#IdleRPG Idle RPG

Player Info

User: Bart
Class: Slacker
Admin?: No
Level: 48
Next level: 9 days, 04:53:58
Status: Online
Host: AnkyTemp!Anky@lol-D32F42EA.rochester.res.rr.com
Account Created: Wed Oct 2 21:37:23 2019
Last login: Wed Nov 13 14:30:38 2019
Total time idled: 41 days, 04:28:13
Current position: [250,184]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 49
boots: 47
charm: 17
gloves: 21
helm: 54 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 23
ring: 37
shield: 56
tunic: 50
weapon: 29

sum: 383

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 0 days, 04:14:29
quit: 0 days, 06:08:31

total: 0 days, 10:23:00

Character Modifiers

[07/16/16 15:47:01] Bart [0/1] has challenged Wordy [97/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/16/16 16:46:40] Bart [13/19] has challenged Doody [9/429] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:02:06 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/16/16 17:29:57] Bart [19/32] has challenged Wordy [364/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/16/16 19:11:01] Bart [1/59] has challenged dick [518/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/17/16 17:42:09] Bart [55/84] has challenged Anky [296/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/17/16 18:55:51] Bart [33/95] has challenged dick [103/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/17/16 19:05:19] Bart [74/95] has cum upon Doodybot [17/372] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 00:07:03 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/17/16 20:16:39] Bart [54/107] has challenged dick [6/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:18:31 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/20/16 20:31:24] Bart [111/115] has challenged Anky [203/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/20/16 20:37:22] LordComac [263/383] has challenged Bart [47/115] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:46:26 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[07/21/16 23:40:28] LordComac [142/383] has challenged Bart [120/148] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:57:49 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[07/22/16 00:40:35] Anky [318/546] has challenged Bart [109/148] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:35:55 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/22/16 17:42:32] Shmegma [40/434] has challenged Bart [20/148] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:54:46 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/23/16 07:39:39] Bart [186/192] has challenged Shmegma [387/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/23/16 07:53:37] Anky, Wordy, and Doodybot [1023/1501] have team battled LordComac, Bart, and Shmegma [31/1010] and won! 0 days, 02:31:02 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/16 17:06:24] Doodybot [197/444] has cum upon Bart [40/192] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 00:09:19 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[07/23/16 17:57:47] Wordy [314/538] has challenged Bart [170/182] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:29:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/23/16 23:15:59] Bart [120/186] has challenged Doody [307/416] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/24/16 02:46:08] Wordy [471/538] has challenged Bart [54/186] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:42:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/24/16 05:46:28] Doody [335/416] has challenged Bart [158/186] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:16:49 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/24/16 06:33:21] Bart [106/193] has challenged Anky [346/547] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/24/16 06:46:34] Anky [493/547] has challenged Bart [91/193] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:19:55 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/24/16 13:42:54] Bart [170/193] has cum upon LordComac [218/384] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:05:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/24/16 15:14:11] Bart [66/193] has challenged LordComac [158/384] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/24/16 18:47:54] Shmegma [329/434] has challenged Bart [167/193] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:51:17 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/25/16 01:02:41] Bart [0/203] has challenged Doodybot [202/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/25/16 01:48:39] Wordy [304/538] has challenged Bart [129/203] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:18:46 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/25/16 01:48:39] Wordy has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:03:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/27/16 23:20:30] Bart [196/231] has challenged Wordy [228/542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/30/16 03:14:03] Anky [223/554] has challenged Bart [67/231] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:07:35 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/30/16 06:14:25] LordComac [28/384] has challenged Bart [74/231] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:16:57 is added to LordComac's clock.
[07/30/16 11:31:58] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Bart in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 0 days, 00:01:58 from level 30.
[07/30/16 11:46:18] Bart [6/246] has challenged Doody [195/383] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/30/16 22:16:13] Doody [208/383] has challenged Bart [37/246] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:43:34 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/30/16 23:16:19] LordComac [245/407] has challenged Bart [172/246] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:06:52 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[07/31/16 03:04:54] Bart [20/246] has challenged Shmegma [436/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/31/16 03:16:44] Doody [273/383] has challenged Bart [83/246] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:41:41 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/31/16 08:17:16] Anky [290/554] has challenged Bart [166/246] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:22:48 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/31/16 12:17:43] LordComac [163/407] has challenged Bart [62/246] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:53:48 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[07/31/16 20:18:34] Shmegma [25/469] has challenged Bart [55/246] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/31/16 20:50:29] Bart [4/275] has challenged Shmegma [204/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/01/16 00:19:00] LordComac [26/407] has challenged Bart [196/275] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:57:01 is added to LordComac's clock.
[08/01/16 21:21:26] LordComac [265/407] has challenged Bart [215/275] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:21:00 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[08/04/16 19:34:47] Bart [6/305] has challenged Doody [178/371] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/05/16 00:29:59] LordComac [181/407] has challenged Bart [282/305] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:11 is added to LordComac's clock.
[08/06/16 01:32:50] LordComac [180/407] has challenged Bart [117/305] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:09:03 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[08/06/16 05:33:15] Doody [336/371] has challenged Bart [222/305] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:07:38 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/06/16 06:33:22] LordComac [376/407] has challenged Bart [183/305] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:49:03 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[08/06/16 07:34:42] Bart, Doodybot, and Anky [4/1358] have team battled LordComac, Shmegma, and Doody [482/1275] and lost! 0 days, 01:33:32 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/16 08:33:38] Wordy [175/562] has challenged Bart [65/305] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:27:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/06/16 14:39:52] Bart [84/305] has cum upon LordComac [242/407] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:09:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/06/16 17:05:26] Bart [9/323] has challenged Doodybot [401/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/06/16 20:35:00] Doody [204/371] has challenged Bart [220/323] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:04:25 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/06/16 21:16:25] Anky [35/552] has challenged Bart [154/323] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/07/16 12:43:45] Bart found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:00 towards level 35.
[08/07/16 18:37:28] LordComac [87/407] has challenged Bart [15/323] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:38:59 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[08/07/16 23:28:07] Bart [84/323] has challenged Doodybot [164/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/10/16 21:59:17] Anky [59/555] has challenged Bart [216/323] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/12/16 22:51:45] Anky [230/538] has challenged Bart [257/323] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:37:20 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/13/16 00:52:00] Wordy [50/557] has challenged Bart [145/323] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:21:11 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/13/16 01:44:06] Bart stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:10 towards level 36.
[08/13/16 03:52:21] LordComac [405/413] has challenged Bart [186/323] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:44:49 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[08/13/16 16:53:48] Anky [300/538] has challenged Bart [193/323] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:22:19 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/13/16 18:29:21] Bart [168/323] has challenged Doody [129/410] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:10:59 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/13/16 18:30:18] Doodybot, Wordy, and Anky [1085/1622] have team battled LordComac, Doody, and Bart [418/1146] and won! 0 days, 00:32:01 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/16 22:53:58] Bart [184/323] has cum upon Shmegma [268/505] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:50:19 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/13/16 23:54:39] Shmegma [308/505] has challenged Bart [15/323] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:59:33 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/14/16 00:54:46] Anky [147/538] has challenged Bart [80/323] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:09:08 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/14/16 01:54:52] Shmegma [275/505] has challenged Bart [78/323] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:16:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/14/16 02:54:58] Anky [307/538] has challenged Bart [292/323] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:58:42 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/14/16 06:55:25] Doody [6/410] has challenged Bart [201/323] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:12:19 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/14/16 10:55:53] Doodybot [103/527] has challenged Bart [212/323] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:51:57 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[08/14/16 16:56:34] LordComac [144/413] has challenged Bart [28/323] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:40:39 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[08/14/16 17:56:40] Anky [57/538] has challenged Bart [18/323] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:48:48 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/14/16 21:57:08] Shmegma [177/505] has challenged Bart [191/323] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:18:21 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/15/16 03:28:18] Bart [180/328] has challenged Shmegma [502/505] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/15/16 13:58:57] Wordy [410/557] has challenged Bart [304/328] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:47:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/15/16 14:59:05] Wordy [532/557] has challenged Bart [265/328] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:15:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/16/16 01:00:12] Wordy [361/557] has challenged Bart [103/328] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:58:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/16/16 02:05:40] Bart accidentally put gas in their diesel engine by mistake. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:40:04 from level 38.
[08/16/16 05:00:38] Anky [183/538] has challenged Bart [201/328] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:24:38 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/16/16 11:01:20] Anky [389/538] has challenged Bart [84/328] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:22:19 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/17/16 04:07:18] Bart [122/328] has challenged Anky [465/522] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/17/16 05:03:24] Wordy [158/557] has challenged Bart [105/328] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:13:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/17/16 06:03:31] Wordy [179/557] has challenged Bart [273/328] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/17/16 13:04:19] Wordy [117/557] has challenged Bart [105/328] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:25:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/17/16 18:30:28] Bart [271/328] has cum upon Wordy [313/557] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:39:30 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/17/16 22:05:20] LordComac [389/399] has challenged Bart [264/328] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:37:44 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[08/17/16 22:59:51] Bart [127/328] has cum upon Anky [353/522] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:34:21 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/18/16 04:26:58] LordComac [56/408] has challenged Bart [184/328] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to LordComac's clock.
[08/18/16 12:28:40] Shmegma, Bart, and LordComac [1195/1252] have team battled Doody, Anky, and Doodybot [32/1467] and won! 0 days, 05:39:52 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/16 16:52:31] Doody [25/418] has challenged Bart [37/328] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/19/16 04:08:51] Doody [73/416] has challenged Bart [304/328] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:07:38 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/19/16 10:01:11] Anky, Shmegma, and Doodybot [1221/1566] have team battled Wordy, Bart, and LordComac [78/1293] and won! 0 days, 07:12:48 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/16 12:37:06] Bart [58/328] has challenged Wordy [12/557] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:04:25 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/19/16 15:10:05] Doody [203/416] has challenged Bart [223/328] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:07:48 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/19/16 20:10:39] Doody [284/416] has challenged Bart [199/328] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:25:02 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/20/16 08:12:09] Bart invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:46:32 towards level 40.
[08/20/16 20:13:22] Anky [87/522] has challenged Bart [112/328] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:30:02 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/20/16 22:13:45] Doodybot [427/529] has challenged Bart [47/328] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:37:26 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[08/21/16 03:14:10] LordComac [346/408] has challenged Bart [56/328] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:04:51 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[08/21/16 05:14:24] Doody [333/416] has challenged Bart [79/328] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:39:32 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/21/16 10:33:49] Bart [198/328] has challenged Wordy [9/558] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:12:20 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/21/16 12:47:37] Bart [258/328] has cum upon Doody [252/416] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 06:19:20 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/21/16 16:15:40] Doodybot [335/533] has challenged Bart [12/328] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:59:34 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[08/21/16 17:15:47] Doodybot [189/533] has challenged Bart [97/328] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:59:36 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[08/21/16 19:16:02] Doody [301/416] has challenged Bart [19/328] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:42:57 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/21/16 22:45:44] Bart [258/328] has cum upon Shmegma [283/517] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:32:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/21/16 22:45:44] Bart [256/328] has cum upon Shmegma [122/517] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 05:03:44 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/22/16 00:21:58] Bart [29/328] has cum upon Anky [77/522] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:15:33 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/22/16 22:19:10] LordComac [250/408] has challenged Bart [198/328] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:37:52 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[08/23/16 22:21:55] LordComac [263/408] has challenged Bart [295/328] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:43 is added to LordComac's clock.
[08/24/16 02:22:23] Wordy [292/558] has challenged Bart [116/328] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:46:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/24/16 21:24:36] Anky [5/522] has challenged Bart [251/328] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:14 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/25/16 19:27:08] Doody [373/432] has challenged Bart [205/328] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:27:26 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/25/16 22:27:28] Shmegma [491/517] has challenged Bart [251/328] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:41 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/26/16 21:30:10] Shmegma [294/517] has challenged Bart [51/328] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:56:30 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/27/16 00:03:43] Shmegma, Wordy, and Doodybot [1034/1625] have team battled Bart, Doody, and Anky [237/1284] and won! 0 days, 02:36:02 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/16 00:30:29] Doody [176/432] has challenged Bart [157/328] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:24:32 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/27/16 04:22:33] Bart [171/376] has challenged LordComac [418/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/27/16 08:45:24] Wordy [118/558] has challenged Bart [261/376] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/27/16 23:33:06] Wordy [336/558] has challenged Bart [351/376] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:08:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/28/16 00:34:53] Bart was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:48:50 from level 42.
[08/28/16 08:34:09] Anky [176/524] has challenged Bart [223/376] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:21 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/02/16 04:47:34] Wordy [311/558] has challenged Bart [8/376] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:26:41 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/02/16 20:49:22] Doodybot [33/550] has challenged Bart [175/376] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:39:40 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[09/03/16 06:50:31] Anky [428/528] has challenged Bart [200/376] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:32:20 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/03/16 13:43:31] LordComac, Doodybot, and Doody [958/1406] have team battled Wordy, Shmegma, and Bart [1087/1453] and lost! 0 days, 06:49:34 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/16 18:50:07] Bart [190/376] has cum upon Doody [365/432] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:12:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/03/16 19:52:02] Shmegma [75/519] has challenged Bart [333/376] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:23:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/03/16 20:52:07] Doodybot [373/550] has challenged Bart [300/376] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:34:58 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[09/04/16 00:40:53] Bart [160/376] has cum upon Wordy [521/558] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:53:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/04/16 00:41:41] Bart [15/376] has cum upon Wordy [102/558] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:56:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/04/16 00:52:37] Anky [452/528] has challenged Bart [166/376] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:57:27 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/04/16 01:52:44] LordComac [116/424] has challenged Bart [267/376] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:15:26 is added to LordComac's clock.
[09/04/16 02:52:51] Doody [264/432] has challenged Bart [122/376] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:25:45 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/04/16 05:53:13] Doodybot [541/550] has challenged Bart [286/376] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:08:18 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[09/04/16 06:14:46] Bart discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:42 towards level 42.
[09/04/16 07:53:27] Anky [152/528] has challenged Bart [118/376] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:49:20 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/04/16 10:53:48] Doodybot [474/550] has challenged Bart [275/376] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:01:25 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[09/04/16 10:53:48] Doodybot has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:58:41 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/04/16 11:53:55] LordComac [157/424] has challenged Bart [274/376] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:37:50 is added to LordComac's clock.
[09/04/16 12:22:19] Bart ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:19:19 from level 42.
[09/04/16 14:54:16] LordComac [144/424] has challenged Bart [344/376] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:49:30 is added to LordComac's clock.
[09/04/16 16:16:19] Bart [27/385] has challenged Doody [22/432] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:11:31 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/05/16 04:19:34] Doody, Doodybot, Shmegma, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/05/16 04:19:37] Bart [119/385] has cum upon Doodybot [154/550] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:17:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/05/16 10:56:36] Wordy [289/558] has challenged Bart [24/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:56:10 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/05/16 12:56:50] LordComac [379/424] has challenged Bart [341/385] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:36:56 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[09/05/16 14:57:05] Wordy [499/558] has challenged Bart [78/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:53:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/05/16 23:58:07] LordComac [414/424] has challenged Bart [304/385] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:39:06 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[09/06/16 01:56:50] Anky, LordComac, Shmegma, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/06/16 01:56:50] Bart [205/385] has cum upon Anky [182/528] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 02:47:48 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/07/16 19:03:01] Wordy [91/558] has challenged Bart [70/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:58:17 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/09/16 02:06:30] Wordy [107/567] has challenged Bart [258/385] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:17:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/09/16 10:07:29] Anky [207/549] has challenged Bart [272/385] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:58:04 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/09/16 11:48:11] Bart [207/385] has challenged Anky [462/549] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/09/16 17:08:18] Doody [172/541] has challenged Bart [262/385] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:20 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/10/16 03:09:27] Anky [220/549] has challenged Bart [273/385] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:42:29 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/10/16 08:10:01] Wordy [280/567] has challenged Bart [46/385] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:51:26 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/10/16 09:09:35] Doody, Wordy, and Doodybot [633/1667] have team battled Bart, Anky, and Shmegma [1408/1448] and lost! 0 days, 01:39:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/16 01:11:58] Anky [7/548] has challenged Bart [265/385] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:28:38 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/12/16 20:16:46] Anky [447/548] has challenged Bart [249/385] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:53:31 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/13/16 22:19:46] Shmegma [361/515] has challenged Bart [324/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:58:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/13/16 22:19:46] Shmegma has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:44:29 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/15/16 01:22:46] LordComac [6/428] has challenged Bart [181/385] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:57:15 is added to LordComac's clock.
[09/16/16 00:25:26] LordComac [178/428] has challenged Bart [165/385] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:03:55 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[09/16/16 01:25:32] Wordy [115/577] has challenged Bart [345/385] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:39:33 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/17/16 02:28:22] Anky [323/548] has challenged Bart [319/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:46:44 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/17/16 09:29:10] Shmegma [478/515] has challenged Bart [224/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:27:41 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/17/16 12:29:32] LordComac [207/428] has challenged Bart [370/385] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:59:22 is added to LordComac's clock.
[09/17/16 17:40:07] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 07:02:17 toward level 44.
[09/17/16 18:30:09] Wordy [516/577] has challenged Bart [95/385] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:00:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/17/16 19:30:15] Wordy [284/577] has challenged Bart [107/385] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:00:51 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/17/16 21:28:05] Anky, LordComac, and Bart [1232/1361] have team battled Shmegma, Wordy, and Doodybot [344/1680] and won! 0 days, 02:27:52 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/16 21:30:29] Anky [67/548] has challenged Bart [130/385] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:08:12 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/18/16 04:31:17] Doody [355/529] has challenged Bart [157/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:46:13 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/18/16 05:31:23] Wordy [311/577] has challenged Bart [349/385] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:21:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/18/16 07:19:34] Bart [131/404] has challenged Anky [71/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:00:01 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/18/16 15:32:31] Doody [252/529] has challenged Bart [321/404] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:48:14 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/18/16 21:18:00] Bart [140/404] has cum upon LordComac [348/424] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:18:32 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/18/16 21:18:31] Bart [125/404] has cum upon LordComac [335/424] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:44:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/18/16 21:19:10] Bart [200/404] has cum upon LordComac [299/424] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:13:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/19/16 22:35:47] Wordy [253/577] has challenged Bart [232/404] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:24:26 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/23/16 01:42:26] Bart discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:17:08 towards level 45.
[09/23/16 05:44:14] LordComac [219/424] has challenged Bart [403/404] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:52:32 is added to LordComac's clock.
[09/23/16 06:44:22] LordComac [213/424] has challenged Bart [243/404] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:43:00 is added to LordComac's clock.
[09/24/16 22:48:39] Doody [100/529] has challenged Bart [88/404] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:16:26 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/25/16 06:49:35] LordComac [22/424] has challenged Bart [126/404] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:55:33 is added to LordComac's clock.
[09/25/16 09:49:55] Doody [459/529] has challenged Bart [1/404] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:25:00 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/25/16 12:50:16] Doodybot [187/885] has challenged Bart [391/404] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:01:40 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[09/25/16 15:50:37] Wordy [361/577] has challenged Bart [266/404] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:10:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/25/16 21:51:16] Doodybot [637/885] has challenged Bart [271/404] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:45:37 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[09/29/16 22:02:12] Shmegma [391/705] has challenged Bart [156/404] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:58:53 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/30/16 08:03:20] Shmegma [287/705] has challenged Bart [339/404] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:49:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/30/16 11:03:41] Wordy [399/577] has challenged Bart [248/404] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:58:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/30/16 15:04:08] Doody [208/529] has challenged Bart [349/404] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:09:19 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/30/16 22:04:56] Doody [151/529] has challenged Bart [81/404] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:50:42 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/01/16 07:05:56] Wordy [457/577] has challenged Bart [202/404] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:22:28 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/01/16 07:59:47] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Bart have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/01/16 10:16:30] Bart [446/455] has challenged Doodybot [221/893] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:14:04 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/01/16 10:16:30] Bart has dealt Doodybot a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:26:24 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[10/01/16 14:06:45] Bart [403/455] has challenged LordComac [28/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:29:43 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/01/16 18:07:11] Bart [376/455] has challenged dick [257/894] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:36:00 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/01/16 21:07:32] Bart [293/455] has challenged Wordy [258/577] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:59:42 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/01/16 22:07:39] Bart [253/455] has challenged Shmegma [422/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:49:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/01/16 22:29:26] Bart stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:53:31 towards level 46.
[10/02/16 00:28:53] Doodybot, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/02/16 05:08:28] LordComac [210/424] has challenged Bart [189/455] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:53:20 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[10/02/16 06:08:35] Doody [167/529] has challenged Bart [297/455] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:26:07 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/02/16 07:08:42] Doodybot [456/893] has challenged Bart [24/455] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:43:01 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/02/16 12:09:16] Doody [397/529] has challenged Bart [323/455] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:54:56 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/02/16 16:09:44] LordComac [198/424] has challenged Bart [449/455] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:23:48 is added to LordComac's clock.
[10/02/16 17:09:50] Anky [364/548] has challenged Bart [17/455] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:32:07 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/02/16 21:41:36] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Bart in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 0 days, 04:25:02 from level 46.
[10/02/16 22:10:21] Bart [406/455] has challenged Doodybot [633/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:05:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/03/16 00:10:34] Doodybot [504/893] has challenged Bart [38/455] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:05:08 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/03/16 07:11:22] Bart [230/455] has challenged Shmegma [378/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:50:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/03/16 07:30:45] Bart was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:42:21 towards level 46.
[10/03/16 08:11:29] Doodybot [862/893] has challenged Bart [429/455] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:08:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/03/16 10:11:42] Bart [152/455] has challenged Wordy [283/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/03/16 13:12:00] Doodybot [878/893] has challenged Bart [254/455] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:39:24 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/03/16 17:12:22] Bart [72/455] has challenged dick [541/894] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:31:30 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/03/16 20:12:43] Bart [104/455] has challenged Wordy [535/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/03/16 21:09:31] Bart ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:06:50 from level 46.
[10/04/16 19:15:26] Bart [199/455] has challenged LordComac [228/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:56:56 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/04/16 21:15:38] Bart [239/455] has challenged Doody [454/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/05/16 21:18:25] Bart [360/455] has challenged LordComac [18/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:16:17 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/06/16 00:16:22] Bart died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:39:54 from level 46.
[10/06/16 21:21:09] LordComac [45/424] has challenged Bart [65/455] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:21:53 is added to LordComac's clock.
[10/06/16 22:21:16] Bart [100/455] has challenged Doody [271/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/07/16 20:23:43] LordComac [405/424] has challenged Bart [167/455] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:47:02 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[10/07/16 21:23:50] Bart [157/455] has challenged dick [130/894] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:10:26 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/07/16 22:05:34] Bart [209/455] has challenged Anky [346/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/07/16 23:24:03] Shmegma [357/711] has challenged Bart [43/455] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:37:43 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/08/16 02:24:23] Bart [141/455] has challenged Anky [488/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:56:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/08/16 04:24:37] Bart [207/455] has challenged Wordy [272/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:49:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/08/16 07:24:57] Bart [121/455] has challenged Anky [337/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:40:55 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/08/16 09:25:11] Bart [292/455] has challenged LordComac [39/424] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:30:23 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/08/16 10:25:19] Bart [412/455] has challenged Anky [508/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:34:32 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/08/16 11:25:25] Bart [93/455] has challenged Doody [478/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:45:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/08/16 12:25:32] Doody [320/529] has challenged Bart [359/455] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:30:49 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/08/16 15:25:53] Doody [406/529] has challenged Bart [332/455] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:20:51 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/08/16 19:26:21] Bart [288/455] has challenged Anky [49/548] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:18:38 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/08/16 20:26:28] Bart [337/455] has challenged Doodybot [463/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:45:14 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/08/16 21:26:34] Bart [323/455] has challenged dick [612/925] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:07:04 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/09/16 01:27:04] Bart [86/455] has challenged dick [923/925] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:25:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/09/16 02:27:11] LordComac [365/427] has challenged Bart [163/455] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:50:51 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[10/09/16 11:28:15] Bart [319/455] has challenged LordComac [39/427] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:03:02 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/09/16 12:28:21] Bart [160/455] has challenged Doody [392/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:39:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/09/16 17:28:54] Shmegma [311/711] has challenged Bart [179/455] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:03:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/09/16 18:29:01] Bart [76/455] has challenged Shmegma [573/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:47:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/09/16 23:29:35] Bart [170/455] has challenged Shmegma [419/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:37:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/10/16 18:31:47] Doodybot [550/958] has challenged Bart [82/455] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:54:40 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/10/16 19:31:52] Anky [100/548] has challenged Bart [412/455] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:15:47 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/10/16 21:32:02] Wordy [510/577] has challenged Bart [40/455] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:51:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/13/16 01:37:43] Bart [452/455] has challenged Wordy [192/582] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:17:31 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/13/16 02:37:51] Doodybot [540/956] has challenged Bart [307/455] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:35:24 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/13/16 19:39:49] Bart [140/455] has challenged Doodybot [393/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:55:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/15/16 00:43:05] LordComac [349/453] has challenged Bart [183/455] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:22:34 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[10/15/16 03:43:27] Bart [111/455] has challenged Anky [170/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:47:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/15/16 08:43:59] Bart [190/455] has challenged dick [412/957] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:46:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/15/16 09:43:02] Bart EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:21:01 from level 47.
[10/15/16 09:44:05] Doodybot [462/956] has challenged Bart [24/455] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:42:38 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/15/16 10:44:11] Bart [369/455] has challenged dick [7/957] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:10:01 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/15/16 11:44:19] Bart [60/455] has challenged dick [249/957] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:57:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/15/16 14:44:38] Anky [147/548] has challenged Bart [201/455] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:08:33 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/15/16 15:44:45] Bart [365/455] has challenged LordComac [301/453] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:16:09 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/15/16 16:48:27] Bart bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:21:41 towards level 47.
[10/15/16 18:45:03] LordComac [344/453] has challenged Bart [317/455] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:27:53 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[10/15/16 19:45:10] LordComac [112/453] has challenged Bart [217/455] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:11:02 is added to LordComac's clock.
[10/15/16 21:45:24] Bart [191/455] has challenged Anky [361/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:37:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/16/16 00:45:43] Bart [159/455] has challenged LordComac [17/453] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:38:42 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/16/16 02:45:56] Bart [91/455] has challenged LordComac [132/453] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:29:38 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/16/16 05:46:17] Anky [405/548] has challenged Bart [138/455] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:11:18 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/16/16 05:46:17] Anky has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 1 day, 06:02:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/16/16 06:46:23] LordComac [207/453] has challenged Bart [32/455] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:39:12 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[10/16/16 08:46:37] LordComac [18/453] has challenged Bart [34/455] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:19:20 is added to LordComac's clock.
[10/16/16 09:46:43] Anky [467/548] has challenged Bart [160/455] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:27:17 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/16/16 13:47:05] Bart [89/455] has challenged Shmegma [299/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:46:30 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/16/16 16:47:21] Wordy [71/582] has challenged Bart [42/455] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:17:24 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/16/16 18:47:32] Bart [377/455] has challenged dick [118/957] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:47:27 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/16/16 19:47:38] Wordy [500/582] has challenged Bart [110/455] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:09:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/16/16 23:48:00] LordComac [122/453] has challenged Bart [289/455] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:37:06 is added to LordComac's clock.
[10/17/16 19:50:05] Bart [277/455] has challenged Anky [316/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:30:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/18/16 19:52:43] Shmegma [380/711] has challenged Bart [215/455] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:24:19 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/20/16 22:58:25] Doodybot [848/956] has challenged Bart [295/455] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:52:16 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/20/16 23:58:32] Anky [62/556] has challenged Bart [152/455] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:13:46 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/21/16 00:12:57] Bart found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:57:53 towards level 47.
[10/21/16 00:58:38] Bart [17/455] has challenged Doodybot [341/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:00:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/21/16 01:58:45] Doody [143/523] has challenged Bart [309/455] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:32:38 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/21/16 03:58:57] Wordy [76/588] has challenged Bart [434/455] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:10:39 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/21/16 04:59:05] Wordy [429/588] has challenged Bart [272/455] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:02:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/21/16 16:00:19] Wordy [285/592] has challenged Bart [96/455] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:48:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/21/16 18:00:33] Doodybot [218/956] has challenged Bart [104/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:47:25 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/21/16 19:00:40] Doody [506/523] has challenged Bart [49/451] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:24:12 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/21/16 22:00:59] LordComac [426/552] has challenged Bart [250/451] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:49:01 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[10/21/16 23:45:02] Doodybot, Wordy, Anky, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/22/16 03:01:32] LordComac [232/552] has challenged Bart [449/451] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:39:36 is added to LordComac's clock.
[10/22/16 03:46:04] Bart found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:36:24 towards level 47.
[10/22/16 12:02:31] Bart [45/451] has challenged Anky [43/556] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:25:51 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/22/16 16:02:58] Bart [385/451] has challenged Shmegma [517/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:30:04 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/22/16 23:03:44] Bart [366/451] has challenged Anky [85/507] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:17:50 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/23/16 03:04:10] Bart [135/451] has challenged Anky [21/507] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:45:06 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/23/16 04:04:16] LordComac [401/612] has challenged Bart [195/451] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:02:24 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[10/23/16 05:04:23] Bart [67/451] has challenged LordComac [178/612] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:59:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/23/16 08:04:43] Bart [30/451] has challenged Wordy [190/592] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:54:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/23/16 19:05:58] Shmegma [448/711] has challenged Bart [379/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:46:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/23/16 22:06:19] Doodybot [332/956] has challenged Bart [190/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:38:08 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[10/24/16 20:08:44] Bart [379/451] has challenged LordComac [176/612] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:29:39 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/24/16 21:08:51] Bart [378/451] has challenged Wordy [481/586] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:39:14 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/25/16 23:36:22] Anky [103/507] has challenged Bart [247/451] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:45:39 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/26/16 01:36:33] Bart [366/451] has challenged Wordy [243/586] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:50:09 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/26/16 19:38:11] Bart [218/451] has challenged dick [823/957] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:50 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/26/16 21:39:02] Doody [281/523] has challenged Bart [11/451] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:19:57 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/26/16 23:38:33] Bart [319/451] has challenged dick [535/957] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:16 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/27/16 00:14:34] Bart [217/463] has challenged Anky [20/507] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:45:31 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/27/16 21:40:34] Wordy [44/586] has challenged Bart [128/463] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:54:53 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/27/16 23:40:45] Anky [450/507] has challenged Bart [123/463] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:56:15 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/28/16 21:47:40] Shmegma, Doody, and Doodybot [1534/2177] have team battled Bart, LordComac, and Anky [264/1582] and won! 0 days, 11:48:15 is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/16 12:44:18] Bart [143/463] has challenged LordComac [433/612] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:42:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/29/16 21:45:10] Doody [230/421] has challenged Bart [361/463] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:06:28 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/29/16 22:45:16] Anky [356/507] has challenged Bart [308/463] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:40:21 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/29/16 23:45:22] Bart [65/463] has challenged LordComac [435/612] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:40:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/30/16 00:59:17] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bart have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/30/16 04:45:50] Bart [363/463] has challenged dick [253/957] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:41:36 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/30/16 05:45:55] Bart [179/463] has challenged Wordy [43/591] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:15:57 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/30/16 12:46:33] Bart [344/463] has challenged Anky [416/507] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:59:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/30/16 12:47:06] Bart got knocked up. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:43:26 from level 48.
[10/30/16 13:46:39] Bart [95/463] has challenged Wordy [13/591] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:40:57 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/30/16 18:47:07] Doodybot [218/985] has challenged Bart [364/463] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:13:14 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[10/30/16 21:47:25] Bart [416/463] has challenged dick [826/986] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:15:08 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/30/16 23:23:37] Wordy, Anky, LordComac, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/30/16 23:47:36] Shmegma [6/800] has challenged Bart [126/463] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:42:08 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/31/16 10:48:36] Doody [76/421] has challenged Bart [179/463] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:22:00 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/31/16 16:49:07] Anky [355/494] has challenged Bart [207/463] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:55:31 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/31/16 20:07:42] Wordy, Anky, and LordComac [618/1697] have team battled Doodybot, Bart, and Shmegma [1900/2248] and lost! 0 days, 08:02:29 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/16 00:15:24] Bart had a hot threesome! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:14 towards level 48.
[11/01/16 00:49:47] Wordy [76/591] has challenged Bart [61/463] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:08:47 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/01/16 01:49:52] Doodybot [106/985] has challenged Bart [9/463] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:51:36 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[11/01/16 05:50:12] Anky [198/494] has challenged Bart [122/463] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:23:57 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/01/16 06:50:19] Bart [78/463] has challenged Anky [492/494] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/01/16 10:50:43] Anky [358/494] has challenged Bart [260/463] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:02:05 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/01/16 13:51:00] Bart [349/463] has challenged Anky [6/494] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:48:39 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/01/16 17:51:21] Anky [83/494] has challenged Bart [116/463] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:07:59 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/01/16 18:26:45] Bart [250/470] has challenged dick [24/986] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:23:12 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/01/16 21:51:43] Bart [192/470] has challenged dick [664/986] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:12:47 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/02/16 02:52:10] Bart [58/470] has challenged Wordy [391/591] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:52:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/02/16 03:52:17] Doodybot [976/985] has challenged Bart [148/470] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:17:38 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[11/02/16 05:52:29] Bart [300/470] has challenged LordComac [607/612] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:44:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/02/16 10:52:58] Doodybot [660/985] has challenged Bart [394/470] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:37:03 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[11/02/16 11:53:03] Wordy [409/591] has challenged Bart [469/470] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:46:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/02/16 14:13:32] Wordy, LordComac, Shmegma, and Bart have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/02/16 21:53:59] Bart [434/470] has challenged Wordy [588/598] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:49:16 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/03/16 00:54:15] Anky [308/494] has challenged Bart [240/470] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:20:18 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/03/16 08:55:01] Bart [469/470] has challenged Anky [156/494] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:15:36 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/03/16 14:02:47] Wordy, Doodybot, Shmegma, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/03/16 14:02:50] Bart [404/470] has cum upon Doodybot [21/985] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 11:30:58 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/03/16 14:55:34] Wordy [432/598] has challenged Bart [64/470] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:50:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/03/16 18:55:59] Doody [350/421] has challenged Bart [133/470] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:45:14 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/03/16 20:56:10] Bart [289/470] has challenged Shmegma [344/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:06:29 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/04/16 03:12:05] LordComac [328/612] has challenged Bart [95/470] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:04:20 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[11/04/16 04:56:54] Shmegma [519/800] has challenged Bart [382/470] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:25:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/04/16 13:57:45] Bart [19/470] has challenged LordComac [449/612] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:09:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/04/16 18:58:12] Bart [239/470] has challenged Doodybot [670/985] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:05:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/04/16 19:58:18] LordComac [139/612] has challenged Bart [246/470] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:03:01 is added to LordComac's clock.
[11/04/16 20:58:23] Bart [39/470] has challenged LordComac [377/612] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:15:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/04/16 23:58:40] Bart [421/470] has challenged Wordy [221/598] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:09:43 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/05/16 05:59:12] Shmegma [621/800] has challenged Bart [183/470] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:17:10 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/05/16 08:59:26] Bart [125/470] has challenged Doody [328/421] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:09:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/05/16 10:59:36] Bart [88/470] has challenged Doodybot [975/985] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:15:04 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/05/16 14:59:58] Bart [137/470] has challenged Wordy [453/598] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:11:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/05/16 18:00:16] Shmegma [649/800] has challenged Bart [443/470] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:36:09 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/05/16 19:00:22] Bart [142/470] has challenged Wordy [564/598] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/05/16 22:00:39] Bart [97/470] has challenged Wordy [369/598] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:19:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/06/16 03:01:12] Bart [330/470] has challenged Shmegma [98/800] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:50:24 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/06/16 04:43:36] Bart [281/470] has cum upon Anky [297/494] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:30:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/06/16 04:45:42] Bart [155/470] has cum upon Anky [171/494] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:42:32 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/06/16 06:01:29] Bart [340/470] has challenged Wordy [169/598] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:17:46 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/06/16 07:01:35] Bart [14/470] has challenged Doodybot [432/985] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:15 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/06/16 18:02:35] Bart [70/470] has challenged Doodybot [165/985] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:37:30 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/07/16 00:08:10] Bart grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:02 towards level 49.
[11/07/16 02:03:18] Shmegma [112/800] has challenged Bart [437/470] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:04 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/07/16 12:24:43] Bart lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:23:21 from level 49.
[11/07/16 13:04:19] Bart [297/470] has challenged LordComac [188/612] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:35 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/07/16 14:04:25] Doodybot [355/985] has challenged Bart [431/470] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:38:19 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[11/07/16 15:36:23] Bart [170/470] has cum upon Anky [15/494] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 00:12:45 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/07/16 15:36:35] Bart [446/470] has cum upon Anky [393/494] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 00:10:48 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/07/16 16:04:38] Bart [351/470] has challenged dick [299/986] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:06:38 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/07/16 16:31:13] Bart [421/470] has challenged Anky [298/494] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:00:23 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/07/16 17:04:43] Bart [460/470] has challenged Wordy [440/598] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:31:19 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/07/16 23:05:18] Shmegma [298/800] has challenged Bart [308/470] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:15:42 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/08/16 05:41:23] Doodybot, Anky, and LordComac [589/2091] have team battled Wordy, Bart, and Doody [0/1489] and won! 0 days, 14:06:55 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/16 07:06:03] Shmegma [16/800] has challenged Bart [113/470] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:51:33 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/08/16 08:06:07] Doodybot [946/985] has challenged Bart [99/470] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:29:09 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[11/08/16 09:06:13] Bart [14/470] has challenged dick [480/986] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:41:35 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/08/16 09:24:59] Doodybot, Anky, Shmegma, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/08/16 11:06:24] Bart [247/470] has challenged Wordy [80/598] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:07:54 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/08/16 12:35:30] Bart [417/470] has cum upon Anky [9/494] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 16:02:21 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/08/16 23:07:30] Bart [356/470] has challenged dick [251/986] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:34:58 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/09/16 01:07:41] Bart [261/470] has challenged Shmegma [673/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:08:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/09/16 05:08:06] Bart [434/470] has challenged Shmegma [772/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:14:14 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/09/16 12:08:44] Wordy [142/604] has challenged Bart [191/470] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:51:16 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/09/16 16:09:05] Bart [289/470] has challenged Shmegma [608/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:58:47 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/09/16 17:09:41] Shmegma [275/800] has challenged Bart [460/470] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:20:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/09/16 19:09:23] Bart [311/470] has challenged Doodybot [125/985] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:59:28 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/10/16 01:09:58] Bart [406/470] has challenged Anky [166/494] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:22:59 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/10/16 04:10:16] Bart [348/470] has challenged Doody [74/421] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:26:12 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/10/16 14:11:07] Bart [428/470] has challenged Wordy [157/604] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:30:26 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/10/16 14:14:05] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bart have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/10/16 20:11:40] Wordy [365/604] has challenged Bart [216/470] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:41:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/10/16 21:11:45] Wordy [376/604] has challenged Bart [180/470] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:50:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/10/16 23:11:54] Wordy [154/604] has challenged Bart [232/470] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:02:53 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/11/16 00:11:58] LordComac [600/612] has challenged Bart [44/470] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:48:31 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[11/11/16 05:06:13] Bart [421/609] has challenged dick [468/986] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:50:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/11/16 09:12:45] Shmegma [691/800] has challenged Bart [372/609] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:22:39 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/11/16 10:54:19] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/11/16 10:54:22] Bart [595/609] has cum upon Anky [229/494] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 09:48:19 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/11/16 10:58:04] Bart [199/609] has cum upon Anky [312/494] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:14:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/11/16 13:13:07] Bart [499/609] has challenged Anky [8/494] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:58:23 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/11/16 18:13:34] Anky [177/494] has challenged Bart [556/609] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:22:18 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/11/16 20:13:45] Bart [129/609] has challenged LordComac [589/612] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:28:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/11/16 21:13:50] Bart [131/609] has challenged Shmegma [748/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:28:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/12/16 01:14:13] Bart [132/609] has challenged Anky [21/494] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:43:05 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/12/16 01:23:29] Bart got sand in her vagina. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:15:29 from level 51.
[11/12/16 03:14:23] Doodybot [452/985] has challenged Bart [393/609] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:26:33 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[11/12/16 05:14:34] Bart [113/609] has challenged dick [896/986] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:29:55 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/12/16 05:46:02] Doodybot, Shmegma, and Bart [438/2394] have team battled Anky, LordComac, and Wordy [1541/1710] and lost! 1 day, 14:23:33 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/16 09:32:18] Anky, LordComac, Shmegma, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/12/16 09:34:09] Bart [542/609] has cum upon Shmegma [121/800] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 01:29:09 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/12/16 11:15:10] Bart [608/609] has challenged Doody [403/421] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:58:59 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/12/16 16:15:37] Bart [384/609] has challenged dick [298/986] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:32:58 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/13/16 01:16:28] Doodybot [479/985] has challenged Bart [343/609] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:25:46 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[11/13/16 02:16:33] Doodybot [906/985] has challenged Bart [30/609] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:13:04 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[11/13/16 03:43:40] Bart walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:02:58 from level 51.
[11/13/16 09:54:46] Bart was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:13:02 towards level 51.
[11/13/16 11:17:21] Shmegma [104/800] has challenged Bart [123/609] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:39:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/13/16 13:17:32] Doody [218/421] has challenged Bart [231/609] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:46:41 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/13/16 17:17:55] Bart [492/609] has challenged Wordy [362/604] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:21:17 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/13/16 19:18:06] Shmegma [390/800] has challenged Bart [48/609] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:25:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/14/16 01:18:41] LordComac [224/552] has challenged Bart [68/609] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:50:37 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[11/14/16 17:20:09] Bart [273/609] has challenged Shmegma [486/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:27:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/14/16 18:20:14] Bart [77/609] has challenged Doody [189/421] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:39:16 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/14/16 20:20:26] Bart [116/609] has challenged Doodybot [114/985] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:05:59 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/15/16 01:20:56] Bart [589/609] has challenged Doodybot [778/985] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:04 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/15/16 07:21:32] Wordy [377/677] has challenged Bart [456/609] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:46:41 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/15/16 11:21:55] LordComac [533/552] has challenged Bart [58/609] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:51:47 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[11/15/16 12:22:01] LordComac [205/552] has challenged Bart [209/609] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:01:10 is added to LordComac's clock.
[11/15/16 15:22:19] Bart [200/609] has challenged LordComac [238/552] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/15/16 18:22:38] Doodybot [832/1014] has challenged Bart [538/609] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:24:26 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[11/16/16 08:24:01] Anky [498/548] has challenged Bart [165/609] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:21:50 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/16/16 09:24:07] Bart [367/609] has challenged Wordy [453/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/16/16 13:24:31] Bart [323/609] has challenged Anky [58/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:41:32 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/16/16 15:24:43] Bart [208/609] has challenged Doody [4/421] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:16:07 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/16/16 17:03:48] Bart [338/632] has challenged Anky [227/548] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:27:01 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/16/16 18:25:02] Shmegma [532/800] has challenged Bart [386/632] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:30:39 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/16/16 19:25:08] Bart [215/632] has challenged dick [682/1015] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:13:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/16/16 21:25:20] Bart [320/632] has challenged Wordy [221/651] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:36:43 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/16/16 22:25:26] Bart [399/632] has challenged Anky [93/548] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:46:12 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/16/16 23:56:52] Wordy, Doodybot, Shmegma, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/17/16 00:25:37] Shmegma [588/800] has challenged Bart [534/632] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:06:06 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/17/16 00:25:37] In the lemon party, Bart dropped her level 72 helm! Shmegma picks it up, tossing her old level 71 helm to Bart.
[11/17/16 08:47:00] Shmegma [92/801] has challenged Bart [630/631] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:01:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/17/16 20:32:03] Doodybot, Anky, Shmegma, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/17/16 21:27:35] Bart [213/631] has challenged Doodybot [97/1014] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:28:31 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/17/16 22:23:19] Bart [630/631] has cum upon Anky [18/548] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 13:00:53 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/17/16 22:23:40] Bart [198/631] has cum upon Anky [76/548] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 11:03:42 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/18/16 06:14:07] Doodybot, Bart, and LordComac [1146/2197] have team battled Shmegma, Doody, and Anky [251/1767] and won! 0 days, 00:17:58 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/16 07:25:56] LordComac [37/564] has challenged Bart [404/631] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:59:08 is added to LordComac's clock.
[11/18/16 10:28:47] Anky [433/548] has challenged Bart [256/631] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:08:25 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/18/16 11:28:54] Shmegma [657/801] has challenged Bart [500/631] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:16:35 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/18/16 15:29:16] Bart [224/631] has challenged Doody [148/418] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:20:26 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/18/16 20:29:45] Bart [47/631] has challenged Anky [542/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:03:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/18/16 22:29:57] Bart [597/631] has challenged Shmegma [798/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/19/16 01:30:15] Bart [98/631] has challenged Anky [85/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:16:14 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/19/16 02:30:21] Bart [380/631] has challenged Shmegma [763/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/19/16 10:31:06] Bart [119/631] has challenged LordComac [474/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:52:33 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/19/16 11:31:11] Bart [277/631] has challenged dick [329/1015] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:25:56 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/19/16 12:31:16] Bart [123/631] has challenged LordComac [188/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:03:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/19/16 14:31:27] LordComac [270/564] has challenged Bart [494/631] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:50:44 is added to LordComac's clock.
[11/19/16 17:31:44] Doody [369/418] has challenged Bart [107/631] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:52:34 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/19/16 20:32:02] Anky [69/548] has challenged Bart [91/631] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:10 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/20/16 14:33:47] Doodybot [509/1014] has challenged Bart [288/631] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:07:46 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[11/20/16 16:20:11] Bart [132/631] has challenged Doody [357/418] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:58:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/20/16 16:30:12] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bart have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/20/16 16:33:57] Anky [24/548] has challenged Bart [276/631] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:42:52 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/20/16 18:34:09] Bart [322/631] has challenged Shmegma [364/801] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:07:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/21/16 02:34:55] Bart [133/631] has challenged LordComac [408/564] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:37:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/21/16 04:35:06] Doody [193/418] has challenged Bart [142/631] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:22:44 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/21/16 17:36:21] Doody [216/418] has challenged Bart [31/631] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:24:02 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/22/16 01:37:04] Bart [288/631] has challenged Shmegma [725/801] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:32:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/22/16 04:37:20] Doody [284/418] has challenged Bart [245/631] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:34:25 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/22/16 10:37:53] Doodybot [748/1014] has challenged Bart [56/631] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:53:14 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[11/22/16 11:37:59] LordComac [301/564] has challenged Bart [320/631] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:10:10 is added to LordComac's clock.
[11/22/16 17:13:26] Doody, LordComac, Shmegma, and Bart have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/22/16 19:38:44] LordComac [113/564] has challenged Bart [470/631] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:05:47 is added to LordComac's clock.
[11/22/16 20:38:49] Shmegma [730/801] has challenged Bart [162/631] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:16:21 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/22/16 20:58:11] Bart got his dick stuck in a hoover!. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:49:12 from level 53.
[11/23/16 00:12:38] Wordy, Shmegma, and Bart [202/2083] have team battled Anky, LordComac, and Doodybot [764/2126] and lost! 0 days, 09:01:17 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/16 01:39:15] Bart [210/631] has challenged dick [722/1015] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:30:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/23/16 05:39:38] Bart [465/631] has challenged LordComac [153/564] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:26:05 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/23/16 12:40:16] Doody [315/418] has challenged Bart [429/631] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:21:52 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/23/16 14:40:28] Anky [76/548] has challenged Bart [449/631] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:27:19 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/23/16 15:40:33] Bart [497/631] has challenged Anky [454/548] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:29:54 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/23/16 19:07:12] Bart was rejuvenated by a coffee enema! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:44:02 towards level 53.
[11/24/16 10:42:25] Bart [490/631] has challenged Shmegma [757/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:59:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/24/16 11:42:30] Bart [162/631] has challenged Anky [213/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:26:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/24/16 12:42:37] Bart [608/631] has challenged Wordy [503/651] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:20:33 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/24/16 19:43:16] Bart [215/631] has challenged Wordy [148/651] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:17:22 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/24/16 19:43:16] In the lemon party, Wordy dropped her level 47 charm! Bart picks it up, tossing her old level 43 charm to Wordy.
[11/24/16 19:49:08] Shmegma, Anky, and Doodybot [674/2363] have team battled Bart, Wordy, and LordComac [846/1850] and lost! 0 days, 00:24:17 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/16 21:43:27] Bart [142/635] has challenged dick [1001/1015] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:15:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/25/16 00:01:57] Bart got his dick stuck in a hoover!. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:52:16 from level 53.
[11/25/16 00:43:43] Bart [470/635] has challenged dick [444/1015] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:57:13 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/25/16 04:44:04] Shmegma [567/805] has challenged Bart [615/635] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:38:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/25/16 06:44:14] Bart [404/635] has challenged Doodybot [745/1014] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:20:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/25/16 07:44:20] Doody [173/499] has challenged Bart [337/635] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:47:27 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/25/16 09:44:32] Bart [406/635] has challenged Doodybot [351/1014] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:31:18 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/25/16 16:45:09] Wordy [182/648] has challenged Bart [4/635] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:15:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/25/16 19:21:17] Wordy, Doodybot, Anky, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/25/16 21:45:36] Bart [55/635] has challenged Doodybot [359/1014] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/25/16 23:45:48] Bart [211/635] has challenged Shmegma [6/805] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:33:28 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/26/16 15:47:24] LordComac [485/567] has challenged Bart [564/635] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:05:43 is added to LordComac's clock.
[11/26/16 16:47:29] Bart [511/635] has challenged Shmegma [270/810] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:30:15 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/26/16 22:48:00] Bart [229/635] has challenged dick [1012/1015] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:23:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/27/16 01:48:17] Bart [318/635] has challenged LordComac [103/567] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:47:27 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/27/16 03:48:29] LordComac [54/567] has challenged Bart [408/635] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:54:44 is added to LordComac's clock.
[11/27/16 08:49:00] Shmegma [702/810] has challenged Bart [396/635] in combat and won! 9 days, 10:33:47 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/27/16 09:49:05] Bart [237/635] has challenged LordComac [412/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:15 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/27/16 11:21:49] Wordy, LordComac, Shmegma, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/27/16 11:49:17] Bart [527/635] has challenged Doodybot [865/983] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:50:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/27/16 14:49:32] Wordy [643/648] has challenged Bart [158/635] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:29:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/27/16 19:50:01] Shmegma [63/810] has challenged Bart [404/635] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:46:42 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/27/16 21:50:11] Bart [525/635] has challenged Wordy [466/648] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:22:58 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/28/16 00:50:31] Bart [466/635] has challenged Doody [474/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:45:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/28/16 02:50:41] Doody [135/499] has challenged Bart [482/635] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:42:51 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/28/16 05:57:38] Doody, Wordy, Anky, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/28/16 06:17:44] Bart [222/635] has cum upon Doody [330/499] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:16:55 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/28/16 07:51:09] LordComac [557/567] has challenged Bart [471/635] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:31:13 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[11/28/16 08:24:21] Bart got AIDS from a hobowars hookup. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:10:10 from level 53.
[11/28/16 10:16:17] Bart [416/635] has challenged Shmegma [130/810] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:32:28 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/28/16 10:16:17] In the lemon party, Shmegma dropped her level 72 helm! Bart picks it up, tossing her old level 71 helm to Shmegma.
[11/28/16 10:51:27] Bart [338/636] has challenged Wordy [292/648] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:19:15 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/28/16 12:51:38] Anky [468/548] has challenged Bart [36/636] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:31:23 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/28/16 12:51:38] Anky has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 1 day, 09:27:36 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/28/16 14:51:50] Bart [60/636] has challenged dick [481/984] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:33:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/28/16 16:52:02] LordComac [209/567] has challenged Bart [398/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:01:28 is added to LordComac's clock.
[11/29/16 00:19:05] Anky, LordComac, Shmegma, and Bart have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/29/16 01:52:54] Bart [289/636] has challenged Doodybot [231/983] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:14:13 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/29/16 05:53:18] Bart [233/636] has challenged Anky [374/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:09:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/29/16 14:54:09] Shmegma [227/809] has challenged Bart [355/636] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:13:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/29/16 22:03:35] Doodybot, LordComac, Shmegma, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/30/16 19:56:48] Doodybot [188/983] has challenged Bart [361/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:51 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[11/30/16 20:56:54] Bart [63/636] has challenged Doodybot [204/983] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:50:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/30/16 21:35:03] Wordy, Doodybot, Shmegma, and Bart have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/30/16 23:57:09] Bart [491/636] has challenged dick [549/984] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:42:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/01/16 00:57:16] Bart [380/636] has challenged Shmegma [771/812] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:30:16 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/01/16 11:58:19] Doody [283/495] has challenged Bart [552/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:02:03 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/01/16 12:58:25] Bart [395/636] has challenged Shmegma [445/821] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:15:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/01/16 18:58:54] Bart [334/636] has challenged LordComac [544/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:23:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/01/16 22:59:16] Bart [128/636] has challenged Shmegma [174/821] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:29:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/01/16 23:59:22] LordComac [85/567] has challenged Bart [290/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:39:17 is added to LordComac's clock.
[12/02/16 00:59:27] Doodybot [942/988] has challenged Bart [221/636] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:18:46 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/02/16 05:59:56] Bart [402/636] has challenged Shmegma [543/821] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/02/16 09:00:10] LordComac [119/567] has challenged Bart [232/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:50:34 is added to LordComac's clock.
[12/02/16 11:00:22] Wordy [294/648] has challenged Bart [560/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:22:29 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/02/16 17:44:31] Bart [423/636] has challenged dick [934/989] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:27:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/02/16 18:44:39] Bart [386/636] has challenged Doodybot [950/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:16:50 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/02/16 19:44:45] Doodybot [849/988] has challenged Bart [19/636] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:32:44 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/02/16 20:44:52] LordComac [163/567] has challenged Bart [570/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:24:32 is added to LordComac's clock.
[12/02/16 21:44:59] LordComac [88/567] has challenged Bart [302/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:12:27 is added to LordComac's clock.
[12/03/16 01:45:26] Wordy [423/648] has challenged Bart [349/636] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:00:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/03/16 07:46:08] Bart [68/636] has challenged Uranus [134/279] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:31:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/03/16 08:46:15] Shmegma [229/821] has challenged Bart [480/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:57:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/03/16 14:46:54] Doodybot [908/988] has challenged Bart [384/636] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:37:31 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/03/16 18:47:23] Bart [66/636] has challenged Shmegma [162/821] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:37:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/03/16 20:04:49] Doodybot, Wordy, LordComac, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/03/16 20:47:36] Bart [203/636] has challenged Doodybot [606/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:15:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/03/16 22:47:49] LordComac [23/567] has challenged Bart [596/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:06:02 is added to LordComac's clock.
[12/04/16 00:48:03] Doodybot [781/988] has challenged Bart [377/636] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:54:38 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/04/16 01:48:09] Bart [58/636] has challenged Doodybot [185/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:05:04 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/04/16 02:48:15] LordComac [313/567] has challenged Bart [441/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:01:25 is added to LordComac's clock.
[12/04/16 06:31:55] Bart was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:14:13 from level 54.
[12/04/16 06:48:42] Doodybot [66/988] has challenged Bart [77/636] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:35:58 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/04/16 09:49:04] Bart [75/636] has challenged Uranus [125/313] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:13:26 is added to Bart's clock.

[12/04/16 16:49:52] Bart [171/636] has challenged Doody [464/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:43:33 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/04/16 17:49:59] Bart [231/636] has challenged Uranus [287/313] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:44:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/05/16 00:50:44] Bart [484/636] has challenged Uranus [298/313] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:01:00 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/05/16 07:51:29] Wordy [243/651] has challenged Bart [353/636] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:26:00 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/05/16 14:52:17] Bart [170/636] has challenged Anky [361/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:50:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/05/16 16:42:19] Bart grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:34:52 towards level 54.
[12/05/16 16:52:29] Bart [434/636] has challenged Uranus [2/313] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:08:03 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/05/16 20:52:55] Doodybot [887/988] has challenged Bart [217/636] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:49:16 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/06/16 04:53:48] Bart [606/636] has challenged Doody [206/495] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:24:09 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/06/16 12:54:43] Doodybot [435/988] has challenged Bart [55/636] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:27:18 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/06/16 12:54:43] Doodybot has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:52:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/06/16 17:55:17] Shmegma [425/821] has challenged Bart [182/636] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:29:48 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/06/16 18:55:24] Bart [211/636] has challenged Uranus [37/321] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:34:51 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/06/16 20:55:38] Bart [630/636] has challenged Uranus [241/321] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:10:42 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/07/16 00:56:05] Bart [552/636] has challenged Doody [404/495] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:40:41 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/07/16 08:56:58] Wordy [199/651] has challenged Bart [170/636] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:38:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/07/16 10:57:12] Bart [352/636] has challenged Shmegma [79/821] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:21:16 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/07/16 13:57:32] Bart [110/636] has challenged LordComac [361/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:02:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/07/16 15:44:12] Uranus [54/346] has cum upon Bart [459/636] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:05:05 is added to Uranus's clock.
[12/07/16 15:57:48] Bart [139/636] has challenged dick [783/989] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:18:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/07/16 17:58:01] Bart [317/636] has challenged Doodybot [416/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:02:29 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/07/16 18:58:08] Bart [441/636] has challenged Wordy [571/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:45:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/07/16 19:58:14] Bart [447/636] has challenged dick [954/989] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:43:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/08/16 06:59:27] LordComac [99/567] has challenged Bart [346/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:00 is added to LordComac's clock.
[12/08/16 13:00:10] Shmegma [520/821] has challenged Bart [561/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/08/16 19:00:52] Bart [591/636] has challenged dick [32/989] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:11:20 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/08/16 20:00:58] Bart [477/636] has challenged dick [191/989] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:45:03 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/08/16 21:01:05] Doodybot [234/988] has challenged Bart [297/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:20:51 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/08/16 22:01:12] Anky [85/548] has challenged Bart [308/636] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:53:34 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/08/16 22:48:42] Bart caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:29:40 towards level 54.
[12/09/16 00:01:26] Bart [446/636] has challenged Wordy [584/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:15:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/09/16 00:57:05] Doody, LordComac, and Wordy [1110/1713] have team battled Bart, Doodybot, and Uranus [402/1970] and won! 0 days, 21:18:08 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/16 02:30:57] Uranus, Bart, and LordComac [373/1549] have team battled Wordy, Anky, and Doodybot [395/2187] and lost! 0 days, 00:32:44 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/16 07:02:13] Doody [19/495] has challenged Bart [503/636] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:03:10 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/09/16 11:02:42] Bart [192/636] has challenged Doody [373/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:15:47 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/09/16 12:02:49] Anky [281/548] has challenged Bart [616/636] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:25:22 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/09/16 15:35:08] LordComac, Doodybot, and Uranus [1067/1901] have team battled Doody, Wordy, and Bart [41/1782] and won! 0 days, 07:17:28 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/16 16:03:15] Anky [524/548] has challenged Bart [627/636] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:33:27 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/09/16 23:04:00] Bart [492/636] has challenged Doody [78/495] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:22:28 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/10/16 01:04:13] Bart [6/636] has challenged LordComac [393/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:58:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/10/16 02:01:00] Doody, Doodybot, LordComac, and Bart have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/10/16 02:04:19] LordComac [71/567] has challenged Bart [415/636] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:15:05 is added to LordComac's clock.
[12/10/16 02:53:42] Bart [375/636] has cum upon Anky [82/548] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 04:33:40 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/10/16 04:04:33] Anky [201/548] has challenged Bart [517/636] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:03:54 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/10/16 06:04:45] Bart [290/636] has challenged Doody [218/495] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:54:23 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/10/16 08:04:56] Bart [554/636] has challenged Doody [55/495] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:13:09 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/10/16 08:43:58] Bart, Anky, and LordComac [597/1751] have team battled Doodybot, Wordy, and Doody [2078/2134] and lost! 0 days, 02:35:47 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/16 18:06:03] Doodybot [188/988] has challenged Bart [354/636] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:03:02 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/10/16 23:06:38] Doodybot [847/988] has challenged Bart [149/636] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:16:08 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/11/16 00:18:41] Bart [409/636] has challenged Doody [109/495] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:35:03 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/11/16 02:06:59] Bart [162/636] has challenged dick [697/989] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:10:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/11/16 03:07:06] Bart [157/636] has challenged Doodybot [972/988] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:39:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/11/16 05:22:33] Bart [60/636] has cum upon Doody [480/495] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:08:55 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/11/16 05:22:51] Bart [259/636] has cum upon Doody [274/495] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:26:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/11/16 07:07:34] Doody [95/495] has challenged Bart [537/636] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:19:28 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/11/16 08:07:41] Bart [493/636] has challenged dick [730/989] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:43:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/11/16 10:07:55] Bart [7/636] has challenged Uranus [36/367] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:50:38 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/11/16 14:08:22] Bart [80/636] has challenged Uranus [117/367] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:46:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/11/16 16:08:35] Bart [68/636] has challenged LordComac [99/567] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:28:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/12/16 01:09:35] Bart [546/636] has challenged Doodybot [396/988] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:02:14 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/12/16 03:09:48] LordComac [87/567] has challenged Bart [545/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:51:53 is added to LordComac's clock.
[12/12/16 07:10:13] Doody [473/495] has challenged Bart [32/636] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:11:26 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/12/16 15:47:11] Doodybot, Wordy, Bart, and Uranus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/12/16 19:11:34] Doody [83/495] has challenged Bart [472/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:33:00 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/13/16 00:12:07] Bart [511/636] has challenged Doody [195/495] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:18:55 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/13/16 06:12:49] Bart [10/636] has challenged Shmegma [85/826] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:40:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/13/16 09:13:10] Doodybot [804/988] has challenged Bart [628/636] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:26:45 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/13/16 11:13:22] Doody [141/495] has challenged Bart [282/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:05:45 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/13/16 12:13:29] Doodybot [244/988] has challenged Bart [529/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:25:50 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/13/16 13:26:01] Uranus [291/377] has challenged Bart [552/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Uranus's clock.
[12/13/16 14:13:42] LordComac [100/567] has challenged Bart [360/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:53:36 is added to LordComac's clock.
[12/13/16 18:14:08] Anky [399/548] has challenged Bart [498/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:43:40 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/14/16 09:15:49] Doodybot [124/988] has challenged Bart [179/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:26:05 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/14/16 10:15:56] Bart [248/636] has challenged dick [23/989] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:52:42 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/14/16 14:16:23] LordComac [34/567] has challenged Bart [421/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:53:49 is added to LordComac's clock.
[12/14/16 18:05:41] Shmegma, LordComac, and Bart [731/2029] have team battled Wordy, Doody, and Doodybot [1859/2149] and lost! 0 days, 05:26:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/16 20:17:02] Wordy [506/666] has challenged Bart [340/636] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:29:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/14/16 22:17:16] Bart [370/636] has challenged LordComac [67/567] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:18:11 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/14/16 23:17:22] Shmegma [466/826] has challenged Bart [324/636] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:57:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/15/16 02:16:51] Doodybot, Bart, and Anky [1310/2175] have team battled Wordy, Doody, and Uranus [128/1538] and won! 0 days, 16:16:08 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/16 03:17:48] Bart [590/636] has challenged Doody [390/495] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:59:53 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/15/16 07:18:16] Bart [183/636] has challenged dick [498/989] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:10:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/15/16 11:18:43] Wordy [61/666] has challenged Bart [615/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:05:15 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/15/16 13:18:57] Bart [181/636] has challenged Shmegma [537/826] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:23:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/15/16 15:19:10] Anky [116/495] has challenged Bart [145/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:31:26 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/15/16 21:19:50] Bart [90/636] has challenged dick [197/989] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:31:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/15/16 22:50:00] Bart found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:07:27 towards level 55.
[12/16/16 01:20:18] Bart [495/636] has challenged Doody [559/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:29:21 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/16/16 02:20:26] Bart [460/636] has challenged Anky [78/495] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:15:22 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/16/16 05:20:46] Bart [192/636] has challenged Uranus [260/377] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:47:19 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/16/16 05:57:11] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/16/16 06:20:53] Doody [89/562] has challenged Bart [370/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:56:51 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/16/16 09:21:14] Bart [8/636] has challenged LordComac [430/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:05:21 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/16/16 16:21:58] LordComac [473/567] has challenged Bart [435/636] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:02:50 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[12/16/16 19:22:19] Bart [129/636] has challenged Shmegma [668/826] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:25:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/16/16 20:22:25] Bart [532/636] has challenged Doody [358/561] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:24:58 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/17/16 11:24:09] Bart [205/636] has challenged Shmegma [534/826] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:42:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/17/16 11:39:56] Bart found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:06:12 towards level 55.
[12/17/16 18:24:59] Bart [150/636] has challenged Uranus [63/377] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:31:17 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/17/16 21:20:16] LordComac, Anky, and Uranus [301/1439] have team battled Doodybot, Doody, and Bart [227/2185] and won! 0 days, 06:28:29 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/16 21:25:19] LordComac [89/567] has challenged Bart [286/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:25 is added to LordComac's clock.
[12/18/16 02:25:54] Shmegma [542/826] has challenged Bart [164/636] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:26:06 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/18/16 15:16:30] Bart found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:56:07 towards level 55.
[12/18/16 17:27:34] Bart [367/636] has challenged Uranus [21/373] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:17:34 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/18/16 18:21:19] Bart found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:19:44 towards level 55.
[12/18/16 18:27:40] Bart [570/636] has challenged Shmegma [123/826] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:58:08 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/18/16 23:28:18] Bart [230/636] has challenged Doodybot [574/994] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:02:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/19/16 00:28:25] Wordy [27/667] has challenged Bart [97/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:11:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/19/16 08:29:18] Shmegma [44/826] has challenged Bart [315/636] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:48:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/19/16 11:30:12] Uranus [257/373] has challenged Bart [40/636] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:48:29 is removed from Uranus's clock.
[12/19/16 22:30:57] Wordy [94/667] has challenged Bart [365/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:46:34 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/20/16 00:31:09] Bart [34/636] has challenged Doodybot [89/994] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:30:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/20/16 03:31:30] Bart [258/636] has challenged Uranus [294/373] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:18:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/20/16 05:31:44] LordComac [428/567] has challenged Bart [508/636] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:26:08 is added to LordComac's clock.
[12/20/16 08:07:11] Doodybot, LordComac, Bart, and Uranus have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/20/16 09:32:12] Doodybot [859/994] has challenged Bart [234/636] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:35:00 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/20/16 13:32:40] Wordy [368/667] has challenged Bart [520/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:03:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/20/16 15:39:07] Bart [317/636] has challenged Uranus [348/373] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/20/16 19:33:22] Bart [279/699] has challenged Anky [332/606] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:58:08 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/20/16 20:29:31] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 9 days, 07:22:48 toward level 56.
[12/20/16 20:36:38] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Bart in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 8 days, 21:06:10 from level 56.
[12/20/16 20:36:39] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Bart in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 16 days, 09:14:34 from level 56.
[12/20/16 20:36:39] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Bart in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 24 days, 06:51:57 from level 56.
[12/20/16 20:36:41] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Bart in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 8 days, 21:32:26 from level 56.
[12/20/16 21:36:19] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 24 days, 17:39:13 toward level 56.
[12/20/16 21:38:24] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 52 days, 04:10:11 toward level 56.
[12/20/16 21:40:20] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 1041666677 days, 02:50:05 toward level 56.
[12/20/16 21:41:17] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Bart in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 3159722253 days, 22:11:41 from level 56.
[12/20/16 21:43:41] Bart [22/699] has challenged LordComac [71/567] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:03:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/20/16 21:44:05] Bart [559/702] has challenged Anky [376/606] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:54:50 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/20/16 21:44:08] Bart [412/732] has challenged Uranus [270/373] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:17:15 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/20/16 21:44:11] Bart [389/732] has challenged Doody [263/554] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:15:04 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/20/16 21:44:59] Bart [370/732] has challenged Doody [431/554] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:16:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/20/16 21:45:23] Bart [546/732] has challenged Shmegma [687/1009] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:42:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/20/16 21:45:35] Bart [152/732] has challenged LordComac [89/567] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:27:18 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/20/16 21:45:44] Bart [721/732] has challenged LordComac [315/567] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:03:18 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/20/16 21:45:59] Bart [537/732] has challenged Shmegma [228/1009] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:53:55 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/20/16 21:46:05] Bart [338/746] has challenged dick [235/995] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:40:24 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/20/16 21:46:20] Bart [278/746] has challenged LordComac [425/567] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:30:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/20/16 21:46:29] Bart [123/779] has challenged LordComac [468/567] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:40:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/20/16 21:47:42] Bart [281/816] has challenged dick [259/995] in combat and won! 11 days, 20:04:24 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/20/16 21:47:51] Bart [313/816] has challenged LordComac [247/567] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:39:18 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/20/16 21:47:57] Bart [80/816] has challenged Shmegma [634/1009] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:09:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/20/16 22:33:45] Doodybot [459/994] has challenged Bart [738/816] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:27 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/20/16 23:33:52] Bart [327/816] has challenged dick [46/995] in combat and won! 13 days, 07:45:03 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/21/16 06:34:39] Bart [52/816] has challenged Uranus [275/466] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:14:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/21/16 08:25:20] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 7 days, 02:47:44 toward level 71.
[12/21/16 08:46:27] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 10 days, 22:57:04 toward level 71.
[12/21/16 10:35:09] Shmegma [386/1009] has challenged Bart [611/816] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:59:26 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/21/16 11:33:37] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Bart in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 27 days, 03:01:54 from level 71.
[12/21/16 13:35:30] Bart [124/816] has challenged Wordy [498/667] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:11:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/21/16 14:38:31] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 37 days, 20:35:23 toward level 71.
[12/21/16 16:35:51] Doody [694/810] has challenged Bart [332/816] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:25:01 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/21/16 20:36:18] Bart [452/816] has challenged Wordy [199/667] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:43:10 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/21/16 22:06:16] Anky and Bart have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/16 22:43:57] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 12 days, 02:43:30 toward level 71.
[12/21/16 23:01:38] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 11 days, 02:11:52 toward level 71.
[12/21/16 23:30:39] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 2 days, 10:43:54 toward level 71.
[12/21/16 23:36:39] Bart [792/816] has challenged Shmegma [544/1009] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:04:23 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/22/16 00:36:46] Shmegma [730/1009] has challenged Bart [636/816] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:12:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 06:37:25] Doody [62/810] has challenged Bart [139/816] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:31:50 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/22/16 08:37:38] LordComac [565/586] has challenged Bart [281/816] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:40:49 is removed from LordComac's clock.
[12/22/16 10:37:52] Bart [631/816] has challenged Doody [14/810] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:55:01 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/22/16 12:38:05] Bart [477/816] has challenged Anky [563/606] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/22/16 12:39:59] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 08:47:28 toward level 71.
[12/22/16 12:50:02] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 05:59:20 toward level 71.
[12/22/16 12:50:21] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 03:39:11 toward level 71.
[12/22/16 13:09:39] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 01:18:41 toward level 71.
[12/22/16 13:09:47] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 01:00:27 toward level 71.
[12/22/16 13:43:02] Shmegma [1124/1171] has challenged Bart [324/816] in combat and won! 10 days, 21:51:44 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 13:45:32] Shmegma [1034/1171] has challenged Bart [652/816] in combat and won! 11 days, 22:20:32 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 13:46:08] Shmegma [528/1171] has challenged Bart [331/816] in combat and won! 12 days, 02:25:20 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 13:53:33] Bart [339/816] has challenged LordComac [142/586] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:46:43 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/22/16 13:58:31] Shmegma [1141/1175] has challenged Bart [62/816] in combat and won! 13 days, 02:54:08 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 14:00:17] Shmegma [1076/1175] has challenged Bart [56/816] in combat and won! 14 days, 03:22:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 19:23:35] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Bart in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 26 days, 02:19:22 from level 72.
[12/22/16 19:44:19] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 26 days, 14:43:54 toward level 72.
[12/22/16 19:44:44] Shmegma [769/1193] has challenged Bart [406/816] in combat and won! 15 days, 16:06:08 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 19:46:20] Shmegma [245/1193] has challenged Bart [62/816] in combat and won! 16 days, 12:30:08 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 19:46:39] Shmegma [850/1226] has challenged Bart [224/816] in combat and won! 16 days, 16:34:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 19:50:30] Shmegma [446/1228] has challenged Bart [474/816] in combat and lost! 10 days, 07:38:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 19:52:15] Shmegma [721/1228] has challenged Bart [131/816] in combat and won! 18 days, 01:13:20 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 19:52:28] Shmegma [293/1228] has challenged Bart [463/816] in combat and lost! 10 days, 17:14:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 19:54:56] Shmegma [371/1259] has challenged Bart [556/816] in combat and lost! 11 days, 02:50:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 19:55:14] Doody [647/810] has challenged Bart [256/816] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:43:36 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/22/16 20:13:16] Shmegma [385/1269] has challenged Bart [282/816] in combat and won! 22 days, 23:32:32 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 20:16:24] Doodybot [494/1005] has challenged Bart [598/816] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:50:12 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 20:16:36] Doodybot [677/1005] has challenged Bart [324/816] in combat and won! 11 days, 22:20:32 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 20:21:53] Shmegma [127/1279] has challenged Bart [349/816] in combat and lost! 14 days, 05:14:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/16 20:24:40] Doodybot [222/1008] has challenged Bart [676/816] in combat and lost! 8 days, 10:02:12 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 20:26:00] Doodybot [88/1008] has challenged Bart [683/816] in combat and lost! 8 days, 19:38:12 is added to Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 20:26:40] Doodybot [792/1017] has challenged Bart [501/816] in combat and won! 15 days, 07:56:32 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 20:28:00] Doodybot [576/1017] has challenged Bart [78/816] in combat and won! 16 days, 00:15:44 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 20:30:00] Doodybot [759/1017] has challenged Bart [610/816] in combat and won! 16 days, 16:34:56 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 20:30:18] Doodybot [810/1017] has challenged Bart [464/816] in combat and won! 17 days, 00:44:32 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 20:32:00] Doodybot [240/1061] has challenged Bart [203/816] in combat and won! 17 days, 21:08:32 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/22/16 20:32:40] Doodybot [588/1061] has challenged Bart [511/816] in combat and won! 18 days, 05:18:08 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/24/16 02:15:13] Uranus [481/492] has challenged Bart [792/816] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:26:02 is added to Uranus's clock.
[12/24/16 03:15:20] Bart [380/816] has challenged dick [1286/1467] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:17:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/24/16 06:15:39] Doody [618/810] has challenged Bart [731/816] in combat and lost! 35 days, 23:03:16 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/24/16 08:15:53] Bart [387/816] has challenged dick [642/1467] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:49:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/24/16 09:16:00] Doodybot [1441/1466] has challenged Bart [211/816] in combat and won! 465 days, 23:23:52 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/24/16 11:16:14] Uranus [199/492] has challenged Bart [114/816] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:30:35 is removed from Uranus's clock.
[12/24/16 12:54:57] Bart discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 17:37:15 towards level 72.
[12/24/16 13:16:26] Bart [143/816] has challenged Doodybot [908/1466] in combat and lost! 203 days, 07:49:21 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/24/16 14:16:34] LordComac [73/586] has challenged Bart [406/816] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:45:11 is added to LordComac's clock.
[12/24/16 22:19:40] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 151 days, 12:29:41 toward level 72.
[12/24/16 22:20:12] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 76 days, 14:01:07 toward level 72.
[12/24/16 23:40:52] Shmegma [1137/1303] has challenged Bart [702/816] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:47:51 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/25/16 01:13:25] Bart was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:15:53 from level 72.
[12/25/16 01:40:13] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 19 days, 04:33:46 toward level 72.
[12/25/16 06:41:38] Bart [735/816] has challenged Shmegma [940/1303] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:50:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/25/16 08:41:51] Bart [313/816] has challenged Doodybot [479/1444] in combat and lost! 88 days, 05:17:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/25/16 10:42:03] Bart [755/816] has challenged Uranus [103/492] in combat and won! 12 days, 16:20:39 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/25/16 12:42:16] Anky [364/606] has challenged Bart [638/816] in combat and lost! 8 days, 16:14:58 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/25/16 17:42:48] Bart [765/816] has challenged Doody [388/810] in combat and won! 15 days, 08:18:40 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/25/16 18:46:44] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Bart in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 58 days, 05:38:28 from level 72.
[12/25/16 18:48:00] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Bart in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 74 days, 00:39:44 from level 72.
[12/25/16 18:49:37] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Bart in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 103 days, 00:20:05 from level 72.
[12/25/16 23:19:58] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 135 days, 05:48:31 toward level 72.
[12/26/16 03:46:27] Bart [231/816] has cum upon Shmegma [85/1303] and taken them in the face! 72 days, 18:22:04 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/26/16 03:46:27] Bart has dealt Shmegma a shocker! 32 days, 12:40:46 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/26/16 03:46:27] Bart [447/816] has cum upon Shmegma [424/1303] and taken them in the face! 44 days, 09:17:03 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/26/16 03:46:36] Bart [43/816] has cum upon Shmegma [863/1303] and been defeated in combat! 15 days, 06:33:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/26/16 04:44:03] Uranus [155/492] has challenged Bart [761/816] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:55:05 is added to Uranus's clock.
[12/26/16 06:44:16] Uranus [161/492] has challenged Bart [532/816] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:48:34 is added to Uranus's clock.
[12/26/16 10:15:00] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 57 days, 09:53:11 toward level 72.
[12/26/16 10:15:07] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 6 days, 11:37:11 toward level 72.
[12/26/16 10:18:42] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 2 days, 16:03:20 toward level 72.
[12/26/16 10:18:48] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Bart in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 11 days, 01:46:51 from level 72.
[12/26/16 12:47:09] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 14 days, 16:54:48 toward level 72.
[12/26/16 16:45:22] Doodybot [1379/1444] has challenged Bart [141/816] in combat and won! 115 days, 04:18:50 is removed from Doodybot's clock.
[12/26/16 18:24:43] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 6 days, 12:43:13 toward level 72.
[12/26/16 18:45:35] Bart [333/816] has challenged Uranus [468/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:20:47 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/26/16 19:51:11] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 3 days, 06:48:20 toward level 72.
[12/26/16 19:51:14] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 3 days, 00:54:49 toward level 72.
[12/26/16 20:45:49] Bart [288/816] has challenged Doody [727/810] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:48:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/26/16 21:45:55] Bart [758/816] has challenged dick [1247/1445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:40:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/26/16 22:46:02] Bart [606/816] has challenged Shmegma [17/1303] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:23:50 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/27/16 11:47:28] Anky [396/606] has challenged Bart [30/816] in combat and won! 22 days, 10:22:40 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/27/16 12:47:35] Bart [396/816] has challenged Shmegma [184/1303] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:55:20 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/27/16 13:19:14] Doodybot, Shmegma, Bart, and Uranus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/27/16 16:48:02] Anky [299/606] has challenged Bart [691/816] in combat and lost! 11 days, 16:43:33 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/27/16 16:48:50] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 00:18:47 toward level 72.
[12/27/16 16:48:52] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Bart in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 0 days, 00:17:13 from level 72.
[12/27/16 16:48:53] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 00:10:16 toward level 72.
[12/27/16 16:49:00] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 00:21:10 toward level 72.
[12/27/16 16:50:24] Bart [355/816] has cum upon Shmegma [518/1303] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/27/16 17:00:22] Bart [218/816] has challenged Shmegma [1251/1303] in combat and lost! 13 days, 21:36:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/27/16 19:49:20] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 19 days, 05:47:16 toward level 73.
[12/27/16 19:49:24] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 3 days, 11:07:18 toward level 73.
[12/27/16 19:49:32] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Bart in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 29 days, 20:13:51 from level 73.
[12/27/16 19:49:38] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 39 days, 12:40:47 toward level 73.
[12/27/16 19:49:38] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 4 days, 21:40:35 toward level 73.
[12/27/16 19:49:43] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 19 days, 01:00:47 toward level 73.
[12/27/16 19:54:37] Shmegma [844/1303] has challenged Bart [214/816] in combat and won! 27 days, 05:06:21 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/27/16 21:48:38] Bart [443/816] has challenged Doody [343/810] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:47:03 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/28/16 00:48:56] Anky [48/606] has challenged Bart [447/816] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:40 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/28/16 02:49:10] Uranus [300/492] has challenged Bart [692/816] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:05 is added to Uranus's clock.
[12/28/16 05:49:30] Bart [211/816] has challenged Shmegma [361/1303] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:11:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/28/16 08:49:50] Anky [8/606] has challenged Bart [250/816] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:59:25 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/28/16 12:50:17] Bart [113/816] has challenged Uranus [399/492] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:24:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/28/16 17:53:12] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 10 days, 04:25:29 toward level 73.
[12/28/16 17:53:58] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Bart in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 3 days, 15:45:24 from level 73.
[12/28/16 17:53:59] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 10 days, 06:39:49 toward level 73.
[12/28/16 17:53:59] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 3 days, 22:40:04 toward level 73.
[12/28/16 17:54:00] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 2 days, 04:02:58 toward level 73.
[12/28/16 19:01:53] Uranus [371/492] has challenged Bart [4/14] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:45:53 is removed from Uranus's clock.
[12/28/16 19:10:59] Bart [9/21] has challenged dick [748/1445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/28/16 22:51:26] Shmegma [750/1303] has challenged Bart [55/66] in combat and won! 266 days, 03:27:23 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/29/16 01:21:05] Bart [45/102] has challenged dick [1263/1445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/29/16 02:48:57] Bart [105/110] has challenged Doodybot [1189/1444] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:01:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/29/16 02:57:21] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and Bart have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/29/16 03:29:04] Uranus [97/492] has cum upon Bart [8/110] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 07:43:39 is removed from Uranus's clock.
[12/29/16 03:29:04] Uranus has dealt Bart a shocker! 0 days, 00:41:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/29/16 03:30:07] Uranus [308/492] has cum upon Bart [37/110] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 07:11:07 is removed from Uranus's clock.
[12/29/16 07:52:23] Anky [254/623] has challenged Bart [71/110] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:54:49 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/29/16 08:27:33] Bart [60/124] has challenged Doodybot [216/1444] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:49:16 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/29/16 12:52:58] Shmegma [359/1303] has challenged Bart [96/124] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:02:42 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/29/16 17:28:09] Anky, Doodybot, and Doody [2791/2877] have team battled Bart, Shmegma, and Uranus [484/1943] and won! 1 day, 08:17:43 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/16 17:53:33] Doody [310/810] has challenged Bart [96/148] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:00:47 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/29/16 21:53:59] Uranus [262/492] has challenged Bart [33/161] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:04:35 is removed from Uranus's clock.
[12/30/16 02:36:01] Bart [65/172] has challenged Uranus [297/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/30/16 02:54:33] Shmegma [497/1303] has challenged Bart [34/172] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:48:45 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/30/16 10:23:45] Bart [176/196] has challenged Anky [252/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:26:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/30/16 16:56:06] Shmegma [32/1306] has challenged Bart [77/196] in combat and lost! 8 days, 02:01:47 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/30/16 17:56:13] Shmegma [216/1306] has challenged Bart [28/196] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:32:30 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/30/16 19:56:25] Shmegma [1098/1306] has challenged Bart [64/196] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:52:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/31/16 02:07:53] Bart [161/226] has challenged Doody [728/810] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/31/16 05:57:32] Uranus [172/489] has challenged Bart [32/226] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:42:06 is removed from Uranus's clock.
[12/31/16 09:29:19] Bart [128/240] has challenged Doody [679/810] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/31/16 23:59:59] Bart [0/1] has challenged dick [28/35] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/01/17 01:00:00] Bart [1/13] has challenged Doody [5/43] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/01/17 02:44:13] Anky [14/44] has challenged Bart [9/29] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:02:39 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/01/17 04:12:23] Bart [41/49] has challenged Shmegma [34/62] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:03:34 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/01/17 07:03:09] Anky [6/93] has challenged Bart [30/75] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to Anky's clock.
[01/01/17 07:51:17] squirtingbuffalo [24/36] has challenged Bart [40/84] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/01/17 08:28:06] Bart [85/97] has challenged dick [94/138] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:15 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/01/17 10:10:01] Bart [69/104] has challenged Bot [106/123] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/01/17 19:22:05] Bart [74/147] has challenged Shmegma [166/167] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/01/17 19:49:15] squirtingbuffalo, Bart, and Wordy [38/358] have team battled Doody, Anky, and Shmegma [347/462] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:39 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/17 06:59:34] Bart [101/187] has challenged Bot [38/171] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:21:15 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/02/17 17:34:27] Bart [29/197] has challenged Doody [4/214] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/02/17 21:23:36] Bot [77/216] has challenged Bart [33/197] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/02/17 21:48:06] Doody [62/248] has challenged Bart [153/197] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Doody's clock.
[01/02/17 23:54:36] Bart [194/207] has challenged Shmegma [71/250] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/03/17 01:08:35] Anky [89/199] has challenged Bart [145/207] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Anky's clock.
[01/03/17 13:02:44] Bart [78/207] has challenged Doody [89/253] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/03/17 22:51:15] Bart [69/227] has challenged Doody [258/280] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/04/17 00:38:44] Bot [120/230] has challenged Bart [36/227] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/04/17 14:29:16] Bart [129/239] has challenged dick [12/297] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:28:01 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/05/17 00:02:59] Anky [222/254] has cum upon Bart [138/239] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 00:43:48 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/05/17 00:21:20] Bart [72/240] has challenged Bot [137/240] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/05/17 01:30:34] Wordy [4/207] has challenged Bart [24/240] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/05/17 09:11:06] Anky [131/266] has challenged Bart [182/240] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Anky's clock.
[01/05/17 09:17:58] Anky, Shmegma, and Bart [516/759] have team battled Bot, Wordy, and Doody [425/745] and won! 0 days, 01:16:23 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/17 14:23:32] Bart [198/240] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [61/251] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/06/17 03:16:39] squirtingbuffalo [176/307] has challenged Bart [155/240] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/06/17 05:49:42] Bart [70/261] has challenged Doody [52/366] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:32:24 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/06/17 21:51:34] Bart had a hot threesome! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:05 towards level 33.
[01/06/17 23:10:06] squirtingbuffalo [288/307] has challenged Bart [245/261] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:12 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/06/17 23:22:25] Bart [94/261] has challenged Wordy [161/243] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/07/17 17:09:05] squirtingbuffalo, Doody, and Bot [513/968] have team battled Anky, Wordy, and Bart [580/817] and lost! 0 days, 00:18:04 is added to their clocks.
[01/07/17 23:16:15] Bart [33/261] has challenged Bot [137/275] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/08/17 13:32:15] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 07:07:51 toward level 35.
[01/08/17 19:51:39] Bart [93/261] has challenged Bot [119/275] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/10/17 00:16:40] Anky [224/287] has cum upon Bart [143/261] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 00:43:53 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/10/17 03:54:18] Bot [140/310] has challenged Bart [213/261] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/10/17 04:01:01] Bart [233/299] has challenged Doody [328/396] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/11/17 20:52:17] Bart [311/315] has challenged Wordy [12/393] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:38:22 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/11/17 20:52:17] In the lemon party, Wordy dropped her level 34 pair of gloves! Bart picks it up, tossing her old level 27 pair of gloves to Wordy.
[01/13/17 16:24:30] Bart [153/335] has challenged dick [146/465] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:22:54 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/14/17 08:57:30] Bart invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:41 towards level 39.
[01/15/17 04:15:27] Bart [158/337] has challenged Shmegma [7/278] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:50 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/15/17 14:27:24] Bart was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:43 towards level 40.
[01/17/17 02:37:44] Bart [78/337] has challenged dick [420/472] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/17/17 18:56:00] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/18/17 11:11:06] Bart was rejuvenated by a coffee enema! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:47 towards level 41.
[01/18/17 14:35:48] Bart discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:19 towards level 41.
[01/19/17 11:39:35] Bart [179/352] has challenged Wordy [33/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/19/17 19:19:41] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/19/17 19:19:47] Wordy [172/423] has cum upon Bart [351/352] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:25:06 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/20/17 03:41:00] Bart left her weapon out in the rain to rust! Bart's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/21/17 11:48:19] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/21/17 11:48:19] Shmegma [179/323] has cum upon Bart [27/349] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 03:29:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/21/17 15:52:41] Bart [23/349] has challenged Shmegma [160/323] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/22/17 09:25:30] Bart was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:52:00 towards level 43.
[01/23/17 06:37:35] Doody [294/398] has challenged Bart [156/349] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/24/17 00:21:36] Bot, Shmegma, and Doody [1124/1137] have team battled Anky, Bart, and Wordy [116/1116] and won! 0 days, 05:46:10 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/17 05:33:58] Bart was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:05:57 from level 43.
[01/24/17 12:02:51] Wordy [16/442] has cum upon Bart [340/349] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:44:57 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/25/17 02:07:12] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/25/17 05:46:21] Bart [265/349] has challenged Anky [117/329] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:51:08 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/26/17 00:36:52] Shmegma [47/402] has cum upon Bart [59/349] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:33:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/26/17 00:37:58] Shmegma [77/402] has cum upon Bart [213/349] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:48:51 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/26/17 16:20:38] Bart, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/27/17 17:58:13] Bart, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/28/17 05:50:13] Bart [317/349] has challenged Doody [200/411] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:25:43 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/30/17 07:40:58] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/30/17 10:26:35] Anky, Bot, and Shmegma [341/1078] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Bart, and Wordy [1109/1186] and lost! 0 days, 03:58:03 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/17 05:49:13] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 09:17:11 toward level 45.
[01/31/17 12:45:57] Anky [137/349] has challenged Bart [124/349] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:01:53 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/31/17 14:46:09] Wordy [59/454] has challenged Bart [220/349] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:38:41 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/31/17 15:29:08] Bart [190/349] has challenged Shmegma [269/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/01/17 00:47:13] Wordy [19/454] has challenged Bart [191/349] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:32:50 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/01/17 04:47:41] Bart [265/349] has challenged Wordy [17/454] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:08:24 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/01/17 19:49:23] Bart [46/349] has challenged Wordy [33/454] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:55:53 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/01/17 20:49:30] Bart [178/349] has challenged Anky [242/349] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:07:15 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/01/17 21:49:37] Anky [81/349] has challenged Bart [105/349] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:09:04 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/02/17 00:49:57] Bart [174/349] has challenged Doody [230/411] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:16:08 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/02/17 18:51:59] Bart [26/349] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [254/383] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/02/17 22:52:27] Bart [117/349] has challenged Wordy [310/427] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:32:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/02/17 23:52:34] Wordy [202/427] has challenged Bart [20/349] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:30:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/03/17 00:52:41] Bot [180/340] has challenged Bart [136/349] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:07:28 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/03/17 00:52:41] In the lemon party, Bart dropped her level 39 ring! Bot picks it up, tossing her old level 28 ring to Bart.
[02/03/17 03:43:47] Wordy [123/427] has challenged Bart [190/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/03/17 03:53:01] Bart [148/338] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [200/383] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:35:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/03/17 06:53:22] Anky [335/349] has challenged Bart [262/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:48:53 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/03/17 11:53:53] squirtingbuffalo [258/383] has challenged Bart [35/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:06:56 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/03/17 12:54:00] Doody [267/440] has challenged Bart [88/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:34 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/03/17 16:54:28] Bart [78/338] has challenged Doody [117/440] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:03:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/03/17 20:54:55] squirtingbuffalo [154/383] has challenged Bart [26/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:00:43 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/03/17 23:55:12] Bart [287/338] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [62/383] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:44:28 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/04/17 01:55:23] squirtingbuffalo [133/383] has challenged Bart [123/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:14:20 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/04/17 04:55:43] Bart [249/338] has challenged Shmegma [129/425] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:20:20 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/04/17 05:55:50] Anky [168/371] has challenged Bart [106/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:10:14 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/04/17 06:55:57] Bart [27/338] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [353/383] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:26:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/04/17 12:56:37] Bot [234/351] has challenged Bart [78/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:22:12 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/04/17 14:56:49] Bart [310/338] has challenged Bot [303/351] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:55:08 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/04/17 16:57:02] Bart [150/338] has challenged Shmegma [424/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:38:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/04/17 17:57:10] Bart [71/338] has challenged Doody [43/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:20:18 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/04/17 19:57:24] Shmegma [178/425] has challenged Bart [314/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:28:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/05/17 04:58:23] Bot [169/351] has challenged Bart [200/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:21:47 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/05/17 07:11:00] Bart, Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/05/17 12:05:22] Doody [212/440] has challenged Bart [110/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/05/17 12:06:44] Bart set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:34:25 from level 46.
[02/05/17 13:59:26] Bart [244/338] has challenged dick [164/476] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:02:02 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/05/17 17:16:54] Doody, Anky, and Wordy [853/1238] have team battled Bart, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo [150/1146] and won! 0 days, 09:41:39 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/17 18:59:58] Bart [188/338] has challenged Doody [259/440] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:07 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/05/17 22:20:39] Bart [89/338] has challenged Wordy [213/427] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/06/17 00:00:31] Anky [308/371] has challenged Bart [179/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:49:07 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/06/17 02:00:46] Bart [54/338] has challenged dick [161/476] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:05:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/06/17 04:00:59] Anky [153/371] has challenged Bart [105/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:17:11 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/06/17 06:01:13] Bart [7/338] has challenged Shmegma [19/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:06:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/06/17 08:10:01] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/06/17 11:01:47] Bart [224/338] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [45/383] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:46:34 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/06/17 11:03:29] squirtingbuffalo, Anky, and Wordy [339/1181] have team battled Shmegma, Bot, and Bart [366/1114] and lost! 0 days, 03:03:23 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/17 16:02:22] Shmegma [146/425] has challenged Bart [179/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:35 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/06/17 21:02:56] Anky [172/371] has challenged Bart [213/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:32 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/06/17 22:03:03] Bart [65/338] has challenged Wordy [327/427] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:35:50 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/07/17 02:03:29] Bart [329/338] has challenged Bot [128/351] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:20:00 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/07/17 04:03:43] Bart [19/338] has challenged Anky [274/371] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:50:41 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/07/17 07:04:02] Bart [306/338] has challenged Wordy [105/427] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:10:43 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/07/17 10:04:20] squirtingbuffalo [23/383] has challenged Bart [333/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:27 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/07/17 10:07:54] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/07/17 10:07:57] Shmegma [88/445] has cum upon Bart [70/338] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 13:00:01 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/07/17 10:08:09] Shmegma [157/445] has cum upon Bart [6/338] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 11:34:12 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/07/17 12:04:33] Anky [86/377] has challenged Bart [280/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:49:07 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/07/17 15:08:30] Anky [278/377] has cum upon Bart [81/338] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 21:12:59 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/07/17 18:05:14] Bart [155/338] has challenged Bot [121/351] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:20:01 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/07/17 18:05:14] Bart has dealt Bot a Critical Strike! 0 days, 18:54:19 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/07/17 20:05:26] Bart [100/338] has challenged Shmegma [196/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:26:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/07/17 20:50:20] Anky, Bot, and squirtingbuffalo [271/1111] have team battled Bart, Wordy, and Shmegma [1207/1210] and lost! 0 days, 03:30:28 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/17 00:05:53] Doody [198/440] has challenged Bart [297/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:34 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/08/17 05:06:26] Bart [329/338] has challenged Shmegma [418/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:03:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/08/17 07:06:41] Bart [148/338] has challenged Shmegma [238/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:07:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/08/17 07:29:47] Bart lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:13:19 from level 47.
[02/08/17 08:06:48] Bart [298/338] has challenged Anky [313/377] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/08/17 10:07:01] Shmegma [76/445] has challenged Bart [270/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:42:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/08/17 19:07:57] Bart [38/338] has challenged dick [234/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:28:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/09/17 00:08:31] Bart [229/338] has challenged dick [383/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:24:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/09/17 06:09:11] Anky [245/377] has challenged Bart [218/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:19:43 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/09/17 06:09:11] Anky has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:05:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/09/17 06:32:34] Bart, Anky, and Doody [238/1216] have team battled Bot, Shmegma, and Wordy [548/1228] and lost! 0 days, 10:03:13 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/17 10:09:37] Bart [129/338] has challenged Anky [18/377] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:14:14 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/09/17 11:09:44] Anky [18/377] has challenged Bart [32/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:04:12 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/09/17 17:29:33] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/09/17 17:29:33] squirtingbuffalo [246/410] has cum upon Bart [309/338] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:33:25 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/09/17 18:10:32] Wordy [392/432] has challenged Bart [63/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:59:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/10/17 04:11:39] Wordy [161/432] has challenged Bart [286/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/10/17 08:12:04] Bot [143/351] has challenged Bart [117/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:04:07 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/10/17 12:12:32] Wordy [536/656] has challenged Bart [116/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:07:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/10/17 14:44:15] Bart [226/338] has challenged Anky [138/377] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:40:52 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/10/17 17:44:35] Anky [75/377] has challenged Bart [210/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:02 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/10/17 21:03:59] Bart got boned with a hambone and caught porcine epidemic diarrhea virus. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:26:11 from level 47.
[02/10/17 22:45:11] Shmegma [328/445] has challenged Bart [100/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:33:52 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/10/17 22:45:11] Shmegma has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:12:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/11/17 02:45:39] Bart [49/338] has challenged Shmegma [430/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/11/17 06:12:25] Bart [261/338] has challenged Anky [326/377] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/11/17 14:46:58] Bart [108/338] has challenged dick [531/730] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:34:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/11/17 15:47:04] Bot [331/351] has challenged Bart [257/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:43:22 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/11/17 18:47:24] Bart [65/338] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [19/410] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:02:49 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/11/17 22:47:51] Bart [224/338] has challenged Doody [80/501] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:57:25 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/12/17 08:48:59] Bart [276/338] has challenged Bot [131/351] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:46:11 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/12/17 10:49:12] squirtingbuffalo [402/410] has challenged Bart [73/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:12:16 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/12/17 11:49:19] Shmegma [159/445] has challenged Bart [270/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:25:31 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/12/17 19:50:12] Bot [79/351] has challenged Bart [135/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:59:59 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/13/17 01:50:55] Bart [45/338] has challenged Doody [350/501] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:44:21 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/13/17 11:21:48] Bart was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:04:31 towards level 48.
[02/13/17 15:52:31] squirtingbuffalo [254/410] has challenged Bart [269/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:57:13 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/13/17 17:52:43] Doody [457/501] has challenged Bart [33/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:34:38 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/14/17 02:53:43] Bart [283/338] has challenged Doody [428/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:53:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/14/17 06:55:04] Bart ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:19:17 from level 48.
[02/14/17 08:54:22] Wordy [411/659] has challenged Bart [123/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:37:51 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/14/17 09:54:29] Bart [98/338] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [103/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:32:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/14/17 10:54:36] Bart [85/338] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [236/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:55:16 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/14/17 15:26:12] Wordy, Bart, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/14/17 15:46:08] Bart tamed a wild horse and taught it to fuck other irpg players! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:33:43 towards level 48.
[02/14/17 15:55:09] Bart [57/338] has challenged dick [165/734] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/14/17 16:55:16] Bart [189/338] has challenged Shmegma [171/683] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:50:37 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/14/17 18:55:30] Doody [348/503] has challenged Bart [129/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:03:08 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/14/17 19:55:37] Bart [266/338] has challenged Doody [201/503] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:25:18 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/14/17 21:55:50] Bart [163/338] has challenged Bot [84/327] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:58:59 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/15/17 02:56:24] Bart [71/338] has challenged Bot [255/327] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:02:16 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/15/17 05:56:44] Bot [149/327] has challenged Bart [26/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:02:31 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/15/17 07:56:57] Bart [332/338] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [397/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:53:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/15/17 10:21:31] Bart, Bot, and squirtingbuffalo [412/1191] have team battled Doody, Anky, and Shmegma [1274/1587] and lost! 0 days, 08:23:01 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/17 12:57:30] Bot [12/443] has challenged Bart [85/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:37:09 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/15/17 13:57:37] Bart [171/338] has challenged Anky [298/401] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:16:08 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/15/17 15:57:51] Bart [319/338] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [164/410] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:45:21 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/15/17 18:58:09] Shmegma [460/683] has challenged Bart [220/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:53:17 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/15/17 22:58:36] Bart [76/338] has challenged Doody [177/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/16/17 01:58:55] Doody [183/503] has challenged Bart [285/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:21:24 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/16/17 05:04:25] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/16/17 09:59:49] squirtingbuffalo [327/410] has challenged Bart [222/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:28:31 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/16/17 10:59:56] Bart [63/338] has challenged Doody [244/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:32 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/16/17 14:00:16] Anky [38/401] has challenged Bart [107/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:00 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/16/17 18:00:42] Anky [337/401] has challenged Bart [145/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:15:38 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/16/17 18:00:42] Anky has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:16:32 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/16/17 19:00:48] Doody [165/503] has challenged Bart [53/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:51:33 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/16/17 22:01:09] Anky [298/401] has challenged Bart [270/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:34:16 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/17/17 02:01:36] Doody [228/503] has challenged Bart [21/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:25:08 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/17/17 04:01:51] Anky [232/401] has challenged Bart [106/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:31:14 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/17/17 08:15:48] Bart [229/339] has challenged Anky [115/402] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:55 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/17/17 11:02:38] Bart [191/339] has challenged Bot [262/458] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:33:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/17/17 14:03:00] Doody [409/503] has challenged Bart [220/339] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:36:47 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/17/17 18:03:25] Bart [34/339] has challenged Doody [10/503] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:11:00 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/17/17 18:31:10] Shmegma [633/683] has cum upon Bart [26/339] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 01:18:12 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/17/17 19:40:12] squirtingbuffalo, Anky, and Bart [1106/1151] have team battled Doody, Bot, and Shmegma [357/1644] and won! 0 days, 01:58:07 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/17 20:50:28] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/17/17 22:03:52] Bart [28/339] has challenged Shmegma [606/683] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:12:19 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/18/17 00:04:06] Anky [89/402] has challenged Bart [155/339] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:40:58 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/18/17 01:04:13] Bart [273/339] has challenged Anky [344/402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:34:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/18/17 01:13:35] Shmegma [133/718] has challenged Bart [82/339] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:24:50 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/18/17 11:05:21] Shmegma [93/718] has challenged Bart [54/339] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:13:15 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/18/17 13:05:34] Shmegma [359/718] has challenged Bart [148/339] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:35:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/18/17 18:06:07] Bart [168/339] has challenged Bot [449/458] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:58:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/18/17 19:06:14] Wordy [623/659] has challenged Bart [219/339] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:17:02 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/18/17 21:06:28] Bart [306/339] has challenged Bot [385/458] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:19:30 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/19/17 05:07:23] Bart [303/339] has challenged Doody [376/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:20:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/19/17 06:07:30] Wordy [142/659] has challenged Bart [42/339] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:35:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/19/17 08:07:44] Bot [222/458] has challenged Bart [175/339] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:50:21 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/19/17 09:07:51] Bart [199/339] has challenged Shmegma [225/722] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:39:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/19/17 10:07:57] Bart [319/339] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [327/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:11:08 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/19/17 13:08:18] Bart [102/339] has challenged Anky [177/402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:37:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/19/17 17:08:45] Shmegma [202/722] has challenged Bart [135/339] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:42:41 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/19/17 17:49:29] Shmegma, Anky, and Bot [135/1582] have team battled Bart, Doody, and Wordy [539/1490] and lost! 0 days, 00:45:30 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/17 18:29:10] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/19/17 22:06:28] Bot [345/467] has challenged Bart [311/339] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:48:18 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/20/17 06:10:11] Anky [174/402] has challenged Bart [336/339] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:07:48 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/20/17 09:31:30] Wordy [576/648] has challenged Bart [136/339] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:45:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/20/17 13:47:31] Bart gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:33:52 towards level 49.
[02/20/17 14:11:03] Anky [55/402] has challenged Bart [225/339] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:14:20 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/20/17 18:11:31] Bart [55/339] has challenged dick [157/726] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:17:55 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/20/17 23:12:03] Bot [184/467] has challenged Bart [143/339] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:52:23 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/21/17 03:12:30] Shmegma [22/725] has challenged Bart [192/339] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:38 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/21/17 09:13:08] Doody [348/518] has challenged Bart [65/339] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:13:07 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/21/17 11:13:19] Bot [302/467] has challenged Bart [119/339] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:41:17 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/21/17 15:57:44] Anky [223/402] has cum upon Bart [239/339] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:41:51 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/21/17 18:15:39] Bart hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:27:28 towards level 49.
[02/21/17 19:14:15] Bart [17/339] has challenged Wordy [156/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:47:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/21/17 20:14:21] Bart [239/339] has challenged Shmegma [233/764] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:50:24 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/22/17 00:14:49] Bart [238/339] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [121/406] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:32:18 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/22/17 01:14:55] Bart [74/339] has challenged Bot [307/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:46:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/22/17 02:15:02] squirtingbuffalo [139/406] has challenged Bart [132/339] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:01:38 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/22/17 03:15:08] Bart [157/339] has challenged Bot [188/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:36 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/22/17 07:15:36] squirtingbuffalo [78/406] has challenged Bart [192/339] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:14 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/22/17 09:15:48] Shmegma [6/764] has challenged Bart [40/339] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:30:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/22/17 10:15:55] Bart [155/339] has challenged Doody [392/518] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:32:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/22/17 12:16:08] Bart [226/339] has challenged Bot [95/467] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:24:25 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/22/17 16:16:35] Wordy [598/650] has challenged Bart [310/339] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:06:46 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/22/17 19:16:54] Wordy [409/650] has challenged Bart [73/339] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:10:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/22/17 21:17:08] Bart [330/339] has challenged dick [430/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/22/17 23:17:21] Bart [65/339] has challenged Anky [356/402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:14 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/23/17 04:17:56] Bot [359/467] has challenged Bart [159/339] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:42:02 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/23/17 07:18:15] Bart [244/339] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [392/406] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:12:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/23/17 09:18:28] squirtingbuffalo [348/406] has challenged Bart [185/339] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:28:17 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/23/17 14:22:21] squirtingbuffalo [310/406] has cum upon Bart [323/339] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:25:14 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/23/17 16:19:16] Bart [37/339] has challenged dick [606/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:56:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/23/17 17:19:23] Bot [243/484] has challenged Bart [231/339] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:57 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/23/17 18:19:29] Bart [114/339] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [120/406] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:35:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/23/17 20:19:41] Bart [72/339] has challenged dick [152/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:41:55 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/23/17 21:19:47] Bart [254/339] has challenged Bot [52/484] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:48:07 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/23/17 23:20:01] Bart [1/339] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [162/406] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:16:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/23/17 23:31:09] Bot, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo [183/1654] have team battled Bart, Doody, and Anky [316/1259] and lost! 0 days, 00:14:25 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/17 00:57:40] Bot [448/484] has challenged Bart [277/339] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:24:50 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/24/17 02:20:21] Bart [87/339] has challenged dick [306/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/24/17 03:35:45] Bart [161/351] has challenged Wordy [353/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/24/17 08:21:00] Anky [266/405] has challenged Bart [242/351] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:23:33 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/24/17 13:21:34] Bart [238/354] has challenged dick [586/768] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:42:30 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/24/17 17:17:12] Wordy [380/650] has challenged Bart [170/354] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:57:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/24/17 20:22:18] Bart [217/354] has challenged Wordy [76/650] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:25:16 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/25/17 04:23:11] Bart [315/354] has challenged Wordy [434/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:33:50 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/25/17 05:38:44] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/25/17 07:23:32] Bot [47/502] has challenged Bart [268/354] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:50:43 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/25/17 09:23:45] Shmegma [283/767] has challenged Bart [163/354] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:09:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/25/17 12:24:06] Wordy [43/650] has challenged Bart [313/354] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:01:11 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/25/17 13:24:12] Bart [94/354] has challenged Shmegma [30/767] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:03:52 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/25/17 13:24:12] In the lemon party, Shmegma dropped her level 62 pair of gloves! Bart picks it up, tossing her old level 34 pair of gloves to Shmegma.
[02/25/17 15:24:26] Doody [200/507] has challenged Bart [28/385] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:12:23 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/25/17 21:25:05] squirtingbuffalo [201/406] has challenged Bart [104/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:11:29 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/25/17 23:25:18] Bart [23/385] has challenged Anky [324/405] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:38:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/26/17 01:25:34] Bart [359/385] has challenged Doody [194/507] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:25:59 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/26/17 02:25:40] Bart [301/385] has challenged dick [422/740] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:41:03 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/26/17 06:26:09] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/26/17 08:26:24] squirtingbuffalo [309/406] has challenged Bart [146/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:17:40 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/26/17 09:26:31] Bart [272/385] has challenged Shmegma [369/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:54:15 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/26/17 10:26:37] Bart [299/385] has challenged Bot [366/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/26/17 11:26:44] Bart [69/385] has challenged Bot [75/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:45:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/26/17 12:26:50] Anky [193/405] has challenged Bart [149/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:09:48 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/26/17 15:08:17] Shmegma, Bart, and Anky [1423/1529] have team battled Wordy, Doody, and Bot [1161/1659] and won! 0 days, 15:50:05 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/17 15:23:43] Bart caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:52:14 towards level 50.
[02/26/17 15:27:10] Bart [332/385] has challenged Bot [495/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:09:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/26/17 18:27:30] Anky [20/405] has challenged Bart [243/385] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:37:42 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/27/17 00:28:10] squirtingbuffalo [256/406] has challenged Bart [160/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:15:20 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/27/17 03:28:30] Doody [241/507] has challenged Bart [205/385] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:25:43 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/27/17 05:28:44] Bart [230/385] has challenged dick [494/740] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:08 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/27/17 06:11:28] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Anky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/27/17 06:12:22] Bart [162/385] has cum upon Doody [226/507] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:34:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/27/17 07:28:58] Bart [338/385] has challenged Doody [168/507] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:15:11 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/27/17 11:29:25] Anky [366/405] has challenged Bart [32/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:04 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/27/17 11:47:28] Bart [341/385] has cum upon Wordy [171/650] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 07:18:28 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/27/17 17:30:08] Bart [251/385] has challenged Anky [113/405] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:11:00 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/27/17 19:30:22] Bart [328/385] has challenged dick [166/740] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:12:06 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/27/17 21:30:36] squirtingbuffalo [285/406] has challenged Bart [34/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:11:54 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/28/17 02:04:31] Bart stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:42 towards level 50.
[02/28/17 06:31:36] squirtingbuffalo [82/406] has challenged Bart [215/385] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:50 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/28/17 07:31:43] Bart [60/385] has challenged Anky [252/405] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:05:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/28/17 08:31:50] Bart [317/385] has challenged Bot [175/502] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:53:31 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/28/17 10:32:03] Anky [379/405] has challenged Bart [88/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:51:16 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/28/17 11:32:09] squirtingbuffalo [313/406] has challenged Bart [203/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:26:00 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/28/17 12:32:17] Shmegma [180/739] has challenged Bart [60/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:42:15 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/28/17 14:32:30] Doody [392/507] has challenged Bart [176/385] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:57:03 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/28/17 15:37:50] squirtingbuffalo, Doody, and Wordy [629/1570] have team battled Anky, Bart, and Shmegma [1454/1529] and lost! 0 days, 03:41:26 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/17 17:32:51] Shmegma [334/739] has challenged Bart [13/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:29:51 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/28/17 17:32:51] Shmegma has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:09:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/28/17 18:32:58] Bart [265/385] has challenged dick [286/740] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:08 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/28/17 22:33:25] Bart [270/385] has challenged dick [516/740] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/01/17 00:13:34] Bart [7/385] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [146/413] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/01/17 01:33:47] Shmegma [342/739] has challenged Bart [41/385] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:53:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/01/17 03:34:01] Bot [69/502] has challenged Bart [94/385] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:20:57 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/01/17 05:34:13] Anky [218/534] has challenged Bart [233/385] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:33:24 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/01/17 06:34:22] Bart [38/385] has challenged dick [235/740] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:09:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/01/17 10:59:51] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/01/17 12:20:15] Bot [199/502] has cum upon Bart [234/385] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:30:53 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/01/17 13:35:10] Bart [201/385] has challenged Doody [378/507] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:25:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/01/17 18:35:45] Bart [41/385] has challenged Shmegma [296/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:13:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/01/17 20:35:59] Wordy [98/679] has challenged Bart [242/385] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:58:57 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/01/17 21:36:05] Bart [61/385] has challenged Doody [455/507] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:13:14 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/02/17 01:36:32] Bart [258/385] has challenged Doody [151/507] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:56:27 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/02/17 01:36:32] In the lemon party, Doody dropped her level 47 charm! Bart picks it up, tossing her old level 36 charm to Doody.
[03/02/17 07:37:15] Bart [349/396] has challenged Anky [362/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:29:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/02/17 09:37:29] Bart [45/396] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [87/413] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:30:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/02/17 13:37:57] Bart [342/396] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [154/399] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:37:27 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/02/17 14:38:05] Wordy [52/679] has challenged Bart [301/396] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:03:45 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/02/17 21:38:51] Bart [218/396] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [104/399] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:52:03 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/03/17 03:39:32] Bot [421/533] has challenged Bart [29/396] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:46:08 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/03/17 07:20:46] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Anky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/03/17 07:40:00] Wordy [259/679] has challenged Bart [151/396] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:28:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/03/17 16:41:00] Bart [88/396] has challenged Shmegma [46/739] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:03:03 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/03/17 21:41:32] Bart [240/396] has challenged Shmegma [39/739] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:10:59 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/03/17 22:41:38] Bart [372/396] has challenged Wordy [82/679] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:12:32 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/04/17 00:41:51] Bart [200/396] has challenged Anky [308/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:34:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/04/17 03:42:14] Wordy [221/679] has challenged Bart [262/396] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:06:28 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/04/17 06:42:34] Bart [115/396] has challenged Wordy [347/679] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:32:56 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/04/17 10:42:59] Bart [330/396] has challenged dick [713/756] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:04:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/04/17 15:43:34] Anky [216/534] has challenged Bart [334/396] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:43:14 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/04/17 16:43:42] Doody [459/496] has challenged Bart [192/396] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:24:15 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/04/17 22:44:22] Bart [360/396] has challenged Wordy [507/679] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:22:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/05/17 00:44:33] Bart [73/396] has challenged dick [481/756] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:01:29 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/05/17 01:44:40] Bart [64/396] has challenged Anky [127/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:06:32 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/05/17 05:45:05] Bot [531/533] has challenged Bart [82/396] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:39 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/05/17 06:01:16] Bot, Wordy, and squirtingbuffalo [206/1611] have team battled Doody, Shmegma, and Bart [1762/1780] and lost! 0 days, 07:11:25 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/17 07:45:17] squirtingbuffalo [118/399] has challenged Bart [27/396] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:23:22 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/05/17 09:07:24] Doody, Bart, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/05/17 11:45:44] Bart [30/396] has challenged Anky [336/555] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:19:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/05/17 16:49:28] Bart discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:03:23 towards level 51.
[03/05/17 17:25:05] Bart lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:26:55 from level 51.
[03/05/17 18:46:32] Bart [296/396] has challenged Shmegma [358/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:10:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/05/17 23:47:06] Bot [411/533] has challenged Bart [65/396] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:32:44 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/06/17 01:47:19] Shmegma [315/739] has challenged Bart [34/396] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:55:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/06/17 05:50:54] squirtingbuffalo, Bart, and Wordy [1074/1474] have team battled Doody, Bot, and Shmegma [1678/1914] and lost! 0 days, 02:08:38 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/17 09:48:13] Shmegma [234/739] has challenged Bart [93/396] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:29:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/06/17 10:48:21] Bart [155/396] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [196/399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/06/17 11:48:28] Bart [96/396] has challenged Bot [342/533] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:39:50 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/06/17 17:49:09] Bart [245/396] has challenged Anky [434/555] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/06/17 18:49:16] Bart [76/396] has challenged dick [681/786] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:14:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/06/17 20:49:30] Bart [310/396] has challenged Wordy [416/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:54:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/07/17 00:49:57] Bart [374/396] has challenged Anky [554/555] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:53:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/07/17 01:50:04] Bart [137/396] has challenged Shmegma [168/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:05:47 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/07/17 06:50:38] Bart [102/396] has challenged Wordy [594/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:01:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/07/17 08:50:51] Bart [42/396] has challenged Shmegma [14/739] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:45:11 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/07/17 09:50:58] Bart [144/396] has challenged Wordy [616/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:33:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/07/17 14:51:31] Bart [239/396] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [59/399] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:55:56 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/07/17 16:51:44] Bart [148/396] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [323/399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:54:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/07/17 18:51:57] Shmegma [77/739] has challenged Bart [63/396] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:22:17 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/07/17 21:52:18] Wordy [489/706] has challenged Bart [340/396] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:36:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/08/17 02:52:51] Bot [324/533] has challenged Bart [307/396] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:41:11 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/08/17 03:52:57] Wordy [583/706] has challenged Bart [86/396] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:31:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/08/17 03:52:57] Wordy has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:20:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/08/17 04:53:04] Bart [316/396] has challenged Anky [240/555] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:09:59 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/11/17 18:09:22] Anky [507/732] has challenged Bart [281/396] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:57:51 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/11/17 20:12:06] Bot [71/533] has cum upon Bart [11/396] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 00:50:14 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/11/17 21:09:42] Doody [134/667] has challenged Bart [388/396] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:39:26 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/12/17 00:10:00] Bart [11/396] has challenged dick [169/786] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:31:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/12/17 07:10:40] Bot [47/533] has challenged Bart [71/396] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:12:23 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/12/17 11:11:07] Doody [265/667] has challenged Bart [39/396] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:59:09 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/12/17 14:11:27] Bart [156/396] has challenged Wordy [390/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:02:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/12/17 23:28:11] Bart was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:04 towards level 51.
[03/13/17 01:12:38] Bart [262/396] has challenged Shmegma [629/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/13/17 02:12:45] Bart [389/396] has challenged Anky [284/732] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:26:08 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/13/17 05:07:41] Bart [97/396] has challenged dick [581/786] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:18:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/13/17 05:13:05] Bart [352/396] has challenged Anky [633/732] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:51:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/13/17 06:13:11] Bart [143/396] has challenged dick [767/786] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:54:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/13/17 08:13:25] Bart [220/396] has challenged Shmegma [699/739] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:02:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/13/17 13:48:56] Bart tamed a wild horse and taught it to fuck other irpg players! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:27:33 towards level 52.
[03/13/17 16:14:19] Wordy [143/706] has challenged Bart [47/396] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:32:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/13/17 16:14:19] Wordy has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 1 day, 07:43:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/13/17 17:57:07] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/13/17 18:14:33] Bart [107/396] has challenged Bot [20/536] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:33:08 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/13/17 19:14:40] Bart [160/396] has challenged Doody [191/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:23:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/13/17 20:14:46] Bart [15/396] has challenged Doody [618/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:40:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/13/17 23:15:06] Wordy [200/712] has challenged Bart [5/396] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:20:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/14/17 00:15:13] Shmegma [335/739] has challenged Bart [156/396] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:37:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/14/17 04:15:39] Bot [466/536] has challenged Bart [267/396] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:30:16 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/14/17 05:15:46] Doody [647/667] has challenged Bart [194/396] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:18:22 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/14/17 09:12:39] Bart was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:09:34 towards level 52.
[03/14/17 11:16:27] squirtingbuffalo [381/424] has challenged Bart [260/396] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:10:44 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/14/17 12:33:53] Bart reinforced her shield with a dragon's scales! Bart's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/14/17 13:16:41] Anky [659/732] has challenged Bart [82/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:43:00 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/14/17 17:17:07] Bot [229/536] has challenged Bart [146/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:16:02 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/14/17 18:17:13] Doody [452/667] has challenged Bart [202/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:12:15 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/14/17 22:17:40] Shmegma [341/739] has challenged Bart [23/400] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:12:30 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/15/17 03:18:14] Doody [272/667] has challenged Bart [9/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:37:07 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/15/17 05:11:33] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/15/17 05:28:23] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 4 days, 14:24:58 toward level 52.
[03/15/17 07:18:40] Bart [390/400] has challenged Bot [195/536] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:30:19 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/15/17 07:50:25] Doody [75/667] has challenged Bart [71/400] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:09:21 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/15/17 09:18:53] Bart [290/400] has challenged Shmegma [602/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:14:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/15/17 11:19:06] Wordy [680/712] has challenged Bart [301/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:44:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/15/17 13:19:19] Bot [486/536] has challenged Bart [307/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:24:57 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/15/17 16:38:05] Bart caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:33:47 towards level 52.
[03/15/17 21:20:12] Bart [328/400] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [414/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:18:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/15/17 22:20:18] Bart [37/400] has challenged Anky [635/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:32:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/15/17 23:20:25] squirtingbuffalo [312/424] has challenged Bart [352/400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:02:58 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/16/17 02:20:44] Bart [29/400] has challenged Shmegma [104/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:35:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/16/17 06:51:00] Bart, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/16/17 06:51:03] squirtingbuffalo [248/424] has cum upon Bart [12/400] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 03:19:38 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/16/17 06:51:36] squirtingbuffalo [166/424] has cum upon Bart [57/400] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 01:43:49 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/16/17 07:04:07] Wordy [610/712] has cum upon Bart [268/400] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 04:01:56 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/16/17 11:21:44] Bart [88/400] has challenged Wordy [646/847] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:07:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/16/17 13:21:56] Bart [55/400] has challenged Anky [681/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:12:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/16/17 15:22:10] Anky [671/732] has challenged Bart [159/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:16:07 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/16/17 20:53:24] Doody, Bot, and Wordy [1512/1901] have team battled Shmegma, Bart, and Anky [688/1871] and won! 0 days, 00:53:30 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/17 00:23:07] Shmegma [276/739] has challenged Bart [17/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:28:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/17/17 02:23:21] Wordy [905/974] has challenged Bart [263/400] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:35:41 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/17/17 02:23:21] Wordy has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:40:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/17/17 08:00:16] Anky [699/764] has challenged Bart [187/400] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:09:21 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/17/17 14:24:40] Bart [208/400] has challenged Anky [357/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:19 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/17/17 18:25:08] Wordy [907/974] has challenged Bart [157/400] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:25:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/17/17 18:25:08] Wordy has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:07:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/17/17 19:25:14] Bart [362/400] has challenged dick [254/1084] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:33:17 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/17/17 20:25:21] Bart [227/400] has challenged Bot [218/537] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:45:30 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/18/17 00:25:50] Bart [2/400] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [388/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:41 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/18/17 01:25:57] Bart [165/400] has challenged Doody [157/517] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:52:47 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/18/17 05:26:24] Shmegma [50/739] has challenged Bart [113/400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:15 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/18/17 09:39:32] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/18/17 10:26:56] Bart [376/400] has challenged Bot [213/537] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:19:18 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/18/17 11:27:01] Bot [333/537] has challenged Bart [249/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:54:05 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/18/17 12:36:09] Bart [347/400] has challenged Doody [379/517] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/18/17 18:27:47] Bart [300/400] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [125/424] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:21:23 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/19/17 13:58:16] Bot [394/537] has challenged Bart [387/400] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:21:06 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/19/17 16:58:37] Wordy [224/974] has challenged Bart [314/400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:44:03 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/20/17 03:59:49] squirtingbuffalo [357/424] has challenged Bart [271/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:25 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/20/17 04:59:56] Doody [198/517] has challenged Bart [277/400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:41:14 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/20/17 07:00:08] Bart [248/400] has challenged Wordy [261/974] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:53:16 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/20/17 09:00:23] Bart [223/400] has challenged Bot [268/528] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:19:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/20/17 14:00:56] Doody [416/517] has challenged Bart [83/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:55:37 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/20/17 20:11:26] Bart [151/400] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [262/424] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:10:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/20/17 22:11:40] squirtingbuffalo [56/424] has challenged Bart [299/400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:15 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/21/17 12:58:15] Bart got hooked on meth . This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:13:52 from level 53.
[03/21/17 13:13:19] Bart [262/400] has challenged dick [475/1084] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:00:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/21/17 14:13:27] Shmegma [730/735] has challenged Bart [182/400] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:50:01 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/21/17 18:13:54] Wordy [7/974] has challenged Bart [290/400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:59:41 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/21/17 23:31:46] Bart [309/400] has cum upon Doody [508/523] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:51:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/22/17 03:14:53] Bart [152/400] has challenged Wordy [361/974] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:26:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/22/17 05:15:06] Anky [669/738] has challenged Bart [35/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:17:29 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/22/17 09:15:33] Bart [199/400] has challenged dick [505/1084] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:56:41 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/22/17 11:15:46] Wordy [265/974] has challenged Bart [164/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:05:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/22/17 14:16:06] squirtingbuffalo [415/475] has challenged Bart [286/400] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:56:52 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/22/17 17:16:26] Bart [240/400] has challenged Wordy [718/974] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:36:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/23/17 00:17:16] Doody [487/523] has challenged Bart [186/400] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:10:29 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/23/17 02:17:30] Shmegma [48/735] has challenged Bart [327/400] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:36:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/23/17 07:18:02] Bart [143/400] has challenged Shmegma [174/735] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:58:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/23/17 08:18:08] Bart [242/400] has challenged dick [668/1084] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:58:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/23/17 13:18:41] Bart [75/400] has challenged Shmegma [309/735] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:08:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/23/17 15:21:44] Bart, Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/23/17 15:24:44] squirtingbuffalo [113/475] has cum upon Bart [213/400] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:47:03 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/23/17 22:19:37] squirtingbuffalo [120/475] has challenged Bart [65/400] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:49:12 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/24/17 03:20:13] Bart [246/400] has challenged Anky [205/737] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:29:58 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/24/17 04:20:19] Shmegma [645/735] has challenged Bart [127/400] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:09:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/24/17 07:20:38] squirtingbuffalo [94/475] has challenged Bart [56/400] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:18:34 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/24/17 10:20:58] Bart [86/400] has challenged Bot [294/523] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:04:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/24/17 11:42:06] Bart, Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/24/17 22:22:17] Wordy [28/974] has challenged Bart [113/400] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:08:49 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/25/17 08:23:21] squirtingbuffalo [113/475] has challenged Bart [124/400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:25:32 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/25/17 09:23:28] Bot [260/523] has challenged Bart [179/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:28:01 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/25/17 10:23:34] Bot [406/523] has challenged Bart [312/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:00:58 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/25/17 14:24:01] Bot [499/523] has challenged Bart [356/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:13:59 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/25/17 20:24:41] Bart [62/400] has challenged Wordy [132/974] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:42:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/25/17 21:24:47] Bart [91/400] has challenged Bot [399/523] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:10:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/25/17 22:39:08] Bot [38/523] has challenged Bart [108/400] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/26/17 00:25:07] Bart [354/400] has challenged Bot [522/523] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:43:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/26/17 01:25:12] Bart [332/400] has challenged Wordy [307/974] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:03:01 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/26/17 02:25:18] squirtingbuffalo [191/475] has challenged Bart [106/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:00:43 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/26/17 05:25:37] Bart [110/400] has challenged Anky [683/737] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:15:04 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/26/17 06:25:44] Bart [381/400] has challenged dick [858/1084] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:58:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/26/17 08:25:57] Bart [362/400] has challenged Bot [418/523] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:19:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/26/17 12:26:22] Bart [92/400] has challenged Bot [419/523] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:01:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/26/17 15:26:43] Bart [179/400] has challenged Bot [194/523] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:55:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/26/17 16:26:49] Bart [48/400] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [24/475] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:17:58 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/26/17 17:11:38] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/26/17 17:11:38] Anky [437/741] has cum upon Bart [176/400] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 02:27:28 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/26/17 17:26:55] Bart [343/400] has challenged dick [1048/1084] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:41:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/26/17 22:10:40] Wordy, Shmegma, and Doody [1161/2232] have team battled Bart, Bot, and Anky [1562/1664] and lost! 1 day, 15:30:08 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/17 23:27:32] Bot [85/523] has challenged Bart [191/400] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:57:44 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/27/17 02:27:53] squirtingbuffalo [439/475] has challenged Bart [215/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:26:06 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/27/17 08:34:15] Bart bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:20:34 towards level 53.
[03/27/17 11:28:48] Bart [122/400] has challenged dick [918/1084] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:43:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/27/17 19:29:39] Bart [20/400] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [143/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:05:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/27/17 21:29:52] Anky [196/742] has challenged Bart [52/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:12:38 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/27/17 21:58:22] Doody, Bot, and Bart [1079/1445] have team battled Shmegma, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo [1031/1956] and won! 2 days, 11:56:33 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/17 01:34:50] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 3 days, 11:13:36 toward level 53.
[03/28/17 02:30:24] Bart [236/400] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [284/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:11:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/28/17 07:30:57] Wordy [162/974] has challenged Bart [39/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:23:21 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/28/17 10:31:17] Anky [32/742] has challenged Bart [130/400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:30:08 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/28/17 12:31:32] Bart [361/400] has challenged Bot [410/522] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:45:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/28/17 13:31:37] squirtingbuffalo [394/482] has challenged Bart [355/400] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:30:52 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/28/17 14:31:43] Bart [189/400] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [345/482] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:38:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/28/17 20:01:59] Anky, Bot, and Shmegma [1511/1708] have team battled Wordy, Bart, and Doody [584/2188] and won! 0 days, 14:14:27 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/17 21:32:29] Bart [97/400] has challenged Bot [491/522] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:38:36 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/29/17 03:33:07] Bart [355/400] has challenged dick [229/1084] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:40:45 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/29/17 08:33:41] squirtingbuffalo [447/482] has challenged Bart [19/400] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:37:56 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/29/17 09:33:47] Bart [91/400] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [52/482] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:32:40 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/29/17 11:33:59] squirtingbuffalo [1/482] has challenged Bart [77/400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:24:24 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/29/17 16:34:32] Bart [201/400] has challenged Shmegma [291/736] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:06:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/29/17 21:35:05] squirtingbuffalo [330/482] has challenged Bart [153/400] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:06:10 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/30/17 01:35:32] Doody [562/814] has challenged Bart [36/400] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:52:05 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/30/17 02:35:38] Bart [17/400] has challenged Bot [179/522] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:41:33 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/30/17 05:35:58] Bart [287/400] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [362/482] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/30/17 09:36:22] Bot [449/522] has challenged Bart [20/400] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:03:53 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/30/17 10:36:29] Anky [330/451] has challenged Bart [380/400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:54:56 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/30/17 15:37:02] Anky [162/451] has challenged Bart [6/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:39:39 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/30/17 22:28:40] squirtingbuffalo [199/482] has challenged Bart [379/400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:14:54 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/31/17 01:28:58] Bart [58/400] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [390/482] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:56:56 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/31/17 01:50:57] Bart [393/400] has cum upon Wordy [443/974] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:34:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/31/17 08:10:07] Bart caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:03:16 towards level 53.
[03/31/17 08:29:45] Bart [315/400] has challenged Wordy [151/974] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:57:47 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/31/17 11:30:04] Bart [67/400] has challenged Doody [687/814] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:05:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/31/17 19:07:12] Bart was rejuvenated by a coffee enema! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:08:01 towards level 53.
[03/31/17 19:30:57] Bot [466/522] has challenged Bart [354/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:19:12 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/01/17 21:33:47] Bart [120/400] has challenged Anky [15/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:06:12 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/02/17 06:34:43] Bart [49/400] has challenged dick [188/1109] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:47:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/02/17 08:34:56] squirtingbuffalo [26/468] has challenged Bart [286/400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:03:08 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/02/17 10:35:08] Bart [277/400] has challenged Doody [213/843] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:20:17 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/02/17 13:35:29] Bot [145/522] has challenged Bart [306/400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:18:03 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/02/17 16:35:48] Bart [19/400] has challenged Shmegma [155/730] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:15:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/02/17 19:48:01] Anky, squirtingbuffalo, and Doody [532/1762] have team battled Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma [1600/2127] and lost! 0 days, 06:01:30 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/17 20:17:10] Bart caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:33:12 towards level 53.
[04/02/17 23:36:32] squirtingbuffalo [311/468] has challenged Bart [298/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:58:53 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/03/17 03:36:59] Bart [222/400] has challenged dick [815/1109] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:18:07 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/03/17 05:56:47] Bart [144/400] has cum upon Wordy [731/997] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:59:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/03/17 06:37:18] Bart [204/400] has challenged Shmegma [345/730] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:35:07 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/03/17 07:37:25] Anky [95/451] has challenged Bart [41/400] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:24:22 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/03/17 10:37:44] Wordy [375/997] has challenged Bart [213/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:00:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/03/17 11:37:50] Bart [112/400] has challenged Doody [133/843] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:45:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/03/17 12:37:57] Wordy [72/997] has challenged Bart [3/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:03:20 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/03/17 20:17:49] Bart was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:41:57 towards level 53.
[04/03/17 20:38:48] Bart [172/400] has challenged Anky [283/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:08:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/04/17 07:28:23] Bart discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:59:01 towards level 53.
[04/04/17 08:40:06] Bart [267/400] has challenged Wordy [244/997] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:40:19 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/04/17 10:40:19] Shmegma [262/730] has challenged Bart [198/400] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:24:10 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/04/17 12:40:32] Anky [446/451] has challenged Bart [277/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:42:53 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/04/17 13:40:39] Shmegma [447/730] has challenged Bart [229/400] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:14:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/04/17 19:41:17] Bart [328/400] has challenged Anky [329/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:06:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/05/17 00:41:51] Shmegma [593/730] has challenged Bart [178/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:40:51 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/05/17 04:42:17] Bart [66/400] has challenged Shmegma [45/730] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:40:04 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/05/17 06:17:32] Wordy [278/997] has challenged Bart [275/400] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:39:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/05/17 07:42:35] Bot [212/566] has challenged Bart [239/400] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:00:04 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/05/17 10:40:33] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/05/17 11:43:02] Shmegma [431/730] has challenged Bart [248/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:43:13 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/05/17 14:43:20] Bot [348/566] has challenged Bart [161/400] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:15:11 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/05/17 14:55:15] Bart hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:17:53 towards level 53.
[04/05/17 15:43:26] Bart [130/400] has challenged dick [236/1109] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:04:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/05/17 16:43:32] Bart [317/400] has challenged dick [593/1109] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:16:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/05/17 17:43:39] Anky [146/451] has challenged Bart [85/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:50:10 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/05/17 18:43:45] Bart [52/400] has challenged dick [214/1109] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:24:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/06/17 06:45:01] Bart [231/400] has challenged Bot [38/566] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:53:35 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/06/17 07:45:07] Bart [93/400] has challenged Anky [86/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:34:33 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/06/17 08:45:13] Shmegma [542/730] has challenged Bart [44/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:53:28 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/06/17 15:45:57] Bart [7/400] has challenged Anky [57/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/06/17 16:46:03] Bart [179/400] has challenged Anky [276/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:37:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/06/17 18:46:15] Anky [95/451] has challenged Bart [334/400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:50:54 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/06/17 20:46:27] Anky [75/451] has challenged Bart [53/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:22:27 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/06/17 22:46:39] Shmegma [530/730] has challenged Bart [240/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:51 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/06/17 23:46:47] Bart [208/400] has challenged Shmegma [148/730] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:29:32 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/07/17 08:47:44] Bart [81/400] has challenged Wordy [1024/1027] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/07/17 12:39:53] Bart got kicked right in the snatch. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:42:18 from level 53.
[04/07/17 16:48:36] Bot [16/566] has challenged Bart [209/400] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:26:51 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/07/17 18:48:48] Bart [28/400] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [293/468] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/07/17 20:52:53] squirtingbuffalo [189/468] has challenged Bart [171/400] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:11:38 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/07/17 21:49:09] Shmegma [45/730] has challenged Bart [64/400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/07/17 22:04:55] Bart was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:59 towards level 53.
[04/07/17 22:13:15] Anky [264/451] has cum upon Bart [158/400] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 01:18:36 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/08/17 00:49:27] Bart [299/400] has challenged Doody [759/833] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/08/17 03:39:54] Bart [310/414] has challenged Wordy [117/1027] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:50:54 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/08/17 04:49:53] Bart [178/414] has challenged Wordy [346/1027] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:48:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/08/17 04:52:05] Anky [84/451] has cum upon Bart [374/414] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:08:54 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/09/17 13:42:19] Wordy [531/1027] has challenged Bart [283/414] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:44:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/09/17 15:42:32] Bart [253/414] has challenged Bot [308/566] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:18:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/09/17 19:42:56] Bart [181/414] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [186/464] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:24:50 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/09/17 23:43:22] squirtingbuffalo [383/464] has challenged Bart [64/414] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:46:51 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/10/17 03:29:13] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/10/17 03:43:47] Bot [261/566] has challenged Bart [165/417] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:16:06 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/10/17 11:44:37] squirtingbuffalo [462/464] has challenged Bart [260/417] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:58:18 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/10/17 12:44:43] Bart [153/417] has challenged Doody [212/833] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:55:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/10/17 13:44:49] Shmegma [40/732] has challenged Bart [189/417] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:27:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/10/17 14:44:56] Wordy [11/1029] has challenged Bart [323/417] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:08:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/10/17 17:34:25] Anky, Bot, and Bart [1204/1434] have team battled Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Shmegma [2183/2225] and lost! 0 days, 03:42:00 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/17 22:45:46] Doody [221/833] has challenged Bart [350/417] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:50:32 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/10/17 23:45:52] Bart [239/417] has challenged Doody [79/833] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:36:04 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/11/17 01:46:06] Bart [65/417] has challenged Anky [270/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:38:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/11/17 05:42:21] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/11/17 05:46:30] Bart [203/417] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [280/464] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:06:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/11/17 12:01:36] Doody [393/833] has challenged Bart [409/417] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:29:20 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/11/17 18:47:52] Bot [165/604] has challenged Bart [254/417] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:09:57 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/11/17 22:48:15] Shmegma [174/732] has challenged Bart [404/417] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:24:43 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/12/17 05:49:01] Bart [175/417] has challenged Bot [310/604] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:58:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/12/17 08:49:20] Bart [325/417] has challenged Shmegma [162/732] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:32:57 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/12/17 11:49:39] Bart [156/417] has challenged Doody [326/833] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:14:47 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/12/17 12:49:45] Bart [270/417] has challenged Wordy [319/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:27:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/12/17 13:49:51] Anky [244/451] has challenged Bart [106/417] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:49:48 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/12/17 14:49:57] Bart [210/417] has challenged Bot [381/604] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:42:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/13/17 00:03:49] Anky [428/451] has challenged Bart [306/417] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:42:24 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/13/17 05:04:20] Anky [32/451] has challenged Bart [40/417] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:13:55 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/13/17 11:04:59] Bart [397/417] has challenged Wordy [458/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:59:41 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/13/17 15:05:22] Bart [256/417] has challenged Doody [752/833] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:11:38 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/14/17 01:06:26] Bot [156/604] has challenged Bart [284/417] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:39:53 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/14/17 02:09:30] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/14/17 06:06:59] squirtingbuffalo [417/464] has challenged Bart [53/417] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:26:25 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/14/17 08:17:42] squirtingbuffalo [180/464] has challenged Bart [226/417] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:01:52 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/14/17 12:18:06] Bart [224/417] has challenged Anky [124/451] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:05:25 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/14/17 14:18:18] Shmegma [327/732] has challenged Bart [150/417] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:22:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/14/17 17:18:36] Anky [375/451] has challenged Bart [89/417] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:41:24 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/14/17 18:18:43] Bart [373/417] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [194/464] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:35:47 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/15/17 01:19:27] squirtingbuffalo [102/464] has challenged Bart [346/417] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:50:43 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/15/17 02:19:34] Bart [303/417] has challenged dick [570/1145] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:27:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/15/17 06:19:59] Bart [126/417] has challenged Anky [314/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:38:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/15/17 07:20:06] Bart [55/417] has challenged dick [1096/1145] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:16:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/15/17 08:20:12] Doody [582/833] has challenged Bart [34/417] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:02:25 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/15/17 08:20:12] Doody has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 1 day, 11:53:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/15/17 09:20:18] Bart [27/417] has challenged Anky [236/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:16:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/15/17 11:20:30] Bot [146/604] has challenged Bart [79/417] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:59:36 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/15/17 15:20:56] Bart [150/417] has challenged Anky [304/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:00:50 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/15/17 16:21:01] Bot [11/604] has challenged Bart [17/417] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:06:31 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/15/17 18:21:14] Doody [704/833] has challenged Bart [328/417] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:52:22 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/15/17 19:21:20] Shmegma [593/732] has challenged Bart [332/417] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:08:54 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/16/17 15:09:25] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 6 days, 19:21:31 toward level 54.
[04/16/17 22:24:08] Shmegma [403/732] has challenged Bart [202/417] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:23:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/16/17 22:24:08] Shmegma has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:30:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/17/17 04:24:45] Bart [50/417] has challenged dick [568/1145] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:39:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/17/17 05:24:51] Bart [127/417] has challenged Anky [3/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:02:36 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/17/17 06:24:57] Anky [93/451] has challenged Bart [85/417] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:02:49 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/17/17 07:25:04] Bart [302/417] has challenged Doody [502/833] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:04 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/17/17 09:25:17] Bart [217/417] has challenged Bot [90/604] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:22:53 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/17/17 13:25:40] Anky [189/451] has challenged Bart [243/417] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:14:00 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/17/17 15:25:52] Shmegma [24/732] has challenged Bart [305/417] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:02:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/17/17 21:26:30] Bart [70/417] has challenged Bot [200/604] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:39:56 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/18/17 04:27:12] Bart [370/417] has challenged dick [774/1145] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:53:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/18/17 06:27:25] Shmegma [618/732] has challenged Bart [155/417] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:06:54 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/18/17 06:27:25] In the lemon party, Bart dropped her level 51 shield! Shmegma picks it up, tossing her old level 37 shield to Bart.
[04/18/17 09:27:43] Bart [44/403] has challenged Shmegma [380/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:08:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/18/17 10:27:49] Bart [285/403] has challenged Shmegma [368/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/18/17 11:13:23] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/18/17 13:28:07] squirtingbuffalo [393/464] has challenged Bart [204/403] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:27:16 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/18/17 14:28:14] Anky [24/451] has challenged Bart [90/403] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:05 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/18/17 15:28:20] Bart [169/403] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [462/464] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:47 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/18/17 18:28:41] Anky [83/451] has challenged Bart [149/403] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:22:31 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/19/17 00:29:18] Bot [433/604] has challenged Bart [350/403] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:14:05 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/19/17 05:32:55] Bart was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:34:22 from level 54.
[04/19/17 06:29:55] Bart [150/403] has challenged Doody [559/833] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/19/17 09:30:13] Bart [237/403] has challenged Shmegma [673/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/19/17 11:30:24] Bart [245/403] has challenged Doody [142/833] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:45:45 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/19/17 13:30:36] Bart [110/403] has challenged Anky [169/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/19/17 16:30:56] Bart [395/403] has challenged Bot [498/604] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/19/17 18:31:09] Anky [183/451] has challenged Bart [141/403] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:31:08 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/19/17 19:31:14] squirtingbuffalo [278/464] has challenged Bart [14/403] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:07:51 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/19/17 20:31:20] Anky [353/451] has challenged Bart [326/403] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:32:28 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/19/17 21:03:53] Bart [186/407] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [459/464] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:20:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/20/17 05:32:12] Bart [256/407] has challenged Bot [419/604] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:52:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/20/17 08:32:31] Anky [27/451] has challenged Bart [326/407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:37:25 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/20/17 14:23:33] Bart stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:36:18 towards level 55.
[04/20/17 15:33:14] Bart [194/407] has challenged Shmegma [305/746] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:51:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/20/17 19:33:38] Bart [24/407] has challenged Anky [245/451] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:53:32 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/20/17 20:33:44] Bart [98/407] has challenged dick [289/1145] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:30:16 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/20/17 21:33:51] Bot [318/604] has challenged Bart [383/407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:07:29 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/20/17 22:33:58] Bart [21/407] has challenged Doody [749/833] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:05:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/20/17 22:52:45] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/20/17 22:52:48] Shmegma [77/746] has cum upon Bart [85/407] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:12:33 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/20/17 23:34:04] Bart [173/407] has challenged Bot [477/604] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:55:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/21/17 01:34:17] Bot [353/604] has challenged Bart [92/407] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:17:54 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/21/17 04:34:36] Bot [279/604] has challenged Bart [203/407] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:06:49 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/21/17 06:34:47] Shmegma [233/746] has challenged Bart [218/407] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:26:17 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/21/17 09:35:06] Bart [249/407] has challenged Anky [149/451] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:43:24 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/21/17 10:35:12] Bart [277/407] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [58/464] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:25:19 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/21/17 13:35:30] Shmegma [444/746] has challenged Bart [334/407] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:25:46 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/21/17 14:35:36] Bart [21/407] has challenged Shmegma [193/746] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:18:14 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/21/17 17:35:44] Shmegma [217/746] has cum upon Bart [234/407] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:43:54 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/21/17 23:36:32] squirtingbuffalo [413/464] has challenged Bart [169/407] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:25:26 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/22/17 02:36:51] Bart [286/407] has challenged Anky [78/451] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:15:42 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/22/17 05:37:10] Bart [292/407] has challenged Bot [310/606] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:51:55 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/22/17 10:37:42] Bart [87/407] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [347/464] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:51:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/22/17 13:38:01] Bart [133/407] has challenged Bot [266/606] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:09:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/22/17 14:38:07] Bot [251/606] has challenged Bart [180/407] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:35:14 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/22/17 16:38:20] Bart [307/407] has challenged Bot [221/606] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:08:41 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/22/17 21:38:50] Bot [589/606] has challenged Bart [8/407] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:17:34 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/23/17 05:39:38] Bart [124/407] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [54/464] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:20:29 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/23/17 05:39:38] In the lemon party, squirtingbuffalo dropped her level 85 tunic! Bart picks it up, tossing her old level 41 tunic to squirtingbuffalo.
[04/23/17 07:39:50] Bart [132/451] has challenged dick [355/1145] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:34:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/23/17 08:39:57] Bart [410/451] has challenged Doody [594/833] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:34:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/23/17 11:05:24] Bot, Doody, and squirtingbuffalo [104/1859] have team battled Anky, Shmegma, and Bart [992/1648] and lost! 0 days, 15:06:12 is added to their clocks.
[04/23/17 16:40:47] Shmegma [300/746] has challenged Bart [4/451] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:28:36 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/23/17 17:00:19] Bart was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:58:20 towards level 55.
[04/23/17 18:40:59] Bart [36/451] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [272/420] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:20:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/23/17 22:12:31] Doody, Bart, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/23/17 23:41:33] Bart [22/451] has challenged dick [350/1145] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:16:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/24/17 00:41:39] Bart [416/451] has challenged Shmegma [69/746] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:51:10 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/24/17 03:41:57] Bart [344/451] has challenged Anky [209/451] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:09:45 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/24/17 18:39:07] Bart stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:07:31 towards level 55.
[04/24/17 20:01:48] Doody, Bart, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/24/17 20:43:44] Bart [405/451] has challenged Bot [264/606] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:20:02 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/25/17 03:44:28] Bart [316/451] has challenged dick [791/1145] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:33:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/25/17 05:44:41] Anky [95/451] has challenged Bart [248/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:08:49 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/25/17 06:44:47] Bart [127/451] has challenged Bot [82/606] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:50:36 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/25/17 13:19:37] Bart was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:21:07 from level 55.
[04/25/17 13:45:28] Bart [233/451] has challenged Shmegma [615/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:43:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/25/17 14:45:34] Bart [87/451] has challenged Doody [609/830] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:16:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/25/17 16:18:20] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/25/17 16:18:23] Bart [173/451] has cum upon Doody [588/830] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:36:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/25/17 17:24:15] Doody [459/830] has challenged Bart [276/451] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:40:26 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/25/17 23:46:32] Bart [110/451] has challenged Doody [367/830] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:21:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/26/17 00:29:19] Bart got kicked right in the snatch. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:54:09 from level 55.
[04/26/17 03:46:59] Bart [247/451] has challenged dick [1027/1145] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:13:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/26/17 09:47:37] Bart [416/451] has challenged Doody [343/830] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:53:58 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/26/17 15:48:15] Bart [55/451] has challenged dick [128/1145] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:33:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/26/17 20:47:13] Bart had a hot threesome! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:47:57 towards level 55.
[04/27/17 01:49:20] Anky [370/451] has challenged Bart [354/451] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:51:00 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/27/17 09:50:09] squirtingbuffalo [43/396] has challenged Bart [107/451] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:11:21 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/27/17 12:58:47] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/27/17 15:17:14] squirtingbuffalo [341/396] has cum upon Bart [168/451] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 11:40:08 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/27/17 21:51:26] Bart [304/451] has challenged Wordy [346/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:04:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/28/17 03:09:17] Shmegma [736/770] has cum upon Bart [280/451] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 08:16:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/28/17 03:52:04] Bart [356/451] has challenged Bot [459/606] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/28/17 06:52:23] Doody [515/830] has challenged Bart [254/451] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:13:02 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/28/17 10:52:48] Doody [457/830] has challenged Bart [354/451] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:47:06 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/28/17 12:53:00] Shmegma [105/770] has challenged Bart [209/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:26:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/28/17 16:02:46] squirtingbuffalo [25/396] has cum upon Bart [428/451] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:26:22 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/28/17 17:53:31] Doody [463/830] has challenged Bart [324/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:20:43 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/28/17 18:53:37] Doody [10/830] has challenged Bart [247/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:23:52 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/28/17 19:42:25] Bart discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:03:40 towards level 55.
[04/28/17 23:54:07] Doody [809/830] has challenged Bart [283/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:11:51 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/28/17 23:54:07] Doody has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:40:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/29/17 03:54:32] Wordy [410/1029] has challenged Bart [258/451] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:14:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/29/17 07:54:57] Bart [291/451] has challenged Shmegma [284/770] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:17:06 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/29/17 09:55:10] Bot [292/606] has challenged Bart [448/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:56 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/29/17 13:28:10] Bart got the clap. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:44:22 from level 55.
[04/29/17 14:20:16] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/29/17 15:55:48] Bart [292/451] has challenged Bot [465/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/29/17 16:55:53] Bart [361/451] has challenged Doody [651/830] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/29/17 17:56:00] Anky [18/451] has challenged Bart [355/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:07:03 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/29/17 20:20:57] Bart [71/451] has challenged Bot [112/621] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/30/17 01:56:51] Doody [818/830] has challenged Bart [210/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:39:30 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/30/17 02:56:58] Bart [321/451] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [294/396] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:30:14 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/30/17 03:57:04] Bot [310/621] has challenged Bart [331/451] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:53:25 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/30/17 08:57:36] Bart [129/451] has challenged dick [802/1145] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:09:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/30/17 09:57:41] Doody [373/830] has challenged Bart [75/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:52:51 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/30/17 10:57:47] Shmegma [18/770] has challenged Bart [411/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:53:38 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/30/17 11:39:33] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/30/17 11:57:53] Bot [411/621] has challenged Bart [214/451] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:13:07 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/30/17 17:58:30] Bart [143/451] has challenged Shmegma [385/770] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:24:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/30/17 18:58:36] Bart [450/451] has challenged Shmegma [475/770] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:05:08 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/30/17 22:59:03] Bart [219/451] has challenged Anky [301/451] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:43:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/01/17 02:59:27] Bart [342/451] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [89/396] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:31:56 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/01/17 02:59:27] In the lemon party, squirtingbuffalo dropped her level 55 amulet! Bart picks it up, tossing her old level 35 amulet to squirtingbuffalo.
[05/01/17 03:59:34] Wordy [688/1029] has challenged Bart [114/471] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:17:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/01/17 07:59:58] Bart [94/475] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [159/376] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:13:35 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/01/17 09:23:53] Doody, Shmegma, and Bot [1905/2221] have team battled Bart, squirtingbuffalo, and Anky [542/1302] and won! 7 days, 12:30:09 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/17 11:00:14] Wordy [1010/1029] has challenged Bart [12/475] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:11:51 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/01/17 18:00:56] Wordy [1005/1029] has challenged Bart [451/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:13:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/01/17 18:00:56] Wordy has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 4 days, 14:10:47 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/01/17 23:01:27] Bart [295/475] has challenged Anky [289/451] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:47:23 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/02/17 00:01:33] Wordy [681/1029] has challenged Bart [72/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:48:05 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/02/17 03:01:53] Bart [89/475] has challenged Wordy [119/1029] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:52:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/02/17 12:02:48] Wordy [310/1029] has challenged Bart [186/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:47:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/02/17 15:40:49] Anky, Bart, and Shmegma [799/1696] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Bot, and Doody [1275/1831] and lost! 1 day, 04:26:11 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/17 16:03:12] Bart [188/475] has challenged dick [772/1145] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:22:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/02/17 17:03:18] Bart [191/475] has challenged Bot [150/625] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:07:48 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/02/17 21:18:05] Bart discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:14:36 towards level 56.
[05/03/17 03:04:21] Anky [255/451] has challenged Bart [201/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:21:39 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/03/17 06:04:39] Wordy [235/1029] has challenged Bart [53/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:00:52 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/03/17 07:04:46] Bart [278/475] has challenged Bot [186/625] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:32:04 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/03/17 10:54:07] Bart, squirtingbuffalo, and Anky [331/1302] have team battled Wordy, Bot, and Doody [956/2484] and lost! 0 days, 23:47:07 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/17 14:18:29] Anky [286/451] has cum upon Bart [242/475] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 16:49:07 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/03/17 14:18:41] Anky [213/451] has cum upon Bart [14/475] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 14:37:54 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/03/17 15:05:37] Bart [397/475] has challenged Anky [178/451] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:59:15 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/03/17 16:05:43] Bart [143/475] has challenged dick [1016/1145] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:17:32 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/03/17 20:06:07] Doody [765/830] has challenged Bart [5/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:56:55 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/04/17 04:06:58] Doody [795/830] has challenged Bart [462/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:03:50 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/04/17 05:00:22] Doody, Bart, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/04/17 05:01:04] Bot [299/625] has cum upon Bart [387/475] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:46:35 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/04/17 06:07:12] Wordy [103/1029] has challenged Bart [454/475] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:58:51 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/04/17 18:08:28] Bart [78/475] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [326/376] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:48:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/04/17 20:08:43] Wordy [940/1029] has challenged Bart [16/475] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:20:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/04/17 23:09:02] Bart [209/475] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [268/376] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:04:16 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/05/17 00:09:08] Bart [162/475] has challenged dick [131/1145] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:23:31 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/05/17 01:09:15] squirtingbuffalo [109/376] has challenged Bart [18/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:07:00 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/05/17 07:09:55] Bart [67/475] has challenged Doody [567/860] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:26:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/05/17 08:10:03] Bot [506/625] has challenged Bart [199/475] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:24:13 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/05/17 14:10:40] Bart [275/475] has challenged Doody [347/860] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:21:32 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/05/17 17:11:00] Bart [171/475] has challenged Shmegma [576/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:40:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/05/17 19:11:12] Bart [201/475] has challenged Anky [262/421] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:09:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/05/17 21:29:13] Doody [122/860] has challenged Bart [19/475] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:41:15 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/06/17 00:30:26] Bart discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:30:27 towards level 56.
[05/06/17 01:11:48] Bart [286/475] has challenged Bot [434/625] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:34:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/06/17 02:52:31] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/06/17 02:52:49] Bot [606/625] has cum upon Bart [172/475] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 20:13:03 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/06/17 03:12:00] Bot [230/625] has challenged Bart [275/475] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:26:55 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/06/17 05:12:12] Bart [121/475] has challenged dick [317/1145] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:28:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/06/17 07:12:25] Anky [97/421] has challenged Bart [2/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:28:27 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/06/17 09:12:38] Bot [184/625] has challenged Bart [125/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:59:41 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/06/17 14:13:08] Shmegma [396/770] has challenged Bart [318/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:22:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/06/17 16:13:20] Bot [263/625] has challenged Bart [465/475] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:14:12 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/06/17 17:13:27] Bart [136/475] has challenged Wordy [966/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:56:35 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/06/17 19:13:39] Shmegma [742/770] has challenged Bart [445/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:45:32 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/06/17 20:13:46] Bot [180/625] has challenged Bart [133/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:51:30 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/06/17 21:13:51] Anky [41/421] has challenged Bart [19/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:51:22 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/06/17 22:13:58] Bot [25/625] has challenged Bart [56/475] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:31:28 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/07/17 00:47:37] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/07/17 01:14:15] Bot [28/625] has challenged Bart [183/475] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:13:36 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/07/17 02:14:22] Anky [38/421] has challenged Bart [60/475] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:55 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/07/17 03:13:37] Wordy, Doody, and Anky [1972/2317] have team battled Bot, Bart, and Shmegma [422/1870] and won! 0 days, 01:59:21 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/17 09:15:05] Wordy [39/1036] has challenged Bart [274/475] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:51:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/07/17 09:47:26] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 3 days, 09:49:47 toward level 56.
[05/07/17 10:15:11] Bart [124/475] has challenged Wordy [608/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:46:35 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/07/17 13:15:28] Bart [270/475] has challenged Shmegma [597/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:04:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/07/17 15:52:20] Anky [202/421] has cum upon Bart [440/475] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:06:47 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/07/17 20:16:13] Bart [228/475] has challenged dick [514/1153] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:51:16 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/07/17 22:16:25] Bot [530/625] has challenged Bart [286/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:47:23 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/08/17 02:22:52] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 1 day, 19:49:06 toward level 56.
[05/08/17 03:16:57] Shmegma [407/770] has challenged Bart [284/475] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:38:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/08/17 04:06:56] Shmegma, Wordy, and Doody [1076/2666] have team battled Bart, Bot, and Anky [1499/1521] and lost! 1 day, 08:12:19 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/17 04:17:03] Bart [275/475] has challenged Wordy [683/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/08/17 05:17:09] Bart [258/475] has challenged Wordy [888/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:51:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/08/17 06:17:16] Doody [508/860] has challenged Bart [388/475] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:30:23 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/08/17 15:18:14] Wordy [96/1036] has challenged Bart [53/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:16:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/08/17 16:18:20] Bart [319/475] has challenged Bot [138/625] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:44:48 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/08/17 18:08:23] Bart, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/08/17 20:18:46] Bart [214/475] has challenged Doody [710/860] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:50:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/08/17 21:18:53] Bart [11/475] has challenged Doody [258/860] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:54:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/08/17 22:18:59] Bart [166/475] has challenged dick [748/1153] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:56 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/09/17 00:42:39] Bot [119/625] has challenged Bart [70/475] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:41:15 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/09/17 05:19:43] Shmegma [558/770] has challenged Bart [14/475] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:56:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/09/17 08:20:02] Wordy [965/1036] has challenged Bart [454/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:24:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/09/17 09:59:36] Bart had a hot threesome! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:23 towards level 56.
[05/09/17 10:20:14] squirtingbuffalo [196/376] has challenged Bart [432/475] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:15:30 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/09/17 17:20:58] Bart [13/475] has challenged Shmegma [271/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:41 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/10/17 00:21:44] Bart [203/475] has challenged Doody [55/860] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:49:39 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/10/17 05:03:03] Bart [297/513] has challenged Shmegma [609/770] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/10/17 07:22:30] Bart [362/513] has challenged Shmegma [723/770] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:25:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/10/17 07:23:03] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/10/17 08:22:36] Shmegma [93/770] has challenged Bart [129/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:27:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/10/17 13:23:09] Bart [262/513] has challenged dick [1071/1153] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:26:04 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/10/17 15:23:21] Bot [13/625] has challenged Bart [134/513] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:50:41 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/10/17 21:23:58] Doody [640/860] has challenged Bart [143/513] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:19:25 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/11/17 00:24:15] Wordy [413/1036] has challenged Bart [282/513] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:46:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/11/17 02:24:27] Bart [76/513] has challenged Anky [222/409] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:46:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/11/17 02:30:31] Bot [462/625] has cum upon Bart [499/513] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:00:09 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/11/17 04:24:39] Bot [275/625] has challenged Bart [397/513] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:53:26 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/11/17 09:25:11] Doody [325/860] has challenged Bart [420/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:43:54 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/11/17 10:25:17] Shmegma [453/770] has challenged Bart [507/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:33:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/11/17 13:25:34] Anky [151/409] has challenged Bart [133/513] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:48:53 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/11/17 16:25:52] Anky [136/409] has challenged Bart [219/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:59:18 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/11/17 17:09:24] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Anky have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/11/17 17:25:59] Bart [177/513] has challenged Anky [183/409] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:01:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/12/17 03:27:00] Bart [176/513] has challenged dick [33/1153] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:46:29 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/12/17 05:27:12] Doody [60/860] has challenged Bart [482/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:28:10 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/12/17 07:27:24] Wordy [818/1036] has challenged Bart [146/513] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:52:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/12/17 08:27:30] Bart [32/513] has challenged Doody [545/860] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:24:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/12/17 10:27:42] Doody [437/860] has challenged Bart [490/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:57:01 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/12/17 12:27:56] Anky [37/409] has challenged Bart [183/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:30:08 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/12/17 23:29:05] Bart [473/513] has challenged dick [336/1199] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:53:39 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/13/17 00:29:12] Bart [470/513] has challenged Shmegma [259/770] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:47:10 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/13/17 05:29:43] Bart [299/513] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [394/404] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:58:56 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/13/17 06:46:30] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/13/17 06:46:36] Shmegma [231/770] has cum upon Bart [39/513] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 04:40:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/13/17 08:30:01] squirtingbuffalo [176/404] has challenged Bart [128/513] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:36:28 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/13/17 10:30:14] Bart [391/513] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [365/404] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:20:19 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/13/17 10:30:14] In the lemon party, squirtingbuffalo dropped her level 42 helm! Bart picks it up, tossing her old level 40 helm to squirtingbuffalo.
[05/13/17 11:30:19] Bart [305/515] has challenged Shmegma [599/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:18:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/13/17 14:30:39] Bart [36/515] has challenged Doody [179/860] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:22:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/14/17 00:31:42] Bart [271/515] has challenged Wordy [73/1078] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:39:58 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/14/17 01:31:48] Bart [90/515] has challenged Bot [254/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:10:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/14/17 02:31:55] Bart [10/515] has challenged Wordy [353/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:21:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/14/17 07:32:26] Bart [290/515] has challenged Shmegma [397/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:23:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/14/17 10:32:45] Bart [431/515] has challenged Shmegma [467/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:51:03 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/14/17 11:32:51] Bart [160/515] has challenged Bot [101/627] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:43:45 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/14/17 16:33:21] Shmegma [220/770] has challenged Bart [0/515] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:15:44 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/14/17 18:33:33] squirtingbuffalo [310/402] has challenged Bart [13/515] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:33:23 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/14/17 22:33:58] Bart [64/515] has challenged dick [106/1199] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:16:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/15/17 10:35:15] Bart [350/515] has challenged Wordy [573/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:59:35 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/15/17 11:45:58] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/15/17 17:45:38] squirtingbuffalo, Anky, and Bart [52/1329] have team battled Wordy, Doody, and Bot [884/2806] and lost! 1 day, 09:07:43 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/17 20:36:16] Bart [4/515] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [174/402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:40:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/16/17 00:36:40] Wordy [414/1078] has challenged Bart [244/515] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:00:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/16/17 01:36:46] Doody [217/1101] has challenged Bart [431/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:17 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/16/17 07:16:53] Bart had a hot threesome! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:17:17 towards level 57.
[05/16/17 08:37:31] Doody [261/1101] has challenged Bart [162/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:54:35 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/16/17 08:37:31] Doody has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 1 day, 20:53:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/16/17 14:38:07] Doody [69/1101] has challenged Bart [322/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:24 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/16/17 23:39:05] Bart [343/515] has challenged Wordy [217/1078] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:45:17 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/17/17 00:39:11] Bart [344/515] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [170/402] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:38:18 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/17/17 01:39:17] Doody [565/1101] has challenged Bart [34/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:49:40 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/17/17 03:39:29] Bart [176/515] has challenged Shmegma [447/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:27:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/17/17 05:39:41] Bot [295/627] has challenged Bart [485/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:05:08 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/17/17 07:10:06] Bart found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:00:37 towards level 57.
[05/17/17 16:40:52] Bart [11/515] has challenged Shmegma [132/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:30:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/17/17 17:40:58] squirtingbuffalo [269/402] has challenged Bart [367/515] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:07:42 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/17/17 18:44:56] Bart, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot [741/1544] have team battled Doody, Shmegma, and Anky [492/2054] and won! 1 day, 08:17:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/17 20:41:16] Bart [72/515] has challenged Doody [23/1113] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:05:18 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/18/17 00:41:42] Bart [366/515] has challenged Bot [600/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:19:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/18/17 02:41:53] squirtingbuffalo [113/402] has challenged Bart [259/515] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:38:37 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/18/17 06:42:19] Bart [262/515] has challenged Doody [756/1113] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:31:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/18/17 08:42:31] Bart [361/515] has challenged Anky [143/412] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:49:10 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/18/17 11:42:50] Bart [210/515] has challenged Wordy [969/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:28:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/18/17 12:42:56] Bart [45/515] has challenged dick [508/1199] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:09:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/18/17 17:06:31] Shmegma, Bart, and Anky [342/1456] have team battled Doody, Bot, and squirtingbuffalo [813/2142] and lost! 0 days, 21:29:00 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/17 22:44:00] Shmegma [70/529] has challenged Bart [414/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:41:24 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/19/17 01:44:20] Bart [396/515] has challenged Doody [458/1113] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:37:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/19/17 03:44:32] Bart [391/515] has challenged Anky [294/412] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:54:16 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/19/17 06:44:51] Bart [92/515] has challenged Doody [168/1113] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:33:30 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/19/17 07:44:56] Bart [144/515] has challenged Doody [375/1113] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:09:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/19/17 09:45:09] Anky [399/412] has challenged Bart [485/515] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:36:58 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/19/17 10:44:28] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/19/17 11:41:28] Bart [98/515] has cum upon Doody [840/1113] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:09:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/19/17 12:11:28] Bot [192/627] has cum upon Bart [204/515] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:18:29 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/19/17 14:45:42] Bart [61/515] has challenged dick [7/1199] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:44:06 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/20/17 02:55:25] Anky [177/416] has cum upon Bart [376/515] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:04:47 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/20/17 04:04:32] Bart [491/515] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [336/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:38:56 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/20/17 06:04:45] Bart [449/515] has challenged Doody [738/1113] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:05:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/20/17 07:04:51] Anky [276/416] has challenged Bart [459/515] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:12:52 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/20/17 09:05:06] Bart [409/515] has challenged Shmegma [472/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:56 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/20/17 11:12:07] Bart bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:01:37 towards level 57.
[05/20/17 12:05:25] Bot [425/627] has challenged Bart [203/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:25:46 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/20/17 16:05:49] Bart [436/515] has challenged Doody [114/1113] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:34:50 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/20/17 17:05:55] Bart [385/515] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [330/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:04:49 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/20/17 18:06:03] Bart [115/515] has challenged Bot [335/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/20/17 19:06:09] Bart [327/515] has challenged Anky [31/416] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:25:36 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/20/17 23:06:33] Bart [349/515] has challenged dick [315/1199] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:38:15 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/21/17 02:55:14] Bart slipped and dropped her charm in a dirty bog! Bart's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/21/17 08:07:31] Doody [191/1113] has challenged Bart [467/509] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:56:17 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/21/17 13:08:02] Bart [168/509] has challenged dick [470/1199] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/21/17 18:06:41] Bart [145/546] has challenged Anky [254/416] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:57:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/21/17 23:09:04] Bot [381/627] has challenged Bart [516/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:10:30 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/22/17 02:09:24] Bart [62/546] has challenged Wordy [866/1078] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:46:07 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/22/17 08:58:53] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/22/17 09:10:06] Bart [45/546] has challenged Wordy [962/1078] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:27:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/22/17 09:50:18] Shmegma [347/529] has cum upon Bart [160/546] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 00:34:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/22/17 10:10:14] Wordy [927/1078] has challenged Bart [57/546] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:33:44 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/22/17 10:10:14] Wordy has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 3 days, 02:20:19 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/22/17 16:10:53] Bart [320/546] has challenged dick [1129/1199] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:10:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/22/17 22:11:30] Doody [352/1113] has challenged Bart [441/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:07:06 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/22/17 23:11:37] Bart [202/546] has challenged Anky [321/416] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:52:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/23/17 02:11:56] Doody [789/1113] has challenged Bart [399/546] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:48:26 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/23/17 03:12:02] Bart [100/546] has challenged Anky [365/416] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:13:08 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/23/17 04:12:08] Wordy [166/1078] has challenged Bart [267/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:52:55 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/23/17 04:30:25] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Anky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/23/17 04:32:58] Bart [234/546] has cum upon Wordy [922/1078] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:21:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/23/17 07:12:27] Bart [424/546] has challenged dick [549/1199] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:44:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/23/17 11:12:52] Doody [928/1113] has challenged Bart [384/546] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:47:21 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/23/17 16:13:23] Anky [316/416] has challenged Bart [470/546] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:07:52 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/23/17 21:13:54] Bart [53/546] has challenged Wordy [215/1078] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:38:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/23/17 22:14:00] Anky [81/416] has challenged Bart [31/546] in combat and won! 15 days, 13:11:15 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/24/17 01:14:01] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/24/17 01:14:19] Bart [391/546] has challenged Shmegma [136/529] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:10:10 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/24/17 01:14:19] In the lemon party, Shmegma dropped her level 44 weapon! Bart picks it up, tossing her old level 31 weapon to Shmegma.
[05/24/17 04:14:38] Anky [70/416] has challenged Bart [59/559] in combat and won! 9 days, 23:58:10 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/24/17 06:14:50] Bart [130/559] has challenged Bot [473/627] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:13:50 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/24/17 07:14:58] Bart [494/559] has challenged Doody [720/1113] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:05:19 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/24/17 11:15:22] Bart [451/559] has challenged Doody [120/1113] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:54:14 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/24/17 17:46:06] Doody [954/1115] has challenged Bart [388/559] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:41:28 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/24/17 18:07:32] Bart discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:54:09 towards level 58.
[05/24/17 18:16:03] Bart [435/559] has challenged Bot [244/627] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:43:52 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/24/17 20:43:44] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/24/17 23:16:36] Anky [94/416] has challenged Bart [123/559] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:09:13 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/25/17 04:17:07] Doody [394/1115] has challenged Bart [222/559] in combat and won! 8 days, 14:05:09 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/25/17 05:17:13] Bart [274/559] has challenged Anky [407/416] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:57:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/25/17 08:17:31] Bart [147/559] has challenged dick [1163/1199] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:05:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/25/17 09:17:37] Bart [29/559] has challenged Doody [1084/1115] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:40:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/25/17 11:17:51] Bart [221/559] has challenged Doody [757/1115] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:03:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/25/17 13:18:02] Wordy [147/1078] has challenged Bart [162/559] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:18:29 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/26/17 09:20:05] Bart [476/559] has challenged dick [903/1199] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:34:04 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/26/17 17:52:37] Anky [124/416] has cum upon Bart [4/559] and taken them in the face! 5 days, 00:16:52 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/26/17 19:21:04] Bot [126/627] has challenged Bart [138/527] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:26:39 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/26/17 20:21:11] Bart [433/527] has challenged Doody [177/1115] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:32:03 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/26/17 22:21:24] Wordy [897/1078] has challenged Bart [140/527] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:06:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/26/17 23:21:31] Bart [202/527] has challenged Anky [159/448] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:54:59 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/27/17 00:21:37] Bart [176/527] has challenged Shmegma [82/516] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:45:48 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/27/17 01:21:43] Bart [217/527] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [96/402] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:34:51 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/27/17 02:21:49] Wordy [493/1078] has challenged Bart [474/527] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:53:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/27/17 07:22:20] Wordy [760/1078] has challenged Bart [204/527] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:42:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/27/17 08:22:25] Bart [367/527] has challenged Anky [320/448] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:46:40 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/27/17 09:22:31] Shmegma [258/516] has challenged Bart [314/527] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:36:46 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/27/17 12:24:36] Bot, Wordy, and squirtingbuffalo [206/2107] have team battled Doody, Anky, and Bart [1083/2090] and lost! 3 days, 01:23:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/17 16:23:17] Bot [507/627] has challenged Bart [506/527] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:47:07 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/27/17 18:23:29] Bart [124/527] has challenged Wordy [294/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:19:32 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/27/17 20:23:42] Shmegma [505/516] has challenged Bart [97/527] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:41:57 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/27/17 22:23:54] Bart [118/527] has challenged Bot [254/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:26:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/28/17 03:24:28] Bot [564/627] has challenged Bart [167/527] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:52:54 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/28/17 04:02:35] Bart got the clap. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:40:31 from level 58.
[05/28/17 08:44:22] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/28/17 17:25:54] Bart [209/527] has challenged dick [182/1199] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:07:02 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/28/17 18:26:01] Bart [439/527] has challenged Bot [619/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:09:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/28/17 19:26:07] Bart [70/527] has challenged Doody [214/1115] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:58:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/28/17 20:26:12] Bart [245/527] has challenged Shmegma [229/516] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:41:40 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/28/17 23:26:31] Doody [575/1115] has challenged Bart [98/527] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:16:45 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/29/17 01:26:44] Wordy [491/1078] has challenged Bart [73/527] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:18:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/29/17 02:26:51] Bart [456/527] has challenged dick [671/1199] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:53:19 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/29/17 04:00:57] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/29/17 04:01:03] Shmegma [144/516] has cum upon Bart [191/527] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:17:54 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/29/17 04:08:19] Bart [61/527] has cum upon Doody [87/1115] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:24:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/29/17 07:27:22] Bart [179/527] has challenged Doody [48/1115] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:31:03 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/29/17 09:27:35] Bart [305/527] has challenged Wordy [151/1078] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:39:19 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/29/17 09:44:28] Bart grew a third nipple! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:49:58 towards level 58.
[05/29/17 11:27:47] Shmegma [456/516] has challenged Bart [235/527] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:51:41 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/29/17 12:27:54] Shmegma [486/516] has challenged Bart [142/527] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:12:02 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/29/17 13:28:00] Bot [502/627] has challenged Bart [17/527] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:24:41 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/29/17 15:28:14] Wordy [54/1078] has challenged Bart [428/527] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:33:01 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/29/17 16:28:20] Doody [298/1115] has challenged Bart [504/527] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:51:07 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/29/17 18:28:33] Anky [178/442] has challenged Bart [364/527] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:33:52 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/29/17 20:28:46] Bart [345/527] has challenged Shmegma [14/516] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:56:02 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/29/17 22:28:58] Wordy [1002/1078] has challenged Bart [278/527] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:05:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/30/17 08:09:45] Wordy [773/1078] has challenged Bart [393/527] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:28:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/30/17 22:11:12] Bart [217/527] has challenged Doody [849/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:41:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/31/17 02:11:36] Bart [330/527] has challenged Doody [675/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/31/17 07:12:07] Bart [273/527] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [230/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:11:34 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/31/17 09:12:19] Bart [65/527] has challenged dick [801/1199] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:22:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/31/17 11:12:31] Doody [108/1149] has challenged Bart [172/527] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:41:08 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/31/17 12:12:38] Bart [56/527] has challenged Shmegma [429/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/31/17 13:12:45] Bart [113/527] has challenged dick [119/1199] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:25:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/31/17 17:13:09] Shmegma [69/516] has challenged Bart [140/527] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:40:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/31/17 19:13:22] Bot [287/627] has challenged Bart [516/527] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:54:06 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/31/17 19:41:58] Bart was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:24:59 towards level 58.
[05/31/17 22:13:41] Shmegma [110/516] has challenged Bart [131/527] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:24:54 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/31/17 23:13:46] Shmegma [297/516] has challenged Bart [17/527] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:32:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/01/17 02:14:05] Wordy [21/1078] has challenged Bart [70/527] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:35:07 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/01/17 03:14:11] Bart [214/527] has challenged dick [876/1199] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:01:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/01/17 10:14:56] Bot [137/627] has challenged Bart [216/527] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:12:25 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/01/17 14:15:21] squirtingbuffalo [236/402] has challenged Bart [512/527] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:54:15 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/01/17 16:15:32] Bart [523/527] has challenged Bot [423/627] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:21:34 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/01/17 22:16:10] squirtingbuffalo [121/402] has challenged Bart [51/527] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:03:26 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/02/17 02:16:34] Bart [283/527] has challenged Bot [525/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:16:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/02/17 02:27:37] Anky [7/442] has cum upon Bart [398/527] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:14:22 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/02/17 07:17:06] Bart [391/527] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [220/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:49:40 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/02/17 09:17:18] Bart [472/527] has challenged Wordy [649/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:16:38 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/02/17 12:38:50] Bart [246/679] has challenged dick [495/1199] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:17:15 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/02/17 13:17:42] Anky [374/442] has challenged Bart [551/679] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:23:38 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/02/17 16:18:01] Bot [3/627] has challenged Bart [442/679] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:21:13 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/02/17 20:18:25] Bart [616/679] has challenged Doody [878/1149] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:43:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/03/17 00:18:50] Bart [463/679] has challenged Bot [210/627] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:49:58 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/03/17 02:19:02] Bart [193/679] has challenged Shmegma [137/516] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:30:04 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/03/17 02:19:02] In the lemon party, Shmegma dropped her level 65 ring! Bart picks it up, tossing her old level 39 ring to Shmegma.
[06/03/17 05:17:21] Doody, Shmegma, and Bot [221/2266] have team battled Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bart [19/2185] and won! 0 days, 05:19:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/17 05:28:59] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/03/17 05:29:08] Bart [690/705] has cum upon Wordy [600/1078] and taken them in the face! 3 days, 19:17:07 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/03/17 06:19:28] squirtingbuffalo [126/402] has challenged Bart [274/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:54:49 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/03/17 08:19:41] squirtingbuffalo [305/402] has challenged Bart [524/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:42:23 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/03/17 10:19:54] Doody [974/1149] has challenged Bart [534/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:12:29 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/03/17 10:19:54] Doody has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 2 days, 08:55:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/03/17 14:20:19] Doody [1097/1149] has challenged Bart [98/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:11:53 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/03/17 17:20:36] Doody [695/1149] has challenged Bart [182/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:28:10 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/03/17 18:20:43] Shmegma [8/490] has challenged Bart [382/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:35:48 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/03/17 22:21:06] Wordy [381/1078] has challenged Bart [397/705] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:18:16 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/03/17 23:05:17] Bart was fucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:51:26 from level 59.
[06/04/17 02:15:16] Shmegma [51/490] has challenged Bart [205/705] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:52:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/04/17 02:21:31] Anky [16/442] has challenged Bart [373/705] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:07:25 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/04/17 03:21:37] Shmegma [411/490] has challenged Bart [205/705] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:43:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/04/17 03:35:42] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/04/17 13:22:39] Wordy [586/1078] has challenged Bart [579/705] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:22:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/04/17 18:23:11] Bart [457/705] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [388/402] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:21:04 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/04/17 23:23:40] Bart [622/705] has challenged Bot [578/627] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:05:38 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/05/17 00:23:47] Anky [179/442] has challenged Bart [176/705] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:20:34 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/05/17 05:24:18] Wordy [372/1078] has challenged Bart [393/705] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:27:56 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/05/17 06:24:25] Shmegma [483/490] has challenged Bart [398/705] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:56:58 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/05/17 09:24:45] squirtingbuffalo [209/402] has challenged Bart [485/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:29:02 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/05/17 13:25:09] Bot [392/627] has challenged Bart [627/705] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:57:28 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/05/17 19:25:46] Bart [517/705] has challenged Bot [236/627] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:15:39 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/05/17 20:25:52] Bot [102/627] has challenged Bart [499/705] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:51:04 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/05/17 23:26:12] Bot [172/627] has challenged Bart [305/705] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:16:43 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/06/17 01:26:24] Bart [694/705] has challenged Wordy [1027/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:46:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/06/17 04:26:45] Bart [246/705] has challenged Wordy [642/1078] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:33:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/06/17 04:43:28] Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Anky [183/1334] have team battled Bart, Wordy, and Doody [2414/2932] and lost! 1 day, 09:41:37 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/17 13:27:42] Bart [475/705] has challenged Shmegma [450/490] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:09:04 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/06/17 15:27:54] Bart [150/705] has challenged Shmegma [52/490] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:26:47 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/06/17 17:28:07] Shmegma [230/490] has challenged Bart [281/705] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:12:48 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/06/17 18:28:13] Doody [436/1149] has challenged Bart [427/705] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:36:23 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/07/17 00:28:51] Bart [395/705] has challenged Wordy [583/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:21:16 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/07/17 01:26:59] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/07/17 01:27:02] Shmegma [259/490] has cum upon Bart [334/705] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:46:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/07/17 01:28:56] Bart [204/705] has challenged Doody [60/1149] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:31:53 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/07/17 03:29:08] Bart [541/705] has challenged Bot [30/627] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:42:05 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/07/17 04:29:14] Anky [188/442] has challenged Bart [145/705] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:35:27 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/07/17 05:29:21] Bart [603/705] has challenged Bot [614/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:46:15 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/07/17 06:21:41] Bart stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:52:36 towards level 59.
[06/07/17 08:29:40] Doody [744/1149] has challenged Bart [498/705] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:29:27 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/07/17 10:29:53] Doody [972/1149] has challenged Bart [432/705] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:26:14 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/07/17 12:00:31] Anky [241/442] has cum upon Bart [124/705] and taken them in the face! 7 days, 10:43:01 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/07/17 13:30:10] Bot [324/627] has challenged Bart [37/705] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:21:37 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/07/17 16:30:28] Bart [247/705] has challenged Wordy [629/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:53:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/07/17 17:30:34] Shmegma [194/490] has challenged Bart [561/705] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:31:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/07/17 19:30:45] Bart [254/705] has challenged dick [304/1199] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:53:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/07/17 21:30:59] Bart [217/705] has challenged Shmegma [226/490] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:34:47 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/08/17 01:31:23] Bart [276/705] has challenged Wordy [180/1078] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:44:08 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/08/17 03:31:35] Bart [527/705] has challenged Anky [250/442] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:09:55 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/08/17 04:31:42] Wordy [115/1078] has challenged Bart [683/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:03:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/08/17 06:31:54] Bart [527/705] has challenged dick [733/1199] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:14:38 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/08/17 07:32:00] Bart [530/705] has challenged Anky [136/442] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:38:07 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/08/17 09:32:12] Bart [460/705] has challenged dick [1142/1199] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:24:15 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/08/17 15:32:51] Bart [137/705] has challenged Wordy [211/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:46:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/08/17 17:33:03] Doody [1078/1149] has challenged Bart [357/705] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:18:42 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/08/17 21:33:29] Anky [52/442] has challenged Bart [334/705] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:45:48 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/08/17 22:33:34] Doody [728/1149] has challenged Bart [380/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:27:54 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/08/17 23:33:42] Bart [122/705] has challenged Doody [141/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:50:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/09/17 04:34:11] Wordy [985/1078] has challenged Bart [483/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:43:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/09/17 09:34:40] Doody [491/1149] has challenged Bart [175/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:09:57 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/09/17 10:34:46] Bart [601/705] has challenged dick [311/1199] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:12:07 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/09/17 11:01:04] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/09/17 13:35:05] Bart [266/705] has challenged Wordy [381/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:55:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/09/17 15:50:23] Bart [148/705] has cum upon Wordy [926/1078] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:09:50 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/09/17 16:35:22] Bart [192/705] has challenged dick [1135/1199] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:10:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/09/17 17:35:28] Anky [36/442] has challenged Bart [33/705] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:45:00 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/09/17 20:35:47] Bart [240/705] has challenged Doody [888/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:45:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/09/17 21:35:54] Bot [270/627] has challenged Bart [493/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:54:24 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/10/17 04:36:36] Doody [26/1149] has challenged Bart [425/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:59:40 is added to Doody's clock.
[06/10/17 06:36:48] Wordy [795/1078] has challenged Bart [55/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:38:10 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/10/17 07:36:55] Bart [361/705] has challenged Anky [7/442] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:13:06 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/10/17 10:37:14] Anky [38/442] has challenged Bart [344/705] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:24:16 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/10/17 10:46:21] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Anky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/10/17 21:01:29] Bart [565/705] has challenged Bot [487/627] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:24:54 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/10/17 22:01:35] Anky [43/442] has challenged Bart [147/705] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:43:17 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/11/17 03:02:06] Wordy [129/1078] has challenged Bart [318/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:04:44 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/11/17 05:02:19] Anky [325/442] has challenged Bart [358/705] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:48:29 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/11/17 10:02:52] Bart [237/705] has challenged Anky [437/442] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/11/17 12:03:07] Bart [437/705] has challenged Anky [234/442] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:31:59 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/11/17 13:03:13] Bart [301/705] has challenged Anky [202/442] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:10:41 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/11/17 16:03:30] Bart [554/705] has challenged dick [758/1200] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:25:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/11/17 17:03:37] Wordy [168/1079] has challenged Bart [381/705] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:49:56 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/11/17 19:03:50] Anky [426/442] has challenged Bart [489/705] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:29:50 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/11/17 20:42:52] Bart [685/705] has challenged Anky [352/442] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:15:04 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/12/17 00:04:22] squirtingbuffalo [48/402] has challenged Bart [557/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:46:44 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/12/17 06:05:00] Bart [12/705] has challenged Wordy [514/1079] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:07:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/12/17 06:14:40] Bart, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/12/17 10:05:25] Bart [529/705] has challenged Shmegma [167/490] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:15:27 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/12/17 11:05:31] Bart [308/705] has challenged Shmegma [395/490] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:18:50 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/12/17 11:11:34] Wordy [148/1079] has cum upon Bart [322/705] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:41:59 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/12/17 13:41:51] Bart had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:04:37 towards level 60.
[06/12/17 14:05:50] Bot [118/623] has challenged Bart [695/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:35:16 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/12/17 17:06:09] Wordy [1052/1079] has challenged Bart [90/705] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:33:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/12/17 18:06:15] squirtingbuffalo [335/402] has challenged Bart [221/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:32:13 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/12/17 21:06:34] Bart [66/705] has challenged dick [741/1200] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:58:55 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/13/17 00:06:54] Bart [322/705] has challenged Doody [335/1149] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:07:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/13/17 00:08:57] Bart was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:35:41 from level 60.
[06/13/17 11:08:03] Bart [373/705] has challenged Bot [143/623] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:13:54 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/13/17 14:08:24] Bart [505/705] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [242/402] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:14:10 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/13/17 17:08:43] Anky [39/472] has challenged Bart [382/705] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:10:06 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/13/17 19:08:55] Bart [24/705] has challenged Anky [346/472] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:58:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/14/17 01:09:32] Bart [460/705] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [370/402] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:29:51 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/14/17 03:09:45] Bart [124/705] has challenged Wordy [673/1079] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:13:03 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/14/17 06:10:04] Wordy [950/1079] has challenged Bart [628/705] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:34:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/14/17 07:10:11] Wordy [386/1079] has challenged Bart [686/705] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:06:34 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/14/17 16:03:35] Bart lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:03:06 from level 60.
[06/14/17 18:11:23] Wordy [662/1079] has challenged Bart [562/705] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:22:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/14/17 19:11:30] Bart [348/705] has challenged Anky [412/472] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:40:29 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/15/17 00:12:00] Bot [573/623] has challenged Bart [492/705] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:55:23 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/15/17 01:12:06] Bart [140/705] has challenged dick [1159/1200] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:42:36 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/15/17 06:12:39] Shmegma [133/490] has challenged Bart [278/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:43:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/15/17 11:13:10] Anky [228/472] has challenged Bart [551/705] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:30:02 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/15/17 18:13:55] squirtingbuffalo [156/402] has challenged Bart [11/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:29:22 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/15/17 20:14:07] Bart [507/705] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [40/402] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:37:01 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/15/17 22:14:19] Bot [548/623] has challenged Bart [575/705] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:36:44 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/15/17 22:55:11] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 6 days, 16:38:58 toward level 60.
[06/16/17 01:51:03] Bart got hooked on meth . This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:02:18 from level 60.
[06/16/17 03:31:25] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/16/17 04:59:35] squirtingbuffalo [305/402] has challenged Bart [674/705] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/16/17 07:15:14] Wordy [880/1079] has challenged Bart [487/705] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:10:02 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/16/17 09:15:27] Bart [199/705] has challenged Bot [485/623] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:21:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/16/17 10:15:34] Bart [398/705] has challenged Anky [438/472] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:23:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/16/17 11:15:40] Bot [59/623] has challenged Bart [621/705] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:55:40 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/16/17 14:16:00] Doody [1012/1127] has challenged Bart [630/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:27:27 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/16/17 15:16:06] Bart [19/705] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [212/402] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:11:07 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/16/17 20:03:33] Doody, Bart, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/16/17 20:04:33] Anky [268/472] has cum upon Bart [189/705] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 18:41:41 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/16/17 20:16:38] Anky [355/472] has challenged Bart [76/705] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:41:21 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/16/17 20:20:35] squirtingbuffalo [194/402] has cum upon Bart [567/705] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:48:26 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/16/17 23:16:57] Bot [416/623] has challenged Bart [407/705] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:45:30 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/17/17 02:17:14] Bot [364/623] has challenged Bart [295/705] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:28:17 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/17/17 10:18:03] Bart [382/705] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [353/402] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:52:24 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/17/17 12:18:16] Doody [241/1127] has challenged Bart [191/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:02:49 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/17/17 13:18:22] Wordy [672/1080] has challenged Bart [105/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:49:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/17/17 14:18:28] Bart [444/705] has challenged dick [623/1202] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:28:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/17/17 15:18:35] Bart [447/705] has challenged Anky [335/472] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:01:01 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/17/17 16:18:42] Wordy [444/1080] has challenged Bart [276/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:54:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/17/17 16:18:42] Wordy has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:13:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/17/17 16:41:02] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/18/17 02:19:47] squirtingbuffalo [243/402] has challenged Bart [522/705] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:37:57 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/18/17 04:20:01] Anky [44/472] has challenged Bart [698/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:57:35 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/18/17 06:20:14] Anky [74/472] has challenged Bart [338/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:09:23 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/18/17 08:20:27] Bart [95/705] has challenged Anky [315/472] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:23:36 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/18/17 09:20:34] Doody [427/1088] has challenged Bart [230/705] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:21:51 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/18/17 14:21:05] Shmegma [527/617] has challenged Bart [183/705] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:26:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/18/17 16:21:18] Bart [583/705] has challenged Wordy [308/1080] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:48:36 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/18/17 17:21:24] Bart [445/705] has challenged Anky [139/472] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:46:12 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/18/17 19:21:38] Bart [704/705] has challenged Doody [130/1088] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:04:35 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/18/17 21:21:51] Bart [347/705] has challenged Doody [960/1088] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:46:41 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/20/17 01:24:51] Wordy [299/1080] has challenged Bart [396/705] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:46:04 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/20/17 01:48:41] Bart was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:15:11 towards level 60.
[06/20/17 06:25:22] squirtingbuffalo [355/416] has challenged Bart [349/705] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:36:09 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/20/17 10:25:48] Bart [655/705] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [197/416] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:08:40 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/20/17 20:26:53] Bart [120/705] has challenged Shmegma [161/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:55:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/20/17 21:27:00] Bart [401/705] has challenged dick [1078/1202] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:16:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/21/17 01:15:08] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/21/17 02:27:31] Bart [612/705] has challenged Wordy [204/1080] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:55:14 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/21/17 06:27:56] Bart [681/705] has challenged Shmegma [408/617] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:53:23 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/21/17 08:28:09] Bart [638/705] has challenged Bot [251/623] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:54:46 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/21/17 12:28:33] Bart [490/705] has challenged Wordy [946/1080] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:39:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/21/17 13:28:39] Doody [1042/1074] has challenged Bart [564/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:37:42 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/21/17 15:28:52] Doody [346/1074] has challenged Bart [586/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:31:12 is added to Doody's clock.
[06/21/17 17:29:05] Bart [564/705] has challenged Doody [140/1074] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:20:35 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/21/17 19:29:17] Bart [384/705] has challenged Doody [477/1074] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:52:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/21/17 20:29:24] Bart [275/705] has challenged Shmegma [5/617] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:28:01 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/21/17 22:29:36] Doody [221/1074] has challenged Bart [231/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:11:37 is added to Doody's clock.
[06/22/17 00:29:49] Bart [299/705] has challenged Wordy [885/1080] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:16:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/22/17 04:30:15] Wordy [267/1080] has challenged Bart [363/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:42:44 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/22/17 08:30:39] Bart [47/705] has challenged Bot [602/626] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:50:38 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/22/17 12:31:05] Doody [666/1074] has challenged Bart [116/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:33:31 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/22/17 14:31:19] Bart [99/705] has challenged Bot [257/626] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:28:08 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/22/17 18:31:45] Bart [575/705] has challenged Anky [441/472] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:03 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/22/17 20:31:58] Bart [475/705] has challenged dick [384/1202] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:56:33 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/22/17 21:32:04] Bot [150/626] has challenged Bart [541/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:53:18 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/22/17 23:32:18] Bart [257/705] has challenged Doody [435/1074] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:25:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/23/17 01:32:29] Bot [204/626] has challenged Bart [611/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:20:34 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/23/17 04:43:56] Bart [390/705] has challenged dick [526/1202] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:50:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/23/17 05:32:54] Bart [361/705] has challenged Doody [638/1074] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:32:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/23/17 06:33:00] Bot [23/626] has challenged Bart [54/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:43:07 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/23/17 18:34:18] Doody [487/1074] has challenged Bart [115/705] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:10:07 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/24/17 04:35:22] Bart [170/705] has challenged Doody [1035/1074] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:31:36 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/24/17 06:35:35] Doody [540/1074] has challenged Bart [265/705] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:20:10 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/24/17 10:35:59] Anky [402/472] has challenged Bart [623/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:53:11 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/24/17 14:36:23] Bart [28/705] has challenged Anky [554/562] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:36:08 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/24/17 20:37:00] squirtingbuffalo [198/416] has challenged Bart [213/705] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:31:35 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/25/17 02:37:38] squirtingbuffalo [223/416] has challenged Bart [112/705] in combat and won! 9 days, 20:18:40 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/25/17 03:52:22] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/25/17 04:37:51] Bart [43/705] has challenged Anky [134/562] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:30:04 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/25/17 07:26:36] Bot, Bart, and Wordy [1752/2411] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Anky, and Shmegma [600/1508] and won! 0 days, 07:04:28 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/17 11:38:34] Shmegma [226/530] has challenged Bart [339/705] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:44:51 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/25/17 12:38:41] squirtingbuffalo [90/416] has challenged Bart [583/705] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:37:10 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/25/17 16:39:06] Bart [269/705] has challenged Doody [307/1074] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:49:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/25/17 18:39:18] Shmegma [34/530] has challenged Bart [634/705] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:15:31 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/26/17 02:12:32] Bart, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/26/17 02:14:45] squirtingbuffalo, Bot, and Shmegma [1322/1576] have team battled Wordy, Anky, and Bart [836/2347] and won! 0 days, 00:52:04 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/17 05:40:27] Bart [379/705] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [226/416] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:44:52 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/26/17 06:40:33] Bart [137/705] has challenged Shmegma [300/530] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:26:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/26/17 09:40:52] Bart [46/705] has challenged Anky [447/562] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:34:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/26/17 10:40:58] Bot [381/630] has challenged Bart [53/705] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:07:19 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/26/17 14:41:24] Shmegma [80/530] has challenged Bart [473/705] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:15:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/26/17 18:22:57] Bart, Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/26/17 18:44:59] Wordy [385/1080] has cum upon Bart [675/705] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:06:18 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/26/17 21:50:17] Wordy [1064/1080] has challenged Bart [519/705] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:41:22 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/26/17 22:50:23] Shmegma [78/530] has challenged Bart [421/705] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:38:58 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/26/17 23:50:29] Wordy [1022/1080] has challenged Bart [176/705] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:29:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/27/17 08:51:24] Bart [406/775] has challenged Wordy [240/1080] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:27:06 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/27/17 11:51:43] Bart [16/775] has challenged Wordy [631/1080] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:26:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/27/17 17:52:20] Doody [504/1074] has challenged Bart [513/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:57:32 is added to Doody's clock.
[06/27/17 19:43:25] Bart gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:32:31 towards level 61.
[06/27/17 20:21:59] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/17 21:07:31] Bart stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:48:41 towards level 61.
[06/27/17 22:52:51] Bart [764/775] has challenged dick [1097/1202] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:33:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/27/17 23:52:57] Wordy [991/1080] has challenged Bart [200/775] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:00:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/28/17 01:53:09] Bart [510/775] has challenged Wordy [258/1080] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:20:43 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/28/17 03:53:21] Bart [90/775] has challenged dick [197/1202] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:15:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/28/17 04:53:27] Bart [422/775] has challenged Wordy [948/1080] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:39:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/28/17 05:41:44] Bot [582/630] has cum upon Bart [235/775] and taken them in the face! 2 days, 20:29:23 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/28/17 05:53:33] Wordy [596/1080] has challenged Bart [336/775] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:48:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/28/17 16:07:34] Shmegma, Bart, and squirtingbuffalo [658/1774] have team battled Wordy, Doody, and Anky [2286/2772] and lost! 1 day, 10:18:25 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/17 00:55:29] Bart [94/775] has challenged dick [1087/1202] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:34:32 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/29/17 11:56:39] Bart [196/775] has challenged Bot [0/630] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:36:36 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/29/17 15:57:05] Bart [663/775] has challenged Bot [489/630] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:54:41 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/29/17 21:57:41] Bart [618/775] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [293/416] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:06:58 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/29/17 22:56:08] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Anky have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/30/17 01:58:05] Bart [315/775] has challenged dick [835/1202] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:59:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/30/17 04:58:25] Bart [749/775] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [395/416] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:23:45 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/30/17 10:59:00] Bart [631/775] has challenged Shmegma [79/583] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:00:39 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/30/17 15:31:16] Anky [10/618] has challenged Bart [72/775] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:11:21 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/30/17 17:59:42] Doody [515/1074] has challenged Bart [50/775] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:43:01 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/30/17 18:59:48] Bart [45/775] has challenged dick [198/1202] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:15:15 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/30/17 19:59:55] Bart [675/775] has challenged Shmegma [565/583] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:14:50 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/30/17 22:00:06] Bart [461/775] has challenged Shmegma [507/583] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:25:08 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/01/17 00:18:05] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/01/17 02:00:29] squirtingbuffalo [234/416] has challenged Bart [4/775] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:50:25 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/01/17 05:00:47] Anky [102/618] has challenged Bart [190/775] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:33:16 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/01/17 07:00:59] Bart [307/775] has challenged dick [78/1202] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:57:24 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/01/17 15:01:46] Bart [52/775] has challenged Bot [167/630] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:03:47 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/01/17 21:02:22] Doody [1007/1138] has challenged Bart [385/775] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:51:40 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/02/17 02:02:53] Bart [145/775] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [71/416] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:37:43 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/02/17 06:03:16] Bart [234/775] has challenged Anky [51/618] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:32:00 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/02/17 12:03:52] Anky [40/618] has challenged Bart [656/775] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:14:59 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/02/17 14:04:03] Bart [33/775] has challenged Doody [682/1138] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:09:15 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/02/17 18:04:27] squirtingbuffalo [304/416] has challenged Bart [276/775] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:22:33 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/02/17 19:04:33] Bart [272/775] has challenged Bot [351/630] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:20:50 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/02/17 22:04:51] Doody [141/1138] has challenged Bart [268/775] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:57:56 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/03/17 02:05:14] Bart [529/775] has challenged Doody [728/1138] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:22:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/03/17 04:05:26] squirtingbuffalo [209/416] has challenged Bart [556/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:07:23 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/03/17 17:01:59] Bart grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:41:47 towards level 61.
[07/03/17 17:06:45] Shmegma [53/583] has challenged Bart [358/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:51:07 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/03/17 19:06:57] Anky [421/621] has challenged Bart [171/775] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:22:07 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/03/17 20:14:18] Bart [151/775] has cum upon Wordy [203/1044] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:27:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/03/17 22:07:14] Bart [503/775] has challenged Wordy [795/1044] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:54:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/03/17 23:07:21] Bart [226/775] has challenged Shmegma [350/583] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:44:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/04/17 04:07:51] Bart [600/775] has challenged Bot [482/630] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:16:29 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/04/17 05:07:57] Shmegma [19/583] has challenged Bart [523/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:45 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/04/17 09:08:20] Anky [77/621] has challenged Bart [193/775] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:42:40 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/04/17 09:55:15] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/04/17 10:08:25] squirtingbuffalo [74/416] has challenged Bart [721/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:09:31 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/04/17 21:09:28] Shmegma [495/583] has challenged Bart [768/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/04/17 22:09:35] Anky [525/621] has challenged Bart [397/775] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:59:18 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/05/17 04:10:12] Bart [369/775] has challenged dick [683/1161] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:34:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/05/17 05:06:41] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/05/17 05:06:56] Bot [240/630] has cum upon Bart [522/775] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:03:21 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/05/17 05:10:18] Wordy [164/1044] has challenged Bart [543/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:02:04 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/05/17 09:10:40] Wordy [150/1044] has challenged Bart [49/775] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:44:38 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/05/17 12:10:58] Bart [539/775] has challenged Bot [245/630] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:09:11 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/05/17 13:11:04] Anky [190/621] has challenged Bart [728/775] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:52:52 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/05/17 17:32:27] squirtingbuffalo, Doody, and Wordy [1050/2598] have team battled Bot, Bart, and Anky [965/2026] and won! 0 days, 04:18:17 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/17 22:12:00] Wordy [207/1044] has challenged Bart [582/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:28:16 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/05/17 23:12:06] Bart [754/775] has challenged Doody [595/1138] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:02:44 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/05/17 23:26:28] Bart [389/775] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [190/416] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:51:18 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/06/17 08:13:02] Bart [128/775] has challenged Wordy [650/1044] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:34:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/06/17 08:35:58] Anky, Bart, and squirtingbuffalo [1007/1812] have team battled Shmegma, Bot, and Doody [635/2351] and won! 0 days, 00:11:24 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/17 09:21:32] squirtingbuffalo [410/434] has challenged Bart [724/775] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:11:21 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/06/17 16:13:50] Bart [539/775] has challenged Anky [613/621] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:14:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/06/17 19:14:08] Shmegma [12/583] has challenged Bart [447/775] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:53:23 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/07/17 02:14:52] Wordy [389/1044] has challenged Bart [134/775] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:59:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/07/17 06:15:16] Shmegma [111/583] has challenged Bart [670/775] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:04:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/07/17 07:15:23] Bart [283/775] has challenged Anky [87/621] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:23:56 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/07/17 12:15:54] Bart [379/775] has challenged dick [472/1161] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:07:30 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/07/17 13:16:00] Doody [525/1144] has challenged Bart [658/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:59:13 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/07/17 16:16:18] Bot [553/630] has challenged Bart [586/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:21:07 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/07/17 17:16:23] Bart [608/775] has challenged Doody [871/1144] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:37:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/07/17 19:16:35] Bart [219/775] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [345/434] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:14:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/07/17 22:16:54] Bart [602/775] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [1/434] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:32:00 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/08/17 05:17:36] Doody [634/1144] has challenged Bart [565/775] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:10:31 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/08/17 07:17:48] Bart [525/775] has challenged Shmegma [183/583] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:36:10 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/08/17 08:17:54] Bart [144/775] has challenged Doody [1116/1144] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:10:41 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/08/17 12:18:19] Anky [600/621] has challenged Bart [416/775] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:42:14 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/08/17 17:18:47] Anky [140/621] has challenged Bart [32/775] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:59:50 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/08/17 21:19:10] squirtingbuffalo [65/434] has challenged Bart [125/775] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:49:54 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/09/17 06:11:03] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/17 06:42:57] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/09/17 17:00:41] squirtingbuffalo, Doody, and Wordy [1905/2634] have team battled Anky, Shmegma, and Bart [1356/1965] and won! 0 days, 00:30:37 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/17 18:21:18] Shmegma [315/569] has challenged Bart [586/775] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:52:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/09/17 19:21:24] Bart [108/775] has challenged Bot [18/630] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:05:51 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/09/17 21:53:49] Wordy [206/1044] has challenged Bart [408/775] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:23:21 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/10/17 02:22:06] Shmegma [338/569] has challenged Bart [770/775] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:39:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/10/17 03:22:11] Doody [314/1168] has challenged Bart [158/775] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:56:52 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/10/17 05:22:23] Bart [114/775] has challenged Anky [347/620] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:09:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/10/17 11:22:57] Bart [37/775] has challenged Shmegma [519/569] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:20:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/10/17 14:23:15] Anky [537/620] has challenged Bart [110/775] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:05:09 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/10/17 15:23:22] Doody [836/1168] has challenged Bart [638/775] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:42:57 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/10/17 18:23:39] squirtingbuffalo [94/434] has challenged Bart [675/775] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:22:41 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/10/17 21:29:58] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/10/17 21:29:58] Anky [449/620] has cum upon Bart [581/775] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:44:24 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/10/17 23:24:09] Bot [64/631] has challenged Bart [341/775] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:58:36 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/11/17 01:24:21] Bart [380/775] has challenged Doody [586/1168] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:23:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/11/17 04:24:39] Bart [324/775] has challenged Bot [513/631] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:01:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/11/17 14:51:18] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/17 15:25:45] Bart [505/775] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [46/434] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:39:08 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/11/17 15:45:53] Wordy, Bart, and squirtingbuffalo [674/2253] have team battled Bot, Anky, and Shmegma [1746/1820] and lost! 3 days, 17:04:19 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/17 19:26:09] Bart [80/775] has challenged Shmegma [240/569] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:46:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/11/17 21:26:22] Bart [90/775] has challenged Doody [949/1168] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:53:14 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/11/17 22:26:28] Doody [590/1168] has challenged Bart [148/775] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:37:37 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/11/17 23:26:34] Bot [520/631] has challenged Bart [84/775] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:16:48 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/12/17 00:26:40] Bot [344/631] has challenged Bart [14/775] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:41:16 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/12/17 02:26:52] Bart [213/775] has challenged Bot [586/631] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:06:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/12/17 04:27:04] Shmegma [526/569] has challenged Bart [339/775] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:01:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/12/17 09:02:26] Bart found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:43:47 towards level 62.
[07/12/17 13:27:57] Bart [433/775] has challenged dick [684/1169] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:13:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/12/17 17:28:21] Bart [246/775] has challenged Doody [68/1168] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:56:30 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/12/17 23:28:58] Bart [575/775] has challenged dick [591/1169] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:03:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/13/17 01:29:10] Bart [530/775] has challenged Bot [287/627] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:48:45 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/13/17 02:29:17] Bart [449/775] has challenged Anky [49/620] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:30:52 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/13/17 10:30:05] Bart [637/775] has challenged Anky [441/620] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:08:07 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/13/17 17:30:47] Bart [64/775] has challenged dick [1053/1199] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:30:32 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/13/17 23:31:25] squirtingbuffalo [46/434] has challenged Bart [624/775] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:31:25 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/14/17 01:31:36] Bart [412/775] has challenged Doody [208/1168] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:15:55 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/14/17 07:32:13] Bart [266/775] has challenged Doody [373/1168] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:08:15 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/14/17 08:32:19] Anky [171/620] has challenged Bart [186/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:40:58 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/14/17 10:32:32] Bot [386/627] has challenged Bart [218/775] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:29:44 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/14/17 15:33:01] Doody [359/1168] has challenged Bart [267/775] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:58:20 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/14/17 18:33:20] Bart [398/775] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [338/434] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:27:49 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/14/17 21:33:39] Bart [748/775] has challenged Shmegma [338/569] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:08:21 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/15/17 02:34:08] Bart [378/775] has challenged Bot [94/627] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:01:21 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/15/17 09:24:53] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Bart in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 4 days, 07:08:25 from level 62.
[07/15/17 11:35:04] Doody [776/1168] has challenged Bart [659/775] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:21:41 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/15/17 18:35:46] Bot [488/627] has challenged Bart [125/775] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:45:21 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/15/17 21:54:45] squirtingbuffalo, Doody, and Shmegma [1373/2171] have team battled Wordy, Anky, and Bart [2125/2473] and lost! 0 days, 13:39:49 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/17 04:36:48] Bot [157/627] has challenged Bart [182/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:40:16 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/16/17 07:37:06] Bart [143/775] has challenged dick [7/1199] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:06:29 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/16/17 07:41:16] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/16/17 07:41:52] Bart [51/775] has cum upon Wordy [189/1078] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:31:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/16/17 07:47:04] squirtingbuffalo [345/434] has cum upon Bart [433/775] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 22:51:30 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/16/17 08:37:12] Bart [339/775] has challenged Bot [563/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:16:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/17/17 01:06:27] Anky [51/620] has challenged Bart [760/775] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:03:08 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/17/17 01:50:19] Bot [25/627] has cum upon Bart [701/775] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:04:31 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/17/17 02:06:33] Bart [631/775] has challenged dick [566/1199] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:17:57 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/17/17 03:06:39] Wordy [825/1078] has challenged Bart [0/775] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:43:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/17/17 05:06:51] Anky [148/620] has challenged Bart [365/775] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:48:54 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/17/17 08:07:08] Bart [211/775] has challenged Shmegma [249/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:14:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/17/17 10:07:20] Bot [125/627] has challenged Bart [600/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:17:49 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/17/17 12:07:33] Bart [747/775] has challenged Anky [416/620] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:27:50 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/17/17 14:07:46] Bart [573/775] has challenged Bot [526/627] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:57:12 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/17/17 18:08:11] Bart [441/775] has challenged dick [654/1199] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:35:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/17/17 18:56:31] Bart got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:56:51 from level 62.
[07/17/17 19:08:17] Bart [37/775] has challenged Anky [226/620] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:48:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/17/17 22:30:04] Bart, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/18/17 00:08:47] Wordy [1062/1078] has challenged Bart [321/775] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:32:47 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/18/17 02:08:59] Bart [545/775] has challenged Bot [372/627] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:53:40 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/18/17 05:09:18] Bart [556/775] has challenged dick [498/1199] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:02:17 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/18/17 10:09:50] Doody [950/1168] has challenged Bart [338/775] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:44:07 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/18/17 13:10:09] Bot [614/627] has challenged Bart [639/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:51:35 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/18/17 15:10:21] Wordy [187/1078] has challenged Bart [698/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:48:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/18/17 16:10:28] Bart [244/775] has challenged Shmegma [498/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:55:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/18/17 21:10:58] Wordy [34/1078] has challenged Bart [289/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:07 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/18/17 23:11:10] Bart [395/775] has challenged Shmegma [526/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:49:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/19/17 01:11:23] Shmegma [248/569] has challenged Bart [341/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:55:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/19/17 06:11:54] Shmegma [23/569] has challenged Bart [373/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:45:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/19/17 10:12:19] Bart [244/775] has challenged Wordy [427/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:11:03 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/20/17 01:13:51] Bart [701/779] has challenged dick [6/1199] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:48:00 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/20/17 04:58:38] Shmegma, Wordy, and Bart [1218/2426] have team battled Anky, Doody, and Bot [694/2415] and won! 0 days, 05:22:48 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/17 05:14:15] Bart [731/779] has challenged Anky [282/622] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:16:19 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/20/17 06:14:21] Shmegma [352/569] has challenged Bart [92/779] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:51:11 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/20/17 08:14:33] Bart [169/779] has challenged Shmegma [184/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:55:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/20/17 09:14:39] squirtingbuffalo [235/434] has challenged Bart [319/779] in combat and lost! 7 days, 13:02:06 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/20/17 13:15:04] Bot [617/627] has challenged Bart [208/779] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:35:42 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/20/17 16:25:36] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/21/17 03:16:29] Bart [128/779] has challenged Shmegma [129/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:58:29 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/21/17 06:16:48] Bart [38/779] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [385/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:40:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/21/17 07:16:53] Bart [685/779] has challenged Bot [178/646] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:27:12 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/21/17 20:18:15] Bot [388/646] has challenged Bart [754/779] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:57:25 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/22/17 01:24:44] Bart [565/779] has challenged Bot [213/646] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:13:07 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/22/17 02:49:47] Bart, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/22/17 08:19:30] Doody [814/1166] has challenged Bart [666/779] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:07:40 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/22/17 10:19:43] Bart [707/779] has challenged dick [910/1199] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:33:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/22/17 11:19:49] Bart [609/779] has challenged Wordy [194/1078] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:35:50 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/22/17 13:33:39] Bart bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:51:43 towards level 63.
[07/22/17 17:20:25] Bart [78/779] has challenged Wordy [771/1078] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:09:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/22/17 20:20:44] Bart [343/779] has challenged Doody [885/1166] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:13:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/22/17 22:05:18] Anky [467/625] has cum upon Bart [131/779] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 18:03:49 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/22/17 22:21:29] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/23/17 03:23:10] Bart was rejuvenated by a coffee enema! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:09:31 towards level 63.
[07/23/17 13:22:32] Anky [226/625] has challenged Bart [658/779] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:45:49 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/24/17 00:23:41] Bart [322/779] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [131/430] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:28:18 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/24/17 01:23:48] Doody [36/1166] has challenged Bart [573/779] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:11 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/24/17 02:21:51] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/24/17 13:25:01] Bart [567/779] has challenged dick [1065/1199] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:31:21 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/24/17 20:25:43] Anky [404/625] has challenged Bart [499/779] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:59 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/25/17 00:26:08] Bart [645/779] has challenged Shmegma [147/574] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:56:38 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/25/17 00:26:14] Shmegma, Wordy, and Doody [285/2818] have team battled Anky, Bart, and Bot [1533/2050] and lost! 2 days, 07:29:07 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/17 03:26:26] Anky [598/625] has challenged Bart [729/779] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:53:20 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/25/17 08:02:12] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Anky have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/25/17 09:27:04] Bart [435/779] has challenged Bot [65/646] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:23:44 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/25/17 11:21:07] Bart [514/779] has cum upon Doody [221/1166] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 05:28:57 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/25/17 15:27:41] Bart [420/779] has challenged Doody [97/1166] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:46:19 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/26/17 04:29:00] Anky [551/625] has challenged Bart [376/779] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:56:39 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/26/17 05:29:06] Wordy [470/1078] has challenged Bart [546/779] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:27:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/26/17 07:15:59] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/17 09:08:57] Bot [148/646] has cum upon Bart [727/785] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:59:29 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/26/17 23:30:59] Anky [59/625] has challenged Bart [544/785] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:38:57 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/27/17 01:31:11] Shmegma [117/574] has challenged Bart [568/785] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:12:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/27/17 02:24:13] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/27/17 04:31:29] Bart [765/785] has challenged Shmegma [207/574] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:08:31 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/27/17 08:27:38] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/17 10:32:05] Anky [201/625] has challenged Bart [392/785] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:53:18 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/27/17 17:32:49] Bart [368/785] has challenged Doody [61/1166] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:23:36 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/27/17 18:32:55] Anky [391/625] has challenged Bart [713/785] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:21:30 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/27/17 21:33:13] squirtingbuffalo [270/430] has challenged Bart [442/785] in combat and lost! 12 days, 03:07:41 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/28/17 02:25:18] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/28/17 02:32:42] Wordy [400/1078] has cum upon Bart [673/785] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:09:19 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/28/17 03:33:52] Bart [433/785] has challenged Shmegma [379/574] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:16:36 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/28/17 04:33:58] Bart [285/785] has challenged Bot [308/646] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/28/17 14:35:00] Anky [35/625] has challenged Bart [639/785] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:04:49 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/28/17 15:35:06] Bot [293/646] has challenged Bart [406/785] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:26:17 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/28/17 16:35:12] Doody [689/1166] has challenged Bart [501/785] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:59:39 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/28/17 17:35:17] Bart [266/785] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [366/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/28/17 18:35:23] Bart [193/785] has challenged Wordy [54/1078] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:27:57 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/28/17 20:35:35] Bart [305/785] has challenged Wordy [830/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/28/17 20:43:24] Bart [669/785] has challenged Doody [342/1166] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:03:44 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/28/17 21:53:53] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Anky have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/29/17 07:36:44] Bot [348/646] has challenged Bart [461/785] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:58:54 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/29/17 11:37:07] Bart [231/785] has challenged Bot [611/646] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:10:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/29/17 13:37:19] Doody [384/1166] has challenged Bart [677/785] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:56:46 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/29/17 18:20:30] Bart gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:05:13 towards level 64.
[07/30/17 02:38:40] Wordy [51/1078] has challenged Bart [549/785] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:24:22 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/30/17 05:38:58] Bart [49/785] has challenged Bot [523/646] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:24:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/30/17 08:39:17] Bart [423/785] has challenged Bot [22/646] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:31:02 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/30/17 10:39:30] Bot [642/646] has challenged Bart [267/785] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:05:37 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/30/17 11:39:38] Bot [393/646] has challenged Bart [64/785] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:16:46 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/30/17 13:39:49] Bart [354/785] has challenged Anky [10/625] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:19:52 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/30/17 17:52:08] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Bart in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 18 days, 19:09:25 from level 64.
[07/30/17 19:40:28] Anky [140/625] has challenged Bart [295/785] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:44:30 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/30/17 20:40:34] Bart [388/785] has challenged Anky [596/625] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:13:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/30/17 22:40:45] Wordy [404/1078] has challenged Bart [719/785] in combat and lost! 7 days, 15:17:24 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/31/17 02:41:10] Bart [236/785] has challenged Wordy [993/1078] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:43:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/31/17 05:41:28] Bart [135/785] has challenged Wordy [368/1078] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:53:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/31/17 06:41:34] Anky [4/625] has challenged Bart [452/785] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:49:57 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/31/17 08:21:36] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/31/17 08:41:47] Bart [623/785] has challenged Shmegma [51/603] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:48:39 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/31/17 09:41:53] squirtingbuffalo [326/430] has challenged Bart [711/785] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:14:17 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/31/17 16:42:35] Wordy [632/1078] has challenged Bart [50/785] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:11:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/31/17 17:42:40] Bart [711/785] has challenged Wordy [1047/1078] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:53:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/31/17 23:43:17] Bart [146/785] has challenged Bot [467/651] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:28:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/01/17 00:43:23] Bart [86/785] has challenged Doody [597/1134] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:25:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/01/17 03:43:41] Bart [745/785] has challenged Anky [15/625] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:11:56 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/01/17 04:43:47] Anky [540/625] has challenged Bart [20/785] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:14:18 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/01/17 05:43:54] Bart [278/785] has challenged Doody [268/1134] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:37:03 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/01/17 06:43:59] Doody [614/1134] has challenged Bart [439/785] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:42:10 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/01/17 07:44:06] Shmegma [151/603] has challenged Bart [329/785] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:47:54 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/01/17 17:45:08] Bart [56/785] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [258/430] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:56:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/01/17 21:45:33] squirtingbuffalo [401/430] has challenged Bart [569/785] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:24:24 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[08/02/17 01:16:24] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/02/17 01:45:57] Wordy [903/1078] has challenged Bart [527/785] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:07:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/02/17 02:46:03] Shmegma [30/603] has challenged Bart [546/785] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:55:14 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/02/17 03:46:09] Doody [682/1134] has challenged Bart [58/785] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:07:46 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/02/17 08:46:40] Bot [299/651] has challenged Bart [462/785] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:17:34 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/02/17 12:47:06] Bart [737/785] has challenged dick [1099/1199] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:11:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/02/17 16:47:31] Bart [620/785] has challenged Wordy [433/1078] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:22:00 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/02/17 18:47:43] Wordy [133/1078] has challenged Bart [270/785] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:00:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/02/17 22:48:07] Bart [612/785] has challenged Bot [371/651] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:08:44 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/02/17 23:48:13] Doody [1008/1134] has challenged Bart [164/785] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:06:46 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/03/17 04:48:44] Anky [587/625] has challenged Bart [245/785] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:14:37 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/03/17 08:49:09] Bot [575/651] has challenged Bart [691/785] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:37:36 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/03/17 10:49:21] Bot [216/651] has challenged Bart [60/785] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:06:17 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/03/17 14:08:27] squirtingbuffalo, Wordy, and Shmegma [950/2111] have team battled Bot, Bart, and Doody [1049/2570] and lost! 1 day, 15:50:30 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/17 14:49:46] Bart [358/785] has challenged Doody [193/1134] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:55:09 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/03/17 19:50:17] Bart [0/785] has challenged Bot [391/651] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:18:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/03/17 22:50:35] Bart [552/785] has challenged Bot [165/651] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:48:15 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/04/17 02:17:17] Bart bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:52:56 towards level 64.
[08/04/17 03:51:05] Wordy [1055/1078] has challenged Bart [739/785] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:50:47 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/04/17 12:52:03] Bart [55/785] has challenged Shmegma [289/607] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:19:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/04/17 17:06:24] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/17 17:52:32] Anky [243/622] has challenged Bart [294/785] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:06 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/04/17 18:52:38] Bart [412/785] has challenged Doody [362/1134] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:04:24 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/04/17 20:52:49] Bart [713/785] has challenged Anky [448/622] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:53:29 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/04/17 23:38:29] Bart stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:51:52 towards level 64.
[08/05/17 02:53:23] Bot [353/656] has challenged Bart [743/785] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:28:04 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/05/17 03:53:29] Bart [509/785] has challenged Bot [167/656] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:25:42 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/05/17 17:18:26] Bart burned a hole through her leggings while ironing them! Bart's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/05/17 19:55:06] Wordy [798/1078] has challenged Bart [335/779] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:42:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/06/17 04:56:01] Anky [86/622] has challenged Bart [319/779] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:08:00 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/06/17 18:07:45] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/06/17 19:57:34] Bart [240/779] has challenged Wordy [777/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:04:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/07/17 00:58:06] Bart [391/779] has challenged Wordy [813/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:47:14 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/07/17 03:58:24] squirtingbuffalo [239/430] has challenged Bart [778/779] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:47:12 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[08/07/17 06:58:42] squirtingbuffalo [99/430] has challenged Bart [68/779] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:46:47 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[08/07/17 08:58:54] Bot [18/656] has challenged Bart [650/779] in combat and lost! 8 days, 20:34:23 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/07/17 12:54:18] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/07/17 12:59:18] Bart [256/779] has challenged dick [342/1199] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:38:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/07/17 13:59:24] Doody [996/1134] has challenged Bart [322/779] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:03:46 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/07/17 14:05:21] Wordy [166/1078] has cum upon Bart [192/779] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:45:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/08/17 08:01:13] Doody [512/1134] has challenged Bart [525/779] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:02:24 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/08/17 09:01:19] Bart [3/779] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [196/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:11:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/08/17 09:44:11] squirtingbuffalo, Wordy, and Bot [185/2164] have team battled Bart, Doody, and Anky [1703/2522] and lost! 0 days, 09:29:05 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/17 13:01:42] Bart [424/779] has challenged Bot [150/656] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:42:33 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/08/17 15:01:54] Doody [471/1134] has challenged Bart [529/779] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:16:09 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/08/17 16:02:00] Bart [631/779] has challenged Anky [534/609] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:06:54 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/08/17 18:02:12] Bot [579/656] has challenged Bart [233/779] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:21:33 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/08/17 22:02:36] Doody [351/1134] has challenged Bart [400/779] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:57:00 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/08/17 23:02:43] Bart [378/779] has challenged Wordy [148/1089] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:41:29 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/09/17 12:46:35] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Anky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/09/17 19:04:46] Bart [416/779] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [165/430] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:05:21 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/09/17 20:04:52] Bart [763/779] has challenged Bot [45/656] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:16:02 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/10/17 03:05:35] Bot [364/656] has challenged Bart [130/779] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:38:06 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/10/17 05:05:47] Shmegma [294/607] has challenged Bart [197/779] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:44:48 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/10/17 08:06:05] squirtingbuffalo [408/430] has challenged Bart [293/779] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:22:33 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[08/10/17 09:06:11] Bart [159/779] has challenged Shmegma [287/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:35:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/10/17 16:06:54] Wordy [659/1089] has challenged Bart [420/779] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:49:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/10/17 19:07:12] Bart [242/779] has challenged Doody [1128/1134] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:56:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/10/17 21:07:24] Shmegma [271/607] has challenged Bart [315/779] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:01:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/11/17 02:05:50] Bart caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:26 towards level 64.
[08/11/17 10:16:15] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 09:08:30 toward level 64.
[08/11/17 11:08:53] Bot [66/650] has challenged Bart [14/779] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:26:06 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/11/17 15:09:17] Bart [331/779] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [127/430] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:08:39 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/11/17 15:58:17] Bart [229/779] has challenged Bot [400/650] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:11:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/11/17 21:09:55] Bot [570/650] has challenged Bart [440/779] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:38:01 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/12/17 00:10:14] Bart [396/779] has challenged Shmegma [499/607] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:32:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/12/17 02:10:26] Bart [652/779] has challenged Anky [124/588] in combat and won! 10 days, 12:18:10 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/12/17 03:10:31] Bart [642/779] has challenged Anky [268/588] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:46:27 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/12/17 05:10:44] Bart [753/779] has challenged Anky [301/588] in combat and won! 7 days, 09:34:11 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/12/17 07:10:56] Wordy [7/1105] has challenged Bart [554/779] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:07:12 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/12/17 08:11:02] Bart [339/779] has challenged Wordy [996/1105] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:45:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/12/17 11:11:21] Wordy [6/1105] has challenged Bart [74/779] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:25:32 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/12/17 13:28:32] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/17 20:12:14] Wordy [190/1105] has challenged Bart [263/779] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:32:53 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/13/17 00:12:39] squirtingbuffalo [116/436] has challenged Bart [386/779] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:38:29 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[08/13/17 01:25:43] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/17 02:12:51] Bot [9/650] has challenged Bart [467/779] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:26:01 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/13/17 04:13:03] Bot [626/650] has challenged Bart [568/779] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:31:28 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/13/17 05:13:09] Doody [640/1134] has challenged Bart [435/779] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:53:00 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/13/17 08:23:32] Bart, Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/13/17 10:50:12] Bart [258/779] has cum upon Doody [191/1134] and taken them in the face! 4 days, 07:13:53 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/13/17 11:26:51] Bart [90/779] has cum upon Doody [8/1134] and taken them in the face! 3 days, 13:34:42 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/13/17 11:44:32] Bart [699/779] has cum upon Doody [1043/1134] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:45:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/13/17 12:05:22] Bart [153/779] has cum upon Doody [200/1134] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:53:36 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/13/17 20:14:43] Bart [636/779] has challenged Wordy [932/1105] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:40:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/14/17 01:15:14] Doody [714/1134] has challenged Bart [568/779] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:06 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/14/17 01:56:38] Doody, Bart, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/14/17 02:15:20] Bart [288/779] has challenged Anky [10/588] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:49:37 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/14/17 04:15:33] Bart [114/779] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [235/436] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:04:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/14/17 10:00:19] Anky, Bart, and Bot [1441/2017] have team battled Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Doody [2078/2197] and lost! 0 days, 11:35:50 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/17 16:25:06] squirtingbuffalo [244/436] has cum upon Bart [446/779] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:40:16 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[08/14/17 17:16:50] Bart [523/779] has challenged Anky [348/588] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:26:20 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/14/17 18:16:56] Bot [519/650] has challenged Bart [28/779] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:23:32 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/14/17 18:17:32] Doody, Shmegma, and Anky [1857/2349] have team battled Wordy, Bart, and squirtingbuffalo [476/2320] and won! 4 days, 14:52:50 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/17 19:17:02] Shmegma [307/607] has challenged Bart [204/779] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:57:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/14/17 20:17:08] squirtingbuffalo [117/436] has challenged Bart [372/779] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:43:25 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[08/14/17 22:17:20] Bart [239/779] has challenged Doody [460/1154] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:51:16 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/15/17 13:18:52] Shmegma [314/607] has challenged Bart [57/779] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:26:30 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/15/17 13:48:34] Bart had a hot threesome! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:30:32 towards level 65.
[08/15/17 16:19:11] Anky [301/588] has challenged Bart [303/779] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:23:59 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/15/17 17:19:17] Bot [480/650] has challenged Bart [388/779] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:59:55 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/15/17 18:19:23] Bart [541/779] has challenged Anky [193/588] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:42:00 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/15/17 19:19:30] squirtingbuffalo [374/436] has challenged Bart [103/779] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:22:06 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[08/16/17 00:20:00] Bart [487/779] has challenged Bot [525/650] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:46:38 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/16/17 06:20:36] squirtingbuffalo [49/436] has challenged Bart [204/779] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:16:01 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[08/16/17 09:28:40] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/16/17 10:21:40] Shmegma [259/607] has cum upon Bart [593/779] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:43:51 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/16/17 16:31:13] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/17 17:52:59] Wordy, Anky, and Bart [1318/2472] have team battled Doody, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot [921/2240] and won! 1 day, 10:04:46 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/17 20:22:03] Bart [347/779] has challenged Shmegma [239/607] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:22:22 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/17/17 14:23:57] Bart [250/779] has challenged Anky [434/588] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:27:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/17/17 20:24:33] Bart [548/779] has challenged Anky [132/588] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:58:56 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/17/17 21:24:39] Bart [542/779] has challenged Doody [271/1154] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:12:28 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/18/17 04:25:22] Shmegma [518/607] has challenged Bart [59/779] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:16:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/18/17 05:25:30] Shmegma [559/607] has challenged Bart [132/779] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:15:41 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/18/17 07:25:43] squirtingbuffalo [14/436] has challenged Bart [117/779] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:03:57 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[08/18/17 16:26:39] Wordy [979/1142] has challenged Bart [128/779] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:54:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/18/17 17:14:03] Anky [202/588] has cum upon Bart [75/779] and taken them in the face! 2 days, 06:42:14 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/18/17 17:14:03] Anky [196/588] has cum upon Bart [431/779] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:50:51 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/18/17 17:26:46] Bart [176/779] has challenged Bot [268/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:59:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/18/17 17:42:02] Anky [540/588] has cum upon Bart [458/779] and taken them in the face! 2 days, 02:00:44 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/18/17 18:26:52] Bart [219/779] has challenged dick [1161/1270] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:13:03 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/18/17 20:27:03] Bart [552/779] has challenged Doody [739/1154] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:20:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/18/17 21:27:09] squirtingbuffalo [125/436] has challenged Bart [233/779] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:25:37 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[08/18/17 22:27:16] Bart [33/779] has challenged Anky [124/588] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:00:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/19/17 00:27:28] Anky [204/588] has challenged Bart [668/779] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:01:21 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/19/17 03:27:45] Anky [247/588] has challenged Bart [141/779] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:07:55 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/19/17 05:27:57] Bart [118/779] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [321/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:01:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/19/17 16:03:49] Anky, Shmegma, and Wordy [287/2349] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Bot, and Bart [715/1865] and lost! 0 days, 19:47:19 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/17 19:29:22] Bart [543/779] has challenged dick [517/1211] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:20:40 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/19/17 20:29:28] squirtingbuffalo [56/436] has challenged Bart [29/779] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:45:50 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[08/20/17 05:30:24] Bart [271/779] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [77/436] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:54:15 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/20/17 06:34:58] Bot [156/650] has challenged Bart [573/779] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:49:58 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/20/17 07:50:59] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/20/17 08:30:42] Wordy [397/1089] has challenged Bart [230/779] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:41:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/20/17 15:31:26] Anky [519/588] has challenged Bart [567/779] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:34:15 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/21/17 01:32:27] squirtingbuffalo [170/436] has challenged Bart [337/779] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:34 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[08/21/17 03:32:40] Bart [529/779] has challenged Anky [207/588] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:44:32 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/21/17 21:34:31] Bart [279/779] has challenged Doody [973/1144] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/21/17 22:34:37] Bart [463/779] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [194/436] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:26:52 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/21/17 23:34:43] Bart [720/779] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [127/436] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:37:49 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/23/17 16:38:55] Doody [595/1144] has challenged Bart [719/779] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:02:28 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/23/17 17:39:00] Wordy [365/1089] has challenged Bart [20/779] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:35:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/23/17 19:39:12] Bart [273/779] has challenged Shmegma [522/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/24/17 01:39:49] Bart [372/779] has challenged Wordy [1066/1089] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:23:07 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/24/17 03:17:41] Bart got his dick stuck in a hoover!. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:27:23 from level 65.
[08/24/17 03:40:02] Bart [72/779] has challenged dick [50/1211] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:08:17 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/24/17 11:40:51] Wordy [864/1094] has challenged Bart [115/779] in combat and won! 8 days, 21:26:04 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/24/17 15:41:15] Bart [226/779] has challenged Doody [806/1141] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:39:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/24/17 18:26:52] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/24/17 20:41:46] Shmegma [433/672] has challenged Bart [134/779] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:31:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/24/17 21:41:52] Anky [344/588] has challenged Bart [527/779] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:50 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/24/17 23:42:03] squirtingbuffalo [316/436] has challenged Bart [73/779] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:11:44 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[08/25/17 03:17:02] Bart was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:19 towards level 65.
[08/25/17 05:42:39] Wordy [228/1094] has challenged Bart [188/779] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:09:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/25/17 21:39:19] Shmegma [293/672] has cum upon Bart [359/779] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:59:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/25/17 21:48:59] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 17:36:33 toward level 65.
[08/26/17 03:44:54] Doody [48/1141] has challenged Bart [63/779] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:15:07 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/26/17 04:34:53] squirtingbuffalo [107/436] has cum upon Bart [450/779] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:56:01 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[08/26/17 07:36:47] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/26/17 17:46:19] Bart [123/779] has challenged Shmegma [304/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/26/17 18:34:35] Bart [542/779] has challenged Bot [343/650] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:13:20 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/26/17 20:46:37] Bart [636/779] has challenged Doody [605/1141] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:03:00 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/26/17 23:46:55] Wordy [913/1094] has challenged Bart [603/779] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:09:11 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/27/17 03:47:20] Bart [81/779] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [395/436] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:42:38 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/27/17 04:47:26] Wordy [961/1094] has challenged Bart [224/779] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:29:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/27/17 08:47:50] Shmegma [61/672] has challenged Bart [238/779] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:26:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/27/17 09:47:56] Bart [340/779] has challenged Doody [541/1141] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:38:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/27/17 10:48:02] Shmegma [303/672] has challenged Bart [121/779] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:21:47 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/27/17 11:48:08] Bart [767/779] has challenged Bot [631/650] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:59:16 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/27/17 15:48:34] Bart [626/779] has challenged Doody [902/1141] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:24:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/27/17 19:48:58] Bart [214/779] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [227/436] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:14:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/27/17 20:49:04] Bart [97/779] has challenged Anky [189/588] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:10:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/27/17 21:49:09] Bart [19/779] has challenged Bot [419/650] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:44:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/28/17 02:49:40] Bart [461/779] has challenged Anky [188/588] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:10:35 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/28/17 08:50:18] Bot [533/650] has challenged Bart [52/779] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:40:27 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/28/17 08:50:18] In the lemon party, Bart dropped her level 37 shield! Bot picks it up, tossing her old level 34 shield to Bart.
[08/28/17 10:50:30] Bart [723/776] has challenged Anky [263/588] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:32:45 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/28/17 21:51:40] Wordy [698/1099] has challenged Bart [354/776] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:49:02 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/28/17 23:22:55] Anky [133/608] has challenged Bart [369/776] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:21:10 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/29/17 03:52:16] Anky [455/608] has challenged Bart [581/776] in combat and lost! 6 days, 16:02:56 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/29/17 05:52:28] Bart [195/776] has challenged Shmegma [40/674] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:11:30 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/29/17 07:57:05] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/29/17 09:52:53] Bart [590/776] has challenged Anky [446/608] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:40:44 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/29/17 12:53:11] Shmegma [44/687] has challenged Bart [280/776] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:31:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/29/17 13:53:17] Anky [48/608] has challenged Bart [759/776] in combat and lost! 7 days, 21:25:42 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/29/17 14:53:23] Bart [443/776] has challenged Shmegma [149/687] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:37:01 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/29/17 17:53:41] Shmegma [563/687] has challenged Bart [579/776] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:18:56 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/29/17 19:49:07] Wordy [1040/1099] has challenged Bart [124/776] in combat and won! 10 days, 17:58:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/29/17 19:53:53] Doody [1068/1129] has challenged Bart [371/776] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:56:59 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/29/17 20:53:59] Wordy [314/1099] has challenged Bart [56/776] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:31:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/29/17 23:54:17] Doody [440/1129] has challenged Bart [675/776] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:19:16 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/30/17 03:54:41] Bart [21/776] has challenged Wordy [599/1099] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:37:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/30/17 04:53:53] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/30/17 04:54:11] Shmegma [111/687] has cum upon Bart [302/776] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:38:14 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/30/17 11:55:29] Bart [322/776] has challenged dick [714/1223] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:36:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/30/17 13:55:42] Bart [630/776] has challenged Wordy [932/1099] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:16:03 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/30/17 14:55:48] Bart [538/776] has challenged Shmegma [507/687] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:17:59 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/30/17 18:56:12] Bart [118/776] has challenged Doody [1082/1129] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:03:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/31/17 03:54:18] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/31/17 03:55:46] Bart [249/776] has cum upon Doody [417/1129] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:28:38 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/31/17 05:57:19] Bart [186/776] has challenged Shmegma [238/687] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:31:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/31/17 06:57:24] Anky [108/608] has challenged Bart [639/776] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:14:16 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/31/17 17:58:33] Bart [439/776] has challenged Bot [550/632] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:42:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/31/17 21:38:04] Doody [197/1129] has challenged Bart [23/776] in combat and won! 10 days, 10:17:55 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/31/17 23:20:56] Anky [181/608] has cum upon Bart [444/776] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:46:32 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/01/17 04:59:38] Bart [474/776] has challenged Anky [139/608] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:02:18 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/01/17 09:00:01] Doody [490/1129] has challenged Bart [4/776] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:37:49 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/01/17 13:00:25] Bart [331/776] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [293/436] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:48:33 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/01/17 15:00:37] Bart [381/776] has challenged Shmegma [223/687] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:58:20 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/01/17 15:00:37] In the lemon party, Shmegma dropped her level 69 helm! Bart picks it up, tossing her old level 42 helm to Shmegma.
[09/01/17 16:00:43] squirtingbuffalo [219/436] has challenged Bart [780/806] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:00:45 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[09/01/17 19:01:00] Bart [696/806] has challenged Anky [149/608] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:48:11 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/01/17 22:01:19] Bart [552/806] has challenged Wordy [1035/1099] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:20:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/01/17 23:01:25] Wordy [346/1099] has challenged Bart [369/806] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:03:32 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/02/17 00:01:30] Bot [72/632] has challenged Bart [204/806] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:09:58 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/02/17 02:01:41] Shmegma [136/657] has challenged Bart [467/806] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:04:45 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/02/17 03:01:47] Bart [195/806] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [102/436] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:34:12 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/02/17 07:02:12] Bart [93/806] has challenged Shmegma [341/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:31:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/02/17 08:02:18] Bart [753/806] has challenged Shmegma [583/657] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:06:59 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/02/17 10:44:52] Doody, Bart, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/02/17 13:02:48] Anky [434/611] has challenged Bart [122/806] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:34:15 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/02/17 19:09:10] Bart, Bot, and Anky [542/2049] have team battled Wordy, Doody, and squirtingbuffalo [1639/2664] and lost! 0 days, 16:18:24 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/17 02:04:08] Doody [438/1129] has challenged Bart [140/806] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:07:21 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/03/17 09:04:52] Shmegma [617/657] has challenged Bart [615/806] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:20:57 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/03/17 11:05:04] Bart [290/806] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [273/436] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:17:10 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/03/17 17:05:40] Shmegma [273/657] has challenged Bart [751/806] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:23:42 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/03/17 18:05:46] Bot [537/632] has challenged Bart [400/806] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:50:33 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/03/17 22:06:11] Bart [805/806] has challenged Wordy [934/1099] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/04/17 00:06:22] Bart [279/806] has challenged Shmegma [456/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:14:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/04/17 01:06:28] Bart [758/806] has challenged Wordy [194/1099] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:51:50 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/04/17 05:06:52] Doody [588/1129] has challenged Bart [178/806] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:31:35 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/04/17 06:06:58] Bart [636/806] has challenged Bot [316/632] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:28:18 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/04/17 19:08:19] Bart [212/806] has challenged Anky [295/611] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:33:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/04/17 23:08:41] Bot [267/632] has challenged Bart [8/806] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:44:01 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/04/17 23:39:26] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/05/17 00:08:47] Bart [12/806] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [147/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:35 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/05/17 02:09:00] Anky [43/611] has challenged Bart [141/806] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:03:42 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/05/17 02:41:18] Shmegma, Wordy, and squirtingbuffalo [1778/2192] have team battled Doody, Bart, and Anky [1246/2546] and won! 1 day, 06:20:44 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/17 07:09:31] Doody [641/1129] has challenged Bart [66/806] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:40:44 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/05/17 08:09:36] Bart [383/806] has challenged Anky [488/611] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/05/17 21:10:56] Bart [309/806] has challenged Wordy [337/1099] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:46:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/06/17 01:11:23] Anky [14/611] has challenged Bart [781/806] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:50:20 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/06/17 03:11:36] Bart [9/806] has challenged Doody [1010/1129] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:49:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/06/17 07:12:00] Bart [163/806] has challenged Shmegma [64/657] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:57:45 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/06/17 11:12:25] Wordy [508/1099] has challenged Bart [617/806] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:43:18 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/06/17 13:12:37] Wordy [984/1099] has challenged Bart [196/806] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:04:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/06/17 16:12:56] Wordy [401/1099] has challenged Bart [170/806] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:28:06 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/06/17 19:51:36] Bart was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:53:08 from level 66.
[09/06/17 22:13:33] Shmegma [370/657] has challenged Bart [327/806] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:28:27 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/06/17 23:13:39] Bot [607/632] has challenged Bart [559/806] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:37:14 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/06/17 23:13:39] In the lemon party, Bart dropped her level 65 ring! Bot picks it up, tossing her old level 39 ring to Bart.
[09/07/17 05:14:16] Bart [750/777] has challenged dick [739/1223] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:00:13 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/07/17 06:14:22] Bart [322/777] has challenged Bot [419/658] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:30:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/07/17 13:35:53] Bart, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/07/17 16:15:21] Bart [639/777] has challenged Wordy [424/1099] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:30:22 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/07/17 17:15:27] Doody [224/1129] has challenged Bart [712/777] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:22:09 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/08/17 00:16:09] Shmegma [103/657] has challenged Bart [602/777] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:18:21 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/08/17 02:16:23] Bot [569/658] has challenged Bart [486/777] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:03:24 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/08/17 04:32:15] Wordy [736/1099] has challenged Bart [187/777] in combat and won! 10 days, 21:49:07 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/08/17 07:16:51] Anky [495/611] has challenged Bart [443/777] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:26:04 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/08/17 10:17:09] Anky [356/611] has challenged Bart [235/777] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:13:58 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/08/17 11:27:56] Bart [195/777] has challenged Wordy [808/1099] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:57:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/08/17 12:17:22] Bart [526/777] has challenged dick [96/1223] in combat and won! 12 days, 16:30:02 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/08/17 16:00:06] Bart accidentally put gas in their diesel engine by mistake. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:11:42 from level 67.
[09/08/17 18:17:59] Bart [606/777] has challenged Doody [634/1129] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:22:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/08/17 19:18:04] Bart [11/777] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [102/436] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:10:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/08/17 20:18:10] Wordy [742/1099] has challenged Bart [123/777] in combat and won! 8 days, 21:50:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/08/17 22:18:23] Bart [491/777] has challenged Bot [202/658] in combat and won! 11 days, 06:42:06 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/09/17 03:18:53] Bart [739/777] has challenged Shmegma [53/657] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:49:51 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/09/17 05:19:06] Bart [77/777] has challenged Doody [658/1129] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:04:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/09/17 08:13:35] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/17 08:19:23] Bart [243/777] has challenged dick [951/1223] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:31:21 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/09/17 11:19:41] Bart [336/777] has challenged Wordy [408/1099] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:33:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/09/17 15:46:57] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/09/17 17:20:18] Bot [344/658] has challenged Bart [611/777] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:54:05 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/09/17 18:20:25] Anky [236/611] has challenged Bart [323/777] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:43:57 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/09/17 19:20:31] Bot [154/658] has challenged Bart [301/777] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:09:08 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/09/17 20:20:37] Shmegma [400/657] has challenged Bart [321/777] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:33:45 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/09/17 21:20:43] Bart [320/777] has challenged Bot [449/658] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:46:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/09/17 22:20:50] Bot [386/658] has challenged Bart [491/777] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:07:12 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/10/17 00:21:02] Bart [182/777] has challenged Doody [436/1129] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:47:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/10/17 06:21:39] Bart [408/777] has challenged Doody [584/1129] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:39:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/10/17 07:36:56] Wordy [416/1099] has cum upon Bart [742/777] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:53:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/10/17 13:22:22] Bart [659/777] has challenged Wordy [758/1099] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:58:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/10/17 15:22:34] Bart [456/777] has challenged Wordy [541/1099] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:55:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/10/17 16:22:41] Bart [636/777] has challenged Bot [7/658] in combat and won! 10 days, 22:09:53 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/10/17 16:29:26] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/11/17 00:23:29] Bart [566/777] has challenged Wordy [838/1099] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:43:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/11/17 05:23:58] Bart [622/777] has challenged Wordy [613/1099] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:49:31 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/11/17 05:50:40] squirtingbuffalo, Anky, and Bart [613/1824] have team battled Shmegma, Bot, and Doody [1472/2444] and lost! 1 day, 17:37:08 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/17 07:32:57] Bart, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/11/17 07:32:57] squirtingbuffalo [332/441] has cum upon Bart [147/777] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 05:45:40 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[09/11/17 10:24:28] Anky [535/611] has challenged Bart [98/777] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:31:22 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/11/17 11:24:34] Bart [363/777] has challenged Bot [370/658] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:49:08 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/11/17 17:25:11] Bart [13/777] has challenged Shmegma [181/641] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:50:47 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/12/17 06:26:31] Bart [402/777] has challenged Bot [578/658] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:30:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/12/17 08:26:43] Bot [562/658] has challenged Bart [218/777] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:44:08 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/12/17 10:26:55] Bart [231/777] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [40/441] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:55:28 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/12/17 12:27:07] Shmegma [397/641] has challenged Bart [459/777] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:37:07 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/12/17 13:27:12] Anky [300/611] has challenged Bart [310/777] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:46:22 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/12/17 15:27:25] Bot [260/658] has challenged Bart [73/777] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:58:33 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/12/17 22:28:06] Shmegma [159/641] has challenged Bart [455/777] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:04:31 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/13/17 00:28:18] Bart [25/777] has challenged dick [883/1223] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:55:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/13/17 01:28:24] Bot [573/658] has challenged Bart [153/777] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:46:41 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/13/17 08:29:07] Bart [727/777] has challenged dick [915/1223] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:41:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/13/17 11:29:25] Bart [308/777] has challenged Wordy [14/1099] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:19:50 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/13/17 11:47:52] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/17 08:31:36] Shmegma [533/641] has challenged Bart [321/777] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:49:11 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/14/17 11:31:57] Shmegma [340/641] has challenged Bart [314/777] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:46:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/14/17 11:31:57] In the lemon party, Bart dropped her level 69 helm! Shmegma picks it up, tossing her old level 42 helm to Bart.
[09/14/17 20:32:51] Bart [65/748] has challenged Wordy [739/1099] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:56:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/15/17 00:33:17] Bart [562/748] has challenged dick [552/1223] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:21:28 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/15/17 01:33:23] Anky [180/611] has challenged Bart [241/748] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:11:15 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/15/17 02:33:12] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/15/17 02:33:12] Wordy [659/1099] has cum upon Bart [226/748] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 06:08:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/15/17 02:33:12] Wordy has dealt Bart a shocker! 0 days, 20:58:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/15/17 02:33:30] Bart [293/748] has challenged Bot [499/673] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:03:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/15/17 05:33:48] Bart [494/748] has challenged Shmegma [436/671] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:41:15 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/15/17 11:27:04] Bart [203/748] has challenged Doody [594/1144] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:54:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/15/17 13:23:12] Bart tamed a wild horse and taught it to fuck other irpg players! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:33:53 towards level 67.
[09/15/17 13:27:15] Wordy [241/1099] has challenged Bart [173/748] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/15/17 18:32:42] Wordy [658/1099] has cum upon Bart [426/748] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 01:15:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/15/17 21:28:01] Doody [635/1144] has challenged Bart [297/748] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:19:30 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/15/17 23:28:13] Bart [370/748] has challenged Doody [1054/1144] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:02:35 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/16/17 02:30:46] Bart invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:51:00 towards level 67.
[09/16/17 07:28:59] Bart [322/748] has challenged Bot [205/673] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:34:25 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/16/17 09:29:10] Bart [672/748] has challenged Shmegma [272/687] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:08:46 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/16/17 10:29:16] Bart [515/748] has challenged Wordy [379/1099] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:08:18 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/16/17 12:29:27] Shmegma [209/687] has challenged Bart [297/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:54:54 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/16/17 17:29:57] Bart [235/748] has challenged Bot [47/673] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:08:42 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/16/17 18:30:03] Shmegma [621/687] has challenged Bart [415/748] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:35:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/16/17 19:30:08] Bot [104/673] has challenged Bart [709/748] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:26:15 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/16/17 21:30:20] Bart [596/748] has challenged Bot [93/673] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:29:22 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/16/17 22:30:26] Bart [510/748] has challenged Doody [1119/1144] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:48:33 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/17/17 00:30:37] Shmegma [332/687] has challenged Bart [272/748] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:43:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/17/17 01:30:43] Bart [13/748] has challenged Wordy [938/1099] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:22:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/17/17 04:31:01] Shmegma [596/687] has challenged Bart [460/748] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:29:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/17/17 06:22:03] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Anky have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/17/17 06:31:13] Anky [442/611] has challenged Bart [36/748] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:13:49 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/17/17 12:31:46] Bart [212/748] has challenged Bot [277/673] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:24:55 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/17/17 14:31:59] Bot [173/673] has challenged Bart [393/748] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:20:01 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/17/17 15:32:04] Shmegma [142/687] has challenged Bart [139/748] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:19:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/17/17 23:32:49] Bart [342/748] has challenged Bot [430/673] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:27:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/18/17 00:32:54] Bart [667/748] has challenged Anky [10/611] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:00:03 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/18/17 01:33:01] Doody [969/1144] has challenged Bart [409/748] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:44:38 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/18/17 04:33:18] Bart [264/748] has challenged Doody [281/1144] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:05:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/18/17 06:07:08] Bart, Wordy, and Anky [2054/2461] have team battled Bot, Doody, and Shmegma [2202/2504] and lost! 0 days, 16:50:52 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/17 06:33:29] Shmegma [229/687] has challenged Bart [621/748] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:15:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/18/17 08:33:40] Bart [155/748] has challenged Bot [351/673] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:23:38 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/18/17 12:34:03] Anky [566/599] has challenged Bart [427/748] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:51:38 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/18/17 13:34:09] Bart [465/748] has challenged Bot [46/673] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:19:31 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/18/17 18:34:37] Shmegma [316/687] has challenged Bart [57/748] in combat and won! 14 days, 10:20:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/18/17 19:34:42] Doody [1140/1149] has challenged Bart [209/748] in combat and won! 11 days, 22:05:47 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/18/17 20:27:05] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/18/17 22:34:59] Bart [253/748] has challenged Shmegma [252/687] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:24:07 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/19/17 02:35:23] Anky [121/599] has challenged Bart [468/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:15:42 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/19/17 03:35:29] Bart [330/748] has challenged Anky [193/599] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:58:02 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/19/17 06:35:45] Bart [481/748] has challenged Bot [624/673] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:24:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/19/17 07:35:50] Doody [946/1149] has challenged Bart [258/748] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:21:37 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/19/17 10:36:08] Bart [544/748] has challenged Shmegma [416/687] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:00:18 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/19/17 13:59:21] squirtingbuffalo, Anky, and Bart [428/1788] have team battled Shmegma, Bot, and Wordy [2020/2462] and lost! 0 days, 15:43:38 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/17 17:36:48] Bot [210/673] has challenged Bart [446/748] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:48:56 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/19/17 21:37:10] Bart [326/748] has challenged Shmegma [431/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:40:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/19/17 22:37:16] Doody [1042/1149] has challenged Bart [271/748] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:51:58 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/19/17 23:37:22] Bot [403/673] has challenged Bart [709/748] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:00:30 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/20/17 03:37:45] Wordy [185/1102] has challenged Bart [660/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:54:04 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/20/17 04:37:50] Bart [249/748] has challenged Doody [45/1149] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:47:43 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/20/17 06:38:02] Anky [64/599] has challenged Bart [555/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:59:25 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/20/17 09:38:18] Wordy [990/1102] has challenged Bart [343/748] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:20:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/20/17 15:38:54] Bart [188/748] has challenged Anky [328/599] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:35:21 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/20/17 19:39:18] Bart [544/748] has challenged Anky [152/599] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:03:54 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/20/17 22:39:36] Bart [701/748] has challenged Wordy [893/1102] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:47:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/21/17 00:39:47] Anky [550/599] has challenged Bart [405/748] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:21:32 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/21/17 01:39:53] Bart [260/748] has challenged Bot [135/673] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:51:22 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/21/17 04:18:21] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Bart in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 1 day, 15:04:57 from level 67.
[09/21/17 05:40:17] Bart [335/748] has challenged Bot [405/673] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:47:03 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/21/17 10:40:45] Bart [401/748] has challenged dick [428/1226] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:15:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/21/17 13:41:02] squirtingbuffalo [401/441] has challenged Bart [62/748] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:15:51 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[09/21/17 14:41:07] Wordy [311/1102] has challenged Bart [28/748] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:31:52 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/21/17 15:41:12] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/21/17 15:41:12] Bot [639/676] has challenged Bart [411/748] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:55:33 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/21/17 22:37:06] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/17 03:42:22] Bart [56/748] has challenged Anky [529/599] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/22/17 04:42:28] squirtingbuffalo [261/441] has challenged Bart [126/748] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:01:32 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[09/22/17 04:42:28] squirtingbuffalo has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:52:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/22/17 06:18:34] Shmegma, Wordy, and Bart [370/2537] have team battled Bot, squirtingbuffalo, and Anky [457/1716] and lost! 0 days, 16:10:56 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/17 07:31:41] Bart got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:47:37 from level 67.
[09/22/17 07:42:45] Bart [681/748] has challenged Wordy [884/1102] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:03:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/22/17 14:43:23] Bart [41/748] has challenged dick [10/1226] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:54:19 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/22/17 15:43:30] Wordy [719/1102] has challenged Bart [84/748] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:42:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/22/17 17:43:42] Bart [35/748] has challenged Shmegma [488/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:41 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/22/17 18:40:12] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/17 19:43:54] Shmegma [473/687] has challenged Bart [330/748] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:25:47 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/23/17 03:44:43] Wordy [1021/1102] has challenged Bart [288/748] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:22:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/23/17 13:45:41] Anky [253/601] has challenged Bart [701/748] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:27:02 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/23/17 14:45:46] Bart [701/748] has challenged Bot [553/676] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:42:34 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/23/17 15:45:51] Bart [246/748] has challenged Shmegma [552/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:38:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/23/17 16:45:57] Wordy [560/1102] has challenged Bart [367/748] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:52:16 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/23/17 17:46:04] Bot [379/676] has challenged Bart [252/748] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:32:21 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/23/17 21:46:26] Shmegma [651/687] has challenged Bart [686/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:46:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/24/17 08:11:55] Wordy, Bart, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/24/17 08:47:28] Bart [200/748] has challenged Anky [198/601] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:03:30 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/24/17 08:57:29] Bart was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:06:50 from level 67.
[09/24/17 11:47:46] Bart [171/748] has challenged Anky [597/601] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:50:14 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/24/17 12:47:52] Bart [597/748] has challenged Anky [235/601] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:24:00 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/24/17 13:47:58] Shmegma [14/687] has challenged Bart [499/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:58:34 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/24/17 23:48:54] squirtingbuffalo [316/441] has challenged Bart [239/748] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:26:44 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[09/25/17 01:49:05] Bart [707/748] has challenged Anky [339/601] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:46:22 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/25/17 03:49:16] Wordy [660/1108] has challenged Bart [743/748] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:50:13 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/25/17 05:11:28] Bart bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:52 towards level 67.
[09/25/17 05:49:28] squirtingbuffalo [331/441] has challenged Bart [310/748] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:19:58 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[09/25/17 05:49:40] Bart [97/748] has challenged Anky [588/601] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:40:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/25/17 06:49:34] Wordy [443/1108] has challenged Bart [290/748] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:07:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/25/17 10:11:50] Bart found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:14:13 towards level 68.
[09/25/17 10:49:57] Shmegma [264/687] has challenged Bart [249/748] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:44 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/25/17 11:50:03] squirtingbuffalo [13/441] has challenged Bart [448/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:20:29 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[09/25/17 15:50:25] Shmegma [169/687] has challenged Bart [233/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:15 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/25/17 17:50:37] Bart [283/748] has challenged Anky [570/601] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:20:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/25/17 19:22:09] Shmegma [74/687] has challenged Bart [55/748] in combat and won! 10 days, 10:17:55 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/25/17 19:50:47] Anky [101/601] has challenged Bart [430/748] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:47:11 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/25/17 21:12:36] Doody, Bart, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/25/17 21:12:45] Anky [71/601] has cum upon Bart [380/748] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:48:38 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/25/17 21:50:58] Bart [586/748] has challenged Anky [566/601] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:06:32 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/25/17 22:51:04] Bart [237/748] has challenged Doody [96/1149] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:27:39 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/26/17 00:51:15] Bart [554/748] has challenged Shmegma [282/687] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:39:15 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/26/17 01:51:20] Bart [375/748] has challenged Shmegma [336/687] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:20:10 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/26/17 02:05:01] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/17 09:52:08] Bart [207/748] has challenged Bot [18/676] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:06:15 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/26/17 12:52:25] Doody [349/1149] has challenged Bart [739/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:12 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/26/17 14:31:06] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/17 17:15:46] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/26/17 18:08:54] Bart [349/748] has cum upon Wordy [759/1108] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:43:56 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/26/17 18:52:58] Shmegma [387/687] has challenged Bart [89/748] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:48:46 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/26/17 21:53:16] Shmegma [474/687] has challenged Bart [308/748] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:21:43 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/27/17 00:53:32] Bart [484/748] has challenged Shmegma [133/687] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:09:28 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/27/17 06:09:44] Bart found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:40:49 towards level 68.
[09/27/17 06:54:07] Bart [637/748] has challenged Wordy [879/1108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:48:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/27/17 08:54:19] Bart [425/748] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [348/441] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:42:30 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/27/17 11:54:36] squirtingbuffalo [336/441] has challenged Bart [4/748] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:34:20 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[09/27/17 14:54:53] Wordy [600/1108] has challenged Bart [187/748] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:36:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/27/17 17:55:12] Bart [48/748] has challenged dick [610/1233] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:37:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/27/17 18:55:19] Bart [533/748] has challenged Doody [675/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:13:33 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/28/17 06:34:54] Bart [296/748] has challenged Bot [660/687] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:23:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/28/17 08:35:07] Bart [399/748] has challenged Doody [952/1149] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:17:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/28/17 09:35:12] Bart [481/748] has challenged dick [989/1233] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:26:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/28/17 12:48:14] Bart invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:20:44 towards level 68.
[09/28/17 17:36:01] Anky [101/601] has challenged Bart [11/748] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:01:51 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/28/17 18:36:07] Bart [106/748] has challenged Doody [43/1149] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:21:13 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/28/17 23:36:38] Wordy [276/1108] has challenged Bart [243/748] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:52:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/29/17 00:36:44] Doody [884/1149] has challenged Bart [148/748] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:35:53 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/29/17 01:36:49] Bart [397/748] has challenged Wordy [432/1108] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:31:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/29/17 08:37:33] Bart [279/748] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [269/441] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:37:15 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/29/17 10:37:46] squirtingbuffalo [198/441] has challenged Bart [381/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:48 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[09/29/17 12:37:58] Anky [426/601] has challenged Bart [734/748] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:03:32 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/29/17 22:38:59] Bart [331/748] has challenged Wordy [545/1108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:46:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/29/17 23:39:05] Bart [595/748] has challenged Bot [1/687] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:37:09 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/29/17 23:39:05] Bart has dealt Bot a Critical Strike! 12 days, 11:45:04 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/30/17 02:31:32] Bart discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:27:11 towards level 68.
[09/30/17 03:39:30] Anky [390/601] has challenged Bart [247/748] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:17:11 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/30/17 07:39:56] Wordy [43/1108] has challenged Bart [61/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:48:13 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/30/17 10:22:48] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/30/17 10:23:00] Bot [167/687] has cum upon Bart [437/748] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 21:54:29 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/30/17 11:40:20] Bart [167/748] has challenged Shmegma [552/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:10:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/30/17 12:43:47] Bot [518/687] has cum upon Bart [103/748] and taken them in the face! 17 days, 06:07:52 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/30/17 16:40:51] Shmegma [32/691] has challenged Bart [156/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:08:53 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/01/17 02:41:53] Anky [464/601] has challenged Bart [136/748] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:22:43 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/01/17 05:42:11] Shmegma [534/691] has challenged Bart [473/748] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:25:28 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/01/17 07:50:54] Bart, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/01/17 07:51:07] Shmegma [308/691] has cum upon Bart [187/748] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 13:14:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/01/17 07:51:43] Bot [254/687] has cum upon Bart [460/748] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:14:51 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/01/17 08:42:29] Bart [576/748] has challenged Bot [504/687] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:21:54 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/01/17 09:42:36] Wordy [997/1108] has challenged Bart [495/748] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:01:29 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/01/17 09:42:36] Wordy has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:54:03 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/01/17 13:43:00] Bart [93/748] has challenged Anky [389/601] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:17:33 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/01/17 14:49:39] Wordy [113/1108] has cum upon Bart [430/748] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:01:51 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/01/17 15:43:11] Bart [485/748] has challenged Wordy [228/1108] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:15:48 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/01/17 18:43:29] Bart [272/748] has challenged Doody [909/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:15:55 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/01/17 19:43:35] Bart [124/748] has challenged Bot [403/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:13:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/01/17 21:43:47] Anky [207/601] has challenged Bart [482/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:21 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/01/17 22:43:53] Wordy [1045/1108] has challenged Bart [698/748] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:34:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/02/17 03:44:22] Bart [129/748] has challenged Shmegma [27/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:52:32 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/02/17 04:44:29] Bart [24/748] has challenged Shmegma [680/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:45:55 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/02/17 07:44:48] Bart [415/748] has challenged dick [850/1233] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:02:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/02/17 08:44:54] Bot [303/687] has challenged Bart [45/748] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:42:16 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/02/17 09:45:00] Bart [38/748] has challenged Anky [274/601] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:03:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/02/17 14:45:32] Bart [464/748] has challenged Bot [121/687] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:47:39 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/02/17 17:45:50] Bart [229/748] has challenged Wordy [290/1108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:13:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/02/17 20:46:08] Anky [548/601] has challenged Bart [642/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:34 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/03/17 03:46:51] Bart [371/748] has challenged dick [1074/1233] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:00:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/03/17 05:47:03] Bart [271/748] has challenged dick [1041/1233] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:54:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/03/17 08:47:21] Bot [662/687] has challenged Bart [572/748] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:22:21 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/03/17 17:01:48] squirtingbuffalo [203/446] has cum upon Bart [549/748] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:23:23 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[10/03/17 18:48:25] Bart [652/748] has challenged Anky [514/601] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:53:18 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/03/17 23:54:31] Anky, Doody, and Wordy [965/2858] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Bart, and Shmegma [1702/1885] and lost! 0 days, 08:34:31 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/17 04:56:12] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/17 05:49:35] Bot [647/692] has challenged Bart [355/748] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:47:25 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/04/17 11:46:04] Bart got the clap. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:08:56 from level 68.
[10/04/17 11:50:14] Bart [675/748] has challenged Anky [304/601] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:16:13 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/04/17 14:50:33] Bart [121/748] has challenged Anky [463/601] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/04/17 15:29:50] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/04/17 16:50:46] Bart [385/748] has challenged Bot [428/692] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:15:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/04/17 20:29:49] Bot, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo [180/1739] have team battled Shmegma, Bart, and Doody [221/2588] and lost! 0 days, 01:50:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/17 20:46:48] Bart found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:46:45 towards level 68.
[10/05/17 02:51:51] Doody [892/1149] has challenged Bart [365/748] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:35:25 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/05/17 08:52:27] Bart [284/748] has challenged Wordy [553/1108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:11:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/05/17 11:52:46] Bart [256/748] has challenged Shmegma [209/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:04:29 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/05/17 12:07:05] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Anky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/05/17 12:15:57] Anky [14/601] has cum upon Bart [33/748] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:11:02 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/05/17 15:11:19] Bart was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:52:58 from level 68.
[10/05/17 16:53:17] Bart [597/748] has challenged dick [790/1233] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:38 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/05/17 17:53:24] Bot [163/692] has challenged Bart [704/748] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:05:38 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/05/17 18:53:29] Bart [460/748] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [263/446] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:10:55 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/06/17 02:54:17] Bart [451/748] has challenged Bot [62/692] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:42:11 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/06/17 09:55:00] Doody [322/1149] has challenged Bart [152/748] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:41:40 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/06/17 12:55:18] Bart [742/748] has challenged Wordy [627/1108] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:24:49 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/06/17 15:46:21] squirtingbuffalo, Anky, and Doody [1598/2196] have team battled Bart, Wordy, and Bot [2280/2548] and lost! 0 days, 09:54:08 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/17 22:54:09] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/17 01:56:40] Wordy [692/1108] has challenged Bart [28/748] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:20:16 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/07/17 02:56:46] squirtingbuffalo [320/446] has challenged Bart [199/748] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:36:08 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[10/07/17 02:56:46] In the lemon party, Bart dropped her level 60 amulet! squirtingbuffalo picks it up, tossing her old level 35 amulet to Bart.
[10/07/17 03:56:52] Bot [685/692] has challenged Bart [118/720] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:11:26 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/07/17 06:57:11] Shmegma [390/691] has challenged Bart [183/720] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:58:14 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/07/17 08:57:22] Bart [497/720] has challenged dick [760/1233] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:25:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/07/17 09:57:29] Bart [310/720] has challenged Doody [836/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:27:38 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/07/17 10:57:34] squirtingbuffalo [445/471] has challenged Bart [292/720] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:11:34 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[10/07/17 13:57:54] Bart [511/720] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [399/471] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:10:40 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/07/17 14:41:05] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/17 16:58:13] Bart [82/720] has challenged Bot [20/692] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:43:12 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/07/17 19:58:32] Bot [219/692] has challenged Bart [380/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:46:30 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/07/17 20:13:33] Bart tamed a wild horse and taught it to fuck other irpg players! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:26:37 towards level 68.
[10/07/17 20:58:37] Bart [437/720] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [432/471] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:32:11 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/07/17 21:58:43] Bot [46/692] has challenged Bart [149/720] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:38:40 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/08/17 06:59:40] Bart [235/720] has challenged dick [1171/1233] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:08 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/08/17 07:15:02] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/08/17 11:00:03] Bart [67/720] has challenged dick [546/1233] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:54:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/08/17 12:00:09] Shmegma [644/691] has challenged Bart [50/720] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:24:15 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/08/17 13:00:16] Wordy [784/1108] has challenged Bart [494/720] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:55:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/08/17 13:04:04] Shmegma [397/691] has cum upon Bart [639/720] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:42:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/08/17 20:54:04] Bart [1/720] has challenged Bot [451/696] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:02:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/08/17 22:01:11] Wordy [930/1150] has challenged Bart [610/720] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:27:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/09/17 16:03:04] Bart [234/720] has challenged Shmegma [62/691] in combat and won! 11 days, 21:51:38 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/09/17 19:03:23] Wordy [266/1150] has challenged Bart [233/720] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:39:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/10/17 06:04:29] Bart [584/720] has challenged Wordy [1034/1152] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:42:19 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/10/17 06:57:35] Bot, Wordy, and Bart [2074/2534] have team battled Anky, Doody, and Shmegma [7/2437] and won! 0 days, 12:38:45 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/17 08:04:41] Bart [569/720] has challenged Wordy [512/1152] in combat and won! 11 days, 19:03:27 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/10/17 09:00:01] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Anky have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/10/17 09:49:30] Bart bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:48:44 from level 69.
[10/10/17 10:04:52] Bart [560/720] has challenged Anky [361/597] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:35:09 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/10/17 11:04:59] Bart [99/720] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [383/641] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:16:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/11/17 02:06:33] Bart [469/720] has challenged Anky [585/597] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:50:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/11/17 03:06:39] squirtingbuffalo [548/641] has challenged Bart [681/720] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:48:05 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[10/11/17 10:03:57] Bart was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:03:42 towards level 69.
[10/11/17 16:08:02] Bart [490/720] has challenged Bot [448/662] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:17:34 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/11/17 23:37:25] Anky [37/597] has challenged Bart [357/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:21:57 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/12/17 01:37:38] Bart [678/720] has challenged Shmegma [158/691] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:12:48 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/12/17 03:37:51] Bot [98/662] has challenged Bart [89/720] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:12:43 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/12/17 09:38:27] Bart [530/720] has challenged Wordy [1002/1152] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:01:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/12/17 16:22:15] Bart grew a third nipple! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:32:19 towards level 69.
[10/13/17 00:40:00] Shmegma [669/691] has challenged Bart [399/720] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:44:11 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/13/17 03:40:20] Bart [97/720] has challenged Doody [864/1149] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:45:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/13/17 04:40:26] Bot [150/662] has challenged Bart [257/720] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:55:04 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/13/17 09:28:56] Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Doody [2341/2942] have team battled Bot, Shmegma, and Bart [1020/2073] and won! 1 day, 02:26:22 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/17 09:40:57] Bart [342/720] has challenged dick [947/1282] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:43:19 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/13/17 13:41:22] Bart [145/720] has challenged Wordy [525/1152] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:27:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/13/17 14:41:29] Bart [554/720] has challenged Doody [840/1149] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:38:33 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/13/17 15:41:34] Bot [227/662] has challenged Bart [423/720] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:21:31 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/13/17 16:53:04] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/13/17 16:53:31] Bart [281/720] has cum upon Wordy [15/1152] and taken them in the face! 5 days, 06:16:26 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/13/17 17:05:02] Anky [346/597] has cum upon Bart [618/720] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:59:48 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/13/17 19:42:01] Wordy [484/1152] has challenged Bart [697/720] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:51:34 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/14/17 00:42:31] Wordy [819/1152] has challenged Bart [251/720] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:44:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/14/17 01:42:37] Bart [635/720] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [416/641] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:26:29 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/14/17 04:46:27] Anky, Bot, and Bart [770/1979] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Doody, and Shmegma [2270/2481] and lost! 0 days, 21:48:56 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/17 16:44:12] Bart [431/720] has challenged Shmegma [22/691] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:09:09 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/14/17 19:42:04] Bart had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:25:31 towards level 69.
[10/14/17 21:44:43] Bart [86/720] has challenged Anky [566/597] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:36:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/15/17 02:45:14] Doody [910/1149] has challenged Bart [480/720] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:56:46 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/15/17 05:45:33] Doody [703/1149] has challenged Bart [292/720] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:44:19 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/15/17 10:46:05] Bart [611/720] has challenged Doody [38/1149] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:31:54 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/15/17 13:46:25] Bart [539/720] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [97/641] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:17:31 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/15/17 14:46:31] Anky [60/597] has challenged Bart [369/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:20:29 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/15/17 17:46:51] Bart [301/720] has challenged Anky [174/597] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:57:00 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/15/17 19:47:03] Doody [327/1149] has challenged Bart [52/720] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:21:37 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/15/17 23:47:28] Bart [623/720] has challenged Wordy [747/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:24:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/16/17 07:48:17] squirtingbuffalo [635/641] has challenged Bart [173/720] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:32:34 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[10/16/17 09:48:29] Bart [398/720] has challenged Wordy [908/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:46:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/16/17 11:48:42] Bart [257/720] has challenged Wordy [713/1152] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:09:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/16/17 14:49:01] Wordy [547/1152] has challenged Bart [592/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:08:57 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/16/17 15:49:07] squirtingbuffalo [495/641] has challenged Bart [294/720] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:53:53 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[10/16/17 21:49:45] squirtingbuffalo [594/641] has challenged Bart [622/720] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:19:16 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[10/16/17 23:49:58] Bot [25/662] has challenged Bart [529/720] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:04:22 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/17/17 00:50:03] Doody [79/1149] has challenged Bart [536/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:22:30 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/17/17 03:50:24] Shmegma [699/710] has challenged Bart [89/720] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:04:45 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/17/17 04:50:30] Bart [482/720] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [558/641] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:13:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/17/17 09:51:01] Bart [665/720] has challenged Wordy [48/1152] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:50:17 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/17/17 11:51:14] Bart [688/720] has challenged Wordy [275/1152] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:52:11 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/17/17 14:51:34] Bart [446/720] has challenged Shmegma [162/710] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:36:19 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/17/17 20:52:12] Wordy [983/1152] has challenged Bart [480/720] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:53:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/17/17 22:52:10] Bart was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:13:23 towards level 69.
[10/18/17 00:52:37] Bart [552/720] has challenged Wordy [871/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:03:32 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/18/17 07:50:36] Bart was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:55:02 towards level 69.
[10/18/17 07:53:22] Bart [579/720] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [98/641] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:44:58 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/18/17 09:49:41] Bart [678/720] has cum upon Doody [53/1149] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 23:02:55 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/18/17 12:14:07] Bart, Doody, and Shmegma [825/2579] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Bot, and Wordy [1391/2455] and lost! 0 days, 19:10:14 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/17 12:53:53] squirtingbuffalo [158/641] has challenged Bart [463/720] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:44:02 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[10/18/17 19:54:37] Bart [489/720] has challenged dick [605/1282] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:44:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/18/17 20:54:43] Anky [514/597] has challenged Bart [709/720] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:18:57 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/18/17 21:07:18] Shmegma, Anky, and Bot [1567/1969] have team battled Bart, Wordy, and Doody [593/3021] and won! 3 days, 02:34:13 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/17 22:45:19] Bart was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:45:56 towards level 69.
[10/18/17 23:20:34] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/17 02:55:20] Anky [76/597] has challenged Bart [196/720] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:08:44 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/19/17 04:32:08] Bart hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:59:25 towards level 69.
[10/19/17 10:56:13] Bart [570/720] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [262/641] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:28:01 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/19/17 13:56:32] Bart [96/720] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [460/641] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:37:04 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/20/17 04:58:08] Bot [74/662] has challenged Bart [475/720] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:34:32 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/20/17 06:58:21] Shmegma [261/710] has challenged Bart [192/720] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:06:21 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/20/17 10:58:45] Shmegma [179/710] has challenged Bart [368/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:08:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/20/17 11:58:51] Shmegma [470/710] has challenged Bart [11/720] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:10:50 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/20/17 15:59:14] squirtingbuffalo [441/641] has challenged Bart [299/720] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:23:42 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[10/20/17 20:59:46] Bart [624/720] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [8/641] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:48:32 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/20/17 21:59:52] Doody [866/1149] has challenged Bart [373/720] in combat and won! 10 days, 01:31:26 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/20/17 23:51:57] Bart got knocked up. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:01:50 from level 69.
[10/21/17 00:00:04] Bart [183/720] has challenged Shmegma [670/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:07:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/21/17 01:41:11] Bart had a hot threesome! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:15:47 towards level 69.
[10/21/17 02:13:09] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/21/17 03:00:23] Shmegma [320/710] has challenged Bart [555/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:45:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/21/17 09:01:00] Shmegma [365/710] has challenged Bart [517/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:16:14 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/21/17 11:01:13] Bart [439/720] has challenged Bot [492/662] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:20:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/21/17 13:01:25] Bart [480/720] has challenged Anky [218/586] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:16:23 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/21/17 17:01:50] Bart [433/720] has challenged Anky [500/586] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:21:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/21/17 19:02:02] Anky [196/586] has challenged Bart [536/720] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:01:37 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/22/17 02:02:48] Bart [603/720] has challenged Shmegma [684/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/22/17 03:02:55] Bart [113/720] has challenged Bot [123/662] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:22:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/22/17 04:03:01] Bart [182/720] has challenged Shmegma [580/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/22/17 05:03:08] Bart [469/720] has challenged Anky [529/586] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:50:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/22/17 08:03:27] Bart [483/720] has challenged Shmegma [160/710] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:32:20 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/22/17 23:16:41] Bart reinforced her shield with a dragon's scales! Bart's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/23/17 04:05:36] Bot [434/662] has challenged Bart [259/723] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:53:43 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/23/17 04:05:36] In the lemon party, Bart dropped her level 85 tunic! Bot picks it up, tossing her old level 36 tunic to Bart.
[10/23/17 06:05:48] Anky [621/623] has challenged Bart [646/669] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:12:43 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/23/17 09:58:49] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/23/17 11:06:19] Bart [453/669] has challenged Wordy [530/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:57:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/23/17 12:06:26] Doody [524/1115] has challenged Bart [71/669] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:34:25 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/23/17 17:06:58] Bart [342/669] has challenged Anky [39/623] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:45:36 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/23/17 18:07:04] Bart [550/669] has challenged Anky [499/623] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:36:38 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/23/17 20:07:16] Doody [898/1115] has challenged Bart [80/669] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:10:02 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/23/17 20:07:16] Doody has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:27:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/23/17 21:07:23] Anky [409/623] has challenged Bart [512/669] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:36:12 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/24/17 00:07:43] Bart [423/669] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [441/641] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:42:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/24/17 02:07:56] Bart [501/669] has challenged Anky [475/623] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:10:22 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/24/17 02:17:19] Bart [417/669] has cum upon Wordy [112/1152] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 09:14:16 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/24/17 04:08:10] Bot [428/711] has challenged Bart [403/669] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:39:04 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/24/17 08:08:36] Bart [322/669] has challenged Wordy [613/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:25:14 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/24/17 10:08:48] Bart [23/669] has challenged Anky [277/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:55:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/24/17 14:09:13] Wordy [646/1152] has challenged Bart [142/669] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:27:05 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/24/17 18:40:00] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/17 21:42:51] Bart was rejuvenated by a coffee enema! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:26:53 towards level 69.
[10/25/17 03:10:35] Bart [50/669] has challenged Shmegma [681/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:26:04 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/25/17 07:11:01] Doody [379/1115] has challenged Bart [601/669] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:06:00 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/25/17 07:32:03] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/25/17 09:11:13] Bart [290/669] has challenged Wordy [758/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:17:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/25/17 13:11:38] Wordy [155/1152] has challenged Bart [213/669] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:52:51 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/25/17 14:11:44] Bart [508/669] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [556/641] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/25/17 16:11:56] Bart [302/669] has challenged Shmegma [491/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:04:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/26/17 00:12:42] Bart [6/669] has challenged Wordy [1040/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:16:07 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/26/17 03:13:02] Doody [467/1115] has challenged Bart [455/669] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:57:36 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/26/17 06:13:21] Bart [22/669] has challenged Bot [683/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:42:56 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/26/17 08:41:44] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/17 11:13:50] Bart [498/669] has challenged Doody [751/1115] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:36:41 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/26/17 13:59:38] Shmegma [338/794] has challenged Bart [318/669] in combat and won! 11 days, 10:06:08 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/26/17 14:14:09] Bot [591/711] has challenged Bart [328/669] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:24:26 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/26/17 14:15:25] Bart [232/669] has cum upon Doody [545/1115] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:47:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/26/17 15:14:16] Bart [262/669] has challenged Bot [189/711] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:30:59 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/26/17 19:14:40] Shmegma [24/794] has challenged Bart [233/669] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:15:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/26/17 21:40:13] Bart grew a third nipple! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:15:55 towards level 69.
[10/26/17 22:18:41] squirtingbuffalo [366/641] has challenged Bart [553/669] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:11:34 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[10/27/17 01:15:17] Doody [703/1115] has challenged Bart [280/669] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:39:57 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/27/17 05:15:42] Bart [436/669] has challenged Shmegma [460/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:15:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/27/17 05:35:44] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/27/17 06:42:40] Bart was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:03:51 from level 69.
[10/27/17 10:16:15] Bart [511/669] has challenged Wordy [142/1152] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:29 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/27/17 12:16:27] Shmegma [277/794] has challenged Bart [293/669] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:33:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/27/17 14:16:39] Bart [232/669] has challenged Wordy [731/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:56:29 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/27/17 18:17:05] Doody [69/1115] has challenged Bart [277/669] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:30:17 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/27/17 20:17:17] Wordy [196/1152] has challenged Bart [583/669] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:20:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/27/17 22:17:29] Bot [162/711] has challenged Bart [55/669] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:41:38 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/27/17 22:17:29] Bot has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:08:55 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/27/17 22:43:47] Bart, Bot, and Shmegma [449/2174] have team battled Doody, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo [1581/2379] and lost! 0 days, 00:14:21 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/17 23:17:35] Bart [71/669] has challenged Anky [178/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/28/17 00:14:38] Bart [127/669] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [49/641] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:05:55 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/28/17 03:18:01] Doody [1016/1115] has challenged Bart [657/669] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:28:34 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/28/17 05:18:13] Bart [113/669] has challenged Doody [701/1115] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:54:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/28/17 09:18:40] Bart [412/669] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [0/641] in combat and won! 8 days, 21:56:12 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/28/17 13:19:05] Bart [468/669] has challenged Shmegma [378/794] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:38:26 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/28/17 15:19:19] Bart [145/669] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [116/641] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:43:21 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/28/17 21:19:57] Anky [150/623] has challenged Bart [542/669] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:24:33 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/29/17 00:33:56] Doody, Bart, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/29/17 00:33:59] Bart [21/669] has cum upon Doody [106/1115] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:55:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/29/17 03:13:42] Doody [775/1115] has challenged Bart [243/669] in combat and won! 11 days, 22:20:32 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/29/17 03:20:34] Bart [112/669] has challenged Doody [343/1115] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:25:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/29/17 09:21:13] Bot [4/711] has challenged Bart [261/669] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:49:00 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/29/17 13:21:38] Bart [577/669] has challenged Anky [276/623] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:40:43 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/29/17 16:21:57] Bart [329/669] has challenged Shmegma [630/794] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:10:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/29/17 19:22:16] Bart [79/669] has challenged Doody [868/1115] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:38:41 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/30/17 01:22:56] Shmegma [701/794] has challenged Bart [179/669] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:57:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/30/17 06:23:28] Bart [261/669] has challenged Bot [598/711] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:40:30 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/30/17 11:24:03] Bart [224/669] has challenged Anky [485/623] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:58:15 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/30/17 12:24:09] Bart [284/669] has challenged Bot [321/711] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:19:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/30/17 15:24:28] Bart [519/669] has challenged dick [160/1282] in combat and won! 8 days, 14:55:39 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/30/17 17:24:41] Shmegma [422/794] has challenged Bart [302/669] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:28:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/30/17 17:51:59] Wordy, Bot, and Anky [2230/2486] have team battled Shmegma, Bart, and Doody [1419/2578] and won! 1 day, 03:49:00 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/17 20:25:00] Anky [212/623] has challenged Bart [1/669] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:58:46 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/30/17 23:25:20] Anky [485/623] has challenged Bart [11/669] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:43:56 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/31/17 07:26:10] Bart [323/669] has challenged Wordy [20/1152] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:20:11 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/31/17 14:26:54] Bart [442/669] has challenged Wordy [144/1152] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:28:00 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/31/17 15:27:00] Bart [368/669] has challenged Anky [20/623] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:11:13 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/31/17 17:27:14] Shmegma [529/794] has challenged Bart [468/669] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:31:36 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/31/17 18:27:20] Bot [107/711] has challenged Bart [7/669] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:56:40 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/31/17 21:16:11] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/31/17 23:27:52] Shmegma [440/794] has challenged Bart [59/669] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:24:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/01/17 01:28:04] Wordy [554/1152] has challenged Bart [519/669] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:06:28 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/01/17 05:28:30] Bart [367/669] has challenged dick [596/1282] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:40:07 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/01/17 07:28:42] Bart [173/669] has challenged Anky [427/623] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:10:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/01/17 11:29:08] Bart [632/669] has challenged dick [178/1282] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:18:20 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/01/17 15:29:32] Bot [368/711] has challenged Bart [421/669] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:04 is added to Bot's clock.
[11/01/17 22:30:18] Doody [1016/1115] has challenged Bart [391/669] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:17:22 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/02/17 00:48:32] Bart, Doody, and Wordy [1924/2936] have team battled Anky, Shmegma, and Bot [1027/2128] and won! 2 days, 00:30:44 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/17 01:30:36] Bot [162/711] has challenged Bart [269/669] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:28:05 is added to Bot's clock.
[11/02/17 07:31:13] Bart [247/669] has challenged Shmegma [187/738] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:47:04 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/02/17 10:31:31] Bot [114/762] has challenged Bart [60/669] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:37:47 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/02/17 13:31:50] Wordy [378/1152] has challenged Bart [447/669] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:19:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/02/17 19:32:26] Doody [879/1115] has challenged Bart [103/669] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:46:32 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/02/17 23:32:50] Bart [637/669] has challenged Shmegma [447/738] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:34:13 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/03/17 03:33:17] Bot [433/762] has challenged Bart [231/669] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:04 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/03/17 04:33:22] Bart [534/669] has challenged Anky [542/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:39:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/03/17 09:33:55] Bart [462/669] has challenged Wordy [845/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:37:50 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/03/17 09:52:33] Bart invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:15:26 towards level 70.
[11/03/17 11:34:07] Bart [177/669] has challenged Wordy [241/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:06:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/03/17 14:34:28] Bart [384/669] has challenged Anky [406/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:48:38 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/03/17 15:09:37] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/17 15:19:23] Shmegma [240/738] has cum upon Bart [579/669] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:18:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/03/17 15:34:35] Bart [14/669] has challenged Bot [319/762] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:41:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/03/17 15:53:13] Anky [427/623] has challenged Bart [278/669] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:37:20 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/03/17 18:34:52] Doody [626/1115] has challenged Bart [21/669] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:37:44 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/03/17 19:44:21] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/03/17 22:35:17] Bart [653/669] has challenged Wordy [750/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:56:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/04/17 04:35:54] Bart [2/669] has challenged dick [1269/1282] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:31:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/04/17 06:36:06] Doody [716/1115] has challenged Bart [72/669] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:47:56 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/04/17 08:36:18] Bart [213/669] has challenged Doody [925/1115] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:10:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/04/17 10:36:30] Bart [68/669] has challenged Wordy [222/1152] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:30:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/04/17 15:37:02] Anky [343/623] has challenged Bart [250/669] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:47:07 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/04/17 16:37:08] Bart [411/669] has challenged Wordy [536/1152] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:39:08 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/04/17 22:37:44] Bot [476/762] has challenged Bart [437/669] in combat and won! 8 days, 18:22:02 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/05/17 01:38:09] Bart [369/669] has challenged Doody [330/1115] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:06:49 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/05/17 10:39:06] Doody [1045/1115] has challenged Bart [417/669] in combat and won! 11 days, 00:50:12 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/05/17 11:39:13] Doody [711/1115] has challenged Bart [392/669] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:38:39 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/05/17 23:40:31] Shmegma [480/738] has challenged Bart [600/669] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:13:06 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/06/17 00:40:38] Bart [286/669] has challenged Doody [538/1115] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:28:56 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/06/17 03:40:56] Bart [551/669] has challenged Shmegma [464/738] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:52:18 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/06/17 08:41:26] Anky [177/623] has challenged Bart [648/669] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:47:17 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/06/17 12:41:51] Bart [289/669] has challenged Bot [169/762] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:47:10 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/06/17 15:42:11] squirtingbuffalo [45/641] has challenged Bart [569/669] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:34:33 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/06/17 19:42:36] Bart [79/669] has challenged Doody [581/1115] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:40:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/06/17 22:13:47] Bart accidentally put gas in their diesel engine by mistake. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:25:25 from level 70.
[11/06/17 23:27:13] Bart, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/07/17 01:43:14] Doody [204/1115] has challenged Bart [414/669] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:54:18 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/07/17 04:43:35] squirtingbuffalo [149/641] has challenged Bart [111/669] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:32:05 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/07/17 07:31:26] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 4 days, 13:54:17 toward level 70.
[11/07/17 07:43:55] Bot [746/762] has challenged Bart [402/669] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:32:49 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/07/17 09:44:07] Bart [434/669] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [0/641] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:20:55 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/07/17 11:44:20] Bart [498/669] has challenged Wordy [1148/1155] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:01:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/08/17 01:45:53] Bart [354/669] has challenged Doody [556/1086] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:20:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/08/17 04:46:11] Bart [504/669] has challenged Anky [290/623] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:32:15 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/08/17 04:46:11] Bart has dealt Anky a Critical Strike! 3 days, 23:39:43 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/08/17 09:46:43] squirtingbuffalo [511/635] has challenged Bart [307/669] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:17:25 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/08/17 09:46:43] In the lemon party, Bart dropped her level 45 charm! squirtingbuffalo picks it up, tossing her old level 33 charm to Bart.
[11/08/17 11:46:56] Bart [186/656] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [391/647] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:27:30 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/08/17 15:28:25] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/17 20:47:51] Doody [853/1086] has challenged Bart [480/656] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:35:30 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/09/17 00:48:17] Doody [187/1086] has challenged Bart [522/656] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:56:00 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/09/17 02:48:30] Wordy [760/1155] has challenged Bart [485/656] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:54:06 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/09/17 14:49:44] Bart [189/656] has challenged Shmegma [554/738] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:46:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/09/17 16:18:26] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/09/17 17:50:03] Bart [469/656] has challenged Bot [84/762] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:10:24 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/09/17 20:50:22] Wordy [77/1155] has challenged Bart [438/656] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:31:38 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/09/17 21:50:28] Bart [47/656] has challenged Doody [352/835] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:41:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/10/17 00:50:47] Bot [628/762] has challenged Bart [426/656] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:25:50 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/10/17 06:51:24] Bart [367/656] has challenged dick [524/1285] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:59:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/10/17 12:52:02] Doody [76/835] has challenged Bart [92/656] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:00:35 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/10/17 15:50:24] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/10/17 23:53:10] Wordy [1022/1155] has challenged Bart [3/656] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:49:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/11/17 00:53:17] Bart [194/656] has challenged Wordy [544/1155] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:53:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/11/17 02:53:29] Bart [139/656] has challenged Anky [712/899] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:56:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/11/17 04:53:43] Bot [462/762] has challenged Bart [343/656] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:57:42 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/11/17 21:55:29] Bart [336/656] has challenged Wordy [554/1155] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:21:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/11/17 23:55:41] Bart [446/656] has challenged Doody [827/835] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:49:07 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/12/17 02:56:00] Doody [353/835] has challenged Bart [6/656] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:17:41 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/12/17 16:57:28] Wordy [288/1155] has challenged Bart [12/656] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:43:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/12/17 18:57:40] Bart [258/656] has challenged Bot [385/762] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:40:03 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/12/17 20:57:52] Bart [607/656] has challenged Doody [252/835] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:28:04 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/13/17 00:58:16] Bot [669/762] has challenged Bart [569/656] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:25:46 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/13/17 06:35:39] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/13/17 09:59:14] Bot [352/762] has challenged Bart [318/656] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:17:58 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/13/17 16:43:16] Wordy slipped a mickey to Bart and stole her level 62 pair of gloves while they were passed out! Wordy leaves her old level 40 pair of gloves behind, which Bart then takes. Also Bart wakes up with a really sore asshole.
[11/13/17 19:00:13] Bart [590/632] has challenged Anky [284/899] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:30:04 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/13/17 22:17:32] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Anky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/13/17 23:00:39] Bart [278/632] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [122/647] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:36:10 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/14/17 05:01:18] Bart [554/632] has challenged Wordy [914/1175] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:06:30 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/14/17 13:59:07] Bart tamed a wild horse and taught it to fuck other irpg players! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:45:32 towards level 70.
[11/14/17 16:02:30] Shmegma [555/738] has challenged Bart [454/632] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:41:43 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/15/17 02:03:35] squirtingbuffalo [69/662] has challenged Bart [12/632] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:58:39 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/15/17 05:03:55] Bart [356/632] has challenged Anky [735/899] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:18:55 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/15/17 06:04:01] Bart [185/632] has challenged Anky [360/899] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:08:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/15/17 08:04:14] Doody [466/835] has challenged Bart [107/632] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:01:07 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/15/17 09:04:20] Bart [468/632] has challenged Bot [481/762] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:51:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/15/17 11:04:33] Anky [624/899] has challenged Bart [460/632] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:00:48 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/15/17 11:04:33] Anky has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 1 day, 04:11:30 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/15/17 14:04:52] Bart [453/632] has challenged Wordy [847/1175] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:07:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/15/17 15:04:58] Wordy [938/1175] has challenged Bart [48/632] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:37:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/15/17 17:40:26] Bart grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:44:28 towards level 70.
[11/16/17 08:06:45] Wordy [821/1175] has challenged Bart [345/632] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:39:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/16/17 09:06:51] Bart [82/632] has challenged dick [95/1307] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:44:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/16/17 13:07:16] Bart [52/632] has challenged Shmegma [400/738] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:44:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/16/17 16:18:21] Bart [407/632] has challenged Doody [362/835] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:36:08 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/16/17 17:18:26] Bart [335/632] has challenged dick [1110/1307] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:20:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/16/17 18:18:32] squirtingbuffalo [187/662] has challenged Bart [236/632] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:39:51 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/16/17 19:18:38] Anky [547/899] has challenged Bart [620/632] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:56:45 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/16/17 21:18:50] Bart [398/632] has challenged Shmegma [720/738] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:28:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/16/17 22:18:57] squirtingbuffalo [550/662] has challenged Bart [76/632] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:20:02 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/16/17 22:18:57] squirtingbuffalo has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 1 day, 09:57:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/17/17 01:19:16] Wordy [597/1175] has challenged Bart [387/632] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:41:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/17/17 08:20:01] squirtingbuffalo [206/662] has challenged Bart [1/632] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:39:51 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/17/17 11:20:20] Bart [252/632] has challenged dick [819/1307] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:30:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/17/17 16:20:52] Bart [361/632] has challenged Doody [145/827] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:55:29 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/18/17 01:00:55] Bart was rejuvenated by a coffee enema! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:06:46 towards level 70.
[11/18/17 06:22:16] Anky [832/899] has challenged Bart [631/632] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:00:57 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/18/17 10:22:39] Bart [65/632] has challenged Wordy [861/1175] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:16:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/18/17 13:22:57] squirtingbuffalo [415/662] has challenged Bart [328/632] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:56:10 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/18/17 16:10:20] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/19/17 02:24:18] Bart [595/632] has challenged Doody [298/827] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:27:27 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/19/17 03:24:24] Bart [585/632] has challenged Shmegma [345/738] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:26:15 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/19/17 04:24:30] Bart [343/632] has challenged Doody [234/827] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:16:40 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/19/17 05:24:36] Wordy [734/1175] has challenged Bart [255/632] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:20:54 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/19/17 05:24:36] In the lemon party, Bart dropped her level 37 shield! Wordy picks it up, tossing her old level 36 shield to Bart.
[11/19/17 08:24:55] Wordy [832/1176] has challenged Bart [551/631] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:34:05 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/19/17 08:24:55] Wordy has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 0 days, 19:57:56 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/19/17 11:25:13] Bart [320/631] has challenged dick [262/1308] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:00:47 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/19/17 14:25:31] Shmegma [444/738] has challenged Bart [559/631] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:27:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/19/17 15:25:37] squirtingbuffalo [340/662] has challenged Bart [299/631] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:41:37 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/19/17 15:45:06] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/19/17 17:29:52] Doody, Bot, and Anky [1798/2488] have team battled Bart, Wordy, and Shmegma [811/2545] and won! 3 days, 20:40:48 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/17 07:27:18] Bot [178/762] has challenged Bart [236/631] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:25:25 is added to Bot's clock.
[11/20/17 14:28:02] Bart [149/631] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [593/662] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:48:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/20/17 16:28:16] Bot [89/762] has challenged Bart [608/631] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:26:50 is added to Bot's clock.
[11/20/17 20:28:41] Shmegma [604/738] has challenged Bart [489/631] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:02:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/21/17 07:29:53] Bart [588/631] has challenged Doody [658/827] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:58:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/21/17 10:30:13] Bart [191/631] has challenged Doody [811/827] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:03:38 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/21/17 19:31:10] Shmegma [595/738] has challenged Bart [128/631] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:06:45 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/21/17 23:31:36] Bart [377/631] has challenged Shmegma [299/738] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:36:31 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/22/17 00:31:42] Bart [27/631] has challenged Shmegma [330/738] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:33:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/22/17 04:32:07] squirtingbuffalo [227/662] has challenged Bart [433/631] in combat and lost! 8 days, 07:22:36 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/22/17 10:57:23] Bart [253/631] has challenged dick [776/1308] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:45:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/22/17 11:57:28] squirtingbuffalo [559/662] has challenged Bart [508/631] in combat and won! 18 days, 18:15:09 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/22/17 12:57:32] Bart [251/631] has challenged dick [327/1308] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:56:32 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/22/17 13:57:37] Shmegma [133/738] has challenged Bart [266/631] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:12:02 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/22/17 16:57:52] Bart [598/631] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [114/662] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:01:03 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/22/17 17:57:57] squirtingbuffalo [350/662] has challenged Bart [349/631] in combat and won! 15 days, 12:41:18 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/22/17 18:58:03] Bart [581/631] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [407/662] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:29:40 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/22/17 19:58:08] squirtingbuffalo [299/662] has challenged Bart [237/631] in combat and won! 12 days, 20:59:26 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/22/17 20:58:13] squirtingbuffalo [31/662] has challenged Bart [377/631] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:41:02 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/23/17 00:58:31] Wordy [52/1176] has challenged Bart [291/631] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:57:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/23/17 07:59:06] Bart [394/631] has challenged Anky [109/904] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:15:02 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/23/17 09:59:15] Bart [131/631] has challenged Anky [347/904] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:03:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/23/17 10:43:44] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/17 11:59:25] Doody [714/827] has challenged Bart [66/631] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:28:26 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/23/17 12:59:31] Doody [760/827] has challenged Bart [391/631] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:06:47 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/23/17 17:59:54] Bart [19/631] has challenged Wordy [33/1176] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:44:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/23/17 20:00:03] Bart [438/631] has challenged Anky [876/904] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:25:19 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/24/17 00:00:24] Bart [336/631] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [41/662] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:30:06 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/24/17 01:06:48] Bart got kicked right in the snatch. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:25:20 from level 70.
[11/24/17 06:00:54] Wordy [112/1176] has challenged Bart [375/631] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:43:06 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/24/17 08:01:04] squirtingbuffalo [229/662] has challenged Bart [561/631] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:34:20 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/24/17 16:01:43] Bart [485/631] has challenged Wordy [1130/1176] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:15:50 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/24/17 18:01:53] Bart [279/631] has challenged Bot [284/762] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:58:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/24/17 20:02:02] Doody [325/827] has challenged Bart [584/631] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:54:37 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/24/17 22:02:12] Bart [9/631] has challenged Doody [233/827] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:41:04 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/25/17 03:16:27] Bart [57/631] has cum upon Wordy [961/1176] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:47:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/25/17 04:02:42] Bot [579/762] has challenged Bart [507/631] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:45:12 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/25/17 05:02:47] Bart [545/631] has challenged Doody [202/827] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:26:45 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/25/17 12:03:22] squirtingbuffalo [283/913] has challenged Bart [574/631] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:15:22 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/25/17 15:03:37] Wordy [1073/1176] has challenged Bart [373/631] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:57:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/25/17 15:07:28] Bart invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:37:20 towards level 70.
[11/25/17 16:03:41] Bart [498/631] has challenged Wordy [1046/1176] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:05:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/25/17 17:03:47] Bart [371/631] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [328/913] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:52:43 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/25/17 20:04:01] Wordy [1085/1176] has challenged Bart [144/631] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:22:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/25/17 21:04:06] Bart [379/631] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [910/913] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:55:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/26/17 00:04:21] squirtingbuffalo [776/913] has challenged Bart [193/631] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:20:28 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/26/17 01:04:26] squirtingbuffalo [907/913] has challenged Bart [286/631] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:21:11 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/26/17 05:04:46] Doody [335/576] has challenged Bart [461/631] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:57:41 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/26/17 06:04:51] Bart [412/631] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [756/913] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:05:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/26/17 17:46:12] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/26/17 17:47:33] Shmegma [16/731] has cum upon Bart [192/631] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:25:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/26/17 23:06:12] Bot [758/762] has challenged Bart [601/631] in combat and won! 7 days, 21:58:01 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/27/17 03:06:31] Bart [14/631] has challenged Doody [457/576] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:05:35 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/27/17 06:06:47] Shmegma [310/731] has challenged Bart [484/631] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:41:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/27/17 07:06:52] Wordy [1173/1176] has challenged Bart [623/631] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:02:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/27/17 08:34:20] Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot [738/2851] have team battled Anky, Bart, and Shmegma [1455/2266] and lost! 0 days, 01:53:42 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/17 09:07:01] squirtingbuffalo [38/913] has challenged Bart [555/631] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:23:36 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/27/17 11:07:12] Bart [254/631] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [683/913] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:32:14 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/27/17 12:07:16] Wordy [563/1176] has challenged Bart [206/631] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:19:46 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/27/17 12:08:34] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/17 14:07:27] Anky [628/904] has challenged Bart [114/631] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:02:21 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/27/17 15:07:32] Bart [15/631] has challenged Shmegma [148/731] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:42:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/27/17 16:29:41] Bart, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/27/17 19:09:22] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/17 02:08:27] Bart [385/631] has challenged Doody [351/576] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:55:30 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/28/17 02:08:27] In the lemon party, Doody dropped her level 67 set of leggings! Bart picks it up, tossing her old level 43 set of leggings to Doody.
[11/28/17 03:08:31] Bart [400/657] has challenged Shmegma [45/731] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:21:10 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/28/17 03:11:16] Wordy, Bart, and squirtingbuffalo [1370/2746] have team battled Bot, Doody, and Anky [618/2280] and won! 0 days, 01:06:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/17 08:08:56] Bot [144/762] has challenged Bart [404/657] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:29:57 is added to Bot's clock.
[11/28/17 14:09:29] Doody [332/531] has challenged Bart [465/657] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:07:26 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/28/17 18:09:48] Bart [173/657] has challenged Wordy [857/1176] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:41:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/28/17 19:09:53] Bart [62/657] has challenged Wordy [1080/1176] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:58:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/28/17 22:10:09] Bart [231/657] has challenged Doody [195/531] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:37:45 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/28/17 23:10:13] Bart [309/657] has challenged Bot [627/762] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:21:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/29/17 01:10:24] Doody [2/531] has challenged Bart [575/657] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:20:27 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/29/17 02:30:07] squirtingbuffalo [351/913] has challenged Bart [277/657] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:22:56 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/29/17 03:10:34] Bart [146/657] has challenged Anky [528/984] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:53:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/29/17 07:10:56] Shmegma [17/731] has challenged Bart [68/657] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:57:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/29/17 08:11:01] Bart [326/657] has challenged Doody [113/531] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:44:53 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/29/17 14:11:32] Bart [264/657] has challenged Wordy [252/771] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:10:00 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/29/17 21:12:08] Wordy [592/771] has challenged Bart [6/657] in combat and won! 10 days, 10:18:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/29/17 23:55:04] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/17 02:12:33] Bart [498/657] has challenged Doody [57/984] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:56:33 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/30/17 07:41:51] Bart found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:07:11 towards level 70.
[11/30/17 13:53:42] Bart hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:19:38 towards level 70.
[11/30/17 17:13:46] Bart [244/657] has challenged Wordy [758/771] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:05:29 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/30/17 21:14:07] squirtingbuffalo [817/913] has challenged Bart [555/657] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:49:53 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[11/30/17 23:14:17] Bot [357/762] has challenged Bart [88/657] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:46:55 is removed from Bot's clock.
[12/01/17 01:14:28] Bart [408/657] has challenged Wordy [576/771] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:27:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/01/17 07:14:58] Bart [154/657] has challenged Anky [759/985] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:05:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/01/17 10:29:43] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/01/17 10:38:08] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/17 15:15:35] Shmegma [688/733] has challenged Bart [526/657] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:11:27 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/01/17 19:15:56] squirtingbuffalo [528/908] has challenged Bart [572/657] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:39:49 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/01/17 23:16:15] Bart [476/657] has challenged Bot [315/762] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:39:23 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/02/17 02:16:30] Shmegma [159/733] has challenged Bart [39/657] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:43:44 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/02/17 04:16:40] Bart [602/657] has challenged Bot [701/762] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:14 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/02/17 04:41:35] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 1 day, 02:06:48 toward level 70.
[12/02/17 05:16:45] Bart [533/657] has challenged Bot [49/762] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:44:25 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/02/17 08:17:01] Bart [139/657] has challenged Doody [159/984] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/02/17 09:25:27] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/02/17 10:17:11] Bart [76/657] has challenged Wordy [680/771] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:11:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/02/17 11:17:16] Bart [382/657] has challenged dick [693/985] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/02/17 11:20:25] Anky [228/985] has cum upon Bart [271/657] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:12:08 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/02/17 11:27:43] Anky [232/985] has cum upon Bart [185/657] and taken them in the face! 2 days, 14:09:44 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/02/17 15:17:35] Bart [551/657] has challenged dick [797/985] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:43:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/02/17 16:17:40] Bot [335/762] has challenged Bart [173/657] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:47:32 is removed from Bot's clock.
[12/02/17 17:17:45] Doody [376/984] has challenged Bart [352/657] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:15:07 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/02/17 17:17:45] Doody has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:10:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/02/17 20:18:02] Doody [449/984] has challenged Bart [363/657] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:49:06 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/02/17 22:18:11] squirtingbuffalo [571/908] has challenged Bart [227/657] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:38:09 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/03/17 00:06:40] Bart was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:00:44 from level 70.
[12/03/17 00:22:11] Bart [114/679] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [245/908] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:09:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/03/17 03:18:35] Wordy [125/771] has challenged Bart [639/679] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:30:49 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/03/17 04:18:40] Bart [13/679] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [211/908] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:41:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/03/17 06:18:52] Bart [413/679] has challenged dick [671/985] in combat and lost! 7 days, 05:49:36 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/03/17 17:19:45] Bart [464/679] has challenged Doody [803/984] in combat and lost! 8 days, 17:07:07 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/04/17 00:20:19] Shmegma [471/733] has challenged Bart [236/679] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:09:52 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/04/17 03:10:21] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Bart in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 21 days, 00:05:06 from level 71.
[12/04/17 04:37:11] Shmegma, Bart, and Anky [141/2409] have team battled Doody, Wordy, and Bot [1720/2517] and lost! 2 days, 02:28:11 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/17 07:20:53] Doody [58/984] has challenged Bart [368/679] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:07:01 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/04/17 09:21:04] Shmegma [643/733] has challenged Bart [517/679] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:52:06 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/04/17 11:21:14] Bot [10/762] has challenged Bart [670/679] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:18:18 is added to Bot's clock.
[12/04/17 15:21:32] squirtingbuffalo [621/897] has challenged Bart [178/679] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:03:37 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/04/17 20:21:58] Bart [542/679] has challenged Bot [714/762] in combat and lost! 11 days, 03:46:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/04/17 23:22:14] Bart [347/679] has challenged Bot [24/762] in combat and won! 22 days, 01:39:59 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/04/17 23:22:14] In the lemon party, Bot dropped her level 37 shield! Bart picks it up, tossing her old level 36 shield to Bot.
[12/05/17 05:22:42] Bart [306/680] has challenged Shmegma [275/733] in combat and won! 19 days, 01:18:51 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/05/17 13:23:22] squirtingbuffalo [238/897] has challenged Bart [299/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:30:19 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/05/17 15:48:06] Shmegma, Anky, and Doody [1304/2714] have team battled Bart, Wordy, and squirtingbuffalo [336/2348] and won! 0 days, 19:22:23 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/17 16:23:35] Bart [192/680] has challenged Bot [370/761] in combat and lost! 8 days, 12:33:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/05/17 17:23:41] Bot [580/761] has challenged Bart [301/680] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:39:11 is removed from Bot's clock.
[12/06/17 01:24:20] Bart [455/680] has challenged Doody [447/984] in combat and won! 18 days, 16:13:42 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/06/17 01:24:20] Bart has dealt Doody a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:37:28 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/06/17 02:24:24] squirtingbuffalo [139/897] has challenged Bart [50/680] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:31:18 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/06/17 05:12:46] Bart found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:14:14 towards level 71.
[12/06/17 05:24:37] Bart [447/680] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [562/897] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:43:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/06/17 10:25:02] Bart [673/680] has challenged dick [394/985] in combat and won! 15 days, 01:40:44 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/06/17 17:25:36] Bart [223/680] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [682/897] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:34:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/06/17 17:32:12] Bot [35/771] has challenged Bart [192/680] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:14:12 is added to Bot's clock.
[12/06/17 19:25:45] Bart [399/680] has challenged Doody [433/984] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:24:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/06/17 22:26:00] Bart [279/680] has challenged Anky [477/997] in combat and lost! 7 days, 05:40:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/06/17 23:26:05] Bart [356/680] has challenged Anky [749/997] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:56:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/07/17 01:22:40] Bart found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 20:50:59 towards level 71.
[12/07/17 04:56:57] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/07/17 06:26:40] Doody [446/984] has challenged Bart [560/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:10:42 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/07/17 07:00:12] Bart hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:44:16 towards level 71.
[12/07/17 07:26:45] Bart [229/680] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [705/1033] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:23:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/07/17 08:26:50] Doody [175/984] has challenged Bart [139/680] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:28:23 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/07/17 10:26:59] Bart [218/680] has challenged Doody [891/984] in combat and lost! 6 days, 16:03:41 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/07/17 11:27:03] Wordy [362/771] has challenged Bart [521/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:55:44 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/07/17 12:27:09] Anky [425/848] has challenged Bart [418/680] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:41:49 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/07/17 15:27:23] Bart [274/680] has challenged dick [243/1034] in combat and won! 13 days, 10:01:55 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/08/17 01:28:10] Doody [229/984] has challenged Bart [377/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:17 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/08/17 05:45:40] Bart found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:07:14 towards level 71.
[12/08/17 12:29:02] Doody [205/989] has challenged Bart [210/680] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:53:43 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/08/17 13:29:08] Shmegma [695/733] has challenged Bart [504/680] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:13:57 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/08/17 14:29:13] Wordy [530/771] has challenged Bart [542/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:44:58 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/08/17 16:29:23] Bart [289/680] has challenged Doody [12/989] in combat and won! 9 days, 08:35:41 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/08/17 19:29:38] Anky [247/848] has challenged Bart [68/680] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:59:57 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/08/17 22:29:52] Bart [475/680] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [678/1033] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:18:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/09/17 00:30:02] Shmegma [277/733] has challenged Bart [29/680] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:55:14 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/09/17 04:30:22] Bot [163/771] has challenged Bart [558/680] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:22:35 is added to Bot's clock.
[12/09/17 07:09:31] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/09/17 08:30:41] Bart [274/680] has challenged Bot [350/765] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:09:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/09/17 10:30:51] Bart [425/680] has challenged Shmegma [226/740] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:26:50 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/09/17 14:31:10] Bart [204/680] has challenged Wordy [143/771] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:50:56 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/09/17 17:31:25] Bart [532/680] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [185/1033] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:05:20 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/09/17 19:31:35] Wordy [174/771] has challenged Bart [657/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:56 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/09/17 21:31:44] Bot [611/765] has challenged Bart [194/680] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:10:12 is removed from Bot's clock.
[12/10/17 03:32:14] Bart [225/680] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [193/1033] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:55:17 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/10/17 06:32:28] Doody [511/989] has challenged Bart [81/680] in combat and won! 11 days, 15:41:29 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/10/17 08:32:38] Shmegma [421/759] has challenged Bart [186/680] in combat and won! 13 days, 02:41:10 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/10/17 09:32:44] Bart [244/680] has challenged dick [111/1034] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:05:53 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/10/17 09:53:15] Bot, Anky, and Bart [1072/2293] have team battled Shmegma, Doody, and squirtingbuffalo [665/2781] and won! 2 days, 04:48:36 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/17 10:00:52] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/10/17 11:32:53] Bart [650/680] has challenged Doody [606/989] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:21:37 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/10/17 12:32:58] Bart [248/680] has challenged Doody [490/989] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:41:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/10/17 17:33:22] squirtingbuffalo [605/1057] has challenged Bart [131/680] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:35:47 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/10/17 17:43:02] Bart got their period in gym class.... on the trampoline. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:57:19 from level 71.
[12/10/17 19:33:32] Bot [565/765] has challenged Bart [278/680] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:40:24 is removed from Bot's clock.
[12/10/17 22:33:47] Bot [648/765] has challenged Bart [503/680] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:18:29 is removed from Bot's clock.
[12/10/17 23:33:52] Bart [446/680] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [145/1057] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:19:18 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/11/17 04:30:06] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/11/17 04:50:38] Bart [173/680] has cum upon Wordy [408/802] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:12:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/11/17 06:34:26] Bart [146/680] has challenged Doody [731/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/11/17 07:34:31] Bart [614/680] has challenged Bot [94/765] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:31:33 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/11/17 11:34:50] Anky [617/848] has challenged Bart [582/680] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:22:55 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/11/17 20:35:34] Bart [499/680] has challenged Bot [603/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:01:21 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/11/17 21:35:39] Shmegma [207/759] has challenged Bart [254/680] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:17:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/12/17 03:52:00] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/12/17 05:36:21] Bart [517/680] has challenged Wordy [716/802] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:05:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/12/17 07:36:32] Bart [214/680] has challenged dick [408/1058] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/12/17 08:36:36] squirtingbuffalo [391/1057] has challenged Bart [413/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:31:10 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/12/17 11:36:52] Bart [415/680] has challenged Wordy [151/802] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:11:54 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/12/17 14:03:28] squirtingbuffalo, Bart, and Shmegma [309/2501] have team battled Doody, Wordy, and Bot [1186/2532] and lost! 0 days, 17:43:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/17 14:37:06] Shmegma [367/764] has challenged Bart [397/680] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:46:53 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/12/17 14:46:01] Doody, squirtingbuffalo, and Anky [519/2870] have team battled Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma [1542/2246] and lost! 0 days, 20:47:29 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/17 15:37:11] Bart [328/680] has challenged Bot [509/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:28:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/12/17 19:37:30] Bart [573/680] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [451/1057] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:54:23 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/12/17 22:37:46] Bart [632/680] has challenged Wordy [607/802] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:45:13 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/13/17 03:38:10] Bart [469/680] has challenged Shmegma [69/764] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:27:11 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/13/17 04:38:15] Doody [766/965] has challenged Bart [117/680] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:55:00 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/13/17 07:38:30] Wordy [499/802] has challenged Bart [30/680] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:20:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/13/17 10:38:47] Doody [131/965] has challenged Bart [357/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:25:05 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/13/17 11:38:52] Doody [15/965] has challenged Bart [375/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:33:35 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/13/17 14:39:07] Anky [159/848] has challenged Bart [34/680] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:11:33 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/13/17 15:39:11] Bot [467/774] has challenged Bart [83/680] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:10:00 is removed from Bot's clock.
[12/13/17 16:39:16] Wordy [308/802] has challenged Bart [74/680] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:58:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/13/17 18:39:26] Bart [240/680] has challenged Bot [740/774] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:49:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/14/17 02:04:05] Bart had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:42:51 towards level 71.
[12/14/17 02:40:04] Bart [84/680] has challenged Anky [819/848] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:33 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/14/17 05:40:18] Wordy [660/802] has challenged Bart [539/680] in combat and won! 9 days, 10:31:38 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/14/17 06:40:24] Bot [578/774] has challenged Bart [227/680] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:07:51 is removed from Bot's clock.
[12/14/17 08:40:33] Wordy [591/802] has challenged Bart [195/680] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:30:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/14/17 09:40:39] Bart [259/680] has challenged Wordy [197/802] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:27:03 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/14/17 13:41:00] Bot [317/774] has challenged Bart [274/680] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:37:38 is removed from Bot's clock.
[12/14/17 17:15:33] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/14/17 17:15:36] Bot [67/774] has cum upon Bart [574/680] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:08:37 is added to Bot's clock.
[12/14/17 17:41:19] Shmegma [560/764] has challenged Bart [637/680] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:19:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/14/17 18:41:24] Wordy [751/802] has challenged Bart [199/680] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:13:02 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/14/17 21:41:39] Shmegma [731/764] has challenged Bart [593/680] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:57:34 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/14/17 23:41:49] Bart [361/680] has challenged Doody [92/965] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:17:38 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/15/17 00:41:54] Bart [273/680] has challenged Anky [171/848] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:21:05 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/15/17 02:42:03] Bot [371/774] has challenged Bart [20/680] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:58:26 is removed from Bot's clock.
[12/15/17 09:42:36] squirtingbuffalo [803/1048] has challenged Bart [298/680] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:36:54 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/15/17 11:53:11] Bart discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:43:47 towards level 71.
[12/15/17 13:30:34] Bart, Wordy, and Doody [2022/2447] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Bot, and Shmegma [1342/2586] and won! 0 days, 11:21:45 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/17 14:43:02] Shmegma [336/764] has challenged Bart [41/680] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:38:43 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/16/17 08:44:30] Doody [339/965] has challenged Bart [658/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:26:18 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/16/17 11:44:44] Wordy [31/802] has challenged Bart [387/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:26:28 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/16/17 12:44:49] Bart [636/680] has challenged Doody [748/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:36 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/16/17 13:36:56] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/17 18:45:18] Bart [302/680] has challenged Bot [727/774] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:41:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/16/17 21:45:33] Wordy [407/802] has challenged Bart [585/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:55 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/16/17 22:35:45] Doody, Anky, and Bart [347/2493] have team battled Bot, Wordy, and squirtingbuffalo [908/2624] and lost! 0 days, 02:58:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/17 23:45:43] Doody [425/965] has challenged Bart [375/680] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:09:08 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/17/17 00:45:47] Bart [438/680] has challenged Shmegma [691/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/17/17 03:48:45] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/17 05:46:11] Bart [166/680] has challenged dick [335/1049] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/17/17 05:59:32] Bart, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/17/17 07:46:20] Wordy [237/802] has challenged Bart [627/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:49:05 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/17/17 14:46:54] Bart [611/680] has challenged Doody [229/965] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:06:19 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/17/17 15:12:09] Bart [168/680] has challenged Wordy [308/802] in combat and lost! 7 days, 11:05:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/17/17 16:47:05] Wordy [291/802] has challenged Bart [329/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:23:55 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/17/17 21:47:30] Doody [353/965] has challenged Bart [474/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:02:53 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/18/17 01:39:22] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/18/17 02:47:55] Anky [385/848] has challenged Bart [78/680] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:11:50 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/18/17 03:48:00] Anky [81/848] has challenged Bart [69/680] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:35:36 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/18/17 06:48:15] Bart [139/680] has challenged Doody [896/965] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:27:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/18/17 08:48:25] Bart [302/680] has challenged Doody [676/965] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:15:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/18/17 09:48:31] Bart [560/680] has challenged Shmegma [661/764] in combat and lost! 6 days, 23:47:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/18/17 10:48:35] Bart [49/680] has challenged Anky [691/848] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:12:36 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/18/17 14:48:54] squirtingbuffalo [1017/1048] has challenged Bart [274/680] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:52:24 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/18/17 20:49:26] Bart [104/680] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [1021/1048] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:37:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/18/17 22:49:36] Bart [483/680] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [607/1048] in combat and lost! 7 days, 13:25:55 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/19/17 13:50:49] Bart [207/680] has challenged Anky [417/848] in combat and lost! 9 days, 02:13:56 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/19/17 16:42:39] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 69 days, 22:23:05 toward level 72.
[12/19/17 17:51:08] Bart [257/680] has challenged Anky [314/848] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:48:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/19/17 19:51:19] Bart [515/680] has challenged Doody [335/965] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:35:45 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/20/17 00:51:44] Bart [549/680] has challenged Wordy [16/909] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:34:58 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/20/17 01:51:50] squirtingbuffalo [997/1048] has challenged Bart [254/680] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:17:47 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/20/17 05:52:09] Bart [505/680] has challenged Bot [718/787] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:06:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/20/17 09:52:30] Bart [82/680] has challenged dick [703/1049] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:11:19 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/20/17 14:29:06] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Anky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/20/17 16:15:00] Anky [540/848] has cum upon Bart [4/680] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 10:54:44 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/20/17 19:53:17] Bart [429/680] has challenged Bot [322/787] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:41:23 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/20/17 20:53:23] Bart [48/680] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [652/1053] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:15:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/20/17 22:53:33] Bot [229/787] has challenged Bart [261/680] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:20:26 is added to Bot's clock.
[12/21/17 01:53:48] Anky [49/848] has challenged Bart [30/680] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:20:14 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/21/17 03:53:59] Shmegma [173/738] has challenged Bart [242/680] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:04:14 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/21/17 05:54:09] Bart [559/680] has challenged Shmegma [221/738] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:53:56 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/21/17 08:54:25] Doody [475/965] has challenged Bart [224/680] in combat and won! 9 days, 20:58:09 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/21/17 09:54:31] Bart [535/680] has challenged Bot [89/787] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:24:07 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/21/17 11:54:41] Bart [133/680] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [149/1053] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:04:36 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/21/17 13:52:50] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/21/17 13:52:59] Bot [307/787] has cum upon Bart [666/680] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:25:16 is added to Bot's clock.
[12/21/17 13:54:50] Shmegma [497/738] has challenged Bart [401/680] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:41:17 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/21/17 14:54:55] Shmegma [284/738] has challenged Bart [222/680] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:39:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/21/17 15:55:01] Bart [584/680] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [1026/1053] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:54:50 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/21/17 18:55:17] Bart [375/680] has challenged Doody [112/965] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:22:06 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/21/17 20:55:28] Bot [396/787] has challenged Bart [638/680] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:45:33 is added to Bot's clock.
[12/21/17 21:55:33] Bot [748/787] has challenged Bart [299/680] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:56:22 is removed from Bot's clock.
[12/22/17 07:56:23] Wordy [801/931] has challenged Bart [342/680] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:09:04 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/22/17 07:56:23] Wordy has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:16:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/22/17 08:56:28] squirtingbuffalo [203/1053] has challenged Bart [610/680] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:15:50 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/22/17 10:56:38] Doody [528/965] has challenged Bart [260/680] in combat and won! 8 days, 14:35:30 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/22/17 12:56:48] Bart [337/680] has challenged Anky [103/848] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:03:26 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/22/17 13:56:52] Bot [769/787] has challenged Bart [58/680] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:40:43 is removed from Bot's clock.
[12/22/17 15:57:01] Bart [615/680] has challenged Wordy [808/931] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:26:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/22/17 17:57:11] Wordy [835/931] has challenged Bart [494/680] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:27:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/22/17 20:57:27] Bart [485/680] has challenged Doody [367/965] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:09:40 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/22/17 22:57:38] Bart [3/680] has challenged Doody [370/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:07:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/23/17 02:57:58] Wordy [488/931] has challenged Bart [282/680] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:22:52 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/23/17 11:58:43] Shmegma [390/738] has challenged Bart [543/680] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:55:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/23/17 14:58:58] Bart [164/680] has challenged Doody [677/965] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:07:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/23/17 23:24:41] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/17 08:02:20] Wordy, Bart, and Doody [553/2576] have team battled Anky, Bot, and Shmegma [471/2373] and won! 2 days, 00:23:44 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/17 10:00:33] Doody [406/965] has challenged Bart [189/680] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:54:08 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/24/17 11:00:38] squirtingbuffalo [188/1053] has challenged Bart [66/680] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:29:51 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/24/17 16:01:03] Bart [253/680] has challenged Anky [449/848] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:33:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/25/17 02:01:54] Bart [344/680] has challenged Shmegma [546/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:21:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/25/17 05:02:09] Bart [531/680] has challenged Doody [58/965] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:30:01 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/25/17 07:02:19] Bart [470/680] has challenged Wordy [615/931] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:09:35 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/25/17 11:00:11] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/25/17 11:02:38] Bart [300/680] has challenged Doody [615/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:11:29 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/25/17 12:02:44] Bart [260/680] has challenged Anky [459/848] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:13:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/25/17 18:03:17] Wordy [500/931] has challenged Bart [295/680] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:49:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/25/17 18:36:34] Bart gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:02:52 towards level 72.
[12/25/17 20:03:26] Bart [173/680] has challenged Bot [750/787] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:39:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/25/17 21:03:31] Doody [190/965] has challenged Bart [475/680] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:10:06 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/26/17 01:03:52] Wordy [29/931] has challenged Bart [293/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:19:51 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/26/17 02:03:57] Bart [235/680] has challenged Wordy [149/931] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:39:56 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/26/17 04:04:07] Bot [127/787] has challenged Bart [116/680] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:34:46 is removed from Bot's clock.
[12/26/17 08:04:26] Shmegma [440/738] has challenged Bart [670/680] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:16:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/26/17 09:04:32] Wordy [651/931] has challenged Bart [415/680] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:30:54 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/26/17 10:04:37] Shmegma [693/738] has challenged Bart [544/680] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:37:59 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/26/17 12:04:47] Wordy [495/931] has challenged Bart [411/680] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:15:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/26/17 15:05:03] Doody [534/965] has challenged Bart [499/680] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:48:49 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/26/17 15:34:09] Bot [5/787] has cum upon Bart [565/680] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:09:08 is added to Bot's clock.
[12/26/17 20:05:30] Bart [298/680] has challenged Wordy [438/931] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:00:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/26/17 21:05:36] Bart [26/680] has challenged Shmegma [310/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:14:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/27/17 00:05:51] Bart [669/680] has challenged Bot [534/787] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:43 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/27/17 01:05:56] squirtingbuffalo [335/1053] has challenged Bart [41/680] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:27:02 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/27/17 07:06:26] Anky [721/848] has challenged Bart [556/680] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:36:45 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/27/17 12:06:50] Anky [279/848] has challenged Bart [433/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:08 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/27/17 18:07:22] Bart [84/680] has challenged Bot [146/787] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:59:30 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/27/17 19:07:28] Shmegma [531/738] has challenged Bart [71/680] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:19:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/27/17 21:07:39] Bot [343/787] has challenged Bart [212/680] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:34:03 is removed from Bot's clock.
[12/27/17 23:07:48] Bart [188/680] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [899/1053] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:31:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/28/17 06:08:23] Bart [497/680] has challenged Doody [928/965] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:14:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/28/17 07:08:28] Bart [109/680] has challenged Doody [39/965] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:43:53 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/28/17 12:08:53] Bart [540/680] has challenged Anky [556/855] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:47:30 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/28/17 16:09:14] Bart [259/680] has challenged Wordy [609/931] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:38:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/28/17 19:09:28] Bart [605/680] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [316/1053] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:49:04 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/29/17 01:57:31] squirtingbuffalo [855/1053] has cum upon Bart [446/680] and taken them in the face! 8 days, 07:32:14 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/29/17 02:10:05] Bart [207/680] has challenged Anky [534/844] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:06:36 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/29/17 09:10:40] Bart [639/680] has challenged dick [165/1054] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:38:24 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/29/17 10:10:35] Bot, Wordy, and Shmegma [1577/2456] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Doody, and Bart [937/2698] and won! 0 days, 15:14:35 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/17 14:11:03] Doody [142/965] has challenged Bart [651/680] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:46:09 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/29/17 21:09:38] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/29/17 21:10:44] squirtingbuffalo [288/1053] has cum upon Bart [645/680] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:01:35 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/30/17 02:12:02] Bart [550/680] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [313/1053] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:57:06 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/30/17 02:12:02] Bart has dealt squirtingbuffalo a Critical Strike! 2 days, 03:07:16 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[12/30/17 03:12:06] Bart [561/680] has challenged Bot [747/787] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:45:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/30/17 03:15:03] Bot [2/787] has cum upon Bart [102/680] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:27:14 is added to Bot's clock.
[12/30/17 06:12:21] Wordy [871/931] has challenged Bart [82/680] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:09:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/30/17 11:12:44] Shmegma [49/738] has challenged Bart [76/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:06:20 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/30/17 17:13:14] Bart [286/680] has challenged Doody [956/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:36:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/30/17 18:54:40] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/30/17 19:24:03] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/17 23:13:43] Bart [25/680] has challenged Shmegma [626/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:39:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/31/17 07:14:24] Bart [370/680] has challenged Wordy [219/931] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:26:25 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/31/17 16:15:11] Bart [119/680] has challenged Wordy [780/931] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:20:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/31/17 17:09:31] Doody, Bart, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/31/17 17:09:34] Bart [182/680] has cum upon Doody [858/965] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:48:21 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/31/17 17:15:16] Wordy [120/931] has challenged Bart [242/680] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:49:58 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/31/17 19:15:27] Bart [555/680] has challenged Doody [878/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:06:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/01/18 00:15:51] Bart [200/680] has challenged dick [922/1054] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:38:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/01/18 03:10:16] Bart tamed a wild horse and taught it to fuck other irpg players! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:53:39 towards level 72.
[01/01/18 08:16:29] Bot [284/966] has challenged Bart [655/680] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:27:20 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/01/18 13:16:54] Bot [668/966] has challenged Bart [530/680] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:43:51 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/01/18 14:16:58] Bart [248/680] has challenged Wordy [717/931] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:06:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/01/18 15:30:34] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Anky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/01/18 17:57:56] Doody, Wordy, and squirtingbuffalo [1509/2962] have team battled Bart, Bot, and Shmegma [375/2368] and won! 0 days, 19:37:02 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/18 21:17:33] Bart [468/680] has challenged Anky [830/844] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:12:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/01/18 22:17:38] Bart [337/680] has challenged Doody [930/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:33:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/02/18 01:17:52] Bart [137/680] has challenged Bot [457/966] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:30:32 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/02/18 06:18:18] Bot [941/966] has challenged Bart [655/680] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:18:47 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/02/18 08:59:53] Wordy, Shmegma, and Anky [323/2511] have team battled Bart, Doody, and squirtingbuffalo [1175/2698] and lost! 0 days, 02:09:51 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/18 10:36:52] Doody, Bart, and Bot [2407/2611] have team battled Shmegma, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo [1496/2620] and won! 0 days, 15:26:18 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/18 11:18:44] Bart [433/680] has challenged Wordy [401/944] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:25:56 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/02/18 12:18:48] Doody [644/965] has challenged Bart [540/680] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:09:23 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/02/18 13:18:53] Bart [624/680] has challenged Doody [678/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:01:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/02/18 14:18:59] Bart [261/680] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [680/1053] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:57:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/03/18 04:20:09] Bart [308/680] has challenged Wordy [429/944] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:21:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/03/18 12:20:49] squirtingbuffalo [258/1053] has challenged Bart [144/680] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:21:16 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/03/18 13:20:54] Bart [284/680] has challenged Bot [194/966] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:39:03 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/04/18 08:22:29] Bart [442/680] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [80/1053] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:59:03 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/04/18 10:22:39] Bart [143/680] has challenged Bot [653/966] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:03:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/04/18 14:22:58] Bart [599/680] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [544/1053] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:09:26 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/04/18 16:23:08] Wordy [485/944] has challenged Bart [305/680] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:04:21 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/04/18 17:23:13] Bart [248/680] has challenged Bot [547/966] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:37:30 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/05/18 00:23:47] Bart [607/680] has challenged Doody [154/965] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:12:19 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/05/18 00:31:47] Bart was rejuvenated by a coffee enema! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:12:54 towards level 72.
[01/05/18 04:24:09] Bart [588/680] has challenged dick [770/1054] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:39:36 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/05/18 05:24:14] squirtingbuffalo [50/1053] has challenged Bart [350/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:15:00 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/05/18 06:24:18] Shmegma [55/757] has challenged Bart [169/680] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:02:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/05/18 10:24:39] Anky [588/809] has challenged Bart [46/680] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:26:16 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/05/18 14:24:57] Anky [732/809] has challenged Bart [453/680] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:47:33 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/05/18 16:25:07] Bart [220/680] has challenged Bot [853/966] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:12:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/06/18 00:46:40] Anky [46/809] has challenged Bart [309/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:47:25 is added to Anky's clock.
[01/06/18 01:58:18] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Bart in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 4 days, 05:51:43 from level 72.
[01/06/18 21:43:05] squirtingbuffalo [545/1053] has challenged Bart [63/680] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:42:08 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/07/18 01:49:15] Bot [728/966] has challenged Bart [601/680] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:55:42 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/07/18 02:49:21] squirtingbuffalo [696/1053] has challenged Bart [117/680] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:35:38 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/07/18 03:49:28] Bart [450/680] has challenged Bot [929/966] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:35:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/07/18 04:49:34] Bart [329/680] has challenged Shmegma [739/757] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:11:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/07/18 12:50:26] Wordy [429/944] has challenged Bart [364/680] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:25:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/07/18 14:32:09] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/07/18 14:50:37] Bart [384/680] has challenged Shmegma [29/757] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:38:46 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/07/18 16:50:50] Bart [653/680] has challenged Anky [713/809] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:39:29 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/07/18 18:51:03] Doody [31/965] has challenged Bart [331/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:30 is added to Doody's clock.
[01/07/18 19:51:09] Bart [497/680] has challenged Doody [104/965] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:50:48 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/07/18 21:51:24] Bart [422/680] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [17/1053] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:40:30 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/08/18 00:51:43] Wordy [696/944] has challenged Bart [196/680] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:34:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/08/18 02:51:55] Bart [202/680] has challenged Wordy [750/944] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:41:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/08/18 08:52:35] Bart [34/680] has challenged dick [228/1054] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:14:14 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/08/18 12:44:53] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/08/18 12:44:53] Anky [320/809] has cum upon Bart [309/680] and taken them in the face! 6 days, 18:03:19 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/08/18 19:53:44] Wordy [916/944] has challenged Bart [544/680] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:19:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/09/18 00:54:18] Bart [576/680] has challenged Wordy [15/944] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:04:56 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/09/18 01:54:24] Bart [488/680] has challenged Doody [804/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:33:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/09/18 02:54:30] Bot [43/966] has challenged Bart [332/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:08:18 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/09/18 04:54:44] Bot [722/966] has challenged Bart [45/680] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:23:53 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/09/18 07:55:03] Bart [378/680] has challenged Wordy [415/944] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:12:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/09/18 08:47:45] Bart got caught fucking livestock. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:19:18 from level 72.
[01/09/18 09:55:16] Wordy [360/944] has challenged Bart [113/680] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:54:47 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/09/18 11:55:29] squirtingbuffalo [907/1053] has challenged Bart [589/680] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:56:40 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/09/18 12:41:22] Doody, Bart, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/09/18 12:55:35] Bart [21/680] has challenged Doody [786/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:24:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/09/18 12:56:50] squirtingbuffalo [525/1053] has cum upon Bart [424/680] and taken them in the face! 2 days, 09:51:04 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/09/18 13:16:04] Bot [26/966] has cum upon Bart [522/680] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:34:02 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/09/18 13:55:42] squirtingbuffalo [915/1053] has challenged Bart [657/680] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:50:59 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/09/18 14:55:48] Shmegma [33/757] has challenged Bart [456/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:59:15 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/09/18 18:56:14] Bart [246/680] has challenged Shmegma [113/757] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:42:42 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/09/18 20:56:26] Anky [420/809] has challenged Bart [548/680] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:16:28 is added to Anky's clock.
[01/10/18 07:27:52] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/18 08:57:42] Bart [272/680] has challenged Bot [504/966] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:33:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/10/18 10:18:43] Bot, Shmegma, and Doody [584/2688] have team battled Bart, squirtingbuffalo, and Anky [2302/2542] and lost! 0 days, 04:37:44 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/18 11:58:01] Bart [466/680] has challenged dick [36/1055] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:33:32 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/10/18 12:39:41] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/10/18 22:36:29] Bart stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:06 towards level 72.
[01/10/18 23:59:14] Bart [0/680] has challenged Wordy [143/948] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/11/18 01:36:20] Bart [19/680] has challenged Doody [278/965] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:48:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/11/18 06:59:57] Shmegma [340/757] has challenged Bart [525/680] in combat and lost! 8 days, 00:48:14 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/11/18 08:20:32] Anky [590/809] has cum upon Bart [354/680] and taken them in the face! 3 days, 18:40:06 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/11/18 10:24:02] Bart [175/680] has cum upon Doody [794/965] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 16:10:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/11/18 11:00:21] Shmegma [674/757] has challenged Bart [341/680] in combat and won! 15 days, 21:01:50 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/11/18 13:00:33] Wordy [174/948] has challenged Bart [436/680] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:17:34 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/11/18 14:00:39] Bart [454/680] has challenged Anky [630/809] in combat and lost! 7 days, 17:29:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/11/18 18:01:05] Wordy [306/948] has challenged Bart [131/680] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:48:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/11/18 19:04:17] Bart grew a third nipple! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:49:48 towards level 73.
[01/11/18 21:01:24] Bart [294/680] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [815/1053] in combat and lost! 7 days, 19:03:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/11/18 22:01:30] Bart [413/680] has challenged Shmegma [358/757] in combat and won! 17 days, 03:19:50 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/11/18 23:01:37] Bart [638/680] has challenged Anky [234/809] in combat and won! 13 days, 00:25:15 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/12/18 03:02:02] Bart [169/680] has challenged Wordy [904/948] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:20:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/12/18 10:02:46] Bart [54/680] has challenged Wordy [464/948] in combat and lost! 8 days, 08:33:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/12/18 15:03:18] Bart [610/680] has challenged dick [116/1055] in combat and won! 15 days, 13:23:09 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/12/18 19:03:42] Bart [477/680] has challenged Shmegma [490/757] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:50:56 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/13/18 02:04:28] Bart [11/680] has challenged Wordy [900/948] in combat and lost! 8 days, 05:33:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/13/18 03:04:34] Doody [948/965] has challenged Bart [399/680] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:46:49 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/13/18 05:04:47] Shmegma [743/757] has challenged Bart [442/680] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:30:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/13/18 05:12:42] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/18 05:28:26] Bart was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:57:07 towards level 73.
[01/13/18 11:05:24] squirtingbuffalo [877/1053] has challenged Bart [183/680] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:20:52 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/13/18 12:05:29] Bart [244/680] has challenged Anky [69/809] in combat and won! 12 days, 03:26:20 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/13/18 16:05:55] Bart [64/680] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [588/1053] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:50:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/13/18 17:06:02] Bart [286/680] has challenged Wordy [334/948] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:21:15 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/13/18 19:06:15] Doody [659/965] has challenged Bart [605/680] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:16:01 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/13/18 20:06:21] Bot [417/966] has challenged Bart [506/680] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:22:49 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/13/18 20:31:26] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/13/18 20:31:29] Bot [678/966] has cum upon Bart [462/680] and taken them in the face! 6 days, 13:13:21 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/13/18 21:58:39] Bart fell, chipping the stone in her amulet! Bart's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/13/18 23:33:48] squirtingbuffalo [103/1061] has challenged Bart [238/676] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:38:12 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/14/18 05:15:33] Bot, Bart, and Anky [1034/2451] have team battled Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Wordy [1139/2766] and lost! 3 days, 04:28:15 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/18 07:07:31] Bot [422/966] has challenged Bart [664/676] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:27:06 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/14/18 10:07:51] Bart [237/676] has challenged dick [300/1062] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:22:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/14/18 16:18:22] Doody, Bart, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/14/18 17:08:36] Bot [665/966] has challenged Bart [35/676] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:53:11 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/14/18 21:41:11] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/18 01:09:28] squirtingbuffalo [428/1061] has challenged Bart [489/676] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:21:51 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/15/18 08:10:13] Bot [746/966] has challenged Bart [451/676] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:19:19 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/15/18 19:54:51] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/15/18 20:11:32] Shmegma [292/778] has challenged Bart [373/676] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:04:35 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/16/18 03:12:15] Anky [375/809] has challenged Bart [18/676] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:36:04 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/16/18 04:12:22] Anky [730/809] has challenged Bart [251/676] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:45:09 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/16/18 04:45:34] Bart got kicked right in the snatch. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:16:56 from level 73.
[01/16/18 08:12:48] squirtingbuffalo [335/1061] has challenged Bart [550/676] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:45:17 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/16/18 09:12:54] squirtingbuffalo [566/1061] has challenged Bart [21/676] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:42:52 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/16/18 18:13:52] Bart [119/676] has challenged Doody [114/965] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:15:10 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/16/18 19:13:58] Bart [570/676] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [823/1061] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:00:03 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/16/18 22:14:17] Bart [163/676] has challenged Anky [302/809] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:18:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/16/18 23:14:23] squirtingbuffalo [950/1061] has challenged Bart [424/676] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:54:59 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/17/18 00:14:29] Bart [142/676] has challenged Bot [852/966] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:15:47 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/17/18 00:50:51] Anky [625/809] has cum upon Bart [156/676] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 17:43:03 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/17/18 01:14:36] Wordy [700/953] has challenged Bart [224/676] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:01:20 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/17/18 07:15:13] Wordy [122/953] has challenged Bart [576/676] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:59:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/17/18 08:15:19] Bot [422/966] has challenged Bart [388/676] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:54:22 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/17/18 09:15:25] Bart [136/676] has challenged Bot [193/966] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:52:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/17/18 13:15:52] Bart [215/676] has challenged Anky [425/809] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:20:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/17/18 15:16:03] Bot [472/1283] has challenged Bart [382/676] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:44:53 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/18/18 03:17:19] Bart [648/676] has challenged Anky [701/809] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:49:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/18/18 07:17:45] squirtingbuffalo [812/1061] has challenged Bart [479/676] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:31:59 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/18/18 10:18:04] Bart [189/676] has challenged Anky [633/809] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:12:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/18/18 14:18:30] Bot [331/1283] has challenged Bart [99/676] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:43:20 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/18/18 16:18:43] squirtingbuffalo [43/1061] has challenged Bart [365/676] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:32:28 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/19/18 12:20:52] Bart [674/676] has challenged Doody [12/648] in combat and won! 14 days, 17:28:26 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/19/18 14:21:05] Bart [518/676] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [134/1061] in combat and won! 10 days, 14:08:26 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/19/18 17:21:24] Anky [82/771] has challenged Bart [242/676] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:15:53 is added to Anky's clock.
[01/19/18 20:21:44] squirtingbuffalo [569/1096] has challenged Bart [466/676] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:27:23 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/19/18 20:21:44] squirtingbuffalo has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 11 days, 00:54:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/19/18 23:22:03] Bart [434/676] has challenged Wordy [269/953] in combat and won! 12 days, 22:59:59 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/20/18 06:20:32] squirtingbuffalo [22/1096] has challenged Bart [305/676] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:02:12 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/20/18 09:23:05] Bart [525/676] has challenged dick [460/1284] in combat and won! 9 days, 02:31:25 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/20/18 10:23:12] Bart [99/676] has challenged Bot [982/1283] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:02:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/20/18 11:12:47] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/20/18 11:55:57] Anky [25/771] has cum upon Bart [274/676] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:35:42 is added to Anky's clock.
[01/20/18 12:23:23] Bart [614/676] has challenged Anky [197/771] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:45:36 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/20/18 14:00:52] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/18 07:27:55] Wordy [573/953] has challenged Bart [596/676] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:08:28 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/23/18 08:30:38] Doody [532/648] has challenged Bart [127/676] in combat and won! 15 days, 09:18:58 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/23/18 12:31:03] Bart [541/676] has challenged Anky [325/771] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:08:45 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/23/18 13:38:16] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/18 16:31:28] Bart [38/676] has challenged dick [983/1284] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:21:50 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/23/18 17:31:34] Shmegma [221/778] has challenged Bart [276/676] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/23/18 18:31:40] Anky [15/771] has challenged Bart [404/676] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:41:48 is added to Anky's clock.
[01/23/18 19:31:46] Bart [437/676] has challenged Wordy [824/953] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:02:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/24/18 07:33:04] Bart [585/676] has challenged Shmegma [333/782] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:29:40 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/24/18 11:33:32] Wordy [896/953] has challenged Bart [2/676] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:58:54 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/24/18 12:32:00] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/18 13:43:40] Bart [586/676] has cum upon Doody [120/648] and taken them in the face! 5 days, 01:57:44 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/24/18 13:43:49] Bart [47/676] has cum upon Doody [447/648] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:39:47 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/24/18 17:34:12] Anky [595/809] has challenged Bart [640/676] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:40:02 is added to Anky's clock.
[01/24/18 20:15:20] Shmegma [641/782] has cum upon Bart [586/676] and taken them in the face! 8 days, 11:42:51 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/25/18 00:34:57] Doody [318/648] has challenged Bart [456/676] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:14:05 is added to Doody's clock.
[01/25/18 01:35:02] Bart [317/676] has challenged dick [88/1284] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:50:01 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/25/18 03:00:05] Bot, Wordy, and Bart [1862/2880] have team battled Doody, Anky, and Shmegma [1749/2239] and won! 0 days, 05:15:49 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/18 08:35:47] Bart [108/676] has challenged Wordy [769/921] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:38:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/25/18 09:35:53] Bart [284/676] has challenged Wordy [910/921] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:59:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/25/18 14:36:25] Bart [116/676] has challenged Bot [657/1283] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:33:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/25/18 18:36:51] Doody [244/648] has challenged Bart [609/676] in combat and lost! 8 days, 04:10:09 is added to Doody's clock.
[01/25/18 21:37:09] Bart [283/676] has challenged Anky [746/809] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:38:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/25/18 22:37:16] Bart [83/676] has challenged Shmegma [534/782] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:16:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/26/18 00:01:19] Bart grew a third nipple! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:07:52 towards level 73.
[01/26/18 02:37:42] Bart [507/676] has challenged dick [735/1284] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:51:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/26/18 04:37:54] Bart [549/676] has challenged Anky [716/809] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:30:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/26/18 04:43:59] Bart hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:23:06 towards level 73.
[01/26/18 06:38:08] Bot [766/1283] has challenged Bart [334/676] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:18:41 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/26/18 08:38:21] Bart [617/676] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [776/1096] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:57:30 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/26/18 10:38:32] Doody [470/648] has challenged Bart [111/676] in combat and won! 11 days, 21:06:04 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/26/18 11:38:39] Bart [376/676] has challenged Shmegma [96/782] in combat and won! 8 days, 18:30:27 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/26/18 11:38:39] In the lemon party, Shmegma dropped her level 209 weapon! Bart picks it up, tossing her old level 196 weapon to Shmegma.
[01/26/18 22:39:51] Bot [538/1283] has challenged Bart [238/690] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:03:57 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/26/18 23:39:58] Bart [47/690] has challenged dick [951/1284] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:57:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/27/18 01:34:45] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 12 days, 08:18:31 toward level 73.
[01/27/18 02:40:16] Bart [121/690] has challenged Anky [585/809] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:55:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/27/18 07:40:46] Wordy [835/921] has challenged Bart [121/690] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:34:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/27/18 10:41:04] Wordy [759/921] has challenged Bart [435/690] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:19:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/27/18 10:41:04] Wordy has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 1 day, 13:54:38 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/27/18 11:41:11] Doody [289/648] has challenged Bart [642/690] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:14:18 is added to Doody's clock.
[01/27/18 12:41:17] Doody [136/648] has challenged Bart [51/690] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:40:18 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/27/18 14:41:30] Wordy [539/921] has challenged Bart [581/690] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:31:32 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/27/18 18:41:55] Shmegma [35/752] has challenged Bart [526/690] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:53:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/27/18 19:42:02] Bart [643/690] has challenged Wordy [52/921] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:09:50 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/27/18 21:42:15] Bart [618/690] has challenged Shmegma [332/752] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:23:18 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/28/18 00:42:34] Bart [128/697] has challenged Bot [449/1283] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:31:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/28/18 01:42:41] Bart [578/697] has challenged Anky [76/809] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:25:21 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/28/18 05:43:06] Bart [219/697] has challenged Wordy [841/921] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:54:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/28/18 07:43:19] Bart [577/697] has challenged Anky [286/809] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:41:04 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/28/18 12:43:51] Anky [804/809] has challenged Bart [386/697] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:29:47 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/28/18 13:43:57] Bart [107/697] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [227/1096] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:29:07 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/28/18 15:42:14] Doody, Bart, and Bot [178/2642] have team battled Wordy, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo [1710/2826] and lost! 0 days, 05:10:49 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/18 15:52:45] Doody, Shmegma, and Bart [1750/2111] have team battled Wordy, Anky, and Bot [1587/3013] and won! 2 days, 04:02:19 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/18 17:44:24] Bart [454/697] has challenged dick [1206/1284] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:14:50 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/28/18 18:44:31] Bart [63/697] has challenged Wordy [88/921] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:02:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/28/18 19:44:37] Bart [344/697] has challenged Doody [121/662] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:21:10 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/28/18 21:44:50] Doody [187/662] has challenged Bart [319/697] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:29:15 is added to Doody's clock.

[01/29/18 01:45:16] Bot [892/1283] has challenged Bart [141/697] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:46:35 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/29/18 05:45:40] Shmegma [645/752] has challenged Bart [428/697] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:33:28 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/29/18 09:14:59] Bot [366/1283] has challenged Bart [194/697] in combat and won! 12 days, 23:49:33 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/29/18 10:46:12] Shmegma [607/752] has challenged Bart [141/697] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:30:34 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/29/18 11:46:18] Bart [163/697] has challenged Bot [1069/1283] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:23:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/29/18 16:46:49] Bart [180/697] has challenged Shmegma [153/752] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:33:39 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/29/18 17:46:56] Wordy [646/921] has challenged Bart [528/697] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:16:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/29/18 20:06:32] Doody, Bart, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/29/18 23:47:36] Bart [423/697] has challenged Wordy [550/921] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:42:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/30/18 04:48:06] Bart [535/697] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [606/1096] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:13:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/30/18 16:49:24] Bart [307/697] has challenged dick [1266/1284] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:44:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/30/18 17:49:31] Bart [451/697] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [456/1096] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:30:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/30/18 18:38:42] Doody, Bart, and squirtingbuffalo [2025/2455] have team battled Bot, Anky, and Wordy [2389/3013] and lost! 1 day, 23:18:57 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/18 22:50:03] Bart [353/697] has challenged dick [414/1284] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:53:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/31/18 04:50:42] Wordy [674/921] has challenged Bart [117/697] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:59:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/31/18 05:50:48] Shmegma [434/759] has challenged Bart [534/697] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:53:24 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/31/18 07:51:00] Bot [674/1283] has challenged Bart [226/697] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:51:59 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/31/18 10:51:19] Bart [74/697] has challenged Shmegma [441/759] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:44:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/31/18 18:52:10] squirtingbuffalo [326/1096] has challenged Bart [145/697] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:42:35 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[01/31/18 22:52:35] Bart [563/697] has challenged Doody [598/662] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:10:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/01/18 01:28:28] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/18 03:53:09] Bart [341/697] has challenged Shmegma [679/759] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:35:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/01/18 04:39:17] Bart was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:42:21 from level 73.
[02/01/18 07:53:35] Bart [281/697] has challenged Shmegma [405/759] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:00:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/01/18 11:06:41] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/18 11:54:01] Bart [378/697] has challenged Shmegma [471/759] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:24:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/01/18 17:54:39] Bart [617/697] has challenged Anky [441/809] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:31:10 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/01/18 20:51:19] Anky, Doody, and Bart [417/2168] have team battled Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot [581/3126] and lost! 1 day, 05:00:57 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/18 23:55:17] Wordy [138/936] has challenged Bart [680/697] in combat and lost! 10 days, 15:36:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/02/18 00:55:23] squirtingbuffalo [87/1096] has challenged Bart [331/697] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:08:40 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/02/18 06:56:02] Anky [264/809] has challenged Bart [77/697] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:56:49 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/02/18 07:56:08] Bart [93/697] has challenged dick [117/1272] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:38:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/02/18 09:56:21] Doody [177/662] has challenged Bart [159/697] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:20:33 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/02/18 11:47:13] Wordy, Bot, and Bart [482/2904] have team battled Anky, squirtingbuffalo, and Doody [96/2567] and won! 1 day, 04:31:53 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/18 11:56:35] Bart [572/697] has challenged Shmegma [634/759] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:06:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/02/18 12:40:03] Bart found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:38:54 towards level 73.
[02/02/18 15:57:00] Anky [651/809] has challenged Bart [520/697] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:07:05 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/03/18 06:58:34] Bart [258/697] has challenged Shmegma [353/759] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:41:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/03/18 12:59:12] Anky [747/809] has challenged Bart [372/697] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:26:49 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/03/18 13:59:19] Bot [788/1271] has challenged Bart [639/697] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:30:03 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/03/18 13:59:19] Bot has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 2 days, 10:37:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/03/18 14:59:26] Bart [74/697] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [142/1096] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:31:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/03/18 16:09:13] Bart discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:00:46 towards level 73.
[02/03/18 22:00:11] Doody [363/662] has challenged Bart [528/697] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:47:00 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/04/18 03:00:44] Bart [476/697] has challenged Doody [342/662] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:44:07 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/04/18 03:25:04] Bot, squirtingbuffalo, and Bart [1419/3064] have team battled Shmegma, Anky, and Doody [1450/2384] and lost! 6 days, 02:06:25 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/18 04:00:50] Bart [241/697] has challenged Wordy [99/936] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:43:48 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/04/18 04:00:50] In the lemon party, Wordy dropped her level 40 charm! Bart picks it up, tossing her old level 33 charm to Wordy.
[02/04/18 04:05:54] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/04/18 05:00:57] squirtingbuffalo [395/1096] has challenged Bart [563/705] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:52:50 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/04/18 10:01:30] Wordy [533/930] has challenged Bart [216/705] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:33:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/04/18 15:02:01] Bart [699/705] has challenged Bot [1185/1271] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:09:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/04/18 18:02:20] Wordy [81/930] has challenged Bart [627/705] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:21:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/04/18 21:02:41] Anky [896/963] has challenged Bart [12/705] in combat and won! 12 days, 03:10:52 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/05/18 00:03:01] Wordy [243/930] has challenged Bart [612/705] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:54:01 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/05/18 01:03:07] squirtingbuffalo [3/1096] has challenged Bart [250/705] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:11:44 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/05/18 08:03:52] Wordy [169/930] has challenged Bart [561/705] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:16:03 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/05/18 11:04:11] Bot [400/1271] has challenged Bart [231/705] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:00:53 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/05/18 12:04:18] squirtingbuffalo [782/1096] has challenged Bart [633/705] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:26:11 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/05/18 14:04:30] Shmegma [591/759] has challenged Bart [195/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:27:54 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/05/18 15:04:36] Bart [435/705] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [1060/1096] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:15:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/05/18 17:04:50] Bart [147/705] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [685/1096] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:23:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/06/18 01:05:39] squirtingbuffalo [577/1096] has challenged Bart [496/705] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:20:49 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/06/18 05:06:06] Bart [660/705] has challenged Doody [431/662] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:02:46 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/06/18 06:06:12] Bart [328/705] has challenged dick [316/1272] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:38:12 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/06/18 08:06:25] squirtingbuffalo [611/1096] has challenged Bart [474/705] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:16:05 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/06/18 09:06:31] Bot [756/1271] has challenged Bart [383/705] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:20:00 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/06/18 11:06:44] Bot [280/1271] has challenged Bart [618/705] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:57:05 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/06/18 11:59:55] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/18 12:06:50] Bart [568/705] has challenged Bot [754/1271] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:41:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/06/18 17:07:23] Bart [355/705] has challenged Shmegma [58/759] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:56:07 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/06/18 18:07:29] Bart [459/705] has challenged Doody [132/662] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:45:38 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/07/18 07:24:19] Bart [369/705] has challenged Shmegma [479/792] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:01:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/07/18 08:24:25] Shmegma [528/792] has challenged Bart [275/705] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:42:32 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/07/18 10:24:39] Doody [369/648] has challenged Bart [551/705] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:13:05 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/08/18 02:26:20] squirtingbuffalo [842/1096] has challenged Bart [10/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:19:04 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/08/18 08:27:00] Bart [540/705] has challenged Wordy [437/903] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:38:14 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/08/18 09:27:06] Bart [377/705] has challenged Anky [780/979] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:59:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/08/18 14:01:36] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/08/18 15:27:41] Bart [358/705] has challenged Bot [931/1271] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:36:21 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/08/18 17:25:33] Shmegma [24/792] has cum upon Bart [106/705] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:32:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/08/18 17:36:56] Shmegma [783/792] has cum upon Bart [657/705] and taken them in the face! 3 days, 22:05:52 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/08/18 19:28:07] Bart [5/705] has challenged Wordy [282/903] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:26:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/08/18 20:36:51] Bart gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:37:10 towards level 73.
[02/08/18 21:37:15] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/18 23:19:45] Bart tamed a wild horse and taught it to fuck other irpg players! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:22:40 towards level 73.
[02/09/18 04:29:06] Bart [351/705] has challenged dick [1241/1272] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:04:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/09/18 06:29:20] Bot [807/1271] has challenged Bart [615/705] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:00:54 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/09/18 08:18:32] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/09/18 08:29:34] Bart [354/705] has challenged Anky [530/979] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:58:38 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/09/18 17:30:32] Bart [363/705] has challenged Bot [1078/1271] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:51:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/09/18 19:30:44] Shmegma [588/792] has challenged Bart [83/705] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:11:42 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/10/18 03:31:36] Shmegma [102/792] has challenged Bart [78/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:45:56 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/10/18 09:32:15] Doody [172/648] has challenged Bart [117/705] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:30:41 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/10/18 15:32:55] Doody [353/648] has challenged Bart [357/705] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:33:15 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/10/18 18:33:13] squirtingbuffalo [265/1108] has challenged Bart [465/705] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:55:02 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/11/18 00:33:52] Bart [488/705] has challenged Anky [55/979] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:19:42 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/11/18 01:33:59] Bot [743/1279] has challenged Bart [204/705] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:55:18 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/11/18 10:34:57] Bart [24/705] has challenged Shmegma [459/792] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:17:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/11/18 12:35:11] Bart [351/705] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [1051/1108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:12:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/11/18 14:35:22] squirtingbuffalo [368/1108] has challenged Bart [638/705] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:21:25 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/11/18 18:35:47] Bart [609/705] has challenged Shmegma [709/792] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:23:15 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/11/18 20:36:00] Anky [836/990] has challenged Bart [59/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:22:30 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/12/18 01:36:31] Bart [491/705] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [166/1108] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:57:18 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/12/18 02:36:37] Doody [77/648] has challenged Bart [536/705] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:20:46 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/12/18 07:37:09] Bart [696/705] has challenged dick [362/1280] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:55:40 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/12/18 10:37:27] Bot [698/1279] has challenged Bart [394/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:01:05 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/12/18 16:38:05] Wordy [216/903] has challenged Bart [337/705] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:13:52 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/12/18 18:01:50] Doody, Bart, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/12/18 18:03:38] squirtingbuffalo [67/1108] has cum upon Bart [469/705] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:57:28 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/12/18 18:06:42] Bart [550/705] has cum upon Doody [57/648] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 10:58:44 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/12/18 18:38:18] Bart [229/705] has challenged Doody [436/648] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:46:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/12/18 22:16:15] Bart found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:07:01 towards level 73.
[02/12/18 22:38:45] Bart [619/705] has challenged Shmegma [55/792] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:37:04 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/13/18 01:39:03] Bart [225/705] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [686/1108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:56:29 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/13/18 05:39:30] Bart [511/705] has challenged dick [1036/1280] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/13/18 07:39:43] Bart [182/705] has challenged Shmegma [284/792] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:30:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/13/18 11:40:10] Bart [140/705] has challenged Bot [209/1279] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:09:14 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/13/18 15:40:36] Bart [538/705] has challenged Bot [975/1279] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:03:36 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/13/18 16:01:54] Bart invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:39:46 towards level 73.
[02/13/18 16:26:14] Bart started shitting dicknipples. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:35:14 from level 73.
[02/14/18 17:43:27] Shmegma [147/792] has challenged Bart [644/705] in combat and lost! 14 days, 04:19:28 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/14/18 23:44:06] Bart [402/705] has challenged Doody [136/648] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:03:32 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/15/18 00:44:13] Doody [151/648] has challenged Bart [217/705] in combat and lost! 8 days, 18:39:52 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/15/18 02:44:25] Anky [823/990] has challenged Bart [698/705] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:42:20 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/15/18 03:44:31] Doody [111/648] has challenged Bart [21/705] in combat and won! 19 days, 02:16:05 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/15/18 04:44:38] Bart [82/705] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [593/1108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:43:21 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/15/18 06:44:50] Doody [475/648] has challenged Bart [58/705] in combat and won! 15 days, 15:14:20 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/15/18 09:31:55] Bart EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:03:10 from level 73.
[02/15/18 16:45:51] Bot [1102/1279] has challenged Bart [397/705] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:08:17 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/15/18 17:45:56] Bart [147/705] has challenged Wordy [31/903] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:04:32 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/15/18 23:46:34] Bart [176/705] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [562/1108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:17:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/16/18 00:46:40] Wordy [109/903] has challenged Bart [372/705] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:18:11 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/16/18 04:47:04] Bart [288/705] has challenged Bot [1124/1279] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:28:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/16/18 10:47:42] Bart [516/705] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [381/1108] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:01:56 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/16/18 14:44:43] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/16/18 14:46:44] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 09:15:47 toward level 73.
[02/16/18 15:41:53] Bart [344/705] has cum upon Doody [502/648] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:32:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/16/18 15:42:05] Bart [386/705] has cum upon Doody [261/648] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 09:09:49 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/16/18 17:48:27] Bart [109/705] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [943/1108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:27:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/16/18 18:48:33] Anky [519/980] has challenged Bart [20/705] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:28:29 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/16/18 21:48:52] Bart [212/705] has challenged Anky [784/980] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:44:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/17/18 00:49:11] Anky [67/980] has challenged Bart [510/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:51:53 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/17/18 07:49:56] Bart [13/705] has challenged dick [381/1289] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:46:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/17/18 09:08:19] Bart, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/17/18 16:50:51] Bart [574/705] has challenged Anky [341/980] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:41:37 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/17/18 19:51:10] Bot [498/1288] has challenged Bart [82/705] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:21:45 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/17/18 22:51:29] Shmegma [371/792] has challenged Bart [351/705] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:29:55 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/18/18 04:52:07] Wordy [184/903] has challenged Bart [361/705] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:39:18 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/18/18 10:52:45] Shmegma [386/792] has challenged Bart [93/705] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:18:10 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/18/18 12:52:58] Shmegma [12/792] has challenged Bart [289/705] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:29:35 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/18/18 17:53:29] Bart [50/705] has challenged Bot [886/1288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:14:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/18/18 20:53:47] Bot [578/1288] has challenged Bart [170/705] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:00:55 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/18/18 23:54:06] Bart [660/705] has challenged Bot [838/1288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/19/18 00:54:12] Bart [319/705] has challenged Bot [1229/1288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:22:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/19/18 01:17:24] Bart [241/705] has cum upon Doody [155/648] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 08:45:51 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/19/18 02:54:25] Bart [282/705] has challenged Anky [666/980] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:40:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/19/18 03:54:32] Bart [167/705] has challenged Bot [600/1288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:58:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/19/18 07:54:59] Wordy [324/903] has challenged Bart [310/705] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:45:04 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/19/18 08:55:06] Bart [116/705] has challenged Bot [278/1288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:51:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/19/18 10:55:21] Bart [554/705] has challenged Doody [158/648] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:23:13 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/20/18 05:20:31] Bart grew a third nipple! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:33:41 towards level 73.
[02/20/18 16:58:33] Bart [492/705] has challenged Shmegma [84/792] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:14:25 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/20/18 17:58:40] Bart [690/705] has challenged dick [291/1289] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:18:15 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/20/18 18:48:07] Anky, squirtingbuffalo, and Bart [2141/2793] have team battled Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot [1182/2983] and won! 0 days, 18:28:42 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/18 18:58:48] Bart [156/705] has challenged Anky [82/980] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:44:50 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/21/18 01:09:17] Bart found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:46:38 towards level 73.
[02/21/18 01:59:34] Bart [129/705] has challenged Bot [1116/1288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:49:41 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/21/18 02:59:40] Bart [280/705] has challenged Bot [177/1288] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:40:15 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/21/18 07:00:06] Doody [38/648] has challenged Bart [334/705] in combat and lost! 10 days, 04:21:30 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/21/18 09:00:20] Wordy [334/903] has challenged Bart [331/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:09:26 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/21/18 10:00:27] Bart [3/705] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [980/1108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:46:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/21/18 11:31:24] squirtingbuffalo [553/1108] has cum upon Bart [329/705] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 07:24:12 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/21/18 12:00:39] Bart [210/705] has challenged Wordy [835/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:16:35 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/21/18 15:01:46] Bart found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:19:56 towards level 73.
[02/21/18 16:58:28] Bart was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:28:08 from level 73.
[02/21/18 20:01:30] squirtingbuffalo [107/1108] has challenged Bart [263/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:08:09 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[02/21/18 23:01:49] Shmegma [362/792] has challenged Bart [620/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:47:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/22/18 04:02:23] Bart [591/705] has challenged dick [1223/1289] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:46:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/22/18 08:02:48] Bart [670/705] has challenged dick [481/1289] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:31:07 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/22/18 10:03:02] Wordy [405/903] has challenged Bart [656/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:47:23 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/22/18 12:03:15] Bart [157/705] has challenged Wordy [487/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:06:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/22/18 13:03:21] Shmegma [395/792] has challenged Bart [23/705] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:44:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/22/18 16:03:41] Bart [100/705] has challenged Shmegma [313/792] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:01:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/22/18 17:03:46] Anky [21/980] has challenged Bart [427/705] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:09:56 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/22/18 22:08:02] Anky [538/980] has cum upon Bart [544/705] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:12:31 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/23/18 01:14:34] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/18 05:05:04] Wordy [324/903] has challenged Bart [359/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:11 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/23/18 09:19:20] Bart, Doody, and Bot [1522/2645] have team battled Shmegma, Wordy, and Anky [2504/2675] and lost! 0 days, 22:09:28 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/18 13:05:56] Wordy [247/903] has challenged Bart [267/705] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:39:48 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/23/18 14:06:02] Wordy [170/903] has challenged Bart [555/705] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:19:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/23/18 23:06:59] Bot [516/1288] has challenged Bart [229/705] in combat and won! 11 days, 17:41:41 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/24/18 00:07:05] Bart [257/705] has challenged dick [461/1289] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:48:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/24/18 01:07:11] Shmegma [430/792] has challenged Bart [635/705] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:05:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/24/18 08:07:55] Anky [723/980] has challenged Bart [188/705] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:26:36 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/24/18 11:08:15] Bart [21/705] has challenged Anky [390/980] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:05:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/24/18 13:08:27] Bart [246/705] has challenged Shmegma [197/792] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:18:20 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/24/18 15:08:41] Bart [388/705] has challenged dick [699/1289] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:04:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/24/18 17:08:53] Bart [479/705] has challenged Wordy [848/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:08:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/24/18 21:09:18] Bart [158/705] has challenged Shmegma [59/792] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:58:24 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/24/18 22:09:24] Anky [488/980] has challenged Bart [618/705] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:45:12 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/24/18 23:09:31] Doody [426/652] has challenged Bart [548/705] in combat and lost! 19 days, 10:30:40 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/25/18 05:06:51] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/18 05:10:10] Wordy [171/903] has challenged Bart [601/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:11:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/25/18 06:38:00] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/25/18 11:10:51] Bot [203/1288] has challenged Bart [314/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:45:30 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/25/18 15:11:17] Doody [190/652] has challenged Bart [42/705] in combat and won! 16 days, 15:22:56 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/25/18 22:12:01] Wordy [178/908] has challenged Bart [23/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:05:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/25/18 23:12:07] Bart [263/705] has challenged dick [80/1289] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:56:16 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/25/18 23:57:50] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/26/18 00:12:13] Bart [677/705] has challenged Doody [357/652] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:36:01 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/26/18 00:15:20] Anky [491/980] has cum upon Bart [513/705] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:03:49 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/26/18 02:12:27] Bart [176/705] has challenged Doody [141/652] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:16:46 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/26/18 06:12:52] Bart [287/705] has challenged Anky [277/980] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:49:20 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/26/18 09:13:10] Doody [498/652] has challenged Bart [695/705] in combat and lost! 7 days, 05:51:32 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/26/18 10:13:17] Bot [741/1288] has challenged Bart [252/705] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:20:28 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/26/18 13:30:12] Bart [240/705] has challenged dick [836/1289] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:02:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/26/18 16:13:57] Anky [886/980] has challenged Bart [413/705] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:48:16 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/26/18 17:13:13] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/18 17:14:04] Bart [661/705] has challenged Doody [109/652] in combat and won! 12 days, 19:42:08 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/26/18 18:14:10] Anky [106/980] has challenged Bart [23/705] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:38:21 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/26/18 20:14:24] Bart [494/705] has challenged dick [910/1289] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:46:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/27/18 01:14:56] Shmegma [782/792] has challenged Bart [323/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:03:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/27/18 08:19:45] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 10 days, 14:18:50 toward level 74.
[02/27/18 13:16:16] Bot [645/1288] has challenged Bart [93/705] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:22:40 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/27/18 15:16:29] Bot [189/1288] has challenged Bart [265/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:18:27 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/27/18 19:16:54] Shmegma [21/792] has challenged Bart [197/705] in combat and lost! 9 days, 09:38:43 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/27/18 19:48:52] Bart met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:43:24 from level 74.
[02/27/18 19:59:26] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/27/18 20:17:00] Doody [117/652] has challenged Bart [607/705] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:37:12 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/27/18 20:30:59] Anky [281/994] has challenged Bart [129/705] in combat and won! 12 days, 23:49:33 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/27/18 21:17:07] Bart [647/705] has challenged Shmegma [525/792] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:55:25 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/27/18 22:18:46] Wordy [382/908] has cum upon Bart [670/705] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:58:32 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/28/18 04:17:53] Shmegma [706/792] has challenged Bart [608/705] in combat and won! 16 days, 11:19:14 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/28/18 04:17:53] In the lemon party, Bart dropped her level 73 set of leggings! Shmegma picks it up, tossing her old level 62 set of leggings to Bart.
[02/28/18 09:18:26] Shmegma [439/804] has challenged Bart [269/693] in combat and won! 13 days, 11:15:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/28/18 10:18:32] Bart [385/693] has challenged dick [189/1289] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:32:16 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/28/18 11:18:39] Bart [277/693] has challenged Shmegma [541/804] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:51:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/28/18 14:09:02] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/28/18 15:19:04] Shmegma [244/804] has challenged Bart [502/693] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:39:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/28/18 16:19:11] Bart [233/693] has challenged Wordy [330/908] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:16:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/01/18 02:20:12] Bart [591/693] has challenged Wordy [110/908] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:52:37 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/01/18 08:20:53] squirtingbuffalo [942/1108] has challenged Bart [267/693] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:07:53 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/01/18 13:21:25] Bart [491/693] has challenged Anky [757/994] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:33:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/01/18 15:21:38] Bart [194/693] has challenged Anky [580/994] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:33:47 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/01/18 21:31:24] Bart hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:00:45 towards level 74.
[03/02/18 01:22:41] Bart [114/693] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [499/1108] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:07:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/02/18 02:22:48] Doody [472/652] has challenged Bart [9/693] in combat and won! 15 days, 07:15:57 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/02/18 02:34:29] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/02/18 03:22:55] Bart [605/693] has challenged Shmegma [697/804] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:21:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/02/18 07:23:22] Wordy [388/908] has challenged Bart [616/693] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:24:20 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/02/18 12:23:54] Wordy [658/908] has challenged Bart [261/693] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:21:16 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/02/18 14:02:04] Shmegma [641/804] has cum upon Bart [664/693] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:08:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/02/18 14:24:07] Wordy [107/908] has challenged Bart [79/693] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:06:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/02/18 14:41:30] Shmegma [568/804] has cum upon Bart [500/693] and taken them in the face! 6 days, 20:30:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/02/18 16:24:20] Bot [124/1093] has challenged Bart [69/693] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:23:56 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/02/18 17:24:26] Shmegma [693/804] has challenged Bart [189/693] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:24:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/02/18 20:47:11] Bart found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:25:40 towards level 74.
[03/02/18 21:24:51] Bart [690/693] has challenged Bot [886/1093] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:54:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/02/18 23:25:04] Bart [446/693] has challenged Doody [206/681] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:40:47 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/03/18 00:25:10] Bart [677/693] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [231/1108] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:38:47 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/03/18 01:25:16] Bot [587/1093] has challenged Bart [252/693] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:55:52 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/03/18 05:38:37] Bart bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:08:30 towards level 74.
[03/03/18 07:25:55] Bart [589/693] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [42/1108] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:59:03 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/03/18 19:27:12] squirtingbuffalo [464/1108] has challenged Bart [77/693] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:40:33 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/04/18 10:28:48] Bart [326/696] has challenged Anky [275/1208] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:10:37 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/04/18 11:28:55] Bart [262/696] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [844/1104] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:53:15 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/04/18 14:29:15] Bart [314/696] has challenged Bot [702/1107] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:30:38 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/04/18 15:29:21] Bart [605/696] has challenged Shmegma [212/804] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:54:37 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/04/18 17:29:34] Bart [621/696] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [782/1104] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:57:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/04/18 18:29:40] Doody [152/681] has challenged Bart [415/696] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:47:16 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/04/18 20:29:52] Bart [656/696] has challenged Shmegma [392/804] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:24:25 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/04/18 21:29:59] Bart [393/696] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [1062/1104] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:08 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/04/18 22:30:05] Bot [11/1107] has challenged Bart [624/696] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:05:44 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/05/18 02:30:31] Shmegma [586/804] has challenged Bart [43/696] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:57:09 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/05/18 02:31:28] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/05/18 06:30:54] Doody [462/681] has challenged Bart [461/696] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:15:43 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/05/18 12:31:33] Bart [199/696] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [27/1104] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:29:01 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/05/18 13:31:40] Wordy [300/881] has challenged Bart [563/696] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:45:16 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/06/18 07:33:34] Wordy [655/881] has challenged Bart [325/696] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:19:05 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/06/18 09:04:13] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/18 09:33:46] Bart [199/696] has challenged dick [908/1109] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:10:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/06/18 14:34:18] Bart [199/696] has challenged Bot [211/1108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:07:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/06/18 16:34:30] Bart [20/696] has challenged Doody [422/681] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:22:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/06/18 17:04:27] Bart stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:12:00 towards level 74.
[03/06/18 20:34:58] Bot [494/1108] has challenged Bart [157/696] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:28:04 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/06/18 22:35:11] Bart [272/696] has challenged Doody [587/681] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:08:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/07/18 00:35:24] Bart [206/696] has challenged dick [569/1109] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:10:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/07/18 04:35:50] Bart [103/696] has challenged Anky [931/1162] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:14:04 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/07/18 08:36:17] Wordy [240/918] has challenged Bart [5/696] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:33:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/08/18 00:37:56] Bart [447/696] has challenged Doody [414/681] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:01:03 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/08/18 04:38:22] Bart [199/696] has challenged Bot [988/1108] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:46:03 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/08/18 05:38:28] Bart [415/696] has challenged Wordy [604/918] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:32:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/08/18 06:38:35] Bart [359/696] has challenged Bot [777/1108] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:36:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/08/18 09:38:53] Bart [564/696] has challenged dick [681/1109] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:47:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/08/18 13:18:45] Anky, Shmegma, and Bart [1292/2662] have team battled Doody, Bot, and Wordy [1127/2707] and won! 0 days, 02:42:34 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/18 16:39:36] Bart [188/696] has challenged Shmegma [5/760] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:40:50 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/08/18 19:39:55] Bart [425/696] has challenged Doody [541/681] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:28:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/08/18 20:40:02] Bart [162/696] has challenged Anky [584/1206] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:21:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/09/18 06:41:04] Wordy [216/918] has challenged Bart [119/696] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:29:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/09/18 08:41:17] Bart [624/696] has challenged Shmegma [279/760] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:40:19 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/09/18 09:41:23] Bart [677/696] has challenged Wordy [686/918] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:55:41 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/09/18 10:41:30] Bart [93/696] has challenged Doody [577/681] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:19:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/09/18 11:41:36] Anky [182/1206] has challenged Bart [321/696] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:34:34 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/09/18 16:42:07] Bart [320/696] has challenged Anky [664/1206] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:38:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/09/18 18:42:20] Bart [478/696] has challenged Shmegma [672/760] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:58:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/09/18 20:42:33] Bart [104/696] has challenged Shmegma [92/760] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:38:49 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/09/18 21:42:40] Bart [643/696] has challenged Doody [261/681] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:37:11 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/09/18 22:42:47] Doody [308/681] has challenged Bart [454/696] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:45:51 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/10/18 00:42:59] Bot [150/1108] has challenged Bart [241/696] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:50:40 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/10/18 01:43:06] Bart [205/696] has challenged Wordy [342/918] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:24:04 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/10/18 03:43:19] Shmegma [654/760] has challenged Bart [669/696] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:29:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/10/18 04:43:24] Doody [411/681] has challenged Bart [499/696] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:28:50 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/10/18 05:43:31] Bot [593/1108] has challenged Bart [485/696] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:01:50 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/10/18 06:31:31] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/10/18 08:43:50] Bart [311/696] has challenged Wordy [569/918] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:20:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/10/18 10:44:03] Bart [517/696] has challenged Wordy [650/918] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:59:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/10/18 17:31:32] Bart caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:00:07 towards level 74.
[03/10/18 17:44:48] Bart [340/696] has challenged Anky [379/1206] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:41:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/10/18 18:44:55] Bart [376/696] has challenged Anky [870/1206] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:17:03 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/10/18 19:45:00] Shmegma [629/760] has challenged Bart [543/696] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:38:46 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/10/18 20:45:07] Bart [220/696] has challenged Bot [313/1108] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:00:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/10/18 21:45:14] Bot [173/1108] has challenged Bart [555/696] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:30:27 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/10/18 22:45:20] Anky [732/1206] has challenged Bart [306/696] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:07:45 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/11/18 01:45:38] Anky [902/1206] has challenged Bart [271/696] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:12:43 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/11/18 03:45:44] Bart [445/696] has challenged Wordy [866/918] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:23:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/11/18 04:45:50] Bart [410/696] has challenged Bot [801/1108] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:13:29 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/11/18 05:28:55] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/11/18 05:29:07] Shmegma [355/760] has cum upon Bart [483/696] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:43:56 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/11/18 06:37:09] Bart was rejuvenated by a coffee enema! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:48:49 towards level 74.
[03/11/18 09:46:22] Bart [127/696] has challenged Shmegma [161/760] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:40:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/11/18 11:46:35] Anky [311/1206] has challenged Bart [85/696] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:28:38 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/11/18 15:47:00] Bart [104/696] has challenged Anky [600/1206] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:29:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/11/18 18:40:34] Bot, Bart, and Wordy [885/2722] have team battled Shmegma, Doody, and Anky [775/2647] and won! 2 days, 04:13:15 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/18 21:47:39] Bart [223/696] has challenged Bot [850/1108] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:25:21 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/11/18 23:47:51] Anky [385/1206] has challenged Bart [423/696] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:07:37 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/12/18 01:48:05] Bart [581/696] has challenged Anky [452/1206] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:51:14 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/12/18 05:48:29] Bart [262/696] has challenged Wordy [625/918] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:40:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/12/18 06:54:24] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Anky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/12/18 07:08:20] Wordy [453/918] has cum upon Bart [552/696] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:26:56 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/12/18 09:48:55] Wordy [312/918] has challenged Bart [672/696] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:13:34 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/12/18 11:49:08] Bart [694/696] has challenged Anky [667/1206] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:13:06 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/12/18 13:49:20] Bot [276/1108] has challenged Bart [15/696] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:01:37 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/12/18 14:49:27] Shmegma [183/760] has challenged Bart [6/696] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:44:49 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/12/18 15:49:34] Anky [1196/1206] has challenged Bart [14/696] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:48:48 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/12/18 16:49:40] Bart [519/696] has challenged Bot [402/1108] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:34:17 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/12/18 17:49:46] Bart [78/696] has challenged Doody [468/681] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:09:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/12/18 19:33:33] Bart, Bot, and Wordy [665/2722] have team battled Shmegma, Anky, and Doody [979/2647] and lost! 0 days, 14:00:37 is added to their clocks.
[03/12/18 21:50:11] Anky [646/1206] has challenged Bart [142/696] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:13:30 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/13/18 13:51:51] Shmegma [494/755] has challenged Bart [125/696] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:51:19 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/13/18 16:52:10] Shmegma [129/755] has challenged Bart [423/696] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:12:41 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/14/18 02:53:14] Bart [525/696] has challenged dick [1077/1114] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:27:38 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/14/18 04:53:26] Bart [651/696] has challenged Bot [600/1113] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:25:25 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/14/18 11:54:09] Anky [788/1206] has challenged Bart [404/696] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:21:21 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/14/18 13:54:21] Anky [567/1206] has challenged Bart [24/696] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:05:28 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/14/18 17:54:45] Doody [649/681] has challenged Bart [130/696] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:14:37 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/14/18 19:54:57] Bart [349/696] has challenged dick [182/1114] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:31:23 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/14/18 20:00:49] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/14/18 20:15:53] Wordy [689/922] has cum upon Bart [594/696] and taken them in the face! 6 days, 08:15:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/15/18 04:55:56] Doody [68/726] has challenged Bart [163/696] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:05:28 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/15/18 05:56:02] Bart [484/696] has challenged Doody [171/726] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:06:54 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/15/18 12:32:11] Bart stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:09:52 towards level 74.
[03/15/18 12:56:46] Bart [104/696] has challenged Shmegma [713/755] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:40:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/15/18 14:57:00] Bart [395/696] has challenged Doody [316/726] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:59:27 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/15/18 16:40:25] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/15/18 18:46:33] Bart found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:52:44 towards level 74.
[03/15/18 18:57:25] Bart [61/696] has challenged Doody [19/726] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:42:12 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/15/18 20:57:38] Doody [463/726] has challenged Bart [525/696] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:59:59 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/15/18 23:57:58] Shmegma [190/755] has challenged Bart [246/696] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:14:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/16/18 01:51:54] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 1 day, 02:59:28 toward level 74.
[03/16/18 02:58:16] Bot [93/1127] has challenged Bart [420/696] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:46:23 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/16/18 06:58:42] Bart [577/696] has challenged Shmegma [561/732] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:09:30 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/16/18 07:07:24] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/18 09:59:01] Bart [445/696] has challenged Shmegma [435/732] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:15:48 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/16/18 12:59:20] Bart [260/696] has challenged Shmegma [322/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:39:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/16/18 17:59:52] Bart [623/696] has challenged Bot [737/1127] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:21 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/16/18 19:17:54] Bart [417/696] has challenged Shmegma [401/732] in combat and won! 13 days, 16:31:01 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/16/18 21:31:17] Doody, Wordy, and Bot [2281/2777] have team battled Shmegma, Anky, and Bart [1081/2634] and won! 1 day, 07:40:14 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/18 22:00:17] Shmegma [592/732] has challenged Bart [260/696] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:53:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/16/18 22:14:15] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Anky have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/17/18 04:00:55] Shmegma [528/732] has challenged Bart [49/696] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:14:08 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/17/18 05:01:02] Bart [257/696] has challenged Anky [889/1206] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:08:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/17/18 06:01:09] Bot [556/1127] has challenged Bart [269/696] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:53:20 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/17/18 08:01:21] Bart [388/696] has challenged Wordy [373/903] in combat and won! 9 days, 19:45:38 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/17/18 10:01:27] Doody, Bart, and Shmegma [386/2175] have team battled Bot, Anky, and Wordy [1859/3236] and lost! 0 days, 02:39:27 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/18 13:01:53] Bart [686/696] has challenged Shmegma [52/732] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:15:22 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/17/18 14:02:00] Bot [784/1127] has challenged Bart [303/696] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:29:48 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/17/18 15:02:06] Doody [102/747] has challenged Bart [443/696] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:03:56 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/17/18 18:02:26] Bart [297/696] has challenged Wordy [741/903] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:10:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/18/18 00:03:04] Wordy [696/903] has challenged Bart [627/696] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:30:05 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/18/18 03:03:23] Anky [294/1206] has challenged Bart [692/696] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:27:11 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/18/18 03:30:50] Shmegma [262/732] has challenged Bart [344/696] in combat and lost! 7 days, 19:38:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/18/18 04:03:29] Bart [484/696] has challenged Anky [1138/1206] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:25:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/18/18 05:20:04] Anky [649/1206] has cum upon Bart [99/696] and taken them in the face! 6 days, 13:43:04 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/18/18 06:03:41] Shmegma [79/732] has challenged Bart [643/696] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:33:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/18/18 07:03:48] Doody [80/747] has challenged Bart [72/696] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:56:58 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/18/18 09:04:00] Doody [118/747] has challenged Bart [261/696] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:36 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/18/18 11:04:14] Bart [240/696] has challenged dick [1123/1128] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:13:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/18/18 12:04:20] Bart [238/696] has challenged Bot [858/1127] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:29:36 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/18/18 13:04:26] Wordy [752/903] has challenged Bart [38/696] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:54:12 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/18/18 17:04:52] Shmegma [565/732] has challenged Bart [656/696] in combat and lost! 7 days, 21:13:07 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/18/18 19:35:47] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/18 20:05:11] Bart [488/696] has challenged dick [1000/1128] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:49:38 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/18/18 22:05:24] Anky [1180/1206] has challenged Bart [627/696] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:28:32 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/18/18 23:05:31] Bot [78/1127] has challenged Bart [196/696] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:14:54 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/19/18 02:16:48] Bart died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:34:24 from level 75.
[03/19/18 03:05:57] Bart [598/696] has challenged Anky [132/1206] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:41:20 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/19/18 04:06:03] Bart [136/696] has challenged Wordy [35/903] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:24:48 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/19/18 06:06:16] Bot [67/1127] has challenged Bart [201/696] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:57:43 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/19/18 07:06:23] Bot [711/1127] has challenged Bart [243/696] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:24:16 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/19/18 07:31:44] Bart found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:23:56 towards level 75.
[03/19/18 10:06:44] Bart [445/696] has challenged Wordy [461/903] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:26:21 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/19/18 17:45:58] Bart [406/696] has challenged Wordy [377/903] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:19:39 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/19/18 19:17:08] squirtingbuffalo [4/1104] has cum upon Bart [259/696] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 08:06:39 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/19/18 21:37:01] squirtingbuffalo [402/1104] has cum upon Bart [147/696] and taken them in the face! 10 days, 13:14:24 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/19/18 23:46:36] Bart [32/696] has challenged Wordy [462/903] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:59:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/20/18 03:47:00] Doody [375/747] has challenged Bart [348/696] in combat and won! 14 days, 02:45:33 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/20/18 14:48:06] Bot [135/1127] has challenged Bart [104/696] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:05:14 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/20/18 17:48:25] Bart [128/696] has challenged Shmegma [604/732] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:21:47 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/21/18 01:42:05] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/18 07:49:52] Bart [492/696] has challenged Doody [703/747] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:41:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/21/18 12:16:15] Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma [318/2331] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Doody, and Bot [2014/2986] and lost! 5 days, 22:16:38 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/18 14:50:33] Bart [59/696] has challenged Wordy [342/903] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:38:30 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/21/18 17:50:50] Bot [845/1127] has challenged Bart [638/696] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:05:04 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/22/18 01:51:40] Bart [449/696] has challenged Wordy [556/903] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:52:04 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/22/18 05:26:26] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/18 05:52:05] Bart [187/696] has challenged Wordy [788/903] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:45:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/22/18 07:52:17] squirtingbuffalo [1065/1112] has challenged Bart [238/696] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:09:19 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/22/18 11:52:42] Bart [152/696] has challenged Anky [1148/1206] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:06:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/22/18 17:53:20] Bart [80/696] has challenged Shmegma [610/732] in combat and lost! 6 days, 18:55:07 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/22/18 18:53:25] Bart [257/696] has challenged Shmegma [590/732] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:20:55 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/22/18 19:53:32] Bart [61/696] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [634/1112] in combat and lost! 7 days, 19:06:03 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/22/18 22:53:52] Bart [497/696] has challenged Anky [1144/1206] in combat and lost! 9 days, 10:12:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/23/18 00:54:05] Bart [130/696] has challenged Shmegma [425/732] in combat and lost! 10 days, 13:06:19 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/23/18 01:54:11] Bart [37/696] has challenged Bot [10/1127] in combat and won! 20 days, 15:52:34 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/23/18 08:54:07] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/23/18 10:55:06] Bart [297/696] has challenged Doody [609/747] in combat and lost! 6 days, 23:01:03 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/23/18 11:13:25] squirtingbuffalo [280/1112] has cum upon Bart [122/696] and taken them in the face! 7 days, 23:53:02 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/23/18 11:54:32] Bot, Wordy, and Anky [755/3236] have team battled Bart, squirtingbuffalo, and Shmegma [382/2540] and won! 0 days, 06:17:15 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/18 11:55:11] Shmegma [507/732] has challenged Bart [449/696] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:50:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/23/18 14:55:28] Bart [172/696] has challenged dick [378/1128] in combat and lost! 6 days, 11:28:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/24/18 01:22:30] Bart tamed a wild horse and taught it to fuck other irpg players! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:59:29 towards level 75.
[03/24/18 01:56:34] Shmegma [378/732] has challenged Bart [109/696] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:11:42 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/24/18 01:56:34] In the lemon party, Bart dropped her level 37 shield! Shmegma picks it up, tossing her old level 26 shield to Bart.
[03/24/18 04:56:53] Shmegma [653/744] has challenged Bart [187/684] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:33:09 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/24/18 05:56:59] Bot [1069/1127] has challenged Bart [390/684] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:16:47 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/24/18 08:57:18] Bart [450/684] has challenged Shmegma [10/744] in combat and won! 13 days, 21:57:36 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/24/18 11:57:36] Anky [502/1206] has challenged Bart [620/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:29:16 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/24/18 13:57:47] squirtingbuffalo [833/1121] has challenged Bart [372/684] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:42:30 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/24/18 15:58:00] Shmegma [193/744] has challenged Bart [187/684] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:11:32 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/24/18 19:58:23] squirtingbuffalo [548/1121] has challenged Bart [35/684] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:53:59 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/24/18 22:58:41] Bot [762/1118] has challenged Bart [323/684] in combat and won! 12 days, 08:25:51 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/25/18 03:59:11] squirtingbuffalo [251/1121] has challenged Bart [120/684] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:50:49 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/25/18 04:59:18] Doody [550/747] has challenged Bart [140/684] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:25:50 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/25/18 05:33:30] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/25/18 07:09:18] Bart was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:46:17 towards level 75.
[03/25/18 07:59:36] Doody [187/747] has challenged Bart [67/684] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:16:10 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/25/18 09:59:48] Bart [23/684] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [535/1121] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:15:50 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/25/18 13:00:07] Anky [407/1206] has challenged Bart [46/684] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:52:52 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/25/18 15:00:19] Bart [582/684] has challenged Wordy [300/903] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:20:33 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/25/18 18:11:44] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 17 days, 01:38:23 toward level 75.
[03/26/18 01:16:03] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/26/18 03:01:32] Bart [325/684] has challenged Wordy [892/903] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:50:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/26/18 04:01:38] Bart [652/684] has challenged Wordy [575/903] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:25:21 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/26/18 06:01:49] Anky [66/1206] has challenged Bart [533/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:59:03 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/26/18 13:02:32] Bart [479/684] has challenged Shmegma [94/744] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:39:54 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/26/18 15:56:38] Wordy, Doody, and Bot [2442/2768] have team battled Bart, squirtingbuffalo, and Anky [2521/3011] and lost! 1 day, 06:17:37 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/18 17:02:54] Bart [428/684] has challenged Bot [1036/1118] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:37:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/26/18 20:03:13] Anky [540/1206] has challenged Bart [190/684] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:58:30 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/26/18 23:03:32] Bart [124/684] has challenged Doody [509/747] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:46:21 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/27/18 00:03:38] Bart [544/684] has challenged Anky [896/1206] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:39:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/27/18 04:04:02] Bot [600/1118] has challenged Bart [417/684] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:02:13 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/27/18 15:28:53] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 5 days, 13:38:31 toward level 75.
[03/27/18 22:05:49] Bart [217/684] has challenged Shmegma [495/744] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:21:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/27/18 23:05:54] Bart [449/684] has challenged Wordy [290/903] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:59:19 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/28/18 00:06:00] Shmegma [689/744] has challenged Bart [60/684] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:02:52 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/28/18 01:06:06] Bot [9/1118] has challenged Bart [106/684] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:07:19 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/28/18 07:44:56] Bart, Anky, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/28/18 10:06:58] Shmegma [307/744] has challenged Bart [31/684] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:22:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/28/18 12:48:02] Anky, squirtingbuffalo, and Wordy [2141/3230] have team battled Shmegma, Bart, and Doody [561/2175] and won! 1 day, 03:25:42 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/18 15:07:29] Bart [388/684] has challenged Bot [455/1123] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:57:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/28/18 16:30:40] Bart caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:23:26 towards level 75.
[03/28/18 22:08:12] Wordy [55/903] has challenged Bart [500/684] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:38:53 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/28/18 22:48:13] squirtingbuffalo, Doody, and Shmegma [313/2612] have team battled Wordy, Anky, and Bart [823/2793] and lost! 0 days, 15:23:23 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/18 03:08:40] squirtingbuffalo [484/1128] has challenged Bart [113/684] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:28:31 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[03/29/18 05:08:53] Bot [1122/1123] has challenged Bart [540/684] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:32:25 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/29/18 13:09:41] Bart [624/684] has challenged dick [431/1129] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:49:12 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/29/18 15:09:53] Bart [387/684] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [945/1128] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:32:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/29/18 19:10:17] Bart [341/684] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [916/1128] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:32 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/30/18 02:00:43] Bot, Wordy, and Doody [2710/2773] have team battled Bart, Shmegma, and Anky [1641/2627] and won! 4 days, 09:35:28 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/18 02:11:02] Doody [112/747] has challenged Bart [617/684] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:40:17 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/30/18 03:11:08] Wordy [272/903] has challenged Bart [395/684] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:23:33 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/30/18 05:11:20] Bart [170/684] has challenged Shmegma [410/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:09:07 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/30/18 12:12:03] Bart [489/684] has challenged Shmegma [52/737] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:03:56 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/30/18 14:12:15] Bart [550/684] has challenged Wordy [398/903] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:44:41 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/30/18 14:42:36] Anky, Doody, and Shmegma [119/2690] have team battled Bot, Bart, and squirtingbuffalo [1386/2935] and lost! 1 day, 07:12:58 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/18 16:53:55] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/18 20:12:52] Bot [25/1123] has challenged Bart [159/684] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:38:34 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/31/18 01:13:22] Bart [213/684] has challenged dick [162/1129] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:22:37 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/31/18 04:13:39] Bart [200/684] has challenged Bot [705/1123] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:30:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/31/18 07:01:09] Bart, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/31/18 07:13:58] Bot [51/1123] has challenged Bart [655/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:19:25 is added to Bot's clock.
[03/31/18 08:09:57] Anky [970/1206] has cum upon Bart [195/684] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 06:40:47 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/31/18 09:14:09] Bart [586/684] has challenged Shmegma [632/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:46:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/31/18 09:56:07] Bart had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:39:49 towards level 75.
[03/31/18 10:14:15] Bart [231/684] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [376/1128] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:32:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/31/18 19:15:09] Bart [457/684] has challenged Wordy [901/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:05:16 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/31/18 19:32:02] Bart grew a third nipple! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:15:48 towards level 75.
[03/31/18 22:15:27] Wordy [388/903] has challenged Bart [393/684] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:16:00 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/01/18 00:33:35] Bart, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/01/18 04:16:03] Bart [409/684] has challenged Bot [849/1123] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:21:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/01/18 12:16:51] Bart [11/684] has challenged Bot [1012/1123] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:48:30 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/01/18 13:16:58] Bart [417/684] has challenged Doody [352/747] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:17:39 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/01/18 19:51:50] Bart, Anky, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/01/18 23:18:00] Shmegma [169/737] has challenged Bart [555/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:25:43 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/02/18 00:18:06] Bart [363/684] has challenged Anky [1038/1206] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:03 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/02/18 02:18:19] Bart [60/684] has challenged dick [199/1130] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:25:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/02/18 03:18:25] Bart [223/684] has challenged Bot [183/1123] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:45:58 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/02/18 04:18:30] squirtingbuffalo [379/1129] has challenged Bart [307/684] in combat and won! 12 days, 15:25:19 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/02/18 06:11:23] Bart [166/684] has challenged Shmegma [713/737] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:36:14 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/02/18 07:18:43] Wordy, Bot, and squirtingbuffalo [1139/3155] have team battled Bart, Anky, and Shmegma [1771/2627] and lost! 0 days, 04:01:23 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/18 09:19:02] Wordy [95/903] has challenged Bart [296/684] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:55:51 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/02/18 11:19:14] Shmegma [24/737] has challenged Bart [513/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:20:53 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/02/18 12:19:20] Bart [286/684] has challenged Shmegma [67/737] in combat and won! 16 days, 09:55:22 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/02/18 15:19:38] Shmegma [508/737] has challenged Bart [399/684] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:38:52 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/02/18 17:19:50] Bart [339/684] has challenged Wordy [65/903] in combat and won! 14 days, 03:41:06 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/02/18 18:19:56] squirtingbuffalo [411/1129] has challenged Bart [619/684] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:16:21 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/03/18 02:20:48] Doody [124/751] has challenged Bart [32/684] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:56:56 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/03/18 05:21:06] Bart [577/684] has challenged Shmegma [613/737] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:01:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/03/18 08:21:24] squirtingbuffalo [14/1129] has challenged Bart [600/684] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:50:50 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/03/18 13:21:54] Shmegma [644/737] has challenged Bart [439/684] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:53:58 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/03/18 18:22:25] Wordy [256/903] has challenged Bart [263/684] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:16:36 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/03/18 19:22:31] Anky [946/1206] has challenged Bart [500/684] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:56:36 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/03/18 20:22:38] Anky [373/1206] has challenged Bart [254/684] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:29:35 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/03/18 21:22:44] Bart [640/684] has challenged dick [400/1130] in combat and won! 10 days, 08:50:10 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/04/18 02:23:13] Bart [199/684] has challenged Wordy [264/903] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:44:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/04/18 03:04:44] squirtingbuffalo, Shmegma, and Bart [263/2550] have team battled Wordy, Anky, and Doody [2443/2860] and lost! 0 days, 08:47:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/18 03:32:15] Wordy, squirtingbuffalo, and Bart [1107/2716] have team battled Anky, Bot, and Shmegma [3055/3066] and lost! 2 days, 23:20:12 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/18 06:23:37] Bart [406/684] has challenged Wordy [65/903] in combat and won! 11 days, 10:53:41 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/04/18 08:21:49] squirtingbuffalo [1043/1129] has cum upon Bart [249/684] and taken them in the face! 4 days, 08:27:12 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/04/18 08:57:41] squirtingbuffalo [884/1129] has cum upon Bart [239/684] and taken them in the face! 4 days, 17:00:46 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/04/18 16:24:38] Bart [43/684] has challenged Bot [772/1123] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:14:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/04/18 22:04:42] Bart had a hot threesome! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:39:42 towards level 76.
[04/05/18 00:25:25] Bart [286/684] has challenged Shmegma [448/737] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:46:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/05/18 02:25:37] Bart [409/684] has challenged dick [507/1130] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:27:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/05/18 05:25:56] Doody [509/751] has challenged Bart [321/684] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:09:55 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/05/18 06:26:02] Bart [228/684] has challenged Wordy [328/903] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:42:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/05/18 09:26:23] Bart [33/684] has challenged Shmegma [333/737] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:27:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/05/18 10:26:28] Bart [430/684] has challenged Anky [802/1206] in combat and lost! 6 days, 21:01:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/05/18 12:33:55] squirtingbuffalo, Bot, and Shmegma [516/2989] have team battled Doody, Anky, and Bart [867/2641] and lost! 0 days, 01:34:46 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/18 14:26:52] Bart [382/684] has challenged Anky [1017/1206] in combat and lost! 7 days, 16:21:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/05/18 16:27:04] Doody [471/751] has challenged Bart [101/684] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:28:30 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/05/18 20:35:37] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/06/18 09:28:47] Bart [224/684] has challenged Bot [691/1123] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:45:16 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/06/18 11:28:57] Wordy [274/903] has challenged Bart [255/684] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:36:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/06/18 12:29:03] Bart [239/684] has challenged Shmegma [341/737] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:43:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/06/18 19:29:47] squirtingbuffalo [947/1129] has challenged Bart [267/684] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:13:52 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/06/18 21:29:58] Anky [823/1184] has challenged Bart [559/684] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:40:37 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/07/18 07:30:58] Wordy [102/921] has challenged Bart [364/684] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:03:54 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/07/18 08:29:38] Bart lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 20:23:29 from level 76.
[04/07/18 14:31:43] Bot [954/1123] has challenged Bart [167/684] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:28:55 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/07/18 19:32:14] Anky [1125/1199] has challenged Bart [300/684] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:50:28 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/08/18 01:32:51] Wordy [888/921] has challenged Bart [589/684] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:29:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/08/18 02:23:27] Bart was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 19:44:20 towards level 76.
[04/08/18 06:33:22] Bart [475/684] has challenged dick [842/1130] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:32:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/08/18 10:33:47] Wordy [39/921] has challenged Bart [506/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:55:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/08/18 15:34:17] Bart [386/684] has challenged Wordy [432/921] in combat and lost! 9 days, 23:51:08 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/08/18 18:34:34] Bart [10/684] has challenged dick [1044/1130] in combat and lost! 8 days, 16:11:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/08/18 19:34:40] Anky [435/1199] has challenged Bart [81/684] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:58:53 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/09/18 01:35:16] Anky [251/1199] has challenged Bart [371/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:19:13 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/09/18 02:35:22] Bart [208/684] has challenged Doody [565/751] in combat and lost! 11 days, 09:50:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/09/18 03:35:29] Bart [600/684] has challenged dick [831/1130] in combat and lost! 10 days, 15:29:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/09/18 03:46:54] Bart, Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/09/18 06:35:47] squirtingbuffalo [290/1129] has challenged Bart [240/684] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:29:43 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/09/18 07:55:57] Bart was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 18:20:54 towards level 76.
[04/09/18 13:36:32] Bart [607/684] has challenged Shmegma [145/708] in combat and won! 17 days, 07:14:27 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/09/18 18:37:02] Bart [305/684] has challenged Bot [52/1123] in combat and won! 13 days, 10:47:09 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/10/18 06:48:39] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/18 08:00:07] Bot, Doody, and Shmegma [1037/2582] have team battled Bart, squirtingbuffalo, and Anky [911/3012] and won! 0 days, 06:40:26 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/18 09:38:31] Bart [185/684] has challenged Doody [209/751] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:13:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/10/18 12:38:49] Bart [550/684] has challenged dick [508/1130] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:56:59 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/10/18 13:20:26] Bart was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:13:34 towards level 76.
[04/10/18 15:39:07] Shmegma [424/708] has challenged Bart [88/684] in combat and won! 13 days, 22:43:48 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/10/18 15:39:07] Shmegma has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 5 days, 21:22:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/10/18 20:39:36] Bart [55/684] has challenged Anky [1126/1199] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:09:04 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/11/18 04:26:38] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/11/18 07:40:44] Anky [1000/1207] has challenged Bart [43/684] in combat and won! 12 days, 08:56:29 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/11/18 10:41:02] Wordy [137/921] has challenged Bart [88/684] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:03:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/11/18 15:06:30] squirtingbuffalo [350/1129] has cum upon Bart [456/684] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 19:35:47 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/11/18 15:20:07] squirtingbuffalo [838/1129] has cum upon Bart [369/684] and taken them in the face! 15 days, 11:24:00 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/11/18 18:41:49] Bart [404/684] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [450/1129] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:13:35 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/12/18 04:49:42] Bart found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:35:01 towards level 76.
[04/12/18 09:43:21] Bart [277/684] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [80/1129] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:48:58 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/12/18 13:43:46] Wordy [630/921] has challenged Bart [527/684] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:11:02 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/12/18 15:43:58] Bart [108/684] has challenged Bot [1121/1123] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:49:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/12/18 16:44:05] Doody [568/787] has challenged Bart [225/684] in combat and won! 14 days, 08:03:05 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/12/18 16:44:05] In the lemon party, Bart dropped her level 62 set of leggings! Doody picks it up, tossing her old level 49 set of leggings to Bart.
[04/12/18 22:44:41] Anky [52/1214] has challenged Bart [280/669] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:16:29 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/12/18 23:44:47] Bart [593/669] has challenged dick [663/1130] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:29:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/13/18 01:44:58] Bart [152/669] has challenged dick [1044/1130] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:44:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/13/18 05:45:24] Bot [889/1123] has challenged Bart [657/669] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:52:46 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/13/18 06:45:30] Bart [595/669] has challenged dick [981/1130] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:36:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/13/18 07:45:37] Bart [410/669] has challenged Doody [40/800] in combat and won! 10 days, 22:14:07 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/13/18 08:45:44] Bart [31/669] has challenged Doody [518/800] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:15:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/13/18 09:45:51] Bart [554/669] has challenged Anky [611/1214] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:19:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/13/18 11:46:03] Wordy [581/921] has challenged Bart [535/669] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:20:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/13/18 14:46:23] Doody [281/781] has challenged Bart [45/669] in combat and won! 12 days, 23:32:49 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/13/18 16:46:35] Wordy [133/921] has challenged Bart [319/669] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:13:07 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/13/18 19:46:52] Shmegma [580/708] has challenged Bart [454/669] in combat and won! 9 days, 02:46:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/13/18 22:47:10] Wordy [220/921] has challenged Bart [394/669] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:48:48 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/14/18 00:47:23] Bart [82/669] has challenged Bot [394/1123] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:24:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/14/18 00:47:50] Bot, Bart, and Shmegma [1713/2500] have team battled Wordy, Anky, and Doody [2467/2916] and lost! 2 days, 14:35:50 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/18 01:04:24] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/14/18 04:36:40] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/18 04:47:46] Wordy [613/921] has challenged Bart [75/669] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:57:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/14/18 10:04:44] Bart, Bot, and Anky [2872/3006] have team battled Wordy, Doody, and Shmegma [547/2410] and won! 1 day, 23:21:53 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/18 10:48:24] Bart [60/669] has challenged Bot [90/1123] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:46:03 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/14/18 15:48:54] Bart [168/669] has challenged dick [363/1130] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:44:55 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/14/18 18:46:18] Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma [2823/2843] have team battled Bot, Doody, and Bart [1716/2573] and won! 1 day, 23:00:43 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/18 19:40:23] Bart was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:23:11 towards level 76.
[04/14/18 19:49:18] Bart [68/669] has challenged dick [816/1130] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:47:03 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/14/18 21:49:29] Bart [630/669] has challenged Bot [950/1123] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:42:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/14/18 22:49:35] Bart [265/669] has challenged Doody [771/781] in combat and lost! 6 days, 13:28:50 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/15/18 00:49:47] Bart [566/669] has challenged Shmegma [198/708] in combat and won! 13 days, 10:55:09 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/15/18 00:52:44] Shmegma [333/708] has cum upon Bart [244/669] and taken them in the face! 4 days, 22:42:35 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/15/18 03:50:05] Bart [44/669] has challenged Anky [577/1214] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:01:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/15/18 04:50:11] Bart [425/669] has challenged Bot [225/1123] in combat and won! 11 days, 17:08:30 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/15/18 09:49:20] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/15/18 09:49:23] Bot [75/1123] has cum upon Bart [388/669] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:12:33 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/15/18 09:50:41] Doody [65/781] has challenged Bart [21/669] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:45:19 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/15/18 09:50:44] Bot [265/1123] has cum upon Bart [119/669] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 06:21:01 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/15/18 14:51:13] Bart [667/669] has challenged Shmegma [500/708] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:32:17 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/15/18 15:51:19] Shmegma [469/708] has challenged Bart [668/669] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:10:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/15/18 19:25:59] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/18 20:51:49] Wordy [447/921] has challenged Bart [334/669] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:51:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/16/18 00:52:14] Shmegma [69/708] has challenged Bart [451/669] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:05:46 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/16/18 09:53:09] Bart [320/669] has challenged Doody [697/781] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:43:04 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/16/18 14:44:13] Shmegma, Wordy, and Bart [1076/2298] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Doody, and Anky [2311/3124] and lost! 6 days, 05:42:11 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/18 11:25:22] Bot, Wordy, and Shmegma [2724/2752] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Anky, and Bart [2461/3012] and won! 1 day, 13:43:04 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/18 12:55:55] Bart [247/669] has challenged Anky [326/1214] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:24:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/17/18 15:39:48] Bart, Doody, and Shmegma [214/2158] have team battled squirtingbuffalo, Bot, and Wordy [2768/3173] and lost! 3 days, 20:11:31 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/18 22:56:56] Wordy [479/921] has challenged Bart [165/669] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:28:26 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/18/18 03:57:25] Bart [659/669] has challenged Bot [147/1123] in combat and won! 10 days, 22:10:32 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/18/18 04:57:31] Bart [344/669] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [61/1129] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:25:14 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/18/18 07:57:50] Bart [591/669] has challenged dick [576/1130] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:49:15 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/18/18 13:58:26] Wordy [20/921] has challenged Bart [570/669] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:09:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/18/18 15:58:39] Bot [886/1123] has challenged Bart [375/669] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:21:00 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/18/18 16:02:54] Bot, Anky, and Bart [2402/3006] have team battled Shmegma, Wordy, and squirtingbuffalo [963/2758] and won! 0 days, 13:58:17 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/18 18:58:57] Bart [403/669] has challenged Bot [491/1123] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:54:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/18/18 19:22:50] Wordy, Bart, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/19/18 00:59:33] Bart [348/669] has challenged Doody [755/781] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:10:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/19/18 07:00:11] Doody [38/781] has challenged Bart [314/669] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:53:47 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/19/18 10:00:28] Wordy [862/921] has challenged Bart [525/669] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:20:09 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/19/18 13:00:48] Doody [200/781] has challenged Bart [665/669] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:26:46 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/19/18 13:24:06] Bart, Wordy, and Bot [2577/2713] have team battled Doody, Anky, and Shmegma [1117/2703] and won! 0 days, 05:19:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/18 15:01:02] Bart [429/669] has challenged Bot [453/1123] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:43:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/19/18 16:01:07] Bot [1076/1123] has challenged Bart [192/669] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:22:02 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/19/18 18:01:21] Bart [178/669] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [1079/1129] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:02:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/19/18 22:01:44] Anky [92/1214] has challenged Bart [447/669] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:29:00 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/20/18 03:02:13] Bart [323/669] has challenged Anky [304/1214] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:40:51 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/20/18 03:11:33] Bart spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on her tunic! Bart's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/20/18 08:59:29] Bart was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:56:30 towards level 76.
[04/20/18 12:03:10] Bart [193/665] has challenged Anky [24/1214] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:51:24 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/20/18 16:11:00] Anky, Bot, and Bart [2203/3002] have team battled Doody, squirtingbuffalo, and Wordy [1176/2831] and won! 0 days, 00:36:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/18 17:03:41] Bart [438/665] has challenged Anky [857/1214] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:47:36 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/20/18 18:35:41] Anky [128/1214] has challenged Bart [632/665] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:02:12 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/20/18 20:03:59] Bart [496/665] has challenged Wordy [819/921] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:06:19 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/20/18 20:04:56] Bart [149/665] has cum upon Wordy [183/921] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:29:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/20/18 20:06:38] Bart [348/665] has cum upon Wordy [643/921] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:41:47 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/20/18 21:04:04] Bart [58/665] has challenged Anky [1015/1214] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:16:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/20/18 22:04:10] Bart [508/665] has challenged Anky [1166/1214] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:59:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/20/18 23:04:16] Bart [640/665] has challenged Bot [546/1123] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:39:54 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/21/18 00:04:22] Bart [192/665] has challenged Wordy [880/921] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:51:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/21/18 01:02:19] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/21/18 07:05:05] Shmegma [267/708] has challenged Bart [288/665] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:52:48 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/21/18 12:45:24] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/18 14:05:50] Shmegma [702/708] has challenged Bart [259/665] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:15:36 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/21/18 17:06:08] Anky [620/1214] has challenged Bart [542/665] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:26:35 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/21/18 20:06:28] Wordy [70/921] has challenged Bart [51/665] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:51 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/22/18 01:57:19] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 2 days, 15:20:19 toward level 76.
[04/22/18 03:07:11] Doody [101/781] has challenged Bart [363/665] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:29:14 is added to Doody's clock.
[04/22/18 04:07:17] Bot [185/1123] has challenged Bart [235/665] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:05:10 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/22/18 07:07:35] Shmegma [4/708] has challenged Bart [61/665] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:56:33 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/22/18 11:07:59] Bart [240/665] has challenged dick [371/1130] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:59:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/22/18 13:59:56] Shmegma, Bot, and Wordy [2061/2752] have team battled Anky, Doody, and Bart [1455/2660] and won! 3 days, 14:58:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/18 14:08:18] Bot [516/1123] has challenged Bart [122/665] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:36:03 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/22/18 18:08:41] Bart [640/665] has challenged dick [1081/1130] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:05:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/22/18 19:08:47] Bart [111/665] has challenged Bot [813/1123] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:06:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/22/18 20:08:52] squirtingbuffalo [627/1129] has challenged Bart [235/665] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:29:13 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/23/18 10:10:19] Bart [214/665] has challenged Anky [742/1214] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:48:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/23/18 12:10:32] Bart [448/665] has challenged Anky [293/1214] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:18:35 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/23/18 16:10:56] Bart [495/665] has challenged Shmegma [120/711] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:57:36 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/23/18 17:11:03] Bart [71/665] has challenged Wordy [303/928] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:45:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/23/18 18:11:10] Bart [148/665] has challenged Shmegma [304/711] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:54:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/23/18 19:11:16] Shmegma [425/711] has challenged Bart [56/665] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:40:20 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[04/23/18 21:11:28] Doody [606/781] has challenged Bart [51/665] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:19:41 is removed from Doody's clock.
[04/24/18 04:12:10] Wordy [382/928] has challenged Bart [149/665] in combat and won! 9 days, 08:42:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/24/18 07:12:29] Shmegma [241/711] has challenged Bart [535/665] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:32:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[04/24/18 12:12:59] Anky [162/1214] has challenged Bart [298/665] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:14:27 is added to Anky's clock.
[04/24/18 13:13:05] squirtingbuffalo [891/1129] has challenged Bart [33/665] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:44:14 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/24/18 14:13:11] Bart [354/665] has challenged Shmegma [23/711] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:19:50 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/24/18 22:32:38] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/25/18 03:14:31] Bart [225/665] has challenged Anky [726/1214] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:15:15 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/25/18 06:14:48] Bart [443/665] has challenged Shmegma [164/711] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:37:16 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/25/18 06:17:03] Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot [2645/2963] have team battled Anky, Bart, and Doody [218/2660] and won! 2 days, 17:11:34 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/18 08:14:59] Anky [347/1214] has challenged Bart [337/665] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:31:39 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/25/18 18:16:02] Bot [689/1123] has challenged Bart [456/665] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:05:06 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/25/18 21:16:20] Bart [641/665] has challenged Wordy [373/928] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:26:36 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/25/18 22:16:27] Bart [284/665] has challenged Shmegma [335/711] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:46:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/25/18 23:16:34] squirtingbuffalo [556/1129] has challenged Bart [296/665] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:00:35 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/26/18 03:16:57] Bart [9/665] has challenged dick [104/1130] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:25:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/26/18 09:17:35] squirtingbuffalo [788/1129] has challenged Bart [474/665] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:13:30 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/26/18 10:17:41] Bart [611/665] has challenged Anky [75/1214] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:59:11 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/26/18 11:32:36] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/26/18 11:32:39] squirtingbuffalo [1025/1129] has cum upon Bart [19/665] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 05:21:16 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[04/26/18 19:18:34] Bart [49/665] has challenged Wordy [283/928] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:36:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/27/18 02:41:28] Shmegma, Wordy, and Anky [1480/2850] have team battled Doody, Bot, and Bart [1711/2569] and lost! 0 days, 15:06:17 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/18 09:43:48] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Anky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/27/18 09:44:06] Bart [249/665] has cum upon Wordy [238/927] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 02:54:26 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/27/18 12:20:16] Bart [590/665] has challenged Bot [438/1132] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:14:42 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/27/18 12:21:10] Anky [840/1216] has cum upon Bart [276/665] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 06:33:46 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/27/18 12:51:31] Anky [1037/1216] has cum upon Bart [120/665] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 05:17:26 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/27/18 19:20:57] Anky [825/1216] has challenged Bart [566/665] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:10:12 is removed from Anky's clock.
[04/28/18 08:39:05] Bart [549/665] has challenged Wordy [839/927] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:50:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/28/18 10:39:17] Bart [11/665] has challenged Wordy [867/927] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:35:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/28/18 13:39:36] Bart [119/665] has challenged Bot [285/1132] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:36:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/28/18 16:39:55] Bart [163/665] has challenged Bot [499/1132] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/28/18 19:40:13] Bart [264/665] has challenged Bot [2/1132] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:23:27 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/29/18 00:40:43] Bart [334/665] has challenged dick [17/1145] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:02:21 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/29/18 03:41:02] Bart [23/665] has challenged dick [947/1145] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:30:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/29/18 04:41:08] Bart [493/665] has challenged Wordy [288/916] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:11:34 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/29/18 05:41:15] Bart [522/665] has challenged dick [813/1145] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/29/18 06:41:21] Bart [481/665] has challenged Bot [68/1144] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:36:19 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/29/18 07:41:28] Bart [653/665] has challenged Wordy [330/916] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:47:12 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/29/18 09:41:41] Bot [526/1144] has challenged Bart [127/665] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:37:24 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/29/18 13:52:17] Bart was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:05 towards level 76.
[04/29/18 16:42:25] Bart [80/665] has challenged Bot [282/1144] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:24:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/29/18 17:42:31] Bot [492/1144] has challenged Bart [315/665] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:59:32 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/29/18 19:42:42] Bot [302/1144] has challenged Bart [326/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:16:29 is added to Bot's clock.
[04/29/18 21:42:54] Wordy [825/916] has challenged Bart [32/665] in combat and won! 13 days, 13:07:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/30/18 00:43:13] Bart [97/665] has challenged dick [149/1145] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:41 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/30/18 01:43:19] Bart [42/665] has challenged Wordy [576/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:03 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/30/18 02:43:25] Bot [629/1144] has challenged Bart [205/665] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:55 is removed from Bot's clock.
[04/30/18 04:43:38] Bart [30/665] has challenged Wordy [212/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/30/18 07:14:03] Bart [561/665] has challenged Wordy [394/916] in combat and won! 15 days, 10:50:39 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/30/18 09:44:11] Bart [290/665] has challenged dick [206/1145] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:48:15 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/30/18 11:44:23] Wordy [505/916] has challenged Bart [362/665] in combat and won! 15 days, 12:31:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[04/30/18 13:44:36] Bart [528/665] has challenged Bot [1004/1144] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:27:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/30/18 14:44:43] Bart [378/665] has challenged Bot [1077/1144] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:33:38 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/30/18 15:44:49] Bart [246/665] has challenged Wordy [517/916] in combat and lost! 6 days, 16:42:36 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/30/18 17:45:02] Bart [280/665] has challenged dick [105/1145] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:59:15 is removed from Bart's clock.
[04/30/18 18:45:09] Bart [582/665] has challenged dick [635/1145] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:29:41 is added to Bart's clock.
[04/30/18 20:45:23] Wordy [370/916] has challenged Bart [464/665] in combat and lost! 7 days, 08:57:24 is added to Wordy's clock.
[04/30/18 22:45:35] Bart [370/665] has challenged Bot [1053/1144] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:41:32 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/01/18 00:45:49] Bot [134/1144] has challenged Bart [179/665] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:59:11 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/01/18 01:45:55] Bart [25/665] has challenged Bot [503/1144] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:56:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/01/18 04:46:13] Bot [1137/1144] has challenged Bart [143/665] in combat and won! 12 days, 16:21:01 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/01/18 06:46:26] Bart [76/665] has challenged Wordy [792/916] in combat and lost! 8 days, 06:15:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/01/18 08:46:37] Bot [496/1144] has challenged Bart [461/665] in combat and won! 7 days, 21:06:20 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/01/18 13:47:09] Bot [741/1144] has challenged Bart [547/665] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:48:31 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/01/18 14:47:16] Shmegma [584/697] has challenged Bart [454/665] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:03:09 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/01/18 15:47:22] Bart [19/665] has challenged dick [619/1145] in combat and lost! 7 days, 03:25:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/01/18 17:47:34] Anky [307/1216] has challenged Bart [331/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:31:22 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/01/18 19:47:47] Bart [108/665] has challenged Anky [10/1216] in combat and won! 17 days, 05:58:35 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/01/18 19:47:47] Bart has dealt Anky a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:40:29 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/01/18 20:47:55] Bart [641/665] has challenged Shmegma [69/697] in combat and won! 13 days, 10:40:52 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/01/18 21:48:01] Bart [613/665] has challenged Wordy [132/916] in combat and won! 10 days, 22:54:05 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/02/18 03:48:41] Anky [902/1436] has challenged Bart [10/665] in combat and won! 9 days, 16:43:22 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/02/18 05:56:15] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/02/18 08:49:13] Shmegma [473/697] has challenged Bart [250/665] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:07:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/02/18 12:49:39] Bart [276/665] has challenged Wordy [593/916] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:34:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/02/18 13:49:46] Doody [389/781] has challenged Bart [516/665] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:37:35 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/02/18 14:49:52] Bart [96/665] has challenged Anky [524/1436] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:26:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/02/18 19:50:24] Shmegma [176/697] has challenged Bart [460/665] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:00:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/02/18 23:50:48] Bart [237/665] has challenged Anky [1317/1436] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:17:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/03/18 02:51:06] Shmegma [152/697] has challenged Bart [639/665] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:59:02 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/03/18 04:51:19] Bart [562/665] has challenged Wordy [901/916] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:10:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/03/18 07:51:37] Bart [228/665] has challenged dick [981/1307] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:27:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/03/18 10:51:57] Doody [569/781] has challenged Bart [417/665] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:45:16 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/03/18 15:52:29] Bart [558/665] has challenged Anky [533/1436] in combat and won! 11 days, 13:38:42 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/03/18 18:52:48] Bart [361/665] has challenged Doody [257/798] in combat and won! 8 days, 14:05:18 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/03/18 19:53:12] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/03/18 19:53:12] Shmegma [467/697] has cum upon Bart [439/665] and taken them in the face! 4 days, 14:49:35 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/03/18 19:53:33] Bart [626/665] has cum upon Wordy [693/916] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:29:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/03/18 20:53:00] Shmegma [167/697] has challenged Bart [477/665] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:08:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/03/18 21:53:07] Bart [460/665] has challenged Anky [1234/1436] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:30:14 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/04/18 00:53:26] Bot [609/1144] has challenged Bart [551/665] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:46:49 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/04/18 04:53:51] Bart [349/665] has challenged Anky [641/1436] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:04:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/04/18 06:54:03] Shmegma [671/697] has challenged Bart [99/665] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:38:20 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/04/18 07:54:09] Wordy [302/916] has challenged Bart [206/665] in combat and won! 10 days, 10:48:37 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/04/18 08:54:15] Bart [442/665] has challenged Shmegma [533/697] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:03:08 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/04/18 10:52:07] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/18 10:54:28] Bart [313/665] has challenged Doody [242/798] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:55:21 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/04/18 11:54:34] Doody [630/798] has challenged Bart [533/665] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:27:00 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/04/18 14:54:53] Doody [53/798] has challenged Bart [289/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:31:30 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/04/18 15:55:00] Bart [560/665] has challenged Shmegma [345/697] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:42:05 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/04/18 20:55:31] Bot [900/1144] has challenged Bart [328/665] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:04:14 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/05/18 01:29:21] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/05/18 04:56:22] Anky [470/1436] has challenged Bart [156/665] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:13:11 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/05/18 05:56:30] Bart [448/665] has challenged dick [398/1307] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:26:15 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/05/18 09:39:31] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/18 09:56:56] Bart [421/665] has challenged Doody [521/798] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:05:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/05/18 11:57:09] Doody [288/798] has challenged Bart [574/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:10:33 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/05/18 13:57:21] Doody [15/798] has challenged Bart [83/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:17:35 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/05/18 15:33:35] Shmegma [384/697] has cum upon Bart [425/665] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:24:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/05/18 16:07:23] Shmegma [28/697] has cum upon Bart [539/665] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:26:48 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/05/18 17:01:50] Bart gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:47:28 towards level 77.
[05/05/18 18:57:53] Wordy [258/916] has challenged Bart [294/665] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:47:08 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/05/18 21:58:10] Bot [771/1144] has challenged Bart [293/665] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:31:54 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/06/18 02:58:42] squirtingbuffalo [129/1129] has challenged Bart [455/665] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:14:50 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/06/18 03:58:49] Shmegma [514/697] has challenged Bart [606/665] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:17:41 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/06/18 15:35:06] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/06/18 15:35:06] Bart [432/665] has cum upon Doody [786/798] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:56:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/06/18 15:41:27] Bart [254/665] has cum upon Doody [307/798] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:09:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/06/18 16:00:02] Bart [163/665] has challenged Shmegma [626/697] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:44:56 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/06/18 17:00:09] Anky [465/1436] has challenged Bart [266/665] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:34:07 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/06/18 21:00:36] Bot [471/1144] has challenged Bart [233/665] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:03:11 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/06/18 23:00:48] Bart [142/665] has challenged Anky [753/1436] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:57:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/07/18 03:01:13] Bart [91/665] has challenged dick [873/1307] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:05:33 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/07/18 07:01:37] Bart [120/665] has challenged Doody [276/798] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:31:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/07/18 09:01:49] Bart [649/665] has challenged Anky [1330/1436] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:37:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/07/18 10:01:55] Doody [100/798] has challenged Bart [178/665] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:42:42 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/07/18 13:02:14] Bart [357/665] has challenged Wordy [554/912] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:41:21 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/07/18 14:10:03] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Anky have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/07/18 16:02:33] Doody [704/798] has challenged Bart [523/665] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:55:30 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/07/18 17:02:40] Bart [267/665] has challenged Anky [1020/1442] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:14:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/07/18 23:03:18] Doody [28/798] has challenged Bart [63/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:26:25 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/08/18 08:01:12] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/18 10:04:32] Bart [523/665] has challenged Shmegma [61/691] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:34:46 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/08/18 11:04:39] Bart [223/665] has challenged Anky [74/1442] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:27:05 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/08/18 11:04:39] In the lemon party, Anky dropped her level 69 helm! Bart picks it up, tossing her old level 42 helm to Anky.
[05/08/18 11:29:44] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Bart in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 8 days, 13:38:15 from level 77.
[05/08/18 12:04:45] Bart [513/695] has challenged Wordy [902/912] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:18:03 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/08/18 14:04:58] Wordy [422/912] has challenged Bart [233/695] in combat and won! 12 days, 23:01:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/08/18 14:04:58] Wordy has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 5 days, 04:05:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/08/18 15:05:05] Bart [239/695] has challenged Anky [1253/1412] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:30:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/08/18 17:05:18] Bart [357/695] has challenged dick [653/1285] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:00:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/08/18 18:05:25] Bart [17/695] has challenged Wordy [873/912] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:42:33 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/08/18 22:56:39] Bart grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:15:37 towards level 77.
[05/09/18 01:06:09] Bart [230/695] has challenged Doody [61/798] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:12:46 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/09/18 02:06:15] Bart [395/695] has challenged Anky [1226/1412] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:31:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/09/18 03:06:21] Anky [1074/1412] has challenged Bart [343/695] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:15:15 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/09/18 08:24:44] Bart [99/695] has challenged Anky [1313/1412] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:23:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/09/18 11:25:04] Bart [143/695] has challenged Shmegma [86/691] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:46:55 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/09/18 17:25:42] Shmegma [193/691] has challenged Bart [73/695] in combat and won! 9 days, 04:59:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/09/18 18:25:49] Bart [410/695] has challenged Bot [885/1144] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:13:19 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/09/18 19:25:56] Bart [631/695] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [288/1129] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:12:12 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/09/18 20:54:27] Bart found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:59:00 towards level 77.
[05/09/18 22:26:16] Bart [643/695] has challenged Bot [255/1144] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:47:35 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/09/18 23:26:23] Wordy [506/912] has challenged Bart [449/695] in combat and won! 12 days, 12:19:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/10/18 15:28:07] Bart [459/695] has challenged Wordy [708/912] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:41:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/10/18 20:19:16] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Bart in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 3 days, 03:51:50 from level 77.
[05/11/18 05:29:36] Doody [529/798] has challenged Bart [693/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:21:49 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/11/18 09:19:36] Wordy [884/912] has challenged Bart [288/698] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:08:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/11/18 11:19:48] Bart [682/698] has challenged Shmegma [470/691] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:47:25 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/11/18 19:20:37] Bart [31/698] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [919/1138] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:25:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/11/18 21:20:50] Bart [230/698] has challenged Wordy [892/912] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:07:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/11/18 21:58:02] Bart was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:52:50 towards level 77.
[05/12/18 00:21:08] Bart [429/698] has challenged Wordy [177/912] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:24:02 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/12/18 06:21:44] Anky [1292/1412] has challenged Bart [596/698] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:23:44 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/12/18 09:22:02] Bart [36/698] has challenged Bot [704/1138] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:54:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/12/18 16:22:45] Bart [271/698] has challenged dick [81/1285] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:22:01 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/12/18 17:22:51] Bart [678/698] has challenged dick [54/1285] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:41:35 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/12/18 17:51:45] Bart started shitting dicknipples. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:43:13 from level 77.
[05/12/18 19:23:03] Bart [274/698] has challenged dick [47/1285] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:05:53 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/12/18 21:23:16] Bart [679/698] has challenged Doody [569/798] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:06:05 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/13/18 07:54:36] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/13/18 08:24:25] Bart [656/698] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [1105/1138] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:10:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/13/18 10:24:36] Doody [354/798] has challenged Bart [597/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:44:11 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/13/18 13:40:53] Anky [910/1412] has cum upon Bart [502/698] and taken them in the face! 5 days, 09:15:53 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/13/18 16:25:12] Bart [651/698] has challenged Doody [180/798] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:36:02 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/13/18 19:25:30] Doody [92/798] has challenged Bart [453/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:34:10 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/14/18 01:26:11] squirtingbuffalo [348/1138] has challenged Bart [144/698] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:33:56 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/14/18 03:26:24] Bart [565/698] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [516/1138] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:12:29 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/14/18 11:07:41] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/14/18 11:08:36] Anky [1384/1412] has cum upon Bart [245/698] and taken them in the face! 2 days, 10:29:55 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/14/18 13:19:23] Bart tamed a wild horse and taught it to fuck other irpg players! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:59:05 towards level 77.
[05/14/18 17:58:33] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Bart in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 0 days, 16:43:54 from level 77.
[05/14/18 22:28:19] Doody [788/798] has challenged Bart [366/698] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:46:04 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/15/18 00:28:31] Anky [99/1412] has challenged Bart [484/698] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:24:07 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/15/18 03:28:50] Bart [685/698] has challenged Shmegma [46/691] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:46:47 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/15/18 08:29:20] Wordy [796/882] has challenged Bart [501/698] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:22:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/15/18 10:29:32] Bart [0/698] has challenged Shmegma [595/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:40:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/15/18 12:29:44] Doody [616/798] has challenged Bart [340/698] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:34:07 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/15/18 15:30:03] Bart [488/698] has challenged Doody [296/798] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:47:59 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/15/18 16:30:09] Bart [478/698] has challenged Anky [1270/1412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:37:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/15/18 21:20:40] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/16/18 10:32:00] Wordy [306/882] has challenged Bart [444/698] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:17:05 is added to Wordy's clock.
[05/16/18 16:32:36] Wordy [390/882] has challenged Bart [188/698] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:15:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/16/18 18:47:49] Bart got caught fucking livestock. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:51:53 from level 77.
[05/17/18 07:34:05] Bart [51/698] has challenged dick [189/1285] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:08:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/17/18 08:34:11] Shmegma [144/691] has challenged Bart [13/698] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:03:46 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/17/18 10:34:23] Bart [194/698] has challenged Wordy [679/882] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:23:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/17/18 12:23:16] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/17/18 15:34:53] Bart [623/698] has challenged Anky [462/1412] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:23:06 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/17/18 19:40:53] Shmegma, Anky, and Doody [1822/2901] have team battled Bart, squirtingbuffalo, and Wordy [2006/2751] and lost! 2 days, 15:44:35 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/18 22:35:35] Anky [1102/1412] has challenged Bart [135/698] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:06:25 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/18/18 01:35:54] Wordy [673/882] has challenged Bart [387/698] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:06:07 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/18/18 01:35:54] Wordy has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 0 days, 16:47:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/18/18 03:36:06] Bart [435/698] has challenged dick [181/1285] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:57:20 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/18/18 04:36:12] Anky [1325/1412] has challenged Bart [402/698] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:03:53 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/18/18 06:13:18] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/18/18 06:36:23] Wordy [608/882] has challenged Bart [419/698] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:02:28 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/18/18 07:36:29] Doody [323/798] has challenged Bart [33/698] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:28:14 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/18/18 15:37:18] Bart [629/698] has challenged Wordy [194/882] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:27:55 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/18/18 20:37:48] Wordy [509/882] has challenged Bart [198/698] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:29:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/19/18 00:08:48] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/18 00:38:13] Shmegma [413/691] has challenged Bart [245/698] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:46:50 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/19/18 10:39:11] Bart [62/698] has challenged Doody [675/798] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/19/18 14:39:36] Bot [985/1126] has challenged Bart [360/698] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:09:13 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/19/18 15:46:55] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 04:53:53 toward level 77.
[05/19/18 16:39:49] Shmegma [253/691] has challenged Bart [222/698] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:07:32 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/19/18 18:40:01] Bart [515/698] has challenged dick [1093/1285] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/19/18 21:34:06] Bart [228/698] has challenged Shmegma [220/691] in combat and won! 15 days, 00:00:02 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/20/18 03:40:55] Shmegma [460/691] has challenged Bart [106/698] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:52:54 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/20/18 06:22:07] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/18 06:41:12] Anky [441/1412] has challenged Bart [253/698] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:51:54 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/20/18 07:41:17] squirtingbuffalo [412/1171] has challenged Bart [119/698] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:15:55 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/20/18 08:04:58] Bart was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:41:14 from level 78.
[05/20/18 09:41:27] Bart [298/698] has challenged Shmegma [292/691] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:55:16 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/20/18 11:41:38] Anky [558/1412] has challenged Bart [320/698] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:28:09 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/20/18 18:20:04] Anky [630/1412] has cum upon Bart [308/698] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 03:46:17 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/20/18 18:20:13] Anky [1407/1412] has cum upon Bart [460/698] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 03:03:15 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/20/18 18:42:21] Bart [42/698] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [363/1171] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:12:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/20/18 19:42:27] squirtingbuffalo [816/1171] has challenged Bart [7/698] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:31:54 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/20/18 23:42:51] squirtingbuffalo [992/1171] has challenged Bart [17/698] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:12:53 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[05/21/18 02:43:08] Bart [333/698] has challenged Wordy [359/882] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:06:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/21/18 03:43:14] Doody [13/798] has challenged Bart [380/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:29:27 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/21/18 04:11:56] Bot, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo [752/2988] have team battled Bart, Wordy, and Anky [2141/2992] and lost! 0 days, 04:52:49 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/18 05:43:25] Bart [116/698] has challenged dick [938/1285] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:55:04 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/21/18 17:44:38] Shmegma [25/691] has challenged Bart [605/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/22/18 01:45:25] Shmegma [254/691] has challenged Bart [385/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:14 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/22/18 09:46:14] Doody [397/798] has challenged Bart [566/698] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:09:04 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/22/18 10:46:20] Bart [423/698] has challenged dick [938/1285] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:12:16 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/22/18 15:18:10] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/22/18 23:47:38] Bart [440/698] has challenged Bot [502/1126] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:34:33 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/23/18 01:47:50] Bart [403/698] has challenged Shmegma [456/691] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:26:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/23/18 03:48:03] Wordy [651/882] has challenged Bart [15/698] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:33:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/23/18 03:48:03] Wordy has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 3 days, 13:44:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/23/18 08:48:33] Bart [221/698] has challenged Shmegma [367/691] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:39:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/23/18 11:48:51] Bart [48/698] has challenged Wordy [204/882] in combat and lost! 7 days, 21:41:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/23/18 12:50:09] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/23/18 14:49:09] Bart [412/698] has challenged Shmegma [554/691] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:04:14 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/23/18 16:49:21] Bart [475/698] has challenged dick [1249/1285] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:59:56 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/23/18 20:49:44] Bart [513/698] has challenged Anky [516/1412] in combat and lost! 8 days, 04:49:03 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/23/18 23:50:03] Bart [666/698] has challenged Shmegma [633/691] in combat and won! 15 days, 15:42:53 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/24/18 01:50:15] Bart [189/698] has challenged Anky [1164/1412] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:54:35 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/24/18 02:50:20] Doody [463/798] has challenged Bart [461/698] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:25:32 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/24/18 04:50:32] Bart [403/698] has challenged Doody [690/798] in combat and lost! 7 days, 11:59:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/24/18 08:23:24] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/24/18 08:30:34] Shmegma [240/691] has cum upon Bart [376/698] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:00:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/24/18 09:28:20] Anky [1040/1412] has cum upon Bart [123/698] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 19:15:02 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/24/18 15:51:40] Doody [7/798] has challenged Bart [624/698] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:06:05 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/24/18 18:51:58] Bart [647/698] has challenged dick [120/1285] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:22:10 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/24/18 21:52:17] Bart [529/698] has challenged dick [528/1285] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:53:40 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/24/18 22:52:22] Bart [510/698] has challenged Bot [990/1126] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:20:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/25/18 05:53:03] Bot [750/1126] has challenged Bart [126/698] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:41:41 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/25/18 06:57:52] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/25/18 08:53:21] Bot [173/1126] has challenged Bart [365/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:48 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/25/18 16:54:08] Bart [528/698] has challenged dick [1050/1285] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:10:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/25/18 18:54:20] Bart [47/698] has challenged Shmegma [252/691] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:59:38 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/25/18 21:11:57] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/18 21:54:37] Bart [422/698] has challenged Wordy [575/1018] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:20:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/25/18 22:54:43] Doody [247/798] has challenged Bart [654/698] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:16:20 is added to Doody's clock.
[05/26/18 02:55:06] Bart [597/698] has challenged Shmegma [229/691] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:20:55 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/26/18 03:55:12] Shmegma [641/691] has challenged Bart [546/698] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:55:42 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/26/18 04:55:18] Anky [540/1412] has challenged Bart [499/698] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:02:38 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/26/18 05:52:21] Bart found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:39:49 towards level 78.
[05/26/18 09:55:48] Bart [316/698] has challenged Shmegma [77/691] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:43:25 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/26/18 13:56:12] Bot [335/1134] has challenged Bart [567/698] in combat and lost! 12 days, 15:23:25 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/26/18 15:04:43] Shmegma [676/691] has cum upon Bart [651/698] and taken them in the face! 10 days, 14:35:23 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/26/18 15:04:46] Shmegma [592/691] has cum upon Bart [239/698] and taken them in the face! 8 days, 14:13:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/26/18 18:56:43] Wordy [547/1018] has challenged Bart [117/698] in combat and won! 12 days, 08:49:49 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[05/26/18 19:56:49] Anky [112/1412] has challenged Bart [307/698] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:12:14 is added to Anky's clock.
[05/26/18 22:57:07] Anky [954/1412] has challenged Bart [285/698] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:41:01 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/27/18 02:26:23] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/27/18 02:57:33] Doody [351/798] has challenged Bart [40/698] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:55:05 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/27/18 11:58:27] Bart [482/698] has challenged Anky [263/1412] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:30:05 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/27/18 16:58:56] Bart [517/698] has challenged Shmegma [239/691] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:20:58 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/27/18 20:59:20] Bot [809/1134] has challenged Bart [239/698] in combat and won! 12 days, 02:21:50 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/28/18 00:59:44] Bart [255/698] has challenged dick [759/1285] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:14:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/28/18 02:59:57] Shmegma [88/691] has challenged Bart [45/698] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:33:48 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[05/28/18 07:00:22] Bart [611/698] has challenged Anky [1377/1412] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:09:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/28/18 10:00:39] Shmegma [506/691] has challenged Bart [621/698] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:50:17 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[05/28/18 14:01:04] Bart [594/698] has challenged Wordy [364/1018] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:41:29 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/28/18 14:12:33] Bart EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:58:27 from level 78.
[05/28/18 15:01:09] Bot [229/1126] has challenged Bart [408/698] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:54:10 is added to Bot's clock.
[05/28/18 19:01:34] Anky [1264/1412] has challenged Bart [609/698] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:38:17 is removed from Anky's clock.
[05/28/18 20:01:40] Bart [449/698] has challenged Anky [1347/1412] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:26:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/29/18 01:02:09] Bart [602/698] has challenged Bot [121/1161] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:39:01 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/29/18 01:55:33] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/29/18 11:43:07] Bart found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:18:40 towards level 78.
[05/29/18 12:03:15] Bart [382/698] has challenged Doody [599/798] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:40:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/29/18 13:03:21] Bart [457/698] has challenged Wordy [76/1018] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:45 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/29/18 14:19:47] Anky, Wordy, and Shmegma [342/3121] have team battled Doody, Bot, and Bart [1374/2657] and lost! 1 day, 19:56:54 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/18 19:28:30] Bart [385/698] has challenged Shmegma [269/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:14:13 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/29/18 20:14:57] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 1 day, 12:48:26 toward level 78.
[05/29/18 21:28:43] Bart [425/698] has challenged Shmegma [223/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:54:24 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/29/18 22:28:49] Bart [27/698] has challenged Doody [679/798] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:58:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/30/18 00:54:46] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/18 03:29:21] Bart [412/698] has challenged Anky [1220/1412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:14 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/30/18 07:29:46] Bart [456/698] has challenged Bot [126/1161] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:57:45 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/30/18 09:29:58] Bart [159/698] has challenged Wordy [958/1018] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/30/18 10:17:15] Bot, Shmegma, and Wordy [2790/2870] have team battled Bart, Doody, and Anky [1331/2908] and won! 2 days, 05:37:40 is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/18 18:30:54] Bart [621/698] has challenged Anky [838/1412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:35:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/30/18 19:31:00] Bart [382/698] has challenged Shmegma [300/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:52:27 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/31/18 05:32:05] Doody [742/798] has challenged Bart [187/698] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:14:06 is removed from Doody's clock.
[05/31/18 08:32:25] Bot [1101/1161] has challenged Bart [508/698] in combat and won! 16 days, 01:32:50 is removed from Bot's clock.
[05/31/18 13:32:56] Bart [512/698] has challenged Bot [28/1161] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:39:17 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/31/18 13:40:36] Anky, Bot, and Wordy [1171/3591] have team battled Shmegma, Bart, and Doody [1604/2187] and lost! 3 days, 09:35:14 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/18 14:33:02] Bart [679/698] has challenged Doody [147/798] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:42:03 is removed from Bart's clock.
[05/31/18 15:33:08] Bart [87/698] has challenged dick [504/1285] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:55:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[05/31/18 17:31:11] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/18 18:00:56] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/31/18 20:33:39] Bart [130/698] has challenged dick [175/1285] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:29:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/01/18 03:34:25] Wordy [344/1018] has challenged Bart [230/698] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:40:05 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/01/18 04:34:31] Bart [214/698] has challenged Shmegma [117/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:15:46 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/01/18 10:35:09] Wordy [69/1018] has challenged Bart [318/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:25:23 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/01/18 11:35:16] Wordy [514/1018] has challenged Bart [633/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:13:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/01/18 12:03:46] Bart, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/01/18 14:35:35] Bart [189/698] has challenged dick [362/1285] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:19:08 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/01/18 15:35:42] Bart [273/698] has challenged Shmegma [109/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:04 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/01/18 17:32:57] Bart [146/698] has challenged Doody [526/798] in combat and lost! 8 days, 07:14:38 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/01/18 19:36:07] Anky [434/1412] has challenged Bart [138/698] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:28:49 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/01/18 20:36:13] Bart [29/698] has challenged Shmegma [186/691] in combat and lost! 9 days, 06:47:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/02/18 00:36:39] Bart [358/698] has challenged Shmegma [582/691] in combat and lost! 10 days, 09:02:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/02/18 01:36:46] Bart [695/698] has challenged dick [661/1285] in combat and won! 19 days, 08:40:29 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/02/18 04:37:04] Shmegma [0/691] has challenged Bart [34/698] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:39:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/02/18 05:37:11] Bot [486/1161] has challenged Bart [178/698] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:49:56 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/02/18 07:37:23] Doody [275/798] has challenged Bart [561/698] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:57:24 is added to Doody's clock.
[06/02/18 08:37:29] Bart [276/698] has challenged Bot [1127/1161] in combat and lost! 9 days, 06:12:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/02/18 16:38:23] Bart [81/698] has challenged Doody [584/798] in combat and lost! 10 days, 07:54:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/02/18 18:38:36] Bart [324/698] has challenged dick [934/1285] in combat and lost! 9 days, 15:10:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/02/18 22:39:02] Bart [121/698] has challenged Wordy [644/1018] in combat and lost! 13 days, 18:03:47 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/03/18 00:39:15] Shmegma [626/691] has challenged Bart [212/698] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:08:54 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/03/18 00:51:11] Bart caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 08:40:35 towards level 79.
[06/03/18 02:39:28] Bart [269/698] has challenged Anky [283/1412] in combat and lost! 15 days, 01:13:56 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/03/18 08:40:09] Bart [478/698] has challenged Anky [1158/1412] in combat and lost! 16 days, 23:24:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/03/18 11:40:28] Doody [705/798] has challenged Bart [620/698] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:40:16 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/03/18 15:40:53] Wordy [127/1018] has challenged Bart [334/698] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:33:41 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/03/18 16:41:00] Bart [366/698] has challenged Doody [44/798] in combat and won! 30 days, 21:59:56 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/03/18 18:41:13] Bart [171/698] has challenged Bot [847/1161] in combat and lost! 13 days, 22:43:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/03/18 21:41:33] Bart [589/698] has challenged dick [731/1285] in combat and lost! 13 days, 00:06:14 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/04/18 10:32:46] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/04/18 10:33:13] Shmegma [472/691] has cum upon Bart [217/698] and taken them in the face! 6 days, 02:56:09 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/04/18 12:43:09] Wordy [371/1018] has challenged Bart [92/698] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:07:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/04/18 13:43:15] Wordy [356/1018] has challenged Bart [331/698] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:28:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/04/18 16:43:35] Bart [506/698] has challenged Shmegma [420/691] in combat and won! 23 days, 10:59:17 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/05/18 01:44:29] Shmegma [224/691] has challenged Bart [389/698] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:38:30 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/05/18 06:45:01] Bart [444/698] has challenged Wordy [233/1018] in combat and won! 20 days, 02:10:27 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/05/18 08:45:15] Anky [1388/1412] has challenged Bart [294/698] in combat and won! 9 days, 10:09:11 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/05/18 09:45:21] Bot [508/1168] has challenged Bart [477/698] in combat and won! 11 days, 02:04:42 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/05/18 13:45:48] squirtingbuffalo [521/1171] has challenged Bart [73/698] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:14:29 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/05/18 17:46:12] squirtingbuffalo [766/1171] has challenged Bart [113/698] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:27:15 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/06/18 08:47:49] Wordy [224/1018] has challenged Bart [94/698] in combat and won! 22 days, 08:49:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/06/18 12:48:14] Bart [480/698] has challenged Doody [640/798] in combat and lost! 9 days, 06:57:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/06/18 13:48:22] squirtingbuffalo [161/1171] has challenged Bart [464/698] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:05:50 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/06/18 15:01:44] Anky [557/1412] has cum upon Bart [234/698] and taken them in the face! 12 days, 12:44:30 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/06/18 17:25:40] Shmegma, Wordy, and Doody [1488/2507] have team battled Bart, Anky, and Bot [2419/3316] and lost! 9 days, 09:42:08 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/18 17:48:46] squirtingbuffalo [932/1164] has challenged Bart [52/698] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:42:54 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/06/18 21:00:48] Bart caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:21:49 towards level 79.
[06/06/18 22:49:18] Bart [639/698] has challenged dick [1208/1285] in combat and lost! 8 days, 02:39:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/07/18 00:49:30] Anky [1140/1412] has challenged Bart [107/698] in combat and won! 11 days, 07:53:00 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/07/18 01:49:37] Bart [184/698] has challenged Doody [13/798] in combat and won! 18 days, 17:01:25 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/07/18 03:49:52] Bart [30/698] has challenged Wordy [510/1018] in combat and lost! 9 days, 03:20:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/07/18 04:49:57] Shmegma [656/691] has challenged Bart [132/698] in combat and won! 16 days, 08:29:42 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/07/18 19:51:34] Bart [10/698] has challenged dick [1151/1285] in combat and lost! 8 days, 12:24:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/07/18 23:51:58] Shmegma [575/691] has challenged Bart [662/698] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:06:56 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/08/18 08:52:57] Bart [85/698] has challenged Anky [984/1412] in combat and lost! 12 days, 02:36:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/08/18 09:53:03] Bart [20/698] has challenged Shmegma [388/691] in combat and lost! 12 days, 15:00:16 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/08/18 10:29:05] Anky [995/1412] has cum upon Bart [273/698] and taken them in the face! 2 days, 14:49:57 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/08/18 10:29:05] Anky has dealt Bart a shocker! 14 days, 03:17:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/08/18 10:53:11] Shmegma [205/691] has challenged Bart [651/698] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:40:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/08/18 12:53:23] Bart [608/698] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [1045/1164] in combat and lost! 14 days, 12:04:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/08/18 13:53:29] Bart [436/698] has challenged Bot [685/1206] in combat and lost! 17 days, 13:22:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/08/18 14:53:35] Bart [209/698] has challenged dick [49/1285] in combat and won! 32 days, 18:21:14 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/08/18 18:54:01] Bot [562/1206] has challenged Bart [126/698] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:50:53 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/08/18 20:54:16] Anky [848/1412] has challenged Bart [21/698] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:02:01 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/09/18 00:54:41] Bart [177/698] has challenged Wordy [130/1018] in combat and won! 30 days, 01:08:29 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/09/18 04:33:39] Shmegma [290/691] has cum upon Bart [177/698] and taken them in the face! 6 days, 17:04:53 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/09/18 05:55:15] Bart [335/698] has challenged dick [745/1285] in combat and lost! 10 days, 00:55:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/09/18 08:55:33] squirtingbuffalo [254/1164] has challenged Bart [669/698] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:02:04 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/09/18 14:56:10] Wordy [384/1018] has challenged Bart [292/698] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:26:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/09/18 15:56:17] Bart [623/698] has challenged Anky [1112/1412] in combat and lost! 14 days, 07:13:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/09/18 17:37:15] Bart reinforced her shield with a dragon's scales! Bart's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/09/18 19:23:56] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/09/18 19:56:42] Bart [699/700] has challenged Doody [780/798] in combat and lost! 11 days, 04:07:36 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/09/18 20:56:49] Wordy [544/1018] has challenged Bart [564/700] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:31:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/09/18 22:57:01] squirtingbuffalo [910/1164] has challenged Bart [294/700] in combat and won! 8 days, 21:04:12 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/10/18 02:57:28] Bart [36/700] has challenged Doody [276/798] in combat and lost! 12 days, 11:27:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/10/18 07:57:57] Bart [81/700] has challenged Doody [396/798] in combat and lost! 13 days, 22:47:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/10/18 10:58:16] Bart [407/700] has challenged dick [32/1285] in combat and won! 26 days, 00:20:55 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/10/18 12:58:29] Bart [352/700] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [713/1164] in combat and lost! 11 days, 10:29:35 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/10/18 13:58:34] Wordy [214/1018] has challenged Bart [141/700] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:53:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/10/18 13:58:34] In the lemon party, Bart dropped her level 49 set of leggings! Wordy picks it up, tossing her old level 33 set of leggings to Bart.
[06/10/18 16:01:17] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/18 00:07:54] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/11/18 00:59:45] Bart [545/683] has challenged Bot [559/1206] in combat and lost! 9 days, 07:16:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/11/18 02:28:30] Anky [1404/1412] has challenged Bart [499/683] in combat and won! 15 days, 23:52:10 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/11/18 04:00:03] Bart [317/683] has challenged dick [792/1285] in combat and lost! 8 days, 16:05:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/11/18 06:00:17] Bot [845/1206] has challenged Bart [644/683] in combat and won! 12 days, 11:45:08 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/11/18 10:39:10] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/18 12:00:54] Bart [531/683] has challenged Shmegma [385/687] in combat and won! 18 days, 19:36:45 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/11/18 14:01:07] Bart [76/683] has challenged Shmegma [471/687] in combat and lost! 7 days, 23:54:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/11/18 17:01:26] Bart [536/683] has challenged Wordy [24/1033] in combat and won! 17 days, 03:15:17 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/11/18 19:01:39] Shmegma [374/687] has challenged Bart [422/683] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:16:01 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/11/18 21:01:51] Bart [166/683] has challenged Wordy [615/1033] in combat and lost! 7 days, 10:27:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/12/18 05:02:43] Bart [51/683] has challenged dick [715/1285] in combat and lost! 6 days, 21:45:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/12/18 06:02:50] Bot [904/1206] has challenged Bart [481/683] in combat and won! 16 days, 21:21:31 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/12/18 07:02:55] Bart [184/683] has challenged Anky [513/1412] in combat and lost! 9 days, 20:46:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/12/18 10:03:15] Bart [430/683] has challenged dick [142/1285] in combat and won! 17 days, 03:02:04 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/12/18 15:03:49] Shmegma [195/687] has challenged Bart [166/683] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:43:30 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/12/18 17:04:01] Bart [389/683] has challenged Wordy [345/1033] in combat and won! 15 days, 16:32:19 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/12/18 19:04:14] Wordy [270/1033] has challenged Bart [530/683] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:45:36 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/13/18 01:04:52] Bart [571/683] has challenged Doody [704/798] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:18:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/13/18 03:05:05] Doody [106/798] has challenged Bart [369/683] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:37:52 is added to Doody's clock.
[06/13/18 05:05:18] Shmegma [435/687] has challenged Bart [634/683] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:56:15 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/13/18 06:05:26] Anky [1124/1412] has challenged Bart [519/683] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:10:04 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/13/18 09:05:47] Bart [281/683] has challenged Shmegma [604/687] in combat and lost! 8 days, 07:25:55 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/13/18 13:06:13] Bart [234/683] has challenged Wordy [432/1033] in combat and lost! 10 days, 01:27:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/13/18 14:06:19] Bart [78/683] has challenged Wordy [441/1033] in combat and lost! 11 days, 08:42:56 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/13/18 16:06:31] Bart [485/683] has challenged Bot [324/1206] in combat and won! 21 days, 17:04:31 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/13/18 18:06:44] Wordy [719/1033] has challenged Bart [220/683] in combat and won! 21 days, 00:58:16 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/13/18 19:38:03] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/18 22:07:11] Doody [381/798] has challenged Bart [582/683] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:57:26 is added to Doody's clock.
[06/14/18 06:08:02] Anky [533/1412] has challenged Bart [81/683] in combat and won! 10 days, 08:02:09 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/14/18 07:08:09] Bart [551/683] has challenged Bot [1162/1206] in combat and lost! 8 days, 19:50:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/14/18 09:08:21] Bart [552/683] has challenged Bot [369/1206] in combat and won! 16 days, 20:40:31 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/14/18 09:08:21] In the lemon party, Bot dropped her level 55 shield! Bart picks it up, tossing her old level 28 shield to Bot.
[06/14/18 10:46:41] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/18 12:08:42] Doody [326/798] has challenged Bart [69/712] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:01:56 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/14/18 14:08:54] Wordy [591/1033] has challenged Bart [692/712] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:43:46 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/15/18 04:10:21] Wordy [896/1033] has challenged Bart [363/712] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:35:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/15/18 05:10:28] Bart [194/712] has challenged Anky [438/1412] in combat and lost! 7 days, 06:35:55 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/15/18 06:10:34] Bart [546/712] has challenged Anky [1103/1412] in combat and lost! 8 days, 05:09:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/15/18 09:10:54] Anky [854/1412] has challenged Bart [126/712] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:04:06 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/15/18 09:51:37] Shmegma, Bart, and Anky [680/2811] have team battled Bot, Wordy, and Doody [1679/3010] and lost! 2 days, 16:43:21 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/18 10:11:00] Bart [61/712] has challenged Bot [995/1179] in combat and lost! 9 days, 14:41:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/15/18 11:15:36] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/15/18 13:11:19] Bart [226/712] has challenged Wordy [29/1033] in combat and won! 14 days, 09:16:26 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/15/18 16:11:39] Bart [409/712] has challenged Shmegma [438/687] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:20:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/15/18 23:12:24] Bot [1158/1179] has challenged Bart [455/712] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:33:52 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/16/18 03:12:51] Bart [108/712] has challenged Wordy [322/1033] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:25:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/16/18 05:13:03] Anky [1238/1412] has challenged Bart [291/712] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:26:12 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/16/18 09:13:30] Anky [915/1412] has challenged Bart [413/712] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:40:57 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/16/18 09:57:08] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/16/18 10:13:37] Bart [323/712] has challenged Anky [487/1412] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:21:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/16/18 22:14:53] Bot [577/1179] has challenged Bart [215/712] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:43:45 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/17/18 00:15:07] Doody [647/802] has challenged Bart [487/717] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:57:53 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/17/18 04:22:32] Wordy, Bot, and Bart [814/2929] have team battled Shmegma, Doody, and Anky [656/2892] and won! 1 day, 23:47:01 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/18 08:15:58] Anky [869/1412] has challenged Bart [183/717] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:38:30 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/17/18 09:16:05] Bart [641/717] has challenged Bot [278/1179] in combat and won! 11 days, 13:59:25 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/17/18 12:16:23] Wordy [503/1033] has challenged Bart [28/717] in combat and won! 12 days, 05:22:41 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/17/18 15:16:41] Shmegma [243/678] has challenged Bart [583/717] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:56:06 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/17/18 17:16:55] Bart [565/717] has challenged dick [785/1285] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:45:32 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/18/18 00:17:40] Shmegma [648/678] has challenged Bart [197/717] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:02:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/18/18 02:17:54] Bart [56/717] has challenged Wordy [737/1033] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:37:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/18/18 03:18:00] Bart [119/717] has challenged Anky [310/1412] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:30:50 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/18/18 05:26:53] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Anky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/18/18 09:18:39] Anky [179/1412] has challenged Bart [280/717] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:03:56 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/18/18 12:18:58] Bot [1149/1179] has challenged Bart [520/717] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:33:11 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/18/18 13:19:05] Bart [617/717] has challenged Doody [427/802] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:16:57 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/18/18 17:19:30] Wordy [665/1033] has challenged Bart [22/717] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:53:53 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/18/18 18:19:36] Bart [128/717] has challenged Wordy [783/1033] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:09:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/18/18 21:19:55] Bart [10/717] has challenged dick [789/1285] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:22:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/19/18 00:20:14] Wordy [837/1033] has challenged Bart [462/717] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:11:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/19/18 06:20:52] Bart [476/717] has challenged Anky [1410/1412] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:30:08 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/19/18 09:12:38] Bot [94/1179] has cum upon Bart [105/717] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:00:55 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/19/18 10:21:18] Bot [260/1179] has challenged Bart [358/717] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:29:28 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/19/18 11:21:24] Bart [398/717] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [44/1164] in combat and won! 10 days, 04:59:40 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/19/18 13:21:38] Bart [640/717] has challenged Wordy [798/1033] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:08:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/19/18 15:21:50] Bot [832/1179] has challenged Bart [410/717] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:41:49 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/19/18 16:21:56] Anky [1093/1412] has challenged Bart [593/717] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:45:14 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/19/18 19:22:13] Bart [479/717] has challenged Wordy [9/1033] in combat and won! 10 days, 12:47:36 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/19/18 20:22:19] Shmegma [654/678] has challenged Bart [246/717] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:57:06 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/19/18 22:22:31] Bart [645/717] has challenged Wordy [477/1033] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:57:35 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/19/18 23:45:50] Doody, Bart, and Shmegma [1014/2197] have team battled Anky, squirtingbuffalo, and Wordy [3301/3609] and lost! 4 days, 00:51:42 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/18 02:22:58] Anky [50/1412] has challenged Bart [145/717] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:59:05 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/20/18 03:23:03] Bart [162/717] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [588/1164] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:31:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/20/18 07:23:30] Shmegma [331/678] has challenged Bart [319/717] in combat and won! 8 days, 02:51:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/20/18 08:23:37] Anky [383/1412] has challenged Bart [161/717] in combat and won! 10 days, 23:14:32 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/20/18 09:45:56] Bart was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:09:04 from level 79.
[06/20/18 10:23:51] Anky [232/1412] has challenged Bart [344/717] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:13:35 is added to Anky's clock.
[06/20/18 11:42:19] Bart found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:34:33 towards level 79.
[06/20/18 16:24:28] Bart [540/717] has challenged dick [873/1285] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:57:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/21/18 04:25:43] Bart [696/717] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [487/1164] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:55:19 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/21/18 05:25:49] Bart [304/717] has challenged dick [1227/1285] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:52:07 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/21/18 08:03:26] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/18 10:19:25] Bart was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:51:51 towards level 79.
[06/21/18 10:26:20] Bot [923/1179] has challenged Bart [684/717] in combat and won! 10 days, 10:43:44 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/21/18 12:26:31] Anky [459/1412] has challenged Bart [262/717] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:53:43 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/21/18 13:26:37] squirtingbuffalo [424/1164] has challenged Bart [108/717] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:41:39 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[06/21/18 18:27:07] Bot [236/1179] has challenged Bart [35/717] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:56:42 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/21/18 20:36:22] Doody, Shmegma, and Bart [1691/2176] have team battled Anky, Bot, and Wordy [696/3643] and won! 5 days, 03:22:17 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/18 21:27:27] Bart [299/717] has challenged Bot [58/1179] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:36:53 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/21/18 22:14:44] Doody, Bot, and Anky [628/3372] have team battled Shmegma, squirtingbuffalo, and Bart [633/2559] and lost! 4 days, 04:15:57 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/18 04:01:35] Doody, Bart, squirtingbuffalo, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/22/18 04:07:14] Bot [440/1179] has cum upon Bart [386/717] and taken them in the face! 6 days, 07:22:56 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/22/18 04:28:11] Anky [185/1412] has challenged Bart [148/717] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:04:17 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/22/18 05:54:11] Bot [755/1179] has cum upon Bart [48/717] and taken them in the face! 5 days, 02:16:51 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/22/18 08:28:35] Bart [526/717] has challenged Doody [374/781] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:19:04 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/22/18 11:28:52] Bart [352/717] has challenged dick [403/1285] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:39:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/22/18 13:29:04] Bot [1017/1179] has challenged Bart [133/717] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:36:25 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/22/18 15:29:16] Bart [499/717] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [1099/1164] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:01:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/22/18 16:29:22] Wordy [481/1052] has challenged Bart [304/717] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:09:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/22/18 18:29:34] Anky [967/1412] has challenged Bart [523/717] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:08:27 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/23/18 22:00:15] Bart [401/717] has challenged Doody [301/781] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:37:23 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/24/18 01:00:32] Bot [21/1179] has challenged Bart [220/717] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:19:29 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/24/18 11:01:30] Wordy [803/1052] has challenged Bart [233/717] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:06:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/24/18 13:01:42] Bart [520/717] has challenged Wordy [739/1052] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:09:41 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/24/18 14:01:48] Bart [186/717] has challenged dick [224/1285] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:22:15 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/24/18 17:02:07] Bart [547/717] has challenged Doody [6/781] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:51:56 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/24/18 18:07:22] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/18 22:02:37] Wordy [115/1052] has challenged Bart [235/717] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:44:27 is added to Wordy's clock.
[06/24/18 23:02:43] Bart [160/717] has challenged Shmegma [197/678] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:58:16 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/25/18 00:02:49] Bot [1155/1179] has challenged Bart [229/717] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:37:40 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/25/18 01:02:55] Bart [220/717] has challenged Wordy [962/1052] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:52:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/25/18 02:03:01] Bart [462/717] has challenged Wordy [476/1052] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:29:30 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/25/18 04:03:13] Bart [256/717] has challenged Shmegma [650/678] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:46:15 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/25/18 07:03:32] Bart [662/717] has challenged Doody [58/781] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:28:48 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/25/18 14:04:14] Bart [421/717] has challenged Wordy [392/1052] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:54:03 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/25/18 15:04:19] Bart [351/717] has challenged Wordy [855/1052] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:47:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/25/18 19:04:43] Bart [466/717] has challenged Bot [1157/1179] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:57:16 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/25/18 19:36:26] Bart got hooked on meth . This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:00:00 from level 79.
[06/25/18 20:04:49] Bart [475/717] has challenged Bot [215/1179] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:36:57 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/25/18 20:52:03] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/18 23:05:07] Wordy [791/1052] has challenged Bart [90/717] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:57:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/26/18 01:05:20] Anky [882/1412] has challenged Bart [586/717] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:25:43 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/26/18 04:05:37] Doody [500/781] has challenged Bart [54/717] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:49:41 is removed from Doody's clock.
[06/26/18 04:05:37] Doody has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 2 days, 20:08:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/26/18 07:05:53] Bart [24/717] has challenged Shmegma [608/746] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:41:55 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/26/18 09:06:04] Shmegma [239/746] has challenged Bart [110/717] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:23:46 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[06/26/18 09:43:45] Bart, Shmegma, and Bot [335/2642] have team battled Anky, Wordy, and Doody [3027/3189] and lost! 0 days, 21:31:41 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/18 11:06:13] Bart [234/717] has challenged Doody [556/781] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:38:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/26/18 15:06:37] Bart [340/717] has challenged Doody [448/781] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:57:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/26/18 22:07:19] Wordy [646/996] has challenged Bart [255/717] in combat and won! 18 days, 04:40:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/26/18 22:46:36] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Anky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/27/18 00:07:32] Shmegma [230/746] has challenged Bart [344/717] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:15:27 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[06/27/18 02:07:44] Wordy [993/996] has challenged Bart [96/717] in combat and won! 12 days, 11:00:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[06/27/18 04:07:56] Bart [328/717] has challenged Shmegma [676/746] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:33:19 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/27/18 07:08:15] Bot [240/1179] has challenged Bart [51/717] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:23:37 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/27/18 11:08:40] Bot [95/1179] has challenged Bart [90/717] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:02:32 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/27/18 13:08:51] Bart [242/717] has challenged dick [956/1285] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:13:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/27/18 17:09:15] Anky [425/1412] has challenged Bart [245/717] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:55:57 is removed from Anky's clock.
[06/27/18 23:09:49] Bart [297/717] has challenged Doody [433/781] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:07:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/28/18 02:10:08] Bart [701/717] has challenged Doody [20/781] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:10:20 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/28/18 05:10:26] Bot [898/1179] has challenged Bart [554/717] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:12:26 is removed from Bot's clock.
[06/28/18 06:10:33] Bart [163/717] has challenged dick [438/1285] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:25:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/28/18 07:10:38] Doody [120/781] has challenged Bart [247/717] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:28:02 is added to Doody's clock.
[06/28/18 09:10:50] Bart [350/717] has challenged dick [1074/1285] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:34:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/28/18 13:58:13] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/28/18 18:22:30] Shmegma, Doody, and Bot [2456/2706] have team battled Anky, Wordy, and Bart [2302/3125] and won! 0 days, 09:29:02 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/18 22:12:09] Bart [534/717] has challenged dick [106/1285] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:46:52 is removed from Bart's clock.
[06/30/18 11:15:47] Bot [303/1179] has challenged Bart [587/717] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:02:59 is added to Bot's clock.
[06/30/18 15:18:40] Bart found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:54:03 towards level 79.
[06/30/18 18:16:31] Bart [46/717] has challenged dick [1080/1290] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:12:56 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/30/18 20:16:43] Bart [449/717] has challenged Anky [494/1417] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:32:16 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/30/18 21:16:48] Bart [421/717] has challenged Anky [1322/1417] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:24:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[06/30/18 22:16:54] Bart [715/717] has challenged dick [800/1290] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:13:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/01/18 02:17:17] Shmegma [659/746] has challenged Bart [686/717] in combat and lost! 6 days, 13:30:34 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/01/18 04:17:29] Bart [652/717] has challenged Doody [219/781] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:52:17 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/01/18 09:22:58] Bart bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:56:59 towards level 79.
[07/01/18 14:18:30] Bot [710/1179] has challenged Bart [185/717] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:12:05 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/01/18 16:18:42] Bart [300/717] has challenged Doody [168/781] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:50:41 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/01/18 17:18:47] Bart [622/717] has challenged Bot [1075/1179] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:12:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/02/18 04:19:50] Bart [82/717] has challenged dick [213/1290] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:48:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/02/18 09:20:20] Doody [134/781] has challenged Bart [617/717] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:47:21 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/02/18 12:20:38] Bart [539/717] has challenged dick [380/1290] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:09:54 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/02/18 14:20:50] Doody [418/781] has challenged Bart [508/717] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:45:54 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/02/18 17:21:08] Wordy [306/999] has challenged Bart [422/717] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:38:39 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/02/18 19:21:20] Wordy [838/999] has challenged Bart [622/717] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:22:21 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/02/18 21:21:32] Shmegma [433/746] has challenged Bart [279/717] in combat and won! 8 days, 14:15:23 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/02/18 22:21:38] Doody [507/781] has challenged Bart [125/717] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:45:05 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/03/18 08:22:36] Bart [282/717] has challenged Shmegma [619/746] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:54:55 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/03/18 12:23:00] Bart [705/717] has challenged Bot [1026/1179] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:54:35 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/05/18 17:08:10] Bart [206/717] has challenged Doody [527/781] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:26:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/05/18 19:08:22] Bart [648/717] has challenged dick [497/1290] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:29:21 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/05/18 21:08:35] Anky [1406/1417] has challenged Bart [115/717] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:41:01 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/06/18 04:19:42] Bart was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:38:18 towards level 79.
[07/06/18 05:09:26] Bart [164/717] has challenged Bot [288/1179] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:44:56 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/06/18 10:09:57] Bot [1082/1179] has challenged Bart [559/717] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:39:09 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/06/18 15:10:29] Bart [292/717] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [896/1164] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:59:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/06/18 22:11:14] Wordy [661/999] has challenged Bart [382/717] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:30:08 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/07/18 10:12:31] Anky [884/1417] has challenged Bart [712/717] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:18:10 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/07/18 11:12:37] Bart [430/717] has challenged Bot [466/1200] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:08:50 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/08/18 08:14:50] Anky [1350/1409] has challenged Bart [403/717] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:07:25 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/09/18 03:16:53] squirtingbuffalo [361/1164] has challenged Bart [664/717] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:11:27 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/09/18 06:17:12] Bart [534/717] has challenged Anky [33/1409] in combat and won! 9 days, 04:38:29 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/09/18 09:17:30] Wordy [268/999] has challenged Bart [415/717] in combat and lost! 10 days, 04:41:17 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/09/18 14:18:02] Bart [437/717] has challenged dick [759/1282] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:04:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/09/18 15:18:08] Wordy [348/999] has challenged Bart [9/717] in combat and won! 19 days, 11:59:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/09/18 19:18:35] Bot [483/1214] has challenged Bart [654/717] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:20:34 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/10/18 02:19:21] Shmegma [267/713] has challenged Bart [269/717] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:19:26 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/10/18 04:19:34] Bart [398/717] has challenged Bot [499/1214] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:56:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/10/18 08:20:00] Bart [36/717] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [266/1164] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:15:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/10/18 16:53:42] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/10/18 22:21:29] Bart [258/717] has challenged dick [261/1282] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:37:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/10/18 23:21:35] squirtingbuffalo [212/1164] has challenged Bart [133/717] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:03:31 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/11/18 00:21:41] Bart [31/717] has challenged Wordy [537/999] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:52:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/11/18 02:21:53] Bart [517/717] has challenged Bot [422/1214] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:13:32 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/11/18 03:21:59] Bart [508/717] has challenged Doody [198/781] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:02:30 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/11/18 04:22:05] Bart [270/717] has challenged Wordy [381/999] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:53:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/11/18 05:22:12] Bart [340/717] has challenged Anky [805/1409] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:27:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/11/18 08:22:30] Anky [1108/1409] has challenged Bart [302/717] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:52:14 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/11/18 14:23:08] Bart [112/717] has challenged Wordy [210/999] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:05:32 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/11/18 15:23:15] Bart [244/717] has challenged Shmegma [531/718] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:35:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/11/18 15:30:25] Bart, Wordy, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/11/18 17:23:28] Anky [105/1409] has challenged Bart [511/717] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:50:09 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/11/18 18:23:35] Wordy [414/999] has challenged Bart [457/717] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:35:55 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/11/18 20:23:48] Bart [128/717] has challenged Doody [304/781] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:58:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/11/18 21:23:54] Bart [382/717] has challenged Anky [274/1409] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:14:20 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/11/18 21:23:54] In the lemon party, Anky dropped her level 61 shield! Bart picks it up, tossing her old level 55 shield to Anky.
[07/11/18 22:24:00] Bart [401/723] has challenged Bot [536/1214] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:04:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/12/18 00:24:11] Bart [569/723] has challenged Doody [158/781] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:00:27 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/12/18 01:24:17] Bart [238/723] has challenged dick [311/1276] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:47:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/12/18 04:24:38] Bart [276/723] has challenged Shmegma [439/718] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:05:33 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/12/18 07:24:58] Bart [592/723] has challenged Wordy [400/999] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:53:09 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/12/18 10:48:59] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 8 days, 22:29:30 toward level 79.
[07/12/18 12:25:27] Bot [392/1214] has challenged Bart [49/723] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:56:16 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/12/18 15:25:45] Doody [660/781] has challenged Bart [468/723] in combat and won! 12 days, 06:40:21 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/12/18 18:26:03] Bot [496/1214] has challenged Bart [197/723] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:02:53 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/13/18 00:26:42] Bart [133/723] has challenged dick [938/1276] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:41:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/13/18 04:46:20] Bart was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:39:34 from level 79.
[07/13/18 11:37:34] Shmegma [681/718] has cum upon Bart [467/723] and taken them in the face! 11 days, 22:05:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/13/18 16:22:07] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 5 days, 11:15:56 toward level 79.
[07/13/18 17:28:32] Shmegma [20/718] has challenged Bart [276/723] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:13:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/13/18 18:28:39] Doody [134/781] has challenged Bart [574/723] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:52:15 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/13/18 20:28:52] Anky [1073/1402] has challenged Bart [275/723] in combat and won! 10 days, 17:17:51 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/13/18 23:29:10] Bart [468/723] has challenged dick [479/1276] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:25:32 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/14/18 00:29:17] Bart [224/723] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [426/1164] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:54:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/14/18 06:29:51] Doody [329/781] has challenged Bart [436/723] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:52:54 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/14/18 07:29:58] Shmegma [397/683] has challenged Bart [472/723] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:48:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/14/18 11:30:25] Bart [87/723] has challenged Doody [238/781] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:35:21 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/14/18 16:44:25] Doody, Bart, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/14/18 20:31:22] Anky [692/1437] has challenged Bart [51/723] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:32:05 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/14/18 23:31:42] Anky [507/1437] has challenged Bart [537/723] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:15:21 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/15/18 01:31:56] Bart [211/723] has challenged Doody [627/781] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:55:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/15/18 04:12:01] Anky, Doody, and Wordy [3080/3217] have team battled Bart, squirtingbuffalo, and Shmegma [272/2570] and won! 2 days, 09:38:34 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/18 05:32:21] Bart [329/723] has challenged Doody [660/781] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:45:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/15/18 14:15:12] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/15/18 14:15:36] Bart [356/723] has cum upon Doody [56/781] and taken them in the face! 2 days, 09:04:21 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/15/18 16:33:32] squirtingbuffalo [982/1164] has challenged Bart [459/723] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:13:35 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/15/18 19:33:51] Anky [18/1437] has challenged Bart [558/723] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:57:09 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/15/18 22:34:10] Wordy [744/999] has challenged Bart [691/723] in combat and won! 12 days, 02:59:04 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/16/18 00:34:23] Bart [421/723] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [1128/1164] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:28:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/16/18 01:34:30] Bart [75/723] has challenged Wordy [680/999] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:21:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/16/18 02:34:37] Wordy [330/999] has challenged Bart [128/723] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:23:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/16/18 02:47:30] Bart [616/723] has cum upon Wordy [437/999] and taken them in the face! 2 days, 12:57:48 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/16/18 03:48:12] Bart discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:17:00 towards level 79.
[07/16/18 05:34:56] Bart [13/723] has challenged Anky [703/1437] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:29:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/16/18 12:17:12] Bart had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:52:33 towards level 79.
[07/16/18 13:35:46] Bart [372/723] has challenged Anky [90/1437] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:27:28 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/16/18 18:22:09] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 3 days, 18:21:29 toward level 79.
[07/16/18 22:36:45] Bart [664/723] has challenged Doody [712/781] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:47:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/16/18 23:36:51] Bot [693/1214] has challenged Bart [280/723] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:43:01 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/17/18 04:37:24] Doody [633/781] has challenged Bart [276/723] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:58:01 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/17/18 06:57:23] Bart grew a third nipple! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:34:14 towards level 79.
[07/17/18 07:18:28] Bart got his dick stuck in a hoover!. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:25:22 from level 79.
[07/17/18 07:37:42] Bart [656/723] has challenged Doody [367/781] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:20:11 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/17/18 08:37:48] Wordy [681/999] has challenged Bart [56/723] in combat and won! 21 days, 16:28:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/17/18 12:38:15] Bart [264/723] has challenged Doody [516/781] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:20:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/17/18 14:38:27] Bart [78/723] has challenged dick [409/1308] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:11:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/17/18 15:38:34] Bart [675/723] has challenged Bot [368/1214] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:33:22 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/17/18 16:38:40] Bart [618/723] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [324/1164] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:34:45 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/17/18 16:38:40] In the lemon party, squirtingbuffalo dropped her level 93 amulet! Bart picks it up, tossing her old level 34 amulet to squirtingbuffalo.
[07/17/18 17:38:48] squirtingbuffalo [749/1105] has challenged Bart [18/788] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:24:20 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[07/17/18 21:39:13] Wordy [664/999] has challenged Bart [23/788] in combat and won! 23 days, 00:24:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/17/18 21:39:13] Wordy has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 1 day, 13:42:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/17/18 23:39:25] Anky [12/1437] has challenged Bart [432/788] in combat and lost! 8 days, 23:11:23 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/18/18 02:46:56] squirtingbuffalo, Wordy, and Bart [2882/2892] have team battled Doody, Anky, and Bot [2970/3432] and lost! 1 day, 21:24:49 is added to their clocks.
[07/18/18 07:40:15] Bart [276/788] has challenged dick [248/1308] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:28:53 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/18/18 17:27:33] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/18/18 17:41:19] Anky [662/1445] has challenged Bart [183/788] in combat and won! 9 days, 20:04:55 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/18/18 17:51:35] Shmegma [623/683] has cum upon Bart [664/788] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 18:10:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/19/18 05:58:05] Bart [511/788] has challenged Doody [777/781] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:17:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/19/18 08:58:26] Bot [773/1207] has challenged Bart [420/788] in combat and won! 23 days, 02:51:32 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/19/18 17:59:22] Anky [1007/1445] has challenged Bart [741/788] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:04:08 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/19/18 18:59:29] Shmegma [581/683] has challenged Bart [260/788] in combat and won! 12 days, 15:33:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/19/18 21:59:48] Bart [719/788] has challenged Doody [241/781] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:16:13 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/20/18 00:00:00] Bart [24/788] has challenged Wordy [935/999] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:24:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/20/18 08:00:52] Shmegma [286/683] has challenged Bart [438/788] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:33:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/20/18 09:00:58] Shmegma [54/683] has challenged Bart [23/788] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:35:54 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/20/18 13:01:22] Shmegma [408/683] has challenged Bart [44/788] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:47:13 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/20/18 13:03:50] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/20/18 17:01:47] Bart [591/798] has challenged Bot [8/1207] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:26:25 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/20/18 19:01:59] Anky [437/1445] has challenged Bart [305/798] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:01:05 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/21/18 01:11:47] Bart spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on her tunic! Bart's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/21/18 04:02:55] Doody [523/781] has challenged Bart [543/794] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:07:38 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/21/18 07:03:13] Bart [522/794] has challenged dick [287/1315] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:34:06 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/21/18 09:03:27] Bart [256/794] has challenged Shmegma [39/683] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:15:33 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/21/18 09:16:28] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/21/18 09:16:34] Bart [430/794] has cum upon Doody [741/781] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:12:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/21/18 09:16:43] Shmegma [74/683] has cum upon Bart [336/794] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:00:06 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/21/18 10:03:33] Bart [562/794] has challenged dick [237/1315] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:42:15 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/21/18 13:03:52] Bart [340/794] has challenged Anky [405/1445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:36:55 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/21/18 14:03:57] Bart [696/794] has challenged dick [985/1315] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:02:33 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/21/18 16:04:09] Bart [651/794] has challenged Anky [1101/1445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:05:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/22/18 00:05:01] Wordy [400/999] has challenged Bart [201/794] in combat and won! 8 days, 02:54:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/22/18 04:05:28] Wordy [28/999] has challenged Bart [383/794] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:34:01 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/22/18 06:23:26] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/22/18 07:05:45] Bart [532/794] has challenged Shmegma [634/683] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:35 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/22/18 15:06:41] Anky [255/1445] has challenged Bart [99/794] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:26:36 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/22/18 16:06:47] Doody [78/781] has challenged Bart [263/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:14:52 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/22/18 20:07:12] Shmegma [65/689] has challenged Bart [714/794] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:23:33 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/22/18 21:07:19] Wordy [981/999] has challenged Bart [473/794] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:22:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/22/18 23:08:20] Bart got hooked on meth . This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:04:12 from level 79.
[07/23/18 00:07:37] Bot [101/1207] has challenged Bart [404/794] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:04:41 is added to Bot's clock.
[07/23/18 00:12:41] Bart [252/794] has challenged Shmegma [185/689] in combat and won! 15 days, 10:33:38 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/23/18 01:07:44] Bart [693/794] has challenged Bot [809/1207] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:40:32 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/23/18 02:07:51] Doody [430/781] has challenged Bart [521/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:19:09 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/23/18 04:08:03] Anky [708/1445] has challenged Bart [776/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:05:39 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/23/18 07:24:33] Shmegma, Bot, and GrEmLiN [979/1962] have team battled Anky, Wordy, and Bart [1425/3254] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:03 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/18 09:14:48] GrEmLiN [56/105] has challenged Bart [282/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:11 is added to GrEmLiN's clock.
[07/23/18 16:09:19] Bart [154/794] has challenged dick [1276/1330] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:51:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/23/18 17:09:25] Bart [491/794] has challenged GrEmLiN [97/125] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:00:26 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/23/18 22:09:57] Anky [151/1461] has challenged Bart [538/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:24 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/24/18 02:10:21] Anky [717/1461] has challenged Bart [591/794] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:22:29 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/24/18 03:40:35] Wordy, Shmegma, Bart, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/24/18 05:38:14] Bart [704/794] has cum upon Shmegma [159/673] and taken them in the face! 10 days, 05:33:40 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/24/18 06:10:48] Anky [911/1461] has challenged Bart [645/794] in combat and won! 13 days, 05:12:31 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/24/18 10:11:16] Shmegma [305/673] has challenged Bart [606/794] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:10:17 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/24/18 11:11:21] Doody [168/781] has challenged Bart [587/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:18 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/24/18 12:11:28] Wordy [932/999] has challenged Bart [584/794] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:34:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/24/18 14:11:40] Bart [576/794] has challenged dick [60/1330] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:24:49 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/24/18 14:19:45] Bart, Doody, and Shmegma [834/2248] have team battled Wordy, Bot, and Anky [1845/3667] and lost! 0 days, 07:03:04 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/18 19:12:12] Bart [726/794] has challenged Bot [174/1207] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:05:25 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/24/18 22:12:31] Bart [378/794] has challenged Bot [380/1207] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:50:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/25/18 08:13:34] Bart [422/794] has challenged Doody [565/781] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:43:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/25/18 09:13:39] Bart [437/794] has challenged Doody [397/781] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:34:24 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/25/18 13:14:05] Bart [180/794] has challenged Shmegma [97/673] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:44:12 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/25/18 16:42:13] Bart [46/794] has cum upon Shmegma [480/673] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:26:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/25/18 22:15:04] Bot [367/1207] has challenged Bart [46/794] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:25:24 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/25/18 23:15:11] Bart [465/794] has challenged Bot [189/1207] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:29:21 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/26/18 01:15:24] Doody [688/781] has challenged Bart [619/794] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:22:53 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/26/18 05:15:50] Anky [449/1461] has challenged Bart [742/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:53:31 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/26/18 09:16:15] Doody [233/783] has challenged Bart [89/794] in combat and won! 13 days, 06:13:07 is removed from Doody's clock.
[07/26/18 11:16:29] Bart [69/794] has challenged Shmegma [85/673] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:27:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/26/18 11:25:12] Anky and Bart have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/18 12:26:36] GrEmLiN [68/219] has challenged Bart [53/794] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:44:30 is removed from GrEmLiN's clock.
[07/26/18 13:52:41] Bot, Shmegma, and GrEmLiN [868/2099] have team battled Doody, Bart, and Anky [2009/3038] and lost! 0 days, 01:11:53 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/18 14:16:47] Bart [209/794] has challenged Shmegma [50/673] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:45:41 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/26/18 15:16:53] Bart [651/794] has challenged Wordy [158/999] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:37:20 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/26/18 17:17:05] Wordy [149/999] has challenged Bart [195/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:09 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/26/18 18:14:53] Wordy, Anky, Bart, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/26/18 20:11:35] Wordy [556/1023] has challenged Bart [791/794] in combat and lost! 9 days, 19:26:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/26/18 21:17:30] Bart [719/794] has challenged Bot [271/1207] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:34:36 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/26/18 23:17:42] Bart [455/794] has challenged Anky [685/1461] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:47:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/27/18 01:17:54] Anky [1160/1461] has challenged Bart [283/794] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:45:56 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/27/18 06:18:27] Bart [129/794] has challenged Anky [402/1461] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:06:36 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/27/18 06:28:46] Bart was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:54:09 from level 80.
[07/27/18 07:18:34] Bart [111/794] has challenged Wordy [426/993] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:28:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/27/18 09:06:03] Anky and Bart have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/18 11:18:59] Shmegma [358/673] has challenged Bart [236/794] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:58:57 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[07/27/18 12:19:05] Bart [95/794] has challenged Doody [699/783] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:54:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/27/18 14:58:47] Bart [639/794] has cum upon Wordy [699/993] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:38:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/27/18 15:04:38] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/27/18 15:19:25] Anky [1330/1461] has challenged Bart [403/794] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:43:37 is removed from Anky's clock.
[07/27/18 19:19:50] Bart [665/794] has challenged Shmegma [436/673] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:20:08 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/27/18 20:19:56] Bot [498/1240] has challenged Bart [166/794] in combat and won! 9 days, 14:58:26 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/27/18 21:20:01] Bart [43/794] has challenged Wordy [204/993] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:40:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/27/18 22:20:08] Bart [689/794] has challenged Bot [1135/1240] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:10:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/28/18 04:20:46] Bart [247/794] has challenged Wordy [926/993] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:39:38 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/28/18 11:21:31] Anky [679/1461] has challenged Bart [787/794] in combat and lost! 10 days, 18:52:11 is added to Anky's clock.
[07/28/18 12:48:13] Bart got the clap. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:22:40 from level 80.
[07/28/18 13:23:56] Doody, Anky, Bart, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/28/18 14:21:50] Bart [168/794] has challenged dick [1237/1330] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:26:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/28/18 18:22:16] Wordy [149/993] has challenged Bart [364/794] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:10:31 is added to Wordy's clock.
[07/28/18 21:22:34] Bart [183/794] has challenged Shmegma [389/673] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:47:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/28/18 22:22:40] Wordy [986/993] has challenged Bart [380/794] in combat and won! 13 days, 09:40:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/28/18 23:24:16] Shmegma and Bart have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/18 07:23:36] Shmegma [277/673] has challenged Bart [612/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:39 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[07/29/18 10:47:22] Doody, Shmegma, Bart, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/29/18 10:51:46] Bot [976/1240] has cum upon Bart [177/794] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 22:01:15 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/29/18 11:24:02] Bart [564/794] has challenged Bot [814/1240] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:43:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/29/18 12:24:09] Bart [757/794] has challenged Shmegma [12/678] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:14:38 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/29/18 16:24:34] Bot [1153/1240] has challenged Bart [613/794] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:13:23 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/29/18 17:24:40] Bart [195/794] has challenged Wordy [165/993] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:35:40 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/29/18 20:05:25] Shmegma, Bart, and Bot [2501/2712] have team battled Anky, Wordy, and Doody [1889/3237] and won! 0 days, 22:00:27 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/18 20:13:23] Bart tamed a wild horse and taught it to fuck other irpg players! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:40:07 towards level 80.
[07/29/18 21:25:06] Bart [29/794] has challenged dick [597/1330] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:42:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/30/18 00:25:25] Wordy [675/993] has challenged Bart [541/794] in combat and won! 19 days, 04:13:22 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[07/30/18 01:25:33] Bart [646/794] has challenged dick [1080/1330] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:04:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/30/18 03:25:46] Bart [642/794] has challenged Anky [282/1461] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:49:53 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/30/18 10:26:34] Bart [225/794] has challenged dick [556/1330] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:53:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/30/18 12:26:47] Bart [260/794] has challenged Bot [878/1240] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:10:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/30/18 12:37:54] GrEmLiN [98/235] has challenged Bart [465/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to GrEmLiN's clock.
[07/30/18 15:14:34] Shmegma, Bot, and Bart [660/2718] have team battled Doody, Anky, and Wordy [1040/3232] and lost! 0 days, 08:48:18 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/18 15:27:05] Bart [601/794] has challenged dick [28/1330] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:21:46 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/30/18 20:27:39] Bart [769/794] has challenged GrEmLiN [123/235] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:30:55 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/30/18 22:27:51] Bart [98/794] has challenged Wordy [926/993] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:59:21 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/31/18 07:28:48] Doody [103/778] has challenged Bart [781/794] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:52:59 is added to Doody's clock.
[07/31/18 11:24:58] Bart [526/794] has cum upon Doody [547/778] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:55:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/31/18 14:29:32] Bart [595/794] has challenged Anky [129/1461] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:07:46 is removed from Bart's clock.
[07/31/18 17:29:52] Bot [837/1240] has challenged Bart [429/794] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:00:19 is removed from Bot's clock.
[07/31/18 18:29:58] Bart [5/794] has challenged Wordy [712/993] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:53:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[07/31/18 23:30:30] Doody [134/778] has challenged Bart [512/794] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:20:50 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/01/18 03:30:56] Bart [323/794] has challenged dick [1295/1330] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:17:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/01/18 06:31:16] Doody [57/778] has challenged Bart [766/794] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:58:30 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/01/18 07:11:35] Anky, Shmegma, Bart, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/01/18 07:12:05] Bart [154/794] has cum upon Anky [1335/1461] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:16:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/01/18 10:31:40] Wordy [60/993] has challenged Bart [419/794] in combat and lost! 9 days, 03:35:29 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/01/18 16:32:16] Anky [213/1461] has challenged Bart [463/794] in combat and lost! 7 days, 12:34:54 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/01/18 18:32:30] Bart [34/794] has challenged Shmegma [147/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:55 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/01/18 20:32:42] Bart [480/794] has challenged Wordy [794/993] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:10:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/01/18 20:56:36] Wordy, Anky, and Bot [2313/3694] have team battled Bart, Doody, and Shmegma [891/2256] and won! 3 days, 16:25:29 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/18 01:33:15] Shmegma [266/684] has challenged Bart [736/794] in combat and lost! 8 days, 07:34:48 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/02/18 02:33:22] Shmegma [673/684] has challenged Bart [535/794] in combat and won! 15 days, 22:27:32 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/02/18 04:58:22] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bart have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/02/18 14:34:41] Bart [765/794] has challenged Doody [391/773] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:32:22 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/02/18 20:35:17] Bart [728/794] has challenged Wordy [627/993] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:54:27 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/02/18 21:18:55] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bart have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/02/18 21:20:19] Bart [78/794] has cum upon Wordy [615/993] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:12:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/02/18 23:35:36] Anky [257/1461] has challenged Bart [338/794] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:47:30 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/03/18 00:35:42] Bart [267/794] has challenged dick [1005/1330] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:43:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/03/18 01:35:49] Wordy [135/993] has challenged Bart [195/794] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:36:02 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/03/18 05:06:50] Bart [299/794] has cum upon Wordy [224/993] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 11:23:57 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/03/18 05:07:11] Bart [251/794] has cum upon Wordy [588/993] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:03:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/03/18 05:36:14] Bart [280/794] has challenged Anky [332/1461] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:41:33 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/03/18 06:36:20] Bart [40/794] has challenged Bot [1124/1245] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:53:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/03/18 11:36:52] Bart [389/794] has challenged dick [243/1330] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:19:38 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/03/18 18:37:34] Bot [919/1245] has challenged Bart [425/794] in combat and won! 8 days, 22:43:23 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/06/18 14:44:42] Bot [838/1245] has challenged Bart [356/794] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:48:10 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/06/18 14:44:42] Bot has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 3 days, 08:04:04 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/06/18 16:44:54] Bart [384/794] has challenged Wordy [782/993] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:55:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/06/18 17:45:01] Bart [331/794] has challenged dick [1178/1330] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:50:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/06/18 22:45:34] Bot [902/1245] has challenged Bart [606/794] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:35:39 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/06/18 23:27:38] Bot, Bart, and Anky [1132/3500] have team battled Doody, Shmegma, and Wordy [1026/2455] and won! 0 days, 10:35:53 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/18 00:45:47] Bot [555/1245] has challenged Bart [755/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:31:11 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/07/18 04:46:13] Anky [1186/1461] has challenged Bart [243/794] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:52:14 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/07/18 05:46:20] Bart [727/794] has challenged Bot [336/1245] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:36:07 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/07/18 07:46:33] Bart [145/794] has challenged Doody [451/773] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:26:29 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/07/18 08:46:40] Doody [0/773] has challenged Bart [50/794] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:57:21 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/07/18 13:47:13] Bart [98/794] has challenged Doody [322/773] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:22:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/07/18 18:47:46] Doody [160/773] has challenged Bart [341/794] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:48:25 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/07/18 21:48:05] Wordy [559/993] has challenged Bart [62/794] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:39:56 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/07/18 23:02:52] Bart [34/794] has cum upon Wordy [497/993] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:53:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/07/18 23:48:17] Bart [8/794] has challenged Bot [114/1245] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:25:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/08/18 00:48:24] Bart [779/794] has challenged Shmegma [367/689] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:18:17 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/08/18 01:07:20] Bot [257/1245] has cum upon Bart [701/794] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:20:41 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/08/18 01:40:14] Bart spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on her tunic! Bart's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/08/18 02:48:36] Bart [616/789] has challenged Bot [360/1245] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:26:43 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/08/18 03:48:43] Bart [671/789] has challenged Wordy [60/993] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:45:57 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/08/18 04:48:49] Bot [834/1245] has challenged Bart [320/789] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:52:36 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/08/18 06:26:53] Doody, Anky, Shmegma, and Bart have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/08/18 08:49:14] Bart [130/789] has challenged dick [867/1330] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:12:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/08/18 09:49:21] Bart [336/789] has challenged GrEmLiN [36/261] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:13:27 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/08/18 14:03:29] Doody, Wordy, and Bart [670/2555] have team battled Anky, Shmegma, and Bot [2069/3395] and lost! 1 day, 23:58:06 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/18 14:33:47] Bart got the clap. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:28:36 from level 80.
[08/08/18 21:50:35] Bart [768/789] has challenged Anky [60/1461] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:28:50 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/09/18 01:51:02] Bart [473/789] has challenged Doody [50/773] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:21:10 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/09/18 06:51:32] Shmegma [144/689] has challenged Bart [602/789] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:52:54 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/09/18 09:51:50] Bart [130/789] has challenged dick [72/1330] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:31:46 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/09/18 10:51:56] Bart [772/789] has challenged dick [499/1330] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:13:24 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/09/18 11:11:14] Shmegma and Bart have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/18 12:01:01] Doody, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bart have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/09/18 12:52:09] Bot [523/1245] has challenged Bart [570/789] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:18:58 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/09/18 21:53:06] Bart [517/789] has challenged dick [1070/1330] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:32:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/10/18 04:53:51] Bart [643/789] has challenged Wordy [336/999] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:36:28 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/10/18 06:54:04] Shmegma [148/689] has challenged Bart [381/789] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:59:55 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/10/18 07:54:10] Bart [569/789] has challenged Bot [966/1245] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:02:04 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/10/18 10:54:30] Bart [237/789] has challenged Anky [952/1461] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:55:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/10/18 19:45:41] Bart discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:48:05 towards level 80.
[08/10/18 20:55:30] Doody [703/773] has challenged Bart [482/789] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:42:19 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/10/18 22:55:42] Bart [506/789] has challenged GrEmLiN [163/261] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:14:38 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/11/18 05:56:29] Doody [468/773] has challenged Bart [157/789] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:51:48 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/11/18 08:56:49] Wordy [758/999] has challenged Bart [295/789] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:23:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/11/18 13:02:29] Bart [164/789] has cum upon GrEmLiN [105/311] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 02:05:14 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/11/18 14:57:27] Bart [689/789] has challenged dick [453/1330] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:50:16 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/11/18 20:58:06] Bart [343/789] has challenged GrEmLiN [290/311] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:50:26 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/11/18 20:59:24] Wordy [214/999] has cum upon Bart [596/789] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 20:00:43 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/11/18 22:58:18] Bart [59/789] has challenged Bot [802/1245] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:50:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/12/18 01:58:35] Shmegma [8/689] has challenged Bart [368/789] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:19:22 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/12/18 03:58:48] Bart [704/789] has challenged dick [162/1330] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:00 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/12/18 04:58:55] Wordy [339/999] has challenged Bart [176/789] in combat and won! 17 days, 01:20:17 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/12/18 05:50:46] Bart [363/789] has challenged Doody [236/773] in combat and won! 14 days, 22:45:25 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/12/18 11:59:40] Shmegma [267/689] has challenged Bart [53/789] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:57:13 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/12/18 14:59:59] Bart [227/789] has challenged Wordy [141/1004] in combat and won! 13 days, 09:42:34 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/12/18 17:00:12] Wordy [671/1004] has challenged Bart [371/789] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:34:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/12/18 18:37:09] Doody, Anky, Bart, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/12/18 18:38:00] Bart [551/789] has cum upon Doody [561/773] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:21:35 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/13/18 00:00:55] Shmegma [422/689] has challenged Bart [127/789] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:34:39 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/13/18 01:01:01] Bart [704/789] has challenged Shmegma [540/689] in combat and won! 9 days, 02:53:29 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/13/18 01:01:01] Bart has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 4 days, 07:17:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/13/18 03:01:14] Bart [447/789] has challenged Anky [150/1461] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:31:00 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/13/18 07:01:40] Bot [607/1245] has challenged Bart [243/789] in combat and won! 13 days, 00:11:03 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/13/18 09:01:53] Bart [433/789] has challenged GrEmLiN [109/311] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:42:30 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/13/18 13:02:19] Bart [591/789] has challenged Shmegma [516/689] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:08:28 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/13/18 16:29:14] Bart was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:05:55 towards level 81.
[08/13/18 17:02:44] Bart [347/789] has challenged Shmegma [12/689] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:05:12 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/13/18 21:37:44] Bot, Bart, and Wordy [2324/3038] have team battled Shmegma, Doody, and GrEmLiN [312/1773] and won! 2 days, 08:34:53 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/18 23:43:25] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 1 day, 05:09:00 toward level 81.
[08/14/18 03:03:49] Doody [43/773] has challenged Bart [411/789] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:58:15 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/14/18 05:04:01] Doody [422/773] has challenged Bart [122/789] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:40:05 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/14/18 08:50:50] Wordy, Anky, Shmegma, and Bart have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/14/18 09:04:27] Wordy [473/1004] has challenged Bart [131/789] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:50:02 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/14/18 10:04:34] Bart [445/789] has challenged Shmegma [225/689] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:24:45 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/14/18 12:04:48] Bart [3/789] has challenged dick [41/1330] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:34:56 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/14/18 16:39:04] Bart got AIDS from a hobowars hookup. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:42:36 from level 81.
[08/15/18 07:41:04] Bart [490/789] has challenged Doody [650/773] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:41:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/15/18 12:41:34] Anky [901/1436] has challenged Bart [490/789] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:22:01 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/15/18 14:41:46] Doody [189/773] has challenged Bart [230/789] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:45:08 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/15/18 19:26:45] Bart [348/789] has challenged Shmegma [624/689] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:06:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/15/18 22:27:03] Bart [294/789] has challenged Wordy [190/1025] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:47:23 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/15/18 23:27:09] Bot [1080/1245] has challenged Bart [157/789] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:29:33 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/16/18 01:27:20] Bart [19/789] has challenged Anky [938/1436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:13:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/16/18 04:27:40] Bart [368/789] has challenged Anky [1342/1436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:39:38 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/16/18 09:56:32] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/16/18 09:56:32] Anky [428/1436] has cum upon Bart [627/789] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:31:28 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/16/18 09:56:44] Shmegma [216/686] has cum upon Bart [143/789] and taken them in the face! 4 days, 03:31:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/16/18 10:28:17] Bart [692/789] has challenged dick [562/1307] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:58:44 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/16/18 11:28:23] Bot [1159/1245] has challenged Bart [747/789] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:27:05 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/16/18 14:28:41] Bart [558/789] has challenged Wordy [36/1027] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:20:18 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/16/18 17:36:43] Anky, Wordy, and Bot [1267/3708] have team battled Doody, Shmegma, and Bart [278/2248] and won! 0 days, 00:35:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/18 19:29:13] Bot [1043/1245] has challenged Bart [604/789] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:07:16 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/16/18 20:00:22] Anky [1004/1436] has challenged Bart [35/789] in combat and won! 18 days, 10:28:24 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/16/18 21:29:25] Bart [448/789] has challenged Anky [1401/1436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:49:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/16/18 23:29:38] Bart [433/789] has challenged Wordy [33/1027] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:53:22 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/17/18 09:30:40] Bot [5/1245] has challenged Bart [710/789] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:36:31 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/17/18 11:49:11] Bart was fucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:06:28 from level 81.
[08/17/18 13:31:03] Wordy [507/1027] has challenged Bart [130/789] in combat and won! 10 days, 04:29:57 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/20/18 18:38:53] Doody [26/773] has challenged Bart [247/789] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:29:31 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/21/18 10:40:32] Bart [623/789] has challenged Bot [205/1252] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:10:30 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/21/18 12:40:43] Bot [1206/1252] has challenged Bart [105/789] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:38:09 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/21/18 14:40:55] Shmegma [33/686] has challenged Bart [373/789] in combat and lost! 8 days, 02:43:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/21/18 17:41:12] Bart [778/789] has challenged Doody [514/773] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:26:56 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/21/18 20:39:07] Bart [15/789] has cum upon Wordy [784/1027] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:50:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/21/18 21:41:37] Bart [200/789] has challenged Shmegma [3/686] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:09:21 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/21/18 22:41:43] Bart [79/789] has challenged Anky [433/1442] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:10:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/22/18 00:41:55] Bot [475/1252] has challenged Bart [757/789] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:21:56 is added to Bot's clock.
[08/22/18 00:53:00] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/18 01:42:03] Bart [480/789] has challenged Bot [651/1252] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:00:03 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/22/18 02:42:09] Doody [678/773] has challenged Bart [302/789] in combat and won! 9 days, 02:43:44 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/22/18 03:20:46] Bot, Shmegma, and Wordy [1763/2965] have team battled Doody, Bart, and Anky [1521/3004] and won! 1 day, 22:37:35 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/18 05:42:28] Bot [374/1252] has challenged Bart [243/789] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:00:46 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/22/18 10:42:58] Anky [1000/1442] has challenged Bart [267/789] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:15:53 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/22/18 15:21:26] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/18 22:35:00] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/22/18 23:44:19] Bart [228/789] has challenged Shmegma [200/686] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:08:36 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/23/18 00:44:24] Bart [749/789] has challenged Bot [698/1252] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:28:14 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/23/18 03:44:43] Bart [370/789] has challenged Wordy [103/1027] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:59:47 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/23/18 13:45:46] Bart [672/789] has challenged Wordy [572/1027] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:06:47 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/23/18 15:45:58] Shmegma [650/686] has challenged Bart [702/789] in combat and lost! 10 days, 19:12:55 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/23/18 21:46:34] Bart [210/789] has challenged Anky [169/1442] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:20:11 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/23/18 21:52:11] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/24/18 00:46:51] Bart [223/789] has challenged Shmegma [632/686] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:13:14 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/24/18 01:46:57] Bart [692/789] has challenged Doody [389/781] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:40:07 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/24/18 13:48:09] Wordy [947/1027] has challenged Bart [745/789] in combat and won! 13 days, 22:06:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/24/18 14:48:16] Bart [763/789] has challenged Shmegma [173/686] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:49:36 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/24/18 15:48:22] Bart [274/789] has challenged Wordy [35/1027] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:18:50 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/24/18 17:48:34] Anky [992/1442] has challenged Bart [681/789] in combat and won! 11 days, 03:24:23 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/24/18 19:58:01] Bart [580/789] has challenged Shmegma [541/686] in combat and won! 15 days, 21:07:14 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/24/18 21:48:58] Bart [115/789] has challenged Anky [1179/1442] in combat and lost! 7 days, 20:54:56 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/25/18 01:49:23] Bart [303/789] has challenged dick [1019/1312] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:25:50 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/25/18 04:10:30] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/18 11:50:24] Wordy [167/1027] has challenged Bart [248/789] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:02:45 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/25/18 13:50:37] Shmegma [262/686] has challenged Bart [67/789] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:16:58 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/25/18 13:50:37] In the lemon party, Bart dropped her level 102 amulet! Shmegma picks it up, tossing her old level 56 amulet to Bart.
[08/25/18 14:50:42] Bot [646/1252] has challenged Bart [449/739] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:03:43 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/25/18 18:51:05] Anky [720/1442] has challenged Bart [7/739] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:32:53 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/25/18 19:51:12] Shmegma [299/737] has challenged Bart [611/739] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:11:00 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/25/18 20:51:18] Wordy [171/1027] has challenged Bart [682/739] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:46:04 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/25/18 23:51:38] Bart [158/739] has challenged Doody [252/781] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:36:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/26/18 03:52:02] Doody [379/781] has challenged Bart [598/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:32:41 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/26/18 04:00:27] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Anky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/26/18 04:52:09] Doody [362/781] has challenged Bart [449/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:49:46 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/26/18 09:52:38] Bart [269/739] has challenged Bot [108/1252] in combat and won! 12 days, 04:52:36 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/26/18 10:52:45] Anky [93/1442] has challenged Bart [140/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:44:28 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/26/18 14:53:10] Bart [5/739] has challenged Doody [457/781] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:41:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/26/18 22:27:42] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/26/18 23:54:03] Bart [699/739] has challenged Anky [1221/1442] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:28:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/27/18 02:54:20] Doody [511/781] has challenged Bart [129/739] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:36:19 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/27/18 03:54:26] Bot [717/1252] has challenged Bart [364/739] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:13:04 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/27/18 04:54:32] Wordy [35/1027] has challenged Bart [137/739] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:53:10 is added to Wordy's clock.
[08/27/18 10:55:10] Shmegma [71/737] has challenged Bart [583/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:31:04 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[08/27/18 11:55:16] Bart [521/739] has challenged Wordy [6/1027] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:09:51 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/27/18 13:55:28] Bot [686/1252] has challenged Bart [170/739] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:46:14 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/27/18 14:55:34] Bart [367/739] has challenged Shmegma [695/737] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:53:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/27/18 16:17:22] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/18 18:55:59] Wordy [728/1027] has challenged Bart [163/739] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:24:25 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/27/18 21:56:17] Bart [486/739] has challenged Anky [1317/1442] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:57:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/28/18 00:56:35] Doody [373/781] has challenged Bart [90/739] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:18:29 is removed from Doody's clock.
[08/28/18 01:56:41] Shmegma [426/737] has challenged Bart [324/739] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:49:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/28/18 03:56:55] Shmegma [256/737] has challenged Bart [117/739] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:42:32 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/28/18 09:57:32] Wordy [1019/1027] has challenged Bart [426/739] in combat and won! 13 days, 02:21:34 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/28/18 15:58:08] Shmegma [362/737] has challenged Bart [221/739] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:58:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[08/28/18 17:58:20] Anky [986/1417] has challenged Bart [650/739] in combat and won! 22 days, 07:12:28 is removed from Anky's clock.
[08/28/18 21:58:43] Bart [212/739] has challenged Bot [1041/1260] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:07:30 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/28/18 22:58:49] Bart [371/739] has challenged Shmegma [718/737] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:49:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/29/18 01:59:08] Wordy [664/1047] has challenged Bart [306/739] in combat and won! 15 days, 02:17:04 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/29/18 07:59:45] Bart [270/739] has challenged Anky [1270/1417] in combat and lost! 7 days, 11:14:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/29/18 08:07:28] Bart was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:07:42 towards level 82.
[08/29/18 11:00:04] Bot [659/1260] has challenged Bart [600/739] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:45:17 is removed from Bot's clock.
[08/29/18 19:00:49] Bart [135/739] has challenged Doody [531/796] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:48:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/30/18 17:03:02] Bart [472/739] has challenged Bot [1180/1260] in combat and lost! 9 days, 12:44:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/30/18 21:14:30] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/18 22:03:31] Bart [150/739] has challenged Anky [981/1417] in combat and lost! 10 days, 09:53:08 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/30/18 23:03:37] Doody [162/796] has challenged Bart [666/739] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:33:19 is added to Doody's clock.
[08/31/18 03:04:04] Anky [409/1417] has challenged Bart [446/739] in combat and lost! 9 days, 05:24:01 is added to Anky's clock.
[08/31/18 03:45:44] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/18 10:18:50] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/18 11:04:51] Bart [296/739] has challenged Doody [777/796] in combat and lost! 8 days, 19:58:15 is added to Bart's clock.
[08/31/18 12:30:26] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/31/18 13:05:03] Bart [78/739] has challenged dick [21/1290] in combat and won! 12 days, 08:25:47 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/31/18 16:05:22] Wordy [407/1034] has challenged Bart [109/739] in combat and won! 36 days, 01:25:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[08/31/18 18:05:33] Bart [565/739] has challenged Doody [489/796] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:56:58 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/31/18 20:05:46] Bart [342/739] has challenged dick [110/1290] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:09:06 is removed from Bart's clock.
[08/31/18 20:37:10] Anky [1049/1417] has cum upon Bart [500/739] and taken them in the face! 5 days, 01:36:06 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/01/18 05:06:40] Bart [483/739] has challenged Bot [1003/1260] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:37:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/01/18 06:19:36] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 9 days, 16:24:03 toward level 82.
[09/01/18 07:06:53] Shmegma [633/744] has challenged Bart [288/739] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:13:35 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/01/18 08:47:42] Bart found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:36:38 towards level 82.
[09/01/18 10:07:11] Bart [363/739] has challenged Doody [2/796] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:42:06 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/01/18 11:07:17] Wordy [933/1034] has challenged Bart [524/739] in combat and won! 48 days, 11:02:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/01/18 12:41:17] Doody, Wordy, and Bart [2088/2569] have team battled Anky, Shmegma, and Bot [3075/3421] and lost! 3 days, 13:47:08 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/18 13:07:29] Bart [726/739] has challenged Bot [472/1260] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:25:36 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/01/18 17:07:53] Bart [205/739] has challenged Wordy [206/1034] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:09:29 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/01/18 17:44:51] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/01/18 23:08:29] Shmegma [263/744] has challenged Bart [401/739] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:27:04 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/02/18 00:01:07] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/18 03:08:53] Bart [550/739] has challenged dick [443/1290] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:59:36 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/02/18 04:08:59] Doody [35/796] has challenged Bart [621/739] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:47:49 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/02/18 07:09:18] Bart [108/739] has challenged dick [999/1290] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:11:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/02/18 08:09:24] Bart [193/739] has challenged dick [1002/1290] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:24:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/02/18 09:09:30] Bart [24/739] has challenged dick [697/1290] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:51:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/02/18 10:26:55] Bart got sand in her vagina. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:30:51 from level 82.
[09/02/18 13:09:53] Bart [341/739] has challenged Doody [104/796] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:55:04 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/02/18 17:10:18] Bart [181/739] has challenged dick [1020/1290] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:54:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/02/18 23:10:55] Bart [206/739] has challenged Shmegma [137/744] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:21:35 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/03/18 00:11:01] Bart [666/739] has challenged Bot [866/1260] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:09:04 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/03/18 03:11:19] Shmegma [267/744] has challenged Bart [54/739] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:58:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/03/18 09:11:52] Bart [558/739] has challenged Anky [557/1417] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:55:15 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/03/18 09:11:52] In the lemon party, Anky dropped her level 135 amulet! Bart picks it up, tossing her old level 56 amulet to Anky.
[09/03/18 11:12:04] Doody [725/796] has challenged Bart [204/826] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:24:17 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/03/18 13:12:16] Bart [15/826] has challenged Shmegma [561/744] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:29:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/03/18 15:12:29] Bart [631/826] has challenged Wordy [33/1034] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:19:47 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/03/18 20:12:59] Bart [296/826] has challenged Anky [572/1331] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:13:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/03/18 22:13:12] Wordy [107/1034] has challenged Bart [518/826] in combat and lost! 14 days, 15:00:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/03/18 23:13:19] Doody [792/796] has challenged Bart [22/826] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:33:48 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/03/18 23:13:19] In the lemon party, Bart dropped her level 69 helm! Doody picks it up, tossing her old level 57 helm to Bart.
[09/04/18 03:13:44] Bart [492/812] has challenged Shmegma [730/744] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:40:35 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/04/18 04:13:50] Wordy [836/1034] has challenged Bart [448/812] in combat and won! 29 days, 11:11:16 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/04/18 05:13:56] Doody [494/808] has challenged Bart [534/812] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:16:15 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/04/18 10:14:29] Bart [766/812] has challenged Bot [568/1260] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:15:38 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/04/18 12:14:39] Wordy [286/1034] has challenged Bart [526/812] in combat and lost! 12 days, 22:16:52 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/04/18 16:15:03] Anky [1160/1331] has challenged Bart [736/812] in combat and won! 23 days, 05:48:45 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/04/18 17:15:09] Bot [853/1260] has challenged Bart [344/812] in combat and won! 11 days, 20:52:15 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/04/18 17:43:24] Bart, Anky, and Shmegma [1860/2887] have team battled Bot, Wordy, and Doody [1348/3102] and won! 2 days, 04:30:07 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/18 17:44:09] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/04/18 18:04:15] Bart [31/812] has cum upon Wordy [535/1034] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:00:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/04/18 23:15:45] Wordy [162/1034] has challenged Bart [212/812] in combat and lost! 11 days, 18:00:12 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/05/18 00:15:51] Shmegma [682/744] has challenged Bart [90/812] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:39:58 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/05/18 04:16:15] Bart [65/812] has challenged Wordy [308/1034] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:39:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/05/18 05:16:21] Bart [6/812] has challenged Shmegma [391/744] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:54:36 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/05/18 18:17:35] Bart [335/812] has challenged Doody [388/808] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:25:14 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/05/18 18:26:45] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/06/18 05:18:42] Bart [82/812] has challenged Doody [647/808] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:11:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/06/18 08:19:00] Anky [804/1331] has challenged Bart [87/812] in combat and won! 21 days, 19:29:09 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/06/18 09:19:06] Bart [503/812] has challenged Anky [908/1331] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:31:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/06/18 15:19:39] Bart [402/812] has challenged Doody [442/808] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:14:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/06/18 17:19:51] Bart [737/812] has challenged Shmegma [225/744] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:16:42 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/06/18 19:20:04] Wordy [653/1034] has challenged Bart [556/812] in combat and won! 20 days, 12:30:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/06/18 20:20:10] Bart [522/812] has challenged Bot [218/1260] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:30:30 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/06/18 21:20:16] Bart [640/812] has challenged Shmegma [68/744] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:18:14 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/06/18 23:20:29] Bart [787/812] has challenged Wordy [100/1034] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:53:11 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/07/18 02:20:47] Bart [180/812] has challenged Shmegma [719/744] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:22:33 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/07/18 03:20:53] Bot [777/1260] has challenged Bart [340/812] in combat and won! 14 days, 09:33:15 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/07/18 05:21:06] Bart [529/812] has challenged Wordy [256/1034] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:40:53 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/07/18 06:21:11] Wordy [597/1034] has challenged Bart [67/812] in combat and won! 31 days, 06:13:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/07/18 07:21:17] Bart [452/812] has challenged Anky [309/1331] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:54:49 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/07/18 09:21:29] Bart [413/812] has challenged Bot [1044/1260] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:36:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/07/18 15:22:06] Wordy [498/1034] has challenged Bart [700/812] in combat and lost! 15 days, 08:38:18 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/07/18 20:22:37] Bart [604/812] has challenged Doody [39/808] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:16:13 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/07/18 23:22:54] Bart [222/812] has challenged Bot [479/1260] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:14:16 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/08/18 00:22:59] Bart [559/812] has challenged dick [1082/1261] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:13:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/08/18 02:23:10] Bot [1031/1260] has challenged Bart [435/812] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:59:49 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/08/18 05:11:13] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/08/18 06:23:34] Wordy [880/1034] has challenged Bart [189/812] in combat and won! 26 days, 11:50:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/08/18 21:25:02] Bart [187/812] has challenged Anky [414/1337] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:26:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/08/18 22:25:09] Shmegma [547/770] has challenged Bart [811/812] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:16:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/09/18 00:25:20] Anky [828/1337] has challenged Bart [234/812] in combat and won! 14 days, 01:33:24 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/09/18 01:25:27] Shmegma [232/770] has challenged Bart [522/812] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:55:41 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/09/18 03:17:05] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/09/18 03:22:30] Bart [158/812] has cum upon Wordy [162/1027] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:59:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/09/18 05:25:51] Wordy [634/1027] has challenged Bart [40/812] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:04:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/09/18 09:26:15] Bart [15/812] has challenged dick [1194/1238] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:24:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/09/18 10:26:21] Bot [401/1237] has challenged Bart [428/812] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:15:26 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/09/18 13:26:39] Wordy [179/1027] has challenged Bart [573/812] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:36:17 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/09/18 16:26:58] Bart [41/812] has challenged Bot [161/1237] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:50:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/09/18 21:27:29] Shmegma [191/770] has challenged Bart [432/812] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:04:46 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/10/18 04:28:10] Bart [329/812] has challenged dick [187/1238] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:52:00 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/10/18 08:28:36] Doody [758/808] has challenged Bart [194/812] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:36:46 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/10/18 09:28:42] Bart [65/812] has challenged Bot [195/1237] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:19:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/10/18 10:28:48] Bart [534/812] has challenged Shmegma [718/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:55:15 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/10/18 13:29:07] Anky [955/1337] has challenged Bart [749/812] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:33:14 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/10/18 15:29:19] Bart [444/812] has challenged Anky [181/1337] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:10:19 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/10/18 17:29:30] Bot [638/1237] has challenged Bart [581/812] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:09:31 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/10/18 21:29:54] Wordy [530/1027] has challenged Bart [657/812] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:15:14 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/10/18 21:35:19] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/11/18 02:30:25] Bart [754/812] has challenged Wordy [207/1027] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:33:16 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/11/18 07:30:56] Bart [258/812] has challenged Anky [253/1337] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:16:12 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/11/18 07:46:54] Bart gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:39:55 towards level 82.
[09/11/18 11:31:20] Wordy [609/1027] has challenged Bart [625/812] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:41:22 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/11/18 12:31:27] Bot [940/1237] has challenged Bart [803/812] in combat and won! 14 days, 20:35:43 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/11/18 19:32:08] Bart [206/812] has challenged dick [833/1238] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:30:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/11/18 20:32:13] Bart [83/812] has challenged Bot [960/1237] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:11:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/11/18 21:32:19] Bart [574/812] has challenged Wordy [275/1027] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:02:15 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/12/18 04:33:02] Wordy [65/1027] has challenged Bart [684/812] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:00:59 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/12/18 06:49:22] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/18 07:08:49] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/12/18 07:33:21] Wordy [423/1027] has challenged Bart [205/812] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:10:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/12/18 09:23:54] Bart [41/812] has challenged Shmegma [655/770] in combat and lost! 9 days, 12:19:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/12/18 09:33:34] Bot [237/1237] has challenged Bart [30/812] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:34:41 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/12/18 11:33:46] Bart [616/812] has challenged Doody [105/808] in combat and won! 17 days, 08:19:53 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/12/18 12:33:52] Bart [282/812] has challenged Anky [323/1337] in combat and lost! 9 days, 03:07:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/12/18 13:16:08] Bart was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 04:11:53 from level 83.
[09/12/18 14:34:04] Bart [16/812] has challenged Bot [628/1237] in combat and lost! 11 days, 12:59:33 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/12/18 15:34:10] Bart [715/812] has challenged Anky [1062/1337] in combat and lost! 13 days, 03:37:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/12/18 16:34:15] Bart [76/812] has challenged Doody [149/808] in combat and lost! 12 days, 20:17:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/12/18 17:34:21] Bart [804/812] has challenged Bot [871/1237] in combat and lost! 16 days, 18:42:03 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/12/18 21:34:45] Bart [207/812] has challenged Bot [35/1237] in combat and won! 32 days, 18:01:52 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/12/18 23:34:56] Wordy [421/1027] has challenged Bart [795/812] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:52:38 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/13/18 01:35:09] Bot [458/1237] has challenged Bart [204/812] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:15:26 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/13/18 05:35:33] Bart [23/812] has challenged Bot [543/1237] in combat and lost! 14 days, 11:21:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/13/18 07:35:46] Anky [90/1337] has challenged Bart [741/812] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:03 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/13/18 08:35:52] Wordy [428/1027] has challenged Bart [525/812] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:25:55 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/13/18 09:35:57] Bart [411/812] has challenged Wordy [508/1027] in combat and lost! 16 days, 11:25:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/13/18 10:36:04] Bart [531/812] has challenged Doody [221/808] in combat and won! 28 days, 03:57:29 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/13/18 14:36:30] Wordy [156/1027] has challenged Bart [537/812] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:40:42 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/13/18 17:36:49] Bot [1130/1237] has challenged Bart [771/812] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:18:13 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/13/18 20:37:08] Bart [447/812] has challenged Shmegma [149/770] in combat and won! 24 days, 06:33:38 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/13/18 22:37:20] Anky [179/1337] has challenged Bart [33/812] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:52:43 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/13/18 23:37:26] Shmegma [420/770] has challenged Bart [285/812] in combat and won! 18 days, 21:52:19 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/13/18 23:37:26] In the lemon party, Bart dropped her level 61 shield! Shmegma picks it up, tossing her old level 30 shield to Bart.
[09/14/18 00:37:31] Doody [473/808] has challenged Bart [437/778] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:46:25 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/14/18 01:37:38] Doody [327/808] has challenged Bart [371/778] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:00 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/14/18 02:37:43] Anky [1001/1337] has challenged Bart [119/778] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:06:06 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/14/18 11:23:36] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/18 14:38:56] Bart [88/778] has challenged Anky [728/1337] in combat and lost! 10 days, 03:25:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/14/18 15:39:02] Bart [0/778] has challenged Shmegma [685/804] in combat and lost! 10 days, 17:32:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/14/18 20:39:34] Bart [495/778] has challenged Wordy [899/1027] in combat and lost! 13 days, 00:42:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/15/18 01:40:05] Bart [146/778] has challenged Shmegma [444/804] in combat and lost! 13 days, 18:22:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/15/18 02:40:12] Anky [372/1343] has challenged Bart [130/778] in combat and won! 14 days, 06:51:12 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/15/18 03:40:18] Bart [187/778] has challenged Anky [102/1343] in combat and won! 29 days, 21:26:36 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/15/18 04:40:24] Bart [19/778] has challenged Wordy [158/1010] in combat and lost! 12 days, 13:11:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/15/18 05:17:46] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/15/18 06:40:37] Bot [772/1256] has challenged Bart [76/778] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:17:41 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/15/18 08:40:49] Bart [699/778] has challenged Wordy [620/1010] in combat and won! 18 days, 08:31:41 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/15/18 18:41:47] Bart [262/778] has challenged Doody [678/808] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:11:55 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/15/18 19:06:37] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Anky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/15/18 20:41:58] Bart [235/778] has challenged Doody [206/808] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:31:41 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/15/18 21:42:04] Bart [189/778] has challenged Wordy [391/1010] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:41:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/15/18 22:42:10] Bart [48/778] has challenged Wordy [827/1010] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:17:30 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/16/18 02:42:34] Shmegma [222/804] has challenged Bart [101/778] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:30:49 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/16/18 04:42:46] Bart [354/778] has challenged Doody [250/808] in combat and won! 10 days, 17:09:57 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/16/18 06:42:57] Shmegma [680/804] has challenged Bart [117/778] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:48:35 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/16/18 08:21:45] Wordy [241/1010] has challenged Bart [157/778] in combat and won! 18 days, 05:40:24 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/16/18 10:43:19] Shmegma [609/804] has challenged Bart [513/778] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:02:47 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/16/18 11:43:24] Bart [321/778] has challenged Bot [1148/1298] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:39:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/16/18 16:43:57] Bart [433/778] has challenged Shmegma [205/804] in combat and won! 9 days, 20:04:33 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/16/18 17:44:03] Doody [805/808] has challenged Bart [594/778] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:38:45 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/16/18 18:44:09] Bart [748/778] has challenged Anky [391/1343] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:05:04 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/16/18 19:51:48] Bart discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:06:40 towards level 83.
[09/16/18 20:44:20] Anky [998/1343] has challenged Bart [251/778] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:48:36 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/17/18 00:44:45] Shmegma [657/804] has challenged Bart [185/778] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:56:15 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/17/18 06:45:21] Bart [564/778] has challenged Bot [983/1298] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:39:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/17/18 07:45:27] Bart [572/778] has challenged dick [377/1299] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:45:20 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/17/18 08:24:06] Doody, Anky, and Shmegma [594/2899] have team battled Bart, Wordy, and Bot [776/3086] and lost! 0 days, 12:23:10 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/18 10:45:44] Bart [247/778] has challenged Anky [1150/1287] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:38:32 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/17/18 12:35:28] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/17/18 12:45:56] Bot [317/1298] has challenged Bart [308/778] in combat and won! 15 days, 10:17:32 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/17/18 15:46:15] Bart [625/778] has challenged Wordy [644/1010] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:20:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/17/18 20:46:45] Bart [20/778] has challenged Doody [142/808] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:27:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/18/18 10:48:10] Bot [554/1025] has challenged Bart [403/778] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:11:46 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/18/18 10:48:10] Bot has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 4 days, 17:40:03 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/18/18 11:48:16] Bart [318/778] has challenged Wordy [789/1010] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:57:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/18/18 15:25:37] Anky [258/1287] has challenged Bart [684/778] in combat and lost! 10 days, 11:16:49 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/18/18 16:30:41] Doody, Wordy, and Anky [2397/3105] have team battled Bart, Bot, and Shmegma [773/2907] and won! 3 days, 01:27:50 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/18 17:33:32] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/19/18 03:49:53] Anky [437/1287] has challenged Bart [32/778] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:23:32 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/19/18 06:50:13] Anky [115/1287] has challenged Bart [581/778] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:36:07 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/19/18 07:50:19] Bart [104/778] has challenged Wordy [230/1010] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:02:21 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/19/18 11:50:43] Bart [258/778] has challenged Doody [158/808] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:35:19 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/19/18 12:45:18] Bart caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:40:23 towards level 83.
[09/19/18 13:50:55] Anky [424/1287] has challenged Bart [442/778] in combat and lost! 6 days, 13:16:36 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/19/18 14:29:37] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/19/18 15:51:07] Doody [678/808] has challenged Bart [427/778] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:02:28 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/19/18 16:57:34] Anky [816/1287] has cum upon Bart [315/778] and taken them in the face! 9 days, 21:28:12 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/19/18 17:51:19] Bart [22/778] has challenged Wordy [908/1010] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:27:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/19/18 18:28:07] Shmegma [258/1104] has challenged Bart [454/778] in combat and lost! 9 days, 06:14:25 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/19/18 21:51:42] Bart [424/778] has challenged Bot [160/1025] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:04:33 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/19/18 22:51:48] Anky [888/1287] has challenged Bart [381/778] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:20:24 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/19/18 23:51:54] Shmegma [96/1104] has challenged Bart [410/778] in combat and lost! 12 days, 07:00:11 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/20/18 00:52:01] Bart [70/778] has challenged dick [80/1171] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/20/18 05:52:33] Wordy [168/1010] has challenged Bart [706/778] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:55:26 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/20/18 09:22:46] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/20/18 09:23:10] Bart [551/778] has cum upon Doody [537/808] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 20:04:20 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/20/18 10:53:04] Wordy [519/1010] has challenged Bart [767/778] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:07:29 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/20/18 19:53:58] Wordy [472/1010] has challenged Bart [727/778] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:32:13 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/20/18 21:02:11] Bot, Shmegma, and Anky [355/3416] have team battled Bart, Doody, and Wordy [1199/2596] and lost! 2 days, 23:38:28 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/18 21:54:11] Bart [745/778] has challenged Wordy [369/1010] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:56:05 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/21/18 01:54:35] Doody [239/808] has challenged Bart [328/778] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:28:12 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/21/18 02:54:41] Bot [731/1025] has challenged Bart [488/778] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:51:07 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/21/18 07:55:12] Doody [341/808] has challenged Bart [394/778] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:12:23 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/21/18 12:55:42] Bart [446/778] has challenged dick [172/1171] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:11:38 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/21/18 14:55:53] Doody [713/808] has challenged Bart [442/778] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:31:41 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/21/18 15:58:32] Bart got his dick stuck in a hoover!. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:05:14 from level 83.
[09/21/18 16:56:05] Bart [344/778] has challenged dick [1130/1171] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:11:08 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/21/18 17:56:12] Bart [42/778] has challenged Doody [31/808] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:43:44 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/21/18 18:56:17] Bart [526/778] has challenged Anky [4/1287] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:43:14 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/21/18 21:56:34] Bot [795/1016] has challenged Bart [657/778] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:35:11 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/22/18 00:56:51] Shmegma [3/1104] has challenged Bart [147/778] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:45:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/22/18 01:56:57] Bart [142/778] has challenged dick [595/1171] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:09:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/22/18 16:58:30] Bot [492/1016] has challenged Bart [708/778] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:37:32 is added to Bot's clock.
[09/22/18 17:23:20] Bart was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:38:33 towards level 83.
[09/22/18 17:58:36] Doody [7/808] has challenged Bart [133/778] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:38:13 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/22/18 18:58:42] Shmegma [432/1104] has challenged Bart [573/778] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:58:56 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/22/18 19:58:48] Wordy [821/1010] has challenged Bart [9/778] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:37:32 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/22/18 20:58:54] Bart [17/778] has challenged Bot [672/1016] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:20:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/23/18 03:59:34] Bart [297/778] has challenged Bot [468/1016] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:56:08 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/23/18 04:31:40] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/18 14:00:36] Anky [1077/1287] has challenged Bart [99/778] in combat and won! 18 days, 03:41:29 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/23/18 15:00:42] Bart [80/778] has challenged Bot [43/1016] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:25:56 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/23/18 19:01:08] Bart [227/778] has challenged Anky [421/1287] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:49:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/24/18 00:01:38] Bart [31/778] has challenged Anky [582/1287] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:03:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/24/18 09:02:32] Doody [459/808] has challenged Bart [626/778] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:47:46 is added to Doody's clock.
[09/24/18 10:08:14] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/18 12:02:51] Anky [901/1282] has challenged Bart [155/778] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:46:47 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/24/18 13:03:54] Bart [738/778] has cum upon Doody [435/808] and taken them in the face! 3 days, 20:49:09 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/24/18 15:03:09] Bot [998/1127] has challenged Bart [556/778] in combat and won! 13 days, 23:51:12 is removed from Bot's clock.
[09/24/18 16:03:14] Bart [670/778] has challenged Doody [320/808] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:44:29 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/24/18 18:03:27] Bart [773/778] has challenged dick [361/1167] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:28:14 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/25/18 08:04:51] Doody [316/808] has challenged Bart [34/778] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:23:14 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/25/18 09:04:57] Bart [33/778] has challenged Anky [974/1282] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:19:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/25/18 13:05:21] Bart [466/778] has challenged Bot [1036/1127] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:56:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/25/18 15:05:33] Bart [21/778] has challenged Doody [519/808] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:22:38 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/25/18 18:05:50] Bart [348/778] has challenged Wordy [713/1004] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:14:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/26/18 04:06:14] Anky [1052/1282] has challenged Bart [605/778] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:09:21 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/26/18 06:09:03] Shmegma [774/1104] has cum upon Bart [174/778] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 00:42:41 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/26/18 10:06:51] Bart [239/778] has challenged Shmegma [1013/1114] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:04:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/26/18 18:03:58] Bart had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:19:37 towards level 83.
[09/26/18 20:07:53] Shmegma [1045/1114] has challenged Bart [681/778] in combat and won! 13 days, 19:53:54 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/26/18 20:07:53] Shmegma has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 2 days, 16:26:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/26/18 22:08:03] Bart [53/778] has challenged dick [292/1167] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:49:56 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/27/18 00:08:16] Shmegma [734/1114] has challenged Bart [28/778] in combat and won! 11 days, 00:43:03 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/27/18 02:44:47] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/27/18 02:44:59] Wordy [523/1004] has cum upon Bart [47/778] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 10:02:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[09/27/18 03:12:04] Bart [311/778] has cum upon Doody [307/808] and taken them in the face! 4 days, 20:48:34 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/27/18 04:08:40] Bart [35/778] has challenged Bot [31/1127] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:17:59 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/27/18 05:08:47] Bart [378/778] has challenged Wordy [737/1004] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:14:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/27/18 07:09:01] Bart [184/778] has challenged Wordy [251/1004] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:01:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/27/18 09:09:13] Bart [769/778] has challenged Wordy [667/1004] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:17:20 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/27/18 15:09:49] Bart [352/778] has challenged dick [599/1167] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:11:08 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/27/18 17:10:02] Bart [446/778] has challenged Bot [0/1127] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:45:34 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/27/18 22:32:38] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Anky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/28/18 02:11:01] Anky [395/1282] has challenged Bart [620/778] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:37:11 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/28/18 07:11:33] Anky [45/1282] has challenged Bart [489/778] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:10:30 is added to Anky's clock.
[09/28/18 08:11:40] Bart [115/778] has challenged Shmegma [350/1114] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:33:03 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/28/18 12:12:06] Doody [304/808] has challenged Bart [118/778] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:59:09 is removed from Doody's clock.
[09/28/18 17:12:35] Shmegma [254/1114] has challenged Bart [680/778] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:58:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/28/18 18:12:42] Anky [630/1282] has challenged Bart [464/778] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:18:13 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/28/18 19:12:49] Wordy [590/1004] has challenged Bart [729/778] in combat and lost! 13 days, 03:12:30 is added to Wordy's clock.
[09/28/18 23:18:13] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Anky have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/29/18 03:13:38] Bart [730/778] has challenged Shmegma [174/1114] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:48:18 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/29/18 05:13:51] Bart [407/778] has challenged Anky [1243/1282] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:09:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/29/18 14:37:25] Bart set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:56:10 from level 83.
[09/29/18 16:14:58] Bart [92/778] has challenged Doody [806/808] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:39:41 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/29/18 18:15:10] Bart [670/778] has challenged Anky [1173/1282] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:25:32 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/29/18 19:15:17] Bart [354/778] has challenged Shmegma [895/1114] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:14:14 is added to Bart's clock.
[09/29/18 19:37:43] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/30/18 02:16:00] Shmegma [507/1114] has challenged Bart [22/778] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:52:28 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[09/30/18 03:16:06] Shmegma [544/1114] has challenged Bart [777/778] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:54:52 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[09/30/18 13:17:10] Anky [619/1282] has challenged Bart [306/778] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:08:25 is removed from Anky's clock.
[09/30/18 18:17:42] Bart [510/778] has challenged dick [267/1167] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:53:07 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/30/18 20:17:55] Bart [713/778] has challenged Shmegma [88/1114] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:59:37 is removed from Bart's clock.
[09/30/18 21:18:01] Bart [230/778] has challenged Anky [667/1282] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/01/18 02:18:35] Bot [384/1133] has challenged Bart [681/778] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:42:55 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/01/18 04:18:47] Bart [581/778] has challenged Bot [538/1133] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:21:10 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/01/18 05:18:55] Shmegma [755/1114] has challenged Bart [548/778] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:14:02 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/01/18 10:19:27] Bart [149/778] has challenged Bot [916/1133] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:45:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/01/18 13:19:45] Bart [254/778] has challenged dick [1146/1167] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:34:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/01/18 15:19:57] Bot [624/1133] has challenged Bart [490/778] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:26:06 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/01/18 16:20:03] Bart [28/778] has challenged Doody [414/808] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/02/18 07:21:37] Shmegma [327/1114] has challenged Bart [734/778] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:03:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/02/18 10:21:55] Anky [775/1290] has challenged Bart [259/778] in combat and won! 64 days, 14:17:35 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/02/18 13:18:44] Wordy [1003/1004] has cum upon Bart [521/778] and taken them in the face! 16 days, 01:23:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/02/18 13:22:14] Bart [353/778] has challenged Anky [485/1290] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:14:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/02/18 14:22:21] Shmegma [74/1114] has challenged Bart [209/778] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:26:23 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/02/18 20:22:59] Doody [613/801] has challenged Bart [633/778] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:57:55 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/02/18 22:23:12] Bart [338/778] has challenged Bot [183/1133] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:36:00 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/02/18 23:23:19] Bart [6/778] has challenged Anky [774/1290] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:40:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/03/18 00:23:25] Bart [128/778] has challenged Wordy [863/1004] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:47:07 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/03/18 01:23:32] Bart [774/778] has challenged dick [1043/1174] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:25:29 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/03/18 03:23:44] Bart [703/778] has challenged Doody [361/801] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:37:39 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/03/18 04:23:50] Bart [677/778] has challenged Anky [918/1290] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:57:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/03/18 16:25:03] Bart [502/778] has challenged Anky [979/1290] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:08:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/03/18 18:54:33] Shmegma [959/1114] has challenged Bart [423/778] in combat and won! 12 days, 13:01:01 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/03/18 19:54:39] Bart [420/778] has challenged Bot [847/1133] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:17:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/04/18 10:56:13] Bot [820/1133] has challenged Bart [258/778] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:17:14 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/04/18 10:56:13] Bot has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 3 days, 13:23:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/04/18 11:56:18] squirtingbuffalo [110/1105] has challenged Bart [343/778] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:32:13 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[10/04/18 13:56:31] Bart [514/778] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [352/1105] in combat and won! 8 days, 14:14:05 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/04/18 18:57:01] Shmegma [253/1114] has challenged Bart [482/778] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:22:03 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/04/18 19:04:32] Bart reinforced her shield with a dragon's scales! Bart's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/04/18 20:57:12] Bot [37/1133] has challenged Bart [657/782] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:42:25 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/04/18 21:57:18] Bart [106/782] has challenged Bot [560/1133] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:08:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/04/18 22:57:25] Wordy [231/1004] has challenged Bart [129/782] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:49:58 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/04/18 23:57:30] Bot [763/1133] has challenged Bart [597/782] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:39:45 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/05/18 02:57:48] Bart [121/782] has challenged Bot [774/1133] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:47:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/05/18 10:58:37] Bot [849/1133] has challenged Bart [318/782] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:43:34 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/05/18 14:59:03] Doody [558/801] has challenged Bart [523/782] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:02:20 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/05/18 17:59:21] Bart [291/782] has challenged Wordy [737/1004] in combat and lost! 9 days, 08:22:07 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/05/18 18:59:28] Bart [63/782] has challenged Anky [836/1290] in combat and lost! 11 days, 09:54:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/06/18 03:45:23] Shmegma [333/1114] has cum upon Bart [321/782] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 07:39:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/06/18 06:00:33] Bart [692/782] has challenged Anky [363/1290] in combat and won! 24 days, 11:01:03 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/06/18 07:00:38] Shmegma [982/1114] has challenged Bart [201/782] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:40:12 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/06/18 10:00:55] Bart [97/782] has challenged Shmegma [396/1114] in combat and lost! 9 days, 00:40:32 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/06/18 11:01:02] Bot [773/1133] has challenged Bart [40/782] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:12:03 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/06/18 23:02:13] Bart [460/782] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [201/1105] in combat and won! 15 days, 14:04:41 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/07/18 00:02:19] Doody [440/807] has challenged Bart [338/782] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:29:44 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/07/18 01:02:25] Doody [105/807] has challenged Bart [673/782] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:59:06 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/07/18 10:03:22] squirtingbuffalo [1102/1105] has challenged Bart [11/782] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:04:38 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[10/07/18 11:03:27] Shmegma [531/1107] has challenged Bart [599/782] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:06:26 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/07/18 12:03:33] Bart [495/782] has challenged Wordy [70/1004] in combat and won! 15 days, 10:49:21 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/07/18 14:03:44] Bart [742/782] has challenged Bot [370/1133] in combat and won! 11 days, 13:36:58 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/07/18 18:04:10] Anky [990/1290] has challenged Bart [183/782] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:29:21 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/07/18 22:04:31] Anky [608/1290] has challenged Bart [349/782] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:45:07 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/07/18 23:47:28] Anky, Wordy, and Doody [2880/3101] have team battled Bart, Shmegma, and Bot [1998/3022] and won! 0 days, 05:19:17 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/18 01:04:47] Bot [840/1133] has challenged Bart [11/782] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:02:45 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/08/18 02:04:54] squirtingbuffalo [461/1105] has challenged Bart [558/782] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:10:37 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[10/08/18 04:05:06] squirtingbuffalo [502/1105] has challenged Bart [267/782] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:12:40 is removed from squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[10/08/18 05:47:27] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/08/18 09:05:34] Doody [636/807] has challenged Bart [134/782] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:44:33 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/08/18 10:05:41] Bart [356/782] has challenged Bot [1104/1133] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:11:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/08/18 11:05:47] Bart [297/782] has challenged Doody [80/807] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:24:01 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/08/18 12:05:52] Bart [251/782] has challenged Anky [232/1290] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:13:30 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/08/18 13:05:58] squirtingbuffalo [6/1105] has challenged Bart [329/782] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:21:53 is added to squirtingbuffalo's clock.
[10/08/18 15:06:10] Bot [955/1133] has challenged Bart [523/782] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:30:18 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/08/18 17:06:22] Bart [178/782] has challenged Anky [1227/1290] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:06:50 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/08/18 17:07:19] Bot [581/1133] has challenged Bart [768/782] in combat and lost! 10 days, 06:00:01 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/08/18 20:47:05] Wordy [703/1004] has challenged Bart [353/782] in combat and won! 18 days, 15:16:24 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/08/18 22:06:51] Anky [240/1290] has challenged Bart [642/782] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:48:07 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/09/18 04:48:15] Doody [617/807] has challenged Bart [720/782] in combat and lost! 8 days, 22:19:13 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/09/18 07:07:47] Bart [298/782] has challenged Bot [443/1133] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:29:08 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/09/18 10:08:06] Bart [283/782] has challenged Wordy [809/1004] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:40:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/09/18 18:08:54] Shmegma [555/1107] has challenged Bart [293/782] in combat and won! 11 days, 10:07:28 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/09/18 20:27:48] Doody, Bart, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/09/18 21:09:13] Bart [355/782] has challenged Doody [100/807] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:45:16 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/10/18 08:10:22] Bart [717/782] has challenged Bot [365/1133] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:34:23 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/10/18 10:10:34] Doody [672/807] has challenged Bart [108/782] in combat and won! 18 days, 08:04:04 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/10/18 10:54:30] Bart got their period in gym class.... on the trampoline. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:57:29 from level 83.
[10/10/18 14:10:58] Wordy [221/1004] has challenged Bart [392/782] in combat and lost! 18 days, 18:53:20 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/10/18 15:11:04] Bot [553/1133] has challenged Bart [211/782] in combat and won! 42 days, 03:11:24 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/10/18 17:11:16] Anky [718/1290] has challenged Bart [236/782] in combat and won! 38 days, 12:08:49 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/10/18 19:11:28] Wordy [342/1004] has challenged Bart [476/782] in combat and lost! 16 days, 05:52:37 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/10/18 20:11:34] Bart [370/782] has challenged Anky [1201/1290] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:43:38 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/10/18 21:11:41] Doody [540/807] has challenged Bart [289/782] in combat and won! 12 days, 22:32:57 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/10/18 22:11:46] Bot [314/1133] has challenged Bart [81/782] in combat and won! 31 days, 15:02:14 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/11/18 02:12:10] Doody [277/807] has challenged Bart [448/782] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:24:37 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/11/18 03:12:17] Wordy [761/1004] has challenged Bart [504/782] in combat and won! 27 days, 08:45:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/11/18 06:12:35] Bart [37/782] has challenged Shmegma [512/1107] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:12:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/11/18 07:12:42] Bart [428/782] has challenged Anky [588/1290] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:51:50 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/11/18 09:12:54] Doody [285/807] has challenged Bart [254/782] in combat and won! 14 days, 16:36:26 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/11/18 11:13:04] Bart [744/782] has challenged Doody [346/807] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:15:21 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/12/18 03:05:51] Doody, Bart, and Wordy [1202/2597] have team battled Anky, Bot, and Shmegma [1566/3530] and lost! 4 days, 01:41:47 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/18 03:14:40] Bart [665/782] has challenged Doody [90/807] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:55:36 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/12/18 06:14:57] Bart [470/782] has challenged Shmegma [394/1107] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:26:35 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/12/18 08:15:10] Bart [39/782] has challenged Doody [184/807] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:43:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/12/18 10:15:21] Bart [214/782] has challenged Shmegma [184/1107] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:05:41 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/12/18 11:15:28] Doody [130/807] has challenged Bart [22/782] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:02:36 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/12/18 15:15:52] Bart [694/782] has challenged dick [1007/1174] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:19:35 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/12/18 16:30:21] Bart [501/782] has cum upon Doody [335/807] and taken them in the face! 2 days, 22:41:49 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/12/18 16:35:52] Bart [280/782] has cum upon Doody [319/807] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:04:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/13/18 01:16:52] Bart [697/782] has challenged Wordy [955/1008] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:04:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/13/18 07:17:28] Bart [591/782] has challenged Bot [637/1133] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:36:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/13/18 15:18:21] Bart [245/782] has challenged Shmegma [936/1107] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:38:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/13/18 16:18:27] Bot [833/1133] has challenged Bart [272/782] in combat and won! 38 days, 13:36:55 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/13/18 17:18:33] Bart [437/782] has challenged Doody [638/807] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:31:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/13/18 22:19:02] Bot [151/1133] has challenged Bart [216/782] in combat and lost! 10 days, 13:37:19 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/13/18 23:19:09] Bart [265/782] has challenged dick [924/1174] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:53:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/14/18 01:27:23] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and squirtingbuffalo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/14/18 03:19:32] Shmegma [982/1107] has challenged Bart [6/782] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:15:57 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/14/18 04:19:39] Bart [608/782] has challenged squirtingbuffalo [938/1105] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:56:15 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/14/18 05:19:45] Shmegma [388/1107] has challenged Bart [648/782] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:29:47 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/14/18 11:20:21] Bart [304/782] has challenged Anky [453/1290] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:12:47 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/14/18 17:20:56] Anky [926/1290] has challenged Bart [654/782] in combat and won! 26 days, 21:04:52 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/14/18 17:20:56] Anky has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 5 days, 01:46:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/14/18 20:21:15] Bart [723/782] has challenged Shmegma [1011/1107] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:33:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/15/18 01:24:21] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/15/18 02:21:51] Bot [365/1133] has challenged Bart [221/782] in combat and won! 18 days, 06:55:41 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/15/18 03:21:09] Shmegma [545/1107] has cum upon Bart [676/782] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:44:08 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/15/18 03:21:57] Bart [760/782] has challenged Wordy [541/1008] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:29:23 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/15/18 05:22:09] Doody [308/807] has challenged Bart [39/782] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:30:42 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/15/18 07:22:21] Bart [706/782] has challenged Shmegma [414/1107] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:09:59 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/15/18 09:31:30] Bart bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:00:31 towards level 83.
[10/15/18 13:22:55] Bart [669/782] has challenged Bot [193/1133] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:04:11 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/15/18 21:51:28] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/15/18 21:51:40] Bot [803/1133] has cum upon Bart [361/782] and taken them in the face! 14 days, 01:36:56 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/16/18 00:24:01] Bart [628/782] has challenged Doody [319/807] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:06:41 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/16/18 01:24:07] Bart [328/782] has challenged dick [716/1174] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:32:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/16/18 03:24:20] Bart [293/782] has challenged Shmegma [727/1107] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:57:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/16/18 04:24:25] Bart [50/782] has challenged Shmegma [955/1107] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:41:08 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/16/18 05:24:31] Bart [174/782] has challenged Doody [712/807] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:37:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/16/18 07:38:02] Wordy, Bart, and Doody [895/2597] have team battled Shmegma, Bot, and Anky [951/3530] and lost! 1 day, 23:23:43 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/18 10:25:00] Bart [773/782] has challenged Wordy [978/1008] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:25:21 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/16/18 11:25:06] Bart [384/782] has challenged Wordy [841/1008] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:48:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/16/18 12:25:12] Doody [338/807] has challenged Bart [343/782] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:29:39 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/16/18 15:25:32] Shmegma [246/1107] has challenged Bart [489/782] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:20:56 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/16/18 17:25:44] Bart [146/782] has challenged Wordy [69/1008] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:42:01 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/16/18 18:30:42] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/18 23:26:21] Bart [691/782] has challenged Doody [577/807] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:23:37 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/17/18 00:26:27] Bart [558/782] has challenged Shmegma [782/1107] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:33:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/17/18 05:26:57] Bot [1153/1166] has challenged Bart [345/782] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:33:38 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/17/18 10:27:26] Bart [460/782] has challenged dick [638/1174] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:28:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/17/18 15:27:57] Bart [603/782] has challenged dick [705/1174] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:55:19 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/17/18 21:28:35] Bart [656/782] has challenged Doody [70/807] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:18:32 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/17/18 22:28:41] Bart [127/782] has challenged Doody [325/807] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:51:30 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/18/18 01:28:59] Doody [270/807] has challenged Bart [139/782] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:06:51 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/18/18 02:14:07] Bart grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:32:46 towards level 83.
[10/18/18 04:29:18] Bart [738/782] has challenged Wordy [665/979] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:46:51 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/18/18 05:29:24] Bart [672/782] has challenged Shmegma [596/1107] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:40:06 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/18/18 07:29:35] Bart [566/782] has challenged Wordy [565/979] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:10:02 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/18/18 18:13:09] Shmegma [395/1107] has challenged Bart [53/782] in combat and won! 13 days, 06:15:41 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/19/18 04:14:10] Shmegma [94/1107] has challenged Bart [278/782] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:55:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/19/18 05:56:02] Bart, Anky, and Wordy [811/3051] have team battled Doody, Shmegma, and Bot [671/3080] and won! 4 days, 21:48:35 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/18 07:14:28] Shmegma [211/1107] has challenged Bart [298/782] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:53:07 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/19/18 10:14:46] Bart [349/782] has challenged Wordy [694/979] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:22:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/19/18 11:14:52] Bart [415/782] has challenged Wordy [35/979] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:49:25 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/19/18 12:14:58] Bart [507/782] has challenged Anky [794/1290] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:37:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/19/18 13:42:31] Shmegma, Doody, and Anky [1956/3204] have team battled Wordy, Bart, and Bot [532/2927] and won! 5 days, 21:40:06 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/18 16:15:23] Bart [404/782] has challenged Bot [269/1166] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:16:14 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/19/18 17:15:29] Bart [340/782] has challenged Bot [1063/1166] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:26:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/19/18 18:15:35] Bart [633/782] has challenged Shmegma [431/1107] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:36:20 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/19/18 19:15:41] Doody [109/807] has challenged Bart [354/782] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:43:23 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/19/18 20:15:48] Bart [408/782] has challenged Bot [732/1166] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:14:55 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/20/18 01:16:18] Bart [428/782] has challenged Doody [101/807] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:47:31 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/20/18 07:16:55] Bart [63/782] has challenged Wordy [703/979] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/20/18 11:17:19] Shmegma [250/1100] has challenged Bart [446/782] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:47:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/20/18 13:17:30] Bart [632/782] has challenged Shmegma [678/1100] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:34:32 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/20/18 13:57:22] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Bart in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 6 days, 11:27:31 from level 83.
[10/20/18 15:17:42] Bart [177/782] has challenged Anky [339/1290] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:42:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/20/18 16:17:48] Bart [425/782] has challenged Anky [957/1290] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:09:47 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/20/18 17:17:53] Bart [499/782] has challenged Wordy [712/979] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:58:29 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/20/18 19:54:54] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/20/18 22:18:24] Bart [114/782] has challenged Bot [120/1166] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:45:14 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/21/18 01:18:44] Doody [766/814] has challenged Bart [703/782] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:35:18 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/21/18 02:18:50] Bart [187/782] has challenged Doody [632/814] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:35:14 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/21/18 05:19:08] Bart [568/782] has challenged Shmegma [365/1100] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:58:57 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/21/18 05:45:44] Bart died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:03:16 from level 83.
[10/21/18 07:19:19] Anky [123/1295] has challenged Bart [154/782] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:00:22 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/21/18 09:19:31] Bart [432/782] has challenged Anky [899/1295] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:07:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/21/18 10:19:37] Shmegma [418/1105] has challenged Bart [260/782] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:15:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/21/18 14:20:03] Wordy [699/979] has challenged Bart [291/782] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:38:47 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/21/18 16:20:16] Bart [256/782] has challenged dick [819/1179] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:01:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/21/18 19:20:34] Bart [553/782] has challenged Wordy [65/979] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:35:18 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/21/18 22:20:52] Bart [587/782] has challenged Wordy [83/979] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:41:24 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/21/18 22:39:17] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/18 00:48:18] Anky [869/1295] has cum upon Bart [93/782] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 11:57:46 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/22/18 04:21:27] Shmegma [671/1105] has challenged Bart [30/782] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:56:33 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/22/18 11:22:12] Bot [267/1166] has challenged Bart [515/782] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:19:05 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/22/18 18:39:56] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/22/18 23:23:24] Bart [627/782] has challenged Wordy [960/979] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:54:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/23/18 04:23:54] Bot [133/1166] has challenged Bart [261/782] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:41:59 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/23/18 16:25:05] Bart [576/782] has challenged Bot [757/1166] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:24:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/23/18 16:26:53] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/23/18 16:27:08] Wordy [128/979] has cum upon Bart [248/782] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:21:11 is added to Wordy's clock.
[10/23/18 18:25:17] Bot [490/1166] has challenged Bart [344/782] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:10:56 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/23/18 19:25:24] Bart [284/782] has challenged dick [54/1179] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:05:40 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/23/18 21:25:36] Bot [581/1176] has challenged Bart [636/782] in combat and lost! 8 days, 01:41:20 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/23/18 23:25:47] Bart [317/782] has challenged Anky [598/1295] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:27:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/24/18 04:10:12] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 2 days, 03:30:09 toward level 83.
[10/24/18 04:18:27] The hot-pepper lubed finger of fate fucks Bart in the anus repeatedly until the friction sets it on fire, slowing the poofter 4 days, 03:35:01 from level 83.
[10/24/18 06:26:27] Doody [312/814] has challenged Bart [130/782] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:26:33 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/24/18 08:26:40] Bot [367/1176] has challenged Bart [259/782] in combat and won! 17 days, 10:55:13 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/24/18 10:26:52] Shmegma [822/1105] has challenged Bart [429/782] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:56:34 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/24/18 10:54:58] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/24/18 11:26:58] Anky [682/1295] has challenged Bart [598/782] in combat and won! 11 days, 00:34:45 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/24/18 12:27:05] Wordy [932/979] has challenged Bart [436/782] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:05:06 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/24/18 13:27:11] Bart [459/782] has challenged Shmegma [313/1105] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:43:00 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/24/18 16:27:29] Bart [720/782] has challenged Bot [581/1176] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:19:36 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/24/18 19:27:48] Shmegma [472/1105] has challenged Bart [464/782] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:26:27 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/24/18 21:28:00] Bart [682/782] has challenged Wordy [452/979] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:02:26 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/25/18 04:28:42] Bot [145/1176] has challenged Bart [145/782] in combat and won! 31 days, 16:12:31 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/25/18 10:29:18] Bot [175/1176] has challenged Bart [427/782] in combat and lost! 15 days, 17:18:00 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/25/18 11:29:25] Anky [112/1295] has challenged Bart [401/782] in combat and lost! 19 days, 22:04:04 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/25/18 12:29:32] Shmegma [464/1105] has challenged Bart [450/782] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:15:04 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/25/18 15:29:50] Bot [680/1176] has challenged Bart [385/782] in combat and won! 34 days, 20:31:28 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/25/18 20:30:21] Shmegma [356/1105] has challenged Bart [520/782] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:43:11 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/25/18 21:30:26] Bart [204/782] has challenged Wordy [943/979] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:53:29 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/26/18 02:30:59] Doody [342/814] has challenged Bart [317/782] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:45:36 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/26/18 03:31:05] Bart [85/782] has challenged Bot [129/1176] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:23:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/26/18 04:31:11] Bot [1029/1176] has challenged Bart [186/782] in combat and won! 47 days, 10:13:04 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/26/18 05:31:17] Bart [84/782] has challenged Bot [652/1176] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:22:16 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/26/18 06:31:24] Bart [399/782] has challenged dick [984/1179] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:18:07 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/26/18 11:31:54] Bart [456/782] has challenged Doody [281/814] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:42:33 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/26/18 14:32:12] Doody [607/814] has challenged Bart [651/782] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:17:31 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/26/18 16:32:24] Bart [1/782] has challenged Anky [278/1307] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:17:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/26/18 19:58:15] Bart, Wordy, and Doody [727/2565] have team battled Bot, Shmegma, and Anky [2535/3588] and lost! 5 days, 23:53:28 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/18 22:33:01] Anky [432/1307] has challenged Bart [399/782] in combat and won! 18 days, 17:51:07 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/26/18 23:19:29] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/18 04:33:36] Bart [150/782] has challenged dick [519/1190] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:38:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/27/18 07:33:57] Doody [715/814] has challenged Bart [66/782] in combat and won! 14 days, 12:23:02 is removed from Doody's clock.
[10/27/18 08:34:03] Anky [707/1307] has challenged Bart [731/782] in combat and lost! 17 days, 07:07:03 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/27/18 11:34:21] Bart [469/782] has challenged Anky [946/1307] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:20:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/27/18 12:17:44] Doody, Wordy, and Bot [527/2959] have team battled Bart, Shmegma, and Anky [1608/3194] and lost! 11 days, 13:45:40 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/18 12:34:28] Bot [39/1176] has challenged Bart [781/782] in combat and lost! 26 days, 14:02:21 is added to Bot's clock.
[10/27/18 14:34:41] Bot [719/1176] has challenged Bart [388/782] in combat and won! 53 days, 15:16:42 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/27/18 20:35:16] Bart [129/782] has challenged Wordy [720/969] in combat and lost! 7 days, 06:03:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/27/18 21:09:23] Bot, Anky, and Bart [1257/3265] have team battled Wordy, Doody, and Shmegma [1920/2888] and lost! 11 days, 19:21:32 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/18 01:27:31] Bart caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:35:06 towards level 83.
[10/28/18 03:35:59] Bart [400/782] has challenged Wordy [378/969] in combat and won! 15 days, 21:01:53 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/28/18 05:36:11] Bart [201/782] has challenged Anky [1210/1307] in combat and lost! 7 days, 03:09:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/28/18 07:29:14] Shmegma [244/1105] has cum upon Bart [507/782] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:45:59 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/28/18 07:30:02] Shmegma [163/1105] has cum upon Bart [225/782] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:25:09 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[10/28/18 08:40:00] Bart grew a third nipple! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:33:05 towards level 83.
[10/28/18 12:36:55] Bart [684/782] has challenged Anky [742/1307] in combat and lost! 7 days, 16:00:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/28/18 13:37:01] Bart [296/782] has challenged Bot [356/1176] in combat and lost! 8 days, 05:21:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/28/18 17:37:25] Bot [855/1177] has challenged Bart [325/782] in combat and won! 21 days, 23:29:02 is removed from Bot's clock.
[10/28/18 20:37:43] Shmegma [523/1105] has challenged Bart [162/782] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:34:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/28/18 21:37:49] Doody [522/813] has challenged Bart [620/782] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:58:20 is added to Doody's clock.
[10/29/18 04:38:33] Bart [449/782] has challenged Bot [243/1177] in combat and won! 16 days, 14:00:22 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/29/18 05:38:38] Bart [399/782] has challenged Bot [37/1177] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:15:15 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/29/18 09:39:04] Anky [651/1307] has challenged Bart [435/782] in combat and won! 11 days, 17:38:19 is removed from Anky's clock.
[10/29/18 13:39:28] Shmegma [519/1105] has challenged Bart [476/782] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:20:11 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/29/18 15:39:41] Wordy [321/969] has challenged Bart [206/782] in combat and won! 59 days, 08:57:29 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/30/18 05:41:08] Bart [499/782] has challenged Anky [185/1307] in combat and won! 11 days, 06:05:55 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/30/18 09:41:32] Bart [411/782] has challenged Doody [130/813] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:14:31 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/30/18 18:42:29] Wordy [492/969] has challenged Bart [337/782] in combat and won! 14 days, 23:18:30 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[10/30/18 23:42:58] Anky [499/1307] has challenged Bart [652/782] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:20:45 is added to Anky's clock.
[10/31/18 00:58:04] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/31/18 02:43:18] Bart [241/782] has challenged Anky [188/1307] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:52:54 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/31/18 06:43:43] Bart [491/782] has challenged Doody [593/813] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:04:21 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/31/18 09:44:01] Bart [5/782] has challenged Doody [370/813] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:16:50 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/31/18 10:44:07] Shmegma [621/1105] has challenged Bart [240/782] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:51:19 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[10/31/18 11:44:14] Bart [719/782] has challenged Doody [303/813] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:22:31 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/31/18 13:44:27] Bart [616/782] has challenged Shmegma [578/1105] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:58:28 is removed from Bart's clock.
[10/31/18 20:45:11] Bart [715/782] has challenged Wordy [839/969] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:48:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/31/18 21:18:08] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Anky have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/31/18 21:45:16] Bart [483/782] has challenged Shmegma [921/1105] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:08:47 is added to Bart's clock.
[10/31/18 22:45:22] Bot [551/1177] has challenged Bart [194/782] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:23:30 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/01/18 02:45:46] Wordy [605/969] has challenged Bart [573/782] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:13:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/01/18 08:46:23] Doody [56/1081] has challenged Bart [773/782] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:03:27 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/01/18 09:46:29] Bart [625/782] has challenged Doody [58/1081] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:26:36 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/01/18 11:46:40] Bot [821/1177] has challenged Bart [776/782] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:56:24 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/01/18 12:46:47] Doody [1016/1081] has challenged Bart [50/782] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:28:42 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/01/18 13:46:52] Anky [446/1013] has challenged Bart [4/782] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:15:29 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/01/18 14:36:57] Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma [612/3087] have team battled Bart, Bot, and Doody [879/3040] and lost! 0 days, 10:15:38 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/18 16:47:09] Bot [421/1177] has challenged Bart [444/782] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:41:03 is added to Bot's clock.
[11/01/18 16:47:30] Anky, Wordy, and Bart [1976/2764] have team battled Shmegma, Bot, and Doody [2276/3363] and lost! 1 day, 06:49:12 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/18 19:47:28] Bart [656/782] has challenged Bot [239/1177] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:28:49 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/01/18 20:47:34] Wordy [402/969] has challenged Bart [171/782] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:20:14 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/02/18 03:48:17] Bart [206/782] has challenged Anky [707/1013] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:15:50 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/02/18 09:48:54] Bart [466/782] has challenged dick [10/1178] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:20:10 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/02/18 11:49:07] Bart [162/782] has challenged Bot [197/1177] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:35:16 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/02/18 13:58:01] Doody, Anky, and Bart [191/2876] have team battled Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot [915/3251] and lost! 0 days, 11:11:45 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/18 17:37:03] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/02/18 17:39:09] Wordy [463/969] has cum upon Bart [321/782] and taken them in the face! 2 days, 17:57:13 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/02/18 19:49:57] Bart [601/782] has challenged dick [734/1178] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:42:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/02/18 20:50:03] Wordy [261/969] has challenged Bart [123/782] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:53:36 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/02/18 22:50:16] Wordy [856/969] has challenged Bart [415/782] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:18:50 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/03/18 01:50:35] Bart [431/782] has challenged Doody [284/1081] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:09:31 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/03/18 02:50:42] Bart [352/782] has challenged Wordy [810/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:51:30 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/03/18 12:51:42] Anky [293/1013] has challenged Bart [556/782] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:20:22 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/03/18 13:51:48] Bart [711/782] has challenged Doody [523/1027] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:01:41 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/03/18 15:52:00] Doody [42/1027] has challenged Bart [135/782] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:18:11 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/03/18 17:02:28] Bart, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/04/18 13:54:21] Wordy [7/1017] has challenged Bart [543/782] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:43:42 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/04/18 14:54:27] Bart [685/782] has challenged Bot [756/1177] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:01:50 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/04/18 16:54:40] Bart [338/782] has challenged dick [709/1178] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:37:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/05/18 01:55:34] Bot [23/1177] has challenged Bart [195/782] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:38:41 is added to Bot's clock.
[11/05/18 09:56:21] Bart [718/782] has challenged Shmegma [1109/1136] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:08:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/05/18 14:56:50] Bart [372/782] has challenged Anky [0/1013] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:22:59 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/05/18 15:56:57] Bot [785/1177] has challenged Bart [262/782] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:16:13 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/05/18 16:57:03] Shmegma [743/1136] has challenged Bart [346/782] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:50:29 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/05/18 19:41:04] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/05/18 21:21:39] Bart was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:32:47 towards level 83.
[11/05/18 22:57:40] Bart [20/782] has challenged Shmegma [618/1136] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:38:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/06/18 01:57:59] Shmegma [751/1136] has challenged Bart [137/782] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:21:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/06/18 02:58:06] Bart [355/782] has challenged dick [675/1178] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:11:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/06/18 04:07:25] Anky, Bart, and Bot [591/2972] have team battled Shmegma, Doody, and Wordy [2939/3186] and lost! 1 day, 04:47:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/18 04:58:19] Bart [478/782] has challenged Shmegma [191/1136] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:15:57 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/06/18 05:58:25] Bot [1033/1177] has challenged Bart [212/782] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:27:37 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/06/18 08:58:43] Doody [240/1033] has challenged Bart [83/782] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:22:29 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/06/18 14:59:20] Wordy [124/1017] has challenged Bart [545/782] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:20:20 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/07/18 01:00:19] Wordy [436/1017] has challenged Bart [704/782] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:50:39 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/07/18 02:00:25] Bart [340/782] has challenged Anky [463/1013] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:26:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/07/18 04:00:38] Bart [149/782] has challenged Anky [11/1013] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:30:08 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/07/18 06:00:49] Anky [496/1013] has challenged Bart [189/782] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:47:43 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/07/18 07:00:56] Bot [180/1186] has challenged Bart [150/782] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:14:28 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/07/18 15:01:43] Bart [660/782] has challenged Wordy [951/1017] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:08:19 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/07/18 17:01:57] Wordy [290/1017] has challenged Bart [520/782] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:21:15 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/07/18 18:02:03] Bart [264/782] has challenged dick [1048/1187] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:46:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/08/18 00:02:40] Doody [127/1033] has challenged Bart [59/782] in combat and won! 12 days, 17:40:39 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/08/18 01:02:46] Bart [313/782] has challenged Wordy [686/1017] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:34:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/08/18 02:02:52] Bart [621/782] has challenged Shmegma [846/1136] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:45:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/08/18 07:48:12] Shmegma [301/1136] has cum upon Bart [404/782] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 22:40:46 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/08/18 07:49:27] Shmegma [877/1136] has cum upon Bart [256/782] and taken them in the face! 24 days, 02:34:01 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/08/18 11:40:40] Bart had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:45:29 towards level 83.
[11/08/18 12:03:57] Wordy [902/1017] has challenged Bart [589/782] in combat and won! 40 days, 06:59:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/08/18 13:03:51] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/18 19:04:40] Bart [35/782] has challenged Doody [673/1033] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:38:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/08/18 19:56:42] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/18 21:04:52] Bart [302/782] has challenged Wordy [605/1017] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:56:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/09/18 03:05:28] Anky [252/1013] has challenged Bart [212/782] in combat and won! 15 days, 16:16:22 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/09/18 08:05:59] Bart [697/782] has challenged Doody [803/1024] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:17:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/09/18 09:06:05] Bart [274/782] has challenged Doody [388/1024] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:15:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/09/18 10:06:12] Bart [125/782] has challenged Anky [922/1013] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:21:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/09/18 12:13:23] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/09/18 13:06:31] Bart [264/782] has challenged Anky [656/1013] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:44:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/09/18 17:06:53] Bart [264/782] has challenged Bot [1054/1186] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:05:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/09/18 20:07:11] Shmegma [1070/1146] has challenged Bart [586/782] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:24:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/09/18 21:07:17] Bart [132/782] has challenged Anky [162/1013] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:58:19 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/10/18 03:07:53] Bart [779/782] has challenged Shmegma [983/1146] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:43:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/10/18 05:08:05] Bart [363/782] has challenged Doody [930/1024] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:29:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/10/18 06:08:11] Bot [320/1186] has challenged Bart [391/782] in combat and lost! 13 days, 01:39:49 is added to Bot's clock.
[11/10/18 08:08:24] Bart [486/782] has challenged Anky [759/1013] in combat and lost! 8 days, 11:35:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/10/18 09:08:30] Bart [732/782] has challenged dick [154/1187] in combat and won! 12 days, 23:59:01 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/10/18 11:48:57] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/10/18 12:43:41] Bart, Bot, and Doody [988/2992] have team battled Shmegma, Anky, and Wordy [2766/3176] and lost! 1 day, 06:02:31 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/18 17:09:20] Anky [761/1013] has challenged Bart [338/782] in combat and won! 9 days, 14:01:04 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/11/18 00:10:04] Doody [939/1024] has challenged Bart [242/782] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:39:26 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/11/18 02:10:17] Bart [514/782] has challenged Doody [119/1024] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:55:08 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/11/18 04:10:29] Bart [763/782] has challenged Anky [425/1013] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:27:06 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/11/18 06:10:40] Bart [564/782] has challenged Bot [17/1186] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:41:10 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/11/18 07:10:46] Bart [35/782] has challenged Anky [59/1013] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:29:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/11/18 12:05:59] Bart was rejuvenated by a coffee enema! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:05:26 towards level 83.
[11/11/18 13:11:23] Shmegma [965/1146] has challenged Bart [153/782] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:15:08 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/11/18 14:27:49] Bart, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/11/18 17:11:50] Bart [407/782] has challenged Anky [45/1013] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:49:45 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/11/18 19:12:57] Bart lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:18:56 from level 83.
[11/11/18 20:12:09] Bart [296/782] has challenged Wordy [901/1017] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:47:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/12/18 04:13:00] Bart [586/782] has challenged Shmegma [611/1146] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:40:29 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/12/18 12:30:14] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/12/18 15:14:07] Bart [418/782] has challenged Bot [371/1186] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:45:09 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/12/18 18:14:25] Anky [511/1013] has challenged Bart [207/782] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:21:52 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/12/18 23:14:57] Bart [134/782] has challenged dick [922/1187] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:46:55 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/13/18 10:16:03] Shmegma [668/1134] has challenged Bart [285/782] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:41:09 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/13/18 11:07:03] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Anky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/13/18 13:16:21] Bart [110/782] has challenged Wordy [188/1017] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:31:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/13/18 16:16:39] Bart [705/782] has challenged Wordy [690/1017] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:51:14 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/13/18 18:16:51] Wordy [396/1017] has challenged Bart [373/782] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:47:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/13/18 20:17:03] Bart [467/782] has challenged Doody [850/1024] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:30:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/14/18 09:18:22] Doody [988/1024] has challenged Bart [441/782] in combat and won! 18 days, 04:20:30 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/14/18 11:18:35] Wordy [288/1017] has challenged Bart [744/782] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:36:19 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/14/18 14:18:51] Wordy [208/1017] has challenged Bart [42/782] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:24:10 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/14/18 15:18:58] Bart [744/782] has challenged Doody [832/1024] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:34:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/14/18 17:19:09] Bart [561/782] has challenged Wordy [901/1017] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:34:41 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/14/18 21:19:35] Anky [42/1013] has challenged Bart [475/782] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:37:45 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/14/18 22:19:41] Bart [532/782] has challenged Bot [67/1186] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:36:27 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/14/18 23:19:47] Bart [252/782] has challenged Bot [103/1186] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:20:57 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/15/18 01:19:58] Bart [298/782] has challenged Shmegma [739/1155] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:48:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/15/18 07:57:26] Bart [464/782] has challenged Doody [906/1024] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:56:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/15/18 10:57:46] Bart [223/782] has challenged Doody [132/1024] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:10:15 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/15/18 11:57:52] Wordy [428/1017] has challenged Bart [461/782] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:46:27 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/15/18 12:57:58] Bart [276/782] has challenged Anky [19/1013] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:54:19 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/15/18 13:21:33] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 1 day, 02:01:45 toward level 83.
[11/15/18 15:40:51] Bart was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:59:47 towards level 83.
[11/15/18 20:58:48] Shmegma [339/1155] has challenged Bart [25/782] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:43:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/16/18 00:59:13] Anky [200/1013] has challenged Bart [499/782] in combat and lost! 29 days, 08:58:21 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/16/18 02:29:19] Bart bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:48:03 towards level 83.
[11/16/18 04:59:38] Bart [460/782] has challenged Wordy [866/1017] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:18:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/16/18 07:12:59] Bart got pimpslapped by Wordy. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:56:29 from level 83.
[11/16/18 07:59:58] Bart [407/782] has challenged Shmegma [955/1155] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:10:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/16/18 09:00:05] Doody [632/1024] has challenged Bart [722/782] in combat and lost! 13 days, 03:15:28 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/16/18 10:00:12] Wordy [436/1017] has challenged Bart [524/782] in combat and lost! 16 days, 03:50:04 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/16/18 16:00:50] Shmegma [1052/1155] has challenged Bart [509/782] in combat and won! 19 days, 20:32:20 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/16/18 17:00:57] Bot [928/1186] has challenged Bart [464/782] in combat and won! 19 days, 21:09:51 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/16/18 19:01:08] Bart [649/782] has challenged Doody [787/1030] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:49:35 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/16/18 23:01:34] Bart [342/782] has challenged Bot [184/1186] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:44:45 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/17/18 01:01:46] Bot [883/1186] has challenged Bart [665/782] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:45:13 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/17/18 04:33:00] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/17/18 06:41:25] Bot [905/1186] has cum upon Bart [703/782] and taken them in the face! 4 days, 08:38:52 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/17/18 14:03:08] Bart [609/782] has challenged Bot [701/1186] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:42:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/17/18 14:39:42] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/18 23:47:26] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/18/18 07:04:57] Anky [348/1013] has challenged Bart [243/782] in combat and won! 27 days, 13:32:19 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/18/18 11:05:23] Bot [656/1186] has challenged Bart [41/782] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:10:58 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/18/18 16:05:55] Shmegma [619/1155] has challenged Bart [586/782] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:26:44 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/18/18 18:06:08] Doody [568/1038] has challenged Bart [232/782] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:05:11 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/19/18 01:06:53] Bart [686/782] has challenged Shmegma [833/1155] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:50:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/19/18 07:07:31] Anky [651/1013] has challenged Bart [97/782] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:39:23 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/19/18 14:08:15] Bart [576/782] has challenged Anky [427/1013] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:19:21 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/19/18 16:38:01] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/19/18 16:38:04] Bot [555/1186] has cum upon Bart [526/782] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 17:22:04 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/19/18 16:38:04] Bot has dealt Bart a shocker! 0 days, 05:32:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/19/18 16:51:32] Bart [39/782] has cum upon Doody [517/1038] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:42:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/19/18 17:08:34] Shmegma [1082/1155] has challenged Bart [559/782] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:05:35 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/19/18 17:15:35] Bart [356/782] has cum upon Doody [335/1038] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 17:18:44 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/19/18 18:08:40] Wordy [871/1017] has challenged Bart [595/782] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:19:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/19/18 20:08:54] Bart [481/782] has challenged Wordy [536/1017] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:42:35 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/19/18 23:09:14] Anky [208/1013] has challenged Bart [708/782] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:43:08 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/20/18 02:09:33] Anky [923/1013] has challenged Bart [69/782] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:36:03 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/20/18 07:10:05] Anky [207/1013] has challenged Bart [52/782] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:48:42 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/20/18 08:10:12] Bart [459/782] has challenged Anky [1006/1013] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:36:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/20/18 09:10:18] Bart [336/782] has challenged Shmegma [893/1155] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:27:29 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/20/18 12:10:37] Bot [862/1186] has challenged Bart [275/782] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:17:34 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/20/18 15:10:56] Bart [414/782] has challenged Doody [856/1038] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:38:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/20/18 18:05:56] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/20/18 18:06:14] Shmegma [286/1155] has cum upon Bart [337/782] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:51:10 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/20/18 21:11:33] Bart [202/782] has challenged Doody [486/1038] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:47:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/21/18 07:12:35] Bart [568/782] has challenged dick [687/1187] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:41:47 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/21/18 08:12:41] Bart [640/782] has challenged Shmegma [549/1155] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:02:17 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/21/18 09:12:47] Doody [822/1038] has challenged Bart [401/782] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:14:26 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/21/18 16:13:34] Bart [533/782] has challenged Wordy [420/1017] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:09:05 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/21/18 17:13:41] Wordy [749/1017] has challenged Bart [755/782] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:31:51 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/21/18 18:13:47] Bart [664/782] has challenged dick [497/1187] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:29:24 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/22/18 00:14:26] Bart [379/782] has challenged Doody [805/1038] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:28:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/22/18 08:15:17] Bart [406/782] has challenged Bot [449/1186] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:03:41 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/22/18 12:15:45] Bart [645/782] has challenged Bot [1122/1186] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:43:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/22/18 14:15:58] Bart [268/782] has challenged dick [445/1187] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:37:04 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/22/18 22:46:22] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Anky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/23/18 00:17:02] Anky [643/988] has challenged Bart [510/782] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:51:43 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/23/18 01:09:56] Bart found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:26:20 towards level 83.
[11/23/18 05:55:54] Doody [449/1038] has challenged Bart [20/782] in combat and won! 16 days, 20:04:24 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/23/18 17:18:55] Bart [356/782] has challenged Anky [165/988] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:17:19 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/23/18 21:19:21] Shmegma [428/1179] has challenged Bart [733/782] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:11 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/23/18 23:19:34] Wordy [119/1017] has challenged Bart [165/782] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:38:05 is added to Wordy's clock.
[11/24/18 00:19:41] Anky [986/988] has challenged Bart [24/782] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:25:30 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/24/18 05:20:13] Bart [633/782] has challenged Anky [225/988] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:06:17 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/24/18 07:20:26] Shmegma [280/1179] has challenged Bart [758/782] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:38 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[11/24/18 09:20:39] Doody [337/1038] has challenged Bart [302/782] in combat and won! 10 days, 21:33:02 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/24/18 10:20:46] Bart [372/782] has challenged Bot [1120/1186] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:20:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/24/18 14:21:13] Doody [760/1038] has challenged Bart [292/782] in combat and won! 9 days, 19:20:08 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/24/18 14:21:13] Doody has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:56:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/24/18 15:21:20] Bart [445/782] has challenged dick [346/1187] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:31:10 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/24/18 15:24:51] Wordy, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/24/18 19:21:46] Bart [69/782] has challenged Bot [1126/1186] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:26:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/24/18 22:22:06] Shmegma [624/1179] has challenged Bart [112/782] in combat and won! 25 days, 10:51:21 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/25/18 01:22:25] Doody [833/1038] has challenged Bart [630/782] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:46:17 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/26/18 03:25:13] Bot [777/1186] has challenged Bart [148/782] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:38:38 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/26/18 07:25:39] Bart [732/782] has challenged Anky [52/988] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:46:35 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/26/18 08:25:46] Bart [691/782] has challenged dick [303/1187] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:55:50 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/26/18 15:26:32] Doody [591/1038] has challenged Bart [201/782] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:48:16 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/26/18 20:27:06] Wordy [723/1017] has challenged Bart [273/782] in combat and won! 9 days, 04:15:02 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/26/18 20:49:00] Bart fell, chipping the stone in her amulet! Bart's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/26/18 23:27:25] Shmegma [823/1179] has challenged Bart [586/766] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:46:47 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/27/18 04:27:58] Bart [413/766] has challenged Bot [522/1186] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/27/18 06:28:10] Bart [475/766] has challenged Bot [632/1186] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:03:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/27/18 07:28:16] Shmegma [1081/1179] has challenged Bart [445/766] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:08:59 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/27/18 12:28:48] Bart [211/766] has challenged Wordy [71/1017] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:29:14 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/27/18 14:29:00] Doody [333/1038] has challenged Bart [616/766] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:37:18 is added to Doody's clock.
[11/27/18 15:50:43] Bart [521/766] has cum upon Wordy [802/1017] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:29:21 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/27/18 20:29:40] Doody [979/1038] has challenged Bart [262/766] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:07:27 is removed from Doody's clock.
[11/27/18 22:29:52] Anky [894/988] has challenged Bart [633/766] in combat and won! 14 days, 13:10:08 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/27/18 22:29:52] In the lemon party, Bart dropped her level 57 helm! Anky picks it up, tossing her old level 47 helm to Bart.
[11/28/18 01:30:11] Shmegma [914/1179] has challenged Bart [364/755] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:01:33 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/28/18 04:30:30] Shmegma [578/1179] has challenged Bart [411/755] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:32:28 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/28/18 06:32:12] Bart spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on her tunic! Bart's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/28/18 11:31:17] Bart [210/752] has challenged Doody [611/1038] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:08:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/28/18 13:53:23] Shmegma [1058/1179] has challenged Bart [339/752] in combat and won! 18 days, 00:52:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[11/28/18 15:31:42] Anky [604/999] has challenged Bart [667/752] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:15:52 is added to Anky's clock.
[11/29/18 02:32:52] Wordy [246/1017] has challenged Bart [34/752] in combat and won! 29 days, 14:18:45 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[11/29/18 03:32:59] Bart [167/752] has challenged dick [795/1187] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:17:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/29/18 05:33:13] Anky [894/999] has challenged Bart [713/752] in combat and won! 63 days, 01:27:43 is removed from Anky's clock.
[11/29/18 08:33:31] Bart [319/752] has challenged Bot [289/1186] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:00:18 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/29/18 14:34:10] Bart [665/752] has challenged Doody [263/1038] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:31:26 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/29/18 15:53:58] Bart was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:02:44 towards level 83.
[11/29/18 18:34:36] Bot [803/1186] has challenged Bart [285/752] in combat and won! 18 days, 12:41:03 is removed from Bot's clock.
[11/30/18 03:35:34] Bart [294/752] has challenged Shmegma [817/1179] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:36:35 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/30/18 07:36:00] Bart [354/752] has challenged Doody [121/1038] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:42:09 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/30/18 10:36:20] Bart [693/752] has challenged Anky [666/999] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:58:09 is removed from Bart's clock.
[11/30/18 11:36:26] Bot [86/1186] has challenged Bart [117/752] in combat and lost! 23 days, 23:24:22 is added to Bot's clock.
[11/30/18 13:13:54] Bart was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:00:30 towards level 83.
[11/30/18 13:36:39] Bart [94/752] has challenged Doody [626/1038] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:50:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[11/30/18 20:37:22] Bart [424/752] has challenged Wordy [260/1017] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:34:25 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/01/18 02:38:02] Doody [856/1038] has challenged Bart [164/752] in combat and won! 14 days, 01:41:52 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/01/18 04:36:03] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/01/18 04:36:24] Bart [501/752] has cum upon Wordy [551/1017] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:36:30 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/01/18 05:38:22] Bart [462/752] has challenged Wordy [715/1017] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:53:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/01/18 06:47:51] Bart discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:33:14 towards level 83.
[12/01/18 09:38:47] Doody [311/1038] has challenged Bart [18/752] in combat and won! 12 days, 07:43:53 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/01/18 14:39:19] Doody [882/1038] has challenged Bart [342/752] in combat and won! 11 days, 07:02:28 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/01/18 16:39:32] Bart [16/752] has challenged Wordy [628/1017] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:19:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/01/18 21:14:08] Anky, Shmegma, and Bot [7/3364] have team battled Doody, Wordy, and Bart [2026/2807] and lost! 8 days, 22:58:37 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/18 23:40:17] Bart [621/752] has challenged Doody [741/1038] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:36:29 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/02/18 02:40:37] Wordy [799/1017] has challenged Bart [489/752] in combat and won! 20 days, 22:26:41 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/02/18 09:41:23] Shmegma [676/1179] has challenged Bart [246/752] in combat and won! 36 days, 05:20:06 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/02/18 10:41:30] Bart [509/752] has challenged dick [1070/1147] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:27:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/02/18 13:41:49] Bart [424/752] has challenged Shmegma [882/1179] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:33:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/02/18 18:42:21] Bart [25/752] has challenged Anky [653/1043] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:47:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/02/18 19:42:27] Bot [224/1146] has challenged Bart [534/752] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:38:09 is added to Bot's clock.
[12/02/18 21:42:40] Wordy [545/1017] has challenged Bart [669/752] in combat and lost! 9 days, 02:58:55 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/02/18 23:42:53] Bart [361/752] has challenged Anky [540/1043] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:00:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/03/18 02:43:13] Shmegma [989/1179] has challenged Bart [363/752] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:48:02 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/03/18 03:43:20] Bart [187/752] has challenged Anky [315/1043] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:36:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/03/18 05:43:34] Bart [493/752] has challenged Bot [580/1146] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:56:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/03/18 05:58:53] Bart fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:47:48 from level 83.
[12/03/18 06:43:39] Bart [693/752] has challenged Anky [958/1043] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:24:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/03/18 11:44:10] Bart [421/752] has challenged Wordy [796/1017] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:05:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/03/18 12:44:17] Bart [107/752] has challenged Bot [1027/1163] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:58:35 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/03/18 13:09:16] Bart walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:20:20 from level 83.
[12/03/18 17:44:50] Bart [145/752] has challenged Bot [377/1163] in combat and lost! 7 days, 16:16:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/03/18 19:45:04] Wordy [762/1017] has challenged Bart [308/752] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:57:22 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/03/18 20:45:11] Bart [552/752] has challenged Wordy [49/1017] in combat and won! 15 days, 06:32:04 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/03/18 21:38:50] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/03/18 21:40:20] Anky [390/1043] has cum upon Bart [177/752] and taken them in the face! 24 days, 09:46:06 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/04/18 01:45:42] Bart [191/752] has challenged Wordy [368/1017] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:52:03 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/04/18 02:45:48] Bart [515/752] has challenged dick [773/1164] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:32:56 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/04/18 03:45:54] Bart [405/752] has challenged Bot [504/1163] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:57:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/04/18 04:46:00] Bart [492/752] has challenged Shmegma [424/1179] in combat and won! 11 days, 04:19:05 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/04/18 09:46:32] Shmegma [393/1179] has challenged Bart [724/752] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:07:15 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/04/18 11:46:46] Bart [744/752] has challenged Shmegma [52/1179] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:14:19 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/04/18 16:47:16] Anky [598/1043] has challenged Bart [291/752] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:40:56 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/04/18 18:47:28] Wordy [941/1017] has challenged Bart [484/752] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:00:17 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/04/18 18:47:28] Wordy has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 2 days, 21:40:30 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/04/18 19:33:21] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/18 19:42:28] Shmegma [1157/1179] has cum upon Bart [279/752] and taken them in the face! 4 days, 09:23:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/04/18 21:47:48] Bart [671/752] has challenged Anky [1001/1043] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:22:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/05/18 04:48:33] Anky [672/1043] has challenged Bart [487/752] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:52:13 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/05/18 17:49:56] Bart [743/752] has challenged Anky [678/1043] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:47:49 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/05/18 18:50:03] Shmegma [1149/1179] has challenged Bart [311/752] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:47:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/05/18 22:50:25] Bart [284/752] has challenged Shmegma [445/1179] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:37:35 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/05/18 23:50:32] Bart [84/752] has challenged Bot [777/1163] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:53:36 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/06/18 00:50:37] Anky [658/1043] has challenged Bart [646/752] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:59:35 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/06/18 03:50:57] Doody [696/1021] has challenged Bart [463/752] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:05:37 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/06/18 09:51:35] Bot [914/1163] has challenged Bart [750/752] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:36:11 is removed from Bot's clock.
[12/06/18 11:51:49] Doody [403/1021] has challenged Bart [630/752] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:14:06 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/06/18 19:52:39] Doody [192/1021] has challenged Bart [258/752] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:26:39 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/06/18 20:01:25] Bot [518/1163] has challenged Bart [748/752] in combat and lost! 10 days, 19:12:01 is added to Bot's clock.
[12/06/18 20:52:45] Shmegma [586/1179] has challenged Bart [302/752] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:56:11 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/07/18 00:53:11] Bart [708/752] has challenged Bot [129/1163] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:42:34 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/07/18 00:54:56] Bot [733/1163] has cum upon Bart [57/752] and taken them in the face! 19 days, 02:13:40 is removed from Bot's clock.
[12/07/18 03:53:29] Anky [1004/1043] has challenged Bart [373/752] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:47:25 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/07/18 09:54:08] Bart [633/752] has challenged dick [866/1164] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:24:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/07/18 14:54:40] Bot [724/1163] has challenged Bart [498/752] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:29:09 is removed from Bot's clock.
[12/07/18 15:54:47] Bart [351/752] has challenged dick [802/1164] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:20:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/07/18 16:54:53] Doody [929/1021] has challenged Bart [355/752] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:37:52 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/07/18 17:40:10] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/07/18 23:55:37] Shmegma [481/1179] has challenged Bart [384/752] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:21:45 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/08/18 02:55:56] Anky [189/1043] has challenged Bart [5/752] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:13:08 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/08/18 09:56:41] Bart [548/752] has challenged dick [940/1153] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:57:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/08/18 14:57:13] Anky [758/1043] has challenged Bart [738/752] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:03 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/08/18 15:57:19] Doody [829/1021] has challenged Bart [745/752] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:15:46 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/08/18 16:57:25] Bart [709/752] has challenged Anky [658/1043] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:47:45 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/08/18 22:58:04] Bart [193/752] has challenged Doody [244/1021] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:12:56 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/09/18 08:59:09] Bart [555/752] has challenged Shmegma [508/1179] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:42:51 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/09/18 09:59:15] Bart [61/752] has challenged Doody [877/1021] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:07:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/09/18 12:19:51] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/09/18 13:59:39] Shmegma [349/1179] has challenged Bart [16/752] in combat and won! 15 days, 04:11:53 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/09/18 15:59:52] Shmegma [618/1179] has challenged Bart [127/752] in combat and won! 12 days, 02:57:28 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/09/18 16:59:58] Bart [356/752] has challenged Shmegma [894/1179] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:25:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/09/18 23:00:35] Bart [137/752] has challenged Anky [882/1207] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:48:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/10/18 00:00:42] Bart [751/752] has challenged Anky [599/1207] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:43:41 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/10/18 03:01:01] Anky [772/1207] has challenged Bart [105/752] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:35:16 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/10/18 08:01:33] Wordy [665/1044] has challenged Bart [647/752] in combat and won! 19 days, 21:52:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/10/18 08:45:43] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 0 days, 19:46:30 toward level 83.
[12/10/18 11:01:50] Bart [141/752] has challenged dick [22/1162] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:32:46 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/10/18 14:02:09] Bot [482/1152] has challenged Bart [300/752] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:32:26 is removed from Bot's clock.
[12/10/18 15:02:16] Shmegma [726/1118] has challenged Bart [614/752] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:44:40 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/10/18 20:02:48] Bart [358/752] has challenged Shmegma [1049/1118] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:24:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/10/18 23:03:08] Bart [164/752] has challenged Wordy [760/1044] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:35:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/11/18 01:03:20] Anky [218/1207] has challenged Bart [285/752] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:02:55 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/11/18 02:03:27] Wordy [236/1044] has challenged Bart [518/752] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:35:30 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/11/18 03:03:33] Bart [171/752] has challenged Shmegma [153/1118] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:32:10 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/11/18 05:03:46] Bart [431/752] has challenged Bot [46/1154] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:03:12 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/11/18 10:03:57] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/11/18 18:05:14] Bart [522/752] has challenged Shmegma [1090/1118] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:35:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/11/18 20:05:26] Bart [715/752] has challenged Anky [662/1331] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:58:07 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/12/18 00:05:51] Doody [161/902] has challenged Bart [188/752] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:16:02 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/12/18 06:06:28] Shmegma [891/1118] has challenged Bart [44/752] in combat and won! 26 days, 03:55:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/12/18 06:49:05] Bart was fucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:01:23 from level 83.
[12/12/18 11:07:00] Anky [34/1331] has challenged Bart [141/752] in combat and lost! 33 days, 01:12:54 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/12/18 16:07:32] Bart [220/752] has challenged Wordy [677/1044] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:56:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/12/18 18:07:46] Bart [127/752] has challenged Shmegma [701/1118] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:13:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/12/18 19:07:52] Shmegma [546/1118] has challenged Bart [323/752] in combat and won! 31 days, 03:25:46 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/12/18 20:07:58] Bart [159/752] has challenged Anky [521/1331] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:09:56 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/12/18 23:15:26] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/13/18 07:09:10] Bot [566/1154] has challenged Bart [98/752] in combat and won! 29 days, 09:09:12 is removed from Bot's clock.
[12/13/18 08:09:17] Bart [581/752] has challenged Bot [618/1154] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:16:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/13/18 08:16:36] Bart, Shmegma, and Wordy [1328/2914] have team battled Bot, Doody, and Anky [3334/3387] and lost! 2 days, 09:07:18 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/18 12:09:44] Anky [317/1331] has challenged Bart [429/752] in combat and lost! 33 days, 08:26:43 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/13/18 13:01:10] Doody, Anky, and Wordy [1512/3277] have team battled Bot, Bart, and Shmegma [434/3024] and won! 4 days, 15:48:05 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/18 14:09:56] Bart [706/752] has challenged Anky [1319/1331] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:31:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/13/18 23:10:54] Bart [391/752] has challenged Bot [700/1154] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:45:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/14/18 01:11:25] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Anky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/14/18 06:11:39] Doody [795/902] has challenged Bart [530/752] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:35:08 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/14/18 07:11:45] Doody [356/902] has challenged Bart [63/752] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:52:05 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/14/18 10:12:04] Shmegma [365/1118] has challenged Bart [414/752] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:58:44 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/14/18 13:12:24] Doody [661/902] has challenged Bart [432/752] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:05:33 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/14/18 18:12:57] Bart [481/752] has challenged Doody [232/902] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:47:35 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/14/18 19:13:04] Bart [25/752] has challenged Doody [893/902] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:40:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/14/18 21:13:16] Shmegma [168/1118] has challenged Bart [418/752] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:33:51 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/15/18 00:13:35] Bart [671/752] has challenged dick [846/1211] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:10:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/15/18 00:57:37] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/15/18 02:13:48] Bart [22/752] has challenged Anky [812/1331] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:06:32 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/15/18 03:13:55] Bart [551/752] has challenged Anky [645/1331] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:46:30 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/15/18 07:14:20] Bart [25/752] has challenged Bot [584/1154] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:41:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/15/18 10:14:38] Bart [203/752] has challenged Shmegma [650/1118] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:19:36 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/15/18 16:15:18] Wordy [639/1044] has challenged Bart [548/752] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:23:28 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/15/18 18:26:46] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 10 days, 10:26:54 toward level 83.
[12/15/18 23:16:05] Bart [188/752] has challenged Shmegma [1111/1118] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:38:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/16/18 00:16:11] Bart [360/752] has challenged dick [361/1256] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:00:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/16/18 01:16:19] Doody [787/902] has challenged Bart [122/752] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:07:10 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/16/18 03:16:32] Bot [717/1154] has challenged Bart [244/752] in combat and won! 10 days, 21:53:24 is removed from Bot's clock.
[12/16/18 07:16:59] Bart [682/752] has challenged Bot [733/1154] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:07:03 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/16/18 08:17:07] Doody [867/902] has challenged Bart [29/752] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:10:01 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/16/18 13:17:38] Wordy [459/1044] has challenged Bart [173/752] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:29:31 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/16/18 16:17:57] Bart [159/752] has challenged Doody [527/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:53:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/16/18 17:18:04] Bart [530/752] has challenged Wordy [708/1044] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:33:56 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/16/18 22:31:58] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/17/18 06:19:26] Wordy [923/1044] has challenged Bart [345/752] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:29:39 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/17/18 10:19:50] Bart [537/752] has challenged Anky [699/1380] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/17/18 11:19:57] Bart [199/752] has challenged Doody [182/902] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:53:20 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/17/18 12:20:03] Bart [587/752] has challenged Bot [692/1154] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:21:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/17/18 13:20:09] Bart [362/752] has challenged Anky [767/1380] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:12:19 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/17/18 14:20:15] Bart [697/752] has challenged Doody [359/902] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:34:53 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/17/18 17:20:35] Bart [399/752] has challenged Doody [214/902] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:46:35 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/17/18 21:21:01] Doody [427/902] has challenged Bart [115/752] in combat and won! 18 days, 15:37:33 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/18/18 01:21:25] Anky [1335/1380] has challenged Bart [33/752] in combat and won! 74 days, 06:14:15 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/18/18 02:21:31] Anky [1350/1380] has challenged Bart [259/752] in combat and won! 59 days, 09:35:23 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/18/18 03:21:39] Doody [342/902] has challenged Bart [213/752] in combat and won! 24 days, 00:44:02 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/18/18 12:22:37] Bart [740/752] has challenged dick [990/1256] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:02:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/18/18 17:23:09] Bart [131/752] has challenged dick [987/1256] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:56:21 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/18/18 21:23:34] Doody [347/902] has challenged Bart [93/752] in combat and won! 21 days, 17:53:53 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/19/18 00:46:04] Bot, Wordy, and Bart [2167/2950] have team battled Shmegma, Doody, and Anky [1001/3400] and won! 2 days, 07:35:24 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/18 04:24:19] Bart [124/752] has challenged Shmegma [58/1118] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:40:50 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/19/18 18:49:05] Wordy [47/1044] has challenged Bart [257/752] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:56:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/20/18 00:49:42] Bart [298/752] has challenged Doody [367/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:48:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/20/18 01:49:48] Bart [141/752] has challenged Wordy [245/1044] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:22:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/20/18 14:51:04] Bart [447/752] has challenged Shmegma [856/1118] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:22:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/20/18 17:51:22] Bart [624/752] has challenged Shmegma [511/1118] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:50:44 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/20/18 19:51:33] Bart [598/752] has challenged dick [401/1261] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:54:24 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/20/18 20:51:39] Wordy [528/1044] has challenged Bart [384/752] in combat and won! 26 days, 00:20:03 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/20/18 22:51:52] Bart [414/752] has challenged Bot [1024/1154] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:41:36 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/21/18 05:55:20] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/21/18 07:52:46] Bart [578/752] has challenged Wordy [268/1044] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:58:17 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/21/18 07:52:46] In the lemon party, Wordy dropped her level 82 tunic! Bart picks it up, tossing her old level 24 tunic to Wordy.
[12/21/18 09:52:58] Bart [394/816] has challenged Doody [11/902] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:12:54 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/21/18 14:53:26] Bart [23/816] has challenged Bot [709/1154] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:25:50 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/21/18 16:42:58] Wordy, Bart, and Doody [726/2710] have team battled Shmegma, Bot, and Anky [593/3658] and won! 1 day, 00:49:43 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/18 16:53:38] Bart [789/816] has challenged Doody [350/902] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:48:05 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/21/18 20:54:02] Bart [192/816] has challenged Wordy [881/992] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/21/18 20:56:08] Bot [1109/1154] has cum upon Bart [556/816] and taken them in the face! 28 days, 08:44:46 is removed from Bot's clock.
[12/22/18 00:54:26] Bart [68/816] has challenged Bot [570/1154] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:52:32 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/22/18 01:54:32] Anky [462/1386] has challenged Bart [59/816] in combat and won! 27 days, 09:53:52 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/22/18 08:55:13] Bot [485/1154] has challenged Bart [184/816] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:22:39 is removed from Bot's clock.
[12/22/18 09:55:18] Wordy [145/992] has challenged Bart [651/816] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:34:56 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/22/18 10:55:24] Bart [747/816] has challenged Anky [1374/1386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:09:16 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/22/18 13:55:43] Shmegma [529/1118] has challenged Bart [705/816] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:43:46 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/18 14:55:49] Shmegma [917/1118] has challenged Bart [102/816] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:04:19 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/22/18 15:55:56] Anky [1094/1386] has challenged Bart [22/816] in combat and won! 21 days, 19:30:49 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/22/18 19:56:17] Bart [337/816] has challenged Doody [422/902] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:03:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/22/18 23:56:40] Wordy [161/992] has challenged Bart [618/816] in combat and lost! 26 days, 04:26:09 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/23/18 07:57:27] Doody [77/902] has challenged Bart [446/816] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:20:52 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/23/18 08:57:33] Bart [464/816] has challenged Shmegma [602/1128] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:03:20 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/23/18 09:57:38] Doody [578/902] has challenged Bart [43/816] in combat and won! 9 days, 08:19:11 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/23/18 11:57:51] Bart [96/816] has challenged Bot [684/1161] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:55:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/23/18 12:57:57] Bart [134/816] has challenged Wordy [563/986] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:24:16 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/23/18 16:58:21] Doody [557/902] has challenged Bart [702/816] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:01:37 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/23/18 19:58:39] Bart [207/816] has challenged Anky [1229/1386] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:06:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/23/18 20:58:44] Anky [131/1386] has challenged Bart [620/816] in combat and lost! 37 days, 02:10:04 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/23/18 21:58:50] Wordy [362/986] has challenged Bart [781/816] in combat and lost! 35 days, 01:23:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/23/18 23:21:40] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/24/18 01:59:11] Bart [810/816] has challenged Shmegma [751/1128] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:44:50 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/24/18 03:59:20] Bart [559/816] has challenged Wordy [670/986] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:53:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/24/18 04:59:25] Anky [142/1386] has challenged Bart [794/816] in combat and lost! 22 days, 12:15:46 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/24/18 06:59:34] Doody [561/902] has challenged Bart [791/816] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:29:28 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/24/18 07:08:52] Shmegma, Bot, and Anky [1967/3675] have team battled Bart, Wordy, and Doody [1932/2704] and won! 8 days, 19:13:27 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/18 10:59:57] Doody [425/902] has challenged Bart [298/816] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:50:24 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/24/18 13:00:09] Anky [1032/1386] has challenged Bart [143/816] in combat and won! 33 days, 13:45:36 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/24/18 14:00:14] Anky [834/1386] has challenged Bart [487/816] in combat and won! 26 days, 20:24:28 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/24/18 15:00:19] Bart [808/816] has challenged Bot [582/1161] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:43:45 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/24/18 18:00:37] Bart [463/816] has challenged Bot [123/1161] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:18:39 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/24/18 18:57:47] Bart, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/24/18 19:00:44] Bart [513/816] has challenged Wordy [482/986] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:35:55 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/24/18 20:00:50] Bart [641/816] has challenged Bot [920/1161] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:20:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/25/18 00:01:14] Wordy [677/986] has challenged Bart [586/816] in combat and won! 41 days, 02:12:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/25/18 00:46:31] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/18 08:02:03] Bart [566/816] has challenged Anky [805/1386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:55:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/25/18 11:02:22] Shmegma [35/1082] has challenged Bart [766/816] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:18:51 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/25/18 12:02:27] Bart [332/816] has challenged Wordy [90/984] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:44:12 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/25/18 15:02:44] Bart [281/816] has challenged Doody [264/902] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:11:34 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/25/18 16:02:50] Bart [352/816] has challenged Doody [126/902] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:41:53 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/25/18 18:03:02] Bot [1001/1161] has challenged Bart [661/816] in combat and won! 14 days, 23:16:53 is removed from Bot's clock.
[12/25/18 19:03:07] Wordy [350/984] has challenged Bart [328/816] in combat and won! 31 days, 01:15:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/25/18 22:03:24] Bart [337/816] has challenged Doody [133/902] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:51:19 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/26/18 05:04:06] Wordy [553/984] has challenged Bart [410/816] in combat and won! 23 days, 19:23:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/26/18 11:46:20] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/26/18 14:04:58] Bart [653/816] has challenged Bot [898/1161] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:41:32 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/26/18 18:53:33] Bot, Bart, and Shmegma [2600/3059] have team battled Anky, Wordy, and Doody [1821/3274] and won! 0 days, 00:05:58 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/18 19:17:27] Bart [56/826] has challenged Doody [842/902] in combat and lost! 9 days, 15:26:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/26/18 21:05:40] Bart [24/826] has challenged dick [1154/1263] in combat and lost! 8 days, 09:00:04 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/27/18 00:29:29] Bart was diagnosed with autisms. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 08:36:33 from level 84.
[12/27/18 03:25:44] Bart discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:41:24 towards level 84.
[12/27/18 05:06:28] Bart [146/826] has challenged Shmegma [892/1082] in combat and lost! 12 days, 21:48:30 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/27/18 11:07:04] Wordy [703/984] has challenged Bart [56/826] in combat and won! 19 days, 10:04:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/27/18 11:32:48] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/27/18 13:07:15] Bart [434/826] has challenged dick [812/1263] in combat and lost! 7 days, 20:33:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/27/18 15:07:27] Bart [342/826] has challenged Bot [988/1161] in combat and lost! 12 days, 22:49:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/27/18 17:07:37] Doody [636/902] has challenged Bart [306/826] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:22:19 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/27/18 23:08:13] Bart [282/826] has challenged dick [260/1263] in combat and won! 19 days, 19:00:14 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/28/18 00:08:18] Bot [279/1161] has challenged Bart [607/826] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:13:14 is added to Bot's clock.
[12/28/18 01:08:25] Bart [324/826] has challenged dick [283/1263] in combat and won! 15 days, 19:36:09 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/28/18 01:25:35] Bart [336/826] has cum upon Doody [415/902] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 05:21:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/28/18 06:08:54] Bart [626/826] has challenged dick [399/1263] in combat and won! 14 days, 06:09:06 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/28/18 08:09:06] Bart [675/826] has challenged Wordy [409/984] in combat and won! 14 days, 19:19:00 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/28/18 10:09:18] Bart [775/826] has challenged Anky [869/1388] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:23:33 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/28/18 11:09:24] Bart [506/826] has challenged Bot [864/1161] in combat and lost! 7 days, 05:57:04 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/28/18 13:09:38] Anky [12/1388] has challenged Bart [793/826] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:39:47 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/28/18 14:09:43] Bart [149/826] has challenged Doody [66/902] in combat and won! 12 days, 18:02:33 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/28/18 15:09:51] Shmegma [887/1082] has challenged Bart [484/826] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:22 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[12/28/18 15:40:05] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/28/18 16:59:32] Shmegma, Bart, and Bot [2884/3069] have team battled Doody, Wordy, and Anky [804/3274] and won! 0 days, 00:19:46 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/18 17:10:03] Shmegma [225/1082] has challenged Bart [648/826] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[12/28/18 22:10:32] Bart [506/826] has challenged Shmegma [1066/1084] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:27:55 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/29/18 03:11:01] Bart [396/826] has challenged Doody [128/902] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:14:32 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/29/18 06:11:19] Bart [646/826] has challenged Shmegma [990/1084] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:29:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/29/18 09:11:36] Bart [716/826] has challenged Bot [812/1161] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:31:29 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/29/18 10:11:42] Bart [814/826] has challenged Doody [264/902] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:11:18 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/29/18 10:50:52] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/18 11:11:48] Bart [330/826] has challenged dick [1215/1263] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:37:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/29/18 18:12:29] Bart [170/826] has challenged Anky [25/1388] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:38:47 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/29/18 19:12:35] Bart [173/826] has challenged Bot [352/1161] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:00:43 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/29/18 20:12:41] Doody [635/902] has challenged Bart [430/826] in combat and won! 12 days, 15:03:33 is removed from Doody's clock.
[12/29/18 21:12:47] Bart [684/826] has challenged Shmegma [339/1084] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:36:20 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/30/18 00:13:04] Anky [579/1388] has challenged Bart [728/826] in combat and lost! 28 days, 21:43:42 is added to Anky's clock.
[12/30/18 01:13:09] Bart [55/826] has challenged Anky [590/1388] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:07:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/30/18 02:13:15] Bart [395/826] has challenged Shmegma [965/1084] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:55:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/30/18 10:14:03] Bart [99/826] has challenged Bot [441/1161] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:58:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/30/18 12:14:14] Bart [369/826] has challenged dick [1085/1263] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:16:55 is added to Bart's clock.
[12/30/18 21:15:07] Anky [886/1388] has challenged Bart [177/826] in combat and won! 28 days, 13:10:07 is removed from Anky's clock.
[12/31/18 05:15:56] Wordy [772/984] has challenged Bart [309/826] in combat and won! 16 days, 18:47:04 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[12/31/18 09:16:18] Bart [229/826] has challenged Doody [162/902] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:16:32 is removed from Bart's clock.
[12/31/18 11:16:29] Doody [179/902] has challenged Bart [399/826] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:06:49 is added to Doody's clock.
[12/31/18 15:16:53] Wordy [97/984] has challenged Bart [776/826] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:43:25 is added to Wordy's clock.
[12/31/18 21:17:27] Bart [183/826] has challenged dick [749/1263] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:10:38 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/01/19 11:22:06] Bart ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:49:40 from level 84.
[01/01/19 15:19:12] Bart [154/826] has challenged Anky [515/1388] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:19:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/01/19 19:19:36] Bart [672/826] has challenged Doody [174/902] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:34:05 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/01/19 20:19:42] Bart [761/826] has challenged Shmegma [456/1084] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:58:30 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/01/19 22:19:53] Bart [587/826] has challenged Anky [1333/1388] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:05:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/02/19 01:54:36] Bart bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:46:48 towards level 84.
[01/02/19 02:20:18] Wordy [303/984] has challenged Bart [203/826] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:13:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/02/19 04:20:30] Bart [797/826] has challenged Wordy [342/984] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:46:38 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/02/19 04:20:30] In the lemon party, Wordy dropped her level 347 weapon! Bart picks it up, tossing her old level 209 weapon to Wordy.
[01/02/19 05:20:36] Bart [675/977] has challenged dick [583/1263] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:17:18 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/02/19 10:34:49] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/02/19 10:36:52] Anky, Doody, and Bot [461/3451] have team battled Bart, Shmegma, and Wordy [2114/2921] and lost! 3 days, 05:15:15 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/19 10:50:44] Wordy [8/860] has cum upon Bart [528/977] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:35:33 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/02/19 10:51:02] Wordy [107/860] has cum upon Bart [330/977] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:49:37 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/02/19 12:16:56] Bot [470/1161] has cum upon Bart [287/977] and taken them in the face! 6 days, 19:55:16 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/02/19 20:22:08] Anky [1292/1388] has challenged Bart [673/977] in combat and won! 13 days, 12:04:40 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/02/19 20:32:51] Bart invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:02:17 towards level 84.
[01/02/19 21:22:14] Bart [506/977] has challenged Anky [1380/1388] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:54:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/02/19 22:22:20] Bart [694/977] has challenged Anky [924/1388] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:45:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/02/19 23:22:26] Bart [50/977] has challenged Shmegma [492/1084] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:58:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/03/19 03:22:50] Bot [1123/1161] has challenged Bart [31/977] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:07:02 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/03/19 08:23:20] Anky [1322/1388] has challenged Bart [587/977] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:06:11 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/03/19 19:24:25] Bart [158/977] has challenged Shmegma [1050/1084] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:01:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/03/19 20:24:30] Bot [418/1161] has challenged Bart [118/977] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:02:52 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/03/19 22:24:43] Shmegma [768/1084] has challenged Bart [592/977] in combat and won! 20 days, 11:28:26 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/03/19 23:20:45] Wordy, Bot, and Doody [740/2928] have team battled Anky, Bart, and Shmegma [2779/3449] and lost! 1 day, 06:43:26 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/19 03:25:13] Bart [83/977] has challenged Shmegma [2/1084] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:55:44 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/04/19 04:25:18] Wordy [768/817] has challenged Bart [593/977] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:29:44 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/04/19 08:25:41] Doody [236/950] has challenged Bart [170/977] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:03:08 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/04/19 09:25:47] Wordy [544/817] has challenged Bart [471/977] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:23:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/04/19 10:56:17] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/04/19 12:26:05] Bart [62/977] has challenged Doody [630/950] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:03:24 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/05/19 23:59:42] Wordy [637/817] has challenged Bart [126/977] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:26:44 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/06/19 02:59:59] Bart [347/977] has challenged Anky [1023/1388] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:59:30 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/06/19 04:00:05] Bart [51/977] has challenged Anky [261/1388] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:32:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/06/19 05:00:11] Bart [747/977] has challenged Anky [1101/1388] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:55:15 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/06/19 08:00:28] Wordy [564/817] has challenged Bart [276/977] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:26:44 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/06/19 09:00:34] Bart [881/977] has challenged Wordy [462/817] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:28:03 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/06/19 10:00:40] Bot [726/1161] has challenged Bart [478/977] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:32:53 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/06/19 15:01:12] Wordy [380/817] has challenged Bart [402/977] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:18:17 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/06/19 18:01:30] Bot [1083/1161] has challenged Bart [137/977] in combat and won! 14 days, 19:46:54 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/06/19 19:01:36] Bot [603/1161] has challenged Bart [611/977] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:26:01 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/06/19 20:01:42] Anky [1079/1388] has challenged Bart [568/977] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:16:54 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/06/19 21:01:48] Bart [427/977] has challenged Shmegma [663/1084] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:33:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/06/19 22:01:54] Bart [925/977] has challenged Wordy [325/817] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:14:38 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/06/19 22:05:24] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/19 02:02:16] Wordy [542/817] has challenged Bart [830/977] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:11:07 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/07/19 03:02:22] Bart [388/977] has challenged dick [672/1263] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:42:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/07/19 05:02:35] Anky [691/1388] has challenged Bart [510/977] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:24:45 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/07/19 06:30:53] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/19 07:02:46] Bart [335/977] has challenged Anky [122/1388] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:44:19 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/07/19 12:03:17] Bart [251/977] has challenged Wordy [666/817] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:02:33 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/07/19 13:03:24] Bart [930/977] has challenged Doody [345/950] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:52:29 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/07/19 15:03:35] Bart [637/977] has challenged Anky [373/1388] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:47:26 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/07/19 16:03:42] Bart [224/977] has challenged Wordy [11/817] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:47:25 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/07/19 17:03:48] Bart [701/977] has challenged dick [626/1263] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:46:21 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/07/19 17:58:20] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/19 18:03:53] Bart [754/977] has challenged Bot [652/1161] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:18:16 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/07/19 20:04:06] Bart [163/977] has challenged dick [693/1263] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:07:35 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/08/19 02:38:47] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/19 03:08:01] Bart broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:49:20 from level 84.
[01/08/19 03:45:28] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/08/19 03:47:49] Bot [749/1161] has cum upon Bart [450/977] and taken them in the face! 1 day, 08:24:16 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/08/19 06:05:06] Bart [284/977] has challenged Shmegma [1035/1084] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:56 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/08/19 07:05:13] Bart [681/977] has challenged dick [60/1263] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:01:55 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/08/19 09:05:24] Bart [81/977] has challenged Shmegma [68/1084] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:31:53 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/08/19 14:05:52] Bart [687/977] has challenged Shmegma [951/1084] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:46:55 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/08/19 15:05:58] Bart [577/977] has challenged Shmegma [670/1084] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:45:04 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/08/19 19:06:22] Bart [257/977] has challenged Anky [102/1388] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:34:12 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/08/19 20:06:28] Anky [411/1388] has challenged Bart [506/977] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:02:30 is added to Anky's clock.
[01/08/19 20:38:49] Bart [493/1013] has challenged Bot [160/1161] in combat and won! 20 days, 07:10:44 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/08/19 21:06:34] Bart [854/1013] has challenged Wordy [155/817] in combat and won! 14 days, 06:20:55 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/08/19 23:06:46] Bot [0/1161] has challenged Bart [414/1013] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:34:21 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/08/19 23:07:40] Wordy [273/817] has challenged Bart [913/1013] in combat and lost! 11 days, 15:53:02 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/09/19 01:06:58] Bart [403/1013] has challenged Shmegma [655/1084] in combat and lost! 7 days, 03:00:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/09/19 04:07:16] Bot [127/1161] has challenged Bart [519/1013] in combat and lost! 33 days, 14:15:29 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/09/19 09:07:47] Doody [898/950] has challenged Bart [83/1013] in combat and won! 13 days, 23:45:17 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/09/19 16:08:27] Bart [812/1013] has challenged dick [1090/1263] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:44:30 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/09/19 20:08:52] Bart [186/1013] has challenged Bot [47/1161] in combat and won! 17 days, 00:00:41 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/09/19 22:09:03] Doody [299/950] has challenged Bart [845/1013] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:15:43 is added to Doody's clock.
[01/10/19 01:09:21] Anky [844/1388] has challenged Bart [908/1013] in combat and lost! 18 days, 05:40:04 is added to Anky's clock.
[01/10/19 03:09:32] Doody [576/950] has challenged Bart [719/1013] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:10:21 is added to Doody's clock.
[01/10/19 06:09:51] Bart [328/1013] has challenged Wordy [343/817] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:58:07 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/10/19 07:09:56] Wordy [173/817] has challenged Bart [741/1013] in combat and lost! 52 days, 09:53:45 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/10/19 09:10:09] Bart [6/1013] has challenged Bot [422/1161] in combat and lost! 7 days, 20:06:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/10/19 11:10:20] Bart [461/1013] has challenged Shmegma [709/1084] in combat and lost! 8 days, 09:37:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/10/19 15:10:41] Shmegma [256/1084] has challenged Bart [462/1013] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:28:58 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/10/19 18:10:58] Anky [1087/1388] has challenged Bart [455/1013] in combat and won! 35 days, 14:15:12 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/10/19 20:11:09] Bart [141/1013] has challenged Bot [23/1161] in combat and won! 18 days, 08:51:34 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/10/19 23:11:28] Shmegma [639/1084] has challenged Bart [693/1013] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:20:19 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/10/19 23:25:05] Wordy, Bart, Anky, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/11/19 00:11:34] Anky [783/1388] has challenged Bart [309/1013] in combat and won! 21 days, 01:09:28 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/11/19 04:11:57] Bart [446/1013] has challenged Wordy [673/817] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:00:50 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/11/19 06:12:09] Bart [455/1013] has challenged Wordy [266/817] in combat and won! 11 days, 00:37:13 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/11/19 08:12:20] Bart [929/1013] has challenged dick [1035/1263] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:06:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/11/19 09:12:26] Bart [664/1013] has challenged Doody [942/950] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:17:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/11/19 11:12:37] Bart [547/1013] has challenged Wordy [744/817] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:34:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/11/19 15:12:56] Wordy [418/817] has challenged Bart [97/1013] in combat and won! 95 days, 12:56:10 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/11/19 18:13:15] Wordy [597/817] has challenged Bart [302/1013] in combat and won! 75 days, 10:47:18 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/11/19 23:13:37] Bart [85/1013] has challenged Wordy [754/817] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:42:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/12/19 00:17:59] Bart [985/1013] has challenged Doody [602/950] in combat and won! 11 days, 15:37:19 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/12/19 01:18:05] Bot [0/1191] has challenged Bart [8/1013] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:51:51 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/12/19 02:18:10] Wordy [410/817] has challenged Bart [14/1013] in combat and won! 44 days, 15:17:33 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/12/19 07:18:35] Bart [267/1013] has challenged Wordy [747/817] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:22:03 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/12/19 09:18:47] Bart [111/1013] has challenged Bot [1179/1191] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:58:19 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/12/19 10:18:53] Bart [709/1013] has challenged dick [1219/1263] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:32:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/12/19 13:19:10] Bart [844/1013] has challenged Doody [368/950] in combat and won! 12 days, 21:20:52 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/12/19 14:00:57] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Anky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/12/19 14:19:17] Doody [43/950] has challenged Bart [529/1013] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:52:29 is added to Doody's clock.
[01/12/19 15:19:23] Shmegma [966/1084] has challenged Bart [167/1013] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:07:27 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/12/19 16:19:29] Shmegma [994/1084] has challenged Bart [385/1013] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:35:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/12/19 17:31:24] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/19 20:11:42] Bart fell, chipping the stone in her amulet! Bart's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/12/19 21:19:57] Bart [19/998] has challenged Doody [469/950] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:55:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/13/19 01:20:22] Bot [698/1191] has challenged Bart [379/998] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:06:19 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/13/19 01:31:23] Bart hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:36:48 towards level 85.
[01/13/19 02:20:27] Bot [704/1191] has challenged Bart [882/998] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:27:11 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/13/19 04:20:39] Anky [218/1388] has challenged Bart [781/998] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:34:49 is added to Anky's clock.
[01/13/19 06:20:51] Bart [907/998] has challenged Anky [1335/1388] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:01:29 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/13/19 13:21:33] Bot [716/1191] has challenged Bart [603/998] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:59:27 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/13/19 14:13:17] Doody, Wordy, Bart, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/13/19 15:21:46] Bart [860/998] has challenged Anky [505/1388] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:40:23 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/13/19 20:22:16] Bart [734/998] has challenged Wordy [19/817] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:53:33 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/13/19 21:22:22] Bart [977/998] has challenged Anky [168/1388] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:10:04 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/14/19 03:22:59] Bart [285/998] has challenged Bot [817/1191] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:17:19 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/14/19 04:26:01] Bart got sand in her vagina. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:10:46 from level 85.
[01/14/19 05:23:11] Wordy [218/817] has challenged Bart [838/998] in combat and lost! 11 days, 03:37:42 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/14/19 06:23:16] Bart [438/998] has challenged Bot [681/1191] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:33:29 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/14/19 13:23:58] Bart [786/998] has challenged dick [888/1263] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:45:36 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/14/19 16:24:15] Bart [883/998] has challenged dick [651/1263] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:04:17 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/14/19 17:24:21] Shmegma [1038/1096] has challenged Bart [453/998] in combat and won! 16 days, 14:57:13 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/14/19 18:24:28] Bart [603/998] has challenged dick [1181/1263] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:01:41 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/14/19 21:24:46] Bart [47/998] has challenged Bot [545/1191] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:44:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/14/19 22:01:14] Shmegma, Wordy, and Anky [1854/3301] have team battled Doody, Bot, and Bart [542/3139] and won! 4 days, 07:24:40 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/19 22:24:52] Bart [566/998] has challenged Anky [116/1388] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:46:23 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/14/19 23:24:58] Bart [602/998] has challenged Anky [438/1388] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:12:50 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/15/19 00:25:03] Bart [58/998] has challenged Doody [762/950] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:39:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/15/19 02:25:17] Shmegma [223/1096] has challenged Bart [934/998] in combat and lost! 9 days, 22:20:36 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/15/19 04:25:29] Bart [757/998] has challenged Wordy [486/817] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:12:15 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/15/19 09:25:59] Wordy [309/817] has challenged Bart [200/998] in combat and won! 10 days, 21:27:23 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/15/19 13:26:23] Bart [194/998] has challenged dick [35/1263] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:53:52 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/15/19 18:26:54] Anky [41/1388] has challenged Bart [505/998] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:07:11 is added to Anky's clock.
[01/15/19 19:27:00] Doody [378/950] has challenged Bart [731/998] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:32:52 is added to Doody's clock.
[01/15/19 22:27:17] Bot [258/1191] has challenged Bart [589/998] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:33:00 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/16/19 00:25:13] Doody, Bart, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/16/19 00:26:31] Bart [601/998] has cum upon Doody [801/950] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:22:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/16/19 00:26:49] Shmegma [749/1096] has cum upon Bart [257/998] and taken them in the face! 5 days, 00:38:01 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/16/19 01:21:46] Bart [663/998] has cum upon Doody [152/950] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 22:30:46 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/16/19 04:27:52] Bart [977/998] has challenged Shmegma [652/1096] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:04:01 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/16/19 05:27:59] Bot [943/1191] has challenged Bart [132/998] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:47:22 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/16/19 05:27:59] Bot has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:58:47 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/16/19 08:28:17] Bart [157/998] has challenged Doody [145/950] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:22:48 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/16/19 10:11:38] Bart was rejuvenated by a coffee enema! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:52:35 towards level 85.
[01/16/19 14:28:52] Bart [731/998] has challenged Shmegma [685/1096] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:43:37 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/16/19 15:28:58] Bart [902/998] has challenged Wordy [313/817] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:32:47 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/16/19 18:27:16] Shmegma [375/1096] has cum upon Bart [710/998] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:00:26 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/16/19 18:28:44] Shmegma [982/1096] has cum upon Bart [728/998] and taken them in the face! 2 days, 14:43:44 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/16/19 18:47:45] Bart [676/998] has challenged Doody [829/950] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:05:32 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/16/19 19:47:52] Bot [473/1191] has challenged Bart [239/998] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:40:41 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/16/19 20:47:58] Bot [109/1191] has challenged Bart [902/998] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:14 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/16/19 21:48:05] Bart [629/998] has challenged Doody [538/950] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:29:31 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/16/19 22:05:40] Anky [1260/1388] has cum upon Bart [781/998] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 13:12:42 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/16/19 22:48:12] Bart [606/998] has challenged Wordy [301/817] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:46:44 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/16/19 23:48:18] Bart [584/998] has challenged Wordy [403/817] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:46 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/17/19 00:54:05] Bart bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:51 towards level 85.
[01/17/19 01:16:10] Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma [2329/3301] have team battled Bart, Doody, and Bot [1579/3139] and won! 0 days, 09:18:19 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/19 04:38:08] Bart [746/998] has challenged Shmegma [373/1096] in combat and won! 19 days, 01:05:30 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/17/19 05:48:58] Wordy [60/817] has challenged Bart [937/998] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:09:23 is added to Wordy's clock.
[01/17/19 08:49:18] Bart [303/998] has challenged Anky [303/1388] in combat and won! 20 days, 11:46:03 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/17/19 08:49:18] Bart has dealt Anky a Critical Strike! 65 days, 22:11:24 is added to Anky's clock.
[01/17/19 09:49:25] Anky [661/1388] has challenged Bart [22/998] in combat and won! 100 days, 08:40:25 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/17/19 11:57:54] Bart fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:22:50 from level 86.
[01/17/19 15:50:05] Bart [156/998] has challenged Wordy [292/817] in combat and lost! 9 days, 00:17:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/17/19 20:50:38] Bart [96/998] has challenged Bot [1010/1191] in combat and lost! 10 days, 07:59:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/17/19 21:50:45] Shmegma [233/1096] has challenged Bart [737/998] in combat and lost! 13 days, 20:35:30 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/18/19 00:51:05] Bart [453/998] has challenged Bot [925/1191] in combat and lost! 13 days, 15:31:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/18/19 02:51:17] Doody [669/950] has challenged Bart [775/998] in combat and lost! 11 days, 10:50:08 is added to Doody's clock.
[01/18/19 08:51:56] Bot [9/1191] has challenged Bart [54/998] in combat and lost! 98 days, 11:31:17 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/18/19 10:46:36] Bart was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:03:06 from level 86.
[01/18/19 11:52:15] Bart [652/998] has challenged Bot [933/1191] in combat and lost! 16 days, 09:44:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/18/19 14:52:35] Bart [667/998] has challenged Wordy [267/845] in combat and won! 32 days, 16:05:32 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/18/19 18:53:01] Bart [451/998] has challenged Doody [481/950] in combat and lost! 12 days, 01:35:35 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/18/19 22:53:27] Doody [270/950] has challenged Bart [350/998] in combat and lost! 19 days, 09:24:33 is added to Doody's clock.
[01/18/19 23:53:33] Bart [854/998] has challenged Doody [267/950] in combat and won! 24 days, 01:48:41 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/19/19 02:53:54] Anky [695/1388] has challenged Bart [748/998] in combat and lost! 60 days, 04:18:42 is added to Anky's clock.
[01/19/19 06:54:20] Bart [129/998] has challenged Shmegma [728/1062] in combat and lost! 11 days, 05:50:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/19/19 08:39:29] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/19/19 08:54:33] Bart [751/998] has challenged Shmegma [770/1062] in combat and lost! 9 days, 14:29:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/19/19 09:54:40] Bot [1147/1191] has challenged Bart [435/998] in combat and won! 58 days, 12:42:21 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/19/19 10:13:30] Shmegma [175/1062] has cum upon Bart [517/998] and been defeated in combat! 30 days, 15:51:12 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/19/19 10:54:47] Bart [829/998] has challenged dick [1140/1263] in combat and lost! 7 days, 19:29:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/19/19 13:55:05] Bart [160/998] has challenged dick [1041/1263] in combat and lost! 8 days, 13:55:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/19/19 16:55:24] Bart [501/998] has challenged Bot [634/1191] in combat and lost! 14 days, 03:20:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/19/19 22:56:05] Bart [898/998] has challenged Wordy [327/845] in combat and won! 31 days, 05:16:07 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/20/19 03:56:37] Wordy [41/845] has challenged Bart [30/998] in combat and won! 89 days, 14:50:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/20/19 05:56:51] Bart [632/998] has challenged Doody [791/950] in combat and lost! 11 days, 12:19:03 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/20/19 07:57:06] Bot [895/1191] has challenged Bart [943/998] in combat and lost! 66 days, 21:46:22 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/20/19 10:57:26] Bart [139/998] has challenged Wordy [708/845] in combat and lost! 14 days, 23:31:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/20/19 11:57:32] Bart [657/998] has challenged Anky [709/1388] in combat and lost! 17 days, 05:18:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/20/19 15:58:01] Bart [852/998] has challenged dick [684/1263] in combat and won! 26 days, 08:55:45 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/20/19 16:08:34] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 15 days, 19:43:52 toward level 86.
[01/20/19 17:34:10] Bart found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:01:50 towards level 86.
[01/20/19 18:58:19] Anky [1197/1388] has challenged Bart [594/998] in combat and won! 68 days, 16:35:20 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/20/19 22:58:44] Bot [894/1191] has challenged Bart [721/998] in combat and won! 95 days, 14:46:54 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/20/19 23:41:31] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/21/19 06:23:15] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 16 days, 13:34:07 toward level 86.
[01/21/19 06:56:13] Bart invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:41:32 towards level 86.
[01/21/19 11:00:00] Anky [547/1388] has challenged Bart [123/998] in combat and won! 24 days, 17:19:58 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/21/19 12:00:06] Anky [484/1388] has challenged Bart [715/998] in combat and lost! 11 days, 03:43:38 is added to Anky's clock.
[01/21/19 16:00:31] Bart [359/998] has challenged Doody [172/950] in combat and won! 9 days, 06:46:36 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/21/19 18:00:43] Bot [146/1191] has challenged Bart [789/998] in combat and lost! 20 days, 20:05:22 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/21/19 20:00:55] Bart [687/998] has challenged Bot [1156/1191] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:16:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/21/19 21:01:02] Shmegma [276/1062] has challenged Bart [812/998] in combat and lost! 43 days, 04:29:18 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/21/19 21:03:17] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/21/19 21:47:23] Wordy [617/845] has cum upon Bart [419/998] and taken them in the face! 64 days, 12:34:01 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/21/19 21:47:23] Wordy has dealt Bart a shocker! 5 days, 07:39:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/21/19 22:54:49] Wordy, Bart, and Bot [1330/3034] have team battled Anky, Shmegma, and Doody [3113/3400] and lost! 6 days, 08:58:00 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/19 23:01:16] Doody [298/950] has challenged Bart [833/998] in combat and lost! 11 days, 10:41:07 is added to Doody's clock.
[01/22/19 00:01:23] Bart [335/998] has challenged Bot [459/1191] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:30:12 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/22/19 00:16:48] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/19 03:01:44] Anky [1176/1388] has challenged Bart [877/998] in combat and won! 13 days, 20:53:06 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/22/19 05:01:56] Anky [209/1388] has challenged Bart [584/998] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:02:00 is added to Anky's clock.
[01/22/19 11:02:35] Bart [504/998] has challenged dick [93/1263] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:33:21 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/22/19 12:43:00] Bart got sand in her vagina. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:23:54 from level 86.
[01/22/19 16:03:08] Bart [740/998] has challenged dick [1088/1263] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:45:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/22/19 16:04:02] Bart got pimpslapped by Wordy. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:52:04 from level 86.
[01/22/19 17:03:14] Bart [712/998] has challenged Doody [143/950] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:39:19 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/22/19 20:03:34] Wordy [796/845] has challenged Bart [324/998] in combat and won! 28 days, 23:09:27 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/22/19 23:03:54] Bart [447/998] has challenged Doody [184/961] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:35:31 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/23/19 01:04:07] Bart [553/998] has challenged Shmegma [993/1062] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:27:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/23/19 02:04:14] Bart [682/998] has challenged Wordy [416/845] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:29:33 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/23/19 06:04:41] Shmegma [513/1062] has challenged Bart [134/998] in combat and won! 74 days, 10:33:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/23/19 08:04:38] Bart [342/998] has cum upon Doody [926/961] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:13:53 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/23/19 12:06:40] Bart, Shmegma, and Bot [2797/3251] have team battled Anky, Doody, and Wordy [1948/3194] and won! 4 days, 04:25:35 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/19 13:05:26] Anky [407/1388] has challenged Bart [411/998] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:38:20 is added to Anky's clock.
[01/23/19 14:05:32] Bart [200/998] has challenged Wordy [487/845] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:57:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/23/19 15:05:40] Wordy [459/845] has challenged Bart [322/998] in combat and won! 21 days, 04:02:07 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/23/19 16:05:46] Wordy [649/845] has challenged Bart [428/998] in combat and won! 16 days, 17:08:15 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/23/19 18:47:13] Bart and Shmegma have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/19 10:07:41] Bart [256/998] has challenged Anky [363/1388] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:19:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/24/19 11:07:48] Bart [146/998] has challenged dick [703/1263] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:17:04 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/24/19 14:08:07] Shmegma [526/1062] has challenged Bart [203/998] in combat and won! 41 days, 15:08:28 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/24/19 16:08:19] Anky [1234/1388] has challenged Bart [770/998] in combat and won! 33 days, 11:39:45 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/24/19 19:08:40] Shmegma [469/1062] has challenged Bart [314/998] in combat and won! 20 days, 08:24:35 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/24/19 22:08:58] Shmegma [169/1062] has challenged Bart [95/998] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:08:24 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/25/19 00:09:11] Bot [798/1191] has challenged Bart [437/998] in combat and won! 39 days, 06:03:27 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/25/19 02:09:22] Shmegma [558/1062] has challenged Bart [166/998] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:12:18 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/25/19 03:54:46] Anky, Wordy, and Doody [2548/3194] have team battled Shmegma, Bot, and Bart [1742/3251] and won! 15 days, 14:19:44 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/19 05:09:42] Doody [953/961] has challenged Bart [729/998] in combat and won! 18 days, 04:32:31 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/25/19 07:09:55] Bart [147/998] has challenged Wordy [608/845] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:09:50 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/25/19 08:10:01] Bart [697/998] has challenged Wordy [462/845] in combat and won! 13 days, 05:00:23 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/25/19 12:42:23] The KY-coated finger of fate gently strokes Bart on the taint, pushing them 25 days, 10:26:35 toward level 86.
[01/25/19 15:10:46] Bart [651/998] has challenged Doody [55/961] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:30:09 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/25/19 18:11:04] Anky [662/1388] has challenged Bart [489/998] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:17:57 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/25/19 20:11:16] Shmegma [518/1103] has cum upon Bart [983/998] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:30:50 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/25/19 21:11:22] Anky [1164/1388] has challenged Bart [346/998] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:01:31 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/25/19 22:11:28] Bart [275/998] has challenged dick [288/1263] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:13:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/25/19 23:11:35] Bot [643/1191] has challenged Bart [263/998] in combat and won! 24 days, 22:31:44 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/26/19 01:11:48] Bart [610/998] has challenged Doody [732/961] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:57:55 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/26/19 02:11:55] Shmegma [91/1103] has challenged Bart [730/998] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:48:51 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/26/19 03:12:02] Bart [271/998] has challenged Shmegma [726/1103] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:11:05 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/26/19 08:29:43] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/26/19 09:12:41] Bot [426/1191] has challenged Bart [420/998] in combat and won! 14 days, 17:00:46 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/26/19 11:12:53] Bart [151/998] has challenged Bot [431/1191] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:08:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/26/19 15:13:18] Bart [161/998] has challenged Doody [231/961] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:30:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/26/19 16:13:23] Shmegma [525/1103] has challenged Bart [441/998] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:01:11 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/26/19 18:13:36] Bot [891/1191] has challenged Bart [471/998] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:22:50 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/26/19 19:13:42] Bart [984/998] has challenged Bot [420/1191] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:53:04 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/26/19 22:14:02] Bart [237/998] has challenged Wordy [661/845] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:06:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/26/19 23:14:08] Bart [374/998] has challenged Wordy [580/845] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:19:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/27/19 01:14:20] Bot [248/1191] has challenged Bart [588/998] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:29:45 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/27/19 01:17:38] Bart ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:16:26 from level 86.
[01/27/19 05:14:46] Doody [439/961] has challenged Bart [23/998] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:00:52 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/27/19 08:15:04] Bart [792/998] has challenged Anky [301/1388] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:01:11 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/27/19 10:15:15] Bart [295/998] has challenged Anky [144/1388] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:02:01 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/27/19 11:15:21] Bart [394/998] has challenged Shmegma [499/1103] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:33:19 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/27/19 12:15:28] Bot [927/1191] has challenged Bart [997/998] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:27:37 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/27/19 14:36:25] Bart found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:47:39 towards level 86.
[01/27/19 16:15:53] Shmegma [21/1103] has challenged Bart [798/998] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:45:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[01/27/19 18:16:04] Bot [489/1191] has challenged Bart [992/998] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:23:40 is added to Bot's clock.
[01/27/19 19:13:30] Anky, Shmegma, and Bot [212/3682] have team battled Wordy, Doody, and Bart [1698/2804] and lost! 0 days, 22:30:40 is added to their clocks.
[01/27/19 19:16:10] Bart [256/998] has challenged Bot [821/1191] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:30:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/27/19 21:16:23] Bart [172/998] has challenged Wordy [2/845] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:21:52 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/28/19 04:17:06] Bart [398/998] has challenged dick [1058/1263] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:21:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/28/19 07:17:26] Bart [727/998] has challenged Shmegma [484/1092] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:28:43 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/28/19 08:17:32] Bart [464/998] has challenged Bot [772/1191] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:33:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/28/19 10:17:44] Bart [80/998] has challenged Wordy [552/845] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:17:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/28/19 10:49:48] Bart grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:40:34 towards level 86.
[01/28/19 13:18:04] Bart [215/998] has challenged Doody [670/961] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:20:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/28/19 16:41:14] Bart ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:07:52 from level 86.
[01/28/19 19:18:44] Bart [345/998] has challenged Bot [1140/1191] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:00:40 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/28/19 22:19:03] Shmegma [637/1092] has challenged Bart [376/998] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:34:47 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/29/19 00:53:07] Bart stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:36:03 towards level 86.
[01/29/19 01:19:22] Anky [773/1388] has challenged Bart [303/998] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:07:47 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/29/19 06:19:56] Doody [760/961] has challenged Bart [158/998] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:59:16 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/29/19 07:20:01] Bart [38/998] has challenged Anky [736/1388] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:19:10 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/29/19 08:21:31] Wordy [556/845] has challenged Bart [351/998] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:06:38 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/29/19 12:21:59] Bart [557/998] has challenged Anky [1144/1388] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:09:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/30/19 08:16:37] Bart [499/998] has challenged Bot [549/1191] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:00:56 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/30/19 11:16:53] Bart [648/998] has challenged Bot [580/1191] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:41:28 is removed from Bart's clock.
[01/30/19 18:17:29] Bot [1091/1191] has challenged Bart [497/998] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:02:02 is removed from Bot's clock.
[01/30/19 19:17:35] Shmegma [904/1092] has challenged Bart [69/998] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:53:32 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[01/30/19 20:17:40] Doody [865/987] has challenged Bart [105/998] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:33:52 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/30/19 21:17:46] Wordy [233/821] has challenged Bart [158/998] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:28:38 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/31/19 00:18:02] Wordy [456/819] has challenged Bart [445/998] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:57:43 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/31/19 01:18:08] Anky [561/1388] has challenged Bart [393/998] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:11:10 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/31/19 02:18:14] Bart [251/998] has challenged Shmegma [1015/1095] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:03:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/31/19 07:18:40] Bart [80/998] has challenged Wordy [260/819] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:25:03 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/31/19 08:18:47] Bart [881/998] has challenged Anky [1013/1388] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:43:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/31/19 08:53:08] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/19 13:19:16] Doody [757/987] has challenged Bart [66/998] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:20:42 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/31/19 14:19:22] Wordy [722/819] has challenged Bart [29/998] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:51:19 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[01/31/19 14:32:59] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/31/19 14:33:11] Anky [462/1388] has cum upon Bart [211/998] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 21:18:26 is removed from Anky's clock.
[01/31/19 15:19:28] Doody [843/987] has challenged Bart [365/998] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:57:43 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/31/19 15:19:28] Doody has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 0 days, 17:26:19 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/31/19 17:19:38] Doody [248/987] has challenged Bart [152/998] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:42:14 is removed from Doody's clock.
[01/31/19 20:19:54] Bart [231/998] has challenged Shmegma [807/1095] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:18:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/31/19 22:20:07] Bart [49/998] has challenged Shmegma [491/1095] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:09:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[01/31/19 22:56:10] Shmegma, Wordy, and Anky [839/3302] have team battled Doody, Bart, and Bot [2890/3176] and lost! 0 days, 10:32:21 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/19 00:51:51] Shmegma [109/1095] has cum upon Bart [392/998] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:08:54 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/01/19 02:20:29] Bart [251/998] has challenged Doody [584/987] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:39:01 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/01/19 12:21:24] Anky [994/1388] has challenged Bart [531/998] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:45:33 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/01/19 12:36:56] Wordy slipped a mickey to Bart and stole her level 92 pair of gloves while they were passed out! Wordy leaves her old level 41 pair of gloves behind, which Bart then takes. Also Bart wakes up with a really sore asshole.
[02/01/19 16:21:48] Bart [857/942] has challenged Anky [471/1388] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:38:17 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/02/19 02:22:43] Anky [146/1388] has challenged Bart [670/942] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:14 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/02/19 07:23:09] Bart [241/942] has challenged Anky [819/1388] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:00:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/02/19 12:23:37] Bart [602/942] has challenged Doody [246/987] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:44:18 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/02/19 13:13:51] Anky [396/1388] has challenged Bart [504/942] in combat and lost! 12 days, 09:09:50 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/02/19 15:23:53] Shmegma [462/1095] has challenged Bart [799/942] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:38:29 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/02/19 20:24:22] Shmegma [69/1095] has challenged Bart [249/942] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:06:56 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/02/19 21:24:27] Bot [284/1191] has challenged Bart [591/942] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:59:12 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/02/19 22:24:32] Wordy [557/868] has challenged Bart [340/942] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:15:52 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/02/19 23:15:52] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/19 00:24:44] Doody [504/987] has challenged Bart [321/942] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:18:50 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/03/19 01:43:18] Bart was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:18:01 towards level 86.
[02/03/19 19:26:29] Wordy [651/868] has challenged Bart [651/942] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:16:59 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/03/19 23:37:34] Bart found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:17 towards level 86.
[02/04/19 00:02:27] Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot [501/3144] have team battled Doody, Anky, and Bart [1589/3317] and lost! 0 days, 15:50:43 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/19 00:26:56] Bart [867/942] has challenged Doody [947/987] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:32:06 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/04/19 02:27:07] Bart [567/942] has challenged Bot [1136/1191] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:18:31 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/04/19 03:27:13] Bot [62/1191] has challenged Bart [24/942] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:58:42 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/04/19 06:27:28] Bot [798/1191] has challenged Bart [32/942] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:51:43 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/04/19 16:28:23] Bart [114/942] has challenged Doody [943/987] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:28:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/04/19 19:28:40] Doody [792/987] has challenged Bart [717/942] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:53:31 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/05/19 03:29:24] Bart [589/942] has challenged Shmegma [11/1085] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:43:17 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/05/19 04:29:29] Bart [200/942] has challenged Shmegma [585/1085] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:56:39 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/05/19 06:29:41] Anky [495/1388] has challenged Bart [599/942] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:49:45 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/05/19 10:30:02] Bart [769/942] has challenged Doody [246/987] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:24:11 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/05/19 11:30:08] Bart [243/942] has challenged Shmegma [808/1085] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/05/19 11:48:52] Bart [160/966] has challenged Doody [724/987] in combat and lost! 10 days, 00:48:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/05/19 12:30:14] Bart [960/966] has challenged Wordy [633/868] in combat and won! 22 days, 16:02:46 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/05/19 15:30:30] Bart [75/966] has challenged Wordy [495/868] in combat and lost! 9 days, 15:48:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/05/19 21:31:03] Doody [643/987] has challenged Bart [884/966] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:05:51 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/05/19 22:31:09] Bot [432/1191] has challenged Bart [739/966] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:30:35 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/06/19 03:31:34] Bart [718/966] has challenged Bot [772/1191] in combat and lost! 13 days, 01:43:42 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/06/19 08:32:01] Bart [918/966] has challenged Doody [407/987] in combat and won! 24 days, 00:03:31 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/06/19 10:32:12] Bart [896/966] has challenged Wordy [813/868] in combat and won! 19 days, 17:46:03 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/06/19 11:32:17] Bart [809/966] has challenged Shmegma [450/1085] in combat and won! 14 days, 14:19:39 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/06/19 12:32:22] Wordy [210/868] has challenged Bart [51/966] in combat and won! 36 days, 15:56:00 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/06/19 16:32:45] Bart [922/966] has challenged Bot [758/1191] in combat and won! 16 days, 17:51:03 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/06/19 18:32:56] Bart [871/966] has challenged Wordy [50/868] in combat and won! 11 days, 17:57:56 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/06/19 20:33:07] Bart [939/966] has challenged Shmegma [79/1085] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:08:01 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/07/19 07:34:09] Bart [365/966] has challenged Doody [894/987] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:34:38 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/07/19 10:34:26] Bart [960/966] has challenged Wordy [639/868] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:01:24 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/07/19 13:34:44] Bart [956/966] has challenged Anky [940/1388] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:39:15 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/07/19 15:34:55] Bart [812/966] has challenged Anky [757/1388] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:23:24 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/07/19 18:36:38] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/07/19 18:49:36] Bot [135/1191] has cum upon Bart [487/966] and been defeated in combat! 46 days, 13:25:44 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/07/19 23:35:39] Shmegma [818/1085] has challenged Bart [726/966] in combat and won! 37 days, 02:06:11 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/08/19 00:35:45] Bart [459/966] has challenged Bot [228/1191] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:57:45 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/08/19 03:36:03] Bart [135/966] has challenged Anky [657/1388] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:16:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/08/19 05:36:14] Wordy [700/868] has challenged Bart [616/966] in combat and won! 97 days, 11:29:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/08/19 08:36:30] Anky [1176/1388] has challenged Bart [453/966] in combat and won! 29 days, 04:24:04 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/08/19 12:41:09] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Anky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/08/19 14:37:04] Bart [12/966] has challenged Doody [97/987] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:11:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/08/19 16:37:15] Bart [587/966] has challenged Wordy [462/868] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:17:15 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/08/19 20:37:37] Bart [801/966] has challenged Bot [538/1191] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:25:29 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/08/19 22:37:48] Wordy [249/868] has challenged Bart [354/966] in combat and lost! 28 days, 06:18:50 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/08/19 23:37:53] Bart [871/966] has challenged Bot [1022/1191] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:14:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/09/19 03:56:52] Bart [428/966] has cum upon Doody [530/987] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:38:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/09/19 06:38:30] Bart [295/966] has challenged Shmegma [424/1085] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:55:54 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/09/19 08:00:35] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/09/19 08:38:40] Wordy [194/868] has challenged Bart [672/966] in combat and lost! 14 days, 04:38:04 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/09/19 09:38:46] Bart [825/966] has challenged dick [186/1263] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:22:37 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/09/19 10:38:52] Bart [753/966] has challenged dick [886/1263] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:03:02 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/09/19 12:25:22] Bart walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:51:01 from level 87.
[02/09/19 13:00:55] Bart hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:13:22 towards level 87.
[02/09/19 14:39:13] Wordy [672/868] has challenged Bart [105/966] in combat and won! 27 days, 18:22:55 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/09/19 18:39:35] Bart [413/966] has challenged Bot [440/1191] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:34:33 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/10/19 00:40:07] Bart [60/966] has challenged Doody [487/987] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:46:34 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/10/19 02:40:18] Anky [293/1388] has challenged Bart [516/966] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:48:56 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/10/19 03:40:24] Bart [683/966] has challenged Bot [141/1191] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:23:52 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/10/19 06:40:40] Bart [689/966] has challenged Bot [3/1191] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:46:45 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/10/19 09:44:12] Bot [596/1191] has cum upon Bart [720/966] and been defeated in combat! 16 days, 04:03:34 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/10/19 12:41:14] Bart [16/966] has challenged Shmegma [485/1085] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:29 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/10/19 20:42:02] Bart [909/966] has challenged Wordy [381/868] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:34:05 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/10/19 22:42:13] Bot [347/1191] has challenged Bart [600/966] in combat and lost! 20 days, 10:03:51 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/11/19 00:13:45] Bart found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:29 towards level 87.
[02/11/19 01:05:20] Bart [39/966] has challenged Shmegma [19/1085] in combat and won! 20 days, 07:51:19 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/11/19 04:42:48] Bart [713/966] has challenged dick [951/1263] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:29:19 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/11/19 06:43:00] Wordy [734/868] has challenged Bart [264/966] in combat and won! 19 days, 09:25:24 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/11/19 07:05:23] Bart, Wordy, Shmegma, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/11/19 07:05:29] Bot [686/1191] has cum upon Bart [789/966] and been defeated in combat! 14 days, 01:05:59 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/11/19 08:43:11] Shmegma [777/1085] has challenged Bart [515/966] in combat and won! 9 days, 01:24:08 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/11/19 09:43:16] Shmegma [666/1085] has challenged Bart [25/966] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:32:15 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/11/19 10:24:51] Bart was rejuvenated by a coffee enema! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:32:01 towards level 88.
[02/11/19 10:43:23] Bart [609/966] has challenged dick [213/1263] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:37:04 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/11/19 11:23:42] Shmegma [950/1085] has cum upon Bart [192/966] and taken them in the face! 5 days, 15:09:47 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/11/19 11:43:28] Shmegma [81/1085] has challenged Bart [227/966] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:58:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/11/19 15:43:52] Bart [918/966] has challenged Bot [144/1191] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:16:30 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/11/19 16:43:58] Bart [820/966] has challenged Shmegma [887/1085] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:29:09 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/11/19 18:44:10] Bart [248/966] has challenged dick [1242/1263] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:22:00 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/11/19 19:50:04] Bart stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:02:48 towards level 88.
[02/11/19 20:44:22] Wordy [304/868] has challenged Bart [196/966] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:12:20 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/11/19 23:44:39] Doody [637/987] has challenged Bart [925/966] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:48:55 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/12/19 03:45:02] Bot [422/1197] has challenged Bart [518/966] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:35:07 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/12/19 06:45:17] Anky [574/1388] has challenged Bart [434/966] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:40:02 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/12/19 11:45:48] Bart [750/966] has challenged Anky [20/1388] in combat and won! 9 days, 08:32:57 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/12/19 13:46:00] Bart [381/966] has challenged Shmegma [759/1085] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:33:26 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/12/19 14:46:06] Doody [274/987] has challenged Bart [698/966] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:53:08 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/12/19 15:46:11] Wordy [727/868] has challenged Bart [567/966] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:05:04 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/12/19 19:46:32] Bart [595/966] has challenged Shmegma [108/1085] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:59:20 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/12/19 20:22:29] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/19 20:46:37] Bart [793/966] has challenged dick [188/1263] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:16:05 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/12/19 21:40:45] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/12/19 21:46:42] Bart [237/966] has challenged Bot [1049/1197] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:03:15 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/13/19 04:47:21] Wordy [142/868] has challenged Bart [531/966] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:02:33 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/13/19 05:47:26] Bot [890/1197] has challenged Bart [120/966] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:18:28 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/13/19 08:47:43] Bart [145/966] has challenged Shmegma [560/1085] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:26:57 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/13/19 10:47:54] Shmegma [1011/1085] has challenged Bart [795/966] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:24:38 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/13/19 16:47:57] Bart [310/966] has challenged Doody [844/987] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:52:21 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/13/19 17:48:04] Wordy [29/868] has challenged Bart [627/966] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:32:36 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/14/19 04:31:16] Doody [404/987] has challenged Bart [431/966] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:59:51 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/14/19 05:31:23] Bot [600/1204] has challenged Bart [908/966] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:03:31 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/14/19 10:31:54] Shmegma [622/1039] has challenged Bart [486/966] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:47:19 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/14/19 11:32:01] Anky [1057/1388] has challenged Bart [25/966] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:05:56 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/14/19 13:32:13] Bart [700/966] has challenged dick [755/1263] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:22:07 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/14/19 14:32:20] Bot [763/1204] has challenged Bart [796/966] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:48:07 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/14/19 20:32:59] Bart [155/966] has challenged Bot [825/1204] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:18:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/14/19 23:33:19] Bart [570/966] has challenged dick [485/1263] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:16:08 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/15/19 01:48:25] Anky [726/1388] has challenged Bart [707/966] in combat and won! 21 days, 21:04:37 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/15/19 02:33:39] Bot [90/1204] has challenged Bart [166/966] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:46:59 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/15/19 06:34:05] Shmegma [100/1039] has challenged Bart [282/966] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:57 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/15/19 10:34:31] Doody [580/987] has challenged Bart [141/966] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:39:52 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/15/19 13:34:52] Bart [104/966] has challenged Bot [168/1204] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:15:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/15/19 14:34:57] Bart [799/966] has challenged Bot [820/1204] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:38:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/15/19 15:35:04] Bart [878/966] has challenged Shmegma [631/1039] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:38:49 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/15/19 15:35:04] Bart has dealt Shmegma a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:57:35 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/15/19 16:35:11] Doody [390/987] has challenged Bart [236/966] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:07:03 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/15/19 18:35:26] Doody [438/987] has challenged Bart [62/966] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:30:46 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/15/19 20:35:39] Bart [198/966] has challenged Bot [36/1204] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:44:57 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/15/19 20:49:32] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/15/19 20:49:38] Bot [834/1204] has cum upon Bart [278/966] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 01:23:14 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/15/19 21:35:46] Shmegma [1006/1039] has challenged Bart [251/966] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:24:25 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/16/19 07:36:53] Anky [926/1388] has challenged Bart [666/966] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:47:40 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/16/19 08:37:00] Wordy [219/868] has challenged Bart [18/966] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:49:06 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/16/19 10:37:13] Doody [502/987] has challenged Bart [4/966] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:53:29 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/16/19 15:37:48] Shmegma [102/1039] has challenged Bart [678/966] in combat and lost! 8 days, 16:24:16 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/16/19 16:37:55] Bart [646/966] has challenged Shmegma [665/1039] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:23:21 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/16/19 19:38:15] Bart [254/966] has challenged Doody [884/987] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:55:13 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/16/19 20:06:18] Bart, Wordy, Anky, and Shmegma have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/16/19 23:38:41] Bart [583/966] has challenged Wordy [602/868] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:49:48 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/17/19 00:38:47] Doody [847/987] has challenged Bart [892/966] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:26:54 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/17/19 03:39:06] Wordy [9/868] has challenged Bart [836/966] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:42:33 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/17/19 06:39:24] Doody [64/987] has challenged Bart [101/966] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:32:28 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/17/19 08:39:37] Anky [1059/1388] has challenged Bart [176/966] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:33:21 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/17/19 10:39:50] Bart [630/966] has challenged Doody [944/987] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:19:29 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/17/19 15:40:23] Doody [930/987] has challenged Bart [838/966] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:30:20 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/17/19 19:40:48] Bart [630/966] has challenged Bot [232/1204] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:15:58 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/18/19 00:35:21] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Shmegma have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/18/19 06:41:57] Bart [7/966] has challenged Doody [951/987] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:39:35 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/18/19 11:42:29] Doody [40/987] has challenged Bart [79/966] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:42:49 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/18/19 14:42:47] Bart [875/966] has challenged Bot [938/1204] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:41:47 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/18/19 17:43:07] Bot [843/1204] has challenged Bart [430/966] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:54:11 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/18/19 19:43:19] Bart [358/966] has challenged Bot [504/1204] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:50:59 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/18/19 20:18:19] Doody, Bart, Anky, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/18/19 20:18:25] Bart [106/966] has cum upon Doody [399/987] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:17:44 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/18/19 23:43:45] Bart [944/966] has challenged Wordy [570/868] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:22:41 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/19/19 07:44:36] Bart [279/966] has challenged Doody [531/987] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:14:17 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/19/19 08:44:43] Doody [35/987] has challenged Bart [690/966] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:57:20 is added to Doody's clock.
[02/19/19 09:44:49] Bart [530/966] has challenged dick [916/1263] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:05:28 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/19/19 10:44:55] Bart [569/966] has challenged Bot [382/1204] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:49:13 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/19/19 13:45:13] Bot [209/1204] has challenged Bart [838/966] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:53:05 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/19/19 15:45:25] Bart [179/966] has challenged Anky [262/1388] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:54:27 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/19/19 16:31:40] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/19/19 16:33:49] Bot [213/1204] has cum upon Bart [165/966] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 11:08:46 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/19/19 16:33:58] Bot [895/1204] has cum upon Bart [429/966] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 08:48:17 is removed from Bot's clock.
[02/19/19 18:45:45] Bart [887/966] has challenged Wordy [203/868] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:02:03 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/19/19 19:50:22] Bart [403/966] has cum upon Doody [24/987] and taken them in the face! 0 days, 05:54:45 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/19/19 20:45:59] Bart [62/966] has challenged dick [822/1263] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:46:46 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/19/19 21:46:05] Shmegma [707/1039] has challenged Bart [121/966] in combat and won! 16 days, 20:40:42 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/19/19 22:46:11] Shmegma [964/1039] has challenged Bart [452/966] in combat and won! 13 days, 07:29:08 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/20/19 05:46:58] Shmegma [390/1039] has challenged Bart [816/966] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:52:32 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/20/19 06:47:04] Bart [459/966] has challenged Doody [278/987] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:17:38 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/20/19 07:47:10] Bart [857/966] has challenged Wordy [192/868] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:37:41 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/20/19 09:47:23] Bart [643/966] has challenged dick [1237/1263] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:47 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/20/19 11:47:36] Bot [115/1204] has challenged Bart [601/966] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:04 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/20/19 12:41:00] Bart [336/966] has challenged Shmegma [998/1039] in combat and lost! 11 days, 21:03:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/20/19 13:47:49] Bart [340/966] has challenged dick [949/1263] in combat and lost! 9 days, 02:25:51 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/20/19 15:48:02] Shmegma [824/1039] has challenged Bart [633/966] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:36:58 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/20/19 17:48:14] Doody [959/987] has challenged Bart [748/966] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:34:47 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/20/19 18:48:20] Shmegma [379/1039] has challenged Bart [594/966] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:52:07 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/20/19 22:48:47] Bart [947/966] has challenged Doody [727/987] in combat and won! 23 days, 22:29:37 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/20/19 23:48:52] Wordy [297/868] has challenged Bart [558/966] in combat and lost! 9 days, 10:12:15 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/21/19 02:49:11] Bart [224/966] has challenged Doody [153/987] in combat and won! 18 days, 03:39:12 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/21/19 03:07:16] Doody [771/987] has challenged Bart [149/966] in combat and won! 19 days, 09:36:02 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/21/19 03:49:17] Anky [423/1388] has challenged Bart [745/966] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:49:25 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/21/19 06:49:35] Wordy [67/868] has challenged Bart [515/966] in combat and lost! 12 days, 04:55:40 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/21/19 07:49:40] Bart [910/966] has challenged Doody [790/987] in combat and won! 13 days, 17:53:41 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/21/19 10:50:00] Bot [238/1204] has challenged Bart [947/966] in combat and lost! 10 days, 19:48:05 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/21/19 11:59:01] Shmegma [302/1039] has cum upon Bart [19/966] and taken them in the face! 3 days, 22:51:31 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/21/19 12:50:14] Anky [812/1388] has challenged Bart [397/966] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:54:33 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/21/19 13:50:20] Bart [461/966] has challenged Shmegma [35/1039] in combat and won! 11 days, 06:03:02 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/21/19 16:50:39] Doody [453/987] has challenged Bart [151/966] in combat and won! 16 days, 08:57:31 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/21/19 18:50:51] Bart [533/966] has challenged Doody [214/987] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:15:47 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/21/19 19:50:57] Anky [174/1388] has challenged Bart [665/966] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:40:08 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/21/19 20:51:02] Bart [144/966] has challenged Wordy [580/868] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:44:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/22/19 00:06:50] Anky, Bart, and Bot [1354/3558] have team battled Shmegma, Wordy, and Doody [644/2894] and won! 1 day, 21:56:22 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/19 08:52:21] Wordy [44/868] has challenged Bart [735/966] in combat and lost! 27 days, 11:25:11 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/22/19 10:52:34] Bart [624/966] has challenged Anky [405/1388] in combat and won! 14 days, 00:57:52 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/22/19 13:52:53] Bart [925/966] has challenged Doody [122/987] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:14:02 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/22/19 16:53:12] Shmegma [454/1039] has challenged Bart [281/966] in combat and won! 41 days, 08:49:16 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[02/22/19 18:53:26] Bart [35/966] has challenged Doody [873/987] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:39:36 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/22/19 20:53:38] Bart [463/966] has challenged Doody [307/987] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:07:59 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/22/19 23:40:07] Bart discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:29:53 towards level 89.
[02/22/19 23:53:56] Bart [714/966] has challenged Shmegma [580/1039] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:48:20 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/23/19 04:54:27] Bart [564/966] has challenged Anky [1224/1388] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:18:36 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/23/19 05:54:34] Doody [848/987] has challenged Bart [848/966] in combat and won! 15 days, 12:35:52 is removed from Doody's clock.
[02/23/19 11:55:12] Bart [336/966] has challenged Shmegma [864/1039] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:21:37 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/23/19 12:18:53] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/23/19 14:55:31] Shmegma [505/1039] has challenged Bart [842/966] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:08:37 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/23/19 15:55:38] Shmegma [489/1039] has challenged Bart [840/966] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:19:15 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[02/23/19 17:55:51] Bot [43/1204] has challenged Bart [883/966] in combat and lost! 31 days, 20:35:19 is added to Bot's clock.
[02/23/19 18:55:58] Bart [825/966] has challenged Shmegma [282/1039] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:25:51 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/24/19 02:56:49] Bart [49/966] has challenged Doody [674/987] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:47:15 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/26/19 09:02:28] Bart [919/972] has challenged dick [919/1263] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:11:39 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/26/19 14:03:01] Anky [232/1383] has challenged Bart [178/972] in combat and won! 74 days, 01:13:27 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/27/19 06:21:16] Anky [186/1383] has challenged Bart [427/972] in combat and lost! 11 days, 10:15:33 is added to Anky's clock.
[02/27/19 14:22:08] Bart [192/972] has challenged Bot [36/1204] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:32:06 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/27/19 14:22:08] In the lemon party, Bot dropped her level 109 amulet! Bart picks it up, tossing her old level 108 amulet to Bot.
[02/27/19 17:43:27] Anky, Bart, and Shmegma [2245/3395] have team battled Wordy, Bot, and Doody [2405/3081] and lost! 1 day, 23:56:49 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/19 18:22:34] Bart [677/973] has challenged Doody [570/987] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:53:13 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/27/19 19:22:40] Bart [269/973] has challenged Wordy [550/891] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:34:16 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/27/19 21:22:53] Bart [593/973] has challenged Doody [765/987] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:40:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/28/19 01:23:19] Wordy [754/891] has challenged Bart [129/973] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:13:40 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[02/28/19 05:23:44] Wordy [722/891] has challenged Bart [828/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:21:06 is added to Wordy's clock.
[02/28/19 13:24:34] Bart [207/973] has challenged Wordy [115/891] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:57:10 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/28/19 16:24:53] Bart [568/973] has challenged dick [462/1259] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:41:43 is removed from Bart's clock.
[02/28/19 17:24:59] Bart [294/973] has challenged Anky [354/1383] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:36:16 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/28/19 18:25:05] Anky [1151/1383] has challenged Bart [479/973] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:18:37 is removed from Anky's clock.
[02/28/19 19:25:12] Bart [123/973] has challenged Shmegma [191/1039] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:51:25 is added to Bart's clock.
[02/28/19 23:25:37] Bart [174/973] has challenged Shmegma [176/1039] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:50:04 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/01/19 02:25:57] Bart [290/973] has challenged Bot [1197/1213] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:38:58 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/01/19 03:26:04] Bart [123/973] has challenged Bot [243/1213] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:11:35 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/01/19 04:26:12] Bart [712/973] has challenged dick [749/1259] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:47:23 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/01/19 09:26:43] Bart [309/973] has challenged Bot [541/1213] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:35:18 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/01/19 10:26:50] Bot [1007/1213] has challenged Bart [33/973] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:59:31 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/01/19 11:26:57] Shmegma [704/1039] has challenged Bart [22/973] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:08:35 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/01/19 14:27:16] Anky [962/1383] has challenged Bart [861/973] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:28:43 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/01/19 16:27:28] Wordy [331/891] has challenged Bart [869/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:00 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/03/19 02:40:49] Bart [408/973] has challenged Bot [54/1213] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:53:28 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/03/19 05:53:31] Shmegma [730/1039] has cum upon Bart [348/973] and taken them in the face! 4 days, 00:28:13 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/03/19 06:41:22] Anky [732/1399] has challenged Bart [516/973] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:54:56 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/03/19 06:41:22] Anky has dealt Bart a Critical Strike! 3 days, 22:40:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/03/19 07:19:01] Shmegma [484/1039] has cum upon Bart [336/973] and taken them in the face! 3 days, 02:56:00 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/03/19 08:41:38] Bart [180/973] has challenged Bot [314/1213] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:57:52 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/03/19 09:41:45] Wordy [20/878] has challenged Bart [545/973] in combat and lost! 10 days, 01:15:19 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/03/19 12:42:10] Bart [735/973] has challenged Bot [177/1213] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:24:56 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/03/19 20:43:11] Bart [878/973] has challenged Doody [43/994] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:19:56 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/04/19 00:43:44] Wordy [860/878] has challenged Bart [398/973] in combat and won! 15 days, 08:44:42 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/04/19 04:44:16] Anky [1138/1399] has challenged Bart [666/973] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:28:54 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/04/19 07:44:41] Bart [823/973] has challenged dick [4/1273] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:08:20 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/04/19 09:00:24] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/19 12:45:22] Bart [604/973] has challenged Doody [695/994] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:08:45 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/04/19 13:45:31] Bart [378/973] has challenged Wordy [599/878] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:06:49 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/04/19 15:44:53] Doody, Bart, Wordy, and Bot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/04/19 15:45:48] Bart [157/973] has challenged dick [1252/1300] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:20:22 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/04/19 18:46:12] Doody [527/994] has challenged Bart [601/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:54:48 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/05/19 00:47:02] Bart [895/973] has challenged Anky [572/1428] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:16:49 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/05/19 05:47:43] Anky [1352/1428] has challenged Bart [903/973] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:56:23 is removed from Anky's clock.
[03/05/19 08:48:03] Wordy [462/878] has challenged Bart [597/973] in combat and lost! 7 days, 17:59:27 is added to Wordy's clock.
[03/05/19 09:48:09] Doody [803/994] has challenged Bart [550/973] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:39:18 is removed from Doody's clock.
[03/05/19 10:46:05] Bart, Anky, Shmegma, and Bot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/05/19 13:48:40] Bot [454/1213] has challenged Bart [16/973] in combat and won! 16 days, 14:49:47 is removed from Bot's clock.
[03/05/19 15:48:56] Shmegma [67/1039] has challenged Bart [788/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:58:16 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/05/19 18:49:20] Wordy [384/878] has challenged Bart [125/973] in combat and won! 15 days, 19:41:48 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/05/19 21:58:42] Bart and Anky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their gay god, and it is his cock that anoints them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/19 00:50:09] Shmegma [1016/1039] has challenged Bart [473/973] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:43:05 is removed from Shmegma's clock.
[03/06/19 01:50:16] Doody [621/994] has challenged Bart [798/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:29:47 is added to Doody's clock.
[03/06/19 06:50:56] Anky [642/1428] has challenged Bart [692/973] in combat and lost! 76 days, 09:55:52 is added to Anky's clock.
[03/06/19 09:04:23] Shmegma, Bot, and Anky [882/3680] have team battled Bart, Doody, and Wordy [1188/2845] and lost! 19 days, 13:51:26 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/19 09:51:20] Wordy [546/878] has challenged Bart [179/973] in combat and won! 76 days, 06:21:44 is removed from Wordy's clock.
[03/06/19 12:51:46] Bart [203/973] has challenged Doody [58/994] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:46:15 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/06/19 14:52:02] Bart [923/973] has challenged Shmegma [477/1039] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:44:13 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/06/19 18:52:35] Bart [882/973] has challenged Shmegma [385/1039] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:45:46 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/07/19 10:54:50] Shmegma [123/1039] has challenged Bart [339/973] in combat and lost! 35 days, 17:47:13 is added to Shmegma's clock.
[03/07/19 11:54:58] Bart [696/973] has challenged Shmegma [941/1039] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:41:35 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/07/19 12:55:06] Bart [181/973] has challenged Bot [1173/1213] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:26:11 is added to Bart's clock.
[03/07/19 13:55:14] Bart [136/973] has challenged Shmegma [87/1039] in combat and won! 11 days, 09:53:14 is removed from Bart's clock.
[03/07/19 15:15:21] Bart was rejuvenated by a coffee enema! This wondrous godsend has accelerated t