenged Shmegma [397/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:23:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/14/17 08:19:37] Shmegma [715/770] has cum upon Doody [86/860] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 00:09:35 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/14/17 09:13:55] Shmegma [527/770] has challenged dick [1065/1199] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:02:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/14/17 10:32:45] Bart [431/515] has challenged Shmegma [467/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:51:03 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/14/17 12:32:58] Shmegma [765/770] has challenged Doody [377/860] in combat and won! 8 days, 22:03:46 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/14/17 15:33:16] Anky [406/412] has challenged Shmegma [576/770] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:30:22 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/14/17 16:33:21] Shmegma [220/770] has challenged Bart [0/515] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:15:44 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/14/17 19:33:39] Wordy [857/1078] has challenged Shmegma [585/770] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:31:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/14/17 20:44:46] Shmegma, Doody, and Bot [2159/2257] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Anky, and Wordy [1654/1892] and won! 0 days, 14:02:11 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/17 23:34:05] Wordy [271/1078] has challenged Shmegma [420/770] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:58:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/15/17 06:34:49] Shmegma [113/770] has challenged dick [1038/1199] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:10:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/15/17 09:57:10] Shmegma hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:08:20 towards level 64.
[05/15/17 11:35:21] Doody [800/860] has challenged Shmegma [689/770] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:30:19 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/15/17 11:35:21] In the lemon party, Shmegma dropped her level 287 pair of boots! Doody picks it up, tossing her old level 46 pair of boots to Shmegma.
[05/15/17 11:45:58] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/15/17 19:36:09] Shmegma [389/529] has challenged Anky [37/412] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:13:46 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/16/17 06:37:19] Shmegma [318/529] has challenged Bot [470/627] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:16:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/16/17 07:37:25] Wordy [413/1078] has challenged Shmegma [3/529] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:37:20 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/16/17 10:37:43] squirtingbuffalo [122/402] has challenged Shmegma [364/529] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:25:45 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/16/17 17:38:27] Shmegma [457/529] has challenged Bot [92/627] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:11:14 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/16/17 17:38:27] Shmegma has dealt Bot a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:14:11 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/16/17 18:38:33] Doody [953/1101] has challenged Shmegma [74/529] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:16:51 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/16/17 21:38:52] Shmegma [437/529] has challenged Bot [118/627] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:57:30 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/17/17 02:39:23] Wordy [844/1078] has challenged Shmegma [416/529] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:28:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/17/17 03:39:29] Bart [176/515] has challenged Shmegma [447/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:27:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/17/17 04:39:35] Shmegma [347/529] has challenged Anky [313/412] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:47:54 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/17/17 10:40:13] Shmegma [255/529] has challenged Anky [123/412] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:19:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/17/17 12:01:21] Shmegma [183/529] has cum upon Wordy [777/1078] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:07:26 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/17/17 12:01:42] Shmegma [30/529] has cum upon Wordy [597/1078] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:00:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/17/17 16:40:52] Bart [11/515] has challenged Shmegma [132/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:30:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/17/17 18:44:56] Bart, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot [741/1544] have team battled Doody, Shmegma, and Anky [492/2054] and won! 1 day, 08:17:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/17 22:41:29] Anky [327/412] has challenged Shmegma [392/529] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:59:39 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/18/17 11:27:10] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/18/17 11:27:34] squirtingbuffalo [18/402] has cum upon Shmegma [126/529] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:10:04 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/18/17 11:27:34] squirtingbuffalo [384/402] has cum upon Shmegma [420/529] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:03:46 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/18/17 11:27:40] squirtingbuffalo [314/402] has cum upon Shmegma [14/529] and taken them in the face! 2 days, 15:41:50 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/18/17 13:43:03] Shmegma [433/529] has challenged Anky [394/412] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:45:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/18/17 17:06:31] Shmegma, Bart, and Anky [342/1456] have team battled Doody, Bot, and squirtingbuffalo [813/2142] and lost! 0 days, 21:29:00 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/17 17:43:28] Bot [149/627] has challenged Shmegma [133/529] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:37:43 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/18/17 19:43:41] Shmegma [351/529] has challenged dick [797/1199] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:11:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/18/17 21:43:54] Anky [274/412] has challenged Shmegma [111/529] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:03:59 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/18/17 22:44:00] Shmegma [70/529] has challenged Bart [414/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:41:24 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/19/17 04:44:39] squirtingbuffalo [306/402] has challenged Shmegma [370/529] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:27:22 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/19/17 10:44:28] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/19/17 13:45:35] Shmegma [363/529] has challenged Bot [260/627] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:10:32 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/19/17 16:03:16] Shmegma [402/529] has challenged Doody [941/1113] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:19:21 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/19/17 17:03:22] Shmegma [53/529] has challenged Doody [694/1113] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:28:06 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/19/17 18:03:28] Shmegma [230/529] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [25/402] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:59:06 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/19/17 20:03:41] Doody [35/1113] has challenged Shmegma [455/529] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:45:33 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/19/17 22:03:53] Anky [411/416] has challenged Shmegma [242/529] in combat and won! 9 days, 14:26:43 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/20/17 01:04:13] Shmegma [82/529] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [269/402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:39:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/20/17 08:04:59] Shmegma [139/529] has challenged Doody [106/1113] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:38:47 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/20/17 09:05:06] Bart [409/515] has challenged Shmegma [472/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:56 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/20/17 11:05:19] Shmegma [280/529] has challenged Wordy [27/1078] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:29:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/20/17 20:06:15] Bot [247/627] has challenged Shmegma [285/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:39:01 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/20/17 22:06:28] squirtingbuffalo [64/402] has challenged Shmegma [128/529] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:09:27 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/21/17 00:06:40] Shmegma [375/529] has challenged dick [313/1199] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:09:43 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/21/17 00:36:56] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 2 days, 03:55:04 toward level 64.
[05/21/17 01:06:47] Shmegma [73/529] has challenged Anky [342/416] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:54 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/21/17 02:06:53] Shmegma [264/529] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [386/402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:41:53 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/21/17 04:07:06] Doody [509/1113] has challenged Shmegma [522/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:58:24 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/21/17 11:07:49] squirtingbuffalo [265/402] has challenged Shmegma [44/529] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:10:10 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/21/17 12:07:55] Shmegma [70/529] has challenged Wordy [855/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:35:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/21/17 15:08:14] Shmegma [478/529] has challenged Bot [246/627] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:04:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/21/17 16:06:49] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/21/17 16:09:19] Bot [303/627] has cum upon Shmegma [361/529] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:01:32 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/21/17 17:03:23] Shmegma grew a third nipple! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:53:48 towards level 64.
[05/21/17 22:08:58] Shmegma [24/529] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [51/402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:30 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/22/17 06:09:48] Doody [890/1113] has challenged Shmegma [52/529] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:29:42 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/22/17 08:58:53] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/22/17 09:50:18] Shmegma [347/529] has cum upon Bart [160/546] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 00:34:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/22/17 12:10:28] Shmegma [521/529] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [55/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:09:59 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/22/17 13:03:54] Shmegma caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:28 towards level 64.
[05/22/17 13:11:23] Shmegma [76/529] has challenged Wordy [153/1078] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:11:34 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/22/17 14:10:41] Anky [111/416] has challenged Shmegma [180/529] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:10:44 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/22/17 19:11:11] Anky [114/416] has challenged Shmegma [207/529] in combat and lost! 6 days, 13:47:40 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/23/17 01:11:49] Doody [457/1113] has challenged Shmegma [451/529] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:53:41 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/23/17 08:12:33] Shmegma [380/529] has challenged dick [737/1199] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:27:14 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/23/17 14:13:11] Anky [44/416] has challenged Shmegma [251/529] in combat and lost! 7 days, 05:41:43 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/23/17 15:13:17] Shmegma [56/529] has challenged Anky [178/416] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:47:54 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/23/17 17:13:29] Anky [290/416] has challenged Shmegma [503/529] in combat and lost! 8 days, 12:11:21 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/23/17 18:13:36] Shmegma [177/529] has challenged dick [489/1199] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:10:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/23/17 23:14:06] Shmegma [240/529] has challenged Bot [370/627] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:35:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/24/17 00:14:13] Bot [214/627] has challenged Shmegma [355/529] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:46:58 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/24/17 01:14:19] Bart [391/546] has challenged Shmegma [136/529] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:10:10 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/24/17 01:14:19] In the lemon party, Shmegma dropped her level 44 weapon! Bart picks it up, tossing her old level 31 weapon to Shmegma.
[05/24/17 05:14:44] Shmegma [381/516] has challenged Anky [393/416] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:55:20 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/24/17 08:15:04] Doody [637/1113] has challenged Shmegma [73/516] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:05:08 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/24/17 09:15:10] Shmegma [417/516] has challenged Anky [370/416] in combat and won! 12 days, 11:48:08 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/24/17 17:15:58] Shmegma [119/516] has challenged Bot [116/627] in combat and won! 11 days, 11:02:39 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/24/17 19:16:09] Bot [21/627] has challenged Shmegma [65/516] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:04:48 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/24/17 20:43:44] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/25/17 01:16:48] Shmegma [372/516] has challenged Bot [389/627] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:56:35 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/25/17 12:17:56] Shmegma [274/516] has challenged dick [965/1199] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:22:17 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/25/17 14:27:00] Shmegma was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:36:55 towards level 65.
[05/25/17 15:18:16] Shmegma [166/516] has challenged dick [470/1199] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:56:47 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/25/17 16:40:37] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/25/17 18:18:35] Bot [407/627] has challenged Shmegma [349/516] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:29:53 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/26/17 07:19:53] Shmegma [342/516] has challenged Anky [108/416] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:25:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/26/17 11:20:17] Shmegma [397/516] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [337/402] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:38:48 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/26/17 13:23:22] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/26/17 15:20:40] Shmegma [160/516] has challenged Anky [47/416] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:15:46 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/26/17 17:20:51] Shmegma [225/516] has challenged Bot [434/627] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:47:30 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/26/17 18:20:58] Doody [562/1115] has challenged Shmegma [121/516] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:34:18 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/27/17 00:21:37] Bart [176/527] has challenged Shmegma [82/516] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:45:48 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/27/17 05:22:08] Wordy [127/1078] has challenged Shmegma [489/516] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:08:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/27/17 09:22:31] Shmegma [258/516] has challenged Bart [314/527] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:36:46 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/27/17 10:22:38] Doody [638/1115] has challenged Shmegma [89/516] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:42:57 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/27/17 11:02:48] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/27/17 11:22:44] Bot [34/627] has challenged Shmegma [132/516] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:19:56 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/27/17 14:23:04] Shmegma [197/516] has challenged dick [51/1199] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:19:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/27/17 20:23:42] Shmegma [505/516] has challenged Bart [97/527] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:41:57 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/27/17 21:23:48] Shmegma [364/516] has challenged dick [243/1199] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:42:58 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/28/17 00:24:08] Shmegma [95/516] has challenged dick [983/1199] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:35:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/28/17 02:24:21] Wordy [394/1078] has challenged Shmegma [404/516] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:21:01 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/28/17 06:24:45] Shmegma [243/516] has challenged Wordy [24/1078] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:01:46 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/28/17 08:24:59] Anky [11/442] has challenged Shmegma [77/516] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:43:03 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/28/17 08:44:22] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/28/17 09:25:05] Shmegma [274/516] has challenged Bot [248/627] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:30:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/28/17 10:25:11] Shmegma [364/516] has challenged Doody [734/1115] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:40:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/28/17 11:25:17] Shmegma [113/516] has challenged Wordy [829/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:39:30 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/28/17 12:25:24] Shmegma [409/516] has challenged Anky [181/442] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/28/17 20:26:12] Bart [245/527] has challenged Shmegma [229/516] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:41:40 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/29/17 04:00:57] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/29/17 04:01:03] Shmegma [144/516] has cum upon Bart [191/527] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:17:54 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/29/17 05:27:09] Doody [694/1115] has challenged Shmegma [359/516] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:19:05 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/29/17 06:27:15] Wordy [870/1078] has challenged Shmegma [403/516] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:11:38 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/29/17 08:27:29] Wordy [802/1078] has challenged Shmegma [283/516] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:00:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/29/17 11:27:47] Shmegma [456/516] has challenged Bart [235/527] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:51:41 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/29/17 12:27:54] Shmegma [486/516] has challenged Bart [142/527] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:12:02 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/29/17 14:28:07] Bot [502/627] has challenged Shmegma [502/516] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:49:58 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/29/17 19:28:40] Shmegma [294/516] has challenged Doody [1049/1115] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:57:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/29/17 20:28:46] Bart [345/527] has challenged Shmegma [14/516] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:56:02 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/29/17 21:28:52] Shmegma [123/516] has challenged Wordy [398/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:37:54 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/30/17 09:09:51] Bot [167/627] has challenged Shmegma [160/516] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:34:22 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/30/17 10:09:57] Shmegma [265/516] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [213/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:04:58 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/30/17 11:10:04] Anky [33/442] has challenged Shmegma [151/516] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:15:20 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/30/17 18:10:48] Anky [216/442] has challenged Shmegma [507/516] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:33:58 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/30/17 21:15:09] squirtingbuffalo, Shmegma, and Anky [500/1360] have team battled Doody, Wordy, and Bot [868/2854] and lost! 0 days, 06:29:04 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/17 01:11:30] Wordy [114/1078] has challenged Shmegma [411/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:57:21 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/31/17 04:11:49] Wordy [1058/1078] has challenged Shmegma [484/516] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:37:29 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/31/17 10:12:25] Shmegma [59/516] has challenged Doody [704/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:34 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/31/17 12:12:38] Bart [56/527] has challenged Shmegma [429/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/31/17 17:13:09] Shmegma [69/516] has challenged Bart [140/527] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:40:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/31/17 22:13:41] Shmegma [110/516] has challenged Bart [131/527] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:24:54 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/31/17 23:13:46] Shmegma [297/516] has challenged Bart [17/527] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:32:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/01/17 05:14:24] Shmegma [149/516] has challenged dick [853/1199] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:20 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/01/17 08:14:44] Shmegma [247/516] has challenged Wordy [725/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:33:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/01/17 10:44:21] Bot [25/627] has cum upon Shmegma [247/516] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:38:14 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/01/17 11:11:59] Bot [26/627] has cum upon Shmegma [177/516] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:49:59 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/01/17 11:15:02] Wordy [964/1078] has challenged Shmegma [505/516] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:04:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/01/17 13:15:14] Anky [96/442] has challenged Shmegma [212/516] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:01:04 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/01/17 17:15:38] Shmegma [413/516] has challenged dick [761/1199] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:37:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/01/17 18:15:45] Doody [635/1149] has challenged Shmegma [451/516] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:14:34 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/01/17 20:15:57] Anky [398/442] has challenged Shmegma [19/516] in combat and won! 13 days, 12:17:10 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/02/17 05:16:53] Shmegma [353/516] has challenged Wordy [590/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:08:16 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/02/17 19:18:19] Shmegma [312/516] has challenged Bot [284/627] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:13:48 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/02/17 22:18:38] squirtingbuffalo [57/402] has challenged Shmegma [356/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:13:48 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/03/17 02:19:02] Bart [193/679] has challenged Shmegma [137/516] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:30:04 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/03/17 02:19:02] In the lemon party, Shmegma dropped her level 65 ring! Bart picks it up, tossing her old level 39 ring to Shmegma.
[06/03/17 05:17:21] Doody, Shmegma, and Bot [221/2266] have team battled Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bart [19/2185] and won! 0 days, 05:19:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/17 05:28:59] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/03/17 12:20:07] Shmegma [459/490] has challenged dick [984/1199] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:13:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/03/17 13:20:13] squirtingbuffalo [352/402] has challenged Shmegma [407/490] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:52:53 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/03/17 15:20:25] Bot [269/627] has challenged Shmegma [9/490] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:02:59 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/03/17 18:20:43] Shmegma [8/490] has challenged Bart [382/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:35:48 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/04/17 00:21:19] Bot [350/627] has challenged Shmegma [284/490] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:30:46 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/04/17 01:21:26] Shmegma [421/490] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [122/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:08:46 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/04/17 02:15:16] Shmegma [51/490] has challenged Bart [205/705] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:52:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/04/17 02:22:16] Doody [74/1149] has challenged Shmegma [329/490] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:01:58 is added to Doody's clock.
[06/04/17 03:21:37] Shmegma [411/490] has challenged Bart [205/705] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:43:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/04/17 03:35:42] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/04/17 03:35:45] Bot [268/627] has cum upon Shmegma [380/490] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:03:21 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/04/17 04:21:43] Shmegma [198/490] has challenged Doody [888/1149] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:23:07 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/04/17 05:21:50] Doody [435/1149] has challenged Shmegma [268/490] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:39:29 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/04/17 06:21:56] Shmegma [309/490] has challenged Anky [118/442] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:47:59 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/04/17 06:21:56] Shmegma has dealt Anky a Critical Strike! 10 days, 18:38:20 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/04/17 07:22:03] squirtingbuffalo [360/402] has challenged Shmegma [253/490] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:34:33 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/04/17 10:22:21] Shmegma [62/490] has challenged Anky [243/442] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:51:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/04/17 15:56:11] Shmegma got the clap. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:22:24 from level 66.
[06/04/17 20:23:23] Anky [98/442] has challenged Shmegma [211/490] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:33:15 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/05/17 06:24:25] Shmegma [483/490] has challenged Bart [398/705] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:56:58 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/05/17 07:24:32] Shmegma [131/490] has challenged Anky [374/442] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:39:38 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/05/17 11:24:57] Anky [76/442] has challenged Shmegma [424/490] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:33:15 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/05/17 12:25:03] Wordy [262/1078] has challenged Shmegma [214/490] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:26:38 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/06/17 02:26:31] Wordy [596/1078] has challenged Shmegma [178/490] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:50:51 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/06/17 03:26:38] Shmegma [377/490] has challenged Bot [539/627] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:22:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/06/17 04:43:28] Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Anky [183/1334] have team battled Bart, Wordy, and Doody [2414/2932] and lost! 1 day, 09:41:37 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/17 10:27:23] Shmegma [443/490] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [298/402] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:05:15 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/06/17 11:27:29] Wordy [360/1078] has challenged Shmegma [351/490] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:16:10 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/06/17 13:27:42] Bart [475/705] has challenged Shmegma [450/490] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:09:04 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/06/17 14:27:49] Anky [32/442] has challenged Shmegma [333/490] in combat and lost! 6 days, 11:50:12 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/06/17 15:27:54] Bart [150/705] has challenged Shmegma [52/490] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:26:47 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/06/17 16:28:00] Anky [63/442] has challenged Shmegma [134/490] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:40:54 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/06/17 17:28:07] Shmegma [230/490] has challenged Bart [281/705] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:12:48 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/06/17 20:28:26] Bot [342/627] has challenged Shmegma [438/490] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:34:28 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/06/17 22:38:19] Shmegma had a hot threesome! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:16:26 towards level 66.
[06/06/17 23:28:44] Doody [867/1149] has challenged Shmegma [128/490] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:17:45 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/07/17 01:26:59] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/07/17 01:27:02] Shmegma [259/490] has cum upon Bart [334/705] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:46:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/07/17 01:31:47] Shmegma [164/490] has cum upon Doody [1016/1149] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:07:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/07/17 07:29:33] Wordy [805/1078] has challenged Shmegma [121/490] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:34:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/07/17 14:30:16] Wordy [179/1078] has challenged Shmegma [441/490] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:47:23 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/07/17 15:30:22] Shmegma [197/490] has challenged Bot [442/627] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:40:14 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/07/17 17:30:34] Shmegma [194/490] has challenged Bart [561/705] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:31:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/07/17 18:30:39] Bot [330/627] has challenged Shmegma [218/490] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:44:08 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/07/17 21:30:59] Bart [217/705] has challenged Shmegma [226/490] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:34:47 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/08/17 02:31:29] Shmegma [399/490] has challenged Wordy [264/1078] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:24:35 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/08/17 05:31:48] Shmegma [343/490] has challenged Anky [345/442] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:24:42 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/08/17 11:32:25] Bot [550/627] has challenged Shmegma [13/490] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:15:32 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/08/17 12:32:33] Shmegma [192/490] has challenged Doody [891/1149] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:46:08 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/08/17 17:37:46] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/09/17 00:33:48] Anky [303/442] has challenged Shmegma [360/490] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:59:49 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/09/17 01:33:54] Shmegma [79/490] has challenged Wordy [661/1078] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:25:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/09/17 03:34:06] Bot [554/627] has challenged Shmegma [312/490] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:22:07 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/09/17 06:34:22] Shmegma [332/490] has challenged Wordy [520/1078] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:14:21 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/09/17 07:34:28] Doody [598/1149] has challenged Shmegma [459/490] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:39:17 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/09/17 08:34:35] Shmegma [63/490] has challenged Anky [186/442] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:06:41 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/09/17 11:01:04] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/09/17 12:34:58] Wordy [171/1078] has challenged Shmegma [110/490] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:46:44 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/09/17 12:34:58] Wordy has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 1 day, 06:46:04 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/09/17 15:35:16] Bot [396/627] has challenged Shmegma [33/490] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:15:59 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/09/17 18:35:34] Doody [68/1149] has challenged Shmegma [222/490] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:05:41 is added to Doody's clock.
[06/09/17 19:35:41] Anky [337/442] has challenged Shmegma [452/490] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:57:36 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/10/17 13:00:36] Doody [100/1149] has challenged Shmegma [480/490] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:19 is added to Doody's clock.
[06/10/17 14:00:42] Shmegma [450/490] has challenged Wordy [758/1078] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:52:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/10/17 16:00:57] squirtingbuffalo [268/402] has challenged Shmegma [344/490] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:44:05 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/10/17 23:01:41] Bot [188/627] has challenged Shmegma [437/490] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:59:09 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/11/17 04:02:13] squirtingbuffalo [203/402] has challenged Shmegma [45/490] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:26:13 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/11/17 06:02:26] Bot [440/627] has challenged Shmegma [377/490] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:31:47 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/11/17 09:02:46] Shmegma [27/490] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [357/402] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:36:21 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/11/17 11:02:59] Bot [377/627] has challenged Shmegma [296/490] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:55:25 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/11/17 14:26:48] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/11/17 15:03:25] Shmegma [124/490] has challenged Anky [56/442] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:54:59 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/11/17 20:03:56] Wordy [962/1079] has challenged Shmegma [115/490] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:21:26 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/12/17 02:04:35] Doody [1045/1149] has challenged Shmegma [228/490] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:36:38 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/12/17 05:04:53] Shmegma [68/490] has challenged Anky [81/442] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:12:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/12/17 06:14:40] Bart, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/12/17 06:14:49] squirtingbuffalo [56/402] has cum upon Shmegma [80/490] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:03:46 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/12/17 10:05:25] Bart [529/705] has challenged Shmegma [167/490] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:15:27 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/12/17 11:05:31] Bart [308/705] has challenged Shmegma [395/490] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:18:50 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/12/17 11:48:44] Shmegma found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:59:57 towards level 66.
[06/12/17 14:19:25] Shmegma [12/490] has cum upon Doody [748/1149] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:22:58 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/12/17 19:06:21] Bot [260/623] has challenged Shmegma [55/490] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:04:05 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/12/17 19:54:27] Shmegma found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:31:49 towards level 66.
[06/12/17 20:06:28] Shmegma [416/490] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [47/402] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:36:59 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/12/17 22:06:41] Anky [179/442] has challenged Shmegma [192/490] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:20:15 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/12/17 23:06:47] Bot [445/623] has challenged Shmegma [266/490] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:53:46 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/13/17 01:07:00] Doody [302/1149] has challenged Shmegma [279/490] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:31:11 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/13/17 03:07:12] Wordy [161/1079] has challenged Shmegma [224/490] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:47:48 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/13/17 04:07:18] Doody [1106/1149] has challenged Shmegma [12/490] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:01:53 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/13/17 05:07:24] Shmegma [470/490] has challenged Anky [139/442] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:14:52 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/13/17 09:20:37] Doody, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/13/17 12:08:10] Shmegma [285/490] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [384/402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:53:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/13/17 13:46:27] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Shmegma in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 0 days, 15:30:20 from level 66.
[06/13/17 18:08:49] Shmegma [266/490] has challenged Wordy [761/1079] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:30:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/13/17 20:09:01] Shmegma [74/490] has challenged dick [925/1200] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:47:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/14/17 10:10:30] Shmegma [158/490] has challenged Bot [199/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:17:43 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/14/17 12:52:17] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/14/17 13:10:49] Wordy [691/1079] has challenged Shmegma [31/490] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:31:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/14/17 22:11:48] Shmegma [473/490] has challenged Wordy [241/1079] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:34:57 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/15/17 03:12:19] Shmegma [363/490] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [253/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:16:57 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/15/17 04:12:26] Anky [372/472] has challenged Shmegma [248/490] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:08:45 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/15/17 06:12:39] Shmegma [133/490] has challenged Bart [278/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:43:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/15/17 08:12:51] Shmegma [255/490] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [208/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:06:13 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/15/17 13:13:24] Shmegma [248/490] has challenged Anky [9/472] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:52:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/15/17 14:13:31] Bot [569/623] has challenged Shmegma [345/490] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:03:49 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/15/17 15:13:37] Shmegma [386/490] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [329/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:30:21 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/15/17 19:14:01] squirtingbuffalo [298/402] has challenged Shmegma [243/490] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:17:12 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/15/17 23:14:25] Wordy [158/1079] has challenged Shmegma [196/490] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:35:21 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/16/17 06:15:08] Shmegma [391/490] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [156/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:39:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/16/17 08:15:20] Shmegma [362/490] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [305/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:09:35 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/16/17 11:03:24] Shmegma was gang raped at a Furry convention. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:07:05 from level 66.
[06/16/17 13:15:53] Shmegma [199/490] has challenged dick [6/1200] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:37:06 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/16/17 15:01:32] Shmegma bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:55:31 towards level 66.
[06/16/17 16:16:12] squirtingbuffalo [11/402] has challenged Shmegma [217/490] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:54:49 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/16/17 21:16:45] Anky [64/472] has challenged Shmegma [197/490] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:11:37 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/16/17 22:16:51] Shmegma [211/490] has challenged dick [1176/1202] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:09:11 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/17/17 00:17:03] squirtingbuffalo [199/402] has challenged Shmegma [370/490] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:23:21 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/17/17 06:17:39] Shmegma [470/490] has challenged Bot [504/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:24:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/17/17 08:17:51] Shmegma [298/490] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [145/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:06:39 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/17/17 11:18:09] squirtingbuffalo [111/402] has challenged Shmegma [84/490] in combat and won! 9 days, 08:24:02 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/17/17 16:41:02] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/17/17 20:07:08] Shmegma [587/617] has challenged Bot [281/623] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:51:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/17/17 21:19:15] Shmegma [549/617] has challenged Wordy [893/1080] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:52:40 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/18/17 05:20:08] Bot [475/623] has challenged Shmegma [611/617] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:24:14 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/18/17 07:20:21] Anky [131/472] has challenged Shmegma [269/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:58:11 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/18/17 14:21:05] Shmegma [527/617] has challenged Bart [183/705] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:26:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/18/17 23:22:03] squirtingbuffalo [92/402] has challenged Shmegma [73/617] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:37:09 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/19/17 02:22:22] Doody [369/1088] has challenged Shmegma [407/617] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:53:08 is added to Doody's clock.
[06/19/17 05:36:25] Anky, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/19/17 06:22:48] Shmegma [312/617] has challenged Doody [876/1088] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:38:47 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/19/17 08:23:01] Bot [379/623] has challenged Shmegma [612/617] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:53:17 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/19/17 09:23:07] Doody [726/1088] has challenged Shmegma [561/617] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:38:57 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/19/17 13:23:33] Wordy [382/1080] has challenged Shmegma [355/617] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:33:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/19/17 14:23:39] Shmegma [200/617] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [350/402] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:46:34 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/19/17 15:23:46] Doody [705/1088] has challenged Shmegma [452/617] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:42:13 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/20/17 02:24:57] Bot [51/623] has challenged Shmegma [310/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:43:18 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/20/17 03:25:03] Anky [362/472] has challenged Shmegma [165/617] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:59:20 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/20/17 04:03:40] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/20/17 04:03:43] Shmegma [479/617] has cum upon Wordy [201/1080] and taken them in the face! 4 days, 20:38:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/20/17 04:04:07] squirtingbuffalo [111/416] has cum upon Shmegma [405/617] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:03:48 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/20/17 04:13:53] Shmegma [82/617] has cum upon Wordy [499/1080] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:14:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/20/17 09:25:41] Shmegma [498/617] has challenged Anky [386/472] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:18:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/20/17 13:26:08] Shmegma [279/617] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [155/416] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:39:52 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/20/17 15:26:20] Anky [111/472] has challenged Shmegma [556/617] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:51:20 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/20/17 17:26:33] Wordy [666/1080] has challenged Shmegma [161/617] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:30:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/20/17 18:26:40] Shmegma [406/617] has challenged Wordy [893/1080] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:43:20 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/20/17 19:26:47] Wordy [458/1080] has challenged Shmegma [557/617] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:04:39 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/20/17 20:26:53] Bart [120/705] has challenged Shmegma [161/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:55:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/21/17 01:15:08] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/21/17 01:27:25] Shmegma [311/617] has challenged dick [1186/1202] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:33:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/21/17 03:27:38] Doody [843/1074] has challenged Shmegma [235/617] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:50:20 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/21/17 06:27:56] Bart [681/705] has challenged Shmegma [408/617] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:53:23 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/21/17 09:28:15] Wordy [453/1080] has challenged Shmegma [435/617] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:37:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/21/17 11:28:27] Shmegma [65/617] has challenged dick [960/1202] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:06:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/21/17 14:28:45] Shmegma [162/617] has challenged Bot [85/623] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:25:11 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/21/17 19:48:34] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/21/17 20:29:24] Bart [275/705] has challenged Shmegma [5/617] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:28:01 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/21/17 21:09:46] Shmegma caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:59:47 towards level 67.
[06/22/17 10:30:52] squirtingbuffalo [12/416] has challenged Shmegma [191/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:40:44 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/22/17 11:30:58] Bot [558/626] has challenged Shmegma [468/617] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:21:25 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/22/17 13:02:09] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/22/17 13:02:12] Shmegma [255/617] has cum upon Wordy [652/1080] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:35:48 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/22/17 13:25:27] Shmegma [495/617] has cum upon Doody [547/1074] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:57:55 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/22/17 13:31:12] Wordy [936/1080] has challenged Shmegma [412/617] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:37:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/22/17 15:31:26] Shmegma [305/617] has challenged Bot [546/626] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:18:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/22/17 17:31:39] squirtingbuffalo [412/416] has challenged Shmegma [453/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:28:08 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/22/17 19:31:52] Shmegma [73/617] has challenged Bot [52/626] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:39:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/22/17 22:32:10] Shmegma [532/617] has challenged Doody [770/1074] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:22:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/23/17 07:33:06] Shmegma [577/617] has challenged Bot [319/626] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:24:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/23/17 10:45:58] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/23/17 17:34:11] Shmegma [217/617] has challenged Doody [987/1074] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:02:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/23/17 19:34:24] squirtingbuffalo [371/416] has challenged Shmegma [188/617] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:02:58 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/23/17 21:34:38] Shmegma [6/617] has challenged Bot [575/626] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:34:43 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/23/17 23:25:56] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 3 days, 10:04:22 toward level 67.
[06/24/17 01:35:04] Bot [533/626] has challenged Shmegma [519/617] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:18:42 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/24/17 03:35:16] Wordy [408/1080] has challenged Shmegma [236/617] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:26:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/24/17 07:04:44] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/24/17 11:36:04] Shmegma [62/620] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [45/416] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:12:15 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/24/17 12:36:11] Anky [437/472] has challenged Shmegma [570/620] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:49:54 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/24/17 13:36:18] Anky [277/472] has challenged Shmegma [255/620] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:46:01 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/24/17 13:36:18] In the lemon party, Shmegma dropped her level 118 amulet! Anky picks it up, tossing her old level 28 amulet to Shmegma.
[06/24/17 15:36:30] Shmegma [225/530] has challenged dick [1177/1202] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/24/17 19:36:54] Wordy [421/1080] has challenged Shmegma [468/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:04 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/24/17 21:37:07] Shmegma [388/530] has challenged Wordy [463/1080] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/25/17 06:38:04] Wordy [872/1080] has challenged Shmegma [435/530] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:59:46 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/25/17 07:26:36] Bot, Bart, and Wordy [1752/2411] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Anky, and Shmegma [600/1508] and won! 0 days, 07:04:28 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/17 08:38:15] Shmegma [328/530] has challenged dick [707/1202] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:21 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/25/17 09:59:06] Shmegma [218/530] has challenged dick [1162/1202] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:38:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/25/17 11:38:34] Shmegma [226/530] has challenged Bart [339/705] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:44:51 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/25/17 14:38:54] Shmegma [444/530] has challenged Anky [60/562] in combat and won! 10 days, 08:06:47 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/25/17 17:39:12] Shmegma [352/530] has challenged Wordy [1070/1080] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:16:02 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/25/17 18:39:18] Shmegma [34/530] has challenged Bart [634/705] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:15:31 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/26/17 00:39:56] Wordy [576/1080] has challenged Shmegma [69/530] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:41:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/26/17 02:12:32] Bart, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/26/17 02:12:45] squirtingbuffalo [247/416] has cum upon Shmegma [440/530] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:57:24 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/26/17 02:14:45] squirtingbuffalo, Bot, and Shmegma [1322/1576] have team battled Wordy, Anky, and Bart [836/2347] and won! 0 days, 00:52:04 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/17 06:40:33] Bart [137/705] has challenged Shmegma [300/530] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:26:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/26/17 07:40:39] Shmegma [89/530] has challenged Wordy [796/1080] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:19:41 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/26/17 08:40:45] Shmegma [98/530] has challenged Bot [486/630] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:10:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/26/17 12:41:47] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 32 days, 15:43:35 toward level 68.
[06/26/17 14:41:24] Shmegma [80/530] has challenged Bart [473/705] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:15:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/26/17 17:41:44] Shmegma [128/530] has challenged Anky [89/562] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:22:49 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/26/17 20:50:11] Shmegma [227/530] has challenged Doody [580/1074] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:30:20 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/26/17 22:50:23] Shmegma [78/530] has challenged Bart [421/705] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:38:58 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/27/17 00:50:35] Shmegma [146/530] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [14/416] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:18:53 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/27/17 01:50:41] Shmegma [140/530] has challenged dick [487/1202] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:08:41 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/27/17 06:51:12] Anky [482/562] has challenged Shmegma [484/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:46:52 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/27/17 07:51:19] Shmegma [426/583] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [61/416] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:20:15 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/27/17 09:51:30] Shmegma [397/583] has challenged dick [129/1202] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:02:55 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/27/17 14:52:00] Anky [157/618] has challenged Shmegma [406/583] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:40:13 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/27/17 15:23:04] Wordy, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/27/17 15:52:07] Shmegma [518/583] has challenged Wordy [540/1080] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:33:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/27/17 21:52:44] Doody [188/1074] has challenged Shmegma [223/583] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:21 is added to Doody's clock.
[06/28/17 00:53:03] Shmegma [227/583] has challenged Wordy [799/1080] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:51:07 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/28/17 02:53:15] Shmegma [546/583] has challenged dick [117/1202] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:35:47 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/28/17 13:54:20] Anky [33/618] has challenged Shmegma [364/583] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:54:51 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/28/17 16:07:34] Shmegma, Bart, and squirtingbuffalo [658/1774] have team battled Wordy, Doody, and Anky [2286/2772] and lost! 1 day, 10:18:25 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/17 16:54:39] Shmegma [247/583] has challenged Doody [540/1074] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:12:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/28/17 21:55:09] Shmegma [287/583] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [352/416] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:49:43 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/29/17 03:55:49] Wordy [474/1080] has challenged Shmegma [194/583] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:40:07 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/29/17 04:25:48] Anky, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/29/17 04:55:56] Doody [1040/1074] has challenged Shmegma [244/583] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:03:48 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/29/17 05:56:01] Shmegma [385/583] has challenged Doody [296/1074] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:18:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/29/17 06:56:07] Anky [584/618] has challenged Shmegma [29/583] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:15:03 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/29/17 08:56:19] Shmegma [230/583] has challenged Bot [302/630] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:04:45 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/29/17 13:56:53] Shmegma [144/583] has challenged Anky [26/618] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:21:32 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/29/17 19:57:30] Shmegma [413/583] has challenged Doody [135/1074] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:43:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/29/17 20:57:36] Shmegma [90/583] has challenged Wordy [1039/1080] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:19:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/29/17 22:57:47] Shmegma [283/583] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [8/416] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:20:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/30/17 00:58:00] Shmegma [139/583] has challenged Anky [392/618] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:08:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/30/17 07:58:44] Anky [512/618] has challenged Shmegma [557/583] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:27 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/30/17 08:58:49] Doody [1045/1074] has challenged Shmegma [122/583] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:41:20 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/30/17 10:59:00] Bart [631/775] has challenged Shmegma [79/583] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:00:39 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/30/17 12:59:12] Shmegma [528/583] has challenged Doody [420/1074] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:27:44 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/30/17 13:59:19] Shmegma [542/583] has challenged Anky [425/618] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:41:19 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/30/17 16:59:36] Bot [599/630] has challenged Shmegma [177/583] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:53:14 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/30/17 19:58:39] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/17 19:59:55] Bart [675/775] has challenged Shmegma [565/583] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:14:50 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/30/17 21:00:00] Shmegma [136/583] has challenged Bot [335/630] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:25:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/30/17 22:00:06] Bart [461/775] has challenged Shmegma [507/583] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:25:08 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/01/17 00:18:05] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/01/17 04:00:41] Shmegma [258/583] has challenged dick [1020/1202] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:56:15 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/01/17 13:01:35] Shmegma [237/583] has challenged Doody [535/1074] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:02:48 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/01/17 14:01:40] Shmegma [3/583] has challenged Bot [93/630] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:35:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/01/17 17:01:57] Shmegma [315/583] has challenged Wordy [920/1044] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/01/17 20:02:16] Wordy [434/1044] has challenged Shmegma [103/583] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:05:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/01/17 23:02:34] Doody [973/1138] has challenged Shmegma [443/583] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:55:56 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/01/17 23:14:32] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/02/17 00:02:40] Wordy [921/1044] has challenged Shmegma [201/583] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:18:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/02/17 11:03:45] Anky [210/618] has challenged Shmegma [42/583] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:50:00 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/02/17 16:04:15] Anky [362/618] has challenged Shmegma [557/583] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:41:34 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/03/17 06:05:37] Shmegma [290/583] has challenged Anky [606/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:08:25 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/03/17 07:05:43] Anky [491/621] has challenged Shmegma [390/583] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:11:30 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/03/17 14:06:26] Shmegma [3/583] has challenged Wordy [347/1044] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:08:17 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/03/17 16:09:54] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/03/17 17:06:45] Shmegma [53/583] has challenged Bart [358/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:51:07 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/03/17 23:07:21] Bart [226/775] has challenged Shmegma [350/583] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:44:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/04/17 03:08:52] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/17 05:07:57] Shmegma [19/583] has challenged Bart [523/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:45 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/04/17 09:55:15] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/04/17 12:27:42] squirtingbuffalo [405/416] has cum upon Shmegma [509/583] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:37:43 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/04/17 14:08:48] Shmegma [238/583] has challenged Wordy [53/1044] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:32:27 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/04/17 21:09:28] Shmegma [495/583] has challenged Bart [768/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/04/17 23:09:40] Shmegma [124/583] has challenged Doody [663/1138] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:06 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/05/17 01:09:54] Shmegma [505/583] has challenged dick [759/1161] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/05/17 03:10:05] Shmegma [161/583] has challenged Doody [928/1138] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/05/17 05:06:41] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/05/17 05:08:26] Bot [27/630] has cum upon Shmegma [503/583] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:55:32 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/05/17 09:07:43] Shmegma [359/583] has challenged Wordy [452/1044] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:02:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/05/17 10:10:46] Shmegma [99/583] has challenged Anky [572/621] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:54:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/05/17 18:11:34] Shmegma [419/583] has challenged Bot [454/630] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:02:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/05/17 23:09:54] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/06/17 00:12:12] Anky [127/621] has challenged Shmegma [240/583] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:09:51 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/06/17 01:12:18] Wordy [199/1044] has challenged Shmegma [328/583] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:28:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/06/17 04:12:36] Bot [52/630] has challenged Shmegma [489/583] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:25 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/06/17 07:12:55] Bot [499/630] has challenged Shmegma [149/583] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:24:02 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/06/17 08:35:58] Anky, Bart, and squirtingbuffalo [1007/1812] have team battled Shmegma, Bot, and Doody [635/2351] and won! 0 days, 00:11:24 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/17 19:13:41] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/06/17 19:14:08] Shmegma [12/583] has challenged Bart [447/775] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:53:23 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/06/17 20:47:44] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/17 22:14:26] Shmegma [54/583] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [136/434] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:31:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/07/17 01:14:45] Shmegma [245/583] has challenged Doody [262/1138] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:55:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/07/17 05:15:10] Doody [696/1138] has challenged Shmegma [177/583] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:17:20 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/07/17 06:15:16] Shmegma [111/583] has challenged Bart [670/775] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:04:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/07/17 11:15:48] Shmegma [211/583] has challenged Anky [40/621] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:42:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/07/17 21:16:48] Shmegma [197/583] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [114/434] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:03:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/08/17 03:17:24] Shmegma [37/583] has challenged dick [133/1161] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:57:41 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/08/17 07:17:48] Bart [525/775] has challenged Shmegma [183/583] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:36:10 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/08/17 13:18:25] Doody [363/1144] has challenged Shmegma [344/583] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:40:33 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/08/17 22:19:17] Shmegma [201/583] has challenged Bot [114/630] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:11:12 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/09/17 03:19:47] Shmegma [96/583] has challenged Bot [439/630] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:36:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/09/17 04:19:54] Shmegma [423/583] has challenged Doody [515/1144] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:29:38 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/09/17 06:11:03] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/17 06:42:57] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/09/17 10:20:30] Doody [409/1144] has challenged Shmegma [261/583] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:49:29 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/09/17 10:20:30] In the lemon party, Shmegma dropped her level 36 pair of gloves! Doody picks it up, tossing her old level 24 pair of gloves to Shmegma.
[07/09/17 10:33:56] Shmegma [182/569] has cum upon Anky [279/621] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:35:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/09/17 11:20:36] Shmegma [228/569] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [411/434] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:49:06 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/09/17 17:00:41] squirtingbuffalo, Doody, and Wordy [1905/2634] have team battled Anky, Shmegma, and Bart [1356/1965] and won! 0 days, 00:30:37 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/17 18:21:18] Shmegma [315/569] has challenged Bart [586/775] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:52:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/09/17 19:03:08] Doody [463/1168] has challenged Shmegma [467/569] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:49:58 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/10/17 01:22:00] Doody [140/1168] has challenged Shmegma [80/569] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:57:55 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/10/17 02:22:06] Shmegma [338/569] has challenged Bart [770/775] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:39:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/10/17 11:22:57] Bart [37/775] has challenged Shmegma [519/569] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:20:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/10/17 16:23:28] Anky [93/620] has challenged Shmegma [13/569] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:31:55 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/10/17 20:23:51] Anky [194/620] has challenged Shmegma [295/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:29:42 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/10/17 21:29:58] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/10/17 22:24:03] Shmegma [288/569] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [15/434] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:59:29 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/11/17 00:24:15] Wordy [741/1044] has challenged Shmegma [380/569] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:24:07 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/11/17 03:24:33] Shmegma [268/569] has challenged Bot [226/631] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:40:15 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/11/17 11:25:20] Bot [428/631] has challenged Shmegma [365/569] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:01:34 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/11/17 12:25:26] Shmegma [485/569] has challenged Doody [841/1168] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:16:48 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/11/17 14:51:18] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/17 15:45:53] Wordy, Bart, and squirtingbuffalo [674/2253] have team battled Bot, Anky, and Shmegma [1746/1820] and lost! 3 days, 17:04:19 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/17 17:25:57] Bot [81/631] has challenged Shmegma [150/569] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:30:13 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/11/17 19:26:09] Bart [80/775] has challenged Shmegma [240/569] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:46:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/12/17 04:27:04] Shmegma [526/569] has challenged Bart [339/775] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:01:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/12/17 05:27:11] Bot [372/631] has challenged Shmegma [415/569] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:52:48 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/12/17 06:27:17] Shmegma [485/569] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [416/434] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:13:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/12/17 10:09:12] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/12/17 11:27:46] Shmegma [200/569] has challenged Anky [351/620] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:48:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/12/17 15:28:09] squirtingbuffalo [170/434] has challenged Shmegma [99/569] in combat and won! 11 days, 20:59:44 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/12/17 18:28:28] Shmegma [195/569] has challenged Bot [620/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:26:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/13/17 00:29:04] Shmegma [65/569] has challenged Doody [725/1168] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:00:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/13/17 05:29:34] Shmegma [328/569] has challenged Bot [32/627] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:39:12 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/13/17 08:10:15] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/13/17 08:20:43] squirtingbuffalo [288/434] has cum upon Shmegma [494/569] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:17:24 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/13/17 09:29:59] Bot [269/627] has challenged Shmegma [518/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:15:01 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/13/17 11:30:12] Doody [655/1168] has challenged Shmegma [99/569] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:20:07 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/13/17 12:30:18] squirtingbuffalo [322/434] has challenged Shmegma [429/569] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:45:06 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/13/17 20:31:06] Shmegma [438/569] has challenged Bot [583/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:35:42 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/13/17 22:31:19] Shmegma [542/569] has challenged Wordy [782/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:41:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/14/17 00:31:30] Wordy [873/1078] has challenged Shmegma [408/569] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:14:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/14/17 00:45:50] Shmegma found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:21:53 towards level 69.
[07/14/17 04:31:54] Doody [793/1168] has challenged Shmegma [140/569] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:13:31 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/14/17 07:28:28] Shmegma had a hot threesome! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:24:27 towards level 69.
[07/14/17 09:32:25] Anky [357/620] has challenged Shmegma [412/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:57:16 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/14/17 14:32:55] Shmegma [487/569] has challenged dick [947/1199] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:09:40 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/14/17 21:33:39] Bart [748/775] has challenged Shmegma [338/569] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:08:21 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/14/17 22:33:45] Shmegma [187/569] has challenged Anky [449/620] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:20:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/15/17 01:34:03] Shmegma [97/569] has challenged dick [271/1199] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:24:34 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/15/17 05:34:27] Shmegma [502/569] has challenged Anky [248/620] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:42:11 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/15/17 06:34:34] Wordy [759/1078] has challenged Shmegma [49/569] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:37:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/15/17 07:34:40] Wordy [968/1078] has challenged Shmegma [253/569] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:55:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/15/17 09:34:51] Shmegma [328/569] has challenged Bot [193/627] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:32:35 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/15/17 16:31:13] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/17 16:35:34] Bot [586/627] has challenged Shmegma [547/569] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:23:10 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/15/17 18:48:27] Shmegma [163/569] has cum upon Doody [52/1168] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 02:55:50 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/15/17 21:36:04] Bot [592/627] has challenged Shmegma [361/569] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:09:35 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/15/17 21:54:45] squirtingbuffalo, Doody, and Shmegma [1373/2171] have team battled Wordy, Anky, and Bart [2125/2473] and lost! 0 days, 13:39:49 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/17 01:36:30] Anky [562/620] has challenged Shmegma [223/569] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:57 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/16/17 02:36:36] Shmegma [109/569] has challenged dick [681/1199] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:44:04 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/16/17 03:36:42] Shmegma [409/569] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [404/434] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:30:42 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/16/17 06:37:00] Bot [88/627] has challenged Shmegma [434/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:55:31 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/16/17 09:37:18] Wordy [961/1078] has challenged Shmegma [432/569] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:45:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/16/17 10:37:24] Doody [41/1168] has challenged Shmegma [446/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:08 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/16/17 11:37:30] Shmegma [455/569] has challenged dick [466/1199] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:57:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/17/17 04:06:45] Wordy [85/1078] has challenged Shmegma [508/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:17:44 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/17/17 06:06:58] Shmegma [23/569] has challenged Wordy [659/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:28:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/17/17 08:07:08] Bart [211/775] has challenged Shmegma [249/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:14:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/17/17 09:07:13] Doody [921/1168] has challenged Shmegma [380/569] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:34:15 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/17/17 11:07:26] Shmegma [541/569] has challenged Doody [587/1168] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:54:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/17/17 11:54:28] Doody [1135/1168] has challenged Shmegma [252/569] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:32:32 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/17/17 13:07:39] Wordy [989/1078] has challenged Shmegma [451/569] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:46:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/17/17 22:08:35] Shmegma [46/569] has challenged Doody [517/1168] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:59:15 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/17/17 22:30:04] Bart, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/18/17 03:09:04] Wordy [521/1078] has challenged Shmegma [362/569] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:38:56 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/18/17 08:09:37] Anky [301/620] has challenged Shmegma [483/569] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:47:15 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/18/17 11:09:57] Shmegma [491/569] has challenged Bot [407/627] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:21:09 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/18/17 12:07:44] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/17 12:10:03] Doody [367/1168] has challenged Shmegma [30/569] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:28:52 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/18/17 16:10:28] Bart [244/775] has challenged Shmegma [498/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:55:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/18/17 22:11:05] Anky [378/620] has challenged Shmegma [7/569] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:16:04 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/18/17 22:28:36] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/18/17 23:11:10] Bart [395/775] has challenged Shmegma [526/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:49:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/18/17 23:43:24] Shmegma [549/569] has cum upon Anky [254/622] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 06:42:44 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/19/17 01:11:23] Shmegma [248/569] has challenged Bart [341/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:55:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/19/17 06:11:54] Shmegma [23/569] has challenged Bart [373/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:45:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/19/17 07:12:01] Shmegma [349/569] has challenged Bot [501/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:15:43 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/19/17 08:12:07] Shmegma [51/569] has challenged Anky [0/622] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:46:32 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/19/17 09:12:13] Shmegma [170/569] has challenged Doody [732/1166] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:51:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/19/17 11:12:26] Wordy [968/1078] has challenged Shmegma [363/569] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:01:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/19/17 19:13:14] Bot [371/627] has challenged Shmegma [563/569] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:14:28 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/20/17 02:13:58] Wordy [913/1078] has challenged Shmegma [234/569] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:29:44 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/20/17 03:14:03] Bot [237/627] has challenged Shmegma [444/569] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:41:45 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/20/17 04:58:38] Shmegma, Wordy, and Bart [1218/2426] have team battled Anky, Doody, and Bot [694/2415] and won! 0 days, 05:22:48 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/17 06:14:21] Shmegma [352/569] has challenged Bart [92/779] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:51:11 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/20/17 08:14:33] Bart [169/779] has challenged Shmegma [184/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:55:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/20/17 11:14:51] Shmegma [375/569] has challenged Bot [461/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:32:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/20/17 12:14:57] Shmegma [412/569] has challenged dick [328/1199] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:56:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/20/17 15:15:16] Bot [205/627] has challenged Shmegma [429/569] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:36:47 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/20/17 16:15:23] Shmegma [22/569] has challenged Doody [109/1166] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:46:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/20/17 16:25:36] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/20/17 17:15:28] Shmegma [225/569] has challenged dick [480/1199] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:31:06 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/20/17 18:15:34] Shmegma [529/569] has challenged Doody [142/1166] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:40:08 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/20/17 20:15:46] squirtingbuffalo [125/434] has challenged Shmegma [558/569] in combat and lost! 9 days, 22:40:51 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/20/17 23:16:04] Shmegma [94/569] has challenged Anky [437/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/21/17 02:16:24] Shmegma [441/569] has challenged Bot [509/646] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:33 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/21/17 03:16:29] Bart [128/779] has challenged Shmegma [129/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:58:29 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/21/17 08:17:00] Shmegma [516/569] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [90/434] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:39:07 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/21/17 09:17:05] Doody [54/1166] has challenged Shmegma [318/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:27:58 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/21/17 13:17:30] squirtingbuffalo [275/434] has challenged Shmegma [24/569] in combat and won! 26 days, 17:21:19 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/21/17 18:18:01] Wordy [327/1078] has challenged Shmegma [52/569] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:09:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/21/17 21:18:20] Shmegma [328/569] has challenged Doody [69/1166] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:16:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/22/17 02:18:53] Shmegma [472/569] has challenged dick [1163/1199] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/22/17 02:49:47] Bart, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/22/17 05:19:11] Wordy [445/1078] has challenged Shmegma [411/569] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/22/17 06:19:17] Shmegma [11/569] has challenged Wordy [761/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/22/17 07:19:23] Doody [609/1166] has challenged Shmegma [286/569] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:29:46 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/22/17 07:33:22] Shmegma [24/569] has challenged Wordy [161/1078] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:26:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/22/17 11:25:55] Wordy [375/1078] has challenged Shmegma [122/569] in combat and won! 10 days, 17:46:56 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/22/17 14:20:07] Doody [58/1166] has challenged Shmegma [366/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:39:51 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/22/17 15:20:13] Anky [190/625] has challenged Shmegma [233/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:09:00 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/22/17 19:17:52] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/17 22:21:29] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/23/17 04:21:34] squirtingbuffalo [25/434] has challenged Shmegma [57/569] in combat and lost! 7 days, 12:25:56 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/23/17 07:21:53] Shmegma [434/569] has challenged dick [1184/1199] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:03:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/23/17 08:21:59] Shmegma [532/569] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [281/434] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:26:12 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/23/17 08:21:59] In the lemon party, squirtingbuffalo dropped her level 37 charm! Shmegma picks it up, tossing her old level 33 charm to squirtingbuffalo.
[07/23/17 10:36:04] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/17 12:22:25] Bot [377/646] has challenged Shmegma [218/574] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:12:20 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/23/17 14:22:38] squirtingbuffalo [320/430] has challenged Shmegma [508/574] in combat and lost! 8 days, 19:26:55 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/23/17 15:22:44] Shmegma [366/574] has challenged Wordy [227/1078] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:29:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/23/17 20:23:15] Shmegma [446/574] has challenged Anky [585/625] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:10:56 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/23/17 21:23:21] Wordy [634/1078] has challenged Shmegma [22/574] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:19:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/23/17 22:06:50] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/17 02:21:51] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/24/17 02:23:54] Doody [29/1166] has challenged Shmegma [263/574] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:54:21 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/24/17 02:29:34] squirtingbuffalo [206/430] has cum upon Shmegma [162/574] and taken them in the face! 19 days, 20:44:23 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/24/17 05:24:12] Shmegma [168/574] has challenged Bot [570/646] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:43 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/24/17 07:24:24] Shmegma [26/574] has challenged Wordy [933/1078] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:28:26 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/24/17 10:24:42] Doody [34/1166] has challenged Shmegma [236/574] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:19:44 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/24/17 12:24:54] Shmegma [187/574] has challenged Anky [210/625] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:17:47 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/24/17 19:25:38] squirtingbuffalo [248/430] has challenged Shmegma [73/574] in combat and won! 18 days, 01:21:15 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/25/17 00:26:08] Bart [645/779] has challenged Shmegma [147/574] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:56:38 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/25/17 00:26:14] Shmegma, Wordy, and Doody [285/2818] have team battled Anky, Bart, and Bot [1533/2050] and lost! 2 days, 07:29:07 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/17 01:26:14] squirtingbuffalo [146/430] has challenged Shmegma [374/574] in combat and lost! 8 days, 16:54:14 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/25/17 02:26:20] Wordy [311/1078] has challenged Shmegma [404/574] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:46:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/25/17 04:26:31] Bot [259/646] has challenged Shmegma [417/574] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:22:03 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/25/17 04:46:31] Shmegma lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:13:53 from level 70.
[07/25/17 11:27:16] Shmegma [414/574] has challenged Anky [52/625] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:58:37 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/25/17 22:28:25] Shmegma [561/574] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [195/430] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:06:13 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/26/17 01:28:42] Doody [932/1166] has challenged Shmegma [214/574] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:25:21 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/26/17 02:28:48] Shmegma [22/574] has challenged Doody [662/1166] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:37:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/26/17 07:29:19] Bot [320/646] has challenged Shmegma [114/574] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:10:10 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/26/17 08:36:56] Shmegma found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:28:25 towards level 70.
[07/26/17 09:29:33] Shmegma [476/574] has challenged Bot [411/646] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:30:06 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/26/17 11:29:45] Shmegma [384/574] has challenged Wordy [412/1078] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:41:17 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/26/17 12:29:51] Bot [202/646] has challenged Shmegma [552/574] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:59:53 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/26/17 17:30:22] Doody [590/1166] has challenged Shmegma [375/574] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:00:48 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/26/17 19:30:34] Anky [578/625] has challenged Shmegma [333/574] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:25:43 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/26/17 21:30:47] Anky [85/625] has challenged Shmegma [231/574] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:08:50 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/26/17 22:30:53] Doody [732/1166] has challenged Shmegma [405/574] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:56:59 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/27/17 01:31:11] Shmegma [117/574] has challenged Bart [568/785] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:12:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/27/17 02:24:13] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/27/17 03:31:23] Shmegma [59/574] has challenged Anky [194/625] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:39:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/27/17 04:31:29] Bart [765/785] has challenged Shmegma [207/574] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:08:31 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/27/17 05:31:35] Doody [948/1166] has challenged Shmegma [95/574] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:36:10 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/27/17 07:31:47] Shmegma [29/574] has challenged Doody [203/1166] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:34:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/27/17 08:27:38] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/17 11:32:12] Wordy [652/1078] has challenged Shmegma [19/574] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:12:17 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/27/17 14:32:29] squirtingbuffalo [322/430] has challenged Shmegma [323/574] in combat and lost! 15 days, 05:16:38 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/27/17 22:33:20] Doody [438/1166] has challenged Shmegma [33/574] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:14:15 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/27/17 23:33:26] Doody [225/1166] has challenged Shmegma [55/574] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:32:48 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/28/17 03:33:52] Bart [433/785] has challenged Shmegma [379/574] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:16:36 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/28/17 10:34:35] squirtingbuffalo [257/430] has challenged Shmegma [74/574] in combat and won! 18 days, 23:54:46 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/28/17 12:34:48] Shmegma [46/574] has challenged dick [332/1199] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:32:15 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/29/17 00:36:00] squirtingbuffalo [13/430] has challenged Shmegma [306/574] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:46:24 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/29/17 09:36:56] Shmegma [206/574] has challenged Anky [51/625] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:43:54 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/29/17 19:37:56] Shmegma [342/574] has challenged Anky [299/625] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:40:10 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/29/17 22:38:15] Shmegma [488/574] has challenged Doody [1/1166] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:13:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/29/17 22:38:15] In the lemon party, Doody dropped her level 66 ring! Shmegma picks it up, tossing her old level 39 ring to Doody.
[07/30/17 00:38:27] Shmegma [379/603] has challenged dick [867/1199] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:19:21 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/31/17 01:41:05] Anky [143/625] has challenged Shmegma [264/603] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:46:39 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/31/17 07:41:41] Wordy [740/1078] has challenged Shmegma [29/603] in combat and won! 15 days, 15:50:29 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/31/17 08:41:47] Bart [623/785] has challenged Shmegma [51/603] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:48:39 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/31/17 14:42:24] squirtingbuffalo [87/430] has challenged Shmegma [117/603] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:38:36 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/31/17 18:42:47] Wordy [156/1078] has challenged Shmegma [247/603] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:38:22 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/31/17 20:42:59] Bot [436/651] has challenged Shmegma [357/603] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:16:09 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/31/17 21:43:05] Doody [848/1134] has challenged Shmegma [280/603] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:35:30 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/31/17 22:43:11] Shmegma [353/603] has challenged dick [836/1199] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:53:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/01/17 01:43:29] Bot [33/651] has challenged Shmegma [65/603] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:02:49 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/01/17 02:43:35] Anky [452/625] has challenged Shmegma [261/603] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:17:54 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/01/17 07:44:06] Shmegma [151/603] has challenged Bart [329/785] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:47:54 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/01/17 10:44:25] Shmegma [341/603] has challenged Wordy [886/1078] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:09:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/01/17 22:38:14] Shmegma caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:30:31 towards level 70.
[08/01/17 22:45:38] Shmegma [316/603] has challenged Bot [7/651] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:23:20 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/02/17 02:46:03] Shmegma [30/603] has challenged Bart [546/785] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:55:14 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/02/17 06:06:12] Shmegma bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:19:06 towards level 70.
[08/02/17 06:46:29] Shmegma [118/603] has challenged Doody [808/1134] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:08:16 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/02/17 07:46:35] Bot [304/651] has challenged Shmegma [146/603] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:21:12 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/02/17 09:46:47] Bot [576/651] has challenged Shmegma [511/603] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:57:45 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/02/17 13:47:13] Shmegma [581/603] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [140/430] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:43:33 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/02/17 14:47:18] Anky [545/625] has challenged Shmegma [481/603] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:21:25 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/03/17 01:27:49] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/03/17 01:48:24] Shmegma [403/603] has challenged Doody [796/1134] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:40:24 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/03/17 02:48:30] squirtingbuffalo [224/430] has challenged Shmegma [534/603] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:50:18 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[08/03/17 03:48:37] Anky [55/625] has challenged Shmegma [400/603] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:37:14 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/03/17 05:48:50] Shmegma [251/603] has challenged Anky [594/625] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:08:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/03/17 12:49:34] Wordy [957/1078] has challenged Shmegma [214/603] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:28:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/03/17 14:08:27] squirtingbuffalo, Wordy, and Shmegma [950/2111] have team battled Bot, Bart, and Doody [1049/2570] and lost! 1 day, 15:50:30 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/17 15:49:52] Shmegma [409/603] has challenged Anky [94/625] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:36:14 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/03/17 15:49:52] In the lemon party, Anky dropped her level 49 pair of boots! Shmegma picks it up, tossing her old level 46 pair of boots to Anky.
[08/03/17 19:07:46] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/03/17 21:50:29] Shmegma [548/607] has challenged Doody [221/1134] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:50:32 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/03/17 23:50:40] Shmegma [22/607] has challenged Bot [249/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:44:08 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/04/17 00:36:00] Shmegma got caught fucking livestock. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:02:55 from level 70.
[08/04/17 04:51:12] Doody [899/1134] has challenged Shmegma [231/607] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:45:00 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/04/17 10:48:04] Shmegma [414/607] has cum upon Wordy [260/1078] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 13:50:30 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/04/17 11:51:57] Shmegma [573/607] has challenged Bot [462/656] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:24:44 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/04/17 12:52:03] Bart [55/785] has challenged Shmegma [289/607] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:19:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/04/17 13:52:08] Doody [840/1134] has challenged Shmegma [475/607] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:49:51 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/04/17 14:52:14] Shmegma [460/607] has challenged dick [227/1199] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:10:54 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/04/17 17:06:24] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/17 00:53:12] squirtingbuffalo [154/430] has challenged Shmegma [133/607] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:22:49 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[08/05/17 01:53:18] Shmegma [445/607] has challenged Bot [203/656] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:09:07 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/05/17 06:53:47] Doody [51/1134] has challenged Shmegma [283/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:31:04 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/05/17 08:53:59] Wordy [106/1078] has challenged Shmegma [137/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:12:36 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/05/17 10:54:11] Shmegma [182/607] has challenged Doody [64/1134] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:05:53 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/05/17 11:54:17] squirtingbuffalo [180/430] has challenged Shmegma [512/607] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:44:21 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[08/05/17 13:00:17] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/05/17 13:00:29] Shmegma [197/607] has cum upon Doody [997/1134] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:54:21 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/05/17 18:55:01] Shmegma [527/607] has challenged dick [403/1199] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:24:41 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/05/17 21:55:19] Anky [43/622] has challenged Shmegma [301/607] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:05:52 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/05/17 23:55:31] Shmegma [379/607] has challenged Bot [521/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:13:02 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/06/17 01:55:43] Bot [25/656] has challenged Shmegma [485/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:56 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/06/17 03:55:55] Doody [891/1134] has challenged Shmegma [347/607] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:54:39 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/06/17 08:56:25] Shmegma [461/607] has challenged Anky [212/622] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:51:15 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/06/17 10:56:38] Shmegma [491/607] has challenged Anky [473/622] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:37 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/06/17 13:56:58] Doody [748/1134] has challenged Shmegma [542/607] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:07:22 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/06/17 14:17:35] Shmegma lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:36:16 from level 70.
[08/06/17 14:57:04] Bot [372/656] has challenged Shmegma [511/607] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:52:25 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/06/17 17:57:23] Anky [603/622] has challenged Shmegma [271/607] in combat and won! 15 days, 16:06:44 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/06/17 20:57:40] Shmegma [322/607] has challenged dick [708/1199] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/06/17 22:36:06] Shmegma [226/607] has challenged Bot [289/656] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:09:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/07/17 01:58:12] Anky [589/622] has challenged Shmegma [269/607] in combat and won! 12 days, 22:48:39 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/07/17 02:58:18] Shmegma [473/607] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [202/430] in combat and won! 9 days, 23:25:21 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/07/17 07:58:48] Wordy [1023/1078] has challenged Shmegma [375/607] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:42:38 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/07/17 16:59:43] Bot [318/656] has challenged Shmegma [270/607] in combat and won! 10 days, 14:19:19 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/07/17 17:59:49] Wordy [523/1078] has challenged Shmegma [95/607] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:01:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/09/17 10:03:52] Shmegma [297/607] has challenged Wordy [138/1089] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:56:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/09/17 11:03:58] Anky [445/595] has challenged Shmegma [513/607] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:49:09 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/09/17 15:04:22] Wordy [343/1089] has challenged Shmegma [501/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:46:44 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/09/17 18:04:41] Shmegma [272/607] has challenged Doody [1084/1134] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:14:47 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/09/17 22:05:05] Shmegma [407/607] has challenged Doody [947/1134] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:28:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/10/17 00:05:17] Anky [427/595] has challenged Shmegma [317/607] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:43:21 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/10/17 01:05:23] Shmegma [375/607] has challenged Bot [172/656] in combat and won! 9 days, 14:16:58 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/10/17 04:05:41] Bot [598/656] has challenged Shmegma [52/607] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:23:17 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/10/17 05:05:47] Shmegma [294/607] has challenged Bart [197/779] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:44:48 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/10/17 06:05:53] Shmegma [38/607] has challenged Bot [108/650] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:05:26 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/10/17 07:05:59] Shmegma [0/607] has challenged dick [142/1212] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:25:55 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/10/17 09:06:11] Bart [159/779] has challenged Shmegma [287/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:35:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/10/17 14:06:42] Shmegma [119/607] has challenged Wordy [470/1089] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:52:26 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/10/17 15:06:47] Wordy [120/1089] has challenged Shmegma [267/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:37:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/10/17 17:07:00] squirtingbuffalo [314/430] has challenged Shmegma [400/607] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:25:51 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[08/10/17 21:07:24] Shmegma [271/607] has challenged Bart [315/779] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:01:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/11/17 00:07:45] Shmegma [294/607] has challenged dick [529/1212] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:03:43 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/11/17 00:29:38] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/11/17 02:07:57] Shmegma [147/607] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [255/430] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:35:16 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/11/17 03:08:03] Shmegma [25/607] has challenged Wordy [692/1089] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:56:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/11/17 06:08:23] Wordy [664/1089] has challenged Shmegma [174/607] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:38:54 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/11/17 06:08:23] Wordy has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 5 days, 07:23:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/11/17 12:08:58] Shmegma [513/607] has challenged dick [604/1212] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:40:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/11/17 13:09:05] Doody [726/1134] has challenged Shmegma [63/607] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:32:08 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/11/17 17:09:29] Shmegma [215/607] has challenged Doody [914/1134] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:32:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/11/17 20:09:49] Shmegma [147/607] has challenged Wordy [113/1105] in combat and won! 13 days, 21:10:15 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/11/17 20:17:49] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/11/17 23:10:07] Shmegma [316/607] has challenged Anky [255/595] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:39:28 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/12/17 00:10:14] Bart [396/779] has challenged Shmegma [499/607] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:32:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/12/17 04:10:37] Shmegma [168/607] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [10/436] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:18:15 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/12/17 13:28:32] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/17 15:11:44] Doody [998/1134] has challenged Shmegma [356/607] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:58:41 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/13/17 01:12:44] Shmegma [392/607] has challenged Anky [502/588] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:30:34 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/13/17 01:25:43] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/17 09:13:35] Shmegma [521/607] has challenged Anky [163/588] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:50:32 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/13/17 11:13:47] Anky [316/588] has challenged Shmegma [534/607] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:27:47 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/13/17 15:14:11] Shmegma [83/607] has challenged Anky [352/588] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:14:58 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/13/17 18:14:30] squirtingbuffalo [190/436] has challenged Shmegma [205/607] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:04:51 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[08/14/17 03:44:39] Shmegma [329/607] has cum upon Anky [330/588] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:54:58 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/14/17 04:46:48] Doody [602/1146] has challenged Shmegma [511/607] in combat and won! 10 days, 17:46:56 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/14/17 06:15:45] squirtingbuffalo [189/436] has challenged Shmegma [443/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:25:40 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[08/14/17 08:15:56] Shmegma [18/607] has challenged dick [352/1229] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:28:47 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/14/17 10:00:19] Anky, Bart, and Bot [1441/2017] have team battled Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Doody [2078/2197] and lost! 0 days, 11:35:50 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/17 18:17:32] Doody, Shmegma, and Anky [1857/2349] have team battled Wordy, Bart, and squirtingbuffalo [476/2320] and won! 4 days, 14:52:50 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/17 19:17:02] Shmegma [307/607] has challenged Bart [204/779] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:57:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/14/17 19:32:37] Shmegma was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:37:24 from level 71.
[08/14/17 21:17:14] Wordy [848/1105] has challenged Shmegma [49/607] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:03:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/15/17 05:18:03] squirtingbuffalo [351/436] has challenged Shmegma [502/607] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:55:59 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[08/15/17 08:18:20] Anky [51/588] has challenged Shmegma [132/607] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:30:59 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/15/17 10:18:32] squirtingbuffalo [81/436] has challenged Shmegma [277/607] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:13:05 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[08/15/17 13:18:52] Shmegma [314/607] has challenged Bart [57/779] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:26:30 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/15/17 14:18:58] Shmegma [597/607] has challenged Bot [202/650] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:03:02 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/15/17 21:19:42] Anky [7/588] has challenged Shmegma [383/607] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:00:20 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/16/17 01:20:06] Doody [468/1154] has challenged Shmegma [22/607] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:23:39 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/16/17 02:20:12] Shmegma [147/607] has challenged Wordy [863/1105] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:26:58 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/16/17 03:20:18] Shmegma [431/607] has challenged Anky [549/588] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:55:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/16/17 07:20:43] Shmegma [55/607] has challenged Anky [141/588] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:25:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/16/17 09:28:40] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/16/17 10:21:40] Shmegma [259/607] has cum upon Bart [593/779] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:43:51 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/16/17 13:21:21] squirtingbuffalo [145/436] has challenged Shmegma [505/607] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:12:14 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[08/16/17 16:31:13] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/17 20:22:03] Bart [347/779] has challenged Shmegma [239/607] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:22:22 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/16/17 22:22:16] Doody [280/1154] has challenged Shmegma [488/607] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:03:53 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/17/17 02:22:42] Shmegma [187/607] has challenged Bot [61/650] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:55:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/17/17 06:23:06] Doody [647/1154] has challenged Shmegma [506/607] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:15:32 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/17/17 07:23:13] Shmegma [174/607] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [208/436] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:48:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/17/17 12:23:45] Wordy [658/1142] has challenged Shmegma [94/607] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:32:07 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/17/17 16:24:08] Doody [880/1154] has challenged Shmegma [531/607] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:52:19 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/17/17 19:24:27] Anky [14/588] has challenged Shmegma [463/607] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:47:23 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/18/17 00:24:59] Shmegma [478/607] has challenged Doody [1010/1154] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:32:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/18/17 01:25:05] Shmegma [198/607] has challenged Bot [642/650] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:03:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/18/17 04:25:22] Shmegma [518/607] has challenged Bart [59/779] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:16:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/18/17 04:41:03] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/17 05:11:34] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/18/17 05:25:30] Shmegma [559/607] has challenged Bart [132/779] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:15:41 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/18/17 05:31:36] Shmegma [462/607] has cum upon Anky [357/588] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 12:19:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/18/17 13:26:20] Doody [896/1154] has challenged Shmegma [96/607] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:37:47 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/18/17 23:27:22] Shmegma [201/607] has challenged dick [665/1270] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:17:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/19/17 01:27:33] Shmegma [360/607] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [296/436] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:49:21 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/19/17 02:27:39] Doody [360/1154] has challenged Shmegma [245/607] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:54:46 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/19/17 04:27:51] Shmegma [534/607] has challenged Anky [415/588] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:05:29 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/19/17 09:28:21] Bot [77/650] has challenged Shmegma [49/607] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:02:58 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/19/17 09:50:30] Shmegma got their period in gym class.... on the trampoline. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:12:24 from level 71.
[08/19/17 10:28:27] Shmegma [182/607] has challenged Wordy [536/1142] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:08:34 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/19/17 12:28:39] Bot [380/650] has challenged Shmegma [236/607] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:30:37 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/19/17 13:02:49] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/19/17 13:23:57] Shmegma [328/607] has cum upon Anky [314/588] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 22:15:48 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/19/17 13:28:45] Shmegma [77/607] has challenged Wordy [287/1142] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:40:49 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/19/17 14:28:52] Shmegma [422/607] has challenged Wordy [123/1142] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:56:47 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/19/17 14:28:52] In the lemon party, Wordy dropped her level 94 tunic! Shmegma picks it up, tossing her old level 35 tunic to Wordy.
[08/19/17 15:28:58] squirtingbuffalo [308/436] has challenged Shmegma [260/672] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:41:03 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[08/19/17 16:03:49] Anky, Shmegma, and Wordy [287/2349] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Bot, and Bart [715/1865] and lost! 0 days, 19:47:19 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/17 22:05:53] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/17 02:30:05] Shmegma [466/672] has challenged Doody [923/1154] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:03:47 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/20/17 07:50:59] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/20/17 18:31:45] Shmegma [657/672] has challenged dick [286/1211] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:39:58 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/20/17 20:31:58] Wordy [1086/1089] has challenged Shmegma [488/672] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:12:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/20/17 23:32:15] Shmegma [453/672] has challenged Bot [15/650] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:26:29 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/20/17 23:52:29] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Shmegma in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 0 days, 08:35:03 from level 71.
[08/21/17 02:32:34] squirtingbuffalo [355/436] has challenged Shmegma [330/672] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:04:29 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[08/21/17 05:32:52] Bot [309/650] has challenged Shmegma [577/672] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:07:06 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/21/17 08:33:11] Shmegma [169/672] has challenged dick [49/1211] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:09:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/21/17 09:15:18] Anky, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/21/17 15:33:53] Shmegma [664/672] has challenged Wordy [567/1089] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:10:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/21/17 19:34:19] Shmegma [205/672] has challenged Anky [304/588] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:56:26 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/22/17 02:35:03] squirtingbuffalo [42/436] has challenged Shmegma [323/672] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:16:18 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[08/22/17 03:35:09] Bot [503/650] has challenged Shmegma [381/672] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:44:41 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/23/17 19:39:12] Bart [273/779] has challenged Shmegma [522/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/23/17 20:52:25] Shmegma was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:33:15 towards level 71.
[08/23/17 21:39:23] Shmegma [256/672] has challenged Doody [963/1144] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:46:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/23/17 22:39:30] Bot [121/650] has challenged Shmegma [266/672] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:15:18 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/24/17 00:39:42] Shmegma [634/672] has challenged dick [409/1211] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:54:13 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/24/17 04:40:08] Shmegma [161/672] has challenged Doody [628/1144] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:33:38 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/24/17 08:40:33] Shmegma [260/672] has challenged Bot [431/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:09:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/24/17 14:16:18] Shmegma got their period in gym class.... on the trampoline. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:57:49 from level 71.
[08/24/17 16:41:20] Doody [112/1141] has challenged Shmegma [242/672] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:24:16 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/24/17 20:41:46] Shmegma [433/672] has challenged Bart [134/779] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:31:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/25/17 02:42:23] Shmegma [602/672] has challenged Bot [400/650] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:00:54 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/25/17 03:42:28] Anky [310/588] has challenged Shmegma [606/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:56:24 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/25/17 06:42:46] Shmegma [504/672] has challenged Anky [541/588] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:34:23 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/25/17 10:43:09] Doody [632/1141] has challenged Shmegma [37/672] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:51:04 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/25/17 13:43:28] Shmegma [402/672] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [379/436] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:15:21 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/25/17 14:43:34] Doody [143/1141] has challenged Shmegma [412/672] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:31:41 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/25/17 16:43:47] Bot [154/650] has challenged Shmegma [303/672] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:04:59 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/25/17 20:44:10] Anky [524/588] has challenged Shmegma [630/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:15:23 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/25/17 21:39:19] Shmegma [293/672] has cum upon Bart [359/779] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:59:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/26/17 00:44:36] Bot [500/650] has challenged Shmegma [487/672] in combat and won! 9 days, 08:26:35 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/26/17 06:45:12] squirtingbuffalo [189/436] has challenged Shmegma [314/672] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:09:23 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[08/26/17 07:07:29] Shmegma started shitting dicknipples. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:36:08 from level 71.
[08/26/17 07:36:47] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/26/17 08:45:24] Shmegma [155/672] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [303/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/26/17 17:46:19] Bart [123/779] has challenged Shmegma [304/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/26/17 17:56:20] Shmegma got sand in her vagina. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:58:09 from level 71.
[08/27/17 05:47:32] Bot [597/650] has challenged Shmegma [265/672] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:57:59 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/27/17 07:47:45] Anky [166/588] has challenged Shmegma [295/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:57 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/27/17 08:47:50] Shmegma [61/672] has challenged Bart [238/779] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:26:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/27/17 10:48:02] Shmegma [303/672] has challenged Bart [121/779] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:21:47 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/27/17 13:48:20] Doody [556/1141] has challenged Shmegma [507/672] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:26:37 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/27/17 14:48:27] Shmegma [319/672] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [250/436] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:24:36 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/28/17 01:49:34] Shmegma [508/672] has challenged Anky [493/588] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:14:07 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/28/17 03:49:46] squirtingbuffalo [208/436] has challenged Shmegma [548/672] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:04:21 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[08/28/17 11:50:36] Anky [384/588] has challenged Shmegma [71/672] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:10:00 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/28/17 12:57:13] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/28/17 13:24:34] Shmegma [433/674] has challenged Bot [230/653] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:42:08 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/28/17 13:50:49] Bot [187/653] has challenged Shmegma [540/674] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:31:43 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/28/17 13:55:55] Shmegma [205/674] has cum upon Wordy [881/1099] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:48:51 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/28/17 14:50:55] Shmegma [616/674] has challenged Doody [393/1141] in combat and won! 10 days, 04:59:14 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/28/17 16:51:07] Doody [551/1141] has challenged Shmegma [385/674] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:29:47 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/28/17 22:51:46] Bot [593/653] has challenged Shmegma [545/674] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:30:04 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/29/17 05:52:28] Bart [195/776] has challenged Shmegma [40/674] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:11:30 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/29/17 06:52:34] Shmegma [159/674] has challenged Wordy [441/1099] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:00:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/29/17 07:57:05] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/29/17 08:21:25] Shmegma [299/674] has cum upon Doody [560/1141] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:37:51 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/29/17 08:22:52] Shmegma [220/674] has cum upon Doody [88/1141] and taken them in the face! 7 days, 11:26:41 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/29/17 08:52:46] Shmegma [451/687] has challenged Wordy [684/1099] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:41:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/29/17 11:53:06] Anky [60/608] has challenged Shmegma [463/687] in combat and lost! 7 days, 23:31:26 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/29/17 12:53:11] Shmegma [44/687] has challenged Bart [280/776] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:31:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/29/17 14:53:23] Bart [443/776] has challenged Shmegma [149/687] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:37:01 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/29/17 16:53:35] Doody [1006/1129] has challenged Shmegma [319/687] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:11:33 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/29/17 17:53:41] Shmegma [563/687] has challenged Bart [579/776] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:18:56 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/29/17 18:53:46] Wordy [117/1099] has challenged Shmegma [606/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:02 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/30/17 04:53:53] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/30/17 04:54:11] Shmegma [111/687] has cum upon Bart [302/776] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:38:14 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/30/17 05:54:55] Doody [8/1129] has challenged Shmegma [459/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:50:37 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/30/17 07:55:07] Shmegma [414/687] has challenged dick [218/1223] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:29:46 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/30/17 09:55:18] Doody [874/1129] has challenged Shmegma [440/687] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:19:19 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/30/17 10:55:24] Shmegma [143/687] has challenged Wordy [902/1099] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:53:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/30/17 14:55:48] Bart [538/776] has challenged Shmegma [507/687] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:17:59 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/30/17 17:26:27] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/17 19:56:18] Shmegma [268/687] has challenged Wordy [328/1099] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:36:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/30/17 22:10:23] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/17 22:56:37] Shmegma [170/687] has challenged Anky [334/608] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:31:16 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/30/17 23:56:43] Shmegma [516/687] has challenged Wordy [45/1099] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:46:28 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/31/17 00:56:49] Doody [427/1129] has challenged Shmegma [226/687] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:30:10 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/31/17 02:57:01] Anky [321/608] has challenged Shmegma [177/687] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:52:18 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/31/17 03:54:18] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/31/17 03:55:28] Shmegma [433/687] has cum upon Wordy [486/1099] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:25:58 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/31/17 03:57:07] Shmegma [206/687] has challenged Bot [373/632] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:59:46 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/31/17 04:57:13] Shmegma [139/687] has challenged Anky [486/608] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:46:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/31/17 05:57:19] Bart [186/776] has challenged Shmegma [238/687] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:31:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/31/17 07:57:31] Doody [0/1129] has challenged Shmegma [274/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:23:16 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/31/17 12:58:02] Bot [231/632] has challenged Shmegma [656/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:04:07 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/31/17 13:58:09] Shmegma [250/687] has challenged Doody [610/1129] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:44:56 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/31/17 16:58:27] Doody [426/1129] has challenged Shmegma [581/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:25:25 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/31/17 18:58:40] Shmegma [255/687] has challenged Doody [797/1129] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:49:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/31/17 23:59:08] Doody [658/1129] has challenged Shmegma [425/687] in combat and won! 9 days, 06:59:31 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/01/17 01:49:46] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/01/17 03:59:32] Doody [518/1129] has challenged Shmegma [530/687] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:26:59 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/01/17 07:59:55] Wordy [24/1099] has challenged Shmegma [183/687] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:04:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/01/17 15:00:37] Bart [381/776] has challenged Shmegma [223/687] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:58:20 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/01/17 15:00:37] In the lemon party, Shmegma dropped her level 69 helm! Bart picks it up, tossing her old level 42 helm to Shmegma.
[09/01/17 17:47:14] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/01/17 17:47:17] squirtingbuffalo [19/436] has cum upon Shmegma [634/657] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:35:22 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[09/01/17 18:24:50] Shmegma was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:47:29 towards level 72.
[09/01/17 20:01:06] Shmegma [37/657] has challenged Wordy [579/1099] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:56:58 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/02/17 01:01:35] Anky [274/608] has challenged Shmegma [370/657] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:20:53 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/02/17 02:01:41] Shmegma [136/657] has challenged Bart [467/806] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:04:45 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/02/17 04:01:53] Shmegma [150/657] has challenged Doody [517/1129] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:39:04 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/02/17 06:02:05] Shmegma [543/657] has challenged Anky [126/611] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:42:20 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/02/17 07:02:12] Bart [93/806] has challenged Shmegma [341/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:31:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/02/17 08:02:18] Bart [753/806] has challenged Shmegma [583/657] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:06:59 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/02/17 16:03:06] squirtingbuffalo [329/436] has challenged Shmegma [534/657] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:38:14 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[09/02/17 18:03:19] Shmegma [230/657] has challenged Doody [244/1129] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:20:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/02/17 20:03:31] Shmegma [48/657] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [410/436] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:03:42 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/02/17 22:03:43] squirtingbuffalo [88/436] has challenged Shmegma [307/657] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:04:48 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[09/03/17 01:04:02] Shmegma [461/657] has challenged Anky [268/611] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:07:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/03/17 04:04:20] Shmegma [250/657] has challenged Wordy [850/1099] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:22:08 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/03/17 06:04:32] Bot [351/632] has challenged Shmegma [151/657] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:31:02 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/03/17 06:39:54] Anky, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/03/17 09:04:52] Shmegma [617/657] has challenged Bart [615/806] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:20:57 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/03/17 12:05:10] Doody [111/1129] has challenged Shmegma [174/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:29:00 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/03/17 13:05:16] Shmegma [550/657] has challenged Doody [437/1129] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:14:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/03/17 14:05:22] Shmegma [239/657] has challenged dick [983/1223] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:13:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/03/17 15:17:56] Shmegma lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:56:31 from level 72.
[09/03/17 17:05:40] Shmegma [273/657] has challenged Bart [751/806] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:23:42 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/03/17 19:05:52] Bot [458/632] has challenged Shmegma [452/657] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:56:12 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/03/17 23:06:16] Bot [548/632] has challenged Shmegma [239/657] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:14:47 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/04/17 00:06:22] Bart [279/806] has challenged Shmegma [456/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:14:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/04/17 02:06:34] Wordy [168/1099] has challenged Shmegma [191/657] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:08:48 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/04/17 10:07:22] Anky [304/611] has challenged Shmegma [47/657] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:41:24 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/04/17 11:07:29] Doody [242/1129] has challenged Shmegma [130/657] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:15:45 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/04/17 15:07:54] Shmegma [335/657] has challenged Doody [356/1129] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:17:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/04/17 18:08:13] Shmegma [636/657] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [191/436] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:40:15 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/04/17 22:08:35] Shmegma [94/657] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [97/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:23:49 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/04/17 23:39:26] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/05/17 02:41:18] Shmegma, Wordy, and squirtingbuffalo [1778/2192] have team battled Doody, Bart, and Anky [1246/2546] and won! 1 day, 06:20:44 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/17 06:09:24] Shmegma [633/657] has challenged dick [438/1223] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:34:58 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/05/17 14:10:13] Shmegma [485/657] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [373/436] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:48:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/05/17 15:10:20] Wordy [1027/1099] has challenged Shmegma [181/657] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:22:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/05/17 20:10:50] Shmegma [549/657] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [9/436] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:55:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/05/17 22:11:03] Shmegma [288/657] has challenged Wordy [457/1099] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:49:40 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/06/17 01:41:44] Shmegma [270/657] has cum upon Anky [272/611] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:32:15 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/06/17 02:11:29] Anky [437/611] has challenged Shmegma [480/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:53:54 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/06/17 06:11:54] Shmegma [643/657] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [198/436] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:06:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/06/17 07:12:00] Bart [163/806] has challenged Shmegma [64/657] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:57:45 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/06/17 08:12:07] Anky [242/611] has challenged Shmegma [156/657] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:30:58 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/06/17 19:13:14] Bot [611/632] has challenged Shmegma [376/657] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:11:03 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/06/17 22:13:33] Shmegma [370/657] has challenged Bart [327/806] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:28:27 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/07/17 01:13:50] Doody [1077/1129] has challenged Shmegma [625/657] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:40:10 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/07/17 02:13:56] Shmegma [449/657] has challenged dick [81/1223] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:32:48 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/07/17 07:14:28] Shmegma [472/657] has challenged Anky [333/611] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:25:42 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/07/17 13:35:53] Bart, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/07/17 13:51:30] Bot, Wordy, and squirtingbuffalo [2023/2193] have team battled Doody, Anky, and Shmegma [972/2397] and won! 0 days, 11:36:32 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/17 18:15:33] Bot [561/658] has challenged Shmegma [351/657] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:32:31 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/08/17 00:16:09] Shmegma [103/657] has challenged Bart [602/777] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:18:21 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/08/17 01:16:16] Bot [189/658] has challenged Shmegma [68/657] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:38:31 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/08/17 08:16:57] Anky [463/611] has challenged Shmegma [655/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:40:41 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/08/17 17:17:53] Shmegma [642/657] has challenged Anky [528/611] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:32:28 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/08/17 20:39:42] Shmegma [143/657] has cum upon Doody [294/1129] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:43:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/09/17 00:18:35] Shmegma [67/657] has challenged Wordy [833/1099] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:31:23 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/09/17 01:18:41] squirtingbuffalo [216/436] has challenged Shmegma [46/657] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:09:50 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[09/09/17 02:18:47] Shmegma [20/657] has challenged Anky [607/611] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:44:38 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/09/17 03:18:53] Bart [739/777] has challenged Shmegma [53/657] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:49:51 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/09/17 10:19:35] squirtingbuffalo [248/436] has challenged Shmegma [23/657] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:42:57 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[09/09/17 13:19:53] Shmegma [586/657] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [35/436] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:46:55 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/09/17 15:46:57] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/09/17 16:20:12] Shmegma [239/657] has challenged Wordy [783/1099] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/09/17 20:20:37] Shmegma [400/657] has challenged Bart [321/777] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:33:45 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/10/17 03:21:21] Wordy [515/1099] has challenged Shmegma [385/657] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:01:10 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/10/17 04:21:26] Shmegma [51/657] has challenged Anky [276/611] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:54:25 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/10/17 07:21:45] squirtingbuffalo [370/436] has challenged Shmegma [145/657] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:10:00 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[09/10/17 10:22:04] Shmegma [451/657] has challenged dick [63/1223] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:25:02 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/10/17 17:22:46] Shmegma [211/657] has challenged Wordy [629/1099] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:43:56 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/10/17 18:22:52] Shmegma [211/657] has challenged Anky [572/611] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:34:30 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/10/17 22:23:17] Shmegma [633/657] has challenged Anky [398/611] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:23 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/10/17 23:23:23] squirtingbuffalo [134/436] has challenged Shmegma [242/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:19:40 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[09/11/17 00:52:17] Shmegma [153/657] has challenged dick [1070/1223] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:38:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/11/17 01:23:34] Anky [110/611] has challenged Shmegma [278/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:01 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/11/17 04:21:31] Shmegma caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:48:23 towards level 73.
[09/11/17 05:50:40] squirtingbuffalo, Anky, and Bart [613/1824] have team battled Shmegma, Bot, and Doody [1472/2444] and lost! 1 day, 17:37:08 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/17 07:24:11] Shmegma [589/657] has challenged dick [307/1223] in combat and won! 12 days, 14:19:59 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/11/17 07:32:57] Bart, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/11/17 09:24:22] squirtingbuffalo [238/441] has challenged Shmegma [455/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:19:08 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[09/11/17 12:24:41] Doody [959/1129] has challenged Shmegma [120/657] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:12:59 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/11/17 12:24:41] In the lemon party, Shmegma dropped her level 66 ring! Doody picks it up, tossing her old level 51 ring to Shmegma.
[09/11/17 13:24:47] Shmegma [152/641] has challenged Bot [375/658] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:05:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/11/17 17:25:11] Bart [13/777] has challenged Shmegma [181/641] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:50:47 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/11/17 19:25:23] Bot [59/658] has challenged Shmegma [318/641] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:53:26 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/11/17 20:25:29] Doody [785/1144] has challenged Shmegma [404/641] in combat and won! 7 days, 21:06:22 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/12/17 04:26:18] Bot [6/658] has challenged Shmegma [299/641] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:46:41 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/12/17 07:10:59] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/12/17 09:26:49] Anky [435/611] has challenged Shmegma [101/641] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:06:20 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/12/17 11:27:00] Shmegma [485/641] has challenged Bot [338/658] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:13:44 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/12/17 12:27:07] Shmegma [397/641] has challenged Bart [459/777] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:37:07 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/12/17 16:27:30] Shmegma [48/641] has challenged Bot [486/658] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:05:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/12/17 17:27:36] Shmegma [593/641] has challenged Bot [492/658] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:25:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/12/17 17:27:36] Shmegma has dealt Bot a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:52:27 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/12/17 18:27:43] Shmegma [146/641] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [418/441] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:33:46 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/12/17 19:27:49] Shmegma [74/641] has challenged Anky [149/611] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:29:02 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/12/17 20:27:55] Shmegma [567/641] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [309/441] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:27:43 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/12/17 22:28:06] Shmegma [159/641] has challenged Bart [455/777] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:04:31 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/13/17 05:13:38] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/13/17 05:28:48] Anky [228/611] has challenged Shmegma [428/641] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:03:27 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/13/17 06:28:54] squirtingbuffalo [97/441] has challenged Shmegma [571/641] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:49:49 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[09/13/17 09:29:13] Wordy [47/1099] has challenged Shmegma [12/641] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:14:16 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/13/17 13:29:38] Wordy [1001/1099] has challenged Shmegma [548/641] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:15:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/13/17 18:30:09] Wordy [695/1099] has challenged Shmegma [58/641] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:58:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/14/17 01:30:54] Shmegma [210/641] has challenged Bot [151/658] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:06:08 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/14/17 04:00:15] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/14/17 07:31:30] Shmegma [488/641] has challenged dick [141/1223] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:39:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/14/17 08:31:36] Shmegma [533/641] has challenged Bart [321/777] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:49:11 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/14/17 11:31:57] Shmegma [340/641] has challenged Bart [314/777] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:46:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/14/17 11:31:57] In the lemon party, Bart dropped her level 69 helm! Shmegma picks it up, tossing her old level 42 helm to Bart.
[09/14/17 12:32:02] Anky [534/611] has challenged Shmegma [387/671] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:21:54 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/14/17 13:32:08] Doody [621/1144] has challenged Shmegma [284/671] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:55:39 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/14/17 18:32:38] Shmegma [2/671] has challenged Bot [352/673] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:24:07 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/15/17 04:33:42] Shmegma [497/671] has challenged Bot [362/673] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:13:43 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/15/17 05:33:48] Bart [494/748] has challenged Shmegma [436/671] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:41:15 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/15/17 09:26:53] Shmegma [453/671] has challenged Bot [433/673] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:07:17 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/15/17 12:27:10] Wordy [1093/1099] has challenged Shmegma [34/671] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:02:29 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/15/17 14:27:21] Doody [483/1144] has challenged Shmegma [628/671] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:15:59 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/15/17 16:27:32] Shmegma [587/671] has challenged Doody [1099/1144] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:07:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/15/17 18:27:45] Shmegma [217/671] has challenged Wordy [414/1099] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:49:06 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/15/17 20:27:55] Shmegma [517/671] has challenged Anky [528/611] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:38:41 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/16/17 00:28:19] Shmegma [540/671] has challenged dick [149/1223] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:33:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/16/17 00:30:19] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/16/17 00:30:19] Bot [162/673] has cum upon Shmegma [508/671] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:54:32 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/16/17 00:33:16] Shmegma [453/671] has cum upon Doody [296/1144] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 12:10:09 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/16/17 01:28:25] Wordy [514/1099] has challenged Shmegma [610/671] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:06:55 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/16/17 04:28:41] Anky [288/611] has challenged Shmegma [490/671] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:31:08 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/16/17 09:24:06] Shmegma sharpened the edge of her weapon! Shmegma's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/16/17 09:29:10] Bart [672/748] has challenged Shmegma [272/687] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:08:46 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/16/17 12:29:27] Shmegma [209/687] has challenged Bart [297/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:54:54 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/16/17 13:29:33] Shmegma [340/687] has challenged Doody [810/1144] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:38:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/16/17 14:29:39] Shmegma [215/687] has challenged Anky [203/611] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:00:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/16/17 15:29:44] Shmegma [636/687] has challenged dick [473/1223] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:12:32 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/16/17 16:29:50] Wordy [1059/1099] has challenged Shmegma [165/687] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:42:41 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/16/17 16:29:50] Wordy has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:05:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/16/17 18:30:03] Shmegma [621/687] has challenged Bart [415/748] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:35:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/16/17 23:30:32] Bot [99/673] has challenged Shmegma [25/687] in combat and won! 12 days, 23:58:21 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/17/17 00:30:37] Shmegma [332/687] has challenged Bart [272/748] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:43:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/17/17 04:31:01] Shmegma [596/687] has challenged Bart [460/748] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:29:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/17/17 11:31:41] Wordy [1046/1099] has challenged Shmegma [499/687] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:32:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/17/17 13:31:52] Wordy [155/1099] has challenged Shmegma [48/687] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:50:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/17/17 15:32:04] Shmegma [142/687] has challenged Bart [139/748] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:19:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/17/17 16:32:10] Bot [354/673] has challenged Shmegma [446/687] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:38:13 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/17/17 17:16:43] Shmegma [515/687] has challenged Doody [127/1144] in combat and won! 11 days, 13:15:57 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/17/17 17:32:15] Shmegma [154/687] has challenged Anky [577/611] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:39:21 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/17/17 18:32:20] Anky [513/611] has challenged Shmegma [71/687] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:20:57 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/17/17 20:32:31] Shmegma [115/687] has challenged Anky [131/611] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:36:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/18/17 02:33:07] Shmegma [124/687] has challenged dick [1012/1223] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:06:35 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/18/17 06:07:08] Bart, Wordy, and Anky [2054/2461] have team battled Bot, Doody, and Shmegma [2202/2504] and lost! 0 days, 16:50:52 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/17 06:33:29] Shmegma [229/687] has challenged Bart [621/748] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:15:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/18/17 07:33:35] Shmegma [127/687] has challenged Doody [776/1144] in combat and lost! 7 days, 10:14:45 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/18/17 14:34:15] Shmegma [108/687] has challenged Wordy [579/1102] in combat and lost! 8 days, 22:54:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/18/17 18:34:37] Shmegma [316/687] has challenged Bart [57/748] in combat and won! 14 days, 10:20:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/18/17 22:34:59] Bart [253/748] has challenged Shmegma [252/687] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:24:07 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/18/17 23:35:05] Shmegma [670/687] has challenged dick [663/1226] in combat and won! 15 days, 02:39:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/19/17 01:35:18] Doody [112/1149] has challenged Shmegma [488/687] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:18:25 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/19/17 04:11:15] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/17 05:35:40] Doody [432/1149] has challenged Shmegma [49/687] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:52:01 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/19/17 09:36:02] Shmegma [70/687] has challenged Anky [115/599] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:08:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/19/17 10:36:08] Bart [544/748] has challenged Shmegma [416/687] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:00:18 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/19/17 12:36:18] Shmegma [18/687] has challenged Doody [201/1149] in combat and lost! 6 days, 18:43:34 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/19/17 13:36:25] Anky [401/599] has challenged Shmegma [628/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:21:55 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/19/17 13:59:21] squirtingbuffalo, Anky, and Bart [428/1788] have team battled Shmegma, Bot, and Wordy [2020/2462] and lost! 0 days, 15:43:38 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/17 14:40:37] Shmegma discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:09:14 towards level 74.
[09/19/17 17:28:44] Shmegma [46/687] has cum upon Doody [653/1149] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 21:59:45 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/19/17 18:36:53] Shmegma [202/687] has challenged dick [681/1226] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:28:55 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/19/17 21:37:10] Bart [326/748] has challenged Shmegma [431/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:40:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/20/17 00:37:28] Bot [605/673] has challenged Shmegma [683/687] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:00:35 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/20/17 10:38:23] Anky [252/599] has challenged Shmegma [672/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:55 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/20/17 13:38:42] Shmegma [125/687] has challenged Doody [617/1149] in combat and lost! 8 days, 06:49:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/20/17 14:38:48] Shmegma [21/687] has challenged Wordy [583/1102] in combat and lost! 10 days, 07:00:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/20/17 16:38:59] Anky [311/599] has challenged Shmegma [12/687] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:09:40 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/20/17 18:39:11] Bot [405/673] has challenged Shmegma [555/687] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:47:43 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/20/17 20:39:24] Shmegma [559/687] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [234/441] in combat and won! 15 days, 12:58:29 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/21/17 02:39:59] Shmegma [272/687] has challenged Bot [636/673] in combat and lost! 8 days, 18:45:05 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/21/17 06:40:22] Shmegma [375/687] has challenged Bot [210/673] in combat and won! 16 days, 09:25:27 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/21/17 09:29:14] Shmegma discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:15:41 towards level 74.
[09/21/17 12:40:56] Shmegma [248/687] has challenged Anky [184/599] in combat and won! 11 days, 20:53:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/21/17 15:41:12] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/21/17 16:41:18] Bot [458/676] has challenged Shmegma [74/687] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:06:52 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/21/17 17:41:25] Wordy [37/1102] has challenged Shmegma [169/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:09:12 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/21/17 21:41:48] Shmegma [232/687] has challenged Anky [205/599] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:09:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/21/17 22:37:06] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/17 22:41:54] Shmegma [467/687] has challenged Anky [582/599] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:21:43 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/22/17 06:18:34] Shmegma, Wordy, and Bart [370/2537] have team battled Bot, squirtingbuffalo, and Anky [457/1716] and lost! 0 days, 16:10:56 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/17 06:42:39] Shmegma [476/687] has challenged Bot [402/676] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:40:08 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/22/17 08:28:37] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 23 days, 03:42:00 toward level 74.
[09/22/17 11:43:07] Shmegma [609/687] has challenged Bot [74/676] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:02:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/22/17 17:43:42] Bart [35/748] has challenged Shmegma [488/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:41 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/22/17 19:43:54] Shmegma [473/687] has challenged Bart [330/748] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:25:47 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/22/17 21:44:06] Doody [390/1149] has challenged Shmegma [283/687] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:50:11 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/22/17 22:44:12] Shmegma [686/687] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [359/441] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:56:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/23/17 00:44:24] Shmegma [162/687] has challenged Doody [511/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:13:51 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/23/17 01:44:30] Wordy [344/1102] has challenged Shmegma [411/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:30:48 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/23/17 04:44:49] Shmegma [532/687] has challenged Doody [298/1149] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:48:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/23/17 12:23:47] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/23/17 15:45:51] Bart [246/748] has challenged Shmegma [552/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:38:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/23/17 18:46:10] Bot [75/676] has challenged Shmegma [96/687] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:06:28 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/23/17 21:46:26] Shmegma [651/687] has challenged Bart [686/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:46:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/23/17 23:46:38] Shmegma [242/687] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [41/441] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:11:37 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/24/17 02:46:54] Shmegma [643/687] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [40/441] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:12:50 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/24/17 03:47:00] Shmegma [96/687] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [211/441] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/24/17 04:47:06] Shmegma [345/687] has challenged Bot [669/676] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:49:07 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/24/17 06:45:59] Shmegma was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:07:22 from level 74.
[09/24/17 06:47:17] Shmegma [7/687] has challenged Anky [287/601] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:08:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/24/17 13:40:54] Shmegma, Wordy, and Bot [2096/2471] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Doody, and Anky [1924/2191] and won! 0 days, 11:04:28 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/17 13:47:58] Shmegma [14/687] has challenged Bart [499/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:58:34 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/24/17 17:48:19] Bot [653/676] has challenged Shmegma [71/687] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:23:33 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/24/17 19:18:45] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 07:14:57 toward level 74.
[09/24/17 22:48:48] Shmegma [483/687] has challenged Doody [323/1149] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:03:35 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/25/17 00:48:59] Shmegma [20/687] has challenged Anky [314/601] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:08:41 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/25/17 02:33:17] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/17 02:49:10] Shmegma [380/687] has challenged Doody [750/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:09:17 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/25/17 02:49:19] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/25/17 07:49:40] Wordy [837/1108] has challenged Shmegma [339/687] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:46:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/25/17 10:49:57] Shmegma [264/687] has challenged Bart [249/748] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:44 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/25/17 14:50:20] Doody [532/1149] has challenged Shmegma [137/687] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:26:32 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/25/17 15:50:25] Shmegma [169/687] has challenged Bart [233/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:15 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/25/17 18:50:42] Shmegma [625/687] has challenged dick [653/1233] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:51 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/25/17 19:22:09] Shmegma [74/687] has challenged Bart [55/748] in combat and won! 10 days, 10:17:55 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/25/17 23:51:10] squirtingbuffalo [53/441] has challenged Shmegma [649/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:52 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[09/26/17 00:51:15] Bart [554/748] has challenged Shmegma [282/687] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:39:15 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/26/17 01:51:20] Bart [375/748] has challenged Shmegma [336/687] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:20:10 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/26/17 14:31:06] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/17 15:52:41] Shmegma [615/687] has challenged Doody [1053/1149] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:49:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/26/17 16:52:47] Doody [269/1149] has challenged Shmegma [116/687] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:26:56 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/26/17 17:15:46] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/26/17 18:52:58] Shmegma [387/687] has challenged Bart [89/748] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:48:46 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/26/17 21:53:16] Shmegma [474/687] has challenged Bart [308/748] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:21:43 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/27/17 00:53:32] Bart [484/748] has challenged Shmegma [133/687] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:09:28 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/27/17 01:53:38] Shmegma [516/687] has challenged Anky [582/601] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:52:23 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/27/17 02:15:31] Shmegma EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:23:30 from level 75.
[09/27/17 05:54:00] Wordy [502/1108] has challenged Shmegma [78/687] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:37:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/27/17 09:54:25] Shmegma [33/687] has challenged Anky [346/601] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:30:20 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/27/17 15:54:59] Shmegma [93/687] has challenged Doody [428/1149] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:16:05 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/27/17 18:57:40] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/27/17 21:33:59] Doody [1000/1149] has challenged Shmegma [130/687] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:16:16 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/28/17 01:34:23] Shmegma [581/687] has challenged Anky [3/601] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:31:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/28/17 02:34:29] squirtingbuffalo [382/441] has challenged Shmegma [528/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:02:58 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[09/28/17 05:34:48] Shmegma [184/687] has challenged dick [1208/1233] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:09:04 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/28/17 07:35:00] Bot [91/687] has challenged Shmegma [135/687] in combat and lost! 6 days, 13:09:52 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/28/17 13:35:36] Shmegma [358/687] has challenged Wordy [306/1108] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:52:51 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/28/17 15:35:48] Shmegma [121/687] has challenged Wordy [587/1108] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:05:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/29/17 03:37:01] Shmegma [358/691] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [365/441] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:09:54 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/29/17 04:37:08] Shmegma [664/691] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [379/441] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:24:32 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/29/17 11:37:52] squirtingbuffalo [422/441] has challenged Shmegma [603/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:35:17 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[09/29/17 12:44:55] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/29/17 17:38:28] Shmegma [395/691] has challenged Wordy [148/1108] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:11:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/30/17 01:39:17] Shmegma [331/691] has challenged Wordy [239/1108] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:48:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/30/17 02:39:23] Shmegma [483/691] has challenged dick [983/1233] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:14:56 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/30/17 09:08:28] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/17 09:40:07] Bot [450/687] has challenged Shmegma [626/691] in combat and lost! 12 days, 00:09:25 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/30/17 10:40:13] Shmegma [96/691] has challenged Bot [29/687] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:26:42 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/30/17 11:40:20] Bart [167/748] has challenged Shmegma [552/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:10:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/30/17 12:40:26] Shmegma [121/691] has challenged Bot [664/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:31:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/30/17 13:40:32] Wordy [182/1108] has challenged Shmegma [521/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:52:00 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/30/17 15:40:44] Shmegma [194/691] has challenged Doody [148/1149] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:19:19 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/30/17 16:40:51] Shmegma [32/691] has challenged Bart [156/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:08:53 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/30/17 18:41:03] Shmegma [311/691] has challenged Wordy [1006/1108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:17:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/30/17 20:41:16] Anky [528/601] has challenged Shmegma [651/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:27:12 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/30/17 21:41:22] Shmegma [394/691] has challenged Anky [430/601] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:04:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/01/17 01:41:47] Shmegma [584/691] has challenged Bot [477/687] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:34:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/01/17 01:45:14] Shmegma was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:35:37 towards level 75.
[10/01/17 03:41:59] Shmegma [375/691] has challenged Bot [158/687] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:50:10 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/01/17 05:42:11] Shmegma [534/691] has challenged Bart [473/748] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:25:28 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/01/17 07:50:54] Bart, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/01/17 07:51:07] Shmegma [308/691] has cum upon Bart [187/748] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 13:14:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/01/17 12:42:54] Shmegma [489/691] has challenged Anky [235/601] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:20:34 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/01/17 17:43:22] Shmegma [522/691] has challenged Wordy [550/1108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:25:20 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/01/17 23:43:59] Shmegma [503/691] has challenged Bot [455/687] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:16:47 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/02/17 03:44:22] Bart [129/748] has challenged Shmegma [27/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:52:32 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/02/17 04:44:29] Bart [24/748] has challenged Shmegma [680/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:45:55 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/02/17 11:45:13] Shmegma [87/691] has challenged Anky [391/601] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:33:23 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/02/17 12:13:13] Shmegma hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:46 towards level 75.
[10/02/17 18:45:56] Shmegma [155/691] has challenged Bot [192/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:12:43 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/02/17 21:46:14] Doody [553/1149] has challenged Shmegma [676/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:49:37 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/02/17 22:46:21] Shmegma [324/691] has challenged dick [929/1233] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:01:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/02/17 23:46:27] Wordy [168/1108] has challenged Shmegma [93/691] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:35:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/03/17 00:46:33] Shmegma [56/691] has challenged Wordy [1066/1108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:20 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/03/17 15:48:07] Bot [552/687] has challenged Shmegma [150/691] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:29:24 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/03/17 22:48:52] Anky [383/601] has challenged Shmegma [251/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:39:07 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/03/17 23:48:57] squirtingbuffalo [386/446] has challenged Shmegma [281/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:58:16 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[10/03/17 23:54:31] Anky, Doody, and Wordy [965/2858] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Bart, and Shmegma [1702/1885] and lost! 0 days, 08:34:31 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/17 04:35:08] Bot [185/692] has cum upon Shmegma [471/691] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:44:54 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/04/17 04:49:29] Bot [291/692] has challenged Shmegma [339/691] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:11:57 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/04/17 04:56:12] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/17 06:49:42] Anky [318/601] has challenged Shmegma [64/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:00:56 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/04/17 07:25:36] Shmegma found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:29:16 towards level 75.
[10/04/17 08:49:54] Shmegma [84/691] has challenged Bot [476/692] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:53:55 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/04/17 12:50:20] Anky [557/601] has challenged Shmegma [231/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:29:27 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/04/17 17:50:52] Anky [323/601] has challenged Shmegma [48/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:35:42 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/04/17 18:50:58] Shmegma [28/691] has challenged Anky [590/601] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:52:05 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/04/17 20:29:49] Bot, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo [180/1739] have team battled Shmegma, Bart, and Doody [221/2588] and lost! 0 days, 01:50:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/17 20:51:12] Shmegma [454/691] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [77/446] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:15:35 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/04/17 21:03:38] Bot [97/692] has cum upon Shmegma [521/691] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:06:19 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/04/17 21:50:09] Bot [347/692] has cum upon Shmegma [514/691] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:32:18 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/04/17 22:08:23] Bot [42/692] has cum upon Shmegma [418/691] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:39:42 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/04/17 23:51:31] Doody [924/1149] has challenged Shmegma [512/691] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:41:48 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/05/17 05:52:09] Shmegma [152/691] has challenged dick [183/1233] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:08:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/05/17 07:52:21] Wordy [1092/1108] has challenged Shmegma [436/691] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:19:21 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/05/17 11:52:46] Bart [256/748] has challenged Shmegma [209/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:04:29 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/05/17 13:52:59] Shmegma [501/691] has challenged Anky [446/601] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:28:47 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/05/17 21:53:47] Shmegma [248/691] has challenged Bot [685/692] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:42:34 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/05/17 23:53:59] Shmegma [505/691] has challenged Doody [757/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:19:05 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/06/17 01:54:11] Shmegma [69/691] has challenged Wordy [379/1108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:13:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/06/17 05:54:35] Bot [586/692] has challenged Shmegma [41/691] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:13:57 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/06/17 07:54:47] Shmegma [115/691] has challenged Doody [111/1149] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:28:49 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/06/17 13:55:25] Shmegma [371/691] has challenged Bot [631/692] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:55:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/06/17 15:55:36] Bot [497/692] has challenged Shmegma [273/691] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:56:48 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/06/17 16:55:44] Bot [226/692] has challenged Shmegma [140/691] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:02:23 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/06/17 19:56:02] squirtingbuffalo [248/446] has challenged Shmegma [263/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:31:30 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[10/06/17 22:54:09] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/17 00:56:34] Doody [183/1149] has challenged Shmegma [474/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:36:26 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/07/17 06:57:11] Shmegma [390/691] has challenged Bart [183/720] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:58:14 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/07/17 14:41:05] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/17 15:58:08] Wordy [44/1108] has challenged Shmegma [221/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:36:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/07/17 18:58:26] Shmegma [684/691] has challenged Bot [435/692] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:17:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/07/17 22:58:49] Shmegma [359/691] has challenged Wordy [280/1108] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:39:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/08/17 00:59:02] Anky [260/601] has challenged Shmegma [622/691] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:36:44 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/08/17 03:59:20] Bot [568/692] has challenged Shmegma [110/691] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:38:35 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/08/17 07:15:02] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/08/17 09:59:57] Doody [37/1149] has challenged Shmegma [235/691] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:05:33 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/08/17 12:00:09] Shmegma [644/691] has challenged Bart [50/720] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:24:15 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/08/17 13:04:04] Shmegma [397/691] has cum upon Bart [639/720] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:42:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/08/17 14:00:22] Anky [487/597] has challenged Shmegma [532/691] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:09:08 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/08/17 23:01:18] Wordy [443/1150] has challenged Shmegma [300/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:08:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/09/17 02:41:14] squirtingbuffalo [81/505] has cum upon Shmegma [267/691] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:25 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[10/09/17 03:01:43] Shmegma [344/691] has challenged dick [740/1279] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:43:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/09/17 09:02:20] Wordy [934/1150] has challenged Shmegma [112/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:52:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/09/17 15:02:58] Bot [443/662] has challenged Shmegma [178/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:55:05 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/09/17 16:03:04] Bart [234/720] has challenged Shmegma [62/691] in combat and won! 11 days, 21:51:38 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/09/17 18:03:16] Shmegma [128/691] has challenged Doody [352/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:29:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/09/17 23:03:47] Shmegma [474/691] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [357/641] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:04:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/10/17 04:04:15] Wordy [201/1152] has challenged Shmegma [238/691] in combat and lost! 7 days, 20:44:51 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/10/17 06:57:35] Bot, Wordy, and Bart [2074/2534] have team battled Anky, Doody, and Shmegma [7/2437] and won! 0 days, 12:38:45 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/17 07:04:36] Doody [764/1149] has challenged Shmegma [247/691] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:22:32 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/10/17 09:04:46] Shmegma [204/691] has challenged Bot [332/662] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:08:25 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/10/17 12:05:05] Shmegma [294/691] has challenged Doody [658/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:40:45 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/10/17 16:05:31] Anky [66/597] has challenged Shmegma [647/691] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:51:59 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/10/17 17:05:37] Doody [253/1149] has challenged Shmegma [633/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:46:51 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/10/17 18:05:43] Shmegma [200/691] has challenged Wordy [731/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:58:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/10/17 19:05:48] Shmegma [495/691] has challenged dick [566/1282] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:59:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/11/17 06:06:59] Shmegma [74/691] has challenged Anky [379/597] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:52:46 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/11/17 09:07:18] Shmegma [478/691] has challenged Bot [256/662] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:53:20 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/11/17 11:07:30] Bot [288/662] has challenged Shmegma [161/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:09:23 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/11/17 15:07:55] Wordy [929/1152] has challenged Shmegma [448/691] in combat and won! 9 days, 14:56:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/11/17 17:08:08] Anky [181/597] has challenged Shmegma [226/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:52:19 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/12/17 00:37:31] Anky [377/597] has challenged Shmegma [380/691] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:59:14 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/12/17 01:37:38] Bart [678/720] has challenged Shmegma [158/691] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:12:48 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/12/17 02:37:45] squirtingbuffalo [77/641] has challenged Shmegma [320/691] in combat and lost! 7 days, 13:11:09 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[10/12/17 12:38:46] Shmegma [275/691] has challenged Doody [425/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:57:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/12/17 13:38:52] Shmegma [629/691] has challenged Wordy [308/1152] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:53:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/12/17 14:38:59] Shmegma [533/691] has challenged Bot [341/662] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:59:52 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/12/17 15:39:05] Bot [516/662] has challenged Shmegma [299/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:10:28 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/12/17 17:39:17] Shmegma [71/691] has challenged Wordy [702/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:06:46 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/13/17 00:38:30] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/17 00:40:00] Shmegma [669/691] has challenged Bart [399/720] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:44:11 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/13/17 01:40:06] Anky [494/597] has challenged Shmegma [74/691] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:13:51 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/13/17 05:40:33] Wordy [540/1152] has challenged Shmegma [453/691] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:27:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/13/17 07:40:45] Shmegma [12/691] has challenged Anky [265/597] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:12:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/13/17 08:40:50] Shmegma [179/691] has challenged Anky [326/597] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:24:23 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/13/17 09:28:56] Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Doody [2341/2942] have team battled Bot, Shmegma, and Bart [1020/2073] and won! 1 day, 02:26:22 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/17 10:41:03] Shmegma [410/691] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [611/641] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:31:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/13/17 10:58:27] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 12:19:24 toward level 75.
[10/13/17 11:07:49] Shmegma was gang raped at a Furry convention. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:30:02 from level 75.
[10/13/17 11:41:10] Shmegma [673/691] has challenged Wordy [629/1152] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:11:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/13/17 16:41:41] Shmegma [342/691] has challenged Doody [950/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:10:24 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/13/17 16:53:04] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/13/17 16:56:04] Shmegma [5/691] has cum upon Wordy [729/1152] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:47:17 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/13/17 20:42:07] Shmegma [596/691] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [76/641] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:08:30 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/13/17 21:42:12] squirtingbuffalo [339/641] has challenged Shmegma [50/691] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:54:40 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[10/13/17 22:42:19] Doody [311/1149] has challenged Shmegma [92/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:01:21 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/14/17 04:42:56] Bot [575/662] has challenged Shmegma [421/691] in combat and won! 11 days, 06:56:17 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/14/17 04:46:27] Anky, Bot, and Bart [770/1979] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Doody, and Shmegma [2270/2481] and lost! 0 days, 21:48:56 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/17 06:25:37] Shmegma grew a third nipple! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:21 towards level 75.
[10/14/17 08:32:53] Shmegma [448/691] has challenged dick [100/1282] in combat and won! 13 days, 05:40:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/14/17 10:43:33] Shmegma [562/691] has challenged Wordy [1071/1152] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:32:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/14/17 12:00:57] Shmegma [286/691] has cum upon Anky [400/597] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:36:31 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/14/17 15:24:06] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/14/17 16:44:12] Bart [431/720] has challenged Shmegma [22/691] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:09:09 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/14/17 17:01:52] squirtingbuffalo [134/641] has cum upon Shmegma [35/691] and taken them in the face! 8 days, 05:39:59 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[10/15/17 07:26:32] squirtingbuffalo [517/641] has cum upon Shmegma [252/691] and taken them in the face! 6 days, 12:58:54 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[10/15/17 15:46:38] Shmegma [166/691] has challenged Wordy [331/1152] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:02:06 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/15/17 18:46:57] squirtingbuffalo [159/641] has challenged Shmegma [483/691] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:05:00 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[10/15/17 22:47:20] Shmegma [672/691] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [378/641] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:48:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/16/17 00:47:34] Doody [353/1149] has challenged Shmegma [504/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:47:31 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/16/17 05:48:05] Doody [655/1149] has challenged Shmegma [679/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:01:40 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/16/17 08:48:23] Shmegma [583/691] has challenged Doody [427/1149] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:08:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/16/17 12:48:48] Wordy [102/1152] has challenged Shmegma [326/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:52:23 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/16/17 18:49:25] Doody [167/1149] has challenged Shmegma [531/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:14:33 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/16/17 19:49:32] Shmegma [65/691] has challenged dick [791/1282] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:20:11 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/16/17 22:56:25] Shmegma sharpened the edge of her weapon! Shmegma's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/16/17 23:17:28] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/17/17 01:50:10] Bot [649/662] has challenged Shmegma [244/710] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:50:17 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/17/17 03:50:24] Shmegma [699/710] has challenged Bart [89/720] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:04:45 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/17/17 07:50:49] Shmegma [560/710] has challenged Anky [101/597] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:18:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/17/17 08:50:55] Shmegma [87/710] has challenged Wordy [14/1152] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:41:50 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/17/17 13:51:27] Shmegma [695/710] has challenged dick [106/1282] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:45:21 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/17/17 14:51:34] Bart [446/720] has challenged Shmegma [162/710] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:36:19 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/17/17 18:51:59] Bot [568/662] has challenged Shmegma [588/710] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:44:36 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/17/17 20:35:28] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/18/17 03:52:55] Shmegma [322/710] has challenged Bot [647/662] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:23:33 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/18/17 05:16:10] Anky [526/597] has challenged Shmegma [134/710] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:59:09 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/18/17 09:53:35] Shmegma [65/710] has challenged Anky [524/597] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:37:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/18/17 10:38:22] Wordy [994/1152] has challenged Shmegma [327/710] in combat and won! 13 days, 04:08:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/18/17 10:53:41] Shmegma [153/710] has challenged dick [311/1282] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:05:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/18/17 11:41:28] Shmegma bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:53:54 towards level 76.
[10/18/17 11:53:47] Doody [323/1149] has challenged Shmegma [367/710] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:13:36 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/18/17 12:14:07] Bart, Doody, and Shmegma [825/2579] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Bot, and Wordy [1391/2455] and lost! 0 days, 19:10:14 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/17 17:54:24] Shmegma [556/710] has challenged dick [720/1282] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:37:43 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/18/17 18:54:31] Wordy [671/1152] has challenged Shmegma [526/710] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:38:29 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/18/17 21:07:18] Shmegma, Anky, and Bot [1567/1969] have team battled Bart, Wordy, and Doody [593/3021] and won! 3 days, 02:34:13 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/17 22:54:56] Bot [184/662] has challenged Shmegma [468/710] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:38:55 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/19/17 00:55:08] Anky [237/597] has challenged Shmegma [696/710] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:39:50 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/19/17 01:55:14] Anky [127/597] has challenged Shmegma [199/710] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:25:48 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/19/17 03:55:27] Shmegma [367/710] has challenged Doody [245/1149] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:20:29 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/19/17 04:55:35] Shmegma [154/710] has challenged Wordy [693/1152] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:18:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/19/17 11:56:19] Shmegma [23/710] has challenged Anky [67/597] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:15:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/19/17 13:16:10] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 7 days, 19:52:59 toward level 76.
[10/19/17 16:56:51] Doody [936/1149] has challenged Shmegma [108/710] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:04:57 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/19/17 19:57:11] Wordy [767/1152] has challenged Shmegma [354/710] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:54:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/19/17 23:57:37] Shmegma [261/710] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [294/641] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:18:53 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/20/17 00:57:44] Shmegma [637/710] has challenged dick [1067/1282] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:14:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/20/17 01:57:50] Shmegma [236/710] has challenged Doody [721/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:44:46 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/20/17 03:58:02] Shmegma [412/710] has challenged Bot [599/662] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:44:04 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/20/17 05:58:14] Shmegma [474/710] has challenged dick [1086/1282] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/20/17 06:58:21] Shmegma [261/710] has challenged Bart [192/720] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:06:21 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/20/17 07:58:27] Bot [113/662] has challenged Shmegma [537/710] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:50:08 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/20/17 09:58:39] Wordy [85/1152] has challenged Shmegma [127/710] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:28:32 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/20/17 10:58:45] Shmegma [179/710] has challenged Bart [368/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:08:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/20/17 11:58:51] Shmegma [470/710] has challenged Bart [11/720] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:10:50 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/20/17 13:59:02] Shmegma [452/710] has challenged dick [277/1282] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:54:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/20/17 22:59:58] Anky [399/586] has challenged Shmegma [276/710] in combat and won! 11 days, 13:58:32 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/21/17 00:00:04] Bart [183/720] has challenged Shmegma [670/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:07:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/21/17 01:00:09] squirtingbuffalo [99/641] has challenged Shmegma [424/710] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:10:04 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[10/21/17 03:00:23] Shmegma [320/710] has challenged Bart [555/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:45:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/21/17 08:00:54] Anky [449/586] has challenged Shmegma [581/710] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:40:12 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/21/17 09:01:00] Shmegma [365/710] has challenged Bart [517/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:16:14 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/21/17 10:01:07] Doody [192/1149] has challenged Shmegma [507/710] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:09:24 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/21/17 16:01:44] Anky [185/586] has challenged Shmegma [656/710] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:12:34 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/21/17 21:02:14] Shmegma [495/710] has challenged Anky [16/586] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:20:44 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/22/17 00:02:34] squirtingbuffalo [479/641] has challenged Shmegma [196/710] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:32:55 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[10/22/17 01:23:05] Shmegma found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:39:18 towards level 76.
[10/22/17 02:02:48] Bart [603/720] has challenged Shmegma [684/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/22/17 04:03:01] Bart [182/720] has challenged Shmegma [580/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/22/17 06:03:14] Shmegma [290/710] has challenged Bot [14/662] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:45:37 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/22/17 08:03:27] Bart [483/720] has challenged Shmegma [160/710] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:32:20 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/22/17 11:49:38] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/17 16:04:17] squirtingbuffalo [481/641] has challenged Shmegma [284/710] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:11:26 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[10/22/17 17:04:23] Shmegma [614/710] has challenged Bot [493/662] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:28:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/23/17 05:05:42] Shmegma [160/710] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [425/641] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:18:42 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/23/17 07:05:55] Doody [864/1115] has challenged Shmegma [161/710] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:08:24 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/23/17 09:06:07] Shmegma [306/710] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [607/641] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:36:33 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/23/17 09:58:49] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/23/17 10:20:44] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/17 07:08:29] Shmegma [386/710] has challenged dick [1241/1282] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:02:30 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/24/17 09:08:42] Shmegma [280/710] has challenged Anky [337/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:44:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/24/17 15:09:18] squirtingbuffalo [461/641] has challenged Shmegma [433/710] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:13:13 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[10/24/17 16:09:26] Wordy [1065/1152] has challenged Shmegma [615/710] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:48:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/24/17 18:40:00] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/17 19:09:45] Shmegma [102/710] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [25/641] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:37:58 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/24/17 23:10:10] Bot [105/711] has challenged Shmegma [437/710] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:30:22 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/24/17 23:39:59] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/17 00:07:14] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/17 02:38:08] Shmegma bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:28:25 towards level 76.
[10/25/17 03:10:35] Bart [50/669] has challenged Shmegma [681/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:26:04 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/25/17 07:32:03] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/25/17 07:32:39] Shmegma [102/710] has cum upon Wordy [47/1152] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 09:41:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/25/17 11:11:25] Shmegma [2/710] has challenged Doody [953/1115] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:51:35 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/25/17 13:33:31] Shmegma got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:17:32 from level 76.
[10/25/17 16:11:56] Bart [302/669] has challenged Shmegma [491/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:04:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/25/17 19:12:13] Shmegma [360/710] has challenged Wordy [47/1152] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:50:45 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/25/17 23:12:37] Bot [549/711] has challenged Shmegma [59/710] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:26:52 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/26/17 02:12:56] Shmegma [560/710] has challenged Wordy [119/1152] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:04:27 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/26/17 02:32:52] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/26/17 05:43:48] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/17 07:13:26] Anky [354/623] has challenged Shmegma [235/710] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:18:35 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/26/17 09:13:38] Shmegma [229/710] has challenged Wordy [551/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:29:08 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/26/17 13:14:03] Shmegma [327/710] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [291/641] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:08:02 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/26/17 13:59:38] Shmegma [338/794] has challenged Bart [318/669] in combat and won! 11 days, 10:06:08 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/26/17 17:00:05] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 37 days, 19:58:31 toward level 77.
[10/26/17 19:14:40] Shmegma [24/794] has challenged Bart [233/669] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:15:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/26/17 22:14:58] Doody [1038/1115] has challenged Shmegma [265/794] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:10:13 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/27/17 05:15:42] Bart [436/669] has challenged Shmegma [460/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:15:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/27/17 05:35:44] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/27/17 06:15:49] Shmegma [585/794] has challenged dick [1090/1282] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:54:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/27/17 08:16:01] Shmegma [534/794] has challenged Bot [202/711] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:46:08 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/27/17 09:16:08] Shmegma [741/794] has challenged Wordy [194/1152] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:38:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/27/17 12:16:27] Shmegma [277/794] has challenged Bart [293/669] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:33:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/27/17 15:16:45] Shmegma [375/794] has challenged Anky [369/623] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:52:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/27/17 19:17:10] Shmegma [307/794] has challenged Bot [156/711] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:50:10 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/27/17 20:37:01] Bot [139/711] has cum upon Shmegma [503/794] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:06:03 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/27/17 21:17:23] Shmegma [658/794] has challenged Wordy [280/1152] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:04:20 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/27/17 22:43:47] Bart, Bot, and Shmegma [449/2174] have team battled Doody, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo [1581/2379] and lost! 0 days, 00:14:21 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/17 06:18:19] Shmegma [90/794] has challenged dick [1096/1282] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:45:04 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/28/17 07:42:35] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/28/17 12:01:00] squirtingbuffalo [545/641] has cum upon Shmegma [323/794] and taken them in the face! 3 days, 23:36:16 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[10/28/17 12:18:59] Anky [0/623] has challenged Shmegma [225/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:20:59 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/28/17 13:19:05] Bart [468/669] has challenged Shmegma [378/794] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:38:26 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/28/17 22:20:03] Shmegma [488/794] has challenged Bot [103/711] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:06:48 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/29/17 01:20:22] Shmegma [46/794] has challenged Anky [153/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:20:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/29/17 06:20:54] Shmegma [357/794] has challenged Bot [115/711] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:54:39 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/29/17 11:21:27] Shmegma [649/794] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [567/641] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:36:33 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/29/17 16:21:57] Bart [329/669] has challenged Shmegma [630/794] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:10:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/29/17 18:30:17] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/29/17 20:22:23] Shmegma [536/794] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [527/641] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:16:02 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/30/17 01:22:56] Shmegma [701/794] has challenged Bart [179/669] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:57:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/30/17 02:23:03] Shmegma [107/794] has challenged Wordy [101/1152] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:41:13 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/30/17 04:23:16] Shmegma [272/794] has challenged Anky [60/623] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:26:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/30/17 05:23:22] Shmegma [88/794] has challenged Doody [357/1115] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:43:26 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/30/17 07:23:34] Shmegma [326/794] has challenged dick [551/1282] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:36:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/30/17 10:23:55] Doody [947/1115] has challenged Shmegma [673/794] in combat and won! 9 days, 02:47:51 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/30/17 16:24:34] Shmegma [767/794] has challenged dick [508/1282] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:07:23 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/30/17 17:24:41] Shmegma [422/794] has challenged Bart [302/669] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:28:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/30/17 17:51:59] Wordy, Bot, and Anky [2230/2486] have team battled Shmegma, Bart, and Doody [1419/2578] and won! 1 day, 03:49:00 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/17 18:24:47] Wordy [1030/1152] has challenged Shmegma [452/794] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:05:22 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/30/17 22:25:13] Shmegma [122/794] has challenged Wordy [102/1152] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:12:06 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/31/17 02:25:39] Wordy [724/1152] has challenged Shmegma [579/794] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:22:53 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/31/17 02:54:25] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/31/17 08:26:16] Shmegma [738/794] has challenged dick [743/1282] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:10:15 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/31/17 17:27:14] Shmegma [529/794] has challenged Bart [468/669] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:31:36 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/31/17 20:27:32] Shmegma [676/794] has challenged dick [265/1282] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:51:59 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/31/17 21:16:11] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/31/17 21:27:39] Shmegma [97/794] has challenged Anky [386/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:25:55 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/31/17 22:27:45] Shmegma [687/794] has challenged dick [516/1282] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:50:45 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/31/17 23:27:52] Shmegma [440/794] has challenged Bart [59/669] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:24:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/01/17 01:26:28] Shmegma [240/794] has challenged Anky [13/623] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:10:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/01/17 04:28:23] Wordy [18/1152] has challenged Shmegma [420/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:01:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/01/17 08:28:49] Shmegma [343/794] has challenged Doody [170/1115] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:43:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/01/17 12:29:13] Shmegma [448/794] has challenged Bot [525/711] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:02:31 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/01/17 13:29:19] Shmegma [482/794] has challenged Doody [358/1115] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:42:28 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/01/17 16:29:39] Shmegma [402/794] has challenged Anky [411/623] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:07:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/01/17 17:51:39] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/17 19:30:00] Shmegma [217/794] has challenged Bot [261/711] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:29:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/02/17 00:48:32] Bart, Doody, and Wordy [1924/2936] have team battled Anky, Shmegma, and Bot [1027/2128] and won! 2 days, 00:30:44 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/17 05:31:02] Bot [621/711] has challenged Shmegma [219/794] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:24:20 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/02/17 05:31:02] In the lemon party, Shmegma dropped her level 104 amulet! Bot picks it up, tossing her old level 53 amulet to Shmegma.
[11/02/17 07:31:13] Bart [247/669] has challenged Shmegma [187/738] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:47:04 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/02/17 12:31:44] Shmegma [60/738] has challenged Doody [304/1115] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:33:45 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/02/17 18:37:42] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/02/17 20:53:46] Shmegma [92/738] has cum upon Doody [649/1115] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:56:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/02/17 22:32:43] Doody [293/1115] has challenged Shmegma [385/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:35:12 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/02/17 23:32:50] Bart [637/669] has challenged Shmegma [447/738] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:34:13 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/03/17 00:32:58] Shmegma [576/738] has challenged Anky [77/623] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:58:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/03/17 05:33:29] Shmegma [461/738] has challenged dick [872/1282] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:25:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/03/17 06:33:35] Doody [547/1115] has challenged Shmegma [547/738] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:26:38 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/03/17 08:33:49] Shmegma [379/738] has challenged Doody [573/1115] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:01:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/03/17 13:34:21] Anky [150/623] has challenged Shmegma [81/738] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:32:34 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/03/17 15:09:37] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/17 15:19:23] Shmegma [240/738] has cum upon Bart [579/669] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:18:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/03/17 17:34:46] Anky [560/623] has challenged Shmegma [257/738] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:14:24 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/03/17 19:44:21] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/03/17 20:35:05] Doody [625/1115] has challenged Shmegma [168/738] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:15:43 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/03/17 21:35:11] Shmegma [682/738] has challenged Wordy [866/1152] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:40:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/04/17 00:28:10] Bot [8/762] has challenged Shmegma [362/738] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:26:25 is added to Bot's clock.
[11/04/17 07:36:12] Doody [593/1115] has challenged Shmegma [726/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:15 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/04/17 09:36:25] Anky [79/623] has challenged Shmegma [388/738] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:29:37 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/04/17 12:36:42] Wordy [339/1152] has challenged Shmegma [179/738] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:52:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/04/17 13:06:39] Shmegma caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:36:09 towards level 78.
[11/04/17 17:37:14] Shmegma [197/738] has challenged Bot [349/762] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:54:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/04/17 18:37:20] Shmegma [117/738] has challenged Doody [302/1115] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:56:21 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/04/17 20:37:32] Shmegma [320/738] has challenged dick [1109/1282] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:35:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/04/17 22:31:32] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/05/17 00:37:57] Shmegma [511/738] has challenged Wordy [794/1152] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:32:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/05/17 02:38:15] Shmegma [331/738] has challenged Anky [613/623] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:00:24 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/05/17 03:32:21] Wordy [995/1152] has challenged Shmegma [670/738] in combat and won! 14 days, 06:49:46 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/05/17 03:48:50] Shmegma [454/738] has cum upon Wordy [706/1152] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:04:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/05/17 12:39:19] Wordy [409/1152] has challenged Shmegma [584/738] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:30:41 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/05/17 13:39:25] Shmegma [566/738] has challenged Bot [751/762] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:36:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/05/17 16:36:11] Shmegma [496/738] has cum upon Wordy [882/1152] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 16:24:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/05/17 16:39:44] Doody [139/1115] has challenged Shmegma [33/738] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:48:02 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/05/17 20:40:11] Shmegma [555/738] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [69/641] in combat and won! 10 days, 00:33:02 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/05/17 21:40:18] Shmegma [728/738] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [65/641] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:54:08 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/05/17 23:40:31] Shmegma [480/738] has challenged Bart [600/669] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:13:06 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/06/17 03:40:56] Bart [551/669] has challenged Shmegma [464/738] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:52:18 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/06/17 04:41:02] squirtingbuffalo [580/641] has challenged Shmegma [370/738] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:52:19 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/06/17 17:21:49] Shmegma [213/738] has cum upon Anky [542/623] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:33:05 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/06/17 17:42:24] Shmegma [324/738] has challenged Bot [619/762] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:52:20 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/06/17 18:13:33] Shmegma was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:50:45 towards level 78.
[11/06/17 18:42:30] Shmegma [652/738] has challenged Doody [694/1115] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:54:07 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/06/17 20:42:43] Shmegma [1/738] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [295/641] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:58:05 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/06/17 21:42:50] Anky [254/623] has challenged Shmegma [535/738] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:33:38 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/06/17 23:27:13] Bart, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/06/17 23:43:03] Shmegma [212/738] has challenged Bot [582/762] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:11:20 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/07/17 02:43:20] Shmegma [146/738] has challenged Doody [53/1115] in combat and won! 10 days, 10:36:53 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/07/17 03:43:27] Bot [209/762] has challenged Shmegma [684/738] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:34:10 is added to Bot's clock.
[11/08/17 08:46:37] Doody [640/1086] has challenged Shmegma [15/738] in combat and won! 11 days, 08:20:49 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/08/17 10:13:37] Anky, Bot, and Wordy [1074/2540] have team battled Doody, squirtingbuffalo, and Shmegma [1538/2471] and lost! 5 days, 14:19:43 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/17 11:32:28] Shmegma had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:39:21 towards level 78.
[11/08/17 12:47:03] Shmegma [0/738] has challenged Wordy [189/1155] in combat and lost! 7 days, 08:16:05 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/08/17 13:47:09] Bot [631/762] has challenged Shmegma [542/738] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:44:45 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/08/17 14:47:16] Wordy [724/1155] has challenged Shmegma [698/738] in combat and won! 15 days, 21:25:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/08/17 19:47:45] Shmegma [607/738] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [101/647] in combat and won! 10 days, 22:06:19 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/08/17 21:47:58] Doody [1083/1086] has challenged Shmegma [347/738] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:20:06 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/09/17 05:48:48] Shmegma [41/738] has challenged Anky [224/899] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:36:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/09/17 06:48:54] Shmegma [14/738] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [128/647] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:08:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/09/17 08:49:07] Wordy [691/1155] has challenged Shmegma [160/738] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:41:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/09/17 09:49:13] Shmegma [23/738] has challenged Doody [307/835] in combat and lost! 7 days, 11:42:56 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/09/17 10:49:19] Anky [389/899] has challenged Shmegma [276/738] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:29:36 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/09/17 14:49:44] Bart [189/656] has challenged Shmegma [554/738] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:46:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/09/17 16:18:26] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/09/17 16:49:57] Wordy [1070/1155] has challenged Shmegma [620/738] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:59:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/09/17 19:50:16] Shmegma [675/738] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [224/647] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:16:33 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/10/17 02:50:58] Shmegma [577/738] has challenged Anky [633/899] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:50:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/10/17 04:51:11] Bot [82/762] has challenged Shmegma [490/738] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:49:02 is added to Bot's clock.
[11/10/17 08:51:37] Anky [449/899] has challenged Shmegma [163/738] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:55:22 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/10/17 09:51:43] Shmegma [438/738] has challenged dick [885/1285] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:25:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/10/17 15:52:21] Doody [290/835] has challenged Shmegma [378/738] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:42:36 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/10/17 20:52:53] Shmegma [556/738] has challenged Wordy [501/1155] in combat and won! 11 days, 18:48:06 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/11/17 01:53:23] Shmegma [278/738] has challenged dick [776/1285] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:55:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/11/17 05:53:49] Shmegma [7/738] has challenged Bot [475/762] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:06:41 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/11/17 06:53:55] Wordy [920/1155] has challenged Shmegma [427/738] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:04:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/11/17 07:54:02] Shmegma [510/738] has challenged Doody [324/835] in combat and won! 11 days, 15:14:41 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/11/17 12:54:32] Shmegma [7/738] has challenged Doody [537/835] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:19:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/11/17 15:54:52] Shmegma [427/738] has challenged Bot [154/762] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:37:50 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/11/17 17:55:05] Wordy [885/1155] has challenged Shmegma [392/738] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:58:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/11/17 18:55:11] Doody [693/835] has challenged Shmegma [42/738] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:22:26 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/11/17 22:55:35] Shmegma [147/738] has challenged dick [751/1285] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:15:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/12/17 22:58:04] Shmegma [627/738] has challenged Bot [481/762] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:48:47 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/12/17 23:58:10] Doody [208/835] has challenged Shmegma [386/738] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:27:23 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/13/17 01:58:23] Bot [17/762] has challenged Shmegma [228/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:52:47 is added to Bot's clock.
[11/13/17 02:58:29] Wordy [32/1155] has challenged Shmegma [106/738] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:38:28 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/13/17 11:59:27] Shmegma [716/738] has challenged Bot [277/762] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:28:57 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/13/17 15:59:53] Shmegma [179/738] has challenged Anky [709/899] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:44:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/13/17 17:00:00] Shmegma [49/738] has challenged dick [118/1307] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:24:55 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/13/17 20:00:19] Shmegma [127/738] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [329/647] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:10:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/13/17 21:00:27] Shmegma [33/738] has challenged Wordy [981/1175] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:12:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/14/17 05:35:33] Bot [238/762] has challenged Shmegma [204/738] in combat and won! 12 days, 09:13:46 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/14/17 14:02:17] Shmegma [468/738] has challenged dick [1087/1307] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:17:31 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/14/17 16:02:30] Shmegma [555/738] has challenged Bart [454/632] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:41:43 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/14/17 17:02:37] Shmegma [72/738] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [454/647] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:21:21 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/14/17 19:02:48] Shmegma [22/738] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [455/647] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:34:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/14/17 21:14:03] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/15/17 03:03:42] Shmegma [326/738] has challenged Doody [455/835] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:39:05 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/15/17 03:57:00] Shmegma [630/738] has cum upon Wordy [540/1175] and taken them in the face! 9 days, 22:31:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/15/17 04:03:48] Shmegma [340/738] has challenged Doody [780/835] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:41:40 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/15/17 16:05:04] Bot [624/762] has challenged Shmegma [138/738] in combat and won! 9 days, 06:08:37 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/15/17 19:05:23] squirtingbuffalo [548/662] has challenged Shmegma [304/738] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:21:03 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/15/17 20:05:30] Bot [466/762] has challenged Shmegma [310/738] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:02:33 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/15/17 22:05:43] Doody [255/835] has challenged Shmegma [227/738] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:39:18 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/16/17 01:06:02] squirtingbuffalo [487/662] has challenged Shmegma [161/738] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:40:56 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/16/17 03:06:15] Shmegma [350/738] has challenged Anky [614/899] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:19:17 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/16/17 04:06:20] Shmegma [423/738] has challenged dick [542/1307] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:57:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/16/17 10:06:58] Shmegma [732/738] has challenged Anky [252/899] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:33:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/16/17 10:06:58] Shmegma has dealt Anky a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:52:16 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/16/17 12:07:11] Bot [736/762] has challenged Shmegma [182/738] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:29:44 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/16/17 13:07:16] Bart [52/632] has challenged Shmegma [400/738] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:44:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/16/17 13:36:23] Shmegma [494/738] has cum upon Anky [817/899] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:52:38 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/16/17 20:18:44] Wordy [1071/1175] has challenged Shmegma [511/738] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:49:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/16/17 21:18:50] Bart [398/632] has challenged Shmegma [720/738] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:28:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/17/17 02:19:22] Anky [502/899] has challenged Shmegma [698/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:28:43 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/17/17 03:19:28] Anky [806/899] has challenged Shmegma [357/738] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:44:06 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/17/17 09:20:07] Shmegma [11/738] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [182/662] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:05:43 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/17/17 15:20:45] squirtingbuffalo [186/662] has challenged Shmegma [690/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:36:32 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/17/17 18:21:03] Doody [55/827] has challenged Shmegma [142/738] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:06:56 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/17/17 21:21:21] Anky [203/899] has challenged Shmegma [131/738] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:05:44 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/17/17 21:21:21] Anky has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 10 days, 20:15:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/17/17 22:21:28] Doody [312/827] has challenged Shmegma [655/738] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:32:47 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/18/17 03:21:58] Shmegma [156/738] has challenged Wordy [264/1175] in combat and lost! 8 days, 02:53:11 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/18/17 08:22:28] squirtingbuffalo [264/662] has challenged Shmegma [293/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:28:20 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/18/17 09:22:33] Bot [446/762] has challenged Shmegma [19/738] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:22:36 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/18/17 16:10:20] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/18/17 17:23:21] Wordy [1123/1175] has challenged Shmegma [626/738] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:44:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/18/17 18:23:28] Wordy [788/1175] has challenged Shmegma [4/738] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:13:32 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/18/17 19:23:34] Bot [560/762] has challenged Shmegma [9/738] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:36:43 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/18/17 20:23:40] Shmegma [234/738] has challenged Bot [678/762] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:02:16 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/18/17 21:23:47] Shmegma [594/738] has challenged Anky [294/899] in combat and won! 10 days, 12:21:01 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/18/17 22:23:53] Shmegma [491/738] has challenged Wordy [832/1175] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:43:38 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/18/17 23:23:59] squirtingbuffalo [421/662] has challenged Shmegma [452/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:36:27 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/19/17 01:09:58] Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Shmegma [57/2575] have team battled Anky, Bot, and Doody [1820/2488] and lost! 0 days, 08:56:43 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/17 01:24:11] Anky [96/899] has challenged Shmegma [235/738] in combat and lost! 7 days, 12:31:01 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/19/17 03:24:24] Bart [585/632] has challenged Shmegma [345/738] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:26:15 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/19/17 09:25:01] Wordy [492/1176] has challenged Shmegma [483/738] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:36:47 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/19/17 12:25:19] Anky [706/899] has challenged Shmegma [168/738] in combat and won! 14 days, 08:00:24 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/19/17 14:25:31] Shmegma [444/738] has challenged Bart [559/631] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:27:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/19/17 15:45:06] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/19/17 15:53:25] Wordy, Bot, and squirtingbuffalo [584/2600] have team battled Anky, Doody, and Shmegma [1831/2464] and lost! 0 days, 05:25:22 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/17 17:29:52] Doody, Bot, and Anky [1798/2488] have team battled Bart, Wordy, and Shmegma [811/2545] and won! 3 days, 20:40:48 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/17 19:26:02] Bot [723/762] has challenged Shmegma [28/738] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:04:08 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/19/17 20:26:07] Shmegma [508/738] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [433/662] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:30:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/19/17 23:26:27] Shmegma [362/738] has challenged dick [29/1308] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:50:06 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/20/17 03:26:52] Shmegma [41/738] has challenged Wordy [24/1176] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:06:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/20/17 06:27:11] Anky [799/899] has challenged Shmegma [688/738] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:26:39 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/20/17 08:27:24] Shmegma [509/738] has challenged Doody [417/827] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:26:42 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/20/17 09:27:30] Wordy [852/1176] has challenged Shmegma [549/738] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:08:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/20/17 12:53:02] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/20/17 13:09:19] squirtingbuffalo [264/662] has challenged Shmegma [134/738] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:44:58 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/20/17 13:27:57] Anky [463/899] has challenged Shmegma [633/738] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:19:53 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/20/17 13:31:42] Shmegma [521/738] has cum upon Wordy [761/1176] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:26:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/20/17 16:20:42] Wordy [272/1176] has challenged Shmegma [207/738] in combat and won! 14 days, 11:23:22 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/20/17 17:28:22] Shmegma [306/738] has challenged Wordy [201/1176] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:24:09 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/20/17 18:28:28] Shmegma [242/738] has challenged dick [740/1308] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:08:47 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/20/17 20:28:41] Shmegma [604/738] has challenged Bart [489/631] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:02:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/20/17 21:28:47] Wordy [787/1176] has challenged Shmegma [288/738] in combat and won! 11 days, 16:24:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/21/17 00:29:07] squirtingbuffalo [583/662] has challenged Shmegma [716/738] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:15:50 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/21/17 04:29:34] Anky [216/904] has challenged Shmegma [642/738] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:35:20 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/21/17 05:29:40] Shmegma [506/738] has challenged Bot [463/762] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:40:52 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/21/17 11:30:19] Shmegma [542/738] has challenged dick [823/1308] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:19:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/21/17 15:55:28] Shmegma [568/738] has cum upon Doody [33/827] and taken them in the face! 2 days, 15:37:15 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/21/17 19:16:24] Shmegma [193/738] has cum upon Doody [79/827] and taken them in the face! 2 days, 02:13:37 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/21/17 19:31:10] Shmegma [595/738] has challenged Bart [128/631] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:06:45 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/21/17 22:31:30] Shmegma [683/738] has challenged dick [1250/1308] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:21:16 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/21/17 23:31:36] Bart [377/631] has challenged Shmegma [299/738] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:36:31 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/22/17 00:31:42] Bart [27/631] has challenged Shmegma [330/738] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:33:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/22/17 03:32:00] Bot [144/762] has challenged Shmegma [448/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:45:32 is added to Bot's clock.
[11/22/17 07:32:26] Shmegma [647/738] has challenged Doody [610/827] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:10:36 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/22/17 09:57:17] Shmegma [41/738] has challenged Wordy [519/1176] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:08:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/22/17 13:57:37] Shmegma [133/738] has challenged Bart [266/631] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:12:02 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/22/17 14:57:42] Shmegma [22/738] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [367/662] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:17:54 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/22/17 20:42:45] Shmegma was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:22:15 from level 78.
[11/22/17 21:58:18] Wordy [261/1176] has challenged Shmegma [421/738] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:20:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/22/17 22:58:22] Shmegma [378/738] has challenged Anky [700/904] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:21:11 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/23/17 02:48:04] Anky, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/23/17 03:58:47] Wordy [350/1176] has challenged Shmegma [123/738] in combat and won! 8 days, 14:25:24 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/23/17 04:58:51] Shmegma [443/738] has challenged Wordy [392/1176] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:00:12 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/23/17 05:58:56] Shmegma [172/738] has challenged dick [938/1308] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:48:38 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/23/17 06:59:01] Shmegma [363/738] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [39/662] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:51:59 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/23/17 08:59:10] Bot [453/762] has challenged Shmegma [424/738] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:21:34 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/23/17 13:59:36] Anky [773/904] has challenged Shmegma [556/738] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:58:31 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/23/17 21:13:38] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/24/17 00:51:37] Shmegma found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:59:54 towards level 78.
[11/24/17 01:00:29] Wordy [762/1176] has challenged Shmegma [197/738] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:28:51 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/24/17 04:00:43] Shmegma [480/738] has challenged Anky [366/904] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:08:58 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/24/17 07:00:58] Anky [317/904] has challenged Shmegma [734/738] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:44:06 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/24/17 10:01:14] Shmegma [340/738] has challenged Bot [530/762] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:51:58 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/24/17 13:01:30] Shmegma [711/738] has challenged Anky [838/904] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:57:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/24/17 17:01:48] Shmegma [286/738] has challenged Bot [449/762] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:56:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/24/17 19:11:19] Shmegma EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:28:32 from level 78.
[11/24/17 23:02:17] Shmegma [65/738] has challenged dick [1259/1308] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:59:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/24/17 23:59:37] Shmegma fell, chipping the stone in her amulet! Shmegma's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/25/17 01:25:32] Anky, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/25/17 03:02:38] Shmegma [82/731] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [463/662] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:39:17 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/25/17 06:02:52] Wordy [167/1176] has challenged Shmegma [158/731] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:53:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/25/17 07:13:50] Shmegma EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:21:21 from level 78.
[11/25/17 19:03:57] Anky [339/904] has challenged Shmegma [17/731] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:51:18 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/26/17 03:04:36] Wordy [300/1176] has challenged Shmegma [66/731] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:50:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/26/17 04:04:41] Shmegma [370/731] has challenged Doody [539/576] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:07 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/26/17 07:04:54] Shmegma [26/731] has challenged Bot [324/762] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/26/17 14:05:26] Anky [363/904] has challenged Shmegma [602/731] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:41:04 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/26/17 15:05:32] Shmegma [337/731] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [32/913] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:14:09 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/26/17 16:19:47] Shmegma [151/731] has challenged Wordy [175/1176] in combat and lost! 8 days, 07:14:38 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/26/17 17:46:12] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/26/17 17:47:33] Shmegma [16/731] has cum upon Bart [192/631] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:25:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/26/17 18:05:47] Bot [579/762] has challenged Shmegma [205/731] in combat and won! 13 days, 16:56:25 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/26/17 23:43:36] Shmegma came up with a tampon string while muffdiving. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:02:51 from level 79.
[11/27/17 05:06:41] Shmegma [498/731] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [705/913] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:35:17 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/27/17 06:06:47] Shmegma [310/731] has challenged Bart [484/631] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:41:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/27/17 08:34:20] Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot [738/2851] have team battled Anky, Bart, and Shmegma [1455/2266] and lost! 0 days, 01:53:42 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/17 10:07:07] Shmegma [401/731] has challenged Doody [268/576] in combat and won! 16 days, 02:00:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/27/17 15:07:32] Bart [15/631] has challenged Shmegma [148/731] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:42:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/27/17 16:07:37] Shmegma [114/731] has challenged Anky [959/966] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:48:05 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/27/17 16:29:41] Bart, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/27/17 17:07:41] Shmegma [636/731] has challenged dick [869/1308] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:47:43 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/27/17 18:07:47] Shmegma [56/731] has challenged Wordy [426/1176] in combat and lost! 6 days, 23:14:58 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/27/17 18:36:43] Wordy [661/1176] has challenged Shmegma [707/731] in combat and lost! 8 days, 11:45:37 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/27/17 19:07:51] Shmegma [110/731] has challenged Doody [63/576] in combat and won! 12 days, 23:59:57 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/27/17 19:09:22] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/17 03:08:31] Bart [400/657] has challenged Shmegma [45/731] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:21:10 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/28/17 12:09:18] Doody [527/531] has challenged Shmegma [498/731] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:33:24 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/28/17 14:21:24] Shmegma bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:23:31 towards level 79.
[11/28/17 15:09:34] Shmegma [611/731] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [744/913] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:31:04 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/28/17 16:09:39] Shmegma [89/731] has challenged Doody [86/531] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:25:54 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/29/17 04:10:40] Shmegma [488/731] has challenged dick [1190/1308] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:10:15 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/29/17 07:10:56] Shmegma [17/731] has challenged Bart [68/657] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:57:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/29/17 09:11:07] Shmegma [169/731] has challenged dick [39/1308] in combat and won! 9 days, 08:45:59 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/29/17 15:11:37] Wordy [228/771] has challenged Shmegma [30/731] in combat and won! 14 days, 07:22:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/29/17 16:11:42] Bot [236/762] has challenged Shmegma [214/731] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:53:07 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/29/17 18:11:52] Shmegma [350/731] has challenged dick [632/982] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:00:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/29/17 18:18:01] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/29/17 19:11:57] Shmegma [256/731] has challenged dick [932/982] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:19:54 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/29/17 19:27:05] Shmegma [13/731] has cum upon Anky [621/984] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:38:23 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/29/17 23:55:04] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/17 04:12:43] Doody [465/984] has challenged Shmegma [648/731] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:36:45 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/30/17 06:12:53] Wordy [255/771] has challenged Shmegma [568/731] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:17:00 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/30/17 16:13:41] Shmegma [286/731] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [897/913] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:54:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/01/17 03:14:38] Shmegma [391/731] has challenged Wordy [578/771] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:42:40 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/01/17 05:14:48] Anky [657/984] has challenged Shmegma [543/731] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:36:32 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/01/17 05:14:48] In the lemon party, Shmegma dropped her level 49 pair of boots! Anky picks it up, tossing her old level 48 pair of boots to Shmegma.
[12/01/17 08:15:02] Wordy [164/771] has challenged Shmegma [445/733] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:43:03 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/01/17 10:29:43] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/01/17 10:38:08] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/17 15:05:07] Shmegma got caught in the giant swirling packet storm of death. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:11:46 from level 79.
[12/01/17 15:15:35] Shmegma [688/733] has challenged Bart [526/657] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:11:27 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/01/17 16:15:40] Shmegma [205/733] has challenged dick [141/985] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:57:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/01/17 18:15:51] Shmegma [457/733] has challenged Doody [638/984] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:11:53 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/01/17 22:16:11] Shmegma [432/733] has challenged dick [740/985] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:17:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/02/17 02:16:30] Shmegma [159/733] has challenged Bart [39/657] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:43:44 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/02/17 06:16:50] Bot [7/762] has challenged Shmegma [194/733] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:21:59 is added to Bot's clock.
[12/02/17 07:16:55] Wordy [335/771] has challenged Shmegma [275/733] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:29:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/02/17 09:17:05] Bot [641/762] has challenged Shmegma [707/733] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:36:58 is added to Bot's clock.
[12/02/17 09:25:27] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/02/17 12:17:21] Shmegma [467/733] has challenged Bot [636/762] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:47:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/02/17 14:17:30] squirtingbuffalo [698/908] has challenged Shmegma [193/733] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:49:27 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/03/17 06:34:41] Shmegma bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:30:33 from level 79.
[12/03/17 07:18:57] squirtingbuffalo [265/908] has challenged Shmegma [572/733] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:27:00 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/03/17 09:19:06] Shmegma [614/733] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [325/908] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:11:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/03/17 15:19:36] Anky [505/985] has challenged Shmegma [48/733] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:41:20 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/03/17 15:19:36] Anky has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 2 days, 18:52:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/03/17 18:19:50] Shmegma [157/733] has challenged Wordy [178/771] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:54:25 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/03/17 22:20:08] Doody [259/984] has challenged Shmegma [372/733] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:04:08 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/04/17 00:20:19] Shmegma [471/733] has challenged Bart [236/679] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:09:52 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/04/17 01:20:24] Shmegma [617/733] has challenged dick [31/985] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:07:30 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/04/17 04:37:11] Shmegma, Bart, and Anky [141/2409] have team battled Doody, Wordy, and Bot [1720/2517] and lost! 2 days, 02:28:11 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/17 05:08:28] Shmegma lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:14:39 from level 79.
[12/04/17 06:20:49] Anky [677/997] has challenged Shmegma [673/733] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:52:33 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/04/17 08:27:14] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 13 days, 22:39:17 toward level 79.
[12/04/17 09:21:04] Shmegma [643/733] has challenged Bart [517/679] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:52:06 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/04/17 10:21:09] Wordy [598/771] has challenged Shmegma [626/733] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:42:35 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/04/17 14:21:28] Shmegma [486/733] has challenged Anky [769/997] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:06:20 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/04/17 21:22:04] Shmegma [725/733] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [219/897] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:56:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/05/17 01:22:23] Anky [903/997] has challenged Shmegma [570/733] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:28:38 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/05/17 05:22:42] Bart [306/680] has challenged Shmegma [275/733] in combat and won! 19 days, 01:18:51 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/05/17 07:16:27] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/05/17 07:22:52] Shmegma [331/733] has challenged Anky [695/997] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:53:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/05/17 15:48:06] Shmegma, Anky, and Doody [1304/2714] have team battled Bart, Wordy, and squirtingbuffalo [336/2348] and won! 0 days, 19:22:23 is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/17 03:24:29] squirtingbuffalo [16/897] has challenged Shmegma [138/733] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:16:55 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/06/17 06:24:42] Shmegma [727/733] has challenged dick [731/985] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:41:21 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/06/17 20:25:50] Shmegma [283/733] has challenged Anky [660/997] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:15:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/06/17 21:25:55] squirtingbuffalo [376/897] has challenged Shmegma [316/733] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:15:28 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/06/17 22:09:58] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 1 day, 18:00:21 toward level 79.
[12/07/17 00:26:11] Shmegma [725/733] has challenged Wordy [534/771] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:07:46 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/07/17 01:26:16] Shmegma [445/733] has challenged Bot [704/771] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:52:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/07/17 13:27:14] Doody [464/984] has challenged Shmegma [15/733] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:58:52 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/07/17 19:27:42] Shmegma [319/733] has challenged Wordy [335/771] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:08:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/07/17 23:28:01] Shmegma [72/733] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [977/1033] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:11:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/08/17 02:28:16] Shmegma [195/733] has challenged dick [489/1034] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:41:06 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/08/17 04:58:54] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/08/17 10:28:53] Wordy [515/771] has challenged Shmegma [50/733] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:11:29 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/08/17 11:23:45] Doody, Bot, and squirtingbuffalo [302/2793] have team battled Shmegma, Anky, and Wordy [1513/2352] and lost! 0 days, 00:34:18 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/17 13:29:08] Shmegma [695/733] has challenged Bart [504/680] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:13:57 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/08/17 20:29:42] Anky [731/848] has challenged Shmegma [69/733] in combat and won! 9 days, 19:25:53 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/09/17 00:30:02] Shmegma [277/733] has challenged Bart [29/680] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:55:14 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/09/17 01:30:07] Shmegma [509/733] has challenged Anky [235/848] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:55:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/09/17 02:30:12] Shmegma [460/733] has challenged Wordy [416/771] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:09:42 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/09/17 07:09:31] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/09/17 07:30:35] Shmegma [566/733] has challenged Bot [195/771] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:47:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/09/17 07:30:35] In the lemon party, Bot dropped her level 57 set of leggings! Shmegma picks it up, tossing her old level 51 set of leggings to Bot.
[12/09/17 10:30:51] Bart [425/680] has challenged Shmegma [226/740] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:26:50 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/09/17 12:31:01] Doody [457/989] has challenged Shmegma [242/740] in combat and won! 16 days, 04:33:34 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/09/17 13:31:05] Wordy [638/771] has challenged Shmegma [124/740] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:09:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/09/17 16:56:23] Shmegma bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:30 towards level 79.
[12/09/17 22:31:50] squirtingbuffalo [162/1033] has challenged Shmegma [344/740] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:09:25 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/10/17 02:32:08] Shmegma [584/740] has challenged Doody [922/989] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:15 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/10/17 03:45:51] Wordy [99/802] has challenged Shmegma [563/740] in combat and lost! 8 days, 14:24:01 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/10/17 05:32:23] Shmegma [684/740] has challenged Anky [564/848] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:17:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/10/17 06:50:08] Shmegma [153/759] has challenged Bot [681/765] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:26:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/10/17 08:32:38] Shmegma [421/759] has challenged Bart [186/680] in combat and won! 13 days, 02:41:10 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/10/17 09:53:15] Bot, Anky, and Bart [1072/2293] have team battled Shmegma, Doody, and squirtingbuffalo [665/2781] and won! 2 days, 04:48:36 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/17 10:00:52] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/10/17 16:33:17] Shmegma [638/759] has challenged Bot [244/765] in combat and won! 9 days, 01:29:10 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/10/17 18:26:11] Shmegma found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:46:57 towards level 80.
[12/11/17 01:34:01] Bot [337/765] has challenged Shmegma [675/759] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:04:41 is added to Bot's clock.
[12/11/17 03:34:11] Doody [237/965] has challenged Shmegma [89/759] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:45:39 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/11/17 04:30:06] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/11/17 08:34:36] Doody [933/965] has challenged Shmegma [287/759] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:33:54 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/11/17 21:35:39] Shmegma [207/759] has challenged Bart [254/680] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:17:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/12/17 01:36:00] Shmegma [7/764] has challenged Anky [509/848] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:49:43 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/12/17 14:03:28] squirtingbuffalo, Bart, and Shmegma [309/2501] have team battled Doody, Wordy, and Bot [1186/2532] and lost! 0 days, 17:43:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/17 14:37:06] Shmegma [367/764] has challenged Bart [397/680] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:46:53 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/12/17 14:46:01] Doody, squirtingbuffalo, and Anky [519/2870] have team battled Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma [1542/2246] and lost! 0 days, 20:47:29 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/17 20:37:35] Shmegma [483/764] has challenged Doody [735/965] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:11:40 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/12/17 23:37:50] Shmegma [360/764] has challenged Doody [567/965] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:20:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/13/17 00:37:55] Wordy [331/802] has challenged Shmegma [612/764] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:38:09 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/13/17 00:41:16] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/13/17 03:22:21] Shmegma [584/764] has cum upon Doody [728/965] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:59:33 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/13/17 03:38:10] Bart [469/680] has challenged Shmegma [69/764] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:27:11 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/13/17 21:39:41] Shmegma [4/764] has challenged dick [704/1049] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:55:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/13/17 22:39:46] Shmegma [753/764] has challenged Bot [218/774] in combat and won! 7 days, 21:50:09 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/14/17 07:40:29] Shmegma [495/764] has challenged Anky [70/848] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:03:07 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/14/17 12:40:55] squirtingbuffalo [108/1048] has challenged Shmegma [136/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:59:39 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/14/17 14:41:05] Anky [75/848] has challenged Shmegma [622/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:05:39 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/14/17 15:41:10] Shmegma [383/764] has challenged dick [690/1049] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:49:21 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/14/17 16:41:15] Anky [273/848] has challenged Shmegma [5/764] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:23:12 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/14/17 17:15:33] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/14/17 17:41:19] Shmegma [560/764] has challenged Bart [637/680] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:19:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/14/17 19:41:29] Shmegma [96/764] has challenged Bot [487/774] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:26:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/14/17 20:41:34] squirtingbuffalo [997/1048] has challenged Shmegma [147/764] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:51:57 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/14/17 21:41:39] Shmegma [731/764] has challenged Bart [593/680] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:57:34 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/15/17 01:41:58] Anky [24/848] has challenged Shmegma [272/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:32 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/15/17 12:42:51] Doody [134/965] has challenged Shmegma [261/764] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:44:59 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/15/17 13:30:34] Bart, Wordy, and Doody [2022/2447] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Bot, and Shmegma [1342/2586] and won! 0 days, 11:21:45 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/17 14:27:00] Wordy, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/15/17 14:43:02] Shmegma [336/764] has challenged Bart [41/680] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:38:43 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/15/17 20:43:32] Shmegma [671/764] has challenged Bot [288/774] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:45:15 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/16/17 05:44:17] Shmegma [124/764] has challenged Wordy [139/802] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:29:15 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/16/17 09:32:57] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/16/17 09:44:35] Shmegma [101/764] has challenged dick [713/1049] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:20:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/16/17 13:36:56] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/17 13:44:54] Shmegma [655/764] has challenged dick [309/1049] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:51:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/17/17 00:45:47] Bart [438/680] has challenged Shmegma [691/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/17/17 03:48:45] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/17 04:46:07] Doody [329/965] has challenged Shmegma [630/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:25:13 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/17/17 05:59:32] Bart, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/17/17 10:46:35] Shmegma [205/764] has challenged dick [12/1049] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:46:42 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/17/17 11:46:39] Shmegma [478/764] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [535/1048] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:01:48 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/17/17 12:46:44] Bot [195/774] has challenged Shmegma [118/764] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:32:28 is removed from Bot's clock.
[12/17/17 15:47:00] Shmegma [534/764] has challenged Wordy [788/802] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:44:11 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/17/17 17:47:10] Anky [707/848] has challenged Shmegma [554/764] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:20:09 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/17/17 18:47:14] Doody [190/965] has challenged Shmegma [423/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:15:51 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/17/17 23:47:40] Shmegma [31/764] has challenged Doody [446/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:06:53 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/18/17 01:39:22] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/18/17 05:48:10] Shmegma [704/764] has challenged Doody [567/965] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:41:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/18/17 07:48:20] Shmegma [485/764] has challenged dick [262/1049] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:44:59 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/18/17 09:48:31] Bart [560/680] has challenged Shmegma [661/764] in combat and lost! 6 days, 23:47:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/18/17 11:48:39] Shmegma [538/764] has challenged Doody [347/965] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:59:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/18/17 15:24:21] Anky, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/18/17 19:49:21] Shmegma [336/764] has challenged dick [470/1049] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:23:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/19/17 02:49:55] Wordy [149/802] has challenged Shmegma [713/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:53:43 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/19/17 06:03:14] Shmegma was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:07 towards level 80.
[12/19/17 10:50:32] Shmegma [33/764] has challenged dick [444/1049] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:50:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/19/17 11:50:40] Shmegma [140/764] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [339/1048] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:02:17 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/19/17 18:51:13] Shmegma [349/764] has challenged Wordy [165/909] in combat and won! 18 days, 16:51:02 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/19/17 19:51:34] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/19/17 23:51:39] Shmegma [485/764] has challenged Anky [787/848] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:52:40 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/20/17 04:52:04] Bot [305/787] has challenged Shmegma [390/764] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:29:49 is added to Bot's clock.
[12/20/17 06:52:15] Doody [768/965] has challenged Shmegma [439/764] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:05:18 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/20/17 13:34:56] Wordy slipped a mickey to Shmegma and stole her level 94 tunic while they were passed out! Wordy leaves her old level 70 tunic behind, which Shmegma then takes. Also Shmegma wakes up with a really sore asshole.
[12/20/17 13:52:49] Doody [735/965] has challenged Shmegma [342/738] in combat and won! 16 days, 01:52:11 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/20/17 16:53:03] Wordy [469/931] has challenged Shmegma [399/738] in combat and won! 11 days, 16:46:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/20/17 18:53:13] Doody [430/965] has challenged Shmegma [552/738] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:31:38 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/21/17 00:53:43] Shmegma [228/738] has challenged Bot [312/787] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:05:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/21/17 03:53:59] Shmegma [173/738] has challenged Bart [242/680] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:04:14 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/21/17 05:54:09] Bart [559/680] has challenged Shmegma [221/738] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:53:56 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/21/17 06:54:14] Shmegma [336/738] has challenged dick [69/1054] in combat and won! 12 days, 23:57:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/21/17 07:54:20] Shmegma [572/738] has challenged Doody [867/965] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:08:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/21/17 13:52:50] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/21/17 13:54:50] Shmegma [497/738] has challenged Bart [401/680] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:41:17 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/21/17 14:54:55] Shmegma [284/738] has challenged Bart [222/680] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:39:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/21/17 16:55:07] Shmegma [151/738] has challenged Bot [363/787] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:00:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/21/17 17:55:12] Wordy [481/931] has challenged Shmegma [160/738] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:52:05 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/21/17 19:55:23] squirtingbuffalo [397/1053] has challenged Shmegma [219/738] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:54:52 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/21/17 22:55:39] Wordy [458/931] has challenged Shmegma [604/738] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:30:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/22/17 01:55:54] Wordy [370/931] has challenged Shmegma [274/738] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:59:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/22/17 14:56:56] Bot [449/787] has challenged Shmegma [557/738] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:54:19 is added to Bot's clock.
[12/22/17 18:20:16] Shmegma grew a third nipple! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:02:07 towards level 81.
[12/22/17 18:57:16] Doody [413/965] has challenged Shmegma [496/738] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:04:15 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/23/17 01:57:53] Shmegma [206/738] has challenged Wordy [597/931] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:24:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/23/17 03:58:02] Shmegma [61/738] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [78/1053] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:38:17 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/23/17 07:58:24] Shmegma [212/738] has challenged Wordy [73/931] in combat and won! 10 days, 14:01:57 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/23/17 10:58:38] Shmegma [660/738] has challenged Wordy [400/931] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:29:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/23/17 11:58:43] Shmegma [390/738] has challenged Bart [543/680] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:55:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/23/17 16:59:09] Anky [561/848] has challenged Shmegma [593/738] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:00:44 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/23/17 19:59:22] squirtingbuffalo [258/1053] has challenged Shmegma [95/738] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:10:04 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/23/17 23:24:41] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/17 01:59:50] Shmegma [704/738] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [989/1053] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:49:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/24/17 08:00:23] Shmegma [375/738] has challenged Doody [757/965] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:41:45 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/24/17 08:02:20] Wordy, Bart, and Doody [553/2576] have team battled Anky, Bot, and Shmegma [471/2373] and won! 2 days, 00:23:44 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/17 10:21:17] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/24/17 13:00:48] squirtingbuffalo [740/1053] has challenged Shmegma [370/738] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:57:21 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/24/17 15:00:57] Shmegma [521/738] has challenged Doody [662/965] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:18:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/24/17 18:01:14] Shmegma [203/738] has challenged Doody [328/965] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:22:42 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/25/17 02:01:54] Bart [344/680] has challenged Shmegma [546/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:21:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/25/17 04:02:03] Shmegma [528/738] has challenged Doody [610/965] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:27:30 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/25/17 09:02:28] Doody [746/965] has challenged Shmegma [423/738] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:32:42 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/25/17 09:42:37] Shmegma misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:48:56 from level 81.
[12/25/17 11:00:11] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/25/17 13:02:49] Anky [555/848] has challenged Shmegma [554/738] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:35:12 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/25/17 15:03:00] Doody [725/965] has challenged Shmegma [83/738] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:25:24 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/25/17 17:03:11] Shmegma [728/738] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [492/1053] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:05:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/26/17 06:04:17] Doody [96/965] has challenged Shmegma [201/738] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:34:38 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/26/17 07:04:22] Anky [698/848] has challenged Shmegma [153/738] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:48:56 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/26/17 08:04:26] Shmegma [440/738] has challenged Bart [670/680] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:16:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/26/17 09:36:26] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/26/17 10:04:37] Shmegma [693/738] has challenged Bart [544/680] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:37:59 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/26/17 17:05:14] Bot [777/787] has challenged Shmegma [78/738] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:01:53 is removed from Bot's clock.
[12/26/17 18:05:19] Shmegma [554/738] has challenged Wordy [178/931] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:10:47 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/26/17 21:05:36] Bart [26/680] has challenged Shmegma [310/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:14:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/26/17 23:05:46] Wordy [109/931] has challenged Shmegma [99/738] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:39:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/27/17 09:06:36] Bot [250/787] has challenged Shmegma [461/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:40:37 is added to Bot's clock.
[12/27/17 11:06:46] Doody [733/965] has challenged Shmegma [582/738] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:46:42 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/27/17 14:07:00] Anky [482/848] has challenged Shmegma [215/738] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:09:04 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/27/17 15:07:05] Wordy [247/931] has challenged Shmegma [532/738] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:19:49 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/27/17 19:07:28] Shmegma [531/738] has challenged Bart [71/680] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:19:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/28/17 01:50:20] Anky, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/28/17 05:08:18] squirtingbuffalo [546/1053] has challenged Shmegma [343/738] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:20:00 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/28/17 11:08:48] Shmegma [203/738] has challenged Wordy [625/931] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:25:26 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/28/17 18:09:24] Shmegma [129/738] has challenged Bot [335/787] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:23:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/28/17 23:47:35] Anky, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/29/17 00:09:55] Bot [585/787] has challenged Shmegma [587/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:48:15 is added to Bot's clock.
[12/29/17 06:10:24] Shmegma [60/738] has challenged dick [212/1054] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:39:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/29/17 10:10:35] Bot, Wordy, and Shmegma [1577/2456] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Doody, and Bart [937/2698] and won! 0 days, 15:14:35 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/17 10:10:44] Bot [381/787] has challenged Shmegma [571/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:42:24 is added to Bot's clock.
[12/29/17 15:11:09] Anky [640/844] has challenged Shmegma [548/738] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:40:17 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/29/17 16:11:14] Shmegma [512/738] has challenged Bot [223/787] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:17:57 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/29/17 16:54:36] Shmegma stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:51:44 towards level 81.
[12/29/17 17:11:19] Shmegma [619/738] has challenged Wordy [537/931] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:46:29 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/29/17 18:11:24] Bot [669/787] has challenged Shmegma [256/738] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:24:00 is removed from Bot's clock.
[12/29/17 23:11:47] Shmegma [547/738] has challenged Doody [667/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:20:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/30/17 04:12:11] Shmegma [398/738] has challenged Bot [291/787] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:47:35 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/30/17 07:12:26] Shmegma [17/738] has challenged Doody [831/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:25:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/30/17 11:12:44] Shmegma [49/738] has challenged Bart [76/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:06:20 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/30/17 13:12:55] Shmegma [273/738] has challenged Anky [410/844] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:48:56 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/30/17 18:13:19] Bot [352/787] has challenged Shmegma [320/738] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:48:42 is removed from Bot's clock.
[12/30/17 18:54:40] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/30/17 19:24:03] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/17 22:13:38] Doody [123/965] has challenged Shmegma [238/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:02:24 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/30/17 23:13:43] Bart [25/680] has challenged Shmegma [626/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:39:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/31/17 00:13:48] Bot [161/787] has challenged Shmegma [625/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:53:46 is added to Bot's clock.
[12/31/17 06:14:20] Shmegma [69/738] has challenged Anky [399/844] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:37:24 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/31/17 08:14:29] Bot [514/787] has challenged Shmegma [214/738] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:13:29 is removed from Bot's clock.
[12/31/17 09:14:34] Shmegma [341/738] has challenged dick [695/1054] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:53:07 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/31/17 12:14:50] Wordy [574/931] has challenged Shmegma [521/738] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:07:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/31/17 14:15:00] Doody [435/965] has challenged Shmegma [162/738] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:11:49 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/31/17 15:15:05] squirtingbuffalo [477/1053] has challenged Shmegma [135/738] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:36:18 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/31/17 16:05:25] Wordy [310/931] has challenged Shmegma [264/738] in combat and won! 16 days, 00:52:24 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/31/17 21:15:37] Shmegma [290/738] has challenged Anky [504/844] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:16:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/31/17 22:15:42] Shmegma [594/738] has challenged Anky [319/844] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:15:30 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/01/18 01:15:56] Shmegma [82/738] has challenged Wordy [634/931] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:14:51 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/01/18 03:16:05] Bot [141/966] has challenged Shmegma [429/738] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:56:45 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/01/18 05:16:15] Wordy [542/931] has challenged Shmegma [54/738] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:39:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/01/18 06:16:20] Anky [759/844] has challenged Shmegma [367/738] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:54:02 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/01/18 07:16:24] Bot [543/966] has challenged Shmegma [511/738] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:53:23 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/01/18 11:16:44] Anky [645/844] has challenged Shmegma [556/738] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:04:49 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/01/18 15:56:48] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 05:49:49 toward level 81.
[01/01/18 16:17:08] Wordy [571/931] has challenged Shmegma [516/738] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:28:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/01/18 16:17:08] In the lemon party, Shmegma dropped her level 51 shield! Wordy picks it up, tossing her old level 37 shield to Shmegma.
[01/01/18 17:57:56] Doody, Wordy, and squirtingbuffalo [1509/2962] have team battled Bart, Bot, and Shmegma [375/2368] and won! 0 days, 19:37:02 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/18 19:17:23] Bot [511/966] has challenged Shmegma [656/722] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:20:26 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/02/18 00:17:47] squirtingbuffalo [395/1053] has challenged Shmegma [720/722] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:12:33 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/02/18 04:18:08] Shmegma [263/722] has challenged Wordy [591/944] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/02/18 08:18:29] Shmegma [170/722] has challenged Anky [108/844] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:31:36 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/02/18 08:18:29] In the lemon party, Anky dropped her level 74 helm! Shmegma picks it up, tossing her old level 69 helm to Anky.
[01/02/18 08:59:53] Wordy, Shmegma, and Anky [323/2511] have team battled Bart, Doody, and squirtingbuffalo [1175/2698] and lost! 0 days, 02:09:51 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/18 10:36:52] Doody, Bart, and Bot [2407/2611] have team battled Shmegma, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo [1496/2620] and won! 0 days, 15:26:18 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/18 15:19:03] Anky [232/839] has challenged Shmegma [502/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:30:23 is added to Anky's clock.
[01/02/18 18:19:19] Doody [89/965] has challenged Shmegma [479/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:45:26 is added to Doody's clock.
[01/02/18 19:19:24] Shmegma [572/728] has challenged Wordy [454/944] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:35:06 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/02/18 21:23:50] Shmegma [484/728] has challenged Anky [299/839] in combat and won! 12 days, 23:49:33 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/02/18 21:23:50] In the lemon party, Anky dropped her level 67 charm! Shmegma picks it up, tossing her old level 40 charm to Anky.
[01/02/18 22:19:39] Shmegma [80/757] has challenged Doody [286/965] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:09:26 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/02/18 23:19:44] Doody [940/965] has challenged Shmegma [263/757] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:51:15 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/03/18 01:19:53] Shmegma [527/757] has challenged dick [644/1054] in combat and lost! 7 days, 06:13:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/03/18 03:20:03] Shmegma [504/757] has challenged Doody [361/965] in combat and won! 15 days, 22:53:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/03/18 08:20:28] squirtingbuffalo [1042/1053] has challenged Shmegma [293/757] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:38:38 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/03/18 11:20:44] squirtingbuffalo [233/1053] has challenged Shmegma [311/757] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:37:58 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/03/18 14:20:59] Shmegma [110/757] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [656/1053] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:03:16 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/03/18 16:21:09] Doody [559/965] has challenged Shmegma [222/757] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:45:35 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/03/18 23:21:44] Shmegma [228/757] has challenged Wordy [91/944] in combat and won! 16 days, 19:16:17 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/04/18 01:21:54] Shmegma [5/757] has challenged Bot [484/966] in combat and lost! 6 days, 13:03:20 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/04/18 06:22:20] Shmegma [56/757] has challenged Anky [133/809] in combat and lost! 6 days, 13:58:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/04/18 07:22:24] Bot [36/966] has challenged Shmegma [116/757] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:30:19 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/04/18 18:23:18] Shmegma [572/757] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [210/1053] in combat and won! 12 days, 05:23:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/04/18 18:23:18] Shmegma has dealt squirtingbuffalo a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:40:24 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/04/18 19:23:23] Shmegma [685/757] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [30/1053] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:20:20 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/04/18 21:13:28] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/05/18 03:24:04] squirtingbuffalo [740/1053] has challenged Shmegma [179/757] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:37:33 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/05/18 06:24:18] Shmegma [55/757] has challenged Bart [169/680] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:02:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/05/18 07:24:24] Shmegma [97/757] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [67/1053] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:28:55 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/05/18 10:05:22] Doody, Wordy, and Bot [734/2875] have team battled Shmegma, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo [53/2619] and won! 1 day, 03:53:47 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/18 13:24:52] Shmegma [666/757] has challenged dick [1000/1054] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:42:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/05/18 15:25:03] squirtingbuffalo [333/1053] has challenged Shmegma [672/757] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:15:04 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/05/18 21:46:21] Shmegma [745/757] has challenged Doody [437/965] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:26:08 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/05/18 23:46:33] Shmegma [192/757] has challenged Doody [811/965] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:31:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/06/18 01:46:46] Shmegma [480/757] has challenged Wordy [58/944] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:27:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/06/18 04:47:04] Bot [35/966] has challenged Shmegma [132/757] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:59:24 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/06/18 06:47:18] squirtingbuffalo [777/1053] has challenged Shmegma [271/757] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:38:44 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/06/18 07:47:24] Shmegma [284/757] has challenged Bot [39/966] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:00:41 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/06/18 09:47:37] Anky [411/809] has challenged Shmegma [206/757] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:41:07 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/06/18 11:47:47] Shmegma [316/757] has challenged Bot [300/966] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:46:41 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/06/18 16:48:19] Shmegma [448/757] has challenged Anky [163/809] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:45:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/06/18 17:48:25] Shmegma [120/757] has challenged dick [355/1054] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:13:23 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/06/18 20:48:44] Shmegma [452/757] has challenged Wordy [117/944] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:53:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/07/18 00:49:09] Shmegma [221/757] has challenged Bot [866/966] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:46:11 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/07/18 04:49:34] Bart [329/680] has challenged Shmegma [739/757] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:11:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/07/18 07:49:52] Shmegma [344/757] has challenged dick [219/1054] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:39:37 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/07/18 10:50:13] Shmegma [507/757] has challenged Anky [295/809] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:15:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/07/18 11:50:20] Shmegma [552/757] has challenged Anky [278/809] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:49:42 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/07/18 14:32:09] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/07/18 14:50:37] Bart [384/680] has challenged Shmegma [29/757] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:38:46 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/07/18 15:50:44] Bot [329/966] has challenged Shmegma [243/757] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:36:44 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/07/18 15:50:44] Bot has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:51:16 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/08/18 02:31:51] Shmegma was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:15:36 from level 82.
[01/08/18 04:52:08] Shmegma [131/757] has challenged Anky [368/809] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:35:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/08/18 05:52:16] squirtingbuffalo [588/1053] has challenged Shmegma [483/757] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:09:31 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/08/18 09:52:41] Wordy [3/944] has challenged Shmegma [189/757] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:54:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/08/18 10:14:19] Shmegma was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:38:45 towards level 82.
[01/08/18 11:52:53] Shmegma [512/757] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [438/1053] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:51:55 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/08/18 12:44:53] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/08/18 13:53:07] Shmegma [411/757] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [844/1053] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:05:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/08/18 15:53:19] Shmegma [269/757] has challenged Bot [53/966] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:26:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/08/18 17:53:32] Shmegma [132/757] has challenged Bot [430/966] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:33:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/08/18 21:22:12] Shmegma found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:45:37 towards level 82.
[01/08/18 22:54:06] Shmegma [588/757] has challenged dick [159/1054] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:28:34 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/09/18 08:55:09] Doody [920/965] has challenged Shmegma [120/757] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:57:38 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/09/18 14:55:48] Shmegma [33/757] has challenged Bart [456/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:59:15 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/09/18 16:56:00] Shmegma [251/757] has challenged Bot [607/966] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:23:40 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/09/18 18:56:14] Bart [246/680] has challenged Shmegma [113/757] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:42:42 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/09/18 23:56:44] Wordy [653/944] has challenged Shmegma [91/757] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:17:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/10/18 01:56:57] Shmegma [557/757] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [931/1053] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:31:26 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/10/18 05:57:22] Shmegma [281/757] has challenged Doody [792/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:36:47 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/10/18 06:57:28] Shmegma [269/757] has challenged Doody [427/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:25 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/10/18 07:27:52] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/18 07:57:35] Bot [168/966] has challenged Shmegma [237/757] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:38:54 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/10/18 09:57:47] Bot [825/966] has challenged Shmegma [642/757] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:04:18 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/10/18 10:18:43] Bot, Shmegma, and Doody [584/2688] have team battled Bart, squirtingbuffalo, and Anky [2302/2542] and lost! 0 days, 04:37:44 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/18 12:39:41] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/10/18 12:39:47] squirtingbuffalo [513/1053] has cum upon Shmegma [563/757] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:13:49 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/10/18 12:46:32] Shmegma [668/757] has cum upon Anky [653/809] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 03:36:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/10/18 15:58:24] Shmegma [300/757] has challenged Bot [960/966] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/10/18 16:58:29] Bot [839/966] has challenged Shmegma [736/757] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:16:56 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/10/18 17:58:35] Shmegma [746/757] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [417/1053] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:57:11 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/10/18 19:58:48] Shmegma [161/757] has challenged Wordy [438/948] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:54:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/10/18 22:59:08] Shmegma [684/757] has challenged Doody [438/965] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:05:09 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/11/18 01:59:26] Shmegma [597/757] has challenged Wordy [351/948] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:17:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/11/18 03:02:05] Shmegma [149/757] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [710/1053] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:38:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/11/18 06:59:57] Shmegma [340/757] has challenged Bart [525/680] in combat and lost! 8 days, 00:48:14 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/11/18 11:00:21] Shmegma [674/757] has challenged Bart [341/680] in combat and won! 15 days, 21:01:50 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/11/18 12:23:38] Shmegma started shitting dicknipples. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 18:45:12 from level 83.
[01/11/18 16:00:52] Shmegma [695/757] has challenged Wordy [799/948] in combat and lost! 9 days, 08:20:46 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/11/18 17:00:59] Shmegma [688/757] has challenged Anky [638/809] in combat and won! 16 days, 13:39:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/11/18 22:01:30] Bart [413/680] has challenged Shmegma [358/757] in combat and won! 17 days, 03:19:50 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/12/18 01:02:25] Anky, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/12/18 02:00:28] Shmegma gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:13:20 towards level 83.
[01/12/18 04:02:08] Wordy [174/948] has challenged Shmegma [752/757] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:42:37 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/12/18 05:02:14] Bot [340/966] has challenged Shmegma [250/757] in combat and won! 9 days, 04:44:40 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/12/18 09:02:39] squirtingbuffalo [181/1053] has challenged Shmegma [540/757] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:58:40 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/12/18 13:03:05] Shmegma [416/757] has challenged Doody [172/965] in combat and won! 11 days, 12:40:28 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/12/18 19:03:42] Bart [477/680] has challenged Shmegma [490/757] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:50:56 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/12/18 20:03:49] Wordy [846/948] has challenged Shmegma [244/757] in combat and won! 13 days, 11:17:04 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/12/18 22:04:02] squirtingbuffalo [408/1053] has challenged Shmegma [438/757] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:22:30 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/13/18 01:04:22] Shmegma [562/757] has challenged Bot [437/966] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:59:19 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/13/18 04:04:41] squirtingbuffalo [825/1053] has challenged Shmegma [702/757] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:37:40 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/13/18 04:52:31] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/13/18 04:52:31] Shmegma [461/757] has cum upon Anky [209/809] and taken them in the face! 5 days, 05:48:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/13/18 05:04:47] Shmegma [743/757] has challenged Bart [442/680] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:30:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/13/18 05:12:42] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/18 09:05:12] Doody [392/965] has challenged Shmegma [269/757] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:07:33 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/13/18 09:05:12] Doody has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 1 day, 03:25:04 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/13/18 10:05:18] Shmegma [676/757] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [716/1053] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:48:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/13/18 12:39:33] Bot, squirtingbuffalo, and Wordy [451/2967] have team battled Anky, Shmegma, and Doody [98/2531] and won! 0 days, 02:44:12 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/18 20:31:26] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/13/18 20:31:26] Bot [860/966] has cum upon Shmegma [602/757] and taken them in the face! 9 days, 02:21:54 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/13/18 23:06:40] Shmegma [254/757] has challenged dick [895/1055] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:27:06 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/14/18 01:06:51] squirtingbuffalo [857/1061] has challenged Shmegma [479/757] in combat and won! 15 days, 13:18:34 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/14/18 05:15:33] Bot, Bart, and Anky [1034/2451] have team battled Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Wordy [1139/2766] and lost! 3 days, 04:28:15 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/18 12:08:04] Shmegma [199/757] has challenged Bot [893/966] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:02:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/14/18 13:08:11] Bot [194/966] has challenged Shmegma [108/757] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:47:29 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/14/18 16:08:30] Anky [334/809] has challenged Shmegma [176/757] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:06:16 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/14/18 19:08:48] Anky [734/809] has challenged Shmegma [234/757] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:52:57 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/14/18 19:46:28] Shmegma sharpened the edge of her weapon! Shmegma's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/14/18 20:08:54] Wordy [501/953] has challenged Shmegma [334/778] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:54:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/14/18 21:09:01] Anky [537/809] has challenged Shmegma [203/778] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:30:19 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/14/18 21:41:11] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/18 22:09:08] Shmegma [332/778] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [400/1061] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:19:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/14/18 23:09:14] Shmegma [620/778] has challenged dick [969/1062] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:45:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/15/18 02:09:34] Wordy [629/953] has challenged Shmegma [485/778] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:22:32 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/15/18 04:09:46] Shmegma [260/778] has challenged Anky [447/809] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:07:41 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/15/18 04:16:53] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 5 days, 14:21:17 toward level 83.
[01/15/18 06:10:00] Shmegma [435/778] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [308/1061] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:52:10 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/15/18 09:10:19] Anky [191/809] has challenged Shmegma [604/778] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:05:59 is added to Anky's clock.
[01/15/18 16:11:05] Shmegma [713/778] has challenged Anky [194/809] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:03:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/15/18 19:11:26] Shmegma [639/778] has challenged Doody [720/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:40:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/15/18 19:54:51] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/15/18 20:11:32] Shmegma [292/778] has challenged Bart [373/676] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:04:35 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/16/18 05:12:28] Shmegma [592/778] has challenged dick [517/1062] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:45:53 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/16/18 11:13:07] Shmegma [554/778] has challenged Bot [612/966] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:04:31 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/16/18 13:13:19] Shmegma [588/778] has challenged dick [322/1062] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:39:44 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/16/18 14:13:26] Anky [351/809] has challenged Shmegma [488/778] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:01:13 is added to Anky's clock.
[01/16/18 20:14:04] Shmegma [248/778] has challenged Bot [467/966] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:26:24 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/16/18 21:14:10] Shmegma [1/778] has challenged dick [175/1062] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:36:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/17/18 02:14:42] Shmegma [231/778] has challenged Anky [720/809] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:04:02 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/17/18 11:15:39] Anky [719/809] has challenged Shmegma [139/778] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:55:36 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/17/18 14:15:57] Shmegma [753/778] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [3/1061] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:19:46 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/17/18 16:16:10] Anky [686/809] has challenged Shmegma [741/778] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:56:18 is added to Anky's clock.
[01/17/18 18:16:23] Shmegma [30/778] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [142/1061] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:51:26 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/17/18 20:16:35] Anky [292/809] has challenged Shmegma [765/778] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:14:58 is added to Anky's clock.
[01/17/18 23:16:53] Shmegma [579/778] has challenged Anky [327/809] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:58:49 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/17/18 23:16:53] Shmegma has dealt Anky a Critical Strike! 2 days, 12:26:52 is added to Anky's clock.
[01/18/18 02:17:13] Doody [530/648] has challenged Shmegma [38/778] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:02:13 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/18/18 06:05:43] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/18 09:17:57] Shmegma [574/778] has challenged Anky [300/809] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:14:33 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/18/18 12:18:16] Shmegma [391/778] has challenged Anky [764/809] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:04:16 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/18/18 13:18:23] Anky [229/809] has challenged Shmegma [85/778] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:19:58 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/18/18 17:15:34] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/18/18 19:19:02] Doody [43/648] has challenged Shmegma [684/778] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:48:37 is added to Doody's clock.
[01/19/18 00:19:34] Bot [974/1283] has challenged Shmegma [233/778] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:52:44 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/19/18 01:19:41] Shmegma [595/778] has challenged dick [54/1284] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:15:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/19/18 07:20:19] Wordy [498/953] has challenged Shmegma [710/778] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:26:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/19/18 08:20:26] Shmegma [728/778] has challenged dick [763/1284] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:12:11 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/19/18 10:20:39] Shmegma [33/778] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [968/1061] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:49:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/19/18 13:20:58] squirtingbuffalo [140/1061] has challenged Shmegma [28/778] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:10:40 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/19/18 14:25:14] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/19/18 18:21:31] Anky [561/771] has challenged Shmegma [214/778] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:46:56 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/19/18 19:21:37] Shmegma [9/778] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [77/1096] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:33:15 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/19/18 22:21:57] Shmegma [162/778] has challenged dick [967/1284] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/20/18 00:22:09] Wordy [252/953] has challenged Shmegma [69/778] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:51:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/20/18 03:22:29] Doody [69/648] has challenged Shmegma [744/778] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:11:21 is added to Doody's clock.
[01/20/18 04:22:35] Wordy [562/953] has challenged Shmegma [621/778] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:09:06 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/20/18 06:22:47] Shmegma [686/778] has challenged dick [999/1284] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:41:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/20/18 11:12:47] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/20/18 13:23:30] Shmegma [378/778] has challenged dick [1014/1284] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:00:45 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/20/18 14:00:52] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/18 16:23:48] Shmegma [234/778] has challenged Bot [1162/1283] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:26:33 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/20/18 20:24:14] Doody [285/648] has challenged Shmegma [388/778] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:26:58 is added to Doody's clock.
[01/20/18 22:24:26] Shmegma [116/778] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [754/1096] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:58:55 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/21/18 00:24:38] Doody [645/648] has challenged Shmegma [465/778] in combat and won! 13 days, 08:59:48 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/21/18 05:25:11] Shmegma [689/778] has challenged Anky [176/771] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:58:48 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/21/18 06:25:17] squirtingbuffalo [772/1096] has challenged Shmegma [481/778] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:43:12 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/21/18 08:13:26] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/21/18 08:13:32] Shmegma [704/778] has cum upon Wordy [687/953] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 20:37:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/21/18 08:13:32] Shmegma has dealt Wordy a shocker! 1 day, 16:54:41 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/21/18 08:16:14] squirtingbuffalo [118/1096] has cum upon Shmegma [124/778] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:47:37 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/21/18 09:25:37] Bot [6/1283] has challenged Shmegma [106/778] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:02 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/21/18 13:26:02] squirtingbuffalo [149/1096] has challenged Shmegma [270/778] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:11:51 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/21/18 15:26:15] Shmegma [203/778] has challenged Bot [159/1283] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:31:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/21/18 18:26:34] Shmegma [152/778] has challenged Bot [286/1283] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:32:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/21/18 19:26:40] Bot [430/1283] has challenged Shmegma [552/778] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:25:12 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/21/18 22:08:12] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/18 22:26:59] Doody [335/648] has challenged Shmegma [560/778] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:53:38 is added to Doody's clock.
[01/22/18 03:27:30] Shmegma [768/778] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [772/1096] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:22:40 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/22/18 04:17:05] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/22/18 06:27:48] Doody [526/648] has challenged Shmegma [131/778] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:37:16 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/22/18 08:28:01] Shmegma [138/778] has challenged dick [877/1284] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:07:53 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/22/18 12:28:27] Anky [12/771] has challenged Shmegma [474/778] in combat and lost! 7 days, 19:47:07 is added to Anky's clock.
[01/22/18 21:29:25] Bot [1196/1283] has challenged Shmegma [739/778] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:50:46 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/23/18 13:38:16] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/18 17:31:34] Shmegma [221/778] has challenged Bart [276/676] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/23/18 18:17:39] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/18 18:44:15] Shmegma [599/782] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [470/1096] in combat and won! 13 days, 08:27:57 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/23/18 20:15:18] Anky, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/23/18 20:31:53] Shmegma [472/782] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [1072/1096] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:21:04 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/24/18 00:32:19] Doody [109/648] has challenged Shmegma [587/782] in combat and lost! 11 days, 10:02:16 is added to Doody's clock.
[01/24/18 02:32:32] Shmegma [556/782] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [540/1096] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:26:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/24/18 07:33:04] Bart [585/676] has challenged Shmegma [333/782] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:29:40 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/24/18 13:33:45] Doody [147/648] has challenged Shmegma [339/782] in combat and lost! 12 days, 14:44:58 is added to Doody's clock.
[01/24/18 16:34:06] Doody [544/648] has challenged Shmegma [146/782] in combat and won! 26 days, 20:00:10 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/24/18 19:34:25] Bot [221/1283] has challenged Shmegma [120/782] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:10:22 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/24/18 20:15:20] Shmegma [641/782] has cum upon Bart [586/676] and taken them in the face! 8 days, 11:42:51 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/24/18 20:34:31] Doody [61/648] has challenged Shmegma [49/782] in combat and won! 17 days, 08:35:19 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/24/18 21:34:37] Shmegma [99/782] has challenged Bot [1151/1283] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:56:17 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/25/18 03:00:05] Bot, Wordy, and Bart [1862/2880] have team battled Doody, Anky, and Shmegma [1749/2239] and won! 0 days, 05:15:49 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/18 03:35:15] Shmegma [639/782] has challenged Bot [523/1283] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:31:39 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/25/18 04:35:20] Shmegma [108/782] has challenged Wordy [321/921] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:03:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/25/18 07:35:39] Doody [569/648] has challenged Shmegma [154/782] in combat and won! 18 days, 16:28:49 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/25/18 10:36:00] Shmegma [421/782] has challenged dick [493/1284] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:56:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/25/18 11:52:08] Shmegma [538/782] has cum upon Anky [76/809] and taken them in the face! 9 days, 19:48:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/25/18 22:37:16] Bart [83/676] has challenged Shmegma [534/782] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:16:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/25/18 23:37:22] Shmegma [437/782] has challenged Wordy [140/921] in combat and won! 9 days, 02:34:14 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/26/18 03:37:48] Shmegma [533/782] has challenged Doody [112/648] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:11:06 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/26/18 05:38:01] Anky [215/809] has challenged Shmegma [582/782] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:15:15 is added to Anky's clock.
[01/26/18 08:26:53] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/26/18 11:38:39] Bart [376/676] has challenged Shmegma [96/782] in combat and won! 8 days, 18:30:27 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/26/18 11:38:39] In the lemon party, Shmegma dropped her level 209 weapon! Bart picks it up, tossing her old level 196 weapon to Shmegma.
[01/26/18 12:38:45] Shmegma [674/767] has challenged Wordy [859/921] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:34:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/26/18 13:38:51] Bot [413/1283] has challenged Shmegma [659/767] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:26:17 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/26/18 16:08:35] Doody, squirtingbuffalo, and Shmegma [1588/2511] have team battled Wordy, Bot, and Anky [2082/3013] and lost! 0 days, 13:19:28 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/18 20:39:39] Shmegma [535/767] has challenged Wordy [291/921] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:13:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/27/18 09:34:31] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/27/18 13:41:23] Doody [571/648] has challenged Shmegma [108/767] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:11:22 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/27/18 13:41:23] In the lemon party, Shmegma dropped her level 40 shield! Doody picks it up, tossing her old level 26 shield to Shmegma.
[01/27/18 15:41:36] Shmegma [581/752] has challenged Doody [634/662] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:22:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/27/18 16:48:04] Shmegma discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:42:25 towards level 84.
[01/27/18 18:41:55] Shmegma [35/752] has challenged Bart [526/690] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:53:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/27/18 21:42:15] Bart [618/690] has challenged Shmegma [332/752] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:23:18 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/27/18 22:42:21] Shmegma [728/752] has challenged Bot [1045/1283] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:18:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/27/18 23:42:28] Wordy [359/921] has challenged Shmegma [322/752] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:24:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/28/18 03:43:43] Wordy, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/28/18 11:43:44] Shmegma [157/752] has challenged dick [969/1284] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:01:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/28/18 14:44:04] squirtingbuffalo [412/1096] has challenged Shmegma [682/752] in combat and lost! 8 days, 00:39:47 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/28/18 15:52:45] Doody, Shmegma, and Bart [1750/2111] have team battled Wordy, Anky, and Bot [1587/3013] and won! 2 days, 04:02:19 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/18 20:44:43] Shmegma [464/752] has challenged Wordy [249/921] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:43:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/28/18 22:44:56] Shmegma [672/752] has challenged Anky [750/809] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:13:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/29/18 01:31:24] Shmegma got hooked on meth . This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:33:01 from level 84.
[01/29/18 05:45:40] Shmegma [645/752] has challenged Bart [428/697] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:33:28 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/29/18 07:45:53] squirtingbuffalo [87/1096] has challenged Shmegma [718/752] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:42:36 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/29/18 08:45:59] Shmegma [478/752] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [775/1096] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:04:33 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/29/18 10:46:12] Shmegma [607/752] has challenged Bart [141/697] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:30:34 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/29/18 12:17:57] Shmegma met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:25:39 from level 84.
[01/29/18 16:46:49] Bart [180/697] has challenged Shmegma [153/752] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:33:39 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/29/18 20:47:16] Shmegma [197/752] has challenged Anky [681/809] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:30:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/30/18 12:48:58] Shmegma [676/759] has challenged Bot [752/1283] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:13:20 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/30/18 14:39:17] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/18 18:07:27] Shmegma discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:53:26 towards level 84.
[01/30/18 18:49:38] Shmegma [439/759] has challenged dick [300/1284] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:15:45 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/30/18 19:49:44] Doody [535/662] has challenged Shmegma [690/759] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:05:53 is added to Doody's clock.
[01/30/18 21:49:56] Anky [403/809] has challenged Shmegma [97/759] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:28:19 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/31/18 02:50:28] Shmegma [358/759] has challenged Wordy [474/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:14:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/31/18 03:50:35] Shmegma [460/759] has challenged Doody [121/662] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:03:20 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/31/18 05:32:01] Shmegma had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:19:06 towards level 84.
[01/31/18 05:50:48] Shmegma [434/759] has challenged Bart [534/697] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:53:24 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/31/18 08:51:07] Shmegma [544/759] has challenged Doody [192/662] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:21:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/31/18 10:51:19] Bart [74/697] has challenged Shmegma [441/759] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:44:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/31/18 11:51:26] Shmegma [394/759] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [466/1096] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:38:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/31/18 14:07:01] Anky, Wordy, and Bot [662/3013] have team battled Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Doody [2282/2517] and lost! 1 day, 21:26:00 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/18 15:51:51] Shmegma [144/759] has challenged Wordy [559/921] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:44:54 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/31/18 19:52:16] Bot [203/1283] has challenged Shmegma [141/759] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:29:38 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/31/18 21:52:29] Shmegma [69/759] has challenged Bot [1151/1283] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:33:49 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/01/18 03:53:09] Bart [341/697] has challenged Shmegma [679/759] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:35:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/01/18 07:36:06] Shmegma fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:04:32 from level 84.
[02/01/18 07:53:35] Bart [281/697] has challenged Shmegma [405/759] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:00:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/01/18 11:06:41] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/18 11:54:01] Bart [378/697] has challenged Shmegma [471/759] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:24:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/01/18 12:54:07] squirtingbuffalo [786/1096] has challenged Shmegma [549/759] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:20:56 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/01/18 13:53:10] Shmegma found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:34:12 towards level 84.
[02/01/18 17:14:47] Wordy, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/01/18 18:54:45] Wordy [482/921] has challenged Shmegma [637/759] in combat and lost! 10 days, 13:47:47 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/01/18 19:54:52] Doody [433/662] has challenged Shmegma [231/759] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:08:08 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/01/18 20:32:53] Shmegma stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:01:49 towards level 84.
[02/01/18 20:51:19] Anky, Doody, and Bart [417/2168] have team battled Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot [581/3126] and lost! 1 day, 05:00:57 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/18 01:55:30] Shmegma [184/759] has challenged Doody [444/662] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:22:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/02/18 02:55:36] Shmegma [447/759] has challenged Anky [678/809] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:36:55 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/02/18 03:55:43] Shmegma [424/759] has challenged Bot [350/1271] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:27:35 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/02/18 04:55:50] Anky [648/809] has challenged Shmegma [550/759] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:55:47 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/02/18 08:56:15] squirtingbuffalo [210/1096] has challenged Shmegma [472/759] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:36:11 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/02/18 11:53:46] Shmegma invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:49:28 towards level 84.
[02/02/18 11:56:35] Bart [572/697] has challenged Shmegma [634/759] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:06:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/02/18 16:57:06] Bot [939/1271] has challenged Shmegma [752/759] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:30:22 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/02/18 18:57:20] Bot [48/1271] has challenged Shmegma [484/759] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:16:56 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/02/18 19:57:26] Doody [170/662] has challenged Shmegma [59/759] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:27:02 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/02/18 20:57:32] Anky [400/809] has challenged Shmegma [317/759] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:58:34 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/03/18 00:57:57] Shmegma [52/759] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [139/1096] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:41:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/03/18 03:58:15] Shmegma [507/759] has challenged Bot [769/1271] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:27:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/03/18 06:58:34] Bart [258/697] has challenged Shmegma [353/759] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:41:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/03/18 07:58:40] squirtingbuffalo [829/1096] has challenged Shmegma [477/759] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:16:50 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/03/18 08:44:51] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/03/18 08:44:51] Shmegma [100/759] has cum upon Wordy [517/936] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:42:23 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/03/18 08:58:47] Shmegma [453/759] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [3/1096] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:05:50 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/03/18 09:58:53] Wordy [686/936] has challenged Shmegma [397/759] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:32:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/03/18 20:49:09] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 1 day, 22:01:50 toward level 84.
[02/03/18 23:00:19] Doody [412/662] has challenged Shmegma [186/759] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:31:23 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/03/18 23:00:19] Doody has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:35:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/04/18 00:08:50] Anky [180/963] has challenged Shmegma [189/759] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:38:25 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/04/18 02:00:37] Shmegma [283/759] has challenged Wordy [603/936] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:38:02 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/04/18 03:25:04] Bot, squirtingbuffalo, and Bart [1419/3064] have team battled Shmegma, Anky, and Doody [1450/2384] and lost! 6 days, 02:06:25 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/18 04:05:54] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/04/18 05:17:25] Shmegma discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:49:03 towards level 84.
[02/04/18 14:01:54] Shmegma [66/759] has challenged Doody [93/662] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:23:48 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/04/18 16:55:22] Bot [458/1271] has cum upon Shmegma [596/759] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 10:36:06 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/04/18 20:02:34] Shmegma [202/759] has challenged Anky [470/963] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/04/18 23:02:54] Bot [1135/1271] has challenged Shmegma [173/759] in combat and won! 11 days, 15:42:05 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/05/18 02:03:14] Shmegma [347/759] has challenged Wordy [114/930] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:02:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/05/18 03:03:20] Shmegma [282/759] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [327/1096] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:45:06 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/05/18 04:03:27] Anky [672/963] has challenged Shmegma [183/759] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:37:15 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/05/18 14:04:30] Shmegma [591/759] has challenged Bart [195/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:27:54 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/05/18 20:05:09] Shmegma [129/759] has challenged Wordy [897/930] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:16:14 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/05/18 20:18:16] Shmegma EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:32:28 from level 84.
[02/05/18 21:05:15] Shmegma [753/759] has challenged Bot [852/1271] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:51 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/05/18 23:14:50] Wordy, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/05/18 23:14:53] squirtingbuffalo [578/1096] has cum upon Shmegma [655/759] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:21:43 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/05/18 23:29:27] Bot [609/1271] has cum upon Shmegma [679/759] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:41:10 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/06/18 02:05:46] squirtingbuffalo [453/1096] has challenged Shmegma [258/759] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:58:57 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/06/18 02:05:46] squirtingbuffalo has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/06/18 07:06:19] Shmegma [301/759] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [1042/1096] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/06/18 07:16:47] Shmegma [671/759] has challenged Wordy [25/930] in combat and won! 16 days, 12:57:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/06/18 11:59:55] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/18 16:00:37] Bot [129/1271] has cum upon Shmegma [160/759] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:26:56 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/06/18 17:07:23] Bart [355/705] has challenged Shmegma [58/759] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:56:07 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/06/18 20:23:09] Shmegma [61/759] has challenged dick [98/1272] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:55:48 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/06/18 22:23:21] Shmegma [25/759] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [1005/1096] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:55:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/07/18 01:23:41] Shmegma [492/759] has challenged Wordy [486/930] in combat and won! 16 days, 19:17:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/07/18 01:23:41] In the lemon party, Wordy dropped her level 81 ring! Shmegma picks it up, tossing her old level 51 ring to Wordy.
[02/07/18 02:23:48] Shmegma [288/792] has challenged dick [1161/1272] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:53:06 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/07/18 05:24:07] Shmegma [590/792] has challenged Wordy [208/903] in combat and won! 14 days, 09:07:15 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/07/18 07:24:19] Bart [369/705] has challenged Shmegma [479/792] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:01:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/07/18 08:24:25] Shmegma [528/792] has challenged Bart [275/705] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:42:32 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/07/18 09:24:33] Shmegma [319/792] has challenged Bot [470/1271] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:59:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/07/18 12:24:52] Wordy [437/903] has challenged Shmegma [466/792] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:47:01 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/07/18 13:01:23] Anky, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/07/18 14:25:04] Shmegma [137/792] has challenged Bot [684/1271] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:06:49 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/07/18 14:38:05] squirtingbuffalo [663/1096] has cum upon Shmegma [122/792] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 00:36:37 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/07/18 15:25:10] Doody [384/648] has challenged Shmegma [69/792] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:38:32 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/07/18 16:25:17] Shmegma [717/792] has challenged Wordy [436/903] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:49:54 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/07/18 22:25:55] Shmegma [497/792] has challenged dick [1110/1272] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:57:26 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/07/18 23:26:01] Bot [866/1271] has challenged Shmegma [156/792] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:02:40 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/08/18 01:26:13] Shmegma [14/792] has challenged Wordy [835/903] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:04:42 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/08/18 12:27:25] Anky [244/979] has challenged Shmegma [22/792] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:32:27 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/08/18 13:45:25] Shmegma grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:57:56 towards level 85.
[02/08/18 14:01:36] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/08/18 14:01:39] squirtingbuffalo [496/1096] has cum upon Shmegma [246/792] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 05:29:59 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/08/18 14:24:32] Shmegma [577/792] has cum upon Anky [206/979] and taken them in the face! 4 days, 16:13:28 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/08/18 17:25:33] Shmegma [24/792] has cum upon Bart [106/705] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:32:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/08/18 17:36:56] Shmegma [783/792] has cum upon Bart [657/705] and taken them in the face! 3 days, 22:05:52 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/08/18 21:28:21] Shmegma [671/792] has challenged Bot [64/1271] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:57:43 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/08/18 22:28:28] Shmegma [395/792] has challenged Doody [346/648] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:46:09 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/08/18 23:17:21] Shmegma came up with a tampon string while muffdiving. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:19:25 from level 85.
[02/08/18 23:28:34] Wordy [52/903] has challenged Shmegma [28/792] in combat and won! 14 days, 10:15:44 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/08/18 23:28:34] Wordy has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 0 days, 20:36:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/08/18 23:31:47] squirtingbuffalo, Anky, and Bot [1912/3346] have team battled Wordy, Doody, and Shmegma [2228/2343] and lost! 0 days, 02:14:15 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/18 02:28:54] Shmegma [779/792] has challenged Bot [741/1271] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:24:01 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/09/18 03:29:00] Bot [543/1271] has challenged Shmegma [631/792] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:51:17 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/09/18 08:18:32] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/09/18 08:18:53] Bot [395/1271] has cum upon Shmegma [272/792] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 21:53:58 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/09/18 08:36:44] Shmegma found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:54:11 towards level 85.
[02/09/18 09:44:56] squirtingbuffalo, Shmegma, and Anky [842/2867] have team battled Bot, Wordy, and Doody [898/2822] and lost! 0 days, 01:06:18 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/18 16:30:25] Shmegma [13/792] has challenged Anky [336/979] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:55:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/09/18 19:30:44] Shmegma [588/792] has challenged Bart [83/705] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:11:42 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/09/18 21:30:57] squirtingbuffalo [565/1108] has challenged Shmegma [272/792] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:39:35 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/09/18 22:31:04] Bot [1055/1271] has challenged Shmegma [404/792] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:10:00 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/09/18 23:31:11] Shmegma [367/792] has challenged dick [739/1272] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:21:17 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/10/18 01:31:24] Shmegma [731/792] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [293/1108] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:31:51 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/10/18 03:31:36] Shmegma [102/792] has challenged Bart [78/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:45:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/10/18 04:28:58] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/10/18 05:31:50] Anky [754/979] has challenged Shmegma [500/792] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:44:17 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/10/18 08:32:09] Wordy [521/903] has challenged Shmegma [211/792] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:13:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/10/18 10:32:22] Anky [749/979] has challenged Shmegma [405/792] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:10:52 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/10/18 13:32:41] Bot [342/1279] has challenged Shmegma [302/792] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:03:31 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/10/18 20:33:26] Shmegma [355/792] has challenged dick [1186/1280] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:24:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/10/18 20:50:52] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/10/18 21:33:32] Wordy [52/903] has challenged Shmegma [257/792] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:59:49 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/11/18 03:34:11] Shmegma [588/792] has challenged Wordy [220/903] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:18:10 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/11/18 06:34:31] Shmegma [518/792] has challenged Anky [67/979] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:01:19 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/11/18 10:34:57] Bart [24/705] has challenged Shmegma [459/792] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:17:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/11/18 13:35:16] Bot [1261/1279] has challenged Shmegma [634/792] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:47:50 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/11/18 15:35:28] Shmegma [394/792] has challenged Doody [503/648] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:48 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/11/18 17:35:40] Shmegma [432/792] has challenged Doody [404/648] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:21:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/11/18 18:35:47] Bart [609/705] has challenged Shmegma [709/792] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:23:15 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/11/18 19:35:53] Shmegma [123/792] has challenged Bot [19/1279] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:28:48 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/11/18 23:54:59] Wordy, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/12/18 01:07:01] Shmegma [439/792] has challenged Bot [126/1279] in combat and won! 15 days, 05:40:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/12/18 02:52:29] squirtingbuffalo [713/1108] has cum upon Shmegma [293/792] and taken them in the face! 2 days, 04:14:09 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/12/18 03:36:44] Shmegma [413/792] has challenged Bot [699/1279] in combat and lost! 6 days, 16:37:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/12/18 04:36:50] Shmegma [507/792] has challenged Anky [650/990] in combat and lost! 7 days, 10:10:48 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/12/18 13:37:46] Bot [1160/1279] has challenged Shmegma [306/792] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:56:49 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/12/18 19:38:25] Shmegma [201/792] has challenged Bot [376/1279] in combat and lost! 8 days, 04:07:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/12/18 22:38:45] Bart [619/705] has challenged Shmegma [55/792] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:37:04 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/13/18 02:39:09] Shmegma [451/792] has challenged Anky [580/990] in combat and lost! 9 days, 00:55:46 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/13/18 04:39:22] Doody [25/648] has challenged Shmegma [460/792] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:43:14 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/13/18 07:39:43] Bart [182/705] has challenged Shmegma [284/792] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:30:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/13/18 08:39:50] Bot [1057/1279] has challenged Shmegma [473/792] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:49 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/13/18 09:39:57] Shmegma [220/792] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [977/1108] in combat and lost! 9 days, 02:12:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/13/18 18:32:16] Shmegma came up with a tampon string while muffdiving. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 22:12:15 from level 86.
[02/13/18 18:40:56] Doody [80/648] has challenged Shmegma [673/792] in combat and lost! 7 days, 11:40:09 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/13/18 20:41:10] squirtingbuffalo [934/1108] has challenged Shmegma [754/792] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:21:05 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/13/18 22:41:22] Shmegma [424/792] has challenged Bot [930/1279] in combat and lost! 13 days, 05:38:11 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/14/18 00:41:36] Bot [914/1279] has challenged Shmegma [732/792] in combat and won! 16 days, 04:11:04 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/14/18 03:41:56] Shmegma [661/792] has challenged Anky [703/990] in combat and lost! 14 days, 16:01:31 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/14/18 06:44:21] Anky, Wordy, and squirtingbuffalo [2556/3001] have team battled Bot, Doody, and Shmegma [377/2719] and won! 2 days, 09:48:31 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/18 07:42:21] Doody [374/648] has challenged Shmegma [450/792] in combat and lost! 9 days, 03:38:43 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/14/18 13:00:46] Shmegma had a hot threesome! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 17 days, 13:12:28 towards level 86.
[02/14/18 17:43:27] Shmegma [147/792] has challenged Bart [644/705] in combat and lost! 14 days, 04:19:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/14/18 20:43:47] Shmegma [363/792] has challenged Bot [301/1279] in combat and won! 31 days, 04:06:45 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/14/18 22:44:00] Wordy [753/903] has challenged Shmegma [755/792] in combat and lost! 7 days, 21:04:57 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/15/18 05:44:44] Shmegma [123/792] has challenged Anky [75/990] in combat and won! 23 days, 14:51:09 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/15/18 09:45:08] Shmegma [668/792] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [12/1108] in combat and won! 19 days, 02:23:21 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/15/18 11:45:19] Wordy [105/903] has challenged Shmegma [39/792] in combat and won! 15 days, 07:52:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/15/18 12:45:25] Wordy [531/903] has challenged Shmegma [511/792] in combat and won! 12 days, 02:24:17 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/15/18 13:45:32] Shmegma [601/792] has challenged Bot [863/1279] in combat and lost! 8 days, 22:31:11 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/15/18 16:32:19] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/15/18 23:13:46] Shmegma [675/792] has cum upon Anky [39/990] and taken them in the face! 12 days, 18:48:08 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/16/18 02:46:52] Shmegma [18/792] has challenged Bot [9/1279] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:52:44 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/16/18 10:20:16] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/18 14:48:08] squirtingbuffalo [508/1108] has challenged Shmegma [346/792] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:50:38 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/16/18 16:48:20] Shmegma [198/792] has challenged Anky [98/980] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:57:06 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/16/18 19:48:39] Wordy [541/903] has challenged Shmegma [575/792] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:17:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/16/18 20:48:46] Shmegma [321/792] has challenged dick [1126/1289] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:45:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/16/18 23:49:04] Shmegma [41/792] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [694/1108] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:49:58 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/17/18 01:49:17] Shmegma [155/792] has challenged Doody [286/648] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:35:14 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/17/18 06:49:50] Wordy [48/903] has challenged Shmegma [144/792] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:19:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/17/18 09:08:19] Bart, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/17/18 10:50:15] Shmegma [149/792] has challenged Bot [1116/1288] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:27:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/17/18 12:50:27] Wordy [31/903] has challenged Shmegma [727/792] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:53:33 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/17/18 13:50:33] Shmegma [376/792] has challenged Bot [1195/1288] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:58:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/17/18 22:51:29] Shmegma [371/792] has challenged Bart [351/705] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:29:55 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/18/18 00:51:42] Shmegma [67/792] has challenged Bot [1001/1288] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:45:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/18/18 01:51:48] Anky [839/980] has challenged Shmegma [590/792] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:48:03 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/18/18 06:52:19] Anky [297/980] has challenged Shmegma [97/792] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:55:10 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/18/18 09:52:39] Bot [393/1288] has challenged Shmegma [294/792] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:43:57 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/18/18 10:52:45] Shmegma [386/792] has challenged Bart [93/705] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:18:10 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/18/18 12:52:58] Shmegma [12/792] has challenged Bart [289/705] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:29:35 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/18/18 13:53:04] Wordy [394/903] has challenged Shmegma [403/792] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:48:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/18/18 14:53:10] Shmegma [56/792] has challenged dick [1170/1289] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:56:31 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/18/18 15:53:17] Wordy [647/903] has challenged Shmegma [667/792] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:54:13 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/18/18 18:53:35] Anky [476/980] has challenged Shmegma [682/792] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:42:27 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/18/18 21:53:53] Shmegma [7/792] has challenged Doody [42/648] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:06:31 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/19/18 00:46:48] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/19/18 01:54:19] Shmegma [53/792] has challenged dick [747/1289] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:01:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/19/18 09:55:14] Anky [701/980] has challenged Shmegma [656/792] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:02:46 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/19/18 18:56:12] squirtingbuffalo [155/1108] has challenged Shmegma [757/792] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:41:43 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/19/18 20:30:04] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/19/18 20:56:24] Shmegma [200/792] has challenged Bot [503/1288] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:29:25 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/19/18 22:56:37] Shmegma [292/792] has challenged Doody [614/648] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:41:02 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/19/18 23:56:44] Shmegma [14/792] has challenged Anky [752/980] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:53:20 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/20/18 00:56:51] Shmegma [370/792] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [425/1108] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:38:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/20/18 08:57:42] Shmegma [779/792] has challenged Wordy [423/903] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:16:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/20/18 13:24:07] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/20/18 13:33:02] Bot [189/1288] has cum upon Shmegma [328/792] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:42:45 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/20/18 13:58:14] Wordy [34/903] has challenged Shmegma [515/792] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:02:05 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/20/18 16:58:33] Bart [492/705] has challenged Shmegma [84/792] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:14:25 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/20/18 18:48:07] Anky, squirtingbuffalo, and Bart [2141/2793] have team battled Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot [1182/2983] and won! 0 days, 18:28:42 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/18 23:59:22] Shmegma [694/792] has challenged Wordy [147/903] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:53:30 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/21/18 00:59:28] Anky [198/980] has challenged Shmegma [699/792] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:41:36 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/21/18 04:59:53] Wordy [566/903] has challenged Shmegma [230/792] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:55:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/21/18 05:59:59] Shmegma [395/792] has challenged Wordy [119/903] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:59:36 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/21/18 08:00:13] Shmegma [740/792] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [15/1108] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:58:42 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/21/18 13:38:01] Anky, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/21/18 14:00:51] squirtingbuffalo [829/1108] has challenged Shmegma [420/792] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:07:10 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/21/18 15:00:58] Shmegma [234/792] has challenged Doody [559/648] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:56:25 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/21/18 16:01:04] Anky [529/980] has challenged Shmegma [383/792] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:05:15 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/21/18 17:58:53] Shmegma found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:08:15 towards level 86.
[02/21/18 19:01:24] Shmegma [752/792] has challenged Anky [193/980] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:28:08 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/21/18 21:01:36] Doody [298/648] has challenged Shmegma [450/792] in combat and lost! 16 days, 11:30:17 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/21/18 23:01:49] Shmegma [362/792] has challenged Bart [620/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:47:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/22/18 00:01:56] Doody [497/648] has challenged Shmegma [242/792] in combat and won! 32 days, 06:33:29 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/22/18 01:02:03] Anky [62/980] has challenged Shmegma [383/792] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:58:05 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/22/18 02:02:09] Anky [451/980] has challenged Shmegma [349/792] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:00:26 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/22/18 03:02:16] Doody [464/652] has challenged Shmegma [570/792] in combat and lost! 14 days, 13:17:49 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/22/18 11:03:08] Anky [927/980] has challenged Shmegma [78/792] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:44:48 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/22/18 13:03:21] Shmegma [395/792] has challenged Bart [23/705] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:44:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/22/18 14:03:28] Wordy [842/903] has challenged Shmegma [18/792] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:13:22 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/22/18 16:03:41] Bart [100/705] has challenged Shmegma [313/792] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:01:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/22/18 18:13:24] Bot [896/1288] has challenged Shmegma [668/792] in combat and won! 15 days, 18:55:01 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/22/18 18:21:44] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/22/18 23:04:26] squirtingbuffalo [288/1108] has challenged Shmegma [756/792] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:56 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/23/18 06:05:11] Shmegma [658/792] has challenged Anky [525/980] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:29:37 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/23/18 08:05:24] Shmegma [181/792] has challenged dick [722/1289] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:01:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/23/18 09:19:20] Bart, Doody, and Bot [1522/2645] have team battled Shmegma, Wordy, and Anky [2504/2675] and lost! 0 days, 22:09:28 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/18 10:05:37] Shmegma [503/792] has challenged Wordy [698/903] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:49:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/23/18 15:06:10] Shmegma [586/792] has challenged Anky [649/980] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:04:54 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/23/18 18:06:28] Doody [203/652] has challenged Shmegma [581/792] in combat and lost! 26 days, 03:38:02 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/23/18 19:06:35] Shmegma [452/792] has challenged Doody [170/652] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:13:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/24/18 01:07:11] Shmegma [430/792] has challenged Bart [635/705] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:05:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/24/18 03:07:24] Bot [513/1288] has challenged Shmegma [377/792] in combat and won! 8 days, 22:52:31 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/24/18 06:07:43] Shmegma [780/792] has challenged dick [141/1289] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:35:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/24/18 07:28:27] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/24/18 08:30:42] Shmegma [658/792] has cum upon Wordy [424/903] and taken them in the face! 2 days, 04:44:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/24/18 13:08:27] Bart [246/705] has challenged Shmegma [197/792] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:18:20 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/24/18 14:08:34] Anky [708/980] has challenged Shmegma [778/792] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:05:39 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/24/18 18:08:59] Wordy [878/903] has challenged Shmegma [219/792] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:59:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/24/18 19:09:06] Doody [525/652] has challenged Shmegma [486/792] in combat and won! 46 days, 04:12:18 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/24/18 21:09:18] Bart [158/705] has challenged Shmegma [59/792] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:58:24 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/24/18 23:46:29] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/18 00:09:38] Doody [498/652] has challenged Shmegma [184/792] in combat and won! 44 days, 21:25:48 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/25/18 01:09:43] Shmegma [38/792] has challenged Wordy [343/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:41:14 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/25/18 06:38:00] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/25/18 09:10:39] Anky [570/980] has challenged Shmegma [752/792] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:39:41 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/25/18 12:10:58] Shmegma [325/792] has challenged Wordy [63/908] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:06:44 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/25/18 13:11:04] Doody [376/652] has challenged Shmegma [250/792] in combat and won! 24 days, 14:20:16 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/25/18 14:11:10] Shmegma [207/792] has challenged Anky [299/980] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:57:48 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/25/18 16:11:22] Shmegma [762/792] has challenged Anky [71/980] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:42:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/25/18 19:11:42] Shmegma [616/792] has challenged Anky [878/980] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:20:26 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/25/18 20:11:49] Wordy [636/908] has challenged Shmegma [747/792] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:10:27 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/26/18 11:13:24] Doody [249/652] has challenged Shmegma [460/792] in combat and lost! 9 days, 13:15:11 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/26/18 15:13:50] Anky [53/980] has challenged Shmegma [727/792] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/26/18 17:13:13] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/18 21:14:30] Shmegma [609/792] has challenged Doody [473/652] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:30:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/26/18 21:24:13] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/26/18 22:14:36] Shmegma [702/792] has challenged Doody [449/652] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:06:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/27/18 00:14:50] Shmegma [656/792] has challenged dick [484/1289] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:29:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/27/18 01:14:56] Shmegma [782/792] has challenged Bart [323/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:03:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/27/18 09:15:48] Doody [533/652] has challenged Shmegma [31/792] in combat and won! 17 days, 03:17:12 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/27/18 11:16:02] Shmegma [253/792] has challenged Wordy [135/908] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:13 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/27/18 11:16:02] Shmegma has dealt Wordy a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:09:05 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/27/18 14:16:22] Bot [49/1288] has challenged Shmegma [658/792] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:34:47 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/27/18 14:17:38] Shmegma [112/792] has challenged Anky [192/980] in combat and lost! 8 days, 11:45:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/27/18 17:16:41] Shmegma [701/792] has challenged dick [1123/1289] in combat and lost! 8 days, 13:18:51 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/27/18 19:16:54] Shmegma [21/792] has challenged Bart [197/705] in combat and lost! 9 days, 09:38:43 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/27/18 21:17:07] Bart [647/705] has challenged Shmegma [525/792] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:55:25 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/27/18 22:17:13] Shmegma [202/792] has challenged Anky [687/994] in combat and lost! 11 days, 08:42:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/28/18 02:17:39] Shmegma [491/792] has challenged Doody [103/652] in combat and won! 22 days, 21:33:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/28/18 04:17:53] Shmegma [706/792] has challenged Bart [608/705] in combat and won! 16 days, 11:19:14 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/28/18 04:17:53] In the lemon party, Bart dropped her level 73 set of leggings! Shmegma picks it up, tossing her old level 62 set of leggings to Bart.
[02/28/18 07:18:13] Anky [916/994] has challenged Shmegma [133/804] in combat and won! 8 days, 14:44:54 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/28/18 09:18:26] Shmegma [439/804] has challenged Bart [269/693] in combat and won! 13 days, 11:15:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/28/18 10:37:49] Wordy [525/908] has challenged Shmegma [450/804] in combat and won! 17 days, 11:14:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/28/18 11:18:39] Bart [277/693] has challenged Shmegma [541/804] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:51:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/28/18 12:18:45] Anky [863/994] has challenged Shmegma [384/804] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:01:26 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/28/18 13:18:50] Anky [687/994] has challenged Shmegma [304/804] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:55:43 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/28/18 15:19:04] Shmegma [244/804] has challenged Bart [502/693] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:39:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/28/18 21:19:40] Shmegma [238/804] has challenged Anky [88/994] in combat and won! 13 days, 09:27:19 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/01/18 07:20:47] Shmegma [578/804] has challenged Doody [37/652] in combat and won! 14 days, 18:57:17 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/01/18 09:20:59] Shmegma [383/804] has challenged Wordy [258/908] in combat and won! 13 days, 14:05:51 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/01/18 11:21:11] Anky [171/994] has challenged Shmegma [177/804] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:07:19 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/01/18 12:21:18] Anky [774/994] has challenged Shmegma [212/804] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:49:43 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/01/18 14:21:31] Anky [545/994] has challenged Shmegma [314/804] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:28:26 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/01/18 20:22:09] Shmegma [529/804] has challenged Doody [184/652] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:08:23 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/01/18 23:22:29] Shmegma [61/804] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [892/1108] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:09:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/02/18 00:22:35] Bot [139/1288] has challenged Shmegma [8/804] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:33:27 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/02/18 03:22:55] Bart [605/693] has challenged Shmegma [697/804] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:21:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/02/18 04:23:02] Shmegma [366/804] has challenged dick [1040/1289] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:16:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/02/18 10:23:41] Shmegma [478/804] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [383/1108] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:52:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/02/18 14:02:04] Shmegma [641/804] has cum upon Bart [664/693] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:08:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/02/18 14:41:30] Shmegma [568/804] has cum upon Bart [500/693] and taken them in the face! 6 days, 20:30:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/02/18 17:24:26] Shmegma [693/804] has challenged Bart [189/693] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:24:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/03/18 02:31:29] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/03/18 03:15:43] Shmegma bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:05:55 towards level 87.
[03/03/18 03:25:30] Wordy [243/882] has challenged Shmegma [561/804] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:35:24 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/03/18 04:25:36] Bot [151/1093] has challenged Shmegma [102/804] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:07:02 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/03/18 05:25:42] Wordy [99/882] has challenged Shmegma [534/804] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:06:01 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/03/18 14:26:40] Shmegma [10/804] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [608/1108] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:20:11 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/03/18 15:26:47] Shmegma [343/804] has challenged Anky [1038/1208] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:54:25 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/03/18 22:27:31] Shmegma [800/804] has challenged Doody [152/681] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:19:08 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/03/18 23:27:38] Shmegma [319/804] has challenged dick [377/1109] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:37:38 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/04/18 00:27:44] Shmegma [158/804] has challenged Wordy [574/882] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:32:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/04/18 02:10:48] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/04/18 02:27:56] Doody [40/681] has challenged Shmegma [477/804] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:30:19 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/04/18 05:28:15] Doody [30/681] has challenged Shmegma [496/804] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:31:31 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/04/18 15:29:21] Bart [605/696] has challenged Shmegma [212/804] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:54:37 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/04/18 16:29:27] Shmegma [484/804] has challenged Bot [229/1107] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:07:30 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/04/18 20:29:52] Bart [656/696] has challenged Shmegma [392/804] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:24:25 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/04/18 23:30:11] Shmegma [775/804] has challenged Doody [118/681] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:22:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/05/18 01:38:18] Shmegma grew a third nipple! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:50:25 towards level 87.
[03/05/18 02:30:31] Shmegma [586/804] has challenged Bart [43/696] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:57:09 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/05/18 08:31:07] Shmegma [390/804] has challenged Wordy [328/881] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:11:33 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/05/18 10:31:19] squirtingbuffalo [306/1104] has challenged Shmegma [17/804] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:58:02 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/05/18 11:31:26] Shmegma [250/804] has challenged Anky [508/1208] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:15:40 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/05/18 16:31:59] Shmegma [462/804] has challenged Bot [112/1108] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:55:50 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/05/18 17:32:05] Wordy [628/881] has challenged Shmegma [545/804] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:38:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/06/18 02:20:33] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/18 03:33:07] Wordy [626/881] has challenged Shmegma [113/804] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:45:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/06/18 06:33:26] Shmegma [138/804] has challenged Bot [411/1108] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:49:07 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/06/18 11:33:59] Shmegma [593/804] has challenged Wordy [657/881] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:18:07 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/06/18 12:34:06] Wordy [530/881] has challenged Shmegma [470/804] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:24:20 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/06/18 13:34:12] Shmegma [774/804] has challenged Wordy [804/881] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:42:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/06/18 15:34:24] Shmegma [294/804] has challenged Wordy [757/881] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:57:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/06/18 19:41:09] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/18 04:03:01] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/07/18 04:11:08] Shmegma [722/804] has cum upon Anky [699/1162] and taken them in the face! 3 days, 03:13:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/07/18 05:35:56] Shmegma [592/804] has challenged Bot [242/1108] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:53:27 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/07/18 07:36:11] Shmegma [516/804] has challenged Anky [120/1162] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:55:01 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/07/18 11:11:07] Bot [215/1108] has cum upon Shmegma [397/804] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:00:35 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/07/18 13:36:50] Shmegma [634/804] has challenged dick [701/1109] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:47:41 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/07/18 14:36:56] Bot [681/1108] has challenged Shmegma [796/804] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:16:46 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/07/18 22:37:44] Doody [166/681] has challenged Shmegma [691/804] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:25:53 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/07/18 23:37:50] Anky [590/1162] has challenged Shmegma [463/804] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:58:39 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/07/18 23:37:50] In the lemon party, Shmegma dropped her level 73 charm! Anky picks it up, tossing her old level 33 charm to Shmegma.
[03/08/18 08:38:46] Wordy [664/918] has challenged Shmegma [340/760] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:41:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/08/18 13:06:20] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/08/18 13:18:45] Anky, Shmegma, and Bart [1292/2662] have team battled Doody, Bot, and Wordy [1127/2707] and won! 0 days, 02:42:34 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/18 14:39:23] Shmegma [297/760] has challenged Bot [401/1108] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:39:41 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/08/18 16:39:36] Bart [188/696] has challenged Shmegma [5/760] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:40:50 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/08/18 22:40:14] Shmegma [648/760] has challenged dick [988/1109] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:40:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/09/18 02:40:39] Anky [741/1206] has challenged Shmegma [198/760] in combat and won! 16 days, 20:39:45 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/09/18 02:55:26] Shmegma [649/760] has cum upon Wordy [568/918] and taken them in the face! 7 days, 16:35:08 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/09/18 03:40:45] Anky [499/1206] has challenged Shmegma [736/760] in combat and lost! 8 days, 13:44:20 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/09/18 04:40:52] Shmegma [356/760] has challenged Anky [967/1206] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:46:56 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/09/18 05:40:58] Anky [358/1206] has challenged Shmegma [176/760] in combat and won! 16 days, 18:49:39 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/09/18 08:41:17] Bart [624/696] has challenged Shmegma [279/760] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:40:19 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/09/18 15:42:00] Shmegma [192/760] has challenged Doody [296/681] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:01:35 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/09/18 18:42:20] Bart [478/696] has challenged Shmegma [672/760] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:58:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/09/18 19:42:27] Shmegma [261/760] has challenged Bot [950/1108] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:09:30 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/09/18 20:42:33] Bart [104/696] has challenged Shmegma [92/760] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:38:49 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/10/18 02:43:13] Shmegma [173/760] has challenged Anky [1181/1206] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:45:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/10/18 03:43:19] Shmegma [654/760] has challenged Bart [669/696] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:29:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/10/18 06:31:31] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/10/18 07:43:44] Shmegma [322/760] has challenged Doody [246/681] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:17:46 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/10/18 11:44:10] Shmegma [262/760] has challenged Doody [288/681] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:41:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/10/18 12:44:16] Shmegma [425/760] has challenged Anky [510/1206] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:48:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/10/18 14:44:28] Shmegma [567/760] has challenged Wordy [256/918] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:30:48 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/10/18 15:44:35] Wordy [801/918] has challenged Shmegma [583/760] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:53:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/10/18 19:45:00] Shmegma [629/760] has challenged Bart [543/696] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:38:46 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/11/18 00:45:33] Bot [496/1108] has challenged Shmegma [221/760] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:55:52 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/11/18 05:28:55] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/11/18 05:29:07] Shmegma [355/760] has cum upon Bart [483/696] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:43:56 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/11/18 05:45:57] Shmegma [558/760] has challenged Wordy [429/918] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:16:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/11/18 09:46:22] Bart [127/696] has challenged Shmegma [161/760] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:40:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/11/18 12:46:41] Doody [369/681] has challenged Shmegma [389/760] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:02:37 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/11/18 13:46:47] Anky [582/1206] has challenged Shmegma [10/760] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:20:45 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/11/18 17:47:14] Shmegma [713/760] has challenged Doody [365/681] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:41:41 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/11/18 18:40:34] Bot, Bart, and Wordy [885/2722] have team battled Shmegma, Doody, and Anky [775/2647] and won! 2 days, 04:13:15 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/18 02:48:11] Shmegma [32/760] has challenged Doody [344/681] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:04:26 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/12/18 03:48:17] Bot [975/1108] has challenged Shmegma [20/760] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:45:08 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/12/18 04:48:23] Anky [360/1206] has challenged Shmegma [364/760] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:53:35 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/12/18 07:48:42] Doody [634/681] has challenged Shmegma [32/760] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:08:51 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/12/18 14:49:27] Shmegma [183/760] has challenged Bart [6/696] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:44:49 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/12/18 19:33:33] Bart, Bot, and Wordy [665/2722] have team battled Shmegma, Anky, and Doody [979/2647] and lost! 0 days, 14:00:37 is added to their clocks.
[03/12/18 23:50:24] Shmegma [435/760] has challenged Doody [450/681] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:55:33 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/13/18 00:50:30] Wordy [344/918] has challenged Shmegma [338/760] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:32:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/13/18 01:18:44] Wordy slipped a mickey to Shmegma and stole her level 196 weapon while they were passed out! Wordy leaves her old level 192 weapon behind, which Shmegma then takes. Also Shmegma wakes up with a really sore asshole.
[03/13/18 01:50:35] Shmegma [577/755] has challenged Doody [589/681] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:47:14 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/13/18 01:54:29] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/13/18 03:50:48] Shmegma [648/755] has challenged dick [398/1109] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:04:01 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/13/18 04:50:54] Anky [380/1206] has challenged Shmegma [523/755] in combat and lost! 9 days, 23:02:10 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/13/18 05:51:00] Wordy [555/922] has challenged Shmegma [733/755] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:24:56 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/13/18 07:51:13] Shmegma [340/755] has challenged Bot [728/1108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:25:53 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/13/18 09:51:24] Shmegma [294/755] has challenged dick [619/1109] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:16:08 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/13/18 10:51:31] Shmegma [660/755] has challenged Wordy [757/922] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:50:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/13/18 12:51:44] Shmegma [20/755] has challenged dick [995/1114] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:10:47 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/13/18 13:51:51] Shmegma [494/755] has challenged Bart [125/696] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:51:19 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/13/18 14:51:58] Anky [846/1206] has challenged Shmegma [198/755] in combat and won! 15 days, 12:52:24 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/13/18 15:52:04] Doody [679/681] has challenged Shmegma [599/755] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:40:27 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/13/18 16:52:10] Shmegma [129/755] has challenged Bart [423/696] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:12:41 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/13/18 18:52:23] Bot [232/1113] has challenged Shmegma [620/755] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:43:10 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/13/18 20:51:59] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/13/18 20:52:35] Wordy [395/922] has challenged Shmegma [175/755] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:34:26 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/13/18 23:52:55] Wordy [762/922] has challenged Shmegma [33/755] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:18:06 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/14/18 00:53:01] Shmegma [65/755] has challenged dick [299/1114] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:01:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/14/18 01:53:08] Doody [318/681] has challenged Shmegma [286/755] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:07:02 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/14/18 03:53:20] Shmegma [43/755] has challenged dick [134/1114] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:49:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/14/18 07:53:46] Bot [7/1113] has challenged Shmegma [499/755] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:22:40 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/14/18 09:53:58] Bot [1099/1113] has challenged Shmegma [482/755] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:04:48 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/14/18 10:54:04] Shmegma [365/755] has challenged Bot [102/1113] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:50:32 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/14/18 16:54:39] Wordy [653/922] has challenged Shmegma [190/755] in combat and won! 15 days, 15:46:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/14/18 18:46:59] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/18 20:00:49] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/14/18 20:01:07] Shmegma [624/755] has cum upon Anky [642/1206] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:53:58 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/15/18 01:55:37] Shmegma [432/755] has challenged Anky [1169/1206] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:00:30 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/15/18 10:56:33] Bot [642/1068] has challenged Shmegma [525/755] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:25:47 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/15/18 11:56:40] Shmegma [492/755] has challenged dick [614/1105] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:04:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/15/18 12:56:46] Bart [104/696] has challenged Shmegma [713/755] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:40:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/15/18 19:57:31] Shmegma [258/755] has challenged Bot [209/1106] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:20:23 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/15/18 21:57:44] Wordy [361/922] has challenged Shmegma [456/755] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:16:29 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/15/18 22:57:51] Bot [715/1106] has challenged Shmegma [701/755] in combat and won! 11 days, 08:55:31 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/15/18 23:57:58] Shmegma [190/755] has challenged Bart [246/696] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:14:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/16/18 01:58:10] Bot [1049/1106] has challenged Shmegma [698/755] in combat and won! 8 days, 22:58:48 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/16/18 01:58:10] In the lemon party, Shmegma dropped her level 70 tunic! Bot picks it up, tossing her old level 49 tunic to Shmegma.
[03/16/18 03:58:23] Wordy [417/903] has challenged Shmegma [558/732] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:13:35 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/16/18 06:58:42] Bart [577/696] has challenged Shmegma [561/732] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:09:30 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/16/18 07:58:49] Shmegma [641/732] has challenged Anky [727/1206] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:15:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/16/18 09:59:01] Bart [445/696] has challenged Shmegma [435/732] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:15:48 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/16/18 12:59:20] Bart [260/696] has challenged Shmegma [322/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:39:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/16/18 15:59:39] Bot [573/1127] has challenged Shmegma [186/732] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:58:13 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/16/18 18:59:58] Shmegma [615/732] has challenged Anky [915/1206] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:49:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/16/18 19:17:54] Bart [417/696] has challenged Shmegma [401/732] in combat and won! 13 days, 16:31:01 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/16/18 20:00:04] Anky [1167/1206] has challenged Shmegma [433/732] in combat and won! 15 days, 10:13:29 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/16/18 21:31:17] Doody, Wordy, and Bot [2281/2777] have team battled Shmegma, Anky, and Bart [1081/2634] and won! 1 day, 07:40:14 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/18 22:00:17] Shmegma [592/732] has challenged Bart [260/696] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:53:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/16/18 23:00:23] Doody [558/747] has challenged Shmegma [80/732] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:40:41 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/17/18 02:00:43] Shmegma [37/732] has challenged Anky [292/1206] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:44:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/17/18 04:00:55] Shmegma [528/732] has challenged Bart [49/696] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:14:08 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/17/18 10:01:27] Doody, Bart, and Shmegma [386/2175] have team battled Bot, Anky, and Wordy [1859/3236] and lost! 0 days, 02:39:27 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/18 10:01:33] Shmegma [649/732] has challenged dick [848/1128] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:35:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/17/18 13:01:53] Bart [686/696] has challenged Shmegma [52/732] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:15:22 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/17/18 16:02:13] Shmegma [428/732] has challenged Doody [448/747] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:16:04 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/17/18 19:02:32] Shmegma [650/732] has challenged dick [99/1128] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:57:28 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/17/18 21:02:45] Shmegma [6/732] has challenged Doody [617/747] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/18/18 03:30:50] Shmegma [262/732] has challenged Bart [344/696] in combat and lost! 7 days, 19:38:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/18/18 04:03:20] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/18/18 06:03:41] Shmegma [79/732] has challenged Bart [643/696] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:33:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/18/18 14:04:32] Shmegma [264/732] has challenged Anky [905/1206] in combat and lost! 8 days, 11:03:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/18/18 15:04:39] Anky [194/1206] has challenged Shmegma [256/732] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:46:03 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/18/18 17:04:52] Shmegma [565/732] has challenged Bart [656/696] in combat and lost! 7 days, 21:13:07 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/18/18 21:05:17] Shmegma [470/732] has challenged Wordy [879/903] in combat and lost! 11 days, 06:03:42 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/19/18 01:05:43] Shmegma [327/732] has challenged Bot [790/1127] in combat and lost! 11 days, 17:12:51 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/19/18 04:25:33] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/19/18 04:25:36] Shmegma [553/732] has cum upon Wordy [491/903] and taken them in the face! 18 days, 20:10:48 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/19/18 08:06:31] Shmegma [213/732] has challenged Wordy [570/903] in combat and lost! 8 days, 04:19:05 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/19/18 14:45:39] Doody [584/747] has challenged Shmegma [705/732] in combat and lost! 8 days, 11:02:15 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/19/18 21:46:23] Anky [685/1206] has challenged Shmegma [336/732] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:39:38 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/19/18 22:46:29] Shmegma [254/732] has challenged Wordy [394/903] in combat and lost! 9 days, 04:04:47 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/20/18 02:46:54] Shmegma [481/732] has challenged Anky [27/1206] in combat and won! 16 days, 16:53:19 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/20/18 11:47:48] Shmegma [115/732] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [292/1112] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:53:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/20/18 12:47:55] Wordy [408/903] has challenged Shmegma [119/732] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:02:41 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/20/18 15:48:13] Shmegma [520/732] has challenged Wordy [464/903] in combat and won! 15 days, 21:47:46 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/20/18 17:48:25] Bart [128/696] has challenged Shmegma [604/732] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:21:47 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/20/18 18:48:31] Shmegma [210/732] has challenged dick [957/1128] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:31:05 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/20/18 21:48:48] Anky [109/1206] has challenged Shmegma [92/732] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:24:50 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/20/18 23:49:01] Shmegma [453/732] has challenged Doody [203/747] in combat and won! 12 days, 05:30:55 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/21/18 04:49:32] Doody [300/747] has challenged Shmegma [9/732] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:14:39 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/21/18 09:50:04] Shmegma [524/732] has challenged Anky [979/1206] in combat and lost! 8 days, 04:15:15 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/21/18 12:16:15] Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma [318/2331] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Doody, and Bot [2014/2986] and lost! 5 days, 22:16:38 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/18 13:50:28] Shmegma [399/732] has challenged Doody [337/747] in combat and won! 17 days, 05:41:42 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/21/18 18:50:56] Anky [1115/1206] has challenged Shmegma [695/732] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:24:01 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/21/18 20:51:09] Shmegma [383/732] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [999/1112] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:25:11 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/22/18 00:51:34] Wordy [541/903] has challenged Shmegma [709/732] in combat and lost! 13 days, 02:31:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/22/18 05:26:26] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/18 06:52:11] Wordy [507/903] has challenged Shmegma [541/732] in combat and lost! 14 days, 15:32:43 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/22/18 10:52:36] squirtingbuffalo [322/1112] has challenged Shmegma [552/732] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:13:51 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/22/18 12:52:49] Wordy [643/903] has challenged Shmegma [320/732] in combat and won! 31 days, 12:36:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/22/18 13:53:17] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/22/18 17:53:20] Bart [80/696] has challenged Shmegma [610/732] in combat and lost! 6 days, 18:55:07 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/22/18 18:53:25] Bart [257/696] has challenged Shmegma [590/732] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:20:55 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/22/18 20:53:38] Bot [144/1127] has challenged Shmegma [7/732] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:35:04 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/22/18 23:53:59] Shmegma [115/732] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [930/1112] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:04:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/23/18 00:54:05] Bart [130/696] has challenged Shmegma [425/732] in combat and lost! 10 days, 13:06:19 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/23/18 03:47:59] Shmegma found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:37:06 towards level 88.
[03/23/18 03:54:24] Wordy [382/903] has challenged Shmegma [665/732] in combat and lost! 17 days, 18:25:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/23/18 08:54:07] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/23/18 11:54:32] Bot, Wordy, and Anky [755/3236] have team battled Bart, squirtingbuffalo, and Shmegma [382/2540] and won! 0 days, 06:17:15 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/18 11:55:11] Shmegma [507/732] has challenged Bart [449/696] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:50:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/23/18 12:55:17] Anky [961/1206] has challenged Shmegma [228/732] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:45:00 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/23/18 13:55:23] Shmegma [320/732] has challenged Bot [30/1127] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:50:23 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/23/18 16:55:39] Shmegma [334/732] has challenged Bot [687/1127] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:01:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/23/18 18:55:52] Shmegma [592/732] has challenged Doody [539/747] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:01:37 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/23/18 19:55:57] Shmegma [330/732] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [566/1112] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:27:17 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/24/18 01:56:34] Shmegma [378/732] has challenged Bart [109/696] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:11:42 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/24/18 01:56:34] In the lemon party, Bart dropped her level 37 shield! Shmegma picks it up, tossing her old level 26 shield to Bart.
[03/24/18 04:12:31] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/18 04:56:53] Shmegma [653/744] has challenged Bart [187/684] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:33:09 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/24/18 06:57:05] Doody [21/747] has challenged Shmegma [221/744] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:51:33 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/24/18 08:57:18] Bart [450/684] has challenged Shmegma [10/744] in combat and won! 13 days, 21:57:36 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/24/18 10:36:34] Bot [1062/1127] has challenged Shmegma [270/744] in combat and won! 16 days, 10:02:13 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/24/18 15:17:46] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Shmegma on the taint, pushing them 3 days, 15:05:46 toward level 88.
[03/24/18 15:58:00] Shmegma [193/744] has challenged Bart [187/684] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:11:32 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/24/18 17:58:11] squirtingbuffalo [341/1121] has challenged Shmegma [229/744] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:19:47 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/24/18 18:58:17] Bot [107/1118] has challenged Shmegma [684/744] in combat and lost! 7 days, 08:52:34 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/24/18 23:58:47] Shmegma [275/744] has challenged Anky [1011/1206] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:00:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/25/18 00:58:54] Wordy [776/903] has challenged Shmegma [674/744] in combat and won! 13 days, 14:39:24 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/25/18 01:59:00] Shmegma [676/744] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [1023/1121] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:21:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/25/18 05:33:30] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/25/18 08:59:42] Shmegma [138/744] has challenged Wordy [57/903] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:45:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/25/18 10:59:54] Shmegma [100/744] has challenged Wordy [262/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:18:05 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/25/18 14:00:13] Doody [199/747] has challenged Shmegma [701/744] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:16:46 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/25/18 16:00:25] Doody [93/747] has challenged Shmegma [176/744] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:52:21 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/25/18 19:00:43] Shmegma [528/744] has challenged Doody [208/747] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:14:53 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/25/18 21:00:55] Shmegma [496/744] has challenged Wordy [172/903] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:15:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/25/18 21:52:03] Anky, Wordy, and Bot [3221/3227] have team battled Doody, squirtingbuffalo, and Shmegma [2553/2612] and won! 0 days, 09:03:07 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/18 00:01:14] Shmegma [435/744] has challenged Bot [564/1118] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:34:41 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/26/18 01:01:20] Shmegma [121/744] has challenged Anky [949/1206] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:29:14 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/26/18 01:16:03] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/26/18 05:01:44] Shmegma [594/744] has challenged Doody [693/747] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:29:45 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/26/18 09:02:08] Shmegma [63/744] has challenged Doody [405/747] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:54:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/26/18 13:02:32] Bart [479/684] has challenged Shmegma [94/744] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:39:54 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/26/18 22:25:52] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/27/18 02:03:51] Anky [194/1206] has challenged Shmegma [30/744] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:01:55 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/27/18 05:04:07] Shmegma [483/744] has challenged Bot [1040/1118] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:38:46 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/27/18 06:04:13] Bot [28/1118] has challenged Shmegma [211/744] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:15:35 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/27/18 09:04:31] Shmegma [641/744] has challenged Doody [615/747] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:15:54 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/27/18 10:04:37] Bot [727/1118] has challenged Shmegma [522/744] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:01:44 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/27/18 12:04:50] Anky [208/1206] has challenged Shmegma [572/744] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:07:49 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/27/18 16:05:14] Shmegma [395/744] has challenged Doody [639/747] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:31:34 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/27/18 18:05:25] Shmegma [103/744] has challenged Wordy [24/903] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:33:44 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/27/18 20:05:37] squirtingbuffalo [615/1121] has challenged Shmegma [439/744] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:28:15 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/27/18 22:05:49] Bart [217/684] has challenged Shmegma [495/744] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:21:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/27/18 22:44:49] Wordy, Bot, and Shmegma [2097/2765] have team battled Anky, squirtingbuffalo, and Doody [1303/3074] and won! 2 days, 19:04:17 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/18 00:06:00] Shmegma [689/744] has challenged Bart [60/684] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:02:52 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/28/18 09:06:53] Shmegma [81/744] has challenged dick [636/1124] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:59:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/28/18 10:06:58] Shmegma [307/744] has challenged Bart [31/684] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:22:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/28/18 12:48:02] Anky, squirtingbuffalo, and Wordy [2141/3230] have team battled Shmegma, Bart, and Doody [561/2175] and won! 1 day, 03:25:42 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/18 13:07:16] Wordy [374/903] has challenged Shmegma [532/744] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:50:59 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/28/18 14:07:23] squirtingbuffalo [749/1121] has challenged Shmegma [260/744] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:45:44 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/28/18 14:07:23] In the lemon party, Shmegma dropped her level 81 ring! squirtingbuffalo picks it up, tossing her old level 74 ring to Shmegma.
[03/28/18 16:07:34] Doody [426/747] has challenged Shmegma [724/737] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:33:36 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/28/18 21:08:07] Shmegma [581/737] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [822/1128] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:31:15 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/28/18 22:48:13] squirtingbuffalo, Doody, and Shmegma [313/2612] have team battled Wordy, Anky, and Bart [823/2793] and lost! 0 days, 15:23:23 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/18 23:08:18] Bot [1097/1123] has challenged Shmegma [169/737] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:28:47 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/29/18 00:08:25] Shmegma [406/737] has challenged Doody [418/747] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:07:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/29/18 06:29:27] Shmegma [694/737] has cum upon Doody [660/747] and taken them in the face! 5 days, 06:01:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/29/18 06:29:30] Shmegma [392/737] has cum upon Doody [506/747] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:53:26 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/29/18 07:09:04] Shmegma [498/737] has challenged Bot [663/1123] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:38:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/29/18 07:11:52] Shmegma [188/737] has cum upon Doody [126/747] and taken them in the face! 5 days, 04:43:17 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/29/18 10:09:23] Shmegma [725/737] has challenged Wordy [475/903] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:14:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/29/18 11:09:29] Shmegma [506/737] has challenged Doody [658/747] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:57:34 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/29/18 20:10:23] Shmegma [723/737] has challenged dick [855/1129] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:11:38 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/29/18 21:10:31] Bot [833/1123] has challenged Shmegma [69/737] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:37:19 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/29/18 22:10:37] Shmegma [468/737] has challenged Doody [164/747] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:07:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/29/18 23:10:43] Wordy [868/903] has challenged Shmegma [414/737] in combat and won! 14 days, 15:49:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/30/18 00:10:50] Doody [565/747] has challenged Shmegma [522/737] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:40:38 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/30/18 01:10:56] Shmegma [630/737] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [133/1128] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:50:29 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/30/18 02:00:43] Bot, Wordy, and Doody [2710/2773] have team battled Bart, Shmegma, and Anky [1641/2627] and won! 4 days, 09:35:28 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/18 05:11:20] Bart [170/684] has challenged Shmegma [410/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:09:07 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/30/18 05:27:36] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/30/18 05:27:45] Shmegma [208/737] has cum upon Wordy [370/903] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:07:07 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/30/18 05:34:40] Shmegma [89/737] has cum upon Anky [883/1206] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:13:48 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/30/18 09:50:04] Shmegma [167/737] has cum upon Anky [67/1206] and taken them in the face! 2 days, 04:28:37 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/30/18 10:11:51] Shmegma [478/737] has challenged Bot [520/1123] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:38:46 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/30/18 12:12:03] Bart [489/684] has challenged Shmegma [52/737] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:03:56 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/30/18 13:12:09] Shmegma [488/737] has challenged Anky [718/1206] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:07:23 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/30/18 14:42:36] Anky, Doody, and Shmegma [119/2690] have team battled Bot, Bart, and squirtingbuffalo [1386/2935] and lost! 1 day, 07:12:58 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/18 15:12:21] Wordy [108/903] has challenged Shmegma [222/737] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:16:00 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/30/18 16:24:26] Shmegma ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:27:51 from level 88.
[03/30/18 19:12:46] Shmegma [173/737] has challenged dick [210/1129] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:20:54 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/30/18 21:12:58] Shmegma [666/737] has challenged dick [925/1129] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:04:58 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/31/18 00:13:17] Anky [28/1206] has challenged Shmegma [318/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:06:46 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/31/18 03:13:34] Shmegma [80/737] has challenged Doody [392/747] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:37:42 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/31/18 07:01:09] Bart, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/31/18 09:14:09] Bart [586/684] has challenged Shmegma [632/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:46:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/31/18 12:14:26] Wordy [733/903] has challenged Shmegma [714/737] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:41:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/31/18 12:14:26] Wordy has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 1 day, 12:49:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/31/18 13:14:32] Shmegma [416/737] has challenged Anky [127/1206] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:01:27 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/31/18 14:14:38] Shmegma [252/737] has challenged Anky [784/1206] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:08:11 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/31/18 18:15:03] Shmegma [425/737] has challenged Wordy [491/903] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:02:41 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/31/18 21:15:21] Shmegma [70/737] has challenged Anky [993/1206] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:14:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/01/18 00:33:35] Bart, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/01/18 01:15:45] Doody [401/747] has challenged Shmegma [400/737] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:40:12 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/01/18 01:15:45] Doody has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 1 day, 01:44:51 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/01/18 02:15:51] Shmegma [618/737] has challenged Wordy [535/903] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:54:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/01/18 05:16:10] Shmegma [78/737] has challenged Bot [948/1123] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:43:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/01/18 06:16:16] Shmegma [13/737] has challenged Doody [700/747] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:40:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/01/18 09:16:34] Shmegma [429/737] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [1047/1128] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:07:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/01/18 18:17:28] Shmegma [564/737] has challenged Wordy [234/903] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:30:14 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/01/18 21:17:47] squirtingbuffalo [449/1128] has challenged Shmegma [30/737] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:58:10 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/01/18 23:18:00] Shmegma [169/737] has challenged Bart [555/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:25:43 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/01/18 23:25:16] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/18 06:11:23] Bart [166/684] has challenged Shmegma [713/737] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:36:14 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/02/18 06:18:42] Doody [414/751] has challenged Shmegma [470/737] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:51:32 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/02/18 07:18:43] Wordy, Bot, and squirtingbuffalo [1139/3155] have team battled Bart, Anky, and Shmegma [1771/2627] and lost! 0 days, 04:01:23 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/18 07:18:49] squirtingbuffalo [1067/1129] has challenged Shmegma [608/737] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:34:26 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/02/18 10:19:08] Shmegma [446/737] has challenged Doody [22/751] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:43:23 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/02/18 11:19:14] Shmegma [24/737] has challenged Bart [513/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:20:53 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/02/18 12:19:20] Bart [286/684] has challenged Shmegma [67/737] in combat and won! 16 days, 09:55:22 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/02/18 13:19:27] Doody [572/751] has challenged Shmegma [731/737] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:07:13 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/02/18 14:19:33] squirtingbuffalo [773/1129] has challenged Shmegma [663/737] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:53:27 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/02/18 15:19:38] Shmegma [508/737] has challenged Bart [399/684] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:38:52 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/02/18 17:48:05] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/02/18 17:48:05] Shmegma [573/737] has cum upon Anky [999/1206] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:45:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/02/18 20:20:09] Anky [767/1206] has challenged Shmegma [157/737] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:12:54 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/02/18 23:27:22] Bot [888/1123] has cum upon Shmegma [516/737] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 01:17:13 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/03/18 01:17:20] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/18 04:21:00] Doody [11/751] has challenged Shmegma [706/737] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:49:30 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/03/18 05:21:06] Bart [577/684] has challenged Shmegma [613/737] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:01:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/03/18 06:21:12] Doody [672/751] has challenged Shmegma [111/737] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:33:22 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/03/18 08:33:22] Anky [1112/1206] has challenged Shmegma [357/737] in combat and won! 16 days, 04:59:49 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/03/18 10:21:36] Doody [712/751] has challenged Shmegma [70/737] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:35:17 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/03/18 13:21:54] Shmegma [644/737] has challenged Bart [439/684] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:53:58 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/03/18 16:01:13] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/03/18 16:01:28] Shmegma [279/737] has cum upon Anky [1033/1206] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:41:21 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/03/18 22:22:50] Shmegma [310/737] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [750/1129] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:10:06 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/04/18 01:23:08] Shmegma [393/737] has challenged Wordy [133/903] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:37:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/04/18 03:04:44] squirtingbuffalo, Shmegma, and Bart [263/2550] have team battled Wordy, Anky, and Doody [2443/2860] and lost! 0 days, 08:47:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/18 03:32:15] Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bart [1107/2716] have team battled Anky, Bot, and Shmegma [3055/3066] and lost! 2 days, 23:20:12 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/18 04:23:26] Bot [403/1123] has challenged Shmegma [334/737] in combat and won! 10 days, 00:57:51 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/04/18 05:34:14] Shmegma discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:00:46 towards level 88.
[04/04/18 15:24:31] Doody [662/751] has challenged Shmegma [556/737] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:49:11 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/04/18 19:31:50] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/05/18 00:25:25] Bart [286/684] has challenged Shmegma [448/737] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:46:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/05/18 01:25:32] Doody [527/751] has challenged Shmegma [27/737] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:56:16 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/05/18 07:26:08] Bot [496/1123] has challenged Shmegma [330/737] in combat and won! 7 days, 21:39:43 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/05/18 09:26:23] Bart [33/684] has challenged Shmegma [333/737] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:27:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/05/18 11:26:34] squirtingbuffalo [780/1129] has challenged Shmegma [253/737] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:00:59 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/05/18 12:33:55] squirtingbuffalo, Bot, and Shmegma [516/2989] have team battled Doody, Anky, and Bart [867/2641] and lost! 0 days, 01:34:46 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/18 18:27:17] Shmegma [626/737] has challenged Doody [140/751] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:45:11 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/05/18 19:27:22] Shmegma [315/737] has challenged dick [746/1130] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/05/18 20:35:37] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/05/18 21:15:05] Shmegma [186/737] has challenged Bot [580/1123] in combat and lost! 9 days, 12:02:38 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/05/18 21:27:34] Doody [385/751] has challenged Shmegma [546/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:20:26 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/05/18 23:27:46] squirtingbuffalo [374/1129] has challenged Shmegma [538/737] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:43:00 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/06/18 01:27:57] Shmegma [34/737] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [281/1129] in combat and lost! 9 days, 17:39:41 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/06/18 03:28:09] Shmegma [101/737] has challenged Bot [712/1123] in combat and lost! 11 days, 18:42:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/06/18 04:28:16] Shmegma [556/737] has challenged Doody [524/751] in combat and won! 23 days, 01:53:12 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/06/18 06:28:28] Shmegma [348/737] has challenged Wordy [427/903] in combat and lost! 11 days, 06:36:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/06/18 08:28:40] Anky [569/1206] has challenged Shmegma [285/737] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:50:20 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/06/18 10:28:52] Shmegma [261/737] has challenged Doody [360/751] in combat and lost! 11 days, 17:47:34 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/06/18 12:29:03] Bart [239/684] has challenged Shmegma [341/737] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:43:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/06/18 12:30:03] Shmegma spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on her tunic! Shmegma's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/06/18 16:29:28] Doody [667/751] has challenged Shmegma [76/731] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:24:12 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/06/18 20:09:24] Shmegma burned a hole through her leggings while ironing them! Shmegma's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/07/18 08:31:05] Wordy [105/921] has challenged Shmegma [89/722] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:53:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/07/18 11:31:23] Anky [876/1184] has challenged Shmegma [537/722] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:34:31 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/07/18 12:31:30] Shmegma [663/722] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [75/1129] in combat and won! 23 days, 23:20:01 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/07/18 16:31:55] Anky [480/1184] has challenged Shmegma [215/722] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:20:22 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/07/18 16:31:55] In the lemon party, Shmegma dropped her level 65 set of leggings! Anky picks it up, tossing her old level 52 set of leggings to Shmegma.
[04/07/18 17:32:02] Shmegma [174/708] has challenged Bot [855/1123] in combat and lost! 12 days, 05:43:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/07/18 20:32:20] Shmegma [613/708] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [326/1129] in combat and won! 21 days, 16:18:21 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/08/18 05:33:16] Shmegma [118/708] has challenged Wordy [3/921] in combat and won! 21 days, 04:06:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/08/18 08:33:35] Shmegma [377/708] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [520/1129] in combat and lost! 7 days, 18:46:58 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/08/18 20:34:46] Bot [972/1123] has challenged Shmegma [567/708] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:50:46 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/08/18 22:34:58] Anky [374/1199] has challenged Shmegma [545/708] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:55:21 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/09/18 03:46:54] Bart, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/09/18 10:36:13] squirtingbuffalo [1122/1129] has challenged Shmegma [77/708] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:07:23 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/09/18 11:36:20] Doody [79/751] has challenged Shmegma [381/708] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:09:05 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/09/18 13:36:32] Bart [607/684] has challenged Shmegma [145/708] in combat and won! 17 days, 07:14:27 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/09/18 14:36:37] Shmegma [259/708] has challenged dick [505/1130] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:50:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/09/18 19:37:08] Shmegma [528/708] has challenged Bot [758/1123] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:39:45 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/09/18 22:37:25] squirtingbuffalo [869/1129] has challenged Shmegma [514/708] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:00:51 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/10/18 00:37:38] Shmegma [107/708] has challenged Doody [744/751] in combat and lost! 8 days, 11:58:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/10/18 01:37:44] Doody [560/751] has challenged Shmegma [690/708] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:30:19 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/10/18 02:08:05] Shmegma was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:06:57 from level 89.
[04/10/18 02:37:50] Shmegma [328/708] has challenged Bot [929/1123] in combat and lost! 9 days, 23:37:56 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/10/18 06:27:15] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/10/18 06:38:13] Shmegma [53/708] has challenged Bot [666/1123] in combat and lost! 8 days, 08:55:30 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/10/18 08:00:07] Bot, Doody, and Shmegma [1037/2582] have team battled Bart, squirtingbuffalo, and Anky [911/3012] and won! 0 days, 06:40:26 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/18 10:38:37] Wordy [180/921] has challenged Shmegma [423/708] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:12:39 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/10/18 11:38:42] Doody [381/751] has challenged Shmegma [442/708] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:29 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/10/18 14:39:01] squirtingbuffalo [17/1129] has challenged Shmegma [581/708] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:01:02 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/10/18 15:39:07] Shmegma [424/708] has challenged Bart [88/684] in combat and won! 13 days, 22:43:48 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/10/18 15:39:07] Shmegma has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 5 days, 21:22:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/10/18 21:39:42] Anky [1058/1199] has challenged Shmegma [449/708] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:21:26 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/11/18 02:40:13] Shmegma [673/708] has challenged Anky [587/1199] in combat and won! 13 days, 05:54:41 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/11/18 03:40:18] Shmegma [96/708] has challenged Bot [309/1123] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:23:38 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/11/18 04:26:38] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/11/18 04:26:41] Shmegma [507/708] has cum upon Doody [429/741] and taken them in the face! 8 days, 18:40:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/11/18 04:34:54] squirtingbuffalo [536/1129] has challenged Shmegma [688/708] in combat and lost! 8 days, 10:07:26 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/11/18 04:40:25] Shmegma [591/708] has challenged Wordy [502/921] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:13:29 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/11/18 05:40:31] Shmegma [126/708] has challenged Anky [593/1199] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:05:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/11/18 06:17:47] Shmegma [66/708] has cum upon Doody [421/741] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:46:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/11/18 09:40:56] Anky [892/1207] has challenged Shmegma [682/708] in combat and won! 12 days, 09:09:38 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/11/18 12:41:14] Shmegma [350/708] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [678/1129] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:15:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/11/18 14:07:55] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/18 17:41:43] Shmegma [23/708] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [124/1129] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:47:49 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/11/18 21:42:08] Bot [265/1123] has challenged Shmegma [104/708] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:56:20 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/11/18 23:42:21] Shmegma [457/708] has challenged Wordy [111/921] in combat and won! 13 days, 10:33:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/12/18 00:42:27] squirtingbuffalo [247/1129] has challenged Shmegma [507/708] in combat and lost! 9 days, 01:33:18 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/12/18 01:42:33] Bot [890/1123] has challenged Shmegma [60/708] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:58:21 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/12/18 05:42:57] Doody [234/787] has challenged Shmegma [210/708] in combat and won! 15 days, 09:59:58 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/12/18 08:43:15] Wordy [860/921] has challenged Shmegma [73/708] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:24:16 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/12/18 12:43:40] Shmegma [637/708] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [491/1129] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:42:01 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/12/18 19:44:23] Shmegma [354/708] has challenged Bot [201/1123] in combat and won! 11 days, 17:51:34 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/12/18 20:44:29] Shmegma [167/708] has challenged dick [571/1130] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:49:54 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/12/18 21:44:35] Anky [200/1214] has challenged Shmegma [659/708] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:19:49 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/13/18 15:46:29] Shmegma [406/708] has challenged Wordy [568/921] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:17:06 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/13/18 17:46:41] Wordy [166/921] has challenged Shmegma [88/708] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:13:44 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/13/18 19:46:52] Shmegma [580/708] has challenged Bart [454/669] in combat and won! 9 days, 02:46:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/13/18 23:47:16] Bot [894/1123] has challenged Shmegma [263/708] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:33:47 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/14/18 00:47:50] Bot, Bart, and Shmegma [1713/2500] have team battled Wordy, Anky, and Doody [2467/2916] and lost! 2 days, 14:35:50 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/18 01:04:24] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/14/18 01:47:29] Shmegma [295/708] has challenged Doody [512/781] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:46:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/14/18 02:47:35] Anky [906/1214] has challenged Shmegma [378/708] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:00:10 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/14/18 03:47:41] Shmegma [194/708] has challenged dick [166/1130] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:29:55 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/14/18 07:48:05] Shmegma [674/708] has challenged Anky [679/1214] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:14:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/14/18 10:04:44] Bart, Bot, and Anky [2872/3006] have team battled Wordy, Doody, and Shmegma [547/2410] and won! 1 day, 23:21:53 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/18 11:03:01] Shmegma caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:38:17 towards level 89.
[04/14/18 14:48:48] Wordy [273/921] has challenged Shmegma [399/708] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:38:47 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/14/18 18:46:18] Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma [2823/2843] have team battled Bot, Doody, and Bart [1716/2573] and won! 1 day, 23:00:43 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/18 00:49:47] Bart [566/669] has challenged Shmegma [198/708] in combat and won! 13 days, 10:55:09 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/15/18 00:52:44] Shmegma [333/708] has cum upon Bart [244/669] and taken them in the face! 4 days, 22:42:35 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/15/18 01:49:53] Anky [548/1214] has challenged Shmegma [164/708] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:31:57 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/15/18 05:50:17] Bot [718/1123] has challenged Shmegma [485/708] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:11:35 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/15/18 06:50:23] Shmegma [363/708] has challenged Wordy [395/921] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:31:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/15/18 07:50:29] Shmegma [502/708] has challenged dick [517/1130] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:20:07 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/15/18 08:50:35] Doody [147/781] has challenged Shmegma [88/708] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:52:45 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/15/18 10:50:47] Shmegma [496/708] has challenged dick [848/1130] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:04:06 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/15/18 11:50:54] Bot [778/1123] has challenged Shmegma [564/708] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:55:25 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/15/18 14:51:13] Bart [667/669] has challenged Shmegma [500/708] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:32:17 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/15/18 15:51:19] Shmegma [469/708] has challenged Bart [668/669] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:10:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/15/18 17:51:32] Shmegma [562/708] has challenged Doody [293/781] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:18:07 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/15/18 19:51:43] Shmegma [18/708] has challenged dick [102/1130] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:21:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/15/18 21:51:55] Doody [213/781] has challenged Shmegma [458/708] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:04:37 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/16/18 00:52:14] Shmegma [69/708] has challenged Bart [451/669] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:05:46 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/16/18 06:52:51] Wordy [539/921] has challenged Shmegma [696/708] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:28:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/16/18 07:52:58] Shmegma [100/708] has challenged dick [410/1130] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:47:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/16/18 08:53:04] Shmegma [427/708] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [951/1129] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:46:56 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/16/18 14:44:13] Shmegma, Wordy, and Bart [1076/2298] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Doody, and Anky [2311/3124] and lost! 6 days, 05:42:11 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/18 17:14:20] Shmegma ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 20:51:56 from level 89.
[04/16/18 18:54:07] Shmegma [65/708] has challenged Anky [1165/1214] in combat and lost! 9 days, 22:12:35 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/16/18 20:54:19] Wordy [283/921] has challenged Shmegma [596/708] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:09:52 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/16/18 23:54:37] Anky [723/1214] has challenged Shmegma [1/708] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:26:50 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/17/18 02:54:54] squirtingbuffalo [571/1129] has challenged Shmegma [437/708] in combat and won! 16 days, 20:49:56 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/17/18 07:55:24] Wordy [856/921] has challenged Shmegma [75/708] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:46:41 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/17/18 11:25:22] Bot, Wordy, and Shmegma [2724/2752] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Anky, and Bart [2461/3012] and won! 1 day, 13:43:04 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/18 11:55:49] Doody [578/781] has challenged Shmegma [279/708] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:16:16 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/17/18 13:56:02] Doody [363/781] has challenged Shmegma [618/708] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:33:44 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/17/18 15:39:48] Bart, Doody, and Shmegma [214/2158] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Bot, and Wordy [2768/3173] and lost! 3 days, 20:11:31 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/18 18:56:32] Shmegma [53/708] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [717/1129] in combat and lost! 10 days, 07:54:35 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/18/18 00:57:08] Shmegma [676/708] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [925/1129] in combat and lost! 11 days, 10:31:08 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/18/18 05:57:37] Shmegma [675/708] has challenged dick [359/1130] in combat and won! 23 days, 01:01:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/18/18 06:57:44] Shmegma [240/708] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [804/1129] in combat and lost! 10 days, 03:13:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/18/18 08:57:56] Shmegma [532/708] has challenged Doody [181/781] in combat and won! 21 days, 10:59:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/18/18 09:58:02] Wordy [72/921] has challenged Shmegma [75/708] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:02:12 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/18/18 16:02:54] Bot, Anky, and Bart [2402/3006] have team battled Shmegma, Wordy, and squirtingbuffalo [963/2758] and won! 0 days, 13:58:17 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/18 20:59:09] Doody [209/781] has challenged Shmegma [432/708] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:57:44 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/18/18 22:59:21] Anky [556/1214] has challenged Shmegma [585/708] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:46:23 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/19/18 01:59:40] Shmegma [525/708] has challenged Anky [431/1214] in combat and won! 16 days, 19:15:53 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/19/18 04:59:59] Shmegma [412/708] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [782/1129] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:32:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/19/18 08:58:08] Shmegma bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:25:39 towards level 89.
[04/19/18 13:24:06] Bart, Wordy, and Bot [2577/2713] have team battled Doody, Anky, and Shmegma [1117/2703] and won! 0 days, 05:19:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/18 14:00:55] Shmegma [118/708] has challenged Anky [497/1214] in combat and lost! 7 days, 10:27:24 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/20/18 00:45:12] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/20/18 02:02:07] Shmegma [634/708] has challenged Bot [577/1123] in combat and won! 11 days, 08:46:10 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/20/18 08:02:44] Shmegma [149/708] has challenged dick [869/1130] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:06:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/20/18 10:02:56] Doody [352/781] has challenged Shmegma [429/708] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:45:20 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/20/18 12:48:48] Shmegma [239/708] has cum upon Wordy [143/921] and taken them in the face! 10 days, 02:03:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/20/18 13:06:40] Shmegma had a hot threesome! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:30:12 towards level 89.
[04/20/18 19:03:53] Doody [160/781] has challenged Shmegma [573/708] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:55:23 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/21/18 01:02:19] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/21/18 03:04:40] Shmegma [417/708] has challenged dick [539/1130] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:37:07 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/21/18 07:05:05] Shmegma [267/708] has challenged Bart [288/665] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:52:48 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/21/18 08:05:11] Anky [1200/1214] has challenged Shmegma [82/708] in combat and won! 11 days, 10:03:10 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/21/18 10:05:24] Bot [881/1123] has challenged Shmegma [478/708] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:34:47 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/21/18 13:05:44] Anky [650/1214] has challenged Shmegma [409/708] in combat and won! 7 days, 21:15:30 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/21/18 14:05:50] Shmegma [702/708] has challenged Bart [259/665] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:15:36 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/22/18 07:07:35] Shmegma [4/708] has challenged Bart [61/665] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:56:33 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/22/18 07:41:18] Shmegma was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:17:18 towards level 89.
[04/22/18 13:59:56] Shmegma, Bot, and Wordy [2061/2752] have team battled Anky, Doody, and Bart [1455/2660] and won! 3 days, 14:58:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/18 15:08:23] Doody [357/781] has challenged Shmegma [113/708] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:45:29 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/22/18 19:07:25] Shmegma had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:22:45 towards level 89.
[04/23/18 01:09:23] Bot [4/1123] has challenged Shmegma [181/708] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:53:59 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/23/18 04:09:40] Anky [793/1214] has challenged Shmegma [609/711] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:27:43 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/23/18 05:08:25] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/23/18 09:10:12] Shmegma [657/711] has challenged Bot [407/1123] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:33:36 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/23/18 14:17:54] Shmegma found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:17:30 towards level 89.
[04/23/18 16:10:56] Bart [495/665] has challenged Shmegma [120/711] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:57:36 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/23/18 18:11:10] Bart [148/665] has challenged Shmegma [304/711] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:54:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/23/18 19:11:16] Shmegma [425/711] has challenged Bart [56/665] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:40:20 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/24/18 01:11:52] Bot [247/1123] has challenged Shmegma [350/711] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:18:21 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/24/18 02:11:58] Doody [166/781] has challenged Shmegma [121/711] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:24:45 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/24/18 03:12:04] Shmegma [371/711] has challenged Wordy [361/928] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:07:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/24/18 06:12:23] Wordy [579/928] has challenged Shmegma [312/711] in combat and won! 9 days, 08:46:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/24/18 07:12:29] Shmegma [241/711] has challenged Bart [535/665] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:32:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/24/18 11:12:54] Shmegma [193/711] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [766/1129] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:07:41 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/24/18 14:13:11] Bart [354/665] has challenged Shmegma [23/711] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:19:50 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/24/18 16:13:24] Bot [1014/1123] has challenged Shmegma [512/711] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:36:27 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/24/18 21:13:54] Anky [32/1214] has challenged Shmegma [426/711] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:48:14 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/24/18 22:14:00] Shmegma [335/711] has challenged Doody [634/781] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:07:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/24/18 22:32:38] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/24/18 23:14:06] Doody [61/781] has challenged Shmegma [46/711] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:32:37 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/25/18 02:14:24] Shmegma [486/711] has challenged Anky [771/1214] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:37:46 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/25/18 03:20:22] Shmegma had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:00:47 towards level 89.
[04/25/18 05:14:43] Wordy [33/928] has challenged Shmegma [106/711] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:14:41 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/25/18 06:14:48] Bart [443/665] has challenged Shmegma [164/711] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:37:16 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/25/18 06:17:03] Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot [2645/2963] have team battled Anky, Bart, and Doody [218/2660] and won! 2 days, 17:11:34 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/18 07:14:54] Shmegma [88/711] has challenged Wordy [589/928] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:45:45 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/25/18 09:36:08] Shmegma was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:39:53 towards level 89.
[04/25/18 10:15:12] Doody [396/781] has challenged Shmegma [16/711] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:09:47 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/25/18 12:15:26] Shmegma [667/711] has challenged Wordy [20/928] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:59:13 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/25/18 13:15:31] Anky [849/1214] has challenged Shmegma [653/711] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:51:10 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/25/18 15:15:43] Shmegma [279/711] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [625/1129] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:12:43 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/25/18 22:16:27] Bart [284/665] has challenged Shmegma [335/711] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:46:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/26/18 06:17:15] Shmegma [32/711] has challenged Bot [1038/1123] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:38:21 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/26/18 07:17:22] Anky [414/1214] has challenged Shmegma [669/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:24:46 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/26/18 11:17:47] Shmegma [206/707] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [828/1129] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:22:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/26/18 11:32:36] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/26/18 16:18:17] Shmegma [42/707] has challenged Wordy [802/928] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:19:08 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/26/18 21:18:46] Shmegma [10/707] has challenged Bot [141/1123] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:23:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/26/18 22:18:51] Bot [826/1123] has challenged Shmegma [522/707] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:38:35 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/27/18 01:19:08] Shmegma [320/707] has challenged Anky [532/1214] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:31:11 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/27/18 02:41:28] Shmegma, Wordy, and Anky [1480/2850] have team battled Doody, Bot, and Bart [1711/2569] and lost! 0 days, 15:06:17 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/18 03:19:20] Shmegma [2/707] has challenged Wordy [85/927] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:14:25 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/27/18 06:19:40] Shmegma [170/707] has challenged Anky [710/1216] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:06:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/27/18 09:19:57] Bot [963/1123] has challenged Shmegma [421/707] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:22:39 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/27/18 09:19:57] In the lemon party, Shmegma dropped her level 74 ring! Bot picks it up, tossing her old level 65 ring to Shmegma.
[04/27/18 11:20:10] Anky [381/1216] has challenged Shmegma [28/697] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:34:14 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/27/18 16:20:39] Wordy [136/927] has challenged Shmegma [247/697] in combat and lost! 12 days, 21:16:23 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/01/18 11:46:56] Shmegma [309/697] has challenged Wordy [5/916] in combat and won! 11 days, 02:40:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/01/18 14:47:16] Shmegma [584/697] has challenged Bart [454/665] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:03:09 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/01/18 20:47:55] Bart [641/665] has challenged Shmegma [69/697] in combat and won! 13 days, 10:40:52 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/02/18 00:48:20] Anky [813/1436] has challenged Shmegma [589/697] in combat and won! 14 days, 02:30:11 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/02/18 04:48:47] Shmegma [63/697] has challenged Anky [1144/1436] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:48:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/02/18 05:48:53] Bot [941/1144] has challenged Shmegma [661/697] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:40:56 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/02/18 07:07:03] Shmegma found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:27:30 towards level 89.
[05/02/18 07:49:07] Bot [164/1144] has challenged Shmegma [362/697] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:38:39 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/02/18 08:49:13] Shmegma [473/697] has challenged Bart [250/665] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:07:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/02/18 15:49:59] Wordy [706/916] has challenged Shmegma [84/697] in combat and won! 21 days, 15:19:07 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/02/18 15:49:59] Wordy has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 2 days, 03:08:46 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/02/18 19:50:24] Shmegma [176/697] has challenged Bart [460/665] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:00:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/02/18 20:50:30] Shmegma [378/697] has challenged Doody [492/781] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:07:40 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/02/18 21:50:36] Shmegma [348/697] has challenged dick [279/1307] in combat and won! 10 days, 23:14:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/02/18 22:50:42] Shmegma [553/697] has challenged Doody [276/781] in combat and won! 9 days, 04:54:36 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/03/18 01:51:01] Shmegma [302/697] has challenged dick [1110/1307] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:48:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/03/18 02:51:06] Shmegma [152/697] has challenged Bart [639/665] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:59:02 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/03/18 06:51:31] Shmegma [37/697] has challenged Wordy [256/916] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:35:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/03/18 11:52:03] Doody [712/781] has challenged Shmegma [385/697] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:37:50 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/03/18 12:52:10] Shmegma [58/697] has challenged Doody [709/781] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:26:49 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/03/18 16:52:35] Shmegma [365/697] has challenged dick [209/1307] in combat and won! 10 days, 10:09:59 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/03/18 17:52:41] Shmegma [459/697] has challenged Anky [144/1436] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:55:33 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/03/18 19:53:12] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/03/18 19:53:12] Shmegma [467/697] has cum upon Bart [439/665] and taken them in the face! 4 days, 14:49:35 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/03/18 20:53:00] Shmegma [167/697] has challenged Bart [477/665] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:08:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/03/18 23:16:01] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Shmegma in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 7 days, 23:00:28 from level 89.
[05/03/18 23:53:20] Shmegma [263/697] has challenged dick [251/1307] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:19:28 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/04/18 02:53:39] Shmegma [371/697] has challenged Doody [157/798] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:04:53 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/04/18 06:54:03] Shmegma [671/697] has challenged Bart [99/665] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:38:20 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/04/18 07:18:29] Shmegma [382/697] has cum upon Wordy [590/916] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:18:02 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/04/18 08:54:15] Bart [442/665] has challenged Shmegma [533/697] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:03:08 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/04/18 09:54:22] Wordy [173/916] has challenged Shmegma [547/697] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:04:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/04/18 15:55:00] Bart [560/665] has challenged Shmegma [345/697] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:42:05 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/04/18 16:55:06] Shmegma [592/697] has challenged Anky [592/1436] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:25:36 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/04/18 17:55:12] Shmegma [312/697] has challenged Wordy [434/916] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:42:17 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/04/18 19:55:25] Shmegma [100/697] has challenged dick [864/1307] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:18:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/04/18 21:55:37] Bot [144/1144] has challenged Shmegma [387/697] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:51:48 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/05/18 01:29:21] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/05/18 07:56:42] Shmegma [423/697] has challenged Doody [703/798] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:41:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/05/18 08:51:37] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/18 08:56:49] Anky [1244/1436] has challenged Shmegma [128/697] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:59:36 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/05/18 12:57:15] Wordy [57/916] has challenged Shmegma [603/697] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:02:44 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/05/18 15:26:11] Shmegma [197/697] has cum upon Wordy [244/916] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:04:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/05/18 15:33:35] Shmegma [384/697] has cum upon Bart [425/665] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:24:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/05/18 15:50:58] Shmegma [273/697] has cum upon Wordy [273/916] and taken them in the face! 8 days, 03:47:27 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/05/18 15:51:04] Shmegma [109/697] has cum upon Wordy [807/916] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:12:41 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/05/18 15:57:34] Shmegma [579/697] has challenged dick [864/1307] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:03:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/05/18 16:07:23] Shmegma [28/697] has cum upon Bart [539/665] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:26:48 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/05/18 16:57:41] Shmegma [465/697] has challenged Bot [234/1144] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:55:01 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/06/18 01:58:36] Shmegma [134/697] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [760/1129] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:48:21 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/06/18 03:58:49] Shmegma [514/697] has challenged Bart [606/665] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:17:41 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/06/18 09:59:26] squirtingbuffalo [47/1129] has challenged Shmegma [250/697] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:49:11 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/06/18 10:59:32] Anky [575/1436] has challenged Shmegma [101/697] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:46:56 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/06/18 11:59:38] Wordy [21/916] has challenged Shmegma [406/697] in combat and lost! 7 days, 17:59:52 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/06/18 13:59:49] Shmegma [439/697] has challenged Bot [884/1144] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:30:25 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/06/18 14:59:56] Doody [578/798] has challenged Shmegma [584/697] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:06:48 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/06/18 15:35:06] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/06/18 16:00:02] Bart [163/665] has challenged Shmegma [626/697] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:44:56 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/06/18 20:00:30] Anky [425/1436] has challenged Shmegma [660/697] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:22:05 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/07/18 06:01:30] Bot [327/1144] has challenged Shmegma [493/697] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:10:36 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/07/18 08:01:43] Wordy [860/912] has challenged Shmegma [317/697] in combat and won! 14 days, 20:20:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/07/18 14:02:21] Shmegma [98/697] has challenged Wordy [666/912] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:28:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/07/18 19:02:53] Anky [728/1442] has challenged Shmegma [171/697] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:22:20 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/07/18 20:02:59] Anky [839/1442] has challenged Shmegma [615/697] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:54:35 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/08/18 01:03:32] Shmegma [30/697] has challenged Wordy [717/912] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:25:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/08/18 01:39:54] Shmegma spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on her tunic! Shmegma's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/08/18 03:03:45] Anky [811/1442] has challenged Shmegma [18/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:32:49 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/08/18 03:03:45] Anky has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 4 days, 05:22:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/08/18 05:03:58] Shmegma [591/691] has challenged Wordy [442/912] in combat and won! 9 days, 01:09:11 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/08/18 08:01:12] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/18 10:04:32] Bart [523/665] has challenged Shmegma [61/691] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:34:46 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/08/18 13:04:52] Doody [685/798] has challenged Shmegma [476/691] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:47:03 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/09/18 00:06:02] Wordy [155/912] has challenged Shmegma [489/691] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:15:15 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/09/18 04:06:28] Anky [81/1412] has challenged Shmegma [265/691] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:53:23 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/09/18 06:06:40] Shmegma [342/691] has challenged Wordy [426/912] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:05:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/09/18 09:24:51] squirtingbuffalo [1070/1129] has challenged Shmegma [123/691] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:01:02 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/09/18 11:25:04] Bart [143/695] has challenged Shmegma [86/691] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:46:55 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/09/18 13:25:17] Bot [1079/1144] has challenged Shmegma [509/691] in combat and won! 12 days, 02:13:05 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/09/18 17:25:42] Shmegma [193/691] has challenged Bart [73/695] in combat and won! 9 days, 04:59:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/09/18 20:26:02] Shmegma [180/691] has challenged Anky [698/1412] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:41:35 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/10/18 03:26:48] Shmegma [543/691] has challenged Bot [740/1144] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:22:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/10/18 04:26:53] Shmegma [258/691] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [893/1129] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:36:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/10/18 05:05:51] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/10/18 08:27:21] Anky [1120/1412] has challenged Shmegma [210/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:45:12 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/10/18 13:27:54] Shmegma [684/691] has challenged dick [244/1285] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:53:41 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/10/18 17:28:19] Shmegma [73/691] has challenged Doody [37/798] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:11:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/10/18 18:28:25] Shmegma [43/691] has challenged Bot [826/1138] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:38:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/10/18 22:14:11] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/10/18 22:28:51] Shmegma [249/691] has challenged dick [565/1285] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:32:43 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/11/18 08:19:29] Shmegma [464/691] has challenged Wordy [792/912] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:00:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/11/18 11:19:48] Bart [682/698] has challenged Shmegma [470/691] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:47:25 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/11/18 13:20:00] Wordy [623/912] has challenged Shmegma [548/691] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:14:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/11/18 14:20:07] Shmegma [513/691] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [1131/1138] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:14:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/11/18 15:20:13] Shmegma [132/691] has challenged Bot [997/1138] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:17:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/11/18 17:20:25] Shmegma [448/691] has challenged Wordy [145/912] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:02:57 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/11/18 20:20:44] Anky [138/1412] has challenged Shmegma [464/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:39:16 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/12/18 03:21:26] Shmegma [421/691] has challenged dick [1188/1285] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:16:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/12/18 07:21:50] Shmegma [604/691] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [355/1138] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:55:36 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/12/18 08:36:36] Shmegma [491/691] has cum upon Anky [1187/1412] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:41:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/12/18 15:22:38] Shmegma [560/691] has challenged Bot [115/1138] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:07:47 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/13/18 00:23:34] Doody [339/798] has challenged Shmegma [407/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:18:13 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/13/18 01:23:42] Doody [618/798] has challenged Shmegma [176/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:49:47 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/13/18 03:42:58] Shmegma [593/691] has cum upon Doody [413/798] and taken them in the face! 3 days, 17:05:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/13/18 03:43:22] Shmegma [176/691] has cum upon Doody [618/798] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:12:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/13/18 14:25:00] Shmegma [69/691] has challenged dick [1121/1285] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:27:51 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/13/18 17:25:18] Shmegma [114/691] has challenged Doody [795/798] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:46:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/13/18 20:25:36] Bot [992/1138] has challenged Shmegma [526/691] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:51:54 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/14/18 04:26:30] Shmegma [286/691] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [501/1138] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:50:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/14/18 08:26:55] Bot [758/1138] has challenged Shmegma [290/691] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:42:41 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/14/18 11:07:41] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/14/18 11:17:13] Bot [57/1138] has cum upon Shmegma [59/691] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:47:47 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/14/18 19:28:01] Shmegma [398/691] has challenged Bot [503/1138] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:43:30 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/15/18 01:27:58] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/18 02:28:44] Bot [734/1138] has challenged Shmegma [268/691] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:45:16 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/15/18 03:28:50] Bart [685/698] has challenged Shmegma [46/691] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:46:47 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/15/18 06:21:10] Shmegma gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:51:37 towards level 89.
[05/15/18 07:29:14] Bot [848/1126] has challenged Shmegma [192/691] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:23:10 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/15/18 10:29:32] Bart [0/698] has challenged Shmegma [595/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:40:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/15/18 23:30:53] Shmegma [202/691] has challenged Anky [1272/1412] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:56:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/16/18 03:31:18] Shmegma [536/691] has challenged Wordy [500/882] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:51:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/16/18 05:31:30] Shmegma [319/691] has challenged Doody [61/798] in combat and won! 8 days, 18:09:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/16/18 06:31:36] Shmegma [575/691] has challenged Wordy [483/882] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:36:01 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/16/18 09:31:55] Wordy [613/882] has challenged Shmegma [597/691] in combat and won! 16 days, 17:35:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/16/18 12:32:13] Shmegma [331/691] has challenged dick [1167/1285] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:11:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/16/18 13:32:19] Wordy [717/882] has challenged Shmegma [545/691] in combat and won! 11 days, 07:24:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/16/18 18:32:47] Shmegma [485/691] has challenged Bot [431/1126] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:21:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/17/18 03:33:41] Bot [688/1126] has challenged Shmegma [156/691] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:51:03 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/17/18 04:33:47] Shmegma [356/691] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [540/1171] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:11:42 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/17/18 08:34:11] Shmegma [144/691] has challenged Bart [13/698] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:03:46 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/17/18 09:34:16] Shmegma [543/691] has challenged Doody [505/798] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:50:55 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/17/18 11:34:28] Shmegma [352/691] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [858/1171] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:36:54 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/17/18 12:23:16] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/17/18 17:35:04] Shmegma [481/691] has challenged Bot [921/1126] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:22:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/17/18 19:35:17] Doody [512/798] has challenged Shmegma [308/691] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:42:17 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/17/18 19:40:53] Shmegma, Anky, and Doody [1822/2901] have team battled Bart, squirtingbuffalo, and Wordy [2006/2751] and lost! 2 days, 15:44:35 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/18 06:13:18] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/18/18 08:36:35] Shmegma [257/691] has challenged Wordy [871/882] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:57:05 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/18/18 09:36:41] Shmegma [653/691] has challenged Bot [578/1126] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:31:48 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/18/18 11:36:53] Wordy [190/882] has challenged Shmegma [678/691] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:23:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/18/18 12:37:00] Shmegma [15/691] has challenged Doody [282/798] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:47:45 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/18/18 21:37:54] Doody [342/798] has challenged Shmegma [463/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:33:20 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/19/18 00:38:13] Shmegma [413/691] has challenged Bart [245/698] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:46:50 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/19/18 06:38:47] squirtingbuffalo [863/1171] has challenged Shmegma [456/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:43:49 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/19/18 11:39:18] Shmegma [6/691] has challenged dick [1053/1285] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:41:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/19/18 12:39:24] Shmegma [82/691] has challenged Anky [342/1412] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:52:34 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/19/18 16:39:49] Shmegma [253/691] has challenged Bart [222/698] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:07:32 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/19/18 19:40:07] Wordy [633/882] has challenged Shmegma [201/691] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:40:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/19/18 21:17:04] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/19/18 21:17:10] Shmegma [624/691] has cum upon Anky [130/1412] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 06:58:46 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/19/18 21:34:06] Bart [228/698] has challenged Shmegma [220/691] in combat and won! 15 days, 00:00:02 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/19/18 21:40:19] Shmegma [147/691] has challenged Doody [19/798] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:59:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/20/18 02:40:49] Shmegma [563/691] has challenged Anky [119/1412] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:55:14 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/20/18 03:40:55] Shmegma [460/691] has challenged Bart [106/698] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:52:54 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/20/18 06:22:07] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/18 08:41:21] Shmegma [521/691] has challenged Bot [828/1126] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:47:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/20/18 09:41:27] Bart [298/698] has challenged Shmegma [292/691] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:55:16 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/20/18 10:41:32] Shmegma [113/691] has challenged Wordy [145/882] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:32:51 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/20/18 12:41:44] Shmegma [191/691] has challenged Anky [283/1412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:32:46 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/20/18 13:04:58] squirtingbuffalo [509/1171] has challenged Shmegma [422/691] in combat and won! 15 days, 15:50:26 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/20/18 16:42:10] Bot [43/1126] has challenged Shmegma [65/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:26:05 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/20/18 17:01:32] Anky, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/20/18 22:42:44] Anky [1391/1412] has challenged Shmegma [349/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:54:07 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/21/18 04:11:56] Bot, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo [752/2988] have team battled Bart, Wordy, and Anky [2141/2992] and lost! 0 days, 04:52:49 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/18 04:43:20] Wordy [84/882] has challenged Shmegma [459/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:50:29 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/21/18 07:43:37] Wordy [662/882] has challenged Shmegma [324/691] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:45:35 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/21/18 13:44:15] Doody [795/798] has challenged Shmegma [484/691] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:46:46 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/21/18 14:44:20] Bot [1121/1126] has challenged Shmegma [409/691] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:51:41 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/21/18 17:44:38] Shmegma [25/691] has challenged Bart [605/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/21/18 19:44:50] Anky [1229/1412] has challenged Shmegma [348/691] in combat and won! 15 days, 08:07:18 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/21/18 20:44:56] Bot [1049/1126] has challenged Shmegma [31/691] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:49:47 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/21/18 20:51:35] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/21/18 23:45:14] Shmegma [305/691] has challenged Anky [508/1412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:01:23 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/22/18 00:45:20] Shmegma [646/691] has challenged Wordy [651/882] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:01:33 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/22/18 01:45:25] Shmegma [254/691] has challenged Bart [385/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:14 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/22/18 02:45:31] Wordy [368/882] has challenged Shmegma [347/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:14:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/22/18 04:45:43] Doody [369/798] has challenged Shmegma [27/691] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:43:23 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/22/18 06:45:56] squirtingbuffalo [922/1171] has challenged Shmegma [564/691] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:50:22 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/22/18 07:46:01] Wordy [336/882] has challenged Shmegma [587/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:30 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/22/18 10:32:37] Shmegma [566/691] has challenged Doody [369/798] in combat and won! 16 days, 20:07:01 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/22/18 14:46:44] Doody [548/798] has challenged Shmegma [598/691] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:54:33 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/22/18 15:18:10] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/22/18 17:47:02] Wordy [38/882] has challenged Shmegma [46/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:20:18 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/22/18 18:47:08] Shmegma [267/691] has challenged Anky [611/1412] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:18:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/23/18 01:47:50] Bart [403/698] has challenged Shmegma [456/691] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:26:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/23/18 08:48:33] Bart [221/698] has challenged Shmegma [367/691] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:39:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/23/18 09:48:39] Bot [353/1126] has challenged Shmegma [630/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:09:11 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/23/18 10:48:45] Doody [11/798] has challenged Shmegma [433/691] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:51:13 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/23/18 12:50:09] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/23/18 13:49:03] Doody [500/798] has challenged Shmegma [147/691] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:30:01 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/23/18 14:49:09] Bart [412/698] has challenged Shmegma [554/691] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:04:14 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/23/18 17:49:26] Shmegma [569/691] has challenged Bot [1056/1126] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:01:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/23/18 19:49:38] Shmegma [293/691] has challenged Bot [684/1126] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:20:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/23/18 23:50:03] Bart [666/698] has challenged Shmegma [633/691] in combat and won! 15 days, 15:42:53 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/24/18 06:50:44] Bot [241/1126] has challenged Shmegma [10/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:46:48 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/24/18 07:50:50] Shmegma [359/691] has challenged Doody [116/798] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:05:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/24/18 08:23:24] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/24/18 08:30:34] Shmegma [240/691] has cum upon Bart [376/698] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:00:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/24/18 10:51:10] Bot [457/1126] has challenged Shmegma [497/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:16:54 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/24/18 11:51:16] Shmegma [382/691] has challenged dick [583/1285] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:22:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/24/18 13:49:49] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/18 16:51:46] Doody [307/798] has challenged Shmegma [53/691] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:14:41 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/24/18 20:52:11] Wordy [689/1018] has challenged Shmegma [53/691] in combat and won! 26 days, 19:01:16 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/25/18 01:52:39] Shmegma [671/691] has challenged Anky [1004/1412] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:18:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/25/18 03:52:51] Bot [1068/1126] has challenged Shmegma [45/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:33:54 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/25/18 06:53:09] Shmegma [630/691] has challenged Wordy [560/1018] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:23:27 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/25/18 09:53:27] Anky [702/1412] has challenged Shmegma [166/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:07:26 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/25/18 14:53:55] Wordy [552/1018] has challenged Shmegma [324/691] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:07:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/25/18 17:54:14] Shmegma [371/691] has challenged dick [688/1285] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:58:30 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/25/18 18:54:20] Bart [47/698] has challenged Shmegma [252/691] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:59:38 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/25/18 20:54:31] Shmegma [526/691] has challenged Doody [681/798] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:48:23 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/25/18 21:11:57] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/18 00:54:55] Shmegma [480/691] has challenged Anky [588/1412] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:05:53 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/26/18 02:55:06] Bart [597/698] has challenged Shmegma [229/691] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:20:55 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/26/18 03:55:12] Shmegma [641/691] has challenged Bart [546/698] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:55:42 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/26/18 05:55:24] Shmegma [18/691] has challenged Wordy [85/1018] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:28:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/26/18 06:55:30] Shmegma [678/691] has challenged Doody [785/798] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:24:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/26/18 08:55:42] Shmegma [282/691] has challenged Bot [133/1134] in combat and won! 12 days, 12:10:02 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/26/18 09:55:48] Bart [316/698] has challenged Shmegma [77/691] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:43:25 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/26/18 10:55:54] Shmegma [679/691] has challenged Bot [822/1134] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:28:02 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/26/18 12:56:06] Shmegma [485/691] has challenged Wordy [606/1018] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:23:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/26/18 15:04:43] Shmegma [676/691] has cum upon Bart [651/698] and taken them in the face! 10 days, 14:35:23 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/26/18 15:04:46] Shmegma [592/691] has cum upon Bart [239/698] and taken them in the face! 8 days, 14:13:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/26/18 21:57:01] Shmegma [378/691] has challenged Bot [14/1134] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:53:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/27/18 01:57:26] Shmegma [68/691] has challenged Wordy [191/1018] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:55:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/27/18 02:26:23] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/27/18 04:57:45] Wordy [251/1018] has challenged Shmegma [660/691] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:47:09 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/27/18 16:58:56] Bart [517/698] has challenged Shmegma [239/691] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:20:58 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/27/18 18:59:08] Shmegma [668/691] has challenged Wordy [496/1018] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:57:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/27/18 19:59:14] Wordy [633/1018] has challenged Shmegma [269/691] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:28:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/27/18 21:59:26] Shmegma [500/691] has challenged Bot [761/1126] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:02:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/27/18 22:59:32] Anky [1297/1412] has challenged Shmegma [680/691] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:02:53 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/28/18 02:59:57] Shmegma [88/691] has challenged Bart [45/698] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:33:48 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/28/18 06:00:15] Wordy [1011/1018] has challenged Shmegma [527/691] in combat and won! 7 days, 21:15:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/28/18 06:57:54] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/28/18 08:00:28] Doody [266/798] has challenged Shmegma [111/691] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:21:27 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/28/18 10:00:39] Shmegma [506/691] has challenged Bart [621/698] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:50:17 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/28/18 21:01:46] Shmegma [221/691] has challenged dick [233/1285] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:01:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/28/18 22:01:52] Shmegma [121/691] has challenged Bot [89/1161] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:25:12 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/29/18 01:55:33] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/29/18 04:07:00] Shmegma lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:29:42 from level 90.
[05/29/18 14:03:28] Shmegma [608/691] has challenged dick [1090/1285] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:00:04 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/29/18 14:19:47] Anky, Wordy, and Shmegma [342/3121] have team battled Doody, Bot, and Bart [1374/2657] and lost! 1 day, 19:56:54 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/18 19:28:30] Bart [385/698] has challenged Shmegma [269/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:14:13 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/29/18 21:28:43] Bart [425/698] has challenged Shmegma [223/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:54:24 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/30/18 00:29:01] Bot [249/1161] has challenged Shmegma [481/691] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:52:40 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/30/18 00:54:46] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/18 04:29:27] Shmegma [562/691] has challenged dick [791/1285] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:03:33 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/30/18 06:29:40] Shmegma [168/691] has challenged Wordy [436/1018] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:17:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/30/18 08:29:52] Anky [707/1412] has challenged Shmegma [575/691] in combat and won! 15 days, 10:44:11 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/30/18 10:17:15] Bot, Shmegma, and Wordy [2790/2870] have team battled Bart, Doody, and Anky [1331/2908] and won! 2 days, 05:37:40 is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/18 19:31:00] Bart [382/698] has challenged Shmegma [300/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:52:27 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/30/18 21:58:16] Shmegma was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:02:13 from level 90.
[05/30/18 22:31:19] Doody [164/798] has challenged Shmegma [669/691] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:25:20 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/31/18 00:31:32] Shmegma [466/691] has challenged Anky [1045/1412] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:07:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/31/18 01:31:39] Doody [220/798] has challenged Shmegma [539/691] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:55:22 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/31/18 02:31:45] Shmegma [609/691] has challenged dick [453/1285] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:58:09 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/31/18 11:32:43] Shmegma [534/691] has challenged Wordy [921/1018] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:36:42 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/31/18 13:40:36] Anky, Bot, and Wordy [1171/3591] have team battled Shmegma, Bart, and Doody [1604/2187] and lost! 3 days, 09:35:14 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/18 17:31:11] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/18 19:33:33] Bot [1035/1161] has challenged Shmegma [665/691] in combat and won! 14 days, 20:07:25 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/31/18 22:33:52] Shmegma [51/691] has challenged Wordy [47/1018] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:50:44 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/31/18 23:33:59] Shmegma [380/691] has challenged Anky [981/1412] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:05:06 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/01/18 00:34:06] Shmegma [624/691] has challenged dick [800/1285] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:28:26 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/01/18 02:34:18] Shmegma [219/691] has challenged Bot [733/1161] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:18:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/01/18 04:34:31] Bart [214/698] has challenged Shmegma [117/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:15:46 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/01/18 06:34:43] Bot [324/1161] has challenged Shmegma [143/691] in combat and won! 15 days, 22:37:33 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/01/18 07:34:50] Shmegma [655/691] has challenged Doody [666/798] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:37:14 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/01/18 12:03:46] Bart, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/01/18 12:35:22] Shmegma [73/691] has challenged Wordy [20/1018] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:07:29 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/01/18 15:35:42] Bart [273/698] has challenged Shmegma [109/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:04 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/01/18 18:36:01] Shmegma [32/691] has challenged Doody [411/798] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:21:30 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/01/18 20:36:13] Bart [29/698] has challenged Shmegma [186/691] in combat and lost! 9 days, 06:47:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/01/18 23:36:33] Anky [990/1412] has challenged Shmegma [612/691] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:05:17 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/02/18 00:36:39] Bart [358/698] has challenged Shmegma [582/691] in combat and lost! 10 days, 09:02:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/02/18 04:37:04] Shmegma [0/691] has challenged Bart [34/698] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:39:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/02/18 06:37:17] Shmegma [475/691] has challenged dick [1095/1285] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:55:51 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/02/18 09:37:37] Anky [557/1412] has challenged Shmegma [231/691] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:45:53 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/02/18 10:00:27] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/02/18 10:01:33] Shmegma [356/691] has cum upon Anky [966/1412] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:26:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/02/18 10:03:15] Shmegma [422/691] has cum upon Doody [212/798] and taken them in the face! 4 days, 07:00:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/02/18 10:04:18] Shmegma [405/691] has cum upon Doody [667/798] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:30:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/02/18 10:37:43] Doody [153/798] has challenged Shmegma [142/691] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:57:28 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/02/18 12:37:56] Anky [1114/1412] has challenged Shmegma [99/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:02:01 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/02/18 20:38:18] Shmegma [78/691] has cum upon Wordy [272/1018] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:02:47 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/02/18 23:39:08] Anky [101/1412] has challenged Shmegma [9/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:10:54 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/03/18 00:39:15] Shmegma [626/691] has challenged Bart [212/698] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:08:54 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/03/18 05:39:48] Shmegma [501/691] has challenged Bot [28/1161] in combat and won! 7 days, 21:47:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/03/18 06:39:56] Bot [249/1161] has challenged Shmegma [377/691] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:51:27 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/03/18 13:40:40] Shmegma [113/691] has challenged Doody [275/798] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:47:21 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/03/18 14:40:47] Shmegma [108/691] has challenged Anky [273/1412] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:40:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/03/18 19:41:19] Anky [899/1412] has challenged Shmegma [177/691] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:38:33 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/03/18 23:41:46] Bot [98/1161] has challenged Shmegma [480/691] in combat and lost! 8 days, 07:07:43 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/04/18 01:41:59] Shmegma [250/691] has challenged Doody [604/798] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:31:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/04/18 02:42:05] Anky [378/1412] has challenged Shmegma [381/691] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:04:25 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/04/18 04:42:17] Shmegma [14/691] has challenged Doody [317/798] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:06:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/04/18 05:42:23] Doody [239/798] has challenged Shmegma [433/691] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:07:16 is added to Doody's clock.
[06/04/18 07:42:36] Anky [950/1412] has challenged Shmegma [283/691] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:08:51 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/04/18 10:32:46] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/04/18 10:33:13] Shmegma [472/691] has cum upon Bart [217/698] and taken them in the face! 6 days, 02:56:09 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/04/18 10:42:02] Bot [911/1161] has cum upon Shmegma [408/691] and taken them in the face! 12 days, 16:50:02 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/04/18 10:42:56] Bot [989/1161] has challenged Shmegma [18/691] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:46:02 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/04/18 16:43:35] Bart [506/698] has challenged Shmegma [420/691] in combat and won! 23 days, 10:59:17 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/04/18 20:43:59] Doody [88/798] has challenged Shmegma [35/691] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:48:10 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/04/18 21:44:05] Wordy [651/1018] has challenged Shmegma [291/691] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:51:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/04/18 22:44:11] Shmegma [88/691] has challenged Anky [934/1412] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:50:58 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/04/18 23:44:17] Shmegma [391/691] has challenged dick [1238/1285] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:18:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/05/18 01:44:29] Shmegma [224/691] has challenged Bart [389/698] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:38:30 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/05/18 02:44:36] Shmegma [610/691] has challenged Wordy [195/1018] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:53:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/05/18 04:55:11] Shmegma [307/691] has cum upon Wordy [800/1018] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 02:56:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/05/18 11:45:35] Wordy [460/1018] has challenged Shmegma [486/691] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:46:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/05/18 14:45:54] Shmegma [331/691] has challenged Wordy [492/1018] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:46:14 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/06/18 00:36:18] Shmegma [81/691] has cum upon Doody [454/798] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 12:41:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/06/18 01:47:05] Shmegma [55/691] has challenged dick [1159/1285] in combat and lost! 8 days, 21:19:58 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/06/18 02:47:11] squirtingbuffalo [118/1171] has challenged Shmegma [330/691] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:29:46 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/06/18 04:47:24] Shmegma [269/691] has challenged Doody [67/798] in combat and won! 20 days, 12:10:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/06/18 05:47:30] Bot [799/1168] has challenged Shmegma [316/691] in combat and won! 11 days, 20:39:05 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/06/18 06:47:36] Shmegma [235/691] has challenged Doody [369/798] in combat and lost! 9 days, 05:56:17 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/06/18 09:47:55] Bot [531/1206] has challenged Shmegma [450/691] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:08:48 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/06/18 16:48:39] Shmegma [208/691] has challenged dick [374/1285] in combat and lost! 8 days, 14:08:26 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/06/18 17:25:40] Shmegma, Wordy, and Doody [1488/2507] have team battled Bart, Anky, and Bot [2419/3316] and lost! 9 days, 09:42:08 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/18 21:49:10] Shmegma [525/691] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [825/1164] in combat and lost! 11 days, 09:42:23 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/06/18 23:49:24] Wordy [299/1018] has challenged Shmegma [436/691] in combat and lost! 9 days, 20:47:52 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/07/18 03:05:07] Wordy, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/07/18 04:49:57] Shmegma [656/691] has challenged Bart [132/698] in combat and won! 16 days, 08:29:42 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/07/18 07:50:17] Bot [17/1206] has challenged Shmegma [511/691] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:35:23 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/07/18 11:50:42] Bot [451/1206] has challenged Shmegma [508/691] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:25:11 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/07/18 12:50:48] Bot [541/1206] has challenged Shmegma [402/691] in combat and won! 7 days, 09:13:42 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/07/18 13:50:56] Anky [1111/1412] has challenged Shmegma [661/691] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:21:22 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/07/18 14:51:02] Shmegma [431/691] has challenged dick [1275/1285] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:19:30 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/07/18 15:28:37] Shmegma [476/691] has cum upon Anky [312/1412] and taken them in the face! 17 days, 12:39:29 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/07/18 16:51:15] Wordy [652/1018] has challenged Shmegma [61/691] in combat and won! 15 days, 01:06:04 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/07/18 17:51:22] Shmegma [64/691] has challenged Bot [641/1206] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:42:33 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/07/18 20:51:40] Shmegma [80/691] has challenged Wordy [968/1018] in combat and lost! 8 days, 12:18:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/07/18 21:51:46] Shmegma [662/691] has challenged Wordy [193/1018] in combat and won! 17 days, 00:13:57 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/07/18 23:51:58] Shmegma [575/691] has challenged Bart [662/698] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:06:56 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/08/18 03:52:25] Shmegma [226/691] has challenged Wordy [801/1018] in combat and lost! 8 days, 04:24:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/08/18 07:52:51] Shmegma [438/691] has challenged Doody [37/798] in combat and won! 14 days, 21:40:13 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/08/18 09:53:03] Bart [20/698] has challenged Shmegma [388/691] in combat and lost! 12 days, 15:00:16 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/08/18 10:53:11] Shmegma [205/691] has challenged Bart [651/698] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:40:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/08/18 21:54:23] Shmegma [341/691] has challenged Anky [303/1412] in combat and won! 14 days, 04:12:35 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/08/18 22:49:13] Anky, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/09/18 04:33:39] Shmegma [290/691] has cum upon Bart [177/698] and taken them in the face! 6 days, 17:04:53 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/09/18 04:55:08] Shmegma [635/691] has challenged Wordy [576/1018] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:51:44 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/09/18 12:55:58] Shmegma [421/691] has challenged Wordy [814/1018] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:39:45 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/09/18 13:56:04] Doody [419/798] has challenged Shmegma [328/691] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:15:47 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/09/18 19:23:56] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/10/18 00:57:15] Wordy [81/1018] has challenged Shmegma [278/691] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:32:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/10/18 03:57:34] Shmegma [547/691] has challenged Anky [183/1412] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:22:13 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/10/18 04:57:39] Anky [1027/1412] has challenged Shmegma [372/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:11:49 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/10/18 09:16:54] Shmegma died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:52:50 from level 90.
[06/10/18 15:15:42] Shmegma spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on her tunic! Shmegma's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/10/18 18:59:07] Shmegma [65/687] has challenged Doody [365/798] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:22:54 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/10/18 19:59:14] Shmegma [267/687] has challenged Doody [517/798] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:20:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/10/18 20:16:19] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/18 21:59:26] Anky [223/1412] has challenged Shmegma [34/687] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:08:37 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/11/18 00:07:54] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/11/18 01:59:51] Doody [621/798] has challenged Shmegma [538/687] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:35:50 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/11/18 05:00:10] Shmegma [139/687] has challenged Wordy [811/1033] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:02:04 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/11/18 08:00:28] Shmegma [511/687] has challenged Doody [181/798] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:37:20 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/11/18 11:00:48] Shmegma [465/687] has challenged Doody [319/798] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:09:37 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/11/18 12:00:54] Bart [531/683] has challenged Shmegma [385/687] in combat and won! 18 days, 19:36:45 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/11/18 13:01:01] Shmegma [132/687] has challenged dick [471/1285] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:33:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/11/18 14:01:07] Bart [76/683] has challenged Shmegma [471/687] in combat and lost! 7 days, 23:54:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/11/18 16:01:20] Shmegma [427/687] has challenged Wordy [366/1033] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:18:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/11/18 18:01:33] Shmegma [625/687] has challenged Wordy [249/1033] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:02:28 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/11/18 19:01:39] Shmegma [374/687] has challenged Bart [422/683] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:16:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/11/18 20:01:45] Shmegma [416/687] has challenged Wordy [571/1033] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:35:08 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/11/18 22:01:58] Shmegma [247/687] has challenged dick [1269/1285] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:57:17 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/11/18 23:02:05] Bot [1067/1206] has challenged Shmegma [2/687] in combat and won! 13 days, 01:51:04 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/12/18 01:02:17] Anky [1381/1412] has challenged Shmegma [432/687] in combat and won! 15 days, 01:24:43 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/12/18 03:02:29] Shmegma [653/687] has challenged Anky [1177/1412] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:00:30 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/12/18 09:03:09] Shmegma [249/687] has challenged Anky [107/1412] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:34:07 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/12/18 09:03:09] Shmegma has dealt Anky a Critical Strike! 3 days, 06:24:28 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/12/18 13:03:36] Shmegma [387/687] has challenged Doody [243/798] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:40:10 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/12/18 14:03:42] Wordy [802/1033] has challenged Shmegma [362/687] in combat and won! 14 days, 03:36:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/12/18 15:03:49] Shmegma [195/687] has challenged Bart [166/683] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:43:30 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/12/18 16:03:55] Wordy [41/1033] has challenged Shmegma [260/687] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:14:38 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/13/18 00:04:46] Bot [391/1206] has challenged Shmegma [298/687] in combat and won! 11 days, 16:03:13 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/13/18 02:04:58] Shmegma [177/687] has challenged dick [755/1285] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:35:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/13/18 04:05:12] Shmegma [668/687] has challenged Bot [1164/1206] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:12:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/13/18 05:05:18] Shmegma [435/687] has challenged Bart [634/683] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:56:15 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/13/18 08:22:33] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/18 09:05:47] Bart [281/683] has challenged Shmegma [604/687] in combat and lost! 8 days, 07:25:55 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/13/18 10:05:54] Shmegma [281/687] has challenged Bot [173/1206] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:16:15 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/13/18 15:06:25] Shmegma [212/687] has challenged Bot [386/1206] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:16:51 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/13/18 18:13:39] Shmegma grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:03:48 towards level 90.
[06/13/18 19:38:03] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/18 20:06:58] Shmegma [648/687] has challenged Bot [283/1206] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:27:06 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/14/18 01:07:29] Bot [474/1206] has challenged Shmegma [262/687] in combat and won! 19 days, 15:57:54 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/14/18 02:07:36] Shmegma [295/687] has challenged Wordy [932/1033] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:16:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/14/18 04:07:48] Shmegma [218/687] has challenged dick [151/1285] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:22:15 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/14/18 05:07:55] Shmegma [164/687] has challenged Wordy [1001/1033] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:08:33 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/14/18 09:19:43] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/14/18 10:08:27] Shmegma [421/687] has challenged dick [912/1285] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:54:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/14/18 10:46:41] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/18 13:08:48] Shmegma [403/687] has challenged Wordy [693/1033] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:01:34 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/14/18 15:09:01] Anky [700/1412] has challenged Shmegma [562/687] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:39:57 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/14/18 16:09:08] Shmegma [627/687] has challenged Anky [331/1412] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:19:29 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/14/18 17:09:14] Wordy [584/1033] has challenged Shmegma [221/687] in combat and won! 12 days, 17:05:54 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/14/18 19:09:27] Bot [447/1179] has challenged Shmegma [266/687] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:18:57 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/14/18 20:09:34] Bot [998/1179] has challenged Shmegma [438/687] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:05:09 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/14/18 23:09:51] Wordy [791/1033] has challenged Shmegma [511/687] in combat and won! 11 days, 03:26:53 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/15/18 02:10:08] Shmegma [379/687] has challenged Bot [626/1179] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:18:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/15/18 08:10:48] Shmegma [180/687] has challenged Wordy [535/1033] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:38:38 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/15/18 09:51:37] Shmegma, Bart, and Anky [680/2811] have team battled Bot, Wordy, and Doody [1679/3010] and lost! 2 days, 16:43:21 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/18 11:11:06] Doody [660/798] has challenged Shmegma [367/687] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:35:01 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/15/18 11:15:36] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/15/18 16:11:39] Bart [409/712] has challenged Shmegma [438/687] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:20:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/15/18 16:54:23] Shmegma spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on her tunic! Shmegma's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/15/18 17:11:45] Shmegma [510/683] has challenged Wordy [291/1033] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:42:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/15/18 19:11:59] Shmegma [241/683] has challenged dick [383/1285] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:48:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/15/18 20:12:05] Bot [76/1179] has challenged Shmegma [178/683] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:48:20 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/15/18 21:12:12] Shmegma [513/683] has challenged Bot [950/1179] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:13:08 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/15/18 22:12:17] Doody [659/798] has challenged Shmegma [282/683] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:02:50 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/15/18 22:12:17] In the lemon party, Shmegma dropped her level 192 weapon! Doody picks it up, tossing her old level 187 weapon to Shmegma.
[06/16/18 01:12:38] Shmegma [194/677] has challenged dick [487/1285] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:12:45 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/16/18 02:12:45] Doody [79/803] has challenged Shmegma [288/677] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:59 is added to Doody's clock.
[06/16/18 08:13:23] Doody [629/803] has challenged Shmegma [302/677] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:08:51 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/16/18 08:13:23] Doody has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 1 day, 02:01:34 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/16/18 09:57:08] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/16/18 11:13:42] Shmegma [19/677] has challenged dick [1020/1285] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:05:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/16/18 11:53:38] Shmegma discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:21:52 towards level 90.
[06/16/18 12:13:49] Bot [924/1179] has challenged Shmegma [296/677] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:28:21 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/16/18 14:14:01] Shmegma [616/677] has challenged Doody [553/803] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:25:47 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/16/18 14:14:01] In the lemon party, Doody dropped her level 66 ring! Shmegma picks it up, tossing her old level 65 ring to Doody.
[06/16/18 16:14:13] Shmegma [304/678] has challenged Wordy [421/1033] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:22:49 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/16/18 17:14:19] Anky [211/1412] has challenged Shmegma [352/678] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:33:49 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/16/18 18:14:25] Shmegma [483/678] has challenged Bot [345/1179] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:05:39 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/17/18 02:15:20] Shmegma [395/678] has challenged Anky [32/1412] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:22:30 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/17/18 04:15:34] Shmegma [531/678] has challenged dick [345/1285] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:18:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/17/18 04:22:32] Wordy, Bot, and Bart [814/2929] have team battled Shmegma, Doody, and Anky [656/2892] and won! 1 day, 23:47:01 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/18 05:15:40] Shmegma [517/678] has challenged dick [341/1285] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:50:44 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/17/18 05:46:19] Bot [219/1179] has cum upon Shmegma [101/678] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 17:44:32 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/17/18 10:16:11] Anky [692/1412] has challenged Shmegma [213/678] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:10:28 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/17/18 11:16:17] Anky [1194/1412] has challenged Shmegma [429/678] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:05:45 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/17/18 13:16:30] Shmegma [339/678] has challenged Anky [1192/1412] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:19:04 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/17/18 15:16:41] Shmegma [243/678] has challenged Bart [583/717] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:56:06 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/17/18 16:16:48] Shmegma [260/678] has challenged Anky [1269/1412] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:26:24 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/17/18 19:17:08] Shmegma [629/678] has challenged dick [1134/1285] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:06:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/18/18 00:17:40] Shmegma [648/678] has challenged Bart [197/717] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:02:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/18/18 01:17:47] Shmegma [193/678] has challenged Anky [1381/1412] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:51:14 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/18/18 07:18:26] Shmegma [1/678] has challenged Bot [324/1179] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:59:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/18/18 16:19:24] Shmegma [363/678] has challenged dick [984/1285] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:11:30 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/18/18 23:20:08] Shmegma [269/678] has challenged Wordy [847/1033] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:18:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/19/18 01:18:21] Shmegma [97/678] has cum upon Anky [1074/1412] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 11:35:23 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/19/18 01:20:21] squirtingbuffalo [345/1164] has challenged Shmegma [531/678] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:41:51 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/19/18 04:20:40] Bot [859/1179] has challenged Shmegma [301/678] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:47:23 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/19/18 09:21:12] Shmegma [569/678] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [357/1164] in combat and won! 11 days, 04:52:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/19/18 14:21:44] Anky [1214/1412] has challenged Shmegma [299/678] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:27:41 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/19/18 17:22:00] Bot [477/1179] has challenged Shmegma [565/678] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:56:52 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/19/18 19:37:00] Shmegma [49/678] has cum upon Doody [349/802] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:49:46 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/19/18 19:59:08] Shmegma [225/678] has cum upon Doody [146/802] and taken them in the face! 10 days, 10:28:06 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/19/18 20:22:19] Shmegma [654/678] has challenged Bart [246/717] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:57:06 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/19/18 23:45:50] Doody, Bart, and Shmegma [1014/2197] have team battled Anky, squirtingbuffalo, and Wordy [3301/3609] and lost! 4 days, 00:51:42 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/18 01:22:51] Bot [303/1179] has challenged Shmegma [75/678] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:07:10 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/20/18 06:23:24] Shmegma [575/678] has challenged Anky [260/1412] in combat and won! 12 days, 18:37:36 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/20/18 07:23:30] Shmegma [331/678] has challenged Bart [319/717] in combat and won! 8 days, 02:51:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/20/18 10:52:29] Shmegma grew a third nipple! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:10:32 towards level 90.
[06/20/18 13:24:08] Anky [393/1412] has challenged Shmegma [6/678] in combat and won! 11 days, 08:54:05 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/20/18 15:24:21] Shmegma [539/678] has challenged Wordy [534/1052] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:59:34 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/20/18 21:24:58] Shmegma [353/678] has challenged dick [744/1285] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:38:55 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/20/18 22:25:05] Shmegma [299/678] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [390/1164] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:38:41 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/21/18 00:25:18] squirtingbuffalo [543/1164] has challenged Shmegma [663/678] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:52:21 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/21/18 01:40:58] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/18 05:49:01] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/21/18 08:03:26] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/18 14:26:43] Shmegma [479/678] has challenged dick [1099/1285] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:12:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/21/18 16:26:55] Shmegma [494/678] has challenged Anky [929/1412] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:23:54 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/21/18 17:27:01] Wordy [452/1052] has challenged Shmegma [404/678] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:55:17 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/21/18 19:27:14] Shmegma [317/678] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [627/1164] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:14:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/21/18 20:36:22] Doody, Shmegma, and Bart [1691/2176] have team battled Anky, Bot, and Wordy [696/3643] and won! 5 days, 03:22:17 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/18 20:37:55] Shmegma stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:24:41 towards level 90.
[06/21/18 22:14:44] Doody, Bot, and Anky [628/3372] have team battled Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bart [633/2559] and lost! 4 days, 04:15:57 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/18 01:27:53] Anky [112/1412] has challenged Shmegma [222/678] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:23:45 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/22/18 01:39:27] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/18 10:28:47] Shmegma [6/678] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [728/1164] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:57:53 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/22/18 21:29:51] Shmegma [139/678] has challenged Doody [50/781] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:51:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/22/18 23:30:04] Wordy [303/1052] has challenged Shmegma [566/678] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:46:06 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/23/18 00:58:07] Wordy [446/1052] has challenged Shmegma [452/678] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:20:55 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/23/18 03:58:25] Bot [542/1179] has challenged Shmegma [549/678] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:53:46 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/23/18 13:25:50] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/23/18 13:25:50] Bot [913/1179] has cum upon Shmegma [122/678] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 22:46:51 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/23/18 13:59:26] Shmegma [372/678] has challenged Anky [937/1412] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:42:56 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/23/18 17:59:51] Doody [113/781] has challenged Shmegma [677/678] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:06:43 is added to Doody's clock.
[06/23/18 18:59:56] Shmegma [578/678] has challenged Doody [86/781] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:50:30 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/23/18 20:00:03] Shmegma [56/678] has challenged Bot [1155/1179] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:40:04 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/23/18 21:00:09] Doody [232/781] has challenged Shmegma [334/678] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:53:06 is added to Doody's clock.
[06/24/18 08:01:13] Doody [700/781] has challenged Shmegma [244/678] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:43:39 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/24/18 10:01:24] Bot [518/1179] has challenged Shmegma [115/678] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:22:39 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/24/18 12:01:36] Shmegma [19/678] has challenged Anky [1222/1412] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:10:53 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/24/18 18:02:12] Doody [208/781] has challenged Shmegma [351/678] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:23:18 is added to Doody's clock.
[06/24/18 19:02:18] Doody [153/781] has challenged Shmegma [190/678] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:14:05 is added to Doody's clock.
[06/24/18 20:02:25] Shmegma [219/678] has challenged Doody [431/781] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:28:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/24/18 21:02:31] Shmegma [592/678] has challenged dick [815/1285] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:24:41 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/24/18 23:02:43] Bart [160/717] has challenged Shmegma [197/678] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:58:16 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/25/18 03:03:08] Bot [324/1179] has challenged Shmegma [502/678] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:07:21 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/25/18 04:03:13] Bart [256/717] has challenged Shmegma [650/678] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:46:15 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/25/18 11:03:57] Shmegma [518/678] has challenged Bot [1117/1179] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:22:31 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/25/18 12:04:03] Shmegma [359/678] has challenged Bot [224/1179] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:15:10 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/25/18 16:04:25] Shmegma [62/678] has challenged Bot [993/1179] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:19:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/25/18 17:04:31] Shmegma [603/678] has challenged Bot [1122/1179] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:23:30 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/25/18 21:04:56] Doody [288/781] has challenged Shmegma [565/678] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:02:58 is added to Doody's clock.
[06/26/18 00:05:14] Shmegma [591/678] has challenged Wordy [453/1052] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:08:33 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/26/18 00:05:14] In the lemon party, Wordy dropped her level 93 tunic! Shmegma picks it up, tossing her old level 31 tunic to Wordy.
[06/26/18 01:35:50] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/26/18 06:05:49] Shmegma [277/746] has challenged Doody [39/781] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:19:46 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/26/18 07:05:53] Bart [24/717] has challenged Shmegma [608/746] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:41:55 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/26/18 09:06:04] Shmegma [239/746] has challenged Bart [110/717] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:23:46 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/26/18 09:43:45] Bart, Shmegma, and Bot [335/2642] have team battled Anky, Wordy, and Doody [3027/3189] and lost! 0 days, 21:31:41 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/18 12:06:20] Doody [612/781] has challenged Shmegma [606/746] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:06:23 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/26/18 14:06:32] Doody [258/781] has challenged Shmegma [630/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:20:32 is added to Doody's clock.
[06/26/18 15:11:50] Shmegma was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:50:38 from level 90.
[06/27/18 00:07:32] Shmegma [230/746] has challenged Bart [344/717] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:15:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/27/18 04:07:56] Bart [328/717] has challenged Shmegma [676/746] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:33:19 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/27/18 09:08:27] Shmegma [280/746] has challenged dick [1200/1285] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:29:08 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/27/18 14:46:24] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/27/18 14:46:24] Shmegma [262/746] has cum upon Wordy [58/996] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 01:41:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/27/18 15:09:03] Shmegma [148/746] has challenged dick [909/1285] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:05:48 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/27/18 16:09:09] Bot [343/1179] has challenged Shmegma [413/746] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:12:13 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/28/18 01:10:02] Shmegma [116/746] has challenged dick [498/1285] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:54:17 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/28/18 03:10:14] Shmegma [394/746] has challenged Anky [621/1412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:02:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/28/18 04:10:20] Shmegma [348/746] has challenged Anky [414/1412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:20:55 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/28/18 13:58:13] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/28/18 14:47:00] Shmegma found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:40:52 towards level 90.
[06/28/18 15:11:26] Shmegma [576/746] has challenged dick [245/1285] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:39:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/28/18 18:22:30] Shmegma, Doody, and Bot [2456/2706] have team battled Anky, Wordy, and Bart [2302/3125] and won! 0 days, 09:29:02 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/18 21:12:03] Shmegma [452/746] has challenged Doody [413/781] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:22:23 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/29/18 02:12:34] Wordy [559/996] has challenged Shmegma [735/746] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:13:29 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/29/18 03:12:40] Shmegma [200/746] has challenged Anky [795/1412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/29/18 05:12:51] Doody [161/781] has challenged Shmegma [291/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:50:34 is added to Doody's clock.
[06/29/18 06:12:57] Shmegma [235/746] has challenged Wordy [360/996] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:48:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/29/18 07:13:02] Bot [373/1179] has challenged Shmegma [152/746] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:40:32 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/29/18 08:13:07] Wordy [197/996] has challenged Shmegma [497/746] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:39:02 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/29/18 09:13:13] Wordy [128/996] has challenged Shmegma [598/746] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:19:43 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/29/18 10:13:19] Shmegma [483/746] has challenged Doody [303/781] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:16:17 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/29/18 10:35:18] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/29/18 11:13:25] Bot [1135/1179] has challenged Shmegma [96/746] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:26:21 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/29/18 11:34:30] Bot [1023/1179] has cum upon Shmegma [383/746] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 19:45:55 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/29/18 12:13:31] Wordy [481/996] has challenged Shmegma [741/746] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:52:35 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/29/18 13:13:36] Anky [330/1412] has challenged Shmegma [654/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:04 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/29/18 15:13:48] Shmegma [617/746] has challenged Bot [861/1179] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/29/18 16:13:54] Shmegma [336/746] has challenged Doody [139/781] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:28:58 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/29/18 21:48:37] Shmegma [38/746] has challenged Bot [532/1179] in combat and lost! 10 days, 13:17:15 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/29/18 22:14:30] Bot [939/1179] has challenged Shmegma [50/746] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:02:26 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/29/18 23:14:35] Shmegma [698/746] has challenged Wordy [748/996] in combat and lost! 11 days, 22:01:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/30/18 02:14:54] Doody [70/781] has challenged Shmegma [630/746] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:04:37 is added to Doody's clock.
[06/30/18 04:15:05] Shmegma [705/746] has challenged dick [407/1285] in combat and won! 20 days, 16:14:54 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/30/18 06:15:17] Bot [210/1179] has challenged Shmegma [657/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:42 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/30/18 08:15:30] Shmegma [621/746] has challenged Wordy [943/999] in combat and lost! 10 days, 17:31:42 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/30/18 08:34:11] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/30/18 09:06:32] Shmegma [366/746] has cum upon Doody [619/781] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 09:22:25 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/30/18 14:16:06] Anky [218/1412] has challenged Shmegma [512/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:54 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/30/18 15:16:12] Doody [386/781] has challenged Shmegma [531/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:17:52 is added to Doody's clock.
[06/30/18 17:16:25] Shmegma [736/746] has challenged Anky [594/1412] in combat and won! 17 days, 22:24:15 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/30/18 23:17:00] Bot [1006/1179] has challenged Shmegma [488/746] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:02:24 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/01/18 02:17:17] Shmegma [659/746] has challenged Bart [686/717] in combat and lost! 6 days, 13:30:34 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/01/18 02:38:04] Bot [778/1179] has challenged Shmegma [421/746] in combat and won! 18 days, 12:28:50 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/01/18 05:17:35] Shmegma [568/746] has challenged Doody [754/781] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:22:08 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/01/18 05:41:01] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/01/18 06:17:41] Bot [1177/1179] has challenged Shmegma [0/746] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:23:01 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/01/18 07:17:47] Shmegma [51/746] has challenged dick [222/1290] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:04:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/01/18 12:18:17] Shmegma [286/746] has challenged Wordy [555/999] in combat and lost! 7 days, 21:38:08 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/01/18 13:18:23] Doody [176/781] has challenged Shmegma [736/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:44:24 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/01/18 21:19:10] Shmegma [144/746] has challenged Doody [139/781] in combat and won! 14 days, 08:15:54 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/01/18 22:28:38] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/18 00:19:27] Shmegma [676/746] has challenged Anky [1095/1417] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:09:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/02/18 01:11:02] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/02/18 01:21:27] Shmegma [179/746] has cum upon Anky [325/1417] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:59:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/02/18 02:19:38] Anky [549/1417] has challenged Shmegma [216/746] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:18:40 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/02/18 05:19:57] Wordy [627/999] has challenged Shmegma [494/746] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:47:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/02/18 06:20:03] Wordy [459/999] has challenged Shmegma [684/746] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:01:43 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/02/18 10:20:26] Shmegma [603/746] has challenged dick [941/1290] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:21:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/02/18 11:20:32] Shmegma [234/746] has challenged dick [213/1290] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:35:10 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/02/18 18:21:14] Shmegma [661/746] has challenged Wordy [676/999] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:13:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/02/18 21:21:32] Shmegma [433/746] has challenged Bart [279/717] in combat and won! 8 days, 14:15:23 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/03/18 03:22:08] Anky [1205/1417] has challenged Shmegma [661/746] in combat and won! 15 days, 08:23:23 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/03/18 07:22:30] Anky [1159/1417] has challenged Shmegma [49/746] in combat and won! 11 days, 22:27:46 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/03/18 08:22:36] Bart [282/717] has challenged Shmegma [619/746] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:54:55 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/03/18 11:22:54] Doody [79/781] has challenged Shmegma [90/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:42 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/03/18 14:23:12] Shmegma [96/746] has challenged Anky [471/1417] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:05:45 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/03/18 15:23:18] Doody [25/781] has challenged Shmegma [143/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:02:15 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/03/18 18:23:36] Shmegma [343/746] has challenged Wordy [60/999] in combat and won! 9 days, 16:53:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/03/18 19:23:42] Shmegma [450/746] has challenged Anky [829/1417] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:44:31 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/03/18 21:23:54] Shmegma [739/746] has challenged Doody [500/781] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:20:42 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/04/18 00:24:11] Anky [2/1417] has challenged Shmegma [538/746] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:12:43 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/04/18 01:24:17] Shmegma [475/746] has challenged Bot [1128/1179] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:44:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/04/18 05:24:40] Shmegma [153/746] has challenged Anky [993/1417] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:14:16 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/04/18 06:00:17] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/04/18 10:25:10] Shmegma [230/746] has challenged dick [775/1290] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:36:06 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/04/18 11:25:16] Shmegma [271/746] has challenged Anky [818/1417] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:57:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/04/18 12:25:22] Bot [706/1179] has challenged Shmegma [291/746] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:28:20 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/04/18 13:25:27] Shmegma [131/746] has challenged Bot [317/1179] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:08:05 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/04/18 14:25:33] Shmegma [109/746] has challenged Bot [611/1179] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:53:31 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/04/18 17:25:51] Shmegma [112/746] has challenged Wordy [735/999] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:02:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/04/18 20:26:08] Shmegma [371/746] has challenged Doody [546/781] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:06:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/04/18 21:26:14] Shmegma [494/746] has challenged Doody [205/781] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:46:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/05/18 00:26:32] Anky [545/1417] has challenged Shmegma [9/746] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:55:43 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/05/18 03:26:49] Shmegma [153/746] has challenged Bot [432/1179] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:47:43 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/05/18 07:27:13] Doody [170/781] has challenged Shmegma [252/746] in combat and lost! 18 days, 02:35:57 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/05/18 08:27:19] Wordy [291/999] has challenged Shmegma [560/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:07:21 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/05/18 11:34:26] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/06/18 01:09:01] Wordy [444/999] has challenged Shmegma [662/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:18:02 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/06/18 02:09:07] Shmegma [637/746] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [175/1164] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:03:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/06/18 03:09:14] Shmegma [489/746] has challenged Wordy [672/999] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:34:46 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/06/18 13:10:16] Anky [706/1417] has challenged Shmegma [559/746] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:23:31 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/06/18 16:51:52] Shmegma spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on her tunic! Shmegma's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/06/18 19:10:54] Shmegma [4/735] has challenged dick [1159/1290] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:10:40 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/06/18 21:11:07] Shmegma [34/735] has challenged Doody [152/781] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:23:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/07/18 05:11:59] Shmegma [271/735] has challenged Bot [695/1179] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:03:47 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/07/18 20:13:34] Shmegma [112/735] has challenged Doody [484/781] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:02:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/07/18 21:56:15] Shmegma stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:45:43 towards level 91.
[07/07/18 22:13:47] Shmegma [198/735] has challenged Doody [253/781] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:50:16 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/08/18 02:14:12] Wordy [748/999] has challenged Shmegma [704/735] in combat and won! 17 days, 21:05:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/08/18 02:14:12] Wordy has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 7 days, 21:27:41 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/08/18 04:14:24] Shmegma [116/735] has challenged Doody [581/781] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:13:56 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/08/18 07:14:44] Shmegma [345/735] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [487/1164] in combat and lost! 6 days, 16:04:04 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/08/18 12:15:16] Anky [30/1409] has challenged Shmegma [175/735] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:20 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/08/18 13:15:22] Shmegma [642/735] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [932/1164] in combat and lost! 7 days, 09:00:51 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/08/18 14:15:28] Shmegma [366/735] has challenged Bot [790/1200] in combat and lost! 9 days, 16:04:49 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/08/18 15:15:34] Anky [610/1409] has challenged Shmegma [199/735] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:34:56 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/08/18 16:15:40] Bot [969/1200] has challenged Shmegma [11/735] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:46:03 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/08/18 16:15:40] In the lemon party, Shmegma dropped her level 83 tunic! Bot picks it up, tossing her old level 69 tunic to Shmegma.
[07/08/18 17:56:49] Anky, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/08/18 19:16:00] squirtingbuffalo [335/1164] has challenged Shmegma [372/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:57:12 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/08/18 21:16:14] Anky [820/1409] has challenged Shmegma [659/720] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:58:34 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/08/18 22:16:20] Shmegma [686/720] has challenged Anky [528/1409] in combat and won! 15 days, 01:24:51 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/09/18 00:16:32] Shmegma [222/720] has challenged Bot [1137/1214] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:31:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/09/18 01:16:38] Shmegma [308/720] has challenged dick [1023/1282] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:59:58 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/09/18 05:17:05] Shmegma [660/720] has challenged Doody [524/781] in combat and won! 12 days, 09:08:50 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/09/18 05:18:03] Shmegma hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:14:51 towards level 91.
[07/09/18 08:17:24] Bot [231/1214] has challenged Shmegma [32/720] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:28:27 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/09/18 12:17:49] Shmegma [716/720] has challenged Bot [96/1214] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:29:36 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/09/18 17:18:22] Shmegma [332/720] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [641/1164] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:54:30 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/09/18 21:18:48] Shmegma [106/720] has challenged Anky [858/1409] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:29:14 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/10/18 00:19:07] Shmegma [660/720] has challenged dick [373/1282] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:41:32 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/10/18 00:41:46] Shmegma burned a hole through her leggings while ironing them! Shmegma's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/10/18 02:19:21] Shmegma [267/713] has challenged Bart [269/717] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:19:26 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/10/18 11:20:18] Anky [609/1409] has challenged Shmegma [326/718] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:44:39 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/10/18 13:20:31] Anky [1378/1409] has challenged Shmegma [496/718] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:21:35 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/10/18 16:53:42] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/10/18 18:21:03] Shmegma [540/718] has challenged Bot [359/1214] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:24:51 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/10/18 21:21:22] Shmegma [669/718] has challenged Anky [1283/1409] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:45:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/11/18 12:22:54] Shmegma [609/718] has challenged Doody [38/781] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:14:35 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/11/18 15:23:15] Bart [244/717] has challenged Shmegma [531/718] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:35:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/11/18 15:30:25] Bart, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/11/18 16:23:22] Shmegma [571/718] has challenged Doody [383/781] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:25:08 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/11/18 23:24:05] squirtingbuffalo [422/1164] has challenged Shmegma [155/718] in combat and won! 13 days, 12:31:17 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/12/18 02:24:24] Shmegma [20/718] has challenged dick [263/1276] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:59:04 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/12/18 03:24:31] squirtingbuffalo [1027/1164] has challenged Shmegma [610/718] in combat and won! 10 days, 12:14:43 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/12/18 04:24:38] Bart [276/723] has challenged Shmegma [439/718] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:05:33 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/12/18 08:25:04] Shmegma [487/718] has challenged dick [596/1276] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:46:54 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/12/18 09:25:09] Shmegma [679/718] has challenged Bot [754/1214] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:44:16 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/12/18 19:26:10] Anky [1241/1402] has challenged Shmegma [466/718] in combat and won! 14 days, 01:13:45 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/13/18 03:27:02] squirtingbuffalo [1067/1164] has challenged Shmegma [492/718] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:05:20 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/13/18 05:27:16] Anky [536/1402] has challenged Shmegma [363/718] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:52:19 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/13/18 06:27:22] Shmegma [45/718] has challenged Bot [81/1214] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:25:15 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/13/18 11:27:53] Doody [627/781] has challenged Shmegma [702/718] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:44:25 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/13/18 11:37:34] Shmegma [681/718] has cum upon Bart [467/723] and taken them in the face! 11 days, 22:05:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/13/18 12:28:00] Doody [658/781] has challenged Shmegma [230/718] in combat and won! 14 days, 14:21:59 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/13/18 16:28:26] Shmegma [701/718] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [1161/1164] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:37:40 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/13/18 17:28:32] Shmegma [20/718] has challenged Bart [276/723] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:13:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/13/18 22:29:04] Bot [664/1214] has challenged Shmegma [303/718] in combat and won! 14 days, 07:36:38 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/14/18 03:29:34] Anky [1128/1402] has challenged Shmegma [561/718] in combat and won! 9 days, 23:46:32 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/14/18 03:29:34] In the lemon party, Shmegma dropped her level 74 helm! Anky picks it up, tossing her old level 42 helm to Shmegma.
[07/14/18 05:29:46] Shmegma [540/683] has challenged Wordy [394/999] in combat and won! 14 days, 20:04:09 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/14/18 07:29:58] Shmegma [397/683] has challenged Bart [472/723] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:48:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/14/18 08:30:05] Shmegma [16/683] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [271/1164] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:19:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/14/18 13:30:38] Shmegma [501/683] has challenged Bot [880/1214] in combat and lost! 7 days, 11:29:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/14/18 16:30:57] Shmegma [291/683] has challenged Doody [466/781] in combat and lost! 7 days, 18:51:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/14/18 17:31:03] squirtingbuffalo [717/1164] has challenged Shmegma [226/683] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:24:21 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/15/18 02:32:03] Shmegma [449/683] has challenged dick [590/1308] in combat and lost! 7 days, 05:23:55 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/15/18 04:12:01] Anky, Doody, and Wordy [3080/3217] have team battled Bart, squirtingbuffalo, and Shmegma [272/2570] and won! 2 days, 09:38:34 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/18 04:32:15] Shmegma [290/683] has challenged Anky [1072/1437] in combat and lost! 10 days, 07:41:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/15/18 07:32:34] Shmegma [409/683] has challenged dick [1210/1308] in combat and lost! 8 days, 23:00:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/15/18 08:32:40] squirtingbuffalo [220/1164] has challenged Shmegma [370/683] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:12:21 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/15/18 12:33:07] Shmegma [107/683] has challenged Wordy [369/999] in combat and lost! 12 days, 18:48:35 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/15/18 13:33:13] Shmegma [339/683] has challenged dick [685/1308] in combat and lost! 11 days, 02:35:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/15/18 18:28:02] squirtingbuffalo [664/1164] has cum upon Shmegma [575/683] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 02:59:30 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/15/18 18:28:02] squirtingbuffalo has dealt Shmegma a shocker! 18 days, 07:08:02 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/15/18 20:33:56] Anky [991/1437] has challenged Shmegma [234/683] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:16:27 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/15/18 21:34:03] Shmegma [449/683] has challenged dick [572/1308] in combat and lost! 14 days, 00:21:33 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/16/18 03:34:43] Shmegma [160/683] has challenged Doody [512/781] in combat and lost! 18 days, 11:16:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/16/18 12:35:41] squirtingbuffalo [1018/1164] has challenged Shmegma [659/683] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:39:23 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/16/18 18:36:20] Shmegma [462/683] has challenged Doody [99/781] in combat and won! 42 days, 09:12:55 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/16/18 19:36:26] squirtingbuffalo [486/1164] has challenged Shmegma [6/683] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:53:33 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/16/18 19:36:26] squirtingbuffalo has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 27 days, 02:21:47 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/16/18 22:55:56] Shmegma was rejuvenated by a coffee enema! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 07:38:06 towards level 91.
[07/17/18 19:39:00] Shmegma [670/683] has challenged dick [1139/1308] in combat and lost! 19 days, 21:56:40 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/17/18 20:39:07] Shmegma [163/683] has challenged Bot [78/1214] in combat and won! 50 days, 08:58:08 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/18/18 01:39:37] Shmegma [196/683] has challenged Anky [439/1437] in combat and lost! 21 days, 21:30:47 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/18/18 02:39:43] Shmegma [401/683] has challenged Anky [621/1437] in combat and lost! 24 days, 17:41:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/18/18 04:39:56] Doody [263/781] has challenged Shmegma [459/683] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:37:31 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/18/18 10:40:34] Shmegma [304/683] has challenged Wordy [270/999] in combat and won! 51 days, 12:37:32 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/18/18 12:40:47] Shmegma [130/683] has challenged Wordy [121/999] in combat and won! 39 days, 03:21:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/18/18 17:27:33] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/18/18 17:38:46] Shmegma [577/683] has cum upon Anky [409/1445] and taken them in the face! 22 days, 06:31:37 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/18/18 17:51:35] Shmegma [623/683] has cum upon Bart [664/788] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 18:10:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/19/18 06:58:12] Doody [313/781] has challenged Shmegma [45/683] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:01:12 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/19/18 09:58:33] Shmegma [609/683] has challenged Anky [4/1445] in combat and won! 18 days, 17:01:52 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/19/18 10:58:39] Shmegma [298/683] has challenged Wordy [324/999] in combat and lost! 7 days, 16:43:15 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/19/18 14:59:04] Bot [928/1207] has challenged Shmegma [473/683] in combat and won! 17 days, 02:01:28 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/19/18 18:59:29] Shmegma [581/683] has challenged Bart [260/788] in combat and won! 12 days, 15:33:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/19/18 19:09:54] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/18 19:59:35] Doody [207/781] has challenged Shmegma [42/683] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:55:52 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/19/18 20:59:42] Wordy [203/999] has challenged Shmegma [632/683] in combat and lost! 10 days, 19:33:15 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/20/18 02:00:13] Bot [905/1207] has challenged Shmegma [265/683] in combat and won! 14 days, 22:41:06 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/20/18 03:00:20] Anky [927/1445] has challenged Shmegma [666/683] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:38:06 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/20/18 06:00:39] Shmegma [80/683] has challenged Wordy [53/999] in combat and won! 12 days, 01:18:13 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/20/18 08:00:52] Shmegma [286/683] has challenged Bart [438/788] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:33:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/20/18 09:00:58] Shmegma [54/683] has challenged Bart [23/788] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:35:54 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/20/18 12:01:17] Shmegma [206/683] has challenged dick [876/1315] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:48:26 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/20/18 13:01:22] Shmegma [408/683] has challenged Bart [44/788] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:47:13 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/20/18 14:01:27] Anky [417/1445] has challenged Shmegma [516/683] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:55:22 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/20/18 16:01:41] Wordy [816/999] has challenged Shmegma [614/683] in combat and won! 14 days, 08:30:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/20/18 23:02:24] Doody [41/781] has challenged Shmegma [112/683] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:43:32 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/21/18 03:02:49] Shmegma [86/683] has challenged dick [1166/1315] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:24:24 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/21/18 05:03:02] Bot [230/1207] has challenged Shmegma [471/683] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:05:05 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/21/18 08:03:20] Anky [1312/1445] has challenged Shmegma [641/683] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:09:09 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/21/18 09:03:27] Bart [256/794] has challenged Shmegma [39/683] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:15:33 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/21/18 09:16:28] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/21/18 09:16:31] Shmegma [235/683] has cum upon Doody [730/781] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:07:55 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/21/18 09:16:43] Shmegma [74/683] has cum upon Bart [336/794] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:00:06 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/21/18 11:03:39] Shmegma [337/683] has challenged Wordy [806/999] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:13:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/21/18 15:04:04] Wordy [246/999] has challenged Shmegma [613/683] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:07:07 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/21/18 17:04:16] Bot [440/1207] has challenged Shmegma [309/683] in combat and won! 8 days, 02:34:28 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/21/18 19:04:29] Shmegma [431/683] has challenged Doody [627/781] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:19:07 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/21/18 20:04:36] Shmegma [67/683] has challenged dick [1231/1315] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:43:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/21/18 21:04:42] Shmegma [461/683] has challenged Wordy [612/999] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:36:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/22/18 01:05:08] Bot [863/1207] has challenged Shmegma [346/683] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:00:18 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/22/18 01:05:08] Bot has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 8 days, 10:04:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/22/18 02:05:15] Wordy [455/999] has challenged Shmegma [423/683] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:21:29 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/22/18 06:05:39] Shmegma [124/683] has challenged Bot [155/1207] in combat and lost! 7 days, 03:33:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/22/18 06:23:26] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/22/18 07:05:45] Bart [532/794] has challenged Shmegma [634/683] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:35 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/22/18 08:05:53] Shmegma [456/683] has challenged Doody [345/781] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:28:12 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/22/18 09:06:00] Shmegma [239/683] has challenged Wordy [484/999] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:32:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/22/18 10:06:07] Shmegma [549/689] has challenged dick [218/1315] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:55:02 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/22/18 13:06:27] Doody [142/781] has challenged Shmegma [343/689] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:00 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/22/18 14:06:35] Shmegma [650/689] has challenged Bot [377/1207] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:04:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/22/18 17:06:53] Doody [438/781] has challenged Shmegma [595/689] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:14:04 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/22/18 20:07:12] Shmegma [65/689] has challenged Bart [714/794] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:23:33 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/23/18 00:12:41] Bart [252/794] has challenged Shmegma [185/689] in combat and won! 15 days, 10:33:38 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/23/18 02:06:24] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/23/18 03:07:56] Bot [480/1207] has challenged Shmegma [632/689] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:27:15 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/23/18 05:34:29] GrEmLiN [23/78] has challenged Shmegma [348/689] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:07 is added to GrEmLiN's clock.
[07/23/18 07:08:22] Anky [427/1445] has challenged Shmegma [254/689] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:38:52 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/23/18 07:08:22] In the lemon party, Shmegma dropped her level 66 ring! Anky picks it up, tossing her old level 51 ring to Shmegma.
[07/23/18 07:24:33] Shmegma, Bot, and GrEmLiN [979/1962] have team battled Anky, Wordy, and Bart [1425/3254] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:03 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/18 08:08:29] Shmegma [83/673] has challenged dick [70/1330] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:24:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/23/18 13:09:00] Shmegma [457/673] has challenged Anky [828/1461] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:31:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/23/18 23:10:03] Shmegma [335/673] has challenged Bot [184/1207] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:41:50 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/24/18 03:40:35] Wordy, Shmegma, Bart, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/24/18 05:38:14] Bart [704/794] has cum upon Shmegma [159/673] and taken them in the face! 10 days, 05:33:40 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/24/18 06:03:37] Bot [165/1207] has cum upon Shmegma [255/673] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:20:49 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/24/18 10:11:16] Shmegma [305/673] has challenged Bart [606/794] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:10:17 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/24/18 14:19:45] Bart, Doody, and Shmegma [834/2248] have team battled Wordy, Bot, and Anky [1845/3667] and lost! 0 days, 07:03:04 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/18 17:12:00] Shmegma [55/673] has challenged Anky [237/1461] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:20:14 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/24/18 20:59:38] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/24/18 23:12:37] Shmegma [192/673] has challenged Wordy [614/999] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:26:34 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/25/18 01:12:51] Shmegma [149/673] has challenged GrEmLiN [2/163] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:09:57 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/25/18 03:13:03] Shmegma [547/673] has challenged GrEmLiN [91/163] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:49:27 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/25/18 04:13:08] Anky [269/1461] has challenged Shmegma [127/673] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:01:19 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/25/18 06:49:50] Wordy, Bot, and Anky [2735/3667] have team battled Doody, GrEmLiN, and Shmegma [959/1630] and won! 0 days, 07:02:38 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/18 07:13:28] Shmegma [430/673] has challenged Doody [378/781] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:18:29 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/25/18 10:13:46] Anky [840/1461] has challenged Shmegma [189/673] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:37:31 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/25/18 13:14:05] Bart [180/794] has challenged Shmegma [97/673] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:44:12 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/25/18 14:14:12] Shmegma [396/673] has challenged GrEmLiN [151/191] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:54:49 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/25/18 15:14:18] Shmegma [426/673] has challenged Bot [823/1207] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:43:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/25/18 16:14:25] Shmegma [281/673] has challenged Bot [202/1207] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:11:36 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/25/18 16:42:13] Bart [46/794] has cum upon Shmegma [480/673] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:26:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/25/18 18:14:38] Anky [275/1461] has challenged Shmegma [60/673] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:20:19 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/25/18 19:14:45] Anky [1106/1461] has challenged Shmegma [94/673] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:45:49 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/25/18 22:48:42] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/26/18 02:15:31] Shmegma [147/673] has challenged GrEmLiN [119/206] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:57:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/26/18 03:35:35] GrEmLiN [41/208] has challenged Shmegma [232/673] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:56:53 is added to GrEmLiN's clock.
[07/26/18 06:15:56] Anky [514/1461] has challenged Shmegma [273/673] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:51:07 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/26/18 09:43:00] Bot [369/1207] has challenged Shmegma [236/673] in combat and won! 18 days, 23:02:26 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/26/18 10:16:22] Bot [11/1207] has challenged Shmegma [114/673] in combat and lost! 8 days, 01:31:57 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/26/18 11:16:29] Bart [69/794] has challenged Shmegma [85/673] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:27:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/26/18 12:16:35] Shmegma [90/673] has challenged dick [792/1330] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:54:15 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/26/18 13:52:41] Bot, Shmegma, and GrEmLiN [868/2099] have team battled Doody, Bart, and Anky [2009/3038] and lost! 0 days, 01:11:53 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/18 14:16:47] Bart [209/794] has challenged Shmegma [50/673] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:45:41 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/26/18 18:17:11] Shmegma [491/673] has challenged Anky [870/1461] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:14:51 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/26/18 20:17:23] Shmegma [97/673] has challenged Bot [426/1207] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:11:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/27/18 09:18:47] Shmegma [483/673] has challenged Wordy [510/993] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:34:35 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/27/18 10:18:53] Bot [438/1240] has challenged Shmegma [474/673] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:28:51 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/27/18 11:18:59] Shmegma [358/673] has challenged Bart [236/794] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:58:57 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/27/18 14:19:19] Shmegma [20/673] has challenged Anky [983/1461] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:28:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/27/18 19:19:50] Bart [665/794] has challenged Shmegma [436/673] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:20:08 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/28/18 00:20:20] Shmegma [637/673] has challenged Doody [412/783] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:21:07 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/28/18 01:20:26] Shmegma [270/673] has challenged GrEmLiN [2/222] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:26:45 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/28/18 02:20:33] Anky [937/1461] has challenged Shmegma [220/673] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:29:05 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/28/18 03:20:39] Bot [322/1240] has challenged Shmegma [64/673] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:05:12 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/28/18 06:20:59] Shmegma [265/673] has challenged Wordy [90/993] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:47:07 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/28/18 07:21:06] Anky [806/1461] has challenged Shmegma [309/673] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:50:10 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/28/18 08:21:12] Doody [387/783] has challenged Shmegma [150/673] in combat and won! 7 days, 21:14:23 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/28/18 10:02:35] GrEmLiN [170/222] has challenged Shmegma [309/673] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:01 is added to GrEmLiN's clock.
[07/28/18 12:43:04] Shmegma invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:15 towards level 91.
[07/28/18 15:21:56] Anky [221/1461] has challenged Shmegma [562/673] in combat and lost! 9 days, 18:40:52 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/28/18 21:22:34] Bart [183/794] has challenged Shmegma [389/673] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:47:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/28/18 23:22:46] Shmegma [136/673] has challenged Anky [910/1461] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:25 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/28/18 23:24:16] Shmegma and Bart have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/18 00:22:52] Anky [1076/1461] has challenged Shmegma [141/673] in combat and won! 19 days, 23:53:42 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/29/18 04:23:17] Bot [1073/1240] has challenged Shmegma [381/673] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:55:22 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/29/18 05:14:43] Anky and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/18 05:23:24] Anky [571/1461] has challenged Shmegma [585/673] in combat and lost! 7 days, 21:19:16 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/29/18 07:23:36] Shmegma [277/673] has challenged Bart [612/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/29/18 10:47:22] Doody, Shmegma, Bart, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/29/18 10:50:52] Shmegma [552/678] has challenged dick [1118/1330] in combat and lost! 8 days, 05:14:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/29/18 12:24:09] Bart [757/794] has challenged Shmegma [12/678] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:14:38 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/29/18 19:52:41] Shmegma had a hot threesome! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 21:39:47 towards level 92.
[07/29/18 20:05:25] Shmegma, Bart, and Bot [2501/2712] have team battled Anky, Wordy, and Doody [1889/3237] and won! 0 days, 22:00:27 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/18 20:24:59] Shmegma [628/678] has challenged Anky [815/1461] in combat and lost! 11 days, 02:03:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/30/18 04:25:53] Shmegma [365/678] has challenged Bot [773/1240] in combat and lost! 11 days, 16:35:31 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/30/18 05:26:00] Shmegma [630/678] has challenged Doody [602/783] in combat and won! 21 days, 07:58:41 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/30/18 09:26:27] Shmegma [39/678] has challenged Wordy [734/993] in combat and lost! 11 days, 05:04:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/30/18 11:26:40] Anky [110/1461] has challenged Shmegma [375/678] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:34:18 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/30/18 13:26:53] Shmegma [97/678] has challenged Doody [52/783] in combat and won! 19 days, 03:17:11 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/30/18 13:26:53] In the lemon party, Doody dropped her level 192 weapon! Shmegma picks it up, tossing her old level 187 weapon to Doody.
[07/30/18 13:41:28] Shmegma started shitting dicknipples. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 22:01:49 from level 92.
[07/30/18 14:27:00] Shmegma [15/684] has challenged Bot [740/1240] in combat and lost! 10 days, 09:11:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/30/18 15:14:34] Shmegma, Bot, and Bart [660/2718] have team battled Doody, Anky, and Wordy [1040/3232] and lost! 0 days, 08:48:18 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/18 19:27:32] Bot [358/1240] has challenged Shmegma [597/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:58:40 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/30/18 21:27:45] Shmegma [488/684] has challenged Anky [1208/1461] in combat and lost! 12 days, 15:29:31 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/30/18 23:27:57] Doody [131/778] has challenged Shmegma [293/684] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:29:54 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/31/18 00:28:04] Shmegma [496/684] has challenged Anky [66/1461] in combat and won! 24 days, 16:23:19 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/31/18 01:28:10] Wordy [140/993] has challenged Shmegma [167/684] in combat and lost! 11 days, 10:09:28 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/31/18 05:28:36] Shmegma [661/684] has challenged GrEmLiN [89/235] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:55:51 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/31/18 08:28:54] Shmegma [65/684] has challenged Wordy [369/993] in combat and lost! 13 days, 09:28:04 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/31/18 10:29:07] Shmegma [676/684] has challenged GrEmLiN [66/235] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:15:11 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/31/18 11:29:14] Doody [498/778] has challenged Shmegma [392/684] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:58:44 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/31/18 12:29:21] Doody [39/778] has challenged Shmegma [87/684] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:24:42 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/31/18 19:22:58] Shmegma stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:49:33 towards level 92.
[07/31/18 21:30:17] Shmegma [120/684] has challenged Anky [502/1461] in combat and lost! 12 days, 23:51:33 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/31/18 22:30:24] Anky [1121/1461] has challenged Shmegma [323/684] in combat and won! 26 days, 10:15:06 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/01/18 00:30:37] Shmegma [64/684] has challenged Anky [218/1461] in combat and lost! 14 days, 19:05:55 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/01/18 07:11:35] Anky, Shmegma, Bart, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/01/18 07:12:11] Bot [449/1240] has cum upon Shmegma [664/684] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:12:46 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/01/18 08:31:28] Shmegma [287/684] has challenged Wordy [253/993] in combat and won! 21 days, 14:57:02 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/01/18 09:31:33] Anky [384/1461] has challenged Shmegma [520/684] in combat and lost! 9 days, 23:57:55 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/01/18 11:31:45] Shmegma [216/684] has challenged Wordy [106/993] in combat and won! 16 days, 09:40:53 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/01/18 12:35:18] Shmegma [107/684] has cum upon Anky [608/1461] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 06:23:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/01/18 15:32:09] Shmegma [61/684] has challenged Wordy [702/993] in combat and lost! 8 days, 06:23:05 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/01/18 18:32:30] Bart [34/794] has challenged Shmegma [147/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:55 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/01/18 20:56:36] Wordy, Anky, and Bot [2313/3694] have team battled Bart, Doody, and Shmegma [891/2256] and won! 3 days, 16:25:29 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/18 23:33:02] Shmegma [166/684] has challenged Bot [934/1240] in combat and lost! 8 days, 16:57:45 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/02/18 01:33:15] Shmegma [266/684] has challenged Bart [736/794] in combat and lost! 8 days, 07:34:48 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/02/18 02:33:22] Shmegma [673/684] has challenged Bart [535/794] in combat and won! 15 days, 22:27:32 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/02/18 04:58:22] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bart have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/02/18 05:33:41] Anky [1244/1461] has challenged Shmegma [14/684] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:31:33 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/02/18 05:43:03] Shmegma found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:26:11 towards level 92.
[08/02/18 07:14:10] Shmegma [110/684] has cum upon Wordy [432/993] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 06:07:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/02/18 08:34:01] Shmegma [463/684] has challenged Doody [7/773] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:26:27 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/02/18 12:34:27] Shmegma [433/684] has challenged Anky [344/1461] in combat and won! 9 days, 14:34:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/02/18 17:34:59] Shmegma [217/684] has challenged dick [443/1330] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:30:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/02/18 18:35:06] Shmegma [99/684] has challenged Bot [1179/1245] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:33:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/02/18 21:18:55] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/03/18 04:36:08] Doody [557/773] has challenged Shmegma [591/689] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:41:23 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/03/18 06:20:22] Shmegma got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:29:06 from level 92.
[08/03/18 07:36:26] Shmegma [312/689] has challenged Wordy [597/993] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:18:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/03/18 08:36:33] Wordy [45/993] has challenged Shmegma [643/689] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:04:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/03/18 09:36:39] Doody [258/773] has challenged Shmegma [339/689] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:11:53 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/03/18 10:36:46] Shmegma [259/689] has challenged Doody [753/773] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:03:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/03/18 14:37:10] Anky [1016/1461] has challenged Shmegma [309/689] in combat and won! 17 days, 08:38:26 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/03/18 15:37:16] Doody [59/773] has challenged Shmegma [407/689] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:39:15 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/03/18 16:37:22] Shmegma [664/689] has challenged Anky [1350/1461] in combat and lost! 9 days, 07:59:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/03/18 17:37:28] Anky [1286/1461] has challenged Shmegma [625/689] in combat and won! 13 days, 12:19:07 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/03/18 17:37:28] Anky has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 12 days, 03:39:30 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/04/18 00:38:11] Shmegma [194/689] has challenged Wordy [368/993] in combat and lost! 15 days, 23:00:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/04/18 01:38:18] Shmegma [604/689] has challenged Wordy [563/993] in combat and won! 31 days, 04:15:47 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/04/18 02:38:25] Bot [1022/1245] has challenged Shmegma [574/689] in combat and won! 20 days, 13:48:55 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/04/18 03:38:31] Bot [942/1245] has challenged Shmegma [479/689] in combat and won! 16 days, 00:57:20 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/04/18 05:38:44] Doody [103/773] has challenged Shmegma [75/689] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:09:58 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/04/18 07:38:56] Shmegma [625/689] has challenged Wordy [417/993] in combat and won! 23 days, 15:14:14 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/04/18 09:39:08] Bot [407/1245] has challenged Shmegma [232/689] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:08:38 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/04/18 11:39:20] Anky [1252/1461] has challenged Shmegma [201/689] in combat and won! 20 days, 17:16:55 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/04/18 12:39:26] Anky [131/1461] has challenged Shmegma [617/689] in combat and lost! 9 days, 13:04:18 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/04/18 13:39:32] Doody [669/773] has challenged Shmegma [533/689] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:55:45 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/04/18 14:39:38] Shmegma [303/689] has challenged dick [1093/1330] in combat and lost! 7 days, 10:55:26 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/04/18 16:39:52] Anky [1355/1461] has challenged Shmegma [204/689] in combat and won! 18 days, 05:10:26 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/04/18 17:39:58] Shmegma [654/689] has challenged Anky [896/1461] in combat and lost! 11 days, 11:07:20 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/04/18 18:40:04] Shmegma [169/689] has challenged Anky [882/1461] in combat and lost! 13 days, 01:29:56 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/04/18 19:40:10] Wordy [666/993] has challenged Shmegma [43/689] in combat and won! 48 days, 15:24:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/04/18 20:40:17] Shmegma [510/689] has challenged Wordy [450/993] in combat and won! 25 days, 12:11:09 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/04/18 21:40:23] Wordy [655/993] has challenged Shmegma [512/689] in combat and won! 37 days, 22:07:54 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/04/18 22:40:29] Bot [666/1245] has challenged Shmegma [124/689] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:00:08 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/04/18 23:40:35] Shmegma [649/689] has challenged dick [1177/1330] in combat and lost! 8 days, 01:33:30 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/05/18 00:40:42] Shmegma [178/689] has challenged Anky [1318/1461] in combat and lost! 12 days, 09:56:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/05/18 02:40:55] Shmegma [479/689] has challenged Doody [252/773] in combat and won! 21 days, 05:03:21 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/05/18 03:41:02] Anky [2/1461] has challenged Shmegma [90/689] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:22:52 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/05/18 04:41:08] Anky [1033/1461] has challenged Shmegma [465/689] in combat and won! 11 days, 23:21:17 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/05/18 08:39:49] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/05/18 15:42:16] Shmegma [556/689] has challenged Doody [745/773] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:58:06 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/05/18 17:42:29] Shmegma [449/689] has challenged Anky [614/1461] in combat and lost! 9 days, 07:07:06 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/05/18 23:43:07] Doody [316/773] has challenged Shmegma [564/689] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:02:09 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/06/18 00:43:13] Doody [48/773] has challenged Shmegma [85/689] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:15:01 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/06/18 01:43:19] Shmegma [504/689] has challenged Doody [687/773] in combat and lost! 9 days, 01:03:24 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/06/18 02:43:25] Anky [251/1461] has challenged Shmegma [625/689] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:00:13 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/06/18 04:43:37] Shmegma [177/689] has challenged Doody [186/773] in combat and lost! 10 days, 02:44:35 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/06/18 06:49:58] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/06/18 07:43:55] Shmegma [424/689] has challenged Doody [123/773] in combat and won! 14 days, 20:18:42 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/06/18 09:44:08] Wordy [815/993] has challenged Shmegma [194/689] in combat and won! 14 days, 03:56:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/06/18 10:44:15] Shmegma [178/689] has challenged Anky [413/1461] in combat and lost! 7 days, 19:14:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/06/18 12:44:28] Shmegma [559/689] has challenged Bot [443/1245] in combat and won! 14 days, 14:12:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/06/18 23:20:11] Shmegma was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:42:36 towards level 92.
[08/06/18 23:27:38] Bot, Bart, and Anky [1132/3500] have team battled Doody, Shmegma, and Wordy [1026/2455] and won! 0 days, 10:35:53 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/18 23:36:06] Shmegma got kicked right in the snatch. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:11:10 from level 92.
[08/07/18 01:39:11] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/07/18 10:30:57] Shmegma bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:31:09 towards level 92.
[08/07/18 10:46:53] Shmegma [355/689] has challenged Wordy [247/993] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:56:37 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/07/18 23:11:44] Shmegma [234/689] has cum upon Doody [559/773] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:37:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/07/18 23:12:17] Shmegma [655/689] has cum upon Doody [367/773] and taken them in the face! 6 days, 04:13:51 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/08/18 00:48:24] Bart [779/794] has challenged Shmegma [367/689] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:18:17 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/08/18 06:26:53] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and Bart have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/08/18 06:32:53] Shmegma [348/689] has cum upon Doody [640/773] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:31:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/08/18 06:49:02] Shmegma [391/689] has challenged GrEmLiN [22/256] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:57:19 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/08/18 06:52:11] GrEmLiN [175/261] has challenged Shmegma [596/689] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:54:24 is added to GrEmLiN's clock.
[08/08/18 07:49:08] Wordy [346/993] has challenged Shmegma [208/689] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:07:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/08/18 11:20:42] Bot [26/1245] has challenged Shmegma [259/689] in combat and lost! 11 days, 08:00:27 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/08/18 14:03:29] Doody, Wordy, and Bart [670/2555] have team battled Anky, Shmegma, and Bot [2069/3395] and lost! 1 day, 23:58:06 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/18 15:49:58] Shmegma [218/689] has challenged Wordy [468/993] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:14:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/08/18 18:50:16] Wordy [856/993] has challenged Shmegma [438/689] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:11:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/08/18 20:50:29] Anky [1400/1461] has challenged Shmegma [242/689] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:04:35 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/09/18 00:52:41] Shmegma found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:10:04 towards level 92.
[08/09/18 06:51:32] Shmegma [144/689] has challenged Bart [602/789] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:52:54 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/09/18 07:51:38] Anky [859/1461] has challenged Shmegma [90/689] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:18:21 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/09/18 08:51:44] Anky [175/1461] has challenged Shmegma [214/689] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:10:47 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/09/18 11:11:14] Shmegma and Bart have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/18 12:01:01] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bart have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/09/18 13:52:15] Shmegma [94/689] has challenged Wordy [137/999] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:02:34 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/09/18 15:52:27] Anky [738/1461] has challenged Shmegma [583/689] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:51:18 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/09/18 16:52:34] Shmegma [618/689] has challenged Anky [634/1461] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:30:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/09/18 21:18:59] Shmegma discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:56:41 towards level 92.
[08/09/18 22:53:13] Shmegma [528/689] has challenged Wordy [987/999] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:06:20 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/09/18 23:53:19] Anky [1374/1461] has challenged Shmegma [64/689] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:45:02 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/10/18 02:53:39] Doody [153/773] has challenged Shmegma [485/689] in combat and lost! 7 days, 05:55:52 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/10/18 06:54:04] Shmegma [148/689] has challenged Bart [381/789] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:59:55 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/10/18 07:56:59] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/10/18 08:54:17] Shmegma [101/689] has challenged dick [83/1330] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:14:59 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/10/18 11:54:35] Shmegma [265/689] has challenged Bot [1069/1245] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:03:33 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/10/18 12:54:41] Wordy [249/999] has challenged Shmegma [63/689] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:32:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/10/18 16:55:06] Wordy [679/999] has challenged Shmegma [309/689] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:18:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/10/18 18:55:17] Doody [733/773] has challenged Shmegma [671/689] in combat and won! 10 days, 06:33:05 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/10/18 20:21:17] Shmegma bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:22:49 towards level 92.
[08/10/18 21:55:36] Doody [269/773] has challenged Shmegma [467/689] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:42:19 is added to Doody's clock.
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